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name: varg-character-big-guy description: >- Makes big, heavy AI characters people remember, on varg: very large men (and women) whose size is shown with visible cues instead of numbers, dressed so the contrast tells the joke (a 160 kg florist in a tiny pink apron), played straight and never mocked, as a character sheet ready for scenes and video. Use when someone asks for a fat, big, heavy, chubby or plus-size character, a big guy, a gentle giant, a huge man in a small job, or a strongman. Part of varg-character-design (definition, sheet, reuse in video). license: MIT metadata: author: vargHQ version: "1.0.0" openclaw: homepage: https://varg.ai compatibility: Needs the varg MCP connection (https://mcp.varg.ai/mcp) or a VARG_API_KEY (see varg-ai). allowed-tools: Bash(curl:*) Read Write Edit

Big guy characters

Extreme bodies played straight are one of the most shared AI character types of late 2026: a 280-lb clown lifting cars reached 14.6M views on one reel, an 80s bodybuilder with a mullet 9.1M, a 6'7", 154 lb gym guy 4.6M. "Chubby" the fat orange AI cat had a video with 136M views in 4 days. Size is a silhouette you read in one frame, and physical comedy needs no words.

The rule: the joke is the contrast (size against job, outfit or skill), never the body itself. He is good at what he does and completely serious about it.

Sheet, crops and video: varg-character-design.

The recipe

Definition: age + size + a job or hobby that is small, delicate or unexpected (florist, ballet teacher, barista with latte art, model-train collector, yoga instructor).

Details: show the size, don't just state it. Tested on Seedream 5 Pro: "178 cm and about 160 kg" came out as a merely heavy-set man (v1); the version below got the size right (v2).

• Belly: "wide round belly that pushes the apron far forward and hangs over his waistband"
• Neck and face: "thick neck, full round cheeks and a double chin"
• Arms and legs: "thick upper arms and forearms", "thick legs"
• Shoulders: "broad heavy shoulders"
• Always: "realistic weight distribution, not slimmed", full-length framing
• Face: a beard, small glasses, a shaved head or a tiny man-bun, a gentle or deadly serious look
• For women: "plus-size adult woman, US size 22, 165 cm, full upper arms, soft belly, wide hips, full face", confident

Clothing: fit tells the joke.

• Something too small or too delicate: a tiny pastel apron, a ballet wrap cardigan, a child-size backpack, a cycling jersey a size too small
• Something true to size underneath: a black crew-neck T-shirt that fits, work trousers
• One prop that is small in his hands: a bouquet of tulips, an espresso cup, a pencil behind his ear, a tiny dog

Ready characters

| Character | Prompt seed | |---|---| | Bruno (tested) | 48-year-old Italian-American florist, a very large heavyweight man of about 160 kg: wide round belly that pushes the apron far forward and hangs over his waistband, broad heavy shoulders, thick neck, full cheeks and a double chin, thick tattooed forearms, shaved head, bushy salt-and-pepper beard, small round gold-rimmed glasses, gentle shy half-smile; a tiny pastel-pink canvas apron that looks too small on him, black crew-neck T-shirt true to size, grey work trousers, white clogs, a pencil behind his ear | | Big Lou | 35-year-old ex-powerlifter who now teaches ballet to adults, 190 cm, about 150 kg, huge round belly and arms, buzz cut, thick black beard; black leotard over grey sweatpants, pale pink ballet slippers, deadly serious | | Tiny Tony | 40-year-old barista, 185 cm, about 170 kg, round face, waxed handlebar moustache, slicked-back hair; a too-small denim apron, rolled sleeves, makes perfect latte art with a tiny steel jug |

Sheet

Use the model sheet from varg-character-design with the details above. Model: seedream_5_pro (7 credits). Ask for full-body panels that fill the frame: models quietly shrink bigger bodies with loose clothes, tight crops and angled poses.

Formats that work

• One delicate skill done perfectly (arranging flowers, a pirouette, latte art), deadpan.
• The strongman: lifting something absurd (a car, a horse, a vending machine), no comment.
• Same character, a new small job every post.

Watch out

• "Curvy", "chubby", "fat" alone are read inconsistently; describe what the camera sees.
• No body-shaming jokes, no food-as-punchline. Brands avoid it, and the archetype works without it.
• Shirtless strongman content passes better with a sport context: "strongman competitor at a contest, lifting belt, chalk".